Vikingskool Vikingskool E013 – All Hail The Turnip Queen
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08:27 "Hey! I love turnips as much as youuuuuuu... Not humble enough. I wish I could love turnips as much as you! Yeah. No one's as humble as me."
08:42 "Is that all she's got, waving and talking? Anyone could do that."
08:45 "Hey, Vikes! Come watch Ilva the Waving Whiz-Bang!"
08:51 "Trust me, I got this."
08:55 "Dimhild! Hi lovely to see you! You're such a warm and giving person!"
09:02 "Coming from you, Ilva, that means so much! We should hang out more, you know? Have some... girl time!"
09:13 "Ilva, you sweetheart! That would be..."
09:18 "Excuse me, I just need to go somewhere before I..."
09:22 "Oh! Oh!"
09:24 "Oh..."
09:25 "Hahaha! Pity!"
09:27 "You hear that? Not bad for a girl raised by wolves!"
09:33 "Seriously? I mean, we all knew you were some kind of forest hick, but wolf girl..."
09:40 "Tell anyone and I might just lose my grip on civilization! Rrrr!"
09:45 "I don't need to tell anyone! You can lose without any help from me!"
09:50 "Ilva, I'm sorry..."
09:51 "Forget about it! I have a contest to win!"
09:53 "Oh! Mmm! So... bitter!"
10:04 "You like that? Wait till you try my golden lady!"
10:08 "Question seven! Which aphid is the turnip's fiercest foe?"
10:14 "The cabbage aphid!"
10:16 "That monster!"
10:18 "Oh!"
10:20 "Oh!"
10:21 "Well, this is... fun!"
10:24 "So glad you think so! We need to do about fifty more!"
10:28 "No! Oh! I chopped off Frey's chin! Stupid knife!"
10:35 "Someone as important as you deserves one of these!"
10:38 "The Turnip Master 1000! Made from folded steel! This is... a bribe!"
10:45 "No! Take it back! I cannot be bought!"
10:47 "Mercifully done, Arnie! I've always admired your integrity!"
10:51 "That's so... thank you!"
10:53 "So if you let me win Turnip Queen..."
10:56 "Ahh! Don't stop! I cannot be bought! There's my own co-optability!"
11:01 "Rebels attend! As we honor Frey's slaying of the winging turnip beast!"
11:09 "I love turnip day!"
11:12 "I love turnip day!"
11:14 "I love turnip day!"
11:17 "How goes your campaign?"
11:20 "Turniperifically, Mistress Ira! I love turnips, and turnips love me!"
11:26 "Wow, you made her blink! I didn't know she could!"
11:32 "First contenders! Wear the beast!"
11:43 "Ha! Ha! Doomhill flubbed! Guess all that waving weakened her arm!"
11:46 "No! She missed on purpose, to get Harold's sympathy!"
11:50 "Who can play at that game?"
11:53 "Contenders! Wear the beast!"
11:56 "Oh! Oopsie!"
12:01 "The guard!"
12:06 "What?"
12:11 "What?"
12:12 "Oh! Ilza foyed right at her!"
12:19 "It was an accident! I was trying to miss, to make you feel sorry for me!"
12:23 "Oh please! Harold's too smart and handsome to fall for cheap tricks! Right, Harold?"
12:29 "Yeah! Handsome, really!"
12:32 "Mr. Hammerson! Tell me the worst! Will she... Will she still be able to run for Turnip Queen?"
12:39 "It's bed rest for this one, lad. She's out of the contest."
12:43 "Ilza, you put a way for me! Vote for... Doomhild! Oh!"
12:48 "Vote for Doomhild! Vote for Doomhild! Vote for Doomhild!"
12:54 "You know I wouldn't fire at Brenna!"
12:56 "I knew you wouldn't miss! It's not in your nature, like being a Valkyrie."
13:01 "Vote for Doomhild! Vote for Doomhild!"
13:06 "What's happening?"
13:08 "Oh no! Stop! It's fine!"
13:11 "I'm gonna start the Turnip Stew instead!"
13:13 "I'm sorry, my hands are tied. I simply cannot start the Queen speeches until Ilza's here."
13:18 "You don't think maybe she's realized we all hate her and she has no chance of winning?"
13:24 "Ilza's not a quitter! Eric's out looking for her. You wanna speed things up? Maybe go help!"
13:28 "But of course! I'd love to help! Can I count on your vote?"
13:33 "Yeah, Nana. I like you just the way you are too."
13:36 "Knew you'd be moping in here!"
13:38 "Wolf girl and goat face! Come on! It's speech time!"
13:43 "We're good here, thanks. You win."
13:45 "No, I don't! Arnie won't hold the vote till you give a speech! You're ruining my only chance to win!"
13:52 "You said back home you won't turn up Queen every year! Or was that another pretty lie?"
13:56 "No, I... Oh!"
13:59 "Yeah, I won! 'Cause it's easy to win when Daddy throws anyone standing against you in the dungeon!"
14:04 "I just wanted to win for real. Just once."
14:08 "Alright, I don't wanna do this stupid thing, but you do! Let's go make some speeches!"
14:15 "Oh, thank Freya! The candidate queens will now give their speeches! Right now, please! Thank you!"
14:21 "Fromdy! Whatevers. I get it, okay? You hate me, and I'm gonna lose. That's it. Bye!"
14:29 "Hey, your queen-to-be has a fun turn at being a queen! I'm gonna go and get my speech!"
14:34 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:38 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:42 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:45 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:49 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:53 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
14:57 "Hey, your queen-to-be has a fun turn at being a queen! I'm gonna go and get my speech!"
15:02 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:06 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:10 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:14 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:18 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:22 "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be a queen! I'm gonna be a queen!"
15:26 "Oh, you want to get your claws out, do you? Well that figures!"
15:30 "Oh..."
15:31 "Cuz guess what, vikes? She's not even human! She was raised by wolves! Don't even try denying it!"
15:38 "Why would I deny it? It's who I am! And I'd rather be raised by wolves than by a bully and a tyrant!"
15:45 "Enough! Both candidates have made their speeches. It is time to vote."
15:50 "Hey! I'm in charge! I should be saying that-
15:55 "Okay, right, so I will! Vikings, grab your tenets and vote!"
15:59 "Alright..."
16:21 "Elva wins? I mean, Elva wins!"
16:25 "I did it, I did it! I proved you wrong!"
16:47 "And in the pageant, if you forget your lines, I'll prompt you."
16:50 "Hey! All hail the wolf queen!"
16:52 "And all of them backwards."
16:54 "Backwards, right."
16:55 "And when Ira lowers the turnip crown on your head, keep still, they're delicate, pickled over a hundred years ago."
17:01 "I get to balance a pickled turnip on my head. Every young girl's dream."
17:05 "They said she'd never win. Actually, we said she'd never win, and we were wrong! Yay us! Hail our soon-to-be queen!"
17:13 "I don't deserve to be queen. I won by being myself. Only, myself doesn't give a-"
17:20 "Urgh! Who's turnip queen?"
17:21 "What they do."
17:22 "Doom Hill does, it means the world to her."
17:26 "Can you maybe go back to pretending it's important to you for another five minutes, please?"
17:37 "It is time."
17:42 "They want a wolf queen. I'll sell them a wolf queen!"
17:46 "Beneath the gaze of Frey and Freya, we crown our turnip royalty. Keep your head still."
17:55 "All hail the turnip king!"
17:57 "All hail the turnip king!"
17:59 "Stop! I can't do this!"
18:04 "Oh, you're ruining it!"
18:06 "I can't be someone I'm not, whatever it costs."
18:11 "Urgh!"
18:12 "The goat!"
18:18 "Runner!"
18:22 "King needs some help, yeah?"
18:33 "All hail the queen!"
18:38 "All hail the turnip queen!"
18:40 "All hail the turnip queen!"
18:46 "Stop it! I'm not the queen you want!"
18:49 "I'm not gonna stand where I'm told, and say what I'm told, and keep quiet the rest of the time."
18:54 "That's not me."
18:55 "I mean to crown throwing, not crown wearing!"
18:58 "Wouldn't worry too much about the crown part, because you don't have one anymore."
19:01 "Thanks to Wolf Girl, you all wasted your votes!"
19:04 "Crowns can be remade, lives cannot."
19:08 "For your attempt to sabotage Turnip Day, Ladler will take you to the kitchen, where you will pickle a new crown."
19:14 "What? Make a crown for..."
19:16 "Or, you can be mercilessly turning tickled by the whole school for the rest of the day."
19:21 "I'll pickle! I'll pickle! Show me the turnips!"
19:24 "And as for you, the school has voted and you are queen, like it or not. You won."
19:32 "Does that mean you change your mind about me being a v...?"
19:34 "Don't push it."
19:35 "All hail the Turnip Queen!"
19:38 "All hail the Wolf Queen!"
19:39 "That's way frostier."
19:40 "Wolf Queen! Wolf Queen! Wolf Queen! Wolf Queen!"
19:44 "Alright then! We're gonna do this my way!"
19:47 "And so, we bless our Viking youth with this, our perfect harvest!"
19:53 "Ah, so much better than you would have been. No offense."
19:57 "None taken."
19:58 "Turnips for all!"
20:03 "Turnips for all!"
20:05 "Turnips for all!"
20:07 "Yes!"
20:09 "Yes!"
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