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00:00There was an old lady who swallowed a goat Just opened her throat and swallowed the goat
00:07She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
00:11She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
00:16That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her
00:19She swallowed the spider to catch the fly But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
00:24Perhaps she'll die
00:26There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
00:29She died of course
00:59Maybe the fly feels covered in chocolate
01:01Would not, would too
01:08Emily, people do all sorts of strange things for no reason at all
01:13Look at those guys
01:24Emily swallows a horse
01:30�
01:41Hold it
01:45Hey, this is pretty
01:48Let me see, let me see
01:50Give me it, give me
01:52That minds, give it
01:54Give it !
01:57Hand it over, that's mine !
01:59No, it isn't
02:01I...I dropped it earlier
02:04You did ?
02:05Well, where did you get it ?
02:07Marie-Hélène gave it to me
02:09She...um...she brought it back with her on her trip to France
02:13It's called a cheval, that's French for ball
02:18Ok
02:19Hey, maybe Marie-Hélène has another cheval for me
02:23I'll ask her about it when she comes to pick you up from school today
02:30Um, you know, Marie-Hélène may not be able to talk to you, D.W.
02:34She's really really busy
02:36Oh, this won't take long
02:38D.W. !
02:41Mom, can we just wait one minute ? I have to ask...
02:44Sorry honey, I've got yoga class in 15 minutes
02:49There's Marie-Hélène, we gotta go, see you D.W. !
02:53Ok
03:00Docteur, will she be alright ?
03:02She'll live, but we've discovered something Shelby
03:06Kara is your twin sister
03:12I'll get it, stay here and tell me what happens
03:18Hi Emily, is Marie-Hélène at home ?
03:21Hum, yeah
03:23But you can't come in
03:25Why not ?
03:26Because, because, she's sick
03:30She is ?
03:32Yeah, really sick
03:34The doctor said it might be something called, um, halitosis
03:40It's very dangerous
03:44I may be getting it too
03:46But come on in if you want, just try not to breathe too much
03:51Hum, that's ok, I have to go home, right now
03:55Me too
03:56Here, get well
04:00Emily, who is there ?
04:02It's just D.W., I've got it
04:04Don't get up, you need your rest
04:08Poor Marie-Hélène
04:10Gotta run
04:13Where is D.W. ? Didn't you invite her in ?
04:16Oh, she was in a rush, she just stopped by to give me these
04:22You want some ice cream on this ?
04:47I just know she's lying
04:49I mean, who eats ice cream when they're sick ?
04:52I do, so do you, everyone does
04:56That's true
04:57Ok, maybe it was the way she was scooping it, like she had something to hide
05:03Maybe Marie-Hélène really is sick
05:05Of course you would defend her, you are a snowball thief
05:11Aha, there's your proof
05:15What ? What am I looking at ?
05:20Sit here, Emily
05:23How are you feeling ? Are you feeling better ?
05:28You seemed really sick yesterday
05:31Hum, yeah, much better
05:34I, hum, took some medicine
05:37Ha, you're lying !
05:39Oh, Tommy, you ruined the trap
05:43You're supposed to wait until she says Marie-Hélène is still sick
05:48Sorry, I forgot
05:50But, but she is still sick
05:54Oh, really ?
05:56Then why did I see her buying strawberries at the supermarket ?
06:00Because, because, that wasn't Marie-Hélène, that was Hélène-Marie, her twin sister
06:08Oh, come on !
06:12What ?
06:13My parents had to get someone to take care of me now that Marie-Hélène is in the hospital
06:18The hospital ?
06:20Yes, her halitosis has gotten much worse
06:24Hélène-Marie is so worried about her
06:27We all are
06:29I would be too
06:37I give up
06:42Hello ?
06:44Oh, hi Mrs. Reed, hold on, I'll get her
06:47Mommy !
06:49She'll be right down
06:51D.W. just told me about Marie-Hélène, Emily
06:54This must be so hard for you
06:57Emily ? Hello ?
06:59Actually, my mom just stepped out, Mrs. Reed
07:03I'll have her call you, bye !
07:07Never mind, it was a telemarketer
07:10I'm going to bed, I don't feel so well
07:25Where are we going ?
07:27Anywhere we can, she's after us
07:30Who ?
07:33Come back here, you lying liar !
07:38Faster, faster, she mustn't catch me
07:54Oh no, it's a dead end, what are we going to do ?
07:59Oh no, it's a dead end, what are we going to do ?
08:03Over here, I can help you
08:12You poor dear, you must be famished, running away from that giant
08:18Actually, I am quite peckish
08:21Are you sure we're safe here ?
08:24Oh yes, don't worry about a thing
08:27I have magical powers that will protect you here
08:31Why don't you try one of these ?
08:38It doesn't taste like anything at all
08:41What is it ?
08:42A fly
08:43A fly ? I didn't want to eat a fly
08:49I can feel it buzzing
08:52Yes, they disagree with me too sometimes
08:56Best thing for it is to eat one of these
09:00And if the spiders upset you, just chase it with a bird
09:06Then, a cat
09:08Then a dog
09:09Then a cat
09:13Well, tuck in, don't be bashful
09:17You're the old lady from that song
09:20There's no way you could have eaten all these things
09:24Well, maybe I told a little fib and then I couldn't stop telling them
09:38I don't have magical powers either
09:46I'm sorry D.W., I don't know why I lied
09:49Please, I'll give you the ball
09:54I suppose it wasn't a complete lie
09:57Who knows, I just might wind up eating a horse
10:03Maman ?
10:06J'ai dû te dire quelque chose
10:09Alors, j'ai dû dire une autre blague pour couvrir la première blague
10:14Et ça a juste devient de plus en plus gros
10:17Alors, il n'y a pas d'Elle Anne Marie ?
10:23Non, il n'y a pas d'Elle Anne Marie
10:26Non, il n'y a pas d'Elle Anne Marie
10:29Non, il n'y a pas d'Elle Anne Marie
10:32Oh, on allait lui donner ça pour que les gens ne la confondent pas avec Marie-Hélène
10:38Je suis désolée Timmy
10:40Mais pourquoi as-tu menti à nous au début ?
10:43Nous étions tes amis
10:45Parce que je voulais ça
10:47Tiens, c'est toirs, tu l'as trouvé
10:50Tout ça pour un petit ballon de papier ?
10:53Tu peux le garder
10:55Pas du tout, après tout le travail que ça m'a causé, je ne veux jamais revoir ce truc
11:04Il ne bouge même pas si bien
11:06Lâchons-le
11:08Tu veux jouer au tag ? C'est toi !