Total DramaRama Total DramaRama E014 – Tiger Fail
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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:11 (cris de joie)
00:13 (coups de feu)
00:15 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:19 (coup de feu)
00:20 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:23 - Wouhou!
00:24 - What's that?
00:25 Little Duncan didn't mean to take Cody to the wall, but...
00:28 - Chef!
00:29 - Beth got stuck in the toilet again!
00:31 And I think she died!
00:33 - Hold on, Beth! Chef is coming!
00:35 (soupir)
00:36 Every time it rains,
00:37 I run out of things to do with the kids.
00:39 They get cabin fever and run wild,
00:41 and I get nothing done.
00:43 It's been raining for four straight days!
00:45 (soupir)
00:46 You kids give me peace for ten minutes,
00:48 I'll make your favorite lunch!
00:50 (soupir)
00:51 (soupir)
00:52 - Watch this, kids!
00:54 - Hey!
00:55 - What?
00:56 - Who's hungry?
00:57 (cri de joie)
00:58 - Sloppy Joe's!
01:00 Extra sloppy!
01:02 Nice!
01:03 - That's it! Everybody outside!
01:05 Now!
01:06 (soupir)
01:08 (explosion)
01:10 Fine, we'll stay inside,
01:12 but you have to be quiet.
01:14 Chef has some important business to attend to.
01:17 (soupir)
01:19 Peace and quiet.
01:21 - Chef!
01:22 - Ah!
01:23 - I can't find my socks!
01:25 - Uh, Cody, Chef needs you.
01:27 Chef needs a little privacy.
01:29 I'll help you in a minute, okay?
01:32 - Are you going number one or number two?
01:34 - You kids shouldn't be--
01:35 - Hey, Pat!
01:36 We're out of popcorn,
01:37 and I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!
01:39 - Izzy, get down from there right now!
01:41 - People eat horses?
01:43 - No, Cody, not usually.
01:45 Tell him, Izzy.
01:46 - No, they don't eat horses.
01:47 They turn them into glue.
01:49 (cri de joie)
01:50 - No, no, no, no!
01:51 No, no, no! Don't cry!
01:52 - Whoa!
01:53 Somebody forgot to flush in here.
01:55 Chef!
01:56 Chef, somebody didn't flush!
01:58 - This is my to-do list.
02:00 (cris de joie)
02:01 Know how many things
02:02 I've checked off at this week?
02:04 None!
02:05 (cris de joie)
02:07 (explosion)
02:08 That's it.
02:09 They're giving me no choice.
02:11 (cris de joie)
02:12 Ice cream!
02:14 (cris de joie)
02:15 (explosion)
02:16 Better.
02:17 Now, if you are quiet for the next hour,
02:20 I will get you all ice cream!
02:23 (cris de joie)
02:24 - I want strawberry!
02:25 - Have a strawberry!
02:26 - I want a strawberry!
02:27 - I want a strawberry!
02:28 - I want a strawberry!
02:29 - I want a strawberry!
02:30 - I want a strawberry!
02:31 - I want a strawberry!
02:32 - I want a strawberry!
02:33 - I want a strawberry!
02:34 - I want a strawberry!
02:35 - I want a strawberry!
02:36 - I want a strawberry!
02:37 - I want a strawberry!
02:38 - I want a strawberry!
02:39 - I want a strawberry!
02:40 - I want a strawberry!
02:41 - I want a strawberry!
02:42 - I want a strawberry!
02:43 - I want a strawberry!
02:44 - I want a strawberry!
02:45 - I want a strawberry!
02:46 - I want a strawberry!
02:47 - I want a strawberry!
02:48 - I want a strawberry!
02:49 - I want a strawberry!
02:50 - I want a strawberry!
02:51 - I want a strawberry!
02:52 - I want a strawberry!
02:53 - Non, non, non, ne vous demandez pas Gwen.
02:55 Vous savez qu'elle n'aime pas les trucs des enfants.
02:58 - Je lui demande en tout cas.
03:05 C'est juste le bonheur.
03:06 Gwen, quelle goût aimeriez-vous?
03:09 - Le poisson.
03:12 - Je suppose que ça n'a pas été réglé.
03:17 - Vous voyez ce que vous avez fait?
03:18 - S'il vous plaît, rien que le poisson.
03:21 - Qu'est-ce que le poisson?
03:22 - Roar, I'm a tiger!
03:24 I bet you're wondering where my tail is.
03:27 Well, kids, I took it off
03:28 and made it into delicious ice cream.
03:31 It's two great flavors combined into one.
03:34 Mm-mm, orange and black.
03:37 Kids love the unsettling taste
03:39 of the business end of a large jungle cat.
03:41 Come get your tiger tail ice cream today!
03:45 - It's made from real tigers?
03:47 - They couldn't call it tiger tail if it wasn't.
03:49 - Gross!
03:50 - We are going to get chocolate.
03:52 I'll handle this.
03:53 I took a class in hostage negotiation.
03:55 Gwen, it's Courtney.
03:57 If we can't agree on one flavor,
03:59 no one gets ice cream.
04:01 I know you don't want that to happen.
04:03 Work with us here.
04:05 - (soupir) OK.
04:07 - Yes!
04:08 - As long as it's tiger tail.
04:10 - Oh!
04:12 - Why do you have to be so difficult?
04:15 - I won't pretend to like something
04:17 just because every other kid does.
04:19 - I'm not just chocolate ice cream.
04:21 I don't like sing-alongs, glitter, stickers,
04:23 laughter or sunshine.
04:25 - Sunshine?
04:26 Who hates sunshine?
04:28 - I don't get invited to too many play dates.
04:30 - Aw, you can come to my house!
04:32 What do you like to play?
04:34 - I like to find dead bugs and hold funerals for them.
04:37 - OK.
04:39 We can try that.
04:41 - Don't worry, guys.
04:43 We'll use my negotiation skills.
04:45 Change your mind,
04:46 and we're gonna crack this sad chair in half!
04:48 - Stop!
04:50 Gwen's vote is just as important as everyone else's.
04:53 Even if her choice of ice cream is totally gross.
04:56 - Chocolate! Chocolate!
04:58 - Hey!
04:59 Here's how we're gonna settle this.
05:01 We'll play the quiet game.
05:04 Whoever goes the longest
05:06 without making a sound wins.
05:08 The winner picks the flavor.
05:10 - Ha! This'll be easy.
05:12 It's all of us against her.
05:14 OK, Team Chocolate, let's focus.
05:16 All we need to do to win is--
05:18 - Game starts now!
05:19 - Make Gwen talk!
05:20 - You're out!
05:21 - What? Aw!
05:23 - The longer this game goes on,
05:25 the more time I'll have to get my chores done.
05:27 Time to file some incident reports!
05:30 - We got this.
05:31 You're all good at not talking, right?
05:33 So just be--
05:34 - Gwen's really good at not talking.
05:37 - Gwen's the one we're trying to beat!
05:39 And now you're out!
05:40 - I am?
05:42 - You sure are!
05:44 - Oh, darn!
05:45 This game is hard.
05:46 - Listen, all we have to do
05:48 is get Gwen to make a noise.
05:50 Go make funny faces until she laughs.
05:52 ♪ ♪ ♪
05:57 - Huh?
05:59 - Zip, zip, zip.
06:01 - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
06:04 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:07 - Ha, ha, ha!
06:08 Sorry, sorry.
06:09 I can't help it.
06:10 Look at Harold's funny face!
06:12 Ha, ha, ha!
06:13 - Ha, ha, ha!
06:14 - Ha, ha, ha!
06:15 - Yeah, dude, it's so funny!
06:17 - I'm not making a funny face.
06:19 - Funny face or not,
06:21 you three are out, out, and out!
06:23 - Everyone on Team Chocolate,
06:25 stop talking!
06:27 Hey, where's Gwen?
06:29 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:34 - Ah!
06:35 - Ow!
06:36 - Duncan's out,
06:37 and I'm on to do some meal prep.
06:39 - Oh, no!
06:41 I broke Gwen with my music!
06:43 - She got you good, Beth.
06:45 - High five!
06:47 ♪ ♪ ♪
06:49 - Don't tell anyone,
06:51 but I'm kind of rooting for Gwen.
06:53 - I'm rooting for Gwen to take this to the end of the day.
06:56 I haven't had this much free time
06:58 since the flu of the never-ending winter.
07:01 - This snicker goblin is a noise trap.
07:03 You hand it to Gwen, she touches it,
07:05 it giggles, game over.
07:08 ♪ ♪ ♪
07:11 - Oh!
07:12 I won? I won!
07:14 What did I win?
07:15 - That's a quiet game. You're out.
07:17 - Well, I...
07:19 Whatever. I'm keeping this crown.
07:21 - There, lunch is for a week.
07:24 I should have thought of the quiet game years ago.
07:27 ♪ ♪ ♪
07:33 - Ah!
07:35 - Ah!
07:37 - What did you get?
07:39 - You got the same thing as me!
07:42 - Ah!
07:43 - These are terrible presents!
07:45 - Noah, it's all up to you now.
07:47 - I'm out. - What?
07:49 - There's no beating Gwen at the silent game.
07:51 I'd rather stop caring.
07:52 - You were our last hope.
07:54 - Chef!
07:55 - With Owen and Noah out,
07:56 looks like the ice cream flavor we're eating
07:58 is gonna be tiger tail!
08:00 - Ah! It's Cody!
08:02 He's not out yet!
08:03 - Dude, I totally forgot he went here.
08:05 - Ah!
08:06 - Ah!
08:07 - And he's taped his mouth shut.
08:09 - Ah! Yes!
08:11 - With Cody taking this game into overtime,
08:13 I might finish my list!
08:15 - Sorry. I'm just so happy.
08:18 - Go, Cody, go!
08:20 - Go, Gwen! You can do it!
08:23 - What? Someone has to root for the underdog?
08:26 (clock ticking)
08:28 - If I don't get ice cream soon, I'm gonna faint.
08:31 - Relax, buddy. They're the only two left.
08:33 How long could it take?
08:35 (clock ticking)
08:37 (alarm blaring)
08:39 (alarm blaring)
08:41 (soupir)
08:43 - Cody's out!
08:45 - Yes! I won!
08:47 - Here's your tiger tail ice cream.
08:49 And I finally finished my PhD in education,
08:52 wrote two novels, and I built my dream boat by hand!
08:56 It's amazing what you can get done
08:58 when the kids are occupied.
09:00 - Yeah! Whoo!
09:02 - Well, what do you know?
09:04 It's not that bad.
09:06 But then again, I lost most of my taste buds.
09:08 - So, Gwen, was it worth the wait?
09:12 - You know what?
09:14 Chocolate is actually better.
09:16 - We hung around 78 years for nothing?
09:19 (grunts)
09:22 (chants)
09:24 (chants)
09:26 (chants)
09:28 (chants)
09:30 *Musique*