Bandit (2022)

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Bandit is a 2022 Canadian biographical crime film directed by Allan Ungar and starring Josh Duhamel, Elisha Cuthbert, Nestor Carbonell and Mel Gibson.[1] The film is based on the true life story of Gilbert Galvan Jr (also known as The Flying Bandit), who still holds a record for the most consecutive robberies in Canadian history. The screenplay by Kraig Wenman is largely based on interviews and accounts featured in the 1996 true crime book The Flying Bandit by Robert Knuckle with Ed Arnold.

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00:01:04 - No one's born bad.

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00:01:10 Like anything, it takes practice.

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00:01:20 And when you finally realize that home

00:01:31 is not a place you stay,

00:01:33 or can even find on a map,

00:01:36 that becomes that warm place where everything is possible.

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00:01:42 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:01:50 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

00:01:54 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:01:57 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

00:02:00 - Good afternoon, ma'am.

00:02:02 - Hi.

00:02:03 - Would you open up those drawers, please, and thanks.

00:02:05 ♪ Be raging ♪

00:02:07 Put the money in the briefcase, please.

00:02:09 ♪ Don't screw it up ♪

00:02:11 ♪ Be raging ♪

00:02:13 - No die packs and no silent alarm, understand?

00:02:16 - Yes, sir.

00:02:17 - Okay.

00:02:18 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:02:19 Other drawer, please.

00:02:21 ♪ And don't know what you see ♪

00:02:22 - Nice and easy.

00:02:23 ♪ Why don't you fight it ♪

00:02:24 - Hey, don't worry.

00:02:26 Everything's gonna be okay.

00:02:27 I'm not gonna hurt you.

00:02:28 ♪ If you know there's something wrong ♪

00:02:31 ♪ Why don't you write it ♪

00:02:32 - All right, let's go to the vault.

00:02:34 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:02:37 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

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00:02:42 - Oh, yeah.

00:02:44 Come to daddy.

00:02:46 ♪ And there's really nobody ♪

00:02:48 - Attention, all units.

00:02:50 We have multiple reports of a 10-82 in progress.

00:02:52 Suspect is wearing a red jacket and a mirrored cap.

00:02:54 He is armed.

00:02:55 ♪ And there's really nobody ♪

00:02:57 - Oh, shit.

00:02:58 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:03:00 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

00:03:02 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

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00:03:09 - Don't move.

00:03:10 - I'm not moving. - Stand still.

00:03:11 - I didn't do anything.

00:03:13 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

00:03:14 - You had the wrong guy.

00:03:17 - Yes, I think I just witnessed a bank robbery.

00:03:20 ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

00:03:21 - Yeah, I just witnessed an armed robbery

00:03:23 at the Gold Crown Bank.

00:03:25 Son of a bitch almost ran me over.

00:03:27 - Uh, he was--he was wearing, uh,

00:03:29 I don't know, a red jacket.

00:03:32 He had blonde hair.

00:03:33 - He's got long hair.

00:03:35 Hippie motherfucker, I don't know.

00:03:36 - And he was heading west on the freeway.

00:03:38 - He was heading east towards Tamesford.

00:03:41 - Okay.

00:03:42 - All right, you catch that cucksucker.

00:03:45 Bye.

00:03:47 - And three, two, one.

00:03:51 ♪ Raise a little hell, raise a little hell ♪

00:03:55 ♪ ♪

00:04:02 - How you doing?

00:04:05 You don't remember me?

00:04:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the last, uh, time.

00:04:09 - Jobs, rising incomes, opportunity,

00:04:12 they must be created day to day

00:04:14 through the enterprise of free men and women.

00:04:17 - [sighs]

00:04:18 - For the poor, the more desperate their condition,

00:04:21 the more urgently they need the growth

00:04:24 that only economic freedom can bring.

00:04:27 - That's right, you tell him, Ronnie.

00:04:30 - [groans]

00:04:31 [claps]

00:04:32 - I'm just trying to figure out what's going on here.

00:04:35 - Oh, excuse me.

00:04:36 - Like I told you, I forgot.

00:04:38 Some dude gave me a coat and hat.

00:04:40 That's all I know.

00:04:42 - What's all the commotion?

00:04:43 - There's a robbery across the street.

00:04:45 - What? Really?

00:04:48 Oh, my gosh.

00:04:49 Uh, where's the cab line?

00:04:50 - We cleared them all out. Just keep moving.

00:04:53 - Okay. Well, good luck.

00:04:56 - Uh...

00:04:58 Go--go back again.

00:05:00 See, you can't make him out of there.

00:05:02 [truck rumbling]

00:05:05 [tires screeching]

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00:05:11 [tense music]

00:05:14 ♪ ♪

00:05:19 - Miss Fussell?

00:05:20 - Yeah.

00:05:22 - Oh, beautiful.

00:05:24 - You want to take it for a spin?

00:05:26 - Uh, no, no.

00:05:28 I think I'll just--I'll just take it.

00:05:31 Thanks.

00:05:33 I love it. Thanks.

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00:05:38 [engine starts]

00:05:40 [engine revs]

00:05:42 [tires screeching]

00:05:45 Oh, it's fast. Thank you.

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00:05:51 ♪ ♪

00:05:52 - So he said 50 bucks

00:05:54 if you stood by the side door instead of the front?

00:05:56 - Oh, my God. Of course he did.

00:05:58 Of course he fucking did.

00:06:00 The white man knows that people will use a different entrance

00:06:02 just to avoid donating it.

00:06:04 He kept his escape route clear.

00:06:06 Is this him?

00:06:07 - Your robbery homicide?

00:06:08 - B&E. Detective Snipes. Take a good look.

00:06:10 - B&E's on the bank shop?

00:06:12 - Yeah, I'm a fucking jack-off of all trades.

00:06:14 Yes or no? - No.

00:06:15 - No? Great.

00:06:16 Anyone seen this guy? Anyone?

00:06:18 - Hold on, hold on. Let me see it.

00:06:20 Oh, shit. Yeah.

00:06:21 I think I saw him get in a car and take off.

00:06:24 - Fucker.

00:06:25 - Yep.

00:06:26 Total fucker that that guy can't seem to catch.

00:06:29 Same fucker that assumed the name Robert Whiteman.

00:06:33 Pulled 59, cash and jewel heist,

00:06:35 banking a cool 2.339 million bucks.

00:06:39 Why did I do it?

00:06:41 In this economy? Shit.

00:06:43 Why the fuck not?

00:06:45 - Judge, this is the story of a kid

00:06:48 who's never stood a chance in life.

00:06:50 - I always say, "Don't judge me by my past,"

00:06:52 'cause I don't live there anymore.

00:06:54 But I gotta say,

00:06:56 top five courtrooms in my life so far.

00:06:58 I mean, just look at the crown moldings in here.

00:07:00 - Gilbert deserves a chance.

00:07:02 He deserves a break.

00:07:03 - Here's the thing.

00:07:05 Nobody likes growing up poor,

00:07:06 so for many of us that do,

00:07:08 it's only a matter of time

00:07:09 before you end up on this side of the bench.

00:07:12 Hold on.

00:07:14 Here's the part where my court-appointed attorney

00:07:16 talks about how society made me

00:07:18 and how my parents abandoned me

00:07:19 and how life in foster care never gave me the shot

00:07:22 or the family that I deserve.

00:07:25 The system ain't broke. It was built this way.

00:07:27 Wait for it.

00:07:28 - Because in my opinion, Your Honor,

00:07:30 the system isn't broken.

00:07:31 It was built this way.

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00:07:37 - Gilbert Galvin, Jr.

00:07:39 [knocking]

00:07:41 - With check fraud being a nonviolent offense,

00:07:44 I hereby sentence you to 18 months

00:07:46 of the St. Joseph's Correctional Facility.

00:07:49 - Yeah, that's fair.

00:07:51 But you know, it's not how many times you fall down.

00:07:53 It's how you pick yourself back up,

00:07:55 and that's exactly what I did.

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00:08:00 Well, kinda.

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00:08:09 [grunting]

00:08:12 ♪ ♪

00:08:15 - Two of my favorite words--

00:08:17 minimum security.

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00:08:21 But my top three?

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00:08:25 Welcome to Canada.

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00:08:33 When things go south,

00:08:35 sometimes you gotta go north.

00:08:38 And in this case, Ottawa

00:08:41 was about as far north as I could get.

00:08:44 It's good.

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00:08:49 - Thank you, sir.

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00:08:58 - Crack.

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00:09:13 - "Escape convict" never reads well on a resume.

00:09:18 And since crime didn't pay like it used to,

00:09:21 I had to see how going straight would cash out first.

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00:09:31 - Change?

00:09:35 Sir, can you spare some change?

00:09:37 I got nothing. - You and me both, pal.

00:09:40 ♪ ♪

00:09:47 How you doing?

00:09:49 - I have a college degree, and I sell popsicles.

00:09:52 What can I do for you?

00:09:54 - What can I do for you?

00:09:56 I haven't ridden a bike for a while,

00:09:58 but they say it's like riding a bike, so...

00:10:01 - I like it.

00:10:03 Funny.

00:10:05 - Good. You here for the job?

00:10:07 - Yes, sir. Yes, I am.

00:10:09 Do I get to wear one of these?

00:10:12 - Just fill this out, and I'll need some form of ID.

00:10:16 - Oh, uh...

00:10:18 ID. I left my ID in the car.

00:10:21 I'll--I'll be right back.

00:10:24 - Shit.

00:10:26 - Hey, you got an ID in that wallet?

00:10:31 - Yeah, why? - I'll give you two bucks for it.

00:10:33 - T-House, get out of here. It's my ID.

00:10:36 - Give me five bucks.

00:10:38 All right, I'll give you ten bucks for it.

00:10:42 - 22. - 22?

00:10:45 Okay, all right.

00:10:47 Hurry up, hurry up.

00:10:49 All right.

00:10:52 [ding]

00:10:53 - Oh, Canada.

00:10:55 - Guess you're me now. - Robert Whiteman.

00:10:58 I guess I am. Thank you.

00:11:00 Okay.

00:11:02 There you go.

00:11:05 Mr. Robert Whiteman.

00:11:07 Really excited about this job.

00:11:10 - Yeah, me too. - I love the vests.

00:11:12 Most escapees get caught within the first 72 hours,

00:11:27 and it's usually in a stolen car or a girlfriend's apartment.

00:11:30 A church-run hostel with free boarding rarely makes headlines.

00:11:34 Hello?

00:11:45 [sighs]

00:11:47 Sorry.

00:11:59 No in's after 11.

00:12:02 - What is it, like 1101?

00:12:06 - Which is exactly why I can't let you in.

00:12:08 - Come on, I thought the church's doors were always open.

00:12:11 - Well, even God has his limitations.

00:12:14 - God would let me in.

00:12:16 - You know God?

00:12:18 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah?

00:12:20 - Yeah.

00:12:22 Please.

00:12:25 - [sighs] All right, all right, all right.

00:12:30 Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Thank you.

00:12:32 - Get in. - Thank you.

00:12:34 - It's just up here.

00:12:39 - Wow.

00:12:41 Five star. - No booze, no drugs.

00:12:44 - No fun.

00:12:46 [chuckles]

00:12:48 Understood.

00:12:50 - Your name? - Uh...

00:12:52 Robert Whiteman. - Mm-hmm.

00:12:55 Birthplace? - Uh, Calgary.

00:13:00 - Reason for coming out east?

00:13:03 - Uh, just passing through.

00:13:05 I have some work lined up back home,

00:13:07 but I got some temp stuff here.

00:13:09 - Good.

00:13:11 - Yeah, like Mom always said,

00:13:13 I'm not perfect, but I'm enough.

00:13:15 [chuckles]

00:13:17 - Bad things happen to good people.

00:13:19 - You've read Kushner?

00:13:22 - Yeah.

00:13:26 - Huh. - Um...

00:13:28 uh, wife, family.

00:13:30 - Nope, but I'm available.

00:13:32 - [chuckles]

00:13:34 - Here. - [chuckles]

00:13:36 - Any available bed in that room.

00:13:38 - Okay, and what was your name? - Andrea Hudson.

00:13:40 - Andrea Hudson. - Good night, Mr. Whiteman.

00:13:42 - Great night.

00:13:44 Miss--was it Miss Hudson?

00:13:46 - Yeah. - Okay, great.

00:13:48 [upbeat music]

00:13:56 - Hi, ladies.

00:13:58 - Popsicle? - Oh, come on.

00:14:00 Come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:14:02 Just have one. You need to have one.

00:14:04 Popsicle!

00:14:06 - Control. - You're about full.

00:14:08 - Is it the best?

00:14:10 - Okay, thank you.

00:14:12 Have a good day.

00:14:14 There you go. Want one?

00:14:16 [knocking]

00:14:18 Hey.

00:14:20 - No "ins" after 11, Whiteman.

00:14:22 - Come on.

00:14:24 Come on. - No.

00:14:26 - You couldn't keep me out even if you tried.

00:14:28 - Oh, my God. - Okay, there we go.

00:14:30 Perfect.

00:14:32 Please. Oh, thank you.

00:14:34 - There we go. - Talking.

00:14:36 - Thank you. Have a good day.

00:14:38 - Thank you so much. Want to keep the change?

00:14:40 - Let go.

00:14:42 - Popsicle!

00:14:46 - Hey. - There you go.

00:14:48 - Popsicle. - Hot out.

00:14:50 [upbeat music]

00:14:53 [knocking]

00:14:55 - Good morning, Jerry.

00:15:00 [car door closes]

00:15:02 What's going on?

00:15:04 - They're downsizing to focus on their trucks.

00:15:08 - What?

00:15:10 You gotta be shitting me.

00:15:12 Whoa.

00:15:14 Okay, so...

00:15:16 Can I at least get my last check?

00:15:20 - Wish I could help,

00:15:22 but no severance. - What do you mean?

00:15:24 So you're not gonna pay me?

00:15:26 You owe me, like, 200 bucks.

00:15:28 - Sorry, man. - What the fuck?

00:15:30 Oh, my God. Come on.

00:15:32 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jerry, please.

00:15:34 Come on. I mean, what am I supposed to do now?

00:15:36 Come on.

00:15:38 - Same thing I'm doing.

00:15:40 Find a new job.

00:15:42 - You know what?

00:15:44 You can keep your rainbow-rocking

00:15:46 purple-yellow-orange...

00:15:48 fucking vest.

00:15:53 You know what? No, I'm gonna--

00:15:55 I'm gonna keep the vest.

00:15:57 I'm keeping it. Fuck you, Jerry.

00:16:00 - My name's Ben. - Fuck you, Ben!

00:16:03 [rock music]

00:16:06 ♪ ♪

00:16:14 ♪ Make a big man

00:16:16 ♪ Tap that moon

00:16:18 ♪ Love a kiss and

00:16:21 ♪ Don't make a heart attack

00:16:24 ♪ Spend your money

00:16:26 ♪ And put down the sin you got

00:16:29 ♪ She's fine

00:16:33 ♪ Drink your wine

00:16:35 ♪ Give it in for

00:16:37 - Hey. - Hey.

00:16:39 - What can I get you? - You got anything

00:16:41 in a complete blackout?

00:16:43 - Uh, I've got baseball bat.

00:16:46 - Let's start with a beer. - Sure.

00:16:49 - Hey, darling, another round over here, huh?

00:16:52 - Every city has its king.

00:16:56 The guy who has everyone in his pocket

00:16:58 without them realizing he has a hand in theirs.

00:17:01 In Ottawa, that guy was Tommy K.

00:17:04 I just didn't know it yet.

00:17:06 - Stash house got raided.

00:17:08 Riley says he's got cops slamming on his bill,

00:17:11 collectors knocking down his door.

00:17:13 He needs more time.

00:17:15 - Well, like I always say,

00:17:18 kill 'em with success, bury 'em with a smile,

00:17:20 and if that doesn't work,

00:17:22 you always got two hands, eight knuckles, one outcome.

00:17:25 Here.

00:17:27 You tell Riley and the rest of those pukes

00:17:31 if they're ever late again,

00:17:33 they won't hear me knocking.

00:17:36 [indistinct chatter]

00:17:38 - Got you, boss.

00:17:40 - Yeah.

00:17:42 Anyone says money can't buy happiness

00:17:44 can transfer it to my account.

00:17:46 [laughs]

00:17:48 - Hey, you got a problem, pal?

00:17:50 - Who, me? - Yeah.

00:17:52 - No, sir.

00:17:54 It's more of a drinking situation than a problem.

00:17:57 [chuckles]

00:17:59 I mean, no disrespect.

00:18:04 - Call that a bullet dodged.

00:18:06 - Uh, bulletproof.

00:18:08 Excuse me.

00:18:12 - Hey, hey, hey.

00:18:18 Fellas, how's it going?

00:18:20 Hey, how's the, uh, the criminal empire coming?

00:18:22 - Well, there's no crime in drinks and dancers.

00:18:24 - [chuckles] Well, I guess you can't fit

00:18:26 laundering loan shark in the marquee, right?

00:18:28 - I don't even know how to spell those words.

00:18:30 But I bet your boss would hate to hear

00:18:32 that you're harassing me without a warrant again.

00:18:34 Unless you have one.

00:18:36 - Not yet.

00:18:38 No.

00:18:40 But it's coming. - Give me a heads up.

00:18:42 - Yeah, I'll let you know. - I'll assume the position.

00:18:44 - Oh, fuck me.

00:18:46 - Need your money? Get me an Asteroids in here, will you?

00:18:49 Looks like a loser.

00:18:51 - Hey, you.

00:19:02 [sighs]

00:19:04 - [chuckles]

00:19:06 - 12 is way past 11, white man.

00:19:11 - Dude, I didn't come here to sleep.

00:19:14 I never thought I'd come to Canada

00:19:21 to find the American dream.

00:19:23 But things have a funny way of working out.

00:19:25 It felt like the chance to stop running

00:19:27 and start walking straight.

00:19:29 Hope was starting to look good on me,

00:19:31 and it was all thanks to her.

00:19:33 - Is there anything I should know about you?

00:19:35 - Like what?

00:19:37 - Do you have any goals? - Yeah.

00:19:39 - Fun facts?

00:19:41 Dead bodies in the basement? - Dead bodies?

00:19:43 - Mm-hmm. - Um...

00:19:45 Not that I know of.

00:19:47 No, I don't think so. Well...

00:19:49 No. - Okay.

00:19:51 What about your family?

00:19:53 - Uh...well, my pops lives out west.

00:19:59 He's the one who got me the job that I'm waiting on.

00:20:02 And my mother, uh...

00:20:05 I haven't seen her for a while.

00:20:09 She left us a long time ago.

00:20:11 - You ever try and find her?

00:20:13 - It's complicated.

00:20:16 But this job--this job could be something.

00:20:20 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah.

00:20:22 You know, once I save up enough money,

00:20:24 I'm headed straight to the Bahamas,

00:20:26 and we'll get a car, go right on the beach.

00:20:28 - [laughs]

00:20:30 - That's what my goal is. Yeah.

00:20:32 Sounds fun, right?

00:20:34 - Yeah.

00:20:36 - What about you?

00:20:38 - Yeah, both my parents have been gone for a few years now, so...

00:20:43 It's just me.

00:20:45 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.

00:20:48 You know, like a lot of people, too,

00:20:50 it's just--it was hard.

00:20:52 Once the banks hiked the rates, and they took our house,

00:20:55 we never really recovered after that, so...

00:20:59 - You know, the house always wins, right?

00:21:03 - Not always, but...

00:21:06 yeah.

00:21:08 That's why I'm focused on finishing my degree.

00:21:10 I want to be a social worker, help people.

00:21:13 - I think people need to help themselves, no?

00:21:15 - Well, some can't, 'cause the system's rigged.

00:21:19 People need people.

00:21:21 Astro is on.

00:21:23 - Yeah.

00:21:25 Like you and me, we need each other, right?

00:21:27 - [laughs]

00:21:29 You know, if you're trying to get at my pants,

00:21:31 you don't have to use that charm talk.

00:21:33 - [laughs]

00:21:35 - You know what my motto is?

00:21:37 - What's that? - Sell no shit.

00:21:40 - Whenever you're ready. - Thank you.

00:21:44 - No, no, no, I cannot let you do that.

00:21:46 - No one lets me do anything, all right?

00:21:48 - [sighs]

00:21:50 - Woman up.

00:21:52 I'll pay you back. - Okay.

00:21:55 I love this song.

00:22:00 - Mm-hmm.

00:22:02 [upbeat music]

00:22:04 - [laughs]

00:22:06 - ♪ With my love ♪

00:22:10 ♪ I will bring to you ♪

00:22:15 ♪ Every joy the world can give ♪

00:22:22 ♪ With my love ♪

00:22:26 ♪ I'll bring spring to you ♪

00:22:31 ♪ Every day ♪

00:22:34 ♪ You'll make me glad ♪

00:22:38 ♪ In my arms ♪

00:22:43 ♪ You'll forget the tears ♪

00:22:47 ♪ Ever fell ♪

00:22:51 ♪ From your eyes ♪

00:22:57 ♪ With my love to share ♪

00:23:01 ♪ Through the years ♪

00:23:04 ♪ You will see ♪

00:23:06 ♪ No cloudy skies ♪

00:23:11 ♪ With my love ♪

00:23:13 - Hey, you. Hey, you.

00:23:16 - What are you doing?

00:23:18 - What are you doing, man?

00:23:20 - Goddess.

00:23:25 Andy.

00:23:28 - Yeah, just a minute. - Okay.

00:23:30 - As much as you can change,

00:23:36 the past is always gonna catch up and say

00:23:38 it's not quite done with you yet.

00:23:41 But this time, it wasn't about me.

00:23:43 - Oh, shit.

00:23:45 - It was about protecting her.

00:23:47 - Come on. Let's go eat. Come on.

00:23:52 - All right, we're getting into the final round.

00:24:05 This is where you count out.

00:24:07 I want that to be a good count.

00:24:09 Okay. All right.

00:24:12 And Carol, show us what we have.

00:24:14 - You can do it.

00:24:16 - Hey, Alvino? - Oh, no, I'm okay.

00:24:22 - Yeah? - Yeah.

00:24:24 - You okay?

00:24:30 - Yeah.

00:24:32 Yeah.

00:24:34 - Hey.

00:24:39 You know...

00:24:43 Yeah, I love you too.

00:24:45 We need to talk.

00:24:51 - Yeah. - Yeah?

00:24:53 - Yeah. Um...

00:24:57 I'm gonna be heading out west tomorrow

00:25:00 for that job.

00:25:02 Just for a little bit, until I can make this all work.

00:25:05 - It is working.

00:25:07 - No, it is. Of course it is, but...

00:25:09 - So are you going to work, or are you just running away?

00:25:12 - Come on. I'm working.

00:25:15 Just for a couple of weeks.

00:25:17 - It's all no shit.

00:25:21 - I swear to God.

00:25:23 Okay, this isn't the end.

00:25:25 It's just a little pause for now.

00:25:27 Okay?

00:25:31 - Okay.

00:25:36 (phone buzzing)

00:25:38 - Wait, did you wanna...

00:25:43 Did you wanna talk about something?

00:25:45 - Oh, no. No, it's nothing.

00:25:47 (crowd cheering)

00:25:50 (indistinct shouting)

00:25:53 (dramatic music)

00:25:57 ♪ ♪

00:25:59 - If the cops were gonna be looking for me out east,

00:26:25 then it only made sense to head west.

00:26:28 Besides, I'd already used my get-out-of-jail-free card.

00:26:32 - Unemployment's pretty high these days,

00:26:35 so there aren't that many jobs.

00:26:37 Only people making cash in banks.

00:26:39 Loan defaults, jacked interest rates, foreclosures.

00:26:42 You know how it is.

00:26:44 Oh, here's one.

00:26:46 - Part-time dishwasher?

00:26:50 That doesn't even pay minimum wage.

00:26:53 - I have no residence.

00:26:56 I can't get welfare.

00:26:58 - I'd give you my job if I could.

00:27:02 - I'm here for the dish washing service.

00:27:05 - Oh, I'm sorry, man. I filled out this morning.

00:27:07 - Seriously?

00:27:08 - I don't know what you want me to tell you.

00:27:10 - They told me that there was a spot.

00:27:12 - People need work.

00:27:14 You seem like a nice guy. Good luck.

00:27:16 - The president's greatest responsibility

00:27:19 is to protect all our people

00:27:21 from enemies, foreign and domestic.

00:27:23 Here at home, the worst enemy we face is economic.

00:27:27 The creeping erosion of the American way of life

00:27:30 and the American dream that has resulted in today's tragedy

00:27:33 of economic stagnation and unemployment.

00:27:36 - Mom, please.

00:27:38 - No, listen to your mother.

00:27:40 [indistinct chatter]

00:27:43 [soft music]

00:27:59 ♪ ♪

00:28:06 ♪ ♪

00:28:13 ♪ ♪

00:28:20 ♪ ♪

00:28:46 ♪ ♪

00:28:53 ♪ ♪

00:29:00 [phone ringing]

00:29:19 - Hello?

00:29:22 - Robert? Is that you?

00:29:24 - Yeah, it's me.

00:29:25 - Where--where are you?

00:29:27 - Vancouver.

00:29:28 Realizing that this is probably the longest week of my life,

00:29:31 just being away from you.

00:29:33 - Then come home.

00:29:35 - I will.

00:29:36 - When?

00:29:37 - I don't know. Soon.

00:29:39 Maybe a couple of weeks.

00:29:41 - Robert, I'm pregnant.

00:29:46 - With a baby?

00:29:51 - I can do this on my own.

00:29:52 I just--I thought you should know and--

00:29:54 - We're gonna be a family?

00:29:57 - Is that what you want?

00:30:00 - Yeah.

00:30:02 Yeah, you know that I do.

00:30:04 Oh, my God, you're gonna be the best mother,

00:30:06 and I'm gonna be a fucking dad?

00:30:08 Are you kidding me?

00:30:10 Oh, we are gonna give this kid the best home and family

00:30:13 anybody has ever seen, baby.

00:30:15 - Listen, home will be wherever we are.

00:30:17 Just do whatever you gotta do to get back, okay?

00:30:19 - I will.

00:30:21 Okay, uh...

00:30:24 I gotta go. I gotta go, and I will call you soon, okay?

00:30:27 I love you.

00:30:28 - Bye.

00:30:30 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:36 Oh, my God.

00:30:38 I'm gonna be a--

00:30:40 Hey, I'm gonna be a dad.

00:30:47 I'm gonna be a dad.

00:30:50 Holy shit.

00:30:57 I'm gonna be a dad.

00:31:00 Holy shit.

00:31:15 [indistinct chatter]

00:31:18 - Oh, absolutely.

00:31:24 [indistinct chatter]

00:31:28 [suspenseful music]

00:31:31 ♪ ♪

00:31:39 ♪ ♪

00:31:46 - You an actor?

00:32:02 - Yeah.

00:32:04 - I'm an actor, starving actor.

00:32:06 I'm auditioning for a play tomorrow.

00:32:08 I'm trying to go on character.

00:32:10 I'm not sure what I'm gonna do yet.

00:32:12 - Yeah, I hear you.

00:32:14 - Hey, is there a chance that I could borrow something

00:32:16 and leave you my ID and then bring it back after I'm done?

00:32:20 [clears throat]

00:32:31 Hi.

00:32:33 How come no one stopped me when I came around the corner?

00:32:36 Bill Bonney, Institution of Security.

00:32:39 I'm here for a routine checkup,

00:32:41 and I'm wondering if I could--

00:32:43 if I could speak to your manager.

00:32:45 [sighs]

00:32:47 - There's not enough in budgets these days,

00:32:50 so we rely on the local guards for security.

00:32:53 - Sorry, I could've just walked right in and out of here.

00:32:56 - Well, we haven't had any problems yet.

00:32:58 - Yet?

00:33:00 - Okay, let's say somebody does get back here,

00:33:03 and they say, "Open the vault."

00:33:06 What do you say?

00:33:08 - We comply.

00:33:10 He says, "Don't give me a dieback."

00:33:12 We don't give him one.

00:33:14 He says, "Don't press the silent alarm."

00:33:17 We don't press it.

00:33:19 And if you have any other questions,

00:33:21 you can talk to Jessica, our assistant manager.

00:33:23 She'll be happy to help.

00:33:24 - Okay.

00:33:26 Great. Great.

00:33:29 Good stuff.

00:33:31 - So...okay. - Thanks.

00:33:33 - Hey. - Hello.

00:33:39 - I understand you guys do the security

00:33:41 for all the banks in the area.

00:33:43 - Right. That's right, yeah. - Yeah.

00:33:44 - It's true. - Mind if I give you my resume?

00:33:46 - No, I'm sorry. We are not hiring.

00:33:48 - Oh. - I'm so sorry.

00:33:50 - Well, that's too bad. - Uh-huh, yes.

00:33:52 - How many guys do you have on per day?

00:33:54 Maybe you could use another. - Ah, no.

00:33:56 I'm very sorry. No, I'm here Monday to Wednesday,

00:33:58 and as a guy, yes, yeah, straight through to Saturday.

00:34:00 - I'm a martial artist. - Ah, oui?

00:34:02 - Yeah, specializing in hand-to-hand combat,

00:34:04 registered to carry a sidearm. - No.

00:34:06 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:34:08 - Very, uh...

00:34:10 - Ah, thank you. Thank you.

00:34:12 - Unfortunately, no, uh, no one is leaving.

00:34:14 - Okay. - I am sorry.

00:34:16 - No, it's--it's fine.

00:34:18 Things change, so why don't you go ahead

00:34:20 and just pass that on to your boss for me?

00:34:24 - Thank you. Merci.

00:34:26 - Bonjante. It's me,

00:34:28 Michel, down at the Royal East.

00:34:30 Spoke with the boss,

00:34:32 and he said that they are cutting back shifts,

00:34:34 and they will need you tomorrow.

00:34:36 Motherfucker did say that he would be making it up

00:34:38 in the Christmas bonus,

00:34:40 so I guess that's good.

00:34:42 Uh, okay.

00:34:44 Très bien. Uh, au revoir.

00:34:46 - Au revoir.

00:34:48 - All right, continuing

00:34:50 on special effects makeup.

00:34:52 Okay, so we've covered the eyes.

00:34:54 We've covered the ears.

00:34:56 Now on to

00:34:58 the nose.

00:35:00 Polyurethane works great,

00:35:02 but in a pitch,

00:35:04 melt Vaseline with candle wax.

00:35:06 And you're on your way.

00:35:08 - Vaseline.

00:35:10 - Thank you.

00:35:12 - Thank you so much.

00:35:14 - It's all right.

00:35:16 [dramatic music]

00:35:18 ♪ ♪

00:35:20 [door creaks]

00:35:22 ♪ ♪

00:35:24 [child laughing]

00:35:38 ♪ ♪

00:35:40 ♪ ♪

00:35:42 [door creaks]

00:36:04 - Is that all for you today?

00:36:06 - All right, thanks, guys.

00:36:08 - It was nice to see you. See you next time.

00:36:10 Have a good day.

00:36:12 Hi, can I help who's next?

00:36:14 - Hello. - Hi, Jessica. How are you?

00:36:16 - Great. How can I help you?

00:36:18 - If you could just

00:36:20 go ahead and take a look at that for me, please.

00:36:22 - Oh.

00:36:26 Need your help here.

00:36:28 - What? Oh.

00:36:32 This is--this is--

00:36:34 Don't scream. Empty your drawer.

00:36:36 - Oh.

00:36:38 - Don't bother with the silent alarm.

00:36:42 No diebacks. Cops will be here

00:36:44 in two to five minutes.

00:36:46 You'll be safe then if you're cool now.

00:36:48 - I can't. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can.

00:36:52 Come on. You can do it.

00:36:54 You can do it. Come on.

00:36:56 Come on.

00:37:00 [indistinct chatter]

00:37:02 Okay.

00:37:04 [door opens]

00:37:06 - Oh. Oh, man.

00:37:08 There's a lot of-- - Is that okay?

00:37:10 - I--I--you got more? - No.

00:37:12 - Oh, wow. - Uh, we're--

00:37:14 where do we put it?

00:37:16 - What? - Do--do you have, like,

00:37:18 a bag?

00:37:20 - What--

00:37:22 Oh, shit. I don't--I don't--

00:37:24 Do you have something?

00:37:26 A bag?

00:37:28 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:32 - Yeah.

00:37:34 Yeah.

00:37:36 - Awesome.

00:37:38 [indistinct chatter]

00:37:40 - That's good. That's good.

00:37:46 Good job.

00:37:48 You're doing great. - Shh.

00:37:50 - Okay. - Okay.

00:37:52 Okay.

00:37:54 Okay.

00:37:56 Sometimes these things don't--

00:38:00 - You hold--you hold it. You hold it.

00:38:02 No.

00:38:04 - Just...

00:38:06 - Okay.

00:38:08 - You're good.

00:38:12 - Oh, God. Thank you.

00:38:16 How's that?

00:38:18 Okay.

00:38:22 How'd I do?

00:38:24 - Work on your payment check.

00:38:26 That's for you.

00:38:28 - Oh, you did great.

00:38:30 Thank you. - Thank you. - All right.

00:38:32 - Have a good day.

00:38:34 [doorbell rings]

00:38:36 - How'd it go?

00:38:42 - What?

00:38:44 - The audition. - Oh, oh, oh.

00:38:46 Uh...good,

00:38:48 I think. I could've been better

00:38:50 prepared, probably, but I don't know.

00:38:52 You know, I tried this weird

00:38:54 speech impediment.

00:38:56 Not sure it worked, but, you know,

00:38:58 fingers crossed, and thank you for these.

00:39:00 - Of course. - And I talked a lot about you.

00:39:02 - Thank you. - Yeah, you're

00:39:04 welcome.

00:39:06 So, uh, can I use your bathroom?

00:39:08 Oh, my God. Oh, my--

00:39:24 Yes!

00:39:26 Hey, what do you think? Pretty good, right?

00:39:46 Hey, you

00:39:48 available?

00:39:50 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:39:52 Yeah, I forgot that I got a--

00:40:08 I got to poop.

00:40:10 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:40:12 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:40:26 Yeah, baby.

00:40:32 [indistinct radio chatter]

00:40:34 [door creaks]

00:40:50 Sir? Sir?

00:41:00 We don't scan carry-on on domestic flights.

00:41:02 You can move on through.

00:41:04 - Oh. - Thank you.

00:41:06 Thank you.

00:41:08 Okay, then.

00:41:10 [woman over PA] Attention, passengers.

00:41:14 Flight 492, service to Ottawa International

00:41:16 Air Force, is now boarding.

00:41:18 [dramatic music]

00:41:20 Sir, aeroplane.

00:41:34 Yes, aeroplane.

00:41:38 Wait, another crown, please and thanks?

00:41:40 - Right away, sir. - Thank you.

00:41:42 Would you like to sign up for our aeroplane card?

00:41:44 It's a credit card in air miles and one.

00:41:46 It's a free program, sir.

00:41:48 The more you use the card,

00:41:50 the more points you get toward flights,

00:41:52 and of course, cocktails.

00:41:54 Oh, who could say no to that? [laughs]

00:41:56 [man over PA] Arriving passengers,

00:42:02 please be sure to collect all baggage

00:42:04 before leaving the terminal.

00:42:06 Robert!

00:42:08 [laughing]

00:42:14 You're never gonna cuddle me again, right?

00:42:16 Never, I promise you.

00:42:18 And tomorrow I'm gonna prove it.

00:42:20 How?

00:42:22 Well, I can't tell you all my secrets, no.

00:42:24 No.

00:42:26 Oh, I can't forget this.

00:42:28 Come on, the car's this way.

00:42:30 Now, I have serenes, necklaces,

00:42:34 and bracelets.

00:42:36 Bastard even took my shotgun.

00:42:38 So, where do we go from here?

00:42:40 Oh, they steal here.

00:42:42 They fence over in Bagnier.

00:42:44 They sell in another county or in the States.

00:42:46 Recovery's low, okay? It's extremely low.

00:42:48 It's extremely low. Doesn't have to be.

00:42:50 Detective Ray Hoffman, Bagnier B&E.

00:42:52 Not quite the suit for a bush cop, buddy.

00:42:54 Dressed for the job you want.

00:42:56 I'm trying to get a hold of you for a few weeks.

00:42:58 Let me see.

00:43:00 Yeah, sure.

00:43:02 They said you weren't much of a desk guy,

00:43:04 so I thought I'd catch you in action.

00:43:06 Sounds like you guys are having as much luck as we are.

00:43:08 Yeah, well, they keep cutting funding

00:43:10 and convictions. Waiting on mine.

00:43:12 How can I help you?

00:43:14 8,224 robberies nationwide.

00:43:16 Most in the entire world.

00:43:18 Capital alone's seen B&Es double since last autumn.

00:43:20 Despite what our government says, we're not winning.

00:43:22 I don't think I've ever heard anyone

00:43:24 use the word "atom" out loud.

00:43:26 It must be equally frustrating

00:43:28 with our overlapping cases to not have access

00:43:30 to one another's resources.

00:43:32 Same perps moving in and out of our cities,

00:43:34 same red tape covering both our departments.

00:43:36 I understand. So, what are you saying? You want to join forces?

00:43:38 We could get a new one.

00:43:40 Like a task force?

00:43:42 Look, from what I've found, there's three top fences for everything stolen.

00:43:44 But the name that keeps coming across my desk is Tommy.

00:43:46 Tommy King. I know, I know. I doubt it. The playmate.

00:43:48 I know. Even this-- this break-in right here's got all the Tommy hallmarks.

00:43:50 Guns and jewelry stolen,

00:43:52 and all the electronics left behind.

00:43:54 Both have higher resale. Yeah.

00:43:56 By my estimation, 70% of everything stolen moves through him.

00:43:58 You bring him down, it all falls.

00:44:00 You're gonna need more manpower, major funding,

00:44:02 and a fucking kick-ass proposal.

00:44:04 ( indistinct chatter )

00:44:06 Elwood, I think we just got our mission from God.

00:44:18 Miss Hoffman.

00:44:20 No, Elwood.

00:44:22 Blues Brothers. Nick Belushi, Ackwood, and--

00:44:24 Okay, we'll work on that.

00:44:26 That's true.

00:44:28 This is a nice neighborhood, right?

00:44:30 What are you up to?

00:44:32 What do you mean, "What am I up to?"

00:44:34 Okay. I'm up for a walk.

00:44:36 I like this place.

00:44:38 Whose place is this?

00:44:40 Ours.

00:44:42 What?

00:44:44 What?

00:44:46 No. Yep.

00:44:48 Wow.

00:44:50 Yeah, well, come on.

00:44:56 We don't have enough money to rent this.

00:44:58 Who says we're renting?

00:45:00 All right, I know what you're thinking.

00:45:02 That new homeowner smile on my face

00:45:04 is 'cause I must be rolling in it, right?

00:45:06 Wrong.

00:45:08 The average bank job only nets you about 20 grand.

00:45:10 You know how fast you can burn through 20 Gs?

00:45:12 Look no further than this house right here.

00:45:16 New baby, new start.

00:45:18 Amazing things for an amazing woman.

00:45:20 Really? Yep.

00:45:22 What? How?

00:45:24 Well, I reconnected with my pops out west.

00:45:26 He hired me as a-- Come on in.

00:45:28 What? He hired me as a security analyst.

00:45:30 So I'll be flying back and forth a lot,

00:45:32 but I think it's worth it, right?

00:45:34 What exactly are you doing?

00:45:36 So I'll be going into businesses

00:45:38 and assessing their weaknesses.

00:45:40 Oh, yeah, right over there, boys. Thank you.

00:45:42 Thank you.

00:45:44 Yeah, so I go into companies, and I help them.

00:45:46 I teach them how to, you know, improve their security,

00:45:48 prevent crime, things like that.

00:45:50 Really? Yeah.

00:45:52 When do I get to meet him?

00:45:54 Well, you know, he doesn't really believe

00:45:56 in the whole living together before marriage thing.

00:45:59 He thinks we're sinners.

00:46:01 He's kind of a commie that way.

00:46:03 So when are we gonna get married?

00:46:05 Uh...

00:46:08 I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

00:46:10 [laughing]

00:46:12 Is this real wood?

00:46:14 You're very fast when you look through it.

00:46:25 I mean, it's a lot of work going into that.

00:46:27 Mm-hmm.

00:46:29 Just saying.

00:46:31 Definitely well put together.

00:46:35 It is. It is, yeah.

00:46:37 And you know these guys, they keep popping up like ants.

00:46:39 So that gives us the resources that we need

00:46:41 so we can tail them to their fences.

00:46:43 I mean, we have to prove the source, right?

00:46:45 I get that.

00:46:47 It's just there's not enough in the budget to fund this.

00:46:49 We'll cut corners, okay? We have no issue with that.

00:46:51 Even then...

00:46:53 You don't have to pay us overtime.

00:46:55 It's fine.

00:46:57 Maybe if we had a bigger success rate ahead of time,

00:47:00 this would be a lot easier to sell to the boys upstairs.

00:47:02 That's what's gonna give us the bigger rate

00:47:04 and make you look even more like the rock star

00:47:06 than you already are.

00:47:08 Okay, remember why we got into this, okay?

00:47:10 Let's do that. And we can only do that if we do this.

00:47:13 Okay, just pass it on. They say no, they say no.

00:47:17 I don't bring it up again.

00:47:21 If I pass this on...

00:47:24 You'll leave?

00:47:27 Up, up, up, up, up.

00:47:29 Promise?

00:47:31 I promise. See that record? I'm a fucking rock star.

00:47:33 Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, stress.

00:47:35 That's business 101, mutt.

00:47:37 Since you can't really get a bank loan to rob a bank,

00:47:39 I was gonna have to find a different kind of credit union.

00:47:42 And because I like to spend faster than I could steal,

00:47:45 I was gonna need an appointment pretty soon.

00:47:47 ♪ Kama, kama, kama, kama, kama, kameleon ♪

00:47:51 ♪ You come and go ♪

00:47:54 ♪ You come and go ♪

00:47:57 ♪ I love music because the life I live ♪

00:48:01 ♪ Let go and breathe ♪

00:48:04 ♪ Let go and breathe ♪

00:48:06 Look at this shit.

00:48:08 An entire generation robbed at real music.

00:48:11 Fuck.

00:48:13 It's just a fucking sideshow to distract you

00:48:15 from the fact that the music actually sucks.

00:48:17 I mean, guys like Sinatra, Armstrong,

00:48:20 fucking even Lennon, you know?

00:48:22 They didn't fuck about with any of that.

00:48:25 I was nosebleeds at Carnegie Hall in '74.

00:48:28 Sinatra was so far away,

00:48:30 you couldn't even tell what color his tie was.

00:48:33 But that didn't matter.

00:48:35 'Cause when you heard him,

00:48:37 then you knew.

00:48:39 Now, that, that was music.

00:48:44 I mean, what the fuck is a boy, George?

00:48:46 He's a lovely man who cross-dresses.

00:48:49 Times are changing, love.

00:48:51 Yeah.

00:48:54 See, the problem is,

00:48:57 nobody listens anymore.

00:48:59 It's like words don't matter.

00:49:03 But mine do.

00:49:06 More often than not,

00:49:10 it's the man's mouth that breaks his nose,

00:49:12 and it's your face, it's your fucking ears.

00:49:14 Simple.

00:49:16 Listen, my terms were not only fair,

00:49:18 they were pretty clear.

00:49:20 Don't be late again, all right?

00:49:25 Here. Clean yourself up.

00:49:27 Get out of here.

00:49:29 Fuck.

00:49:31 Drive safe.

00:49:33 Music was better when dinosaurs roamed.

00:49:38 Ugh.

00:49:40 Video definitely killed the radio star.

00:49:43 Where'd you come from? Who are you?

00:49:51 I'm, uh, I'm Robert Whiteman.

00:49:53 I want some, uh, capital for an out-of-town job,

00:49:59 and I hear that you are the guy that I'm supposed to talk to.

00:50:02 You're a narc, yeah? He's a narc, right?

00:50:08 He's definitely a narc. I'm not a narc.

00:50:10 He's a narc, right? No, no, no, no, not a narc.

00:50:12 This guy's definitely a narc.

00:50:14 Bishop, your nose, dear.

00:50:16 I want to show you something.

00:50:22 Come here.

00:50:24 They can come.

00:50:26 Where are we going? Right over here.

00:50:28 Over here? Yeah, right.

00:50:30 You see that bank right over there?

00:50:34 Yeah.

00:50:36 I can get in and out in three minutes.

00:50:38 And do what?

00:50:40 Rob it.

00:50:42 Bullshit. You want it back?

00:50:44 If you need money, why can't you just steal it?

00:50:47 Because I need more than the average haul,

00:50:49 and I don't want to be knocking over every bank in the same town that I live.

00:50:52 Three minutes. Three minutes.

00:50:54 For 10,000 bucks, I'll pay it back 20% over six months.

00:50:57 30% over five months.

00:50:59 Deal. Set your watch.

00:51:03 Hey, this is a Rolex, pal.

00:51:05 You got some balls, huh? Yeah, I got two.

00:51:07 Hey, hey, don't come back in the front door, okay?

00:51:10 Okay? Yeah!

00:51:12 Ha!

00:51:14 Is this really happening?

00:51:18 He's going to the loo.

00:51:23 I guess he must be nervous.

00:51:33 Ha! That motherfucker.

00:51:35 Is this really happening?

00:51:37 50 bucks says he gets jabbed.

00:51:41 Yeah, I'll take that money.

00:51:43 He's taking too long.

00:51:56 Told you.

00:51:58 [♪♪♪]

00:52:00 Fuck.

00:52:10 What the fuck?

00:52:17 Fuck.

00:52:21 There you go.

00:52:23 Fuck, there's money in construction.

00:52:25 Happy New Year!

00:52:27 Hey, three minutes and 12 seconds.

00:52:29 Come on. You're busting my balls.

00:52:31 That's the left one. Hey, sit down.

00:52:33 How many times you've done this?

00:52:35 Well, that would be my second.

00:52:37 I've been casing it for a while, though.

00:52:39 You see, in the States, they got armed guards

00:52:41 at every bank around the country,

00:52:43 but in Canada, it's like John Candy with a fucking mace.

00:52:45 Could we get a drink?

00:52:47 Oh, Linda, set us up with some Crown, please.

00:52:49 Got it.

00:52:51 Oh, Dave, can I have a minute here?

00:52:53 Thanks, buddy.

00:52:56 [SIGHS]

00:52:58 How many more of those do you think you can do just like that?

00:53:03 Well, I mean, there's...

00:53:05 5,890 branches across the country, so...

00:53:08 Oh, so I guess, hey, we're gonna be having a lot of drinks.

00:53:11 Hey, you got the money, I got the time, buddy.

00:53:13 I'm in.

00:53:15 Oh, thank you. Thank you.

00:53:17 Thank you, Linda.

00:53:19 Hey, to partners in rye.

00:53:22 Partners in rye.

00:53:25 [ENGINE STARTS]

00:53:27 Hi.

00:53:31 Hey.

00:53:47 Can I ask you a favor?

00:53:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:53:53 So the guy's like, "Yeah, what are you gonna do?"

00:54:03 He's like, "What are you doing with the monkey?"

00:54:05 You know, "You can't have monkeys here."

00:54:07 "Thank you." [LAUGHS]

00:54:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:54:11 I'll take this one.

00:54:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:54:39 What do you think?

00:54:50 You wanna take it for a spin?

00:54:53 [LAUGHS]

00:54:55 Oh, I got an idea. I got a buddy who's a banker.

00:54:59 I wanna play a joke on him that you can write.

00:55:02 Give me all your money, in French. Right?

00:55:06 [LAUGHS] He's gonna love this.

00:55:08 Enchanté.

00:55:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:55:13 In exchange for fronting me the initial cash,

00:55:22 Tommy took a small piece of the action.

00:55:25 I didn't always need him, but it was good to have powerful friends.

00:55:28 Yeah, baby.

00:55:30 You like it? I love it.

00:55:34 It's good because you got two more coming up.

00:55:36 Are you sure that's a good idea? It seems like a waste of money.

00:55:38 Yeah, well, not when you're ruining it.

00:55:40 [LAUGHS]

00:55:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:03 Hi, how can I help you today?

00:56:05 I'd like to make a credit card payment, please.

00:56:07 Great, how would you like to pay for that?

00:56:09 Cash.

00:56:11 I've been on a lot of these flights, Rosie,

00:56:16 and I gotta say, nobody sucks 'em down like you.

00:56:19 Cheers to that.

00:56:21 Have a nice day.

00:56:24 Hey.

00:56:29 Remember me?

00:56:32 You know the drill.

00:56:34 Thank you, Mrs. Claus.

00:56:37 Mr. Whiteman,

00:56:45 welcome to the Elite Flyers Club.

00:56:47 Congratulations.

00:56:51 [APPLAUSE]

00:56:53 [GROANS]

00:56:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:57:00 That's a lot of money.

00:57:06 [LAUGHS]

00:57:11 Well, God save the Queen.

00:57:15 Look at that, huh? Two sides to everything, Tommy.

00:57:17 On one side, you got the house.

00:57:19 On the other side, you got the guy who stole the cash to build the house.

00:57:22 I bet you'd like some drinks, all right?

00:57:24 Absolutely, thank you.

00:57:26 Partners in rye, huh? That's right.

00:57:28 Boy, this ain't just business for you. You really like this shit.

00:57:31 I do. You know what the most exciting part is?

00:57:33 When you're descending, your plane's at 10,000 feet,

00:57:36 and all you see is the world beneath you.

00:57:39 You ever case the bank at 10,000 feet?

00:57:41 I've done a lot of things at 10,000 feet, my friend,

00:57:44 but that ain't one of them.

00:57:46 Wanna count this?

00:57:54 Is he okay?

00:57:56 Yeah, Dave's a little overprotective.

00:57:58 Overprotective? You?

00:58:00 You lift your hands like lunchboxes.

00:58:02 Oh, yeah. I may only have an eighth-grade education,

00:58:05 but I got a doctor's thesis in street.

00:58:08 Which reminds me, you keep doing what you're doing,

00:58:11 the way you're doing 'em,

00:58:13 you're gonna be in the millionaire's club before you can say, "Stick 'em up."

00:58:16 Millionaire's club? Yeah.

00:58:18 That's when you make a mill off just one job.

00:58:21 A million off a bank? You kidding me?

00:58:24 Not a bank.

00:58:26 What do you know about jewelry?

00:58:28 What do I know about jewelry?

00:58:31 I know that people are attached to it,

00:58:34 and it's riskier.

00:58:36 I mean, money is money. It's got no characteristics,

00:58:38 but, you know, diamonds and watches?

00:58:41 That's personal. Yeah.

00:58:43 Which is why it's more lucrative.

00:58:45 I don't know.

00:58:47 Jewelry's like taking from a little guy.

00:58:49 A bank is an institution.

00:58:51 You don't take from a little guy.

00:58:53 You break him. You don't send him to the poorhouse.

00:58:55 Are you kidding me? You ever walk into a Godwin's?

00:58:57 These places are corporate.

00:58:59 They're smaller than banks. Less security.

00:59:02 You do one job like that right, you can retire.

00:59:05 You should think about it.

00:59:07 I would have to be a long ways from here.

00:59:11 You could always use your air miles.

00:59:13 And if that fails, well, you got one of these.

00:59:17 Oh, well, I guess size does matter.

00:59:20 T!

00:59:23 Oh, shit.

00:59:30 You're right there, honey.

00:59:32 Who's that? Ah, that's my daughter.

00:59:34 Your daughter? You never asked.

00:59:37 Baby, you know you're not supposed to be in here.

00:59:40 What, having the school burned down?

00:59:42 Come on, you're 16 years old. This is no place--

00:59:44 Come here. This is no place for you.

00:59:46 I didn't make you a minimum.

00:59:48 I'm not even gonna ask.

00:59:50 I can tweak the report.

01:00:02 Lower the numbers, make it a budget they can get on board with.

01:00:04 There's no point.

01:00:05 So that's it? We just quit?

01:00:07 We got it?

01:00:14 Well, I mean, unless approved means something else.

01:00:16 Okay, I know I'm a bastard. All right.

01:00:18 All right, look, I'm gonna need 20K in cash

01:00:20 so we can get all the fenced shit we need.

01:00:22 I want every single one of our boys in unmarked Renorex

01:00:24 and a big fucking state-of-the-art home base.

01:00:28 Well, I guess it beats the shitbox coffee shops, huh?

01:00:35 So what are we calling it?

01:00:37 ( door opens )

01:00:39 OPD, RCMP, all top of their class.

01:00:50 Can I get everyone's attention, please?

01:00:52 Hi, guys, how you doing?

01:00:54 I'm Detective Snide. It's B&E.

01:00:56 I'm not gonna give a big speech or a game-day pep talk,

01:00:59 but the fact is Project Cafe is your number-one priority.

01:01:03 Individually, you don't matter.

01:01:05 Your families no longer matter.

01:01:07 But know that if we catch our man,

01:01:09 every single one of you goes home with credit for the call.

01:01:12 Understood? Any questions?

01:01:14 Who exactly are we trying to call, sir?

01:01:17 Tommy K. Moves more goods

01:01:19 than fucking Simpson Sears down at the playmate.

01:01:22 Half the clientele being on his payroll

01:01:24 makes that place fingerprint city.

01:01:26 I want to know every person, perp, and prostitute

01:01:28 that goes in and out of that place.

01:01:33 We know Tommy. Diamond Dave is second in command.

01:01:37 ( knocking )

01:01:38 ( glass shatters )

01:01:39 ( panting )

01:01:41 Billy Bishop, junkie all around shit-heel.

01:01:46 But the last two pieces of the puzzle...

01:01:50 what do we have on them?

01:01:52 Working on it.

01:01:54 Well, work harder. Get me everything you can on these two.

01:01:56 'Cause ever since they showed up,

01:01:58 we've seen a lot less fencing going on down there.

01:02:00 And I want to know if they got something to do

01:02:02 with the bank jobs going down, 'cause it's no coincidence.

01:02:04 ( muttering )

01:02:07 Ah, shit.

01:02:14 Yeah, all right, I asked around.

01:02:16 Security analysts don't make this kind of cash, Robert.

01:02:20 Well, the good ones do.

01:02:23 Yeah? What about your business card?

01:02:25 The telephone line is disconnected,

01:02:27 and the address doesn't even exist.

01:02:29 What are you doing?

01:02:31 Look--

01:02:32 Are you selling drugs?

01:02:34 No.

01:02:35 Are you killing people?

01:02:36 No, of course I'm not killing people.

01:02:39 Well, I'm running out of options here.

01:02:41 Are you even working with your dad?

01:02:47 My dad's been in the can since I was ten years old.

01:02:52 The last time I saw him,

01:02:55 he was getting dragged off the front lawn in handcuffs.

01:02:58 I didn't tell you because I was embarrassed.

01:03:00 And what about your mom?

01:03:01 All that stuff about your mom, was that a lie, too?

01:03:03 No.

01:03:04 No.

01:03:07 No, that's-- that's the truth.

01:03:10 Look, before my mom left,

01:03:14 she would sit with me and my brother,

01:03:15 and she would just read to us.

01:03:16 She was really big on that kind of stuff.

01:03:18 She was super smart.

01:03:20 Then after my dad got locked up, she--

01:03:22 I don't know, she just checked out,

01:03:26 and she wasn't--

01:03:27 she wasn't really around much anymore,

01:03:29 and she'd always say that no matter how much

01:03:32 I changed my clothes or my shirt,

01:03:34 I would always--

01:03:36 I'd always be him.

01:03:38 Then what the hell is going on?

01:03:41 What are you doing?

01:03:43 Page four.

01:03:49 You're inside trading?

01:03:54 Lower on the page.

01:03:58 Look, after I got out of jail, I met you.

01:04:01 And I wanted to start over.

01:04:03 I wanted a home. I wanted a family.

01:04:05 I don't-- I'm--

01:04:06 That's it.

01:04:08 I'm sorry.

01:04:10 This is you?

01:04:13 Yeah.

01:04:15 You're a robber?

01:04:17 Yeah.

01:04:19 How many have you done?

01:04:22 I don't know, maybe...

01:04:24 30 newspapers worth?

01:04:27 30.

01:04:30 Maybe more.

01:04:33 Look, nobody's been hurt.

01:04:36 Except you.

01:04:38 I'm gonna pack up my shit, and I'll be out by tonight.

01:04:42 I promise.

01:04:44 So you're just robbing the banksters?

01:04:47 Yeah.

01:04:52 Yeah.

01:04:54 Show me.

01:04:59 So what are we looking for?

01:05:13 Strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats.

01:05:18 See if I can get in and out of there in a minute 30 and not get caught.

01:05:22 And the first three minutes after, I'll always get away.

01:05:25 Oh, there he is.

01:05:27 I love this guy.

01:05:34 Look at him.

01:05:36 So horny.

01:05:38 You've been here before?

01:05:39 Yeah.

01:05:40 Yeah, but only on recon.

01:05:42 So he's the weakness.

01:05:46 And the opportunity.

01:05:48 Wait, you're going now?

01:05:50 Yep.

01:05:51 Wait, you're leaving.

01:05:52 Oh my God.

01:05:53 Wish me luck.

01:05:54 What?

01:05:55 Oh my God.

01:05:59 Okay.

01:06:01 [♪♪♪]

01:06:29 Hey, man, you Carl?

01:06:31 I'm Carl.

01:06:33 Yes.

01:06:34 Oh my God.

01:06:36 Oh, did you drive the Plymouth?

01:06:38 Yeah.

01:06:39 I just saw somebody over there.

01:06:41 It looks like they were trying to jimmy something in there.

01:06:43 Yeah, it looked like they might be embarrassing.

01:06:45 [LAUGHS]

01:06:52 [♪♪♪]

01:06:55 [♪♪♪]

01:06:58 [♪♪♪]

01:07:26 [♪♪♪]

01:07:28 [♪♪♪]

01:07:30 [♪♪♪]

01:07:36 [♪♪♪]

01:07:47 [♪♪♪]

01:07:49 Where are you?

01:08:00 Wait.

01:08:10 What the hell?

01:08:16 Oh no.

01:08:18 [♪♪♪]

01:08:20 [SIREN WAILING]

01:08:26 Oh my God.

01:08:40 [♪♪♪]

01:08:42 What's he talking about?

01:08:52 Oh my God.

01:08:58 What?

01:09:05 What?

01:09:07 Oh my God!

01:09:09 Are you okay?

01:09:11 Yeah, you know, it's always a bit of an adrenaline rush,

01:09:13 but other than that, it's good.

01:09:15 There was so much going on. I didn't know where you were.

01:09:17 That means I did my job.

01:09:19 Look at that. Look at that.

01:09:21 This is wild.

01:09:25 Yeah, I know, baby. Look, I know.

01:09:27 I know it's a lot, but hopefully, you know, we can get through.

01:09:30 Mmm. Mmm.

01:09:32 Mmm.

01:09:35 [SIGHS]

01:09:37 So what are you thinking?

01:09:45 You gotta promise me something.

01:09:49 Actually, a couple of things.

01:09:51 Okay.

01:09:53 One, you never get caught.

01:09:55 Of course.

01:09:57 Two, you just robbed banks.

01:09:59 I mean, they've screwed over everyone I've ever cared about,

01:10:02 so I can live with that.

01:10:04 Sure.

01:10:08 What else?

01:10:10 You do this until we can retire.

01:10:12 And then we take the baby,

01:10:14 you get that beach bar of yours,

01:10:16 and we move on 100% legit,

01:10:19 you're done.

01:10:21 Deal.

01:10:26 [SIGHS]

01:10:28 Actually, you know,

01:10:37 you gotta promise me something first.

01:10:39 [CHUCKLES]

01:10:41 Oh, yeah, what's that?

01:10:44 [CLINKING]

01:10:46 Will you marry me?

01:10:59 [GASPS]

01:11:02 Oh, my God.

01:11:05 Is that a yes?

01:11:07 [CHUCKLES]

01:11:09 Oh, my God.

01:11:11 [GASPS]

01:11:13 All right.

01:11:18 One of the last two guys we need to ID.

01:11:20 Still nothing on him, huh? Not a thing?

01:11:27 Nothing. He's a ghost.

01:11:29 What about the other guy? Anything?

01:11:31 Didn't he drive the same car?

01:11:33 Yeah, they all do. They're like a Chrysler Fifth Avenue gang.

01:11:36 Tommy and Dave had one, too.

01:11:38 The other guy drove the same exact car, same plates.

01:11:41 Registered to an Andrea Hudson.

01:11:43 What's the explanation?

01:11:45 I think I'm gonna find out.

01:11:49 Someone's at it for you.

01:12:00 Oh, hey. Why do you say that?

01:12:02 You're still in disguise.

01:12:04 Oh, shit.

01:12:08 Don't get sloppy, kid.

01:12:10 [SIGHS]

01:12:11 Yeah, you know, I hear you, but...

01:12:13 to be honest, I've just been focusing on that one last job.

01:12:17 It's a big one.

01:12:19 And I'm gonna be going to a place just like this,

01:12:21 the Oceanside.

01:12:23 You got it figured out yet?

01:12:25 Well, not quite, not quite, but I have been casing out a place out west the last few months.

01:12:30 You know, this is the big one.

01:12:32 They call it the Big Vancouver.

01:12:35 You're naming your jobs now.

01:12:37 Yeah, Robert would have trading cards with his stats on it if he could.

01:12:40 That is actually a really good idea.

01:12:43 Bigger job? You know, you're gonna need a second man.

01:12:46 No, I don't need a second man.

01:12:48 Yeah, what about Bishop?

01:12:50 Come on.

01:12:51 That guy? No.

01:12:53 Yeah, come on. He's a good man.

01:12:54 Yeah, no. Definitely don't need a second man.

01:12:57 Come on, I got an investment to protect. You get a second pair, I'll make you work for it.

01:13:00 Tommy, I don't need a second man.

01:13:01 No, Robert, I insist.

01:13:04 Okay, you know what?

01:13:06 We can talk about this some other time, okay?

01:13:09 Right now, I gotta get back to the wife.

01:13:11 You got a wife?

01:13:13 Yeah, well, a fiancée, technically.

01:13:16 Yeah, I've had the ring the last couple of months, but I just decided now was the time.

01:13:20 Well, congratulations, kid.

01:13:22 Thank you.

01:13:23 Hey, the partner's right.

01:13:26 And your fiancée.

01:13:27 And my baby-to-be.

01:13:28 It's a package deal, all right?

01:13:30 Double fledge.

01:13:31 [laughs]

01:13:33 Well, how about that?

01:13:34 All right, I'm gonna take a piss and get out of here before she has my nuts.

01:13:37 Okay.

01:13:38 Oh, and I got something for you.

01:13:41 What the hell's that?

01:13:42 Karma Chameleon. It's a track one.

01:13:44 Yeah?

01:13:45 MTV, baby.

01:13:47 Oh, it's this George Boy guy. He's fucking everywhere.

01:13:50 What the fuck is with that?

01:13:52 Hey, detective. You finally here to throw down that warrant?

01:13:57 Nah, nah, just a deuce. Teabagging.

01:13:59 Well, you must really like this place.

01:14:01 [laughs]

01:14:02 The only thing I'll ever like about this place is the look on your face when I shut it down.

01:14:06 And that's just a matter of time.

01:14:07 Oh, time's a funny thing.

01:14:09 Let it run long enough, warrants expire, funding dries up.

01:14:13 People get hurt.

01:14:14 I'll light a match for you.

01:14:20 Yeah.

01:14:21 Choke aloof.

01:14:24 [whistling]

01:14:38 Oh, hey.

01:14:39 Hey.

01:14:40 Poor George man.

01:14:51 Yeah.

01:14:53 Yeah.

01:14:54 I am. You know, I think he's underrated.

01:14:56 I like him.

01:14:57 Oh, wow. Too much makeup.

01:14:59 Even for me.

01:15:00 I got a fucking eyeliner on here.

01:15:02 [laughs]

01:15:03 Yeah.

01:15:04 Looks like you're wearing eyeliner.

01:15:06 You're not?

01:15:07 No, no.

01:15:08 Be who you are, you know?

01:15:10 Yeah. Yep. Okay. Sure.

01:15:12 You take care.

01:15:13 Bye-bye.

01:15:14 Hey, uh, "Changing Every Day," that's on that album too, right?

01:15:18 Uh, I think so.

01:15:20 I think so.

01:15:21 Yeah. What do you think he's trying to hide?

01:15:23 I don't know, man.

01:15:26 I'm more into the tune than the lyric, you know what I mean?

01:15:28 Yeah.

01:15:29 Catchy.

01:15:30 Okay, then. We'll see you.

01:15:33 Yeah.

01:15:34 [whistling]

01:15:37 Fuck me.

01:15:38 Jesus Christ.

01:15:40 [sighs]

01:15:48 I think those two guys drive the exact same car

01:15:50 because they're the exact same guy.

01:15:52 He's wearing a disguise.

01:15:54 He's got fake skin and a wig and the whole thing.

01:15:56 Why?

01:15:57 I don't know why.

01:15:58 Well, let's run his plates in five hours.

01:16:00 Yeah, and call every costume and prosthetics place coast to coast.

01:16:02 [phone ringing]

01:16:08 John.

01:16:09 Sorry.

01:16:10 Hi, honey.

01:16:11 [phone ringing]

01:16:17 Yeah.

01:16:18 That'll be good.

01:16:21 District's been keeping tabs on various people,

01:16:23 various vehicles over the last few months.

01:16:25 I know.

01:16:26 One of our guys was heading back to the precinct past the 7-Eleven.

01:16:28 An old Buick was there.

01:16:29 They didn't think much of it, but they thought they'd seen it before.

01:16:32 Couldn't quite shake this feeling--

01:16:33 Okay, if there's a point, now's the time to get to it.

01:16:35 Right, right. Well, it turns out the car belongs to somebody

01:16:37 that we brought in for a DUI, then a failure to appear.

01:16:39 Okay, you screwed. I get it. Why am I here?

01:16:41 We wanted to talk to you.

01:16:44 [door opens]

01:16:46 Hey. Hey.

01:16:58 Our two guys are not only the same guy I saw at the Playmate,

01:17:01 he's also this guy.

01:17:03 That's Robert?

01:17:04 Yes, that's Robert.

01:17:05 Diamond Dave says he's off on a job right now,

01:17:07 something Robert's calling the Big Vancouver.

01:17:09 He's naming his jobs now.

01:17:10 What do we have left in petty cash?

01:17:12 Oh, come on.

01:17:13 I've got maybe 50 left in my account for a plane ticket.

01:17:15 Come on, cough it up.

01:17:16 All right, all right, all right.

01:17:18 Are you okay?

01:17:32 I need a bump.

01:17:34 Oh, my God.

01:17:36 The job is a bigger rush, okay?

01:17:41 Are you sure you're okay to do this?

01:17:43 I'm sure it'll work.

01:17:45 I know what the fuck I'm doing.

01:17:48 You need to keep your shit together.

01:17:50 I've cased this place three times,

01:17:52 and if it's done right, we'll clear over a million in there.

01:17:54 Everything before this was prologue.

01:17:57 What the fuck is prologue?

01:18:01 So, just take a look at these, right?

01:18:07 So, this is definitely him?

01:18:08 Look, like I said on the phone from your fax, definitely him.

01:18:11 And you said something about money.

01:18:13 Has he been back this week?

01:18:15 He came by asking about hiring actors.

01:18:17 For what?

01:18:18 I don't know.

01:18:19 Said he wanted to try something different.

01:18:20 Maybe directing.

01:18:22 Yeah, I'm gonna guess it's not that.

01:18:24 Call Detective Hoffman. It's fine. Seriously, it's fine.

01:18:31 Detective John F. Snides,

01:18:32 my guy's already got in the horn with your team.

01:18:34 Please.

01:18:35 It's all right.

01:18:38 I believe this man has come to your city

01:18:40 to rob a bank within the next 24 hours.

01:18:43 How fast can you get uniforms to sit on those locations?

01:18:47 There's over 670 banks downtown.

01:18:50 Well, the same places get robbed each time he flies into any town.

01:18:53 And I've narrowed it down to five.

01:18:55 He's done two in a day.

01:18:56 Maybe he's gonna up his personal best.

01:18:58 I don't know.

01:18:59 Can you help or not?

01:19:02 I'm gonna go.

01:19:03 Anybody got eyes on anything?

01:19:23 No, I got nothing.

01:19:24 Vegas.

01:19:25 [♪♪♪]

01:19:27 We're all looking for something big and different, right?

01:19:34 Big and different.

01:19:36 [♪♪♪]

01:19:54 Great.

01:19:55 Thanks.

01:19:56 Thank you. Take care.

01:19:57 Well, that should do her.

01:20:06 Hi.

01:20:17 What is this?

01:20:18 Four palms for delivery?

01:20:20 You can't put those here.

01:20:22 Why not?

01:20:23 Because we didn't order them.

01:20:24 Somebody ordered them.

01:20:25 We got anybody posted at the mall?

01:20:27 Let's see.

01:20:43 I think I'll take one of everything.

01:20:45 No.

01:20:47 No.

01:20:51 [♪♪♪]

01:20:53 No.

01:20:56 Open up!

01:20:59 Christ.

01:21:00 Are you serious?

01:21:02 Anyone else see this?

01:21:04 Yeah, someone ordered them. Sure.

01:21:05 I did not.

01:21:06 This is Godwin's, right?

01:21:08 It says, yes, this is Godwin's.

01:21:10 Well, then, they're in the right place.

01:21:12 Do me a favor.

01:21:13 Run the plates on that van.

01:21:15 Hey!

01:21:17 Handle him.

01:21:18 [♪♪♪]

01:21:20 Goddamn it, okay?

01:21:24 Come on, come on, come on, come on.

01:21:25 Your demeanor is incredibly unprofessional.

01:21:27 Hey, you, get on the ground.

01:21:30 Get the fuck on the ground!

01:21:32 Get on the ground now!

01:21:33 Hey, settle down.

01:21:35 Easy.

01:21:37 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

01:21:40 Where's the front door?

01:21:44 [♪♪♪]

01:21:46 There you go.

01:22:03 All of it, all of it, all of it, all of it.

01:22:05 Robert!

01:22:09 I think we've got company.

01:22:11 [♪♪♪]

01:22:13 Get over here.

01:22:14 You're setting my name, you idiot.

01:22:18 Come on.

01:22:19 [♪♪♪]

01:22:25 You did great.

01:22:27 [♪♪♪]

01:22:35 [♪♪♪]

01:22:37 Fuck, he's not robbing our bank!

01:22:46 He's at the Godwins at the mall!

01:22:48 Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

01:22:54 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:23:00 Settle down.

01:23:01 Don't run.

01:23:03 [♪♪♪]

01:23:05 Hey, watch it.

01:23:17 Hey!

01:23:23 I got two possible suspects moving north of the mall.

01:23:30 Through coveralls.

01:23:31 Don't move!

01:23:33 Hands up!

01:23:34 Hands up! Turn around!

01:23:36 It's Knights.

01:23:42 Yeah, I think I see him.

01:23:43 Other side of the mall.

01:23:44 Yeah.

01:23:46 I got him.

01:23:49 They're heading for the west entrance.

01:23:50 No, no, no.

01:23:52 I got two over here heading east.

01:23:53 Shit.

01:23:57 Can we take them all?

01:23:58 [♪♪♪]

01:24:00 Go after the two that don't run.

01:24:04 [♪♪♪]

01:24:10 [♪♪♪]

01:24:12 Go, go.

01:24:30 [♪♪♪]

01:24:32 Shit.

01:24:34 [♪♪♪]

01:24:38 [♪♪♪]

01:24:40 Check that door.

01:24:41 Fuck.

01:24:42 I fucked up. I said your name.

01:24:43 Shut up and deal with the door.

01:24:45 Shit.

01:24:49 Shit.

01:25:00 What?

01:25:01 I forgot the gun.

01:25:02 What?

01:25:04 You did what?

01:25:06 I must have left it in the store.

01:25:08 I remember moving so fast, I panicked.

01:25:10 What is wrong with you, dude?

01:25:12 Time's up, Robbie.

01:25:13 Time's up.

01:25:19 You shoot me, you don't recover anything.

01:25:28 You still need evidence.

01:25:31 You're kind of exhibit A, buddy.

01:25:33 No.

01:25:34 You and I both know that you don't have enough to hold me.

01:25:37 No, don't do it.

01:25:41 Hey, let's pick this up another time.

01:25:43 No, no, no.

01:25:44 Hey, hey, hey.

01:25:45 Don't, don't.

01:25:46 Hey, hey, hey.

01:25:47 Hey, dumbass.

01:25:51 Damn it.

01:26:03 No.

01:26:04 Hello?

01:26:14 Pack your bags, baby.

01:26:16 For real?

01:26:18 For real.

01:26:19 Check the top dresser drawer.

01:26:21 No.

01:26:24 All right, all right.

01:26:27 I gotta go. I'll see you.

01:26:28 Don't forget to pack your sandals.

01:26:29 I gotta go.

01:26:30 Okay.

01:26:31 Bye.

01:26:33 Cops will see we bought plane tickets.

01:26:35 They're all over the airport.

01:26:36 Which is why we're taking the train.

01:26:38 Take that.

01:26:39 I'll be in the bar car.

01:26:40 You make sure you're somewhere else.

01:26:41 See ya.

01:26:42 Goddess!

01:26:58 Movers are on their way.

01:27:00 We gotta go.

01:27:01 Movers are on their way.

01:27:02 We gotta go now.

01:27:03 Andy!

01:27:07 We definitely have to go.

01:27:21 Babe!

01:27:30 I got it. I got it.

01:27:31 Get a chair. Get a wheelchair.

01:27:33 Awesome.

01:27:38 Okay.

01:27:39 Okay.

01:27:40 There you go. Have a seat.

01:27:41 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

01:27:43 Okay, okay.

01:27:45 Okay.

01:27:46 Okay, just relax.

01:27:47 Relax, relax, relax.

01:27:49 You relax!

01:27:50 Don't break.

01:27:51 What a hazard-looking dog.

01:27:53 Oh, my God.

01:27:55 Get out of there!

01:27:56 Oh, my God!

01:27:57 What are you doing?

01:27:58 I saw the, I saw the...

01:27:59 Oh, oh, oh!

01:28:00 Robert!

01:28:03 Robert, woman up!

01:28:04 Okay.

01:28:05 Okay, stay with her.

01:28:07 Breathe, breathe.

01:28:08 Bear down and push.

01:28:09 Push.

01:28:14 And...

01:28:15 up!

01:28:16 Oh!

01:28:25 Oh!

01:28:26 Get with her.

01:28:31 Oh, my God.

01:28:32 Oh, my God.

01:28:33 Oh, my God.

01:28:34 Oh, my God.

01:28:35 Oh, my God.

01:28:38 Hi.

01:28:41 Hi.

01:28:42 It's okay.

01:28:44 It's so sweet.

01:28:45 You're so perfect.

01:28:51 You did it.

01:28:52 She's perfect.

01:28:54 Hi.

01:28:55 Hi.

01:28:57 Hi.

01:28:59 Don't poke her nose.

01:29:01 Just touch her side.

01:29:02 Hey.

01:29:08 Hey.

01:29:09 I'm your daddy.

01:29:11 Yeah.

01:29:14 I'm your daddy.

01:29:17 I'm your daddy.

01:29:18 [choking]

01:29:20 [indistinct radio chatter]

01:29:30 [gunshots]

01:29:45 [footsteps]

01:29:47 Where the hell is everything?

01:29:53 It's gone.

01:29:58 You gotta be fucking kidding me.

01:30:00 Fuck!

01:30:04 While Tommy was fencing 1.2 million in stolen jewels,

01:30:10 the cops were chasing the shotgun from Vancouver

01:30:13 right back to Diamond Dave.

01:30:15 And me?

01:30:16 Well, when shit goes south,

01:30:18 I go north.

01:30:19 Robert.

01:30:20 What?

01:30:21 [door slams]

01:30:31 Are you gonna tell me what's going on?

01:30:33 Look, they're watching the airports and the train stations.

01:30:37 This... this is the safe play.

01:30:39 Tommy helped set this whole thing up last minute.

01:30:41 What about the plane?

01:30:43 What about the bombs?

01:30:44 Look, sitting there,

01:30:47 holding her in that hospital,

01:30:49 I don't know,

01:30:51 it's like I spent my entire life working towards something

01:30:53 like this idea of an escape,

01:30:55 this perfect oceanside life,

01:30:57 but... but with all this,

01:31:00 you two are the only escape that I need.

01:31:03 And like you said,

01:31:05 wherever we are is home.

01:31:08 Right?

01:31:09 Are we safe?

01:31:11 Yeah.

01:31:15 Okay.

01:31:16 Look, New Diggs, Newtown, right?

01:31:18 They don't know who or where I am, so...

01:31:21 Welcome home.

01:31:25 Oh.

01:31:31 Come on.

01:31:37 Hey.

01:31:38 It's not often you get a second chance,

01:31:45 where the universe opens up and says,

01:31:47 "Don't fuck this up."

01:31:49 But I was listening.

01:31:51 I was out.

01:31:52 Besides, in bank robbing,

01:31:54 they don't really have a "bring your kid to work" day.

01:31:56 (whistles)

01:31:57 All right, here we go.

01:32:10 There we go.

01:32:12 Jonas, we're home!

01:32:15 Come here, buddy.

01:32:17 I'm here.

01:32:18 Hi.

01:32:19 Ah, I know that smile.

01:32:21 You like that smile?

01:32:22 I do like that smile.

01:32:23 How are you?

01:32:25 How are you?

01:32:26 (laughs)

01:32:27 Listen, we still need to talk about that edition on the office.

01:32:30 Are we still good?

01:32:31 Yeah.

01:32:33 Yeah?

01:32:34 Uh-huh.

01:32:35 Okay.

01:32:36 Of course.

01:32:37 (knocking)

01:32:38 Oh, grab that.

01:32:39 I'm gonna go get our dinner.

01:32:40 Okay, okay.

01:32:41 Come on.

01:32:42 Let's go.

01:32:43 Hey, I'm looking for my friend, Robert Whiteman.

01:32:46 (laughs)

01:32:47 What are you doing here?

01:32:49 I'm just passing through.

01:32:50 Nobody just passes through, Pim.

01:32:52 Yeah, that's damn right.

01:32:53 Hey, she's putting the baby down.

01:32:55 Grab a seat. I'll get some beers.

01:32:56 Sure.

01:32:57 All right.

01:32:58 Hey.

01:33:05 Thanks.

01:33:06 You got it.

01:33:07 Oh.

01:33:10 There.

01:33:11 (grunts)

01:33:13 (laughs)

01:33:16 Having a toddler is like owning a blender with no top.

01:33:22 Her toys have toys.

01:33:23 Yeah.

01:33:24 You know, I always thought sweatpants were a sign of defeat,

01:33:31 but you actually make them look good.

01:33:32 They should stick you on a storefront.

01:33:33 (laughs)

01:33:34 All right, Tommy.

01:33:37 What are you really doing here?

01:33:39 You're not used to having any real friends, are you?

01:33:44 I just came to see how you were doing.

01:33:48 Yeah?

01:33:49 Yeah.

01:33:50 I'm good.

01:33:51 I'm good.

01:33:52 I'm real good.

01:33:54 You sure?

01:33:55 Yeah.

01:33:56 'Cause I never thought I'd see the day

01:33:58 when Robert Whiteman would be cutting his own grass.

01:34:01 Yeah, whoever thought that weeds would be my biggest problem, right?

01:34:04 Well...

01:34:05 You don't miss it?

01:34:09 Nah.

01:34:11 Nah, it's just a means to an end.

01:34:14 You know, the older I get,

01:34:20 I realize all the stuff I don't need.

01:34:22 All the stuff that when I go,

01:34:23 they're just gonna toss it in the trash.

01:34:25 Yeah, well, you'll definitely have the nicest trash on the block.

01:34:28 Thank you.

01:34:29 Yeah.

01:34:30 (laughs)

01:34:31 It's funny, I can't think of a single toy I ever had as a kid.

01:34:40 Probably because I never had much of anything at all.

01:34:44 Used to piss me off seeing all these other kids

01:34:47 playing with their toys and shit.

01:34:49 I had zip, but that was okay.

01:34:51 'Cause it taught me to appreciate what I earned.

01:34:53 See, once you know what it's like to have something,

01:34:56 well, then you gotta have more.

01:34:58 It doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor.

01:35:01 You're always gonna live to just a little bit beyond your means.

01:35:05 So you gotta know your limits.

01:35:08 You, me, we got everything.

01:35:13 Everything that matters.

01:35:15 All that other shit is just ashes and dust,

01:35:17 like we're gonna be.

01:35:19 So what are you saying? You getting out of the game?

01:35:21 Nah, nah, nah. Too old to grow up.

01:35:23 But you...

01:35:26 do not tickle the balls of the lion on the way out, kid.

01:35:32 Hate to see you get mauled.

01:35:36 [♪♪♪]

01:35:39 [♪♪♪]

01:35:42 [♪♪♪]

01:35:44 [♪♪♪]

01:35:54 [♪♪♪]

01:36:08 [♪♪♪]

01:36:10 Shit.

01:36:12 No.

01:36:28 I gotta do just one more.

01:36:38 One last one.

01:36:39 We'll find another way.

01:36:42 It's the only thing I've ever been good at.

01:36:45 There is no other way.

01:36:49 There's always another way.

01:36:50 We had a deal.

01:36:53 Okay?

01:36:58 Okay.

01:37:06 You're right.

01:37:07 We were...

01:37:08 It was a stupid idea.

01:37:10 You promise?

01:37:13 I promise.

01:37:18 I'll make a few calls in the morning,

01:37:22 and I'll see what I can do.

01:37:23 Okay.

01:37:29 [♪♪♪]

01:37:31 [BABY TALKING]

01:37:44 Don't be like me.

01:37:51 [BABY TALKING]

01:37:58 [♪♪♪]

01:38:00 Thank you, Ava.

01:38:01 [♪♪♪]

01:38:25 [♪♪♪]

01:38:28 [♪♪♪]

01:38:31 [♪♪♪]

01:38:33 [♪♪♪]

01:38:46 [♪♪♪]

01:39:15 Robert?

01:39:16 What are you crying about?

01:39:24 Come on.

01:39:25 Robert?

01:39:30 How are you today?

01:39:33 Robert!

01:39:35 Get some food.

01:39:37 [♪♪♪]

01:39:44 [♪♪♪]

01:39:46 Car's still in the driveway.

01:39:51 Whiteman's gone.

01:39:52 I think Andrew and the kid are still inside.

01:39:54 It's taken us this long to get this far.

01:39:56 I'm not gonna let him get away.

01:39:58 Any ideas?

01:39:59 [♪♪♪]

01:40:02 [♪♪♪]

01:40:04 [PHONE RINGING]

01:40:19 [BABY TALKING]

01:40:20 Hello?

01:40:22 Hey, is Rob there, please?

01:40:23 No, he's not. Can I take a message?

01:40:25 Uh, uh, no, no, no worries.

01:40:27 No, I'll call back. I'll call back. Thanks.

01:40:30 [BABY TALKING]

01:40:32 He's not there.

01:40:46 Got spooked, jumped town? I don't know.

01:40:49 No, no, he wouldn't leave without her.

01:40:51 We only got the TRU and the warfarin tonight.

01:40:55 We gotta make this happen.

01:40:56 He's making a move. He's making a move.

01:40:58 I'll call the air force. Call the train stations, okay?

01:41:00 I'll call the buses and the car rentals.

01:41:02 Come on, this goes down now or we start all over.

01:41:27 [PHONE RINGING]

01:41:29 Goddess?

01:41:33 Hi.

01:41:35 So, anything?

01:41:37 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:39 I got a...

01:41:40 Got in touch with an old buddy of mine who...

01:41:42 Uh, has a line on a gig out here.

01:41:46 It's a stale stuff, nothing fancy, but...

01:41:50 I don't know, it'll pay the bills, right?

01:41:52 When will you know?

01:41:54 Well, I'm supposed to sit down with him soon, so...

01:41:58 I have a really, really good feeling about it.

01:42:01 Well, I'm sure it'll be great.

01:42:05 Yeah. Yeah.

01:42:08 So, I should be home by like 4.30.

01:42:10 Can you pick me up at the airport?

01:42:12 Sure.

01:42:15 Yeah, of course, I'll see you then.

01:42:18 Hey.

01:42:19 You know.

01:42:23 I love you too.

01:42:25 Bye-bye.

01:42:28 [DOOR OPENS]

01:42:29 [♪♪♪]

01:42:32 [♪♪♪]

01:42:35 [♪♪♪]

01:42:37 [♪♪♪]

01:43:03 Okay. All right, let me know.

01:43:05 Nothing.

01:43:07 Nothing at the airport, train stations or buses.

01:43:09 I need...

01:43:10 We're not paying you to sit on your asses.

01:43:13 Go do something.

01:43:14 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:43:17 Pass me that over there.

01:43:30 Did you check the local airport?

01:43:32 Pem Air charted a flight out of Pembroke to Toronto.

01:43:38 From Toronto to London, credit card puts him there.

01:43:41 No wonder he was able to do it under the radar.

01:43:43 The son of a bitch has been using the regional airport as a hub.

01:43:46 [♪♪♪]

01:43:48 [♪♪♪]

01:43:50 So...

01:43:58 More beautiful.

01:44:00 Good afternoon, ma'am.

01:44:11 Hi.

01:44:12 Could you open up those drawers, please?

01:44:15 Go, go, go, go, go.

01:44:27 [TIRES SCREECHING]

01:44:29 This it?

01:44:40 Oh, shit, yeah.

01:44:41 Fuck 'em.

01:44:42 [♪♪♪]

01:44:46 Beautiful.

01:44:47 Oh, yeah.

01:44:51 There you go.

01:45:00 Suspect has boarded a flight at London International.

01:45:08 Aircraft is on the tarmac.

01:45:10 No matter what you do, do not let him fly, okay?

01:45:12 Do not let him fly.

01:45:13 [♪♪♪]

01:45:15 No, we're not gonna make it.

01:45:22 Look, there's too much at stake here for somebody else to call her.

01:45:25 Let him fly.

01:45:26 No, fuck that.

01:45:27 Trust me, let him fly.

01:45:28 Let him fly.

01:45:32 You sure?

01:45:33 Yes, let him fly, let him fly.

01:45:35 [♪♪♪]

01:45:38 [♪♪♪]

01:45:40 Okay.

01:45:52 Come on, now.

01:45:53 We gotta go get Daddy, don't we?

01:45:55 You're gonna go on a car ride?

01:45:56 All set up. Come on.

01:45:57 Okay, let's get you in your car seat. Come on.

01:46:00 Ah, that's good.

01:46:02 There you go.

01:46:06 [♪♪♪]

01:46:08 Please be there. Please be there.

01:46:34 Let's go see Daddy. Come on.

01:46:36 Let's go.

01:46:37 [LAUGHS]

01:46:38 No, you don't ever do that again. Ever.

01:46:40 Okay.

01:46:43 Okay.

01:46:44 I won't. It's done.

01:46:45 All right? Done.

01:46:47 Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

01:46:51 Look at this. Look at this.

01:46:53 How are you?

01:46:56 [GIGGLES]

01:46:57 [SIREN WAILING]

01:47:01 [TIRES SCREECHING]

01:47:03 [DOOR OPENS]

01:47:04 Robert?

01:47:05 Robert?

01:47:08 [BABY CRYING]

01:47:10 [SIREN WAILING]

01:47:12 [TIRES SCREECHING]

01:47:14 [BABY CRYING]

01:47:16 [♪♪♪]

01:47:18 [BABY CRYING]

01:47:28 [BABY CRYING]

01:47:29 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!

01:47:42 What are you doing?

01:47:43 That was fine.

01:47:44 What is going on?

01:47:47 What is going on?

01:47:48 Don't touch my wife!

01:47:49 Goddamn it!

01:47:50 Robert!

01:47:52 [♪♪♪]

01:47:55 [♪♪♪]

01:47:56 Let go of him! That's my husband!

01:48:00 It's okay, honey.

01:48:01 What do I do?

01:48:02 Everything is gonna be okay.

01:48:04 I want you to get off of me!

01:48:07 Stop it. I have a child.

01:48:09 Did you say that I have a child?

01:48:10 Please stay back.

01:48:11 What happened? You need to step back.

01:48:13 [BABY CRYING]

01:48:15 I'm sorry.

01:48:19 [♪♪♪]

01:48:21 [♪♪♪]

01:48:22 [GUNSHOTS]

01:48:29 Hey, get rid of the stale nuts and replace them.

01:48:39 Hey, detective.

01:48:42 It's been too long already.

01:48:45 It has. It has been too long.

01:48:48 Would you like a stiff one? Maybe a drink?

01:48:50 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:48:51 Today, uh, today I'm serving you.

01:48:53 Time. It's a funny thing.

01:49:03 [♪♪♪]

01:49:04 You're so serious.

01:49:25 You knew?

01:49:27 No?

01:49:29 You've been on the...

01:49:32 ...the force for a while.

01:49:33 You hear about the guy with five dicks?

01:49:37 His pants fit like a glove.

01:49:40 [LAUGHS]

01:49:42 I knew it!

01:49:43 I got you. I got you.

01:49:46 Hey.

01:49:50 You know what amazes me?

01:49:57 What's that?

01:49:58 You.

01:49:59 Really?

01:50:00 Yes.

01:50:01 Thank you.

01:50:02 You knew we were watching you and you just, you kept going.

01:50:04 I mean, what, you weren't loved enough as a kid?

01:50:07 Is that...

01:50:10 That is eyeliner, is it?

01:50:12 Well, maybe it's Maybelline.

01:50:15 No, it's...

01:50:16 You use eyelashes.

01:50:17 What do you say you give us Tommy and we give you less time?

01:50:20 Tommy's a businessman.

01:50:22 There's nothing to give, ever.

01:50:24 And you got nothing on me, so...

01:50:28 No, no, no. We ran your prints with the fads.

01:50:31 Oh.

01:50:32 Yeah.

01:50:33 Vincent Smears is a terrible name.

01:50:35 I mean, I can see why you went with white men.

01:50:37 Well, you got me.

01:50:40 You guys are good.

01:50:43 Okay.

01:50:47 I'll tell you more if...

01:50:50 ...you let me have a face-to-face with my wife.

01:50:54 She's not exactly your biggest fan right now.

01:50:57 Especially after learning your name isn't actually a white man.

01:50:59 Did somebody order a pizza?

01:51:05 Yeah, right here.

01:51:06 Thank you.

01:51:10 Here we go.

01:51:12 You want some?

01:51:15 No, I'm good. I'm good.

01:51:16 You sure?

01:51:17 Yeah, I'm good. It's all you.

01:51:25 Run the prints for the fads again and something will happen.

01:51:28 Hey.

01:51:30 How is he?

01:51:32 Cocky and arrogant as hell.

01:51:35 He grows on you.

01:51:37 Oh, and get me the wife.

01:51:38 So if your name isn't Robert Whiteman...

01:51:50 ...is it just asshole or...

01:51:55 Well, there are a few things that I may have left out.

01:51:57 Yeah.

01:51:59 So what are you, just a bank robber now?

01:52:09 Is there anything else you left out?

01:52:11 Hmm?

01:52:13 When we met, I had one thing in my life.

01:52:22 I believed in people.

01:52:24 And you're not going to take that away from me.

01:52:29 Robert, look at me.

01:52:33 You gotta tell me.

01:52:37 Was I a part of this big lie?

01:52:42 Was I in cover?

01:52:44 No.

01:52:45 You're the only real thing in my life.

01:52:49 I'm more me around you than I've ever been around anyone.

01:52:52 You taught me how to live. You taught me how to love.

01:52:57 You taught me how to trust.

01:53:00 And that's the truth. That's not a lie.

01:53:05 All right, well, that was pretty good.

01:53:11 I still think you're an asshole, though.

01:53:17 Also the truth.

01:53:18 Yeah.

01:53:19 I'm sorry.

01:53:24 God, I know that's never going to be enough, but I'm sorry.

01:53:30 I fucked up.

01:53:32 I fucked it up.

01:53:34 So now what?

01:53:45 Now what?

01:53:46 You should run.

01:53:49 Get as far away from me as you can. I can handle this.

01:53:53 Clearly you can't.

01:53:55 And you know what? I'm not like you, Robert.

01:53:59 I don't run.

01:54:02 I don't run.

01:54:03 How you been, partner?

01:54:21 You okay in here?

01:54:23 I'm all right. I'm all right.

01:54:24 Look, I'm sorry if any of this brought shit down on you.

01:54:31 Hey, they found you through me. I should be apologizing to you.

01:54:34 What kind of time they talking?

01:54:37 Um, like a 20.

01:54:40 I got up to all the robberies. They're probably charging me for two.

01:54:45 Probably be up at 98, 99.

01:54:50 Hey, you could probably do a better deal if you turned in the others.

01:54:55 Me alone, you'd be up in eight.

01:54:59 I don't know a lot about friends or family, but I would never do that.

01:55:02 You know plenty.

01:55:08 Travel well, bud.

01:55:15 Travel well, bud.

01:55:16 Please rise.

01:55:32 The court hereby finds Gilbert Galvin Jr. guilty on all charges of armed robbery

01:55:42 and hereby sentences him to 20 years in the Milhaven Institution, effective immediately.

01:55:47 Court is adjourned.

01:55:49 [Gunshot]

01:55:50 No one's born bad.

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01:56:19 Like anything, it takes practice.

01:56:22 And when you finally realize that home is not a place you stay,

01:56:28 or can even find on a map,

01:56:31 bad becomes that warm place where everything is possible.

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01:56:49 Until it isn't.

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01:57:01 [Screams]

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01:57:15 Say hi to your dad.

01:57:17 Hello.

01:57:19 Mom.

01:57:26 Mom!

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01:57:53 With a straight face, you can say you have no money left?

01:57:57 I can say it with a straight face, I can say it with one with a smile on.

01:58:00 I don't have any money.

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