The Hillbilly Bears The Hillbilly Bears S01 E003 Anglers Aweigh
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00:00Paul, oh Paul, rustle your stumps and go catch some catfish for supper.
00:11I swore that man's a caution. He sleeps more in a hootie aisle with a pip.
00:16Lion's sake, Paul, you know it's now on to supper time. Go catch a catfish. And bring home a big one, cause we're mighty hungry.
00:23I'm going to go right out there and bring back those catfish and I'm going to eat my hat.
00:28Okay. If you don't catch one, you'll eat your hat.
00:33I'm going to go right out there and bring back those catfish and I'm going to eat my hat.
00:38Okay. If you don't catch one, you'll eat your hat.
00:43I'm going to go right out there and bring back those catfish and I'm going to eat my hat.
00:48Okay. If you don't catch one, you'll eat your hat.
00:53That sign says, danger, beware of ferocious catfish or whiskers.
00:58No, I ain't going to be scared of any catfish.
01:02Me neither, Paul. Us hillbilly folks ain't scared of nothing.
01:06I hope Ma's got the skillet on.
01:10Atta boy, Paul. Give him a little more play before you land it.
01:14Gosh, Paul, don't you reckon you played with him long enough?
01:25You know what I'm going to be, I'm going to be a bear trap.
01:28Yeah, a bear trap is a heap more suitable for catching a fish that size.
01:34Gosh, Paul, when it comes to catching catfish, you is the greatest.
01:44Okay, Paul, you can holler. I got my ears covered.
01:53I'm going to put some dynamite in the lunch box.
01:57I'll get it, Paul. And when he opens the box for lunch, kazowie, you got him by the whiskers.
02:02Gee, I hopes I grows up to be as smart as you, Paul.
02:12He done fell for it. Haul him in, Paul.
02:14Oh boy, my mouth is just a-watering to get a bite of that bear fish.
02:28Gee, Paul, I'd get my mouth washed out with soap if I said that.
02:32I'd get my mouth washed out with soap if I said that.
02:52Oof.
03:02I'd get my mouth washed out with soap if I said that.
03:05We'll get him this round, Paul.
03:08Come on, Paul, give him those old jabs.
03:11Now an uppercut, and a left to the feet, and a right to the chops.
03:15You got him hanging on now, Paul. Now finish him off with a haymaker.
03:21Don't worry, Paul, we'll take him in the rematch.
03:32No catfish. You know how it's smart. Of course I wouldn't do that.
03:38I ain't a-worryin', Paul, but I ain't a-countin' on havin' catfish for dinner, either.
03:43Don't you worry, man, I'm gonna clobber.
03:50Good and dirty. He's a smart aleck.
03:55Hmm, now I'll get him good.
04:05Gee, Paul, what are you aiming to do now?
04:08Don't you worry, son, I'm gonna blast him with my squirrel gun.
04:16I don't wanna rile you up, Paul, but it appears to me like you missed old Willie.
04:21I don't wanna rile you up, Paul, but it appears to me like you missed old Whiskers.
04:24But you sure blasted the boat.
04:27That's a friendly gun, and no good fish.
04:36You aiming to blast that fish out of the lake?
04:39Uh-huh. You know, I'm gonna get him this time.
04:43Hey, Paul, don't look now, but I think you was about to have your head blowed off.
04:48Huh?
04:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:59Blanche-siques, Paul! What was that?
05:02I don't know what you see in there, but I'm crazy cannonball.
05:05Cannonball? Oh, come on, Paul, you know there's no cannonball in the closet.
05:11I don't wanna be a fool, and I don't wanna show you.
05:14Ha-ha!
05:15You're sure right. That sure enough was a cannonball.
05:21Gee, Ma, I thought we was having catfish for supper.
05:25It ain't exactly catfish, but grits is fillin'.
05:28How about you, Pa? Enjoyin' your supper?
05:32The only thing I can do is cut off even my head here.
05:45Yes!