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00:02 - One down today, what, January 10th, February 10th?
00:08 - No, no, no shot.
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00:48 All right, the Bustin' guys.
00:50 I got some stuff.
00:52 Super Bowl week, you guys are out doing that.
00:54 I don't know how they let you into media day, first of all.
00:56 You guys are the only ones here allowed.
00:58 I saw the highlights.
01:00 Your boy, Will, got killed.
01:02 Absolutely emasculated by that Colorado fan.
01:06 - All right, here with Will Compton.
01:08 One question, fill in the blank.
01:09 It has been 4,819 days since, I jerked off.
01:14 The answer we were looking for
01:16 was since Nebraska has beat Colorado.
01:19 - Oh, I got it.
01:22 I got it.
01:23 - I got it.
01:24 - It's making headline news.
01:25 - You got it.
01:26 - Sports Illustrated is talking about it.
01:27 - No, they're not.
01:28 - Back to the phone.
01:31 I'll say this about Will.
01:32 - I got castrated in front of everybody.
01:34 I'll give it to that Colorado guy.
01:35 They kind of caught us off guard.
01:36 Like, we're sitting there, we're obviously trying to yell
01:38 and get players' attention
01:39 and kind of do all the things that we were doing.
01:42 This guy was like, "Hey, Will, man,
01:44 "you have 30 seconds to just answer this one question.
01:47 "We're playing a game.
01:48 "All you gotta do is fill in the blank.
01:50 "You can say whatever you want."
01:51 He asked this question,
01:52 for whatever reason, jerking off comes to my head.
01:55 - What's that?
01:56 What is that?
01:57 - What is that talk?
01:58 - I can't read that.
01:58 - It seems like Sports Illustrated, using my NIL,
02:00 Will Compton abruptly ghost-reported
02:02 over a Colorado question at Super Bowl opening night.
02:05 He did it.
02:06 - But it was talked about on Sports Illustrated.
02:07 - He says it's 4,000--
02:07 - It seems like you are making national news
02:09 getting fucking castrated.
02:10 - Yeah, and he's like, "It's been 4,300, maybe,
02:14 "something days." - 10,000.
02:15 - No, not 10,000 days.
02:16 - It was November 8th, 2010,
02:18 was the last time Colorado beat Nebraska.
02:20 - Right, it was a total of like 4,000-something days,
02:23 and I was just like, I said the jerk-off thing,
02:25 and he's like, "Since Nebraska beat Colorado."
02:28 And I was like, "Fuck me, dude."
02:29 - It was ugly.
02:30 - I got ambushed, I got ambushed.
02:31 - And the worst part about it is we get there,
02:33 and that happened in the first 10 minutes.
02:35 - And I don't know the way you handled it,
02:37 whether it was good or bad,
02:38 it was like you just walked off set,
02:39 and it's like you had your balls in his hands.
02:41 - No, I stopped and turned around--
02:42 - He's like, "I got Will's balls."
02:44 - I stopped and turned around and said,
02:45 "Hey, excuse me, when was the last time
02:49 "Nebraska beat Colorado?"
02:50 He said, "2010."
02:51 I said, "Who was on the field?"
02:52 - I didn't see any of that.
02:54 - 'Cause he didn't wanna cut that in there.
02:55 He wanted to get the dunk on me.
02:56 - He did dunk on you.
02:57 - He did, he did.
02:59 But at the end of the day, yeah, 2010 was the last time,
03:02 but we have only played three times, I believe, since 2010.
03:05 - I almost said something, I was thinking about how to
03:07 respond because it is funny as national champions,
03:10 like seeing Nebraska and Colorado going back and forth
03:15 in this war where we're just sitting with the Natty
03:17 in the championship.
03:19 But I felt for you.
03:21 I felt like one of my guys got really eliminated
03:24 on media day.
03:25 - No, I mean, I do, I want him dead.
03:27 - Yeah, he's gotta go.
03:28 - I said we have to take care of him.
03:30 - He's gotta be eliminated.
03:31 - There'll be a new person added to the list.
03:32 - It was tough.
03:33 But we had to mention it.
03:36 - Do you, when you see us at media day's,
03:39 is there, are you like, "Damn, we need to get back in there."
03:41 - No, so a misconception with my media day,
03:45 if you wanna call them antics,
03:46 like I was only going when the Patriots were involved.
03:49 Like I was pro-Patriot, I'd be very pro-Patriot,
03:52 very anti whoever was they playing.
03:54 I really didn't have interest in like,
03:56 fucking with media day or, it is crazy,
03:59 they won't let me in when all the wackos
04:00 like Blue Man Group and people.
04:02 But no, I mean, I didn't really have a plan.
04:06 I was just going in, and when we did media day
04:08 in the beginning, the Patriots in the middle
04:10 of the flake gate, spy gate, so it was like war.
04:13 - All the chain scandals.
04:14 - Have you watched old media day?
04:16 Were you guys studying the film?
04:17 Like I chased NFL officials right out of the fucking gate.
04:22 - No, we didn't watch any film.
04:23 - The disguises that you'll put on.
04:25 - Where is Kensel?
04:26 Where, like this is the guy who starred at the flake gate,
04:28 and he hadn't been seen, no, excuse me, spy gate.
04:32 No, deflate gate, I get him confused.
04:34 He hadn't been seen this, this,
04:36 this is I got kicked out of this too,
04:38 when the mustache had fallen off.
04:40 - Was it going well before the mustache started to fall off?
04:46 - The NFL's so dumb, like they,
04:48 me and PFT both got kicked out that year, like separately.
04:51 - It's not as easy as Clark Kent makes it seem.
04:53 - Yeah, and that was when the NFL fucked up,
04:56 because I willingly left media day,
04:59 and I'm like if that ever happens again,
05:01 I'm going, they're gonna drag me out.
05:03 - Yeah, the video of the limp.
05:04 - And then like a week later,
05:05 they drag me out at the actual game.
05:07 - He just goes limp.
05:08 (crowd cheering)
05:11 - Fuck you, dog.
05:13 - Now why can't you go to a game?
05:27 I don't understand that at all.
05:29 - They banned me.
05:29 The Super Bowl, so the Super Bowl runs the Super Bowl.
05:32 They run the Super Bowl hotels, like it's all NFL property.
05:36 So I can go to like a Patriot game,
05:38 that's the Crafts own that.
05:40 But when it's Super Bowl and that shit, it's the NFL.
05:44 Like they try to kick me out of the hotel, the party,
05:47 it's been all.
05:47 - So even still, Patriots won't,
05:49 next year you wouldn't be able to go to the Super Bowl.
05:50 - Correct, I would.
05:52 - You would go, make it happen.
05:53 - Of course.
05:53 - There's no doubt.
05:54 - Of course.
05:55 - Have you thought about like the blueprint
05:56 of what you were trying to do this time?
05:57 Better makeup?
05:58 - No, it's, I mean we had everything.
06:01 They changed the whole rules of,
06:03 they changed the whole rules of the game by us,
06:06 because our credentials,
06:07 I'm not gonna say leaked them because they get fired,
06:10 but we had the credentials beforehand
06:12 and we had our entire graphics team making,
06:15 so we had the real shit.
06:16 And they've changed all the rules because of it.
06:18 - They weren't gonna let us in last year.
06:20 - I remember that.
06:21 - They weren't gonna let us in last year
06:22 and I had to go from the--
06:22 - I don't know why you guys allowed me in,
06:23 - From the Portnoy--
06:24 - It's always a slap in the face to us.
06:26 - I had to go to your playbook and then say,
06:27 I went and took to social and the next day I know that,
06:30 okay, I can come back in.
06:31 'Cause they weren't gonna let us
06:32 just because we had our credentials.
06:34 And they're like, hey, no Barstow affiliations allowed in.
06:37 - Which is crazy.
06:38 - Yeah, I agree.
06:40 - No, no, we're in 100% agreeance here.
06:43 - This was, I mean, this was a scene.
06:44 - How uncomfortable was that though?
06:46 Getting going limp body, getting your feet dragged.
06:48 - This is gonna be great.
06:49 - A goal, in my head I'm going, this is gold.
06:51 Like, like, like, like the more,
06:53 the more you rush me I was like, yeah,
06:55 the more this is, I can't draw this up better.
06:57 - The only thing that could have been better
06:58 is you should have, he should have got like makeup done
07:00 of like a black eye after and really played it up.
07:02 - Yeah, like ketchup and smear shit on my face.
07:04 - But if the Patriots, if they ever do go to Super Bowl again
07:06 which is very up for a big question mark.
07:08 - If it ever happens again, you need to go like
07:10 Johnny Knoxville, bad grandpa and do like complete makeover
07:14 the whole thing, you'll get through the entire game.
07:16 - This I was very surprised because I bought a ticket
07:19 and I, and so I didn't think they'd fuck with me there.
07:23 And I forget what was going on in the country at that time
07:26 but like terrorist warnings were at a major high.
07:29 So at one point I had all like Homeland Security,
07:32 the cops, everybody around me and the actual cops,
07:35 actual Homeland Security started getting mad at the NFL
07:38 because they're like, why are we here?
07:40 They were like, this guy like made fun of Gadel.
07:43 Like we're like--
07:45 - He made a t-shirt, we made him really upset.
07:46 - We're looking for real shit, we're on edge
07:47 and you have everybody surrounding us, so.
07:51 - If Gadel gets fired.
07:53 - Never happened.
07:54 - If he, let's say he retires after this year
07:55 for whatever reason, he steps down.
07:57 The list comes out, he's on Epstein's list.
07:58 He has to go away.
08:00 Something like that happens.
08:01 What's your approach with the next commission?
08:03 Are you, hey, this guy's gonna be the best.
08:04 We love him, kind of suck him off a little bit.
08:06 So now you're--
08:07 - Yeah, I mean, it was organic all this happened.
08:10 Patriot fans fucking hate him.
08:11 The Krafts hate him.
08:12 Like, I don't know now, but we were at war with him.
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08:52 Okay, I'm gonna know what's going on
08:54 at the station casinos with you guys in black jacket,
08:57 Dana White and the thing.
08:58 Did you win last night?
08:59 - Yeah, we won last night.
09:00 - So you just win every night?
09:01 - No, no, no, no.
09:02 There's one, I've almost been gambling with Dana
09:05 for an entire 365 days.
09:06 We started March 11th, 2023.
09:08 It's the first time we gambled.
09:09 I've lost one time
09:10 and it was over a quarter of a million dollars I lost.
09:12 Now I am up overall in the six figure range.
09:16 - Well, that's not that much.
09:18 - High, high six figure range.
09:20 - Yeah.
09:20 - Yeah, yeah, so.
09:21 - But I think if you wanna know about it,
09:24 you can easily just come and do it.
09:26 - No, no, I've been trying to ask him.
09:28 - I know.
09:28 - I've been studying like this.
09:29 - He's a big gambler.
09:30 - 'Cause I know this conversation
09:32 that kind of needs to happen first
09:33 'cause he can't just go have a great time
09:35 and then come back around.
09:35 - Right, right.
09:36 - No, no, I have a question.
09:37 - It's one of those things too.
09:38 - And you won last night too.
09:39 - Yeah.
09:40 - So you're up 30?
09:41 - 30.
09:41 - So I have a hypothesis.
09:45 - Yeah.
09:45 - 'Cause I play blackjack, you know what?
09:47 I think he's rigging the tables for you guys.
09:50 - I've seen this, man.
09:50 I've seen Dana down $2 million.
09:53 - How do you win every night?
09:55 I think he likes people, well-known, going
09:58 and he's in this private room
10:00 and you don't win, you just don't win every night.
10:03 - See, I've seen this guy.
10:04 I swear to God, it blows my mind
10:07 when every time he's like, "Yeah, I won X amount of money."
10:09 I'm just thinking, "I won a full-dizzy win every time."
10:11 - So why don't you just, why don't you even leave Vegas?
10:14 Why don't you just do this a full-time job,
10:15 make hundreds of millions playing blackjack?
10:17 - That would be outstanding,
10:18 but we all know it doesn't last forever.
10:19 I'm riding a high right now.
10:20 I'm on essentially a Jaws, Maui type wave right now
10:23 and it's amazing, but eventually that wave's
10:24 gonna come crashing down on me.
10:25 - Just every night you sit down, it's like,
10:27 "I'm gonna make 100 G's and we're good to go."
10:29 - And so what, you're number 60?
10:31 - Yeah, when I'm gambling with Dana, it's--
10:33 - It's fucking insane.
10:34 - But it doesn't make sense, right?
10:36 Like, I'm one of those guys, I've gambled my whole life.
10:38 I play blackjack, like I'm not a blackjack guy
10:40 because I can't win at it and whatever,
10:43 but I've never heard, it's like,
10:45 you guys are just like the Flintstones.
10:47 You go on, you plunge your cock, it's like,
10:48 "All right, I made my 100 grand, I'll see you tomorrow night.
10:50 "Check back up."
10:51 It makes no fucking sense.
10:53 And I was on the video, Dana's like walking around
10:56 in this private room.
10:57 It's his like casino with the Fertitas.
11:01 What is going on?
11:02 So if I walk in and I wanna be like, I wanna make,
11:06 at one point, one of you guys said,
11:08 "You just say how much you wanna win."
11:10 (laughing)
11:13 - Three nights in a row, he's just like,
11:15 "What do you wanna win?"
11:16 And I'm like, "10."
11:17 One hand happens, I win.
11:18 They throw 10 grand at me and I just walk away.
11:22 - Yeah, so what it doesn't, last night we were there
11:26 and I won and then Steve will do it.
11:28 - Yeah.
11:29 - He starts playing.
11:30 Do you want me to answer the question?
11:31 - No, let me just say, Steve will do another guy.
11:34 He's like, "Oh, I don't know who the guy is."
11:36 Like, "Yeah, my buddy came in, he was down 140 grand.
11:38 "So I just made him 140 grand."
11:40 He's wearing those goggles.
11:41 It's like, "Here you go."
11:42 - Hey, Steve's the best.
11:45 - What do you mean?
11:46 Like, I don't, like 140 grand?
11:49 It's crazy.
11:50 He was playing Baccarat when he won the 140.
11:52 'Cause there's another table.
11:53 Anyway, when Will won, Steve was playing,
11:57 Steve was getting his ass beat in.
11:58 And in the same shoe, Will came in and played one hand,
12:00 won 10,000 and got back out.
12:02 There's no way to rig that.
12:03 - Here's what happens.
12:04 Here's what Dana says.
12:06 'Cause I saw the transition happen when Taylor's like,
12:08 "Yeah, you know, gamble, like you have any tips?"
12:11 And he's like, "What are you doing tonight?"
12:12 The very first time it transpired and it happened.
12:14 And Dana's like, "The tip is you need
12:16 "as much ammunition as possible."
12:18 So the highest credit line you can have.
12:20 'Cause he's like, "The whole casino,
12:21 "the whole gig is to get you to sit there.
12:23 "That's why they put you up and comp your rooms.
12:24 "They do this, they wine and dine you,
12:26 "they let you do whatever."
12:27 'Cause they want you sitting at the tables
12:29 as long as possible.
12:30 So when you go in, you do the max bets.
12:32 That's why they have the max limit,
12:33 so you can't go any higher.
12:34 But you do the max bets, high stakes,
12:37 highest credit line you can have,
12:39 and you have a number.
12:40 So whatever your number is,
12:41 the minute you win your number,
12:42 you're not there to make friends.
12:44 You're not there to get cocktail drinks.
12:46 Yeah, but the minute you win, it's over.
12:47 So there's one hand.
12:48 - Sorry, what was your ammo?
12:51 If you were like, "I won with 10,"
12:52 what does he say you need for ammo to--
12:55 - I don't know how many times Taylor's done it
12:57 since the year date,
12:58 but I've seen it happen so many times
13:00 to where I was mainly just like,
13:01 "Fuck it, let me just try this."
13:03 - You just went in, won 10 grand,
13:05 like if you lost that 10 grand,
13:07 what were you gonna do?
13:08 - I was gonna be terrified.
13:09 I really was.
13:10 - You'd be out, you'd be downtown.
13:11 - No, no, no, I wouldn't be downtown.
13:12 They'll sit there and you'd probably not sleep.
13:15 - No, I'm saying you go in,
13:16 you played one hand, 10 grand.
13:18 - Yeah, lose it, boom, put more out there.
13:20 - Another 10.
13:21 - Yeah, probably 20 that time.
13:22 - You fucking keep going.
13:23 - How much ammo did you have?
13:25 - You have a credit line.
13:26 - What was your credit line?
13:28 - Do you want me to say?
13:30 I know what it is.
13:31 - $500,000.
13:32 - So you were prepared to lose.
13:33 - No, no, no, no.
13:34 - So when would you have been like,
13:35 parachute on that?
13:36 - Probably.
13:37 - I personally, this is where I relate to that.
13:40 I truly don't know.
13:42 That's where my anxiety kicks in
13:43 'cause usually when you go and gamble blackjack,
13:46 let's just say it's like,
13:47 "Hey, I got $1,000."
13:48 You're basically willing to lose.
13:49 It's like, "I got $1,000,
13:51 let's make as much as we can with it."
13:52 Usually you're up and you're like,
13:53 "What if I keep going?"
13:54 And then you come back down.
13:55 That's usually what happens.
13:56 But this method is like,
13:58 there's almost like no going back.
14:00 So I don't know what that number is
14:02 outside of getting a gun and doing what I have to do.
14:04 - So are you going to go back tonight
14:07 and it gonna be like 10 grand?
14:09 - Yeah.
14:10 Oh yeah.
14:11 As soon as we're done with everything today,
14:12 we have another full day.
14:13 Like yesterday we were doing content.
14:15 - What time do you start playing?
14:16 That's the thing.
14:17 You guys play late.
14:18 - No, no, no.
14:18 We'll probably play at like,
14:19 probably tonight.
14:20 - Tonight's at 9.30 and 10 is probably
14:22 when we've gotten back and gotten there.
14:24 - Gotten back there.
14:25 But tonight, I think we're done
14:26 at like a seven o'clock tonight.
14:27 So we'll probably be at the tables at eight.
14:28 We'll literally order food
14:31 and we'll eat food while we're playing.
14:32 - Well, you only played one hand.
14:34 - Yeah, but you know, the best thing to hang out.
14:36 - Sometimes like,
14:36 when it's not like fucking tunnel of chaos,
14:39 like we sit around and we like play blackjack.
14:41 - Yeah.
14:42 - Like we'll sit there and play just like everybody would do.
14:44 - So if you were to come and it was just us three playing,
14:46 I would, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:49 - On the table of chaos.
14:50 - Hold on, when I play with Dana,
14:53 I will play $30,000 a hand.
14:54 - When I, I bet crazy, that would give me,
14:59 I'd have a heart attack. - It's a fucking panic attack.
15:00 And it's, yes.
15:02 And it goes really well most of the time,
15:04 except for one time it went really well.
15:05 But there's been times I've been down $150,000
15:08 and then it comes back and I win.
15:09 - Yeah, because to be honest,
15:10 being down 150, betting 30 is nothing.
15:13 - Yeah, it's five hands.
15:14 - Yeah, it'll happen.
15:17 - It'll happen.
15:17 Dana's been down, I've seen Dana down $2 million.
15:20 - Yeah.
15:20 - And come back and win $90,000.
15:22 - But Dana's got so much fucking money for him,
15:24 it's truly just winning and losing.
15:26 - It's a competitive thing.
15:27 - If Taylor gets down or Steve Will Do gets down,
15:28 like Dana's trying to win their money back
15:30 and buy it all off.
15:31 - And I never see Steve Will Do,
15:32 I feel like he's made a billion dollars from it.
15:34 All he does is say, "I just won five million."
15:37 - I watched him lose so much last night
15:38 and every time he'd like, "Fuck up,"
15:39 Dana would just like throw him over stuff.
15:41 He's like, "Okay, I'm back in, I'm back in."
15:42 - Yeah.
15:43 - And it's just like the, it's just like
15:45 the adrenaline junkie.
15:46 - There's a level of Dana,
15:47 like having Dana there as a true safety net
15:49 to make you feel more comfortable.
15:50 - Well, if Dana's gonna do that,
15:52 if I can bet a hundred grand again
15:53 and then I'm like, "I just lost a million."
15:55 He's like, "Here you go, I'm in."
15:56 (laughing)
15:57 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:59 - The one night where it was South
16:01 and where I was just told, "Taylor, I'm like,"
16:03 you kind of feel like you're having to
16:04 kind of be in it with everybody.
16:05 I was like, "Hey, I'm gonna go to bed, it's pretty late."
16:06 But Dana was down two million dollars.
16:08 - Yeah, to him that's nothing probably.
16:10 - Yeah, yeah.
16:11 - He's more pissed about just losing,
16:13 but you're sitting there,
16:15 like all the thoughts we're having about
16:16 what if you lose that money, yada, yada,
16:17 you're sitting there like, "Yo, how can you just be happy?"
16:19 - I just know blackjack, I can lose 10, 15 hands in a row
16:23 like that, like you get a bad streak.
16:26 - But then you start, you play one hand,
16:28 you start losing, okay, I'll play two hands
16:29 and then you think the unit's a little bit smaller.
16:32 It's a fun little game of chess
16:33 for you to like stop the bleeding also.
16:34 - Yeah.
16:35 - Depending on the amount of money you put in.
16:36 - But I have been there where I don't stop bleeding.
16:41 - If you came and played with us, like tonight,
16:43 I would take out $10,000
16:45 and I would just play like $500 a hand
16:47 and we would hang out and have a good time.
16:49 - Oh yeah, that's different.
16:50 - Yeah, that's a fun vibe.
16:51 - There's another thing, there's another thing.
16:53 If you're playing on the floor,
16:55 like you're playing on the main floor,
16:57 usually it's like a three card comes out of the table,
17:01 you know, computer generated cards
17:02 that they shuffle them and bring it up
17:04 and you got a new three card, four card deck,
17:06 whatever it is.
17:06 The shoe that you're playing in this room
17:08 is a two deck shoe.
17:09 - Yeah.
17:10 - So it happens when you see the shoe.
17:11 - They shuffle themselves, they're holding the cards.
17:13 - If you're looking at the odds
17:14 and you kind of go into Old Town.
17:16 - How long are you guys here for?
17:17 - Like Old Town Vegas.
17:18 - And it's a Sunday.
17:19 - Sunday.
17:20 - Old Town Vegas, you get the best odds,
17:21 you're more of the two deck shoes.
17:24 And you're basically getting your best ability.
17:27 - I gotta try this once.
17:28 I know, I know.
17:30 It just doesn't, I wake up, I go on to Twitter or X
17:35 and I see you guys, oh, one hour, 10 grand.
17:37 It's like, what are you fucking guys doing?
17:40 - Trust me.
17:40 - He goes, what?
17:42 It doesn't make any sense.
17:43 It doesn't make any sense.
17:44 And eventually it's gonna come crashing down.
17:46 - It's sickening.
17:47 - So tonight you coming?
17:49 - Yeah, I won't be free till later, like 10.
17:52 - That's okay.
17:52 You gotta see it 'cause I get the, I just get it all.
17:57 And you gotta come just do it.
17:58 You gotta come see it.
17:59 - All right, I'll come tonight, later.
18:00 If you're willing to wait till like 10.
18:02 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
18:03 - How far away is the casino?
18:05 - 15 minutes from the truth.
18:06 - All right.
18:07 - You said 10 o'clock?
18:07 - Yeah.
18:08 - If you're there at 10 to one,
18:09 you understand what you're doing.
18:10 - And then, so I, but I'm gonna say--
18:13 - You understand after everything you've said.
18:14 - My number's gonna be I wanna win 100 grand.
18:16 - Perfect, yes.
18:17 - No, no, no, no, don't do that.
18:18 - Why?
18:19 - I would say, just say 60.
18:20 - 60?
18:21 - 60.
18:22 'Cause if you, that's two hands.
18:23 That's two hands.
18:24 - He bet a million dollars on Michigan, Alabama.
18:26 - Yeah, but he also just sat here for 20 minutes
18:28 berating us and telling us how awful of an idea it is.
18:30 - Well, no, no, no.
18:30 - And then he says every time he plays blackjack, he loses.
18:32 - No, no, no.
18:33 - I don't want Dave to come,
18:33 I want Dave to come and win 60 and be like,
18:35 "Hey guys, that was so much fun, let's do it again."
18:37 Not, "Hey, I wanna win 100, get to 90."
18:40 And then it plummets down quarter of a million dollars.
18:41 He's like, "I'm never doing that again,
18:42 this is fucking awful, this is terrible."
18:43 - Well, the thing is, yeah, million dollars though,
18:45 it's like, this, the thing about it, it's like,
18:47 all right, million, million, million, million.
18:50 Like, it goes so fast.
18:51 Like, I won, I lost half a million playing blackjack
18:56 on my fucking phone in Detroit.
18:58 Literally.
18:59 - See, me, I would never be able to trust--
19:01 - It was going so fast.
19:02 Me, I'll never do it again.
19:04 - Yo, it's gotta happen.
19:05 'Cause I like, yeah.
19:07 - But it goes so quick, I mean--
19:09 - I know, trust me, you go in and it was more
19:11 just a short thought, fuck it.
19:12 - What do you mean, credit line?
19:13 - Yeah.
19:14 - Yeah, I was just, as soon as we're done with this--
19:15 - Oh, because they don't want you
19:16 to have as much limit as possible.
19:17 - Like, oh, all right, but it's a pain in the ass
19:20 to get that.
19:20 - No, no, as soon as you and I are done with this show,
19:22 I'm gonna put you in a group chat
19:24 with one of the guys there,
19:24 and you're gonna say, "I won a million dollar credit line,
19:27 and it'll be done by tonight."
19:27 - All right, okay.
19:30 All right.
19:30 (laughing)
19:31 - You get, hey, hey.
19:32 - I'm not playing for 60, though, I'm playing for--
19:33 - You'll get to make a--
19:34 - Don't do that.
19:35 - Hey, hey, and you'll get to make a movie.
19:36 - Yeah, you can make a movie, you get to make a movie.
19:37 - He will do it, so we can walk around in them goggles,
19:40 be like, "I don't want 450 grand!"
19:42 (laughing)
19:43 Fucking, who needs to get out of debt?
19:45 (laughing)
19:48 Raising Cane, the two teams are locked in,
19:51 and Raising Cane's will absolutely be our chicken fingers
19:53 of choice for the big game.
19:54 Now that we are days away from that very large Sunday game,
19:58 we're gonna make sure we'll have Raising Cane's
20:00 at the Barstool party, they're here,
20:01 they're fresh, they're the best.
20:03 I heard that Caleb wants to make a movie
20:05 and have Raising Cane's sponsor it, so that's great.
20:07 All of which will be the perfect secret recipe, cane sauce.
20:10 Go to the RaisingCanes.com, check it all out
20:11 to make sure that you have your order in time
20:13 ahead of the game Sunday.
20:14 Just remember, get it early,
20:15 they'll be closing 30 minutes after kickoff, wow.
20:18 30 minutes after kickoff, so they gotta watch the game too.
20:22 Better yet, make sure you get your Cane's fix today.
20:24 Satisfy your Cane's fix, there really is no other option.
20:27 This is the last time I'm gonna say it, Fasolia, whoever.
20:30 Whoever is writing this, Ad Ops,
20:32 putting in their own verbiage like,
20:34 nice move Cane's, stop doing that.
20:37 It's driving me fucking crazy.
20:39 I don't know why Ad Ops thinks they know how to do
20:42 an ad read better than I do, so stop fucking doing it.
20:46 - Fasolia, you're the best Barstool guy out there
20:47 behind the camera.
20:48 'Cause you know Dave so well, you just go,
20:50 yep, gotcha.
20:51 And I've seen Dave be mad at people before,
20:53 do you see their soul leaving their body and their sad hue?
20:55 Or great at taking out the chin, brother.
20:57 - All right. - Phenomenal.
20:58 - This cable package deal, what do you guys think of this?
21:01 - I don't really understand it totally.
21:03 - Cable package deal. - Cable package deal.
21:05 - Sports, ESPN, Disney, Fox, well TNT,
21:10 all merging together.
21:12 One sports package, that's it.
21:15 - You know what it sounds like?
21:16 Cable.
21:17 - They're trying to get rid of cable, right?
21:19 - Yeah, but if they're merging together,
21:21 they're just going back to cable.
21:22 - Well, yeah, it sort of is.
21:24 But get rid of Bravo, get rid of like, anything but sports.
21:29 - Get rid of Lifetime.
21:31 - Yeah.
21:32 - It sounds like ESPN.
21:33 - I think it's good for us, right?
21:34 - Yeah, wouldn't that just be a package,
21:35 like the sports package you just want to get
21:37 and then you can watch the other shit if you want to?
21:38 - It would be better because right now
21:40 you got to buy them all individually.
21:41 - Yeah. - So I think it's good.
21:42 I don't know, it's on the list.
21:43 Everyone's talking about it, I don't really get it.
21:44 So I mean, good.
21:45 - Who owns that parent company that gets them all together?
21:48 - Nobody.
21:49 - It's Warner Brothers, Disney.
21:52 - They're all going in, it's like a true partnership, eh?
21:54 - Yeah.
21:55 - We'll take a fourth, a fourth, a fourth, a fourth.
21:57 - I heard Paramount and Warner Brothers
21:59 were going to merge together, like the CBS sports.
22:03 - Nobody can hear him anyways, but.
22:05 - That's not cool, you get it.
22:07 - Well, my question though, you'd still need cable.
22:10 So would you get double?
22:11 Would they be not on cable?
22:13 Or are you buying ESPN twice?
22:14 - Like you, to me, I'm thinking that
22:16 I'd still have YouTube TV and with the sports packages.
22:19 - Yeah, I hate YouTube TV.
22:21 - You don't like it?
22:22 I think it's awesome. - It offers.
22:23 It doesn't, it's not clear for me.
22:25 - Really?
22:26 - I had to get DirecTV just for my house.
22:28 This is my first year diving off the diving board
22:30 of having cable and I don't have cable in my house anymore.
22:32 And I feel better.
22:33 I like the fact that I don't have cable
22:35 on the strictly YouTube TV.
22:36 - Oh yeah, I hate it.
22:37 - You have boxes everywhere.
22:38 - I have boxes everywhere.
22:39 - Oh, I'm a box guy.
22:40 - Yeah, you like the box?
22:40 I've graduated, I've gotten away from the box.
22:42 I was a box.
22:43 - I have 3,000 remotes in my house.
22:44 - Do you really?
22:45 - Yeah, oh yeah.
22:45 - Is that not the worst?
22:46 Having a remote to turn on the TV,
22:48 one for the volume, one for the thing?
22:50 - Yeah, but no, one each.
22:53 The volume works, but I have a bunch of TV.
22:55 I am old school and I'll never change.
22:57 So, Daniela, who you guys I'm sure have met, my assistant,
23:00 like if my TV, if YouTube TV, I can't log in,
23:03 it always logs me out, I gotta log back in,
23:04 and I freak out.
23:06 I just freak out.
23:06 - 'Cause then you gotta do the email,
23:08 pair the numbers together.
23:09 - It's like I just want a box
23:10 and I want my fucking shit to work.
23:12 - Yeah, and all your houses, do you have smart homes?
23:15 Are they smart homes?
23:16 - I try to make them as least smart as I can.
23:18 - Have you heard of a lawn?
23:19 I hate to get a free plug, but you've heard of a lawn?
23:21 - No.
23:21 - As dumb as possible.
23:22 - But like my shades, what happens is I have a electric,
23:27 what if it breaks?
23:27 What do I do?
23:28 I'm just stuck.
23:29 - Well, then you could also manually do it.
23:30 But I have one in my house.
23:31 - No, I can't.
23:32 - I can control literally all the TVs and everything.
23:34 - Yeah, so I have something like that.
23:35 - I can pair them together, close blinds.
23:37 - Yeah, what happens is, yeah,
23:38 but what if you lose power?
23:39 No, I don't like it.
23:40 - Then there's buttons.
23:41 - I don't have buttons.
23:42 - There's also remotes.
23:43 - No, I don't have buttons.
23:44 - Oh, you're like Kim Kardashian with that.
23:45 - Yeah, I'm like stuck, not by choice.
23:46 - Yeah, 'cause you're blind,
23:46 you can't move unless something's pressed.
23:48 - I can, if power goes out in the house,
23:50 they unlock and I can unlock and power.
23:52 - So that's brilliant, I don't have that.
23:53 - Yeah, you gotta do that.
23:54 That's the move. - I don't have that.
23:56 I don't have that.
23:58 - We'll get you that, all right?
23:59 It sounds like when we win $100,000,
24:00 we're getting unlockable phones.
24:01 - Taylor Swift, she's in the news, I'm obviously Swifty,
24:05 because she's starting to sue some kid,
24:08 like he's a college kid who tracks her private planes.
24:14 Then she put together a list here.
24:17 She's not even on the top 20, top 30.
24:22 Then I put a list together,
24:22 see if one name sticks out that he's on this fucking list
24:25 of people who use, I said he, I shouldn't have done that,
24:28 of who uses private planes the most.
24:31 Number one, Travis Scott.
24:33 Two, Kim Kardashian.
24:34 Three, Elon Musk.
24:35 Four, Beyonce, Jay-Z.
24:37 Five, Bill Gates, Spielberg, Tyler Perry,
24:40 Leonard Blotvinnik, I actually had dinner with him,
24:42 he's a Russian oligarch, owns DAZN.
24:44 - Did you like him?
24:46 - I did.
24:47 Kylie Jenner, Celine Dion, A-Rod, George Lucas,
24:52 Floyd Mayweather, Robert Kraft, Mark Cuban,
24:55 Paul Allen, James Dyson, I don't know who that is,
24:57 Tom Cruise.
24:58 - What is the vacuums?
25:00 - Yeah, it probably is, you're right.
25:02 Max Verstappen, not sure who that is.
25:04 Jack Nicklaus, Mark Wahlberg, Blake Shelton, Jeff Bezos,
25:07 Drake, Dan Blazarian.
25:11 That's shocking for him to be on that list.
25:14 - So Taylor Swift made this list, or the guy who does it?
25:16 - Taylor didn't, so I'm defending her,
25:18 she shouldn't be on those lists,
25:20 but those are who use private,
25:23 by the way, I'm for private planes,
25:24 I don't care about these guys.
25:25 - Is this like getting carbon emissions,
25:28 being upset about that?
25:29 - Yeah, yeah, that's what people get mad,
25:30 and a lot of people on the list,
25:31 what happens, like Leonardo DiCaprio,
25:33 he'll be environment, environment, environment,
25:37 and then he'll fly private planes, people get mad.
25:39 Whereas someone like me, what I just said,
25:40 it's like, I will, I have no kids,
25:43 like if your kids struggle because I'm flying private planes
25:46 so be it, I don't have to, that's your guys' problem.
25:49 - Yeah, you almost just sit down on the hill,
25:51 it's like how are you gonna sit there and talk about,
25:52 I understand it this way, I understand,
25:54 dude, if you could fly private, do it.
25:56 - You have to, you have to.
25:57 - It's the greatest achievement you can possibly have.
26:00 - It's the only thing, from when I had no money,
26:02 the money that I missed.
26:03 Like, I mean, obviously, other shit.
26:05 - Why don't you fly private?
26:06 - I do, almost all the time.
26:07 Not east coast or west coast,
26:09 that's a different type of money.
26:11 - It's a 40K, it's a 50K.
26:12 - So explain like, why you wouldn't be in like a deal
26:16 to where you have your own plane.
26:18 - I looked at it.
26:19 So when Penn owned us, they had two planes,
26:21 so we can use those.
26:22 And I just actually looked at it
26:24 since I got the company back,
26:26 because we fly private a lot,
26:27 to go to college football or whatever,
26:28 so a lot of business.
26:30 There isn't a whole hell of a lot of financial gain to it.
26:32 It's like, you can still book them,
26:36 it's almost like just, maybe the ego
26:40 of having your own plane,
26:41 but you don't save a ton of money.
26:44 - You have massive tax write off,
26:45 and then you can--
26:46 - Quickly, one year.
26:47 - Yeah, one year, but you can use your broker as well
26:49 to offset the cost of like all that.
26:50 - But the difference between me just saying,
26:54 calling a broker, be like,
26:55 "Hey, I need a private plane here."
26:56 I get it every time.
26:57 So there's not much--
27:00 - Sounds a lot like all those boat services.
27:02 Like you can just kind of be in those clubs,
27:04 and they pay you, you don't want this boat this size.
27:06 You don't have to do all the maintenance.
27:08 You don't have to go--
27:08 - No, the major thing would be like,
27:10 if you just wanna, if you change your mind a lot.
27:12 If you're like, "Hey, I'm going to Vegas.
27:15 "I'm supposed to leave on Monday,
27:17 "on a private plane that you don't own."
27:19 And you're like, "You know what?
27:19 "I don't wanna leave anymore.
27:20 "I wanna go here."
27:21 That, then it, but I don't really do that.
27:23 - But if you, why don't you like go to a Wheels Up
27:25 or a JetLynx, become an ambassador?
27:27 Every time you do a video--
27:28 - We've tried, they don't give a fuck.
27:29 - Really?
27:30 - They don't give a fuck.
27:31 - That sucks, 'cause that would be--
27:32 - Yeah, like Brady does that.
27:34 They don't give, their margins are razor thin, so yeah.
27:36 - There's really no way there.
27:38 - Yeah, we've tried.
27:39 - Owning a plane would be one of the cooler things to do.
27:41 - It is, it's like a big--
27:43 - Or you get in with a couple of your buddies.
27:45 - Yeah.
27:46 - And be like, "Hey, let's just do this."
27:46 And then whoever wants to use it.
27:48 - I don't really run with like,
27:50 you know what would happen?
27:53 Gaz would be like, "Yeah, man, here's like a buck 50."
27:56 (laughing)
27:58 I don't have, I'm not running with like a really rich crowd.
28:02 So it's like, hey, whatever we do at their end--
28:07 - Gaz would use it more than you.
28:08 - 100%.
28:09 He may end up here before this weekend's over.
28:12 - I still remember one of the Kardashians,
28:13 I don't know which one it was,
28:14 but she was using her jet to go from like--
28:17 - Yes.
28:18 - The LAX to like a different airport in LA.
28:21 - Like 30 minutes away.
28:22 - Just to get rid of traffic.
28:23 - Yeah, which, I mean LA traffic's bad.
28:27 - The last one, this isn't for you guys,
28:28 Deadspin, which is an arch rival of mine,
28:31 I fucking hate their ass.
28:33 They're getting sued, I don't know if you saw this,
28:35 there was a Little Chiefs fan, I think it was a kid,
28:39 half red, half black face, like for the Chiefs.
28:42 And Deadspin put up his picture just with the black,
28:47 being like, "He dressed in blackface,
28:48 "they're now getting sued by the parents."
28:50 It was up quick, it was, so good for that,
28:53 I'm happy for that, Deadspin's the fucking worst,
28:55 and I'm glad they're gone, so that's all I had,
28:59 I was more interested, to be honest, really,
29:02 the gambling adventures.
29:03 - Which you're gonna take place in.
29:04 - Yeah, I will, if you're willing to wait for me tonight,
29:06 I will take place.
29:07 - Yeah, 'cause I need you to witness this.
29:09 - Yeah, we talked to Big Cat, he said he's coming Thursday,
29:11 so if Thursday works better, we can just do that.
29:13 - Okay. - Try to get it tonight.
29:14 - What's that?
29:15 - He's saying tonight.
29:16 - Well, no, I didn't know Dan was doing Thursday.
29:19 - Yeah, he said, "We're gonna come out Thursday."
29:21 He said that like passing by, "Hey, Thursday night,
29:23 "we're gonna do the gambling thing," and then walked away.
29:24 Usually Dan's good with his word.
29:25 - Yeah, what do I have on Thursday?
29:27 I don't know that I have anything.
29:28 - Dozen.
29:29 - Oh, Dozen, right.
29:30 - What's that, is Dozen over?
29:31 - So he's gonna do it after the Dozen.
29:33 - Dozen will be over at 10?
29:35 It's crazy that the number one team in the country
29:38 doesn't get to participate in the Dozen tournament.
29:40 - You don't participate in that?
29:41 - No.
29:42 - You're on the Halftime Show.
29:43 - We are number one, yeah, we're the intermission show.
29:45 - What do you mean, aren't we one?
29:46 - No, the Booze Ponies is the champion as of recent.
29:50 - I don't even know what that means.
29:51 - I ain't talked to that.
29:52 - That would be like in week four of the NFL season,
29:54 somebody like, "We're the champs."
29:56 - But that's the difference though,
29:57 like the way the Dozen is, I see it more like a WWE
30:00 to where whoever's number one, like they're on top
30:02 at the moment until their title gets taken.
30:05 Because the way Jeff runs the ranking system is--
30:08 - That doesn't make any sense.
30:09 - Time out, time out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
30:11 The number six team beat the number one team.
30:13 All of a sudden we get to be one,
30:15 so pretty much we just took down the dog,
30:16 we are now the dog.
30:18 It's not like we beat one, they go down a few slots,
30:20 we might move up a couple and ZD goes from two to one.
30:23 Like a true ranking system, we took down the top dog
30:25 and now we have the belt.
30:26 - Yeah, right, that's all great.
30:27 But my point is, like with the Dozen,
30:30 this is clearly the regular season,
30:32 there's clearly a playoff and there's clearly a champion.
30:35 And we're not-- - Yeah, I can't help that.
30:36 - So that would be like in the NFL,
30:38 that would be, I don't know, like when the Eagles start hot,
30:42 they're like, "We're the champs."
30:43 It's like, "No, you're not, the Chiefs are."
30:45 - Yeah, but it's like in college football,
30:47 if the number one seed gets beat by the eighth seed,
30:49 the eighth seed doesn't go to one.
30:50 But in boxing-- - No, but college football,
30:52 like if Michigan loses one game, we're still the champs.
30:53 - Boxing, wrestling, fighting,
30:55 if you take down the number one guy,
30:57 you now become the number one guy.
30:59 And that's how Jeff kind of runs the rankings.
31:01 Like, to me, I was like,
31:02 "It doesn't make sense that we go from six to one."
31:04 - All right, all right, let me--
31:05 - He goes, "Well, you guys beat number one."
31:06 - But it's like college basketball, there's rankings,
31:07 there's number one.
31:08 Like, if you're one right now, you're not the champs.
31:11 - Sounds like you guys are both saying the same thing.
31:12 - Yeah, but, yeah, we're both--
31:14 - No, we're living in the house.
31:15 He wants to win. - He's agreeing with you,
31:16 but he's also taking the time to be--
31:18 - You don't think that he's going--
31:19 He's going, yeah, absolutely,
31:21 we are the best team in the world right now.
31:21 - Okay, you guys are not saying the same thing.
31:23 That's my fault.
31:24 - We're the best team in the world right now.
31:25 - I'm just sweating the situation.
31:25 - How are we not?
31:26 We're number one.
31:27 - So you're saying the number one team--
31:31 - Is the champion of dozen.
31:32 Like, to me, Jeff needs to do away with the other shit
31:34 and just give us the belt.
31:36 Until we get beat.
31:37 - Yeah, right, that's very stupid.
31:39 There's a playoff.
31:40 - But what, all I'm saying--
31:41 - There's a playoff.
31:41 It's a very clear regular season.
31:43 - Right.
31:44 - This is seeding into the playoffs.
31:45 - I love the tournament.
31:46 - I literally have said I could care less about the seeding.
31:48 - WWE has a king of the ring.
31:50 Would it be tournament style?
31:52 All I'm saying is, the way you're trying to see it,
31:55 or the way you're seeing it,
31:56 is that there's regular season, playoffs, champion.
31:58 - Minahan's team is the champion.
32:00 Until they're dethroned.
32:01 - We just beat 'em.
32:02 We not only beat 'em-- - In the regular season.
32:03 - We not only beat them, but we drug them.
32:05 - In the regular season.
32:07 - Yes, but we now went from six to one.
32:10 In their rankings.
32:12 - Right, but why would that make sense
32:14 for us to go six to one?
32:15 Why wouldn't two now just take over the one
32:16 and we gain a couple points?
32:17 - Who cares?
32:18 - Just like college, like every sport
32:19 you're basically explaining.
32:20 When teams just move and shift around as the one and two.
32:23 - Are you putting me on right now?
32:25 You are, okay, I saw it.
32:26 - All right, that's it.
32:27 - I saw his face.
32:28 That's the rundown.
32:29 Thank you guys.
32:30 - Time out, time out, time out.
32:31 - Thank you, I saw it.
32:31 I saw it.
32:32 You made the face.
32:34 - Can we actually, expectations of Michigan this year.
32:37 What do you think?
32:38 - Unbiased. - True.
32:40 - Unbiased.
32:41 - I only make the playoffs.
32:43 - Yeah, okay, I agree with that.
32:45 But the expectation of.
32:46 - How can you any of you?
32:48 - So, that means 11 and one, playoff.
32:50 - No, not necessarily.
32:51 They make it probably lose two.
32:51 - You can probably lose two.
32:54 'Cause you gotta play Texas, you gotta play Washington,
32:56 USC, Oregon, Ohio State.
32:59 I don't think we play Penn State.
33:01 - How can anyone?
33:02 They lost so many, I mean, who fucking knows?
33:03 I have no idea what they're gonna see.
33:04 - It'll be a unique thing.
33:05 And then Ohio State's also getting everybody right now.
33:07 - Your expectation of Michigan is a playoff.
33:08 - Yeah, but they may lose their offensive coordinator.
33:10 - As of right now, as of February 7th, yes.
33:12 - How humiliating if they lose their offensive coordinator
33:14 before he even fucking does one game?
33:16 He's going to BC, they're saying, to be the head coach.
33:20 - Yeah.
33:21 - That would be humiliating.
33:22 - It's gonna be humiliating when they lose
33:23 the Michigan game.
33:24 They're gonna spend $10 million at NIL,
33:26 they're gonna lose in Columbus again,
33:27 and they have nothing.
33:28 - They didn't beat us with Corey Stroud, so I mean.
33:31 CJ Stroud.
33:32 - You guys lose a lot of guys, though.
33:35 - We lost our D.C. team.
33:37 - Right, right, national champs, I mean, whatever.
33:39 - Yeah.
33:40 - Forever, forever we'll have this year.
33:41 - You guys won the 90.
33:42 - Yeah, we did.
33:43 - We did.
33:46 (laughing)
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