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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:11 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:16 (sifflement)
00:18 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:24 - My shirt sure is wrinkly.
00:26 (sifflement)
00:28 (soupir)
00:29 Mmm...
00:30 It's just like the warmth of a mother's love.
00:33 Or so I've heard.
00:34 - Eww! What are you doing?
00:36 - Just cleaning you up, Courtney.
00:38 - But how is this any different from spitting in my face?
00:41 (soupir)
00:42 - Duncan, for the last time, get rid of your fireworks.
00:46 - What fireworks?
00:47 (sonnerie)
00:48 - Fine.
00:50 - Oh! Are we trying to trick somebody into thinking this place isn't a disaster?
00:55 - (soupir) Yes.
00:56 Somebody from the school board is coming to renew my teacher's license.
00:59 - Whoa! Sounds really important.
01:02 I sure hope we can behave!
01:05 - Sweet Carolina, I gotta take drastic action!
01:08 My whole future hinges on these little monsters behaving!
01:11 - Whoa! Monsters?
01:13 Eh, OK, that's fair.
01:15 - OK, here's the deal.
01:17 If you guys don't mess this up for me,
01:19 you all get an extra cookie at snack time.
01:21 - Uh, Owen just finished the cookies.
01:23 (soupir)
01:25 (burp)
01:26 - OK, then. Extra juice boxes?
01:28 (soupir)
01:30 - Mmm!
01:31 - Oh, come on! What about pudding?
01:33 - Think you better up your game, Chef.
01:36 - Luckily, I'm a master negotiator!
01:39 - (soupir)
01:40 - So, Mr. Chef, after consulting with my partners,
01:44 I think you'll find this offer smaller than fair.
01:47 - I am not getting you 36 elephants,
01:50 a pool full of ice cream,
01:52 and a jet fighter that runs on glitter glue.
01:54 - You drive a hard bargain.
01:56 We'll settle for... one pony!
01:59 - One pony, huh?
02:01 Mmm. OK, deal.
02:03 - Let's get to business.
02:05 - Duncan, did you safely remove all the fireworks?
02:09 - Almost. There! That's the last of 'em.
02:12 - Well-behaved children and fireworks
02:14 being disposed of safely?
02:16 - Ha! Ha! Ha!
02:17 I should have offered a pony a long time ago.
02:20 Hey!
02:21 - I don't think Jude got the pony memo.
02:24 - Uh, yeah, Margo, Jude never got the memo.
02:26 Pack your things. You're fired.
02:28 - Margo?
02:29 - She's just my ex-secretary.
02:31 - Come on, Jude, you know there's no skateboarding inside,
02:34 especially not today.
02:36 Let's go get your clothes back on.
02:38 Whoa!
02:39 (grunt)
02:40 (gasp)
02:41 - Uh...
02:43 (all gasp)
02:45 - Knocked unconscious by a helmet?
02:47 Ha! Ha! That's good irony.
02:49 - Should we call an ambulance?
02:51 - No way! That school-bored person's gonna be here any minute,
02:54 and if we don't get Chef's license renewed,
02:56 we can say "Hola" to our pony.
02:58 - I think you mean "Adiós."
03:00 - I'm Noah. I speak Dutch.
03:02 - But let's focus on the pony, OK?
03:04 Now, hurry up and drag Chef into his office.
03:06 We got work to do.
03:08 (train whistling)
03:10 (knocking)
03:12 There! We're ready.
03:14 - We're just in time, too.
03:16 - Hello. You must be Mr...Chef?
03:19 - Chef?
03:21 You're funny.
03:23 Chef's a teacher. My name is Al.
03:26 - You are Chef, remember?
03:28 - Oh, right.
03:30 - Hi, I'm Chef.
03:32 Large, adult Chef.
03:34 - Yes, right. And I'm medium adult Sheila Emerson
03:37 from the school board.
03:39 Can we speak in your office?
03:41 - No! I farted in there recently,
03:43 and it's hanging around like my mom at a birthday party.
03:46 Just go already, Mom! Ha ha ha!
03:49 Ow!
03:51 Can I interest you in a tour?
03:53 Please, follow me.
03:55 - Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! - Oh...
03:57 - Oh, good. He's waking up.
03:59 - (straining)
04:01 I'm hungry and thirsty.
04:03 I want my mommy!
04:05 - That doesn't sound good.
04:07 - Oh, no! I've heard of this.
04:09 People who've been knocked out by child-sized items
04:11 often revert to childlike behavior.
04:13 - That is not a thing.
04:15 But either way, Chef's apparently a toddler now,
04:17 so we're gonna handle it, right?
04:19 - I gotta go boom-boom.
04:21 - (screaming)
04:25 - That's a ball,
04:27 and there's a chair,
04:29 and here's a sink.
04:31 Sinks are for holding water.
04:33 - Yes, that is how sinks work.
04:35 - Hi, quitboard lady!
04:37 - Oh, my.
04:39 - What?
04:41 - I see you met Junior.
04:43 Too young for the adult rides.
04:45 Too big for the kiddie discount.
04:47 - Ooh, ooh!
04:49 I wanna dwink!
04:51 - Oh!
04:53 - Oh... - That's not good.
04:55 - Okay, I'm not sure what's going on here,
04:59 but the school is flooding, and...
05:01 - Well, of course it is.
05:03 And that's because Thursday
05:05 is swimming lessons.
05:07 Today is Tuesday.
05:09 - Who wants to go swimming?
05:11 - I do, I do!
05:13 - Ooh!
05:15 - This is very unorthodox.
05:17 How do you get the water out?
05:19 - By what Chef Tsunami drew, of course!
05:21 Ready, everybody?
05:23 (screaming)
05:25 Look out, tsunami!
05:27 - Ooh!
05:29 - Of course.
05:31 - Yay!
05:33 Richard Swimmins survived the flood.
05:35 - Richard Swimmins is our fish.
05:37 Feeding him teaches us about...
05:39 Uh... - Responsibility.
05:41 - Responsibility!
05:43 - Wait, where did that voice-- - Who wants to feed the fish?
05:45 - Me, me, me!
05:47 I do!
05:49 - Ah! Isn't that the nuclear waste
05:51 Gwen brought to show in Cal last week?
05:53 - Yum, yum, yum!
05:55 Eat up so you can get big and strong, fishy!
05:57 - I think we might wanna run outside.
06:03 - No!
06:05 - Run? Why?
06:07 (screaming)
06:09 - Big fishy went to the zoom-zoom car.
06:13 - And for once it wasn't Chef's.
06:17 - Mr. Fish, let me go or you're getting an ass!
06:19 (screaming)
06:21 - Should we continue our tour?
06:25 - What we should do is call in the military!
06:27 - This isn't really a big deal,
06:31 but if you're gonna get all worked up about it...
06:33 - Hello? - Hi, it's me.
06:35 You've got another code black.
06:37 There, it's handled.
06:39 - And I suppose that isn't a big deal either?
06:51 - Oh, not at all!
06:55 The kids love helicopter cookouts.
06:57 Right, guys?
06:59 - Yay! - You betcha!
07:01 - So, I think that's about it for the tour.
07:03 Can I get Chef's-- I mean, my license now?
07:05 - You cannot be serious!
07:09 This is without fear of hyperbole, the worse!
07:11 - Wait! Ms. Emerson!
07:13 There's one thing that I just know will change your mind!
07:15 Ta-da!
07:17 - A cupcake?
07:19 You kids thought a cupcake would make me change my mind
07:21 about the worst teacher and worst school I've ever seen?
07:23 - Y-yes?
07:27 - No. Not even close.
07:29 - You, cupcakes?
07:31 - Honestly,
07:33 I've had some rough assignments,
07:35 but a tidal wave? A giant mutant fish?
07:37 A military helicopter crash?
07:39 - Um, you told me to call them?
07:41 - No.
07:43 I've had enough! Sugar is bad for you!
07:45 Spocklers are dangerous!
07:47 And there is no way Chef will be getting
07:49 his teaching license renewed.
07:51 Ever! Again!
07:53 - Ah!
07:55 - Ooh!
07:57 - Nitty Spockle!
07:59 - What did you do?!
08:11 - That wasn't mine.
08:13 I mean, I didn't mean to-- - Yeah.
08:15 - What kind of a monster blows up a school
08:17 just because she doesn't like the teacher?
08:19 - Now, come on!
08:21 That clearly wasn't my intention.
08:23 And who said that?
08:25 - So you just like blowing stuff up?
08:27 - No, but--but I--but I didn't--
08:29 - Seems like an odd habit for a school board employee.
08:31 - Yes, but I-- - Does your boss know?
08:33 - Okay, you know what?
08:35 I think that cupcake
08:37 changed my mind after all.
08:39 Mr. Chef,
08:41 enjoy your new license.
08:43 I'm getting as far away from this place as possible.
08:45 - Huh.
08:47 Bad lady. Pretty fast, though.
08:49 - Well, it was a crazy day,
08:51 but everything worked out in the end.
08:53 - Oh! What happened?
08:55 - Uh, we got your certificate. That's what happened.
08:57 - That's amazing!
08:59 But you destroyed the school!
09:01 And my car!
09:03 - Oh, yeah,
09:05 but a deal's a deal. You owe us a pony.
09:07 - [sighs]
09:09 - Good morning, kids.
09:11 And good morning, pony.
09:13 - What? My certificate? You can't eat that!
09:17 - I gotta go boom boom.
09:19 - [screaming]
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