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00:00Oh !
00:30Oh !
01:00J'imagine.
01:07Sir ! Sir ! Qu'est-ce qu'il faut faire ?
01:11Mettez-le tout dans la boîte et laissez-le rouler !
01:31A la sortie du buisson
01:33Un moment de silence
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01:38Hop !
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01:59Good morning, sir.
02:01It's hardly morning and there's nothing good about it.
02:03I had to wake up all on my own.
02:05Where the hell is Jailbot?
02:06Why are you asking me?
02:07Because that's what I do.
02:08I ask you things and then I tell you things.
02:11And right now I'm telling you to go find Jailbot and send him to me.
02:15I'll get right on that, sir.
02:20Okay, let's see.
02:22What does Jailbot do exactly?
02:29Je peux le faire.
02:30Okay.
02:33Quelque chose que je peux faire ?
02:36Je peux le faire.
02:57Où est-il ?
03:00Aïe !
03:04Qu'est-ce qui se passe là-bas ?
03:06Ah, okay, okay.
03:07Look, Jailbot and Jagknife crashed in the outer zones.
03:10So we decided to make a little wager.
03:12And hey, no side bets !
03:14I want in.
03:15No way ! Get your own racket !
03:18Okay, deal !
03:20Did you nincompoops find Jailbot yet ?
03:22What happened to you ?
03:23Nothing.
03:24What ? It's a little shaving accident.
03:26And...
03:27Help !
03:28Oh, hold please.
03:29Stupid ear.
03:30We need to keep him distracted.
03:31Somebody's got to cover Jailbot's shift.
03:33Perfect.
03:34Well, sir, I'm short on manpower due to the search.
03:37I need you to cover Jailbot's duties.
03:39You're kidding, right ?
03:40I'm the boss. I don't do lowly robot work.
03:43I think robots are sexy.
03:44Really ?
03:45Well, I guess I could help out just this one time.
03:49Great !
03:50Here's the list of Jailbot's duties.
03:54Piece of cake.
03:59Oh, shit !
04:16I thought you had it under control.
04:18Relax, baby !
04:19Oh, they sure look like goners out there.
04:21The odds are now 100 to 1 against.
04:23Who wants to double down ?
04:29Oh, shit !
04:50Welcome back, Jailbot.
04:52Oh, no, no, no ! I'm not here for...
04:54Intruder. Intruder.
04:58Hello, friends.
04:59I know you were expecting Jailbot,
05:01but I'm Jailbot's papa,
05:02and daddy's got some nice, fresh chow for ya.
05:06Hello, vegetable garden.
05:09Those jerks giving you trouble, huh ?
05:12Choke on that, suckers !
05:24Cute, they must be all tuckered out from chow time.
05:27Sleep tight, my little critters.
05:48I'm worthless.
05:49Can't even take care of my own stupid jail.
05:51I miss my Jailbot.
05:57Yes, yes, I've been going about this all wrong.
06:00If I'm gonna do Jailbot's job,
06:01I need to think more like Jailbot.
06:03And in order to think more like Jailbot,
06:05I must become Jailbot.
06:27Ah !
06:35Identification.
06:36Identification.
06:38C'est moi, Jailbot.
06:40Bienvenue à nouveau, Jailbot.
06:42Commence l'interface.
06:44Euh...
06:45Interface.
06:47Interface.
06:49Interface.
06:58What ?
06:59Welp, that's that.
07:01Pleasure doing business with you, sluts.
07:03Wait, where are you going ?
07:05These losers are all out of cash anyway.
07:06But there are other things they can gamble with besides money !
07:09Don't I know it.
07:10Follow me, boys.
07:11Time to work off that debt.
07:20Jailbot.
07:21I'm Jailbot.
07:23Beep-beep, ba-ba-boop.
07:25Jailbot.
07:27I'm Jailbot.
07:31Hmm, okay.
07:42Beep-beep, boop-bop.
07:44Beep-beep, boop-bop.
07:46Beep-apprehend-jack-knife-beep-bop.
07:48Beep !
07:52All right, we're back in business, fellas !
07:54Place your bets, place your bets !
07:56Wow, wow, wow, wow !
07:57Two Jailbots !
07:58Fellas !
07:59It's a fix !
08:00No, no, no, no !
08:01I had nothing to do with it this time !
08:03This time !
08:04Oh, boy !
08:05What I meant was...
08:06No, no, no !
08:07No, no, no !
08:08Misunderstanding !
08:26Shit.
08:27Now, that's done.
08:49Incoming !
08:50Oh, bastard !
08:51What did I say ?
08:52I said incoming.
08:53You beat the face of...
08:54Ouh !
09:10Je... Je dis la vérité !
09:16Tu devrais juste l'avoir tué !
09:19Je suis un dégénéré !
09:21J'ai toujours été un perdant !
09:24Je suis de retour, bébé !

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