Frank The Tank
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00:00 Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:03 Here I am back in Tucson, Arizona, standing on a corner.
00:08 I don't know where Winslow is.
00:10 Is Winslow closer to Phoenix or Tucson?
00:12 Well, I'm not taking anything.
00:13 I'm here at the Blacktop Grill.
00:15 We're going to be reviewing their hot dogs.
00:18 And, well, they said that they have award-winning comfort
00:22 food here.
00:23 Blacktop Grill has been open about a decade.
00:27 And it's located in the Boshaw's Contrario Plaza.
00:35 I think I inverted that, but whatever that fucking says.
00:39 But let's see if these hot dogs are worthy of the tank.
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01:25 All right, well, here's the hot dogs
01:26 here at the Blacktop Grill.
01:28 They grill up the hot dogs.
01:30 Buns are nicely warmed.
01:31 They're a little bit different than the normal hot dog rolls
01:33 here, but the bun-to-dog ratio--
01:36 mm, less than ideal.
01:40 Not awful, but less than ideal.
01:41 I'm going to take a little bread away,
01:45 because you don't want to have all of that bread.
01:48 So you're trying to leave a little less bread.
01:51 I do like that they toast the outside,
01:52 but maybe you'd better if they toast the inside.
01:54 But, hey, I digress.
01:56 Good char marks on the dog.
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02:18 Mm.
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02:22 Decent taste.
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02:27 I'll give it a double.
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02:49 I hate this song.
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02:54 All right, what is the chili--
02:55 I don't see much chili sauce.
02:56 I see mainly chili beans.
02:59 Kind of not what I want to see.
03:02 Well, let's give it a try.
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03:14 Eh, it's not good enough taste.
03:17 I'll give this single.
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03:24 Yep, another raw dog in the books.
03:27 This place actually was quite decent.
03:29 A little bit different than some of the other hot dog
03:31 places around Tucson.
03:33 It's kind of more like a normal hot dog spot, I would say.
03:36 They do have the snort dogs.
03:38 The chili-- the chili wasn't awful.
03:41 I-- I respect better chili down here, but it wasn't awful.
03:45 The hot dog was good enough.
03:48 Just good enough, I guess, sometimes.
03:50 If you know any place I can go next time I'm
03:52 on the road or anywhere, leave a comment down below.
03:55 You just never know where I'm going to go.
03:57 Maybe one day I might be a place where you might show.
04:00 So keep raw dogging.
04:03 Click like, subscribe, and I'll see you down the road.
04:05 Take me out for some hot dogs.
04:12 Get me one that's only plain.
04:15 No mustard or ketchup.
04:19 I'll know what the dog is really about.
04:22 And it's hope that this is a good one.
04:26 Maybe a home run or a double.
04:28 But if it sucks, it will be a strikeout.
04:31 And I'm worthy of my taste buds.
04:34 [INAUDIBLE]
04:39 Well, 2024, you know, what a hell of a start we've been off to.
04:47 Probably by the-- I'm recording this on New Year's Eve.
04:49 By the time any errors go off, it'll be good.
04:52 Match will be 20 games under 500.
04:54 Pilonzo will be hitting 30 home runs elsewhere.
04:57 And the Dolphins will be losing players.
05:00 And their one chance to win is all gone.
05:03 The Devils will be far out of playoffs.
05:05 Knicks will also be out of playoffs.
05:07 And life is hell.
05:08 Next year, it's never going to end.
05:11 Pain and suffering will never end.
05:13 But here I am.
05:14 Jinx.
05:23 Why the fuck are they playing this song?
05:25 Why the fuck are they playing this fucking song?
05:33 To mess with you.
05:35 [BLEEP]
05:38 You see?
05:39 This song-- every time this song comes out, my team's collapsed and die.
05:43 2007 Mets, and now this.
05:47 There's no way to beat the Devils next week.
05:48 They're going to go out in the first round again every year.
05:51 No playoffs ever.
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