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00:00Dinner's all ready everybody, dig in! But remember, mind your manners, there's plenty enough to go clean around three times. That is, if Pa don't get there first.
00:12I said mind your manners, Pa!
00:23Ma sure is a stickler for fancy etiquette.
00:31I'm a warnin' you, Pa! If you don't watch your manners, I'sa gonna feed you with the hogs!
00:37Fine grace them a man can't even eat.
00:43After that fine meal, a nice walk will do us all good.
00:48I think a good snooze is even better.
00:52Now there he goes again, walkin' out before a lady. Come on back here, Pa!
01:01Don't you have no gentleman in you at all?
01:05Ma believes in respectin' us poor weak womenfolk.
01:09Yeah, well, I'm gonna say I'm a weak like a bull ox.
01:15What you lookin' up in the city telephone book, Ma?
01:19I'm a-sendin' your Pa to a finishin' school.
01:23Hello, operator? Get me the J.P. Snob School of Charm.
01:30Here he is, Mr. Snobs. I just hope you can smooth off some of the rough edges on Pa here. Bye.
01:37Hmm, a very acute case with us.
01:40Extremely so, Mr. Snobs.
01:42Well, I'm afraid I'm bored.
01:46A daily bath is the first essential to good grooming.
01:54An indoor swimming hole.
01:57You'll feel better when you're properly attired, Mr. Rug.
02:00It's the best we can do until later.
02:02He is rather an odd size.
02:05I'll continue to do the outfit.
02:09We must do something about his diction.
02:12Once again now, the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
02:20Perhaps we should just skip it and get on with his ballet lessons.
02:25Now, let's make this a successful lesson, shall we, Mr. Rug?
02:32Good. On your toes now.
02:35Fine.
02:37Oh, good, good. Very good.
02:40Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, my beautiful girl.
02:44Oh, good, good. Very good.
02:46Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, my beautiful Mr. Rug.
02:49You're doing just fine.
02:52Oh, dear. He was doing so well.
02:57Hey, Walt, there's a bear in my cement.
03:01There's a what?
03:03There's a bear in my cement.
03:05With a ballet outfit on.
03:07Maybe this business is too much of a rat race for you, Charlie.
03:12Gosh, I always thought of it as sort of dull.
03:16Fencing, Mr. Rug, will give you grace in movement. Observe.
03:20Thrust, parry, thrust, parry, voila.
03:25There, Mr. Rug. Now, let's see you try it.
03:30He doesn't seem to grasp ideas too readily.
03:35There, Mr. Rug. Won't you join in now?
03:41Mr. Rug, please.
03:44It's all beginning to look so futile.
03:49Isn't my husband ready?
03:51Oh, yes, madam. Indeed he is at last.
03:54I think you'll be happy with the finished product.
03:58Oh, Paul, you are so swavy.
04:03Of course. Poor Mr. Snobs may never be the same again.
04:07That is stunning, Mr. Dark Bear.
04:15Here come Moe and Paul.
04:19Oh, Paul.
04:21Oh, Moe.
04:24Here come Moe and Paul.
04:28Oh, Paul, I'm so proud of you now that you is a perfect gentleman.
04:35He done opened the door for Mom.
04:38Gosh, how romantical.
04:41Come in and sit down, children.
04:43Paul is going to show us all he learned in charm school.
04:49Is that city music, Mom?
04:52I reckon so.
04:53It's awful.
04:55Look, Paul's got on a nighty.
04:58Lush.
04:59What did they do to Paul?
05:01He sure ain't his self.
05:06If that don't be the poor Rug, the pole dancer.
05:11I can't believe it.
05:13I tell you, I know good old Claude Harper.
05:18What a dude.
05:21I'm going to start a running.
05:24I'm going to start a feud.
05:26I'm going, I'm going.
05:33Well, I guess once a hillbilly, always a hillbilly.
05:37You know something, children?
05:39I thinks I likes it best that way after all.