Barstool Pizza Review - Carpanzano's Pizzeria (Guilford, CT)
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 All right, pizza view time.
00:20 We're at Carpanzano's.
00:22 Did I say it right?
00:23 Carpanzano's in Guilford.
00:28 And they got ads for Toad's Pizza,
00:30 I mean Toad's Place in there.
00:32 Old school barstool place used to do blackout tour.
00:34 Means we're near New Haven.
00:36 I love the guy in there making the pizza.
00:39 When you get into New Haven, you run into a couple of things.
00:42 They have Fox Trot or Fox Run.
00:44 The drink is--
00:46 Fox Park.
00:47 What?
00:47 Fox and Park.
00:48 Fox and Park drink.
00:49 And then you've got pizza makers that look like pizza.
00:52 Like, I don't know how else to describe it.
00:54 They come out, and they just--
00:55 they look like pizza.
00:56 It's like, oh, you're a pizza.
00:57 And this guy in there making the pizza knew all about it,
01:00 knew all the New Haven spots, knew all the people involved.
01:04 And I knew it before he even opened his mouth.
01:06 Like, oh, you're a pizza.
01:07 So I'm expecting this to be good.
01:08 He says not totally New Haven style,
01:11 but it's cut like a New Haven, isn't it?
01:13 The big slices, the long slices--
01:17 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:21 You don't get the eighth slice.
01:22 You get a multiverse of slices.
01:25 So even though he's like, hey, this isn't New Haven, to me,
01:30 it looks like it's cut.
01:31 It's not as charcoal.
01:32 It's not as black.
01:34 But you can tell we got Mr. Pizza in there.
01:37 It's not as spotty as the maker.
01:39 He's a pizza.
01:40 It's like, what's your ethnicity?
01:41 Pizza.
01:42 And you can tell by this one.
01:44 Good undercarriage.
01:45 Come on, now.
01:47 Give it to me.
01:47 I want to give Mr. Pizza a good score,
01:49 because he wants to take a picture.
01:52 I want to be able to like, hey, pizza, you did it.
01:55 One bite.
01:55 Everyone knows the rules.
01:57 Very hot.
01:58 Looks good.
02:00 Ooh.
02:01 Very good first bite.
02:09 Favorite pizza we've had on this trip.
02:19 The second eighth.
02:21 [CRUNCHING]
02:24 The only criticism I get, it's the grande cheese.
02:33 Trust me.
02:33 I've heard it.
02:34 I don't even know what it means.
02:35 Trust me.
02:35 I've heard it.
02:37 You can use a paper towel on this one.
02:39 Still, Austin brought up a good point.
02:43 Sometimes when we're eating, he tastes the pizza.
02:45 And one that we had was good.
02:47 He's like, yeah, I can't drive with it.
02:49 I want you to be able to drive with the pizza.
02:51 You should be able to wave around, call, talk, radio,
02:54 scream while waving a pizza around, and still eat it.
02:57 With this, you see it, you can.
02:59 I'm going 8-2.
03:01 Guy's going to love the score.
03:02 The pizza guy in there, Carpizzanos,
03:04 what was it on the apps?
03:05 You know?
03:06 I don't know.
03:07 8-0.
03:08 I don't know if they did those ones special for me,
03:09 because I knew it.
03:10 But this is great.
03:11 8-2, Carpizzanos.
03:13 Love it.
03:13 He says it's not New Haven.
03:14 It's pretty damn close.
03:16 And they even got the Klan pizza.
03:18 8-1.
03:19 8-1.
03:19 I'm right on.
03:21 Loved it.
03:23 Thank you.
03:23 Really good.
03:24 Very New Haven style.
03:25 Thank you.
03:26 It's a little lighter.
03:27 I mean, I've worked at all those places.
03:29 And like Ricky that had it before.
03:30 You came out, you looked like pizza.
03:32 I saw you.
03:33 This guy's been around pizza his whole life.
03:35 The second I saw you--
03:36 I have since I was 17.
03:37 You can tell.
03:37 I can do it long enough.
03:39 The second you walked out, I'm like, oh, pizza.
03:41 Thanks.
03:42 You're welcome.
03:43 Want to do a pic?
03:44 Yeah.
03:45 Yeah, if you don't mind, we can do one separate,
03:47 and then one together.
03:47 I don't mind.
03:48 Thank you.
03:49 I'll do one there.
03:50 And I'll do two.
03:51 How much did you give for ratings?
03:52 What?
03:53 How much did you give for ratings?
03:54 [INAUDIBLE]
03:55 No, he said no.
03:57 He's from Middle East.
03:58 He said he wants to know what you gave him for a rating.
04:01 8-2.
04:01 8-2.
04:02 8-2.
04:02 Good.
04:03 Nice.
04:03 Thank you.
04:04 That's great, actually.
04:05 Thank you very much.
04:06 It's a blast.
04:06 Do the same thing.
04:07 Go one like this, and then one sideways.
04:09 Please.
04:10 Glasses.
04:11 I hate glasses.
04:12 But I can't see shit.
04:15 Thank you.
04:15 See you guys.
04:16 Thanks a lot, Dave.
04:17 Yep.
04:18 We can do one together.
04:19 The three of us?
04:20 Yeah, with the two of us together.
04:21 We'll put up on the wall, please.
04:23 If you don't mind, sorry.
04:24 Not at all.
04:24 We'll do the nail, maybe.
04:25 Yeah, yeah.
04:26 Let's do it out here if you want.
04:27 Oh, yeah.
04:29 All right.
04:30 See you guys later.
04:31 All right.
04:31 Thanks a lot, Dave.
04:32 Yep.
04:33 See you.
04:33 Thank you.
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