Festival Lonza
Festival Lonza
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00:00Dating Tips with Misery and Dr. Love
00:06A.K.A. Mail Doll No. 9
00:10Tip No. 1
00:12Identify the friend you like
00:15and give him a token of your affection.
00:21Tip No. 2
00:23Share your interests.
00:31Tip No. 3
00:33When you like your friend, show them.
00:36Don't just tell them.
00:39I like you, Misery, a whole lot.
00:43I like you too, Mail Doll No. 9.
00:46Isn't he a doll?
01:01Dating Tips with Misery and Dr. Love
01:04A.K.A. Mail Doll No. 9
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01:55Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:26We've done it, man. We beat them.
02:29The rash.
02:36Wow.
02:37If you please, who should be first to use the machine?
02:41Me, me, me!
02:42We'll do it first.
02:43Let's make this as painless as possible.
02:46I suggest we play a game of boulder, shroud, guillotine.
02:49Winner goes first.
02:50Good one, Ruby. Splendid idea.
02:52And if I win, I get to choose who scrubs my soils.
02:57Maybe.
02:58Hey, Scaredy, come on in the circle.
03:00Geometric shapes frighten me.
03:03On the count of three, everybody call boulder, shroud or guillotine.
03:07I am curious, how does one...
03:09One, two, three.
03:14Who wins?
03:15I say Scaredy for creativity.
03:17He became boulder.
03:19I agree.
03:20Scaredy goes first.
03:21Followed by Frank and Len, Skull Boy...
03:23And don't forget moi.
03:25Then Poe.
03:26Doom and I will go last.
03:28Bye for now.
03:29See ya.
03:30Have fun.
03:35Hey, don't forget to ring the laundry bell before you finish,
03:38so the others will know when to come down.
03:42For whom does the bell toll?
03:44The bell tolls for thee, my friend.
03:47The bell tolls for thee.
03:51You know, should not laundry be a group activity?
03:55You know, like monster taming or something?
04:02What's going on?
04:11This cannot be good.
04:17Oh no.
04:18Oh no.
04:19Oh my god.
04:26I do not recall the laundry being so hazardous an activity.
04:31Do you, Mr. Buns?
04:42Ancient drawings, perhaps from a lost civilization?
04:46Fascinating.
04:48Mr. Buns, I read in one of Poe's books
04:51that drawings on the wall are meant to communicate a message.
04:57Oh my.
04:59Oh my.
05:00Oh dear.
05:01Oh dear.
05:02Oh my.
05:03Oh my.
05:04Oh my dear.
05:07The queen is coming to visit me for tea.
05:11Any second now.
05:13I must tell Ruby.
05:16No, you are right, Mr. Buns.
05:18I will keep it a secret and surprise her.
05:21In the meantime, I must prepare.
05:23Oh, this is so exciting.
05:25Aren't you excited, Mr. Buns?
05:33Well, at least this gives us a chance to sort our clothes properly.
05:37Pity.
05:40Verbose.
05:42Pity.
05:44Frank, why don't we just use the words cool and uncool
05:47instead of pithy and verbose?
05:49Because we're pithy cool.
05:53Almost forgot.
05:58Ready to wash and roll?
05:59You bet.
06:08Pithy.
06:10Super pithy.
06:12Ancient musical notes.
06:15Look.
06:16Len and Frank on Body of Lion.
06:18Squiggly line.
06:19Leg.
06:20Queen.
06:21Queen.
06:22Leg.
06:23Squiggly line.
06:24Len and Frank on Body of Lion.
06:26It can mean only one thing, Len.
06:29No way.
06:31The queen of talent scouts is coming to scout us.
06:35Pithy and super pithy.
06:39Whoo-hoo!
06:41No time for practice, Len.
06:43We must laundry.
06:44I mean...
06:45Exactly.
06:46In reverse.
06:47To the garage.
06:48But wait.
06:49Shouldn't we tell Ruby and the gang?
06:50We will.
06:51After we sign the record deal.
06:54Let's not jinx it.
06:58My turn.
06:59Yes.
07:03Wow.
07:04I bet these ancient markings hold the key to where I'm from.
07:07There.
07:08Doesn't he look exactly like me?
07:11Check it out.
07:13And he looks like some kind of king.
07:16Hey.
07:17Maybe I'm descended from a long line of kings.
07:21Egyptian kings.
07:23But wait.
07:24This leg.
07:25Squiggly line.
07:26Leading to a queen.
07:28Can only mean one thing.
07:31A descendant of the queen is coming to visit me.
07:34Bringing with her a royal leg for me to wear.
07:39Alas, poor leg bone.
07:41I knew him pretty good, Mr. Bond.
07:44Pretty darn good.
07:48No time to lose.
07:49I must get ready for her arrival.
07:52Oh, befouled peril.
07:54How do I loathe thee?
07:56Let me count the ways.
08:01Oh, grand.
08:05Laundry.
08:07These are the appendages of an artist.
08:09Not a launderer.
08:15I'm going to the mysterious world of Egypt.
08:19OK.
08:20Not exactly.
08:21But the queen of Egypt is coming to visit.
08:23No doubt to inform me that a pyramid will be erected in my honor.
08:26I must get ready.
08:29Ring, ring, ring.
08:30Your turn, Ruby and Doom.
08:33Po sure was in a hurry.
08:35Something tells me he's not a fan of the soapy science.
08:40Does this look like a horse to you?
08:43But that's what the artist says it is.
08:48A chicken.
08:49Really.
08:51Looks to me like a teapot.
08:53See, here's the handle and here's the spout.
08:58No, huh?
08:59Oh well.
09:00Come on.
09:01As Len would say, let's wash and roll.
09:06Amazing.
09:08Obviously ancient.
09:10Yet strikingly familiar.
09:15That does look like you.
09:17Very royal-like.
09:19Hey, maybe you have royal blood in you.
09:26Your majesty.
09:28I wonder what else the drawings say.
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12:50Ah, I betcha! Back at ya!
12:53Actually, you would say,
12:54Ah, I beck, because I'm a guy.
12:57How about just ah,
12:58because that's sort of how I'm feeling right about now.
13:01And check this out.
13:03I'm walking like an Egyptian,
13:04and it comes so natural.
13:06Ruby, which one is more appropriate
13:08when greeting the Queen of Egypt?
13:13Are you okay, Ruby?
13:14Um, yes.
13:16We just wanted to share with you the news
13:18that a visitor should be arriving any minute.
13:20We know.
13:24I could really go for a cup of tea right about now.
13:29Where are all the teacups?
13:30And the teapot?
13:34Many thank yous, Dom.
13:37Oh dear, oh dear.
13:45Hey, Scaredy, what's going on?
13:48And what have you got on?
13:50No, no time, Ruby, if you please.
13:52I am expecting any minute my most honored guest.
13:57Oh dear, the mummy costume does not fit like I remembered, you know.
14:02Perhaps owing to my consumption of too many mosquitoes.
14:05Thank you kindly.
14:07Oh, it's this again.
14:09Hang on, Scaredy, do...
14:12Oh my, I believe the time has arrived.
14:16The time is upon us.
14:18It's time.
14:19It's show time.
14:36Oh, I knew it was too good to be true.
14:39It's not a talent scout.
14:41It's just a tiny, mysterious, mechanical device with some obscure purpose.
14:46Come on, Frank, let's drown our sorrows in a tub of peanut butter.
14:51It came from in front of the house.
14:53To in front of the house, if you please.
14:55Hold the peanut butter, Frank.
14:58Oh, your highness, I welcome you.
15:01Ah, excuse me, please, excuse me.
15:03To our humble abode.
15:06Oh, she must be a very small queen.
15:09Alien from outer space.
15:11Pardon me.
15:14Alien from outer space.
15:16Alien from outer space.
15:18Alien from outer space.
15:20Alien from outer space.
15:22Alien from outer space.
15:24Alien from outer space.
15:26Alien from outer space.
15:28Crazy, huh?
15:30Of course not.
15:31Ruby, no.
15:32What do you mean?
15:33Come on.
15:38Who should be the one to open the package?
15:41I'll do it.
15:42But what if it is booby trapped?
15:44Hmm, I've got it.
15:46Skull boy?
15:52A little to the left.
15:53A little more.
15:54A little more.
15:56Perfect.
16:03Oh, finally.
16:05I've been waiting for this forever.
16:08Who would have thought out of this world,
16:10party supplies would be so tardy?
16:13Oh, misery, be careful.
16:15It may be booby trapped.
16:17It is booby trapped.
16:19Oh, I knew it.
16:20Booby trapped with fun?
16:25Let's party.
16:30Or let's not.
16:32Where is the queen of talent scouts?
16:34Where is the queen of Egypt?
16:36Where is the alien from outer space?
16:40Where are you getting these ideas?
16:44Now I understand.
16:46I've got it.
16:48I've got it.
16:49I've got it.
16:50I've got it.
16:51I've got it.
16:53Now I understand.
16:54You mean, these aren't ancient drawings from Egypt?
16:57Ancient?
16:58I made these last week.
17:00They're your costumes.
17:02But why the Egyptian theme?
17:04I wanted to celebrate the anniversary
17:06of my great-great-great-grandmother Cleo's
17:10getting bitten by a snake.
17:19Great, Doom.
17:20And what about the house shaking and the electrical storm?
17:23That was just me trying to learn to dance like an Egyptian.
17:30Okay, we get the idea.
17:34So I guess this means I don't have ancient Egyptian blood in me.
17:37Eh, Kooba.
17:38What does that mean?
17:40Bummer, an ancient Egyptian.
17:42And I won't have a pyramid named in my honor.
17:45And the queen of some foreign place will not come and visit me for tea.
17:51And you're not going to be saved by an alien from outer space, Ruby.
17:55Yeah, darn.
18:02But you will always be like royalty to us, Doom.
18:08I mean, your highness.
18:12Hey, enough smiling and grinning.
18:14Get into your costumes and let's party!
18:17Great hall in ten.
18:19Be there or be...
18:21there.
18:44When we rock, when we rock, we rock like an Egyptian.
19:02Hey, Misery. Great party idea.
19:04Yeah. Pithy, Misery.
19:06Pithy.
19:08Wait till you see what I've got planned to celebrate the anniversary of my great, great, great, great Uncle Socky slipping on a banana peel.
19:18In the middle of a massive hurricane.
19:23Now let's party!
19:31Yo-yo tips with Po.
19:33Yo-yo tips with Po.
20:03Rubber Ducky.
20:33Sorry. No, it is a far, far better thing that he has done.
20:38It is a far, far better tub that he has gone to.
20:42Sorry. I need a moment. Alone.
20:47As Po's trusty assistant, I shall demonstrate the yo-yo.
20:55Around the world.
21:03Questions?
21:33Answer in the comments.