Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Election Special | Comedy Show | 12th January 2024
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00:00 <i>Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya</i>
00:03 Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:07 Friends, if you are given a gift wrapped in trash, you will never accept it.
00:12 Remember that lies are also a kind of filth.
00:15 And it is often packed in beautiful envelopes and given to you.
00:19 What kind of envelopes are those?
00:21 Those are political statements and statements based on the issue of limits.
00:25 Remember these two words because the election is going on.
00:28 So whenever a politician tells you that it was a political statement,
00:32 or tells you that it was based on a matter of interest,
00:35 then know that he lied to you.
00:37 And lies are such a thing that should never be accepted.
00:41 And remember that they will try to call you a political statement
00:46 and wash away all their lies, false promises, false hopes, false dreams,
00:51 green gardens, all of them from their past.
00:55 And again, they will try to fool you the same way they did before.
01:00 But remember, there is no better statement than your experience
01:04 that can tell you what is good and what is bad.
01:07 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:10 Today, we will take you to a middle class house and see what is going on there.
01:14 - Oh! - The whole map has changed.
01:16 - Oh! - Aunt, the gas is not coming.
01:19 Where do I make the roti and salad?
01:21 - Haroon, the girls are watching us. - Yes.
01:23 I have cooked like this all my life.
01:27 Without fire?
01:28 Yes, I have cooked without fire all my life.
01:30 - How? - By talking so much, my brain has cooked all my life.
01:35 What are you doing? You look like a fat pomegranate to me.
01:41 You are just a useless talent hunter.
01:44 Okay, if you are making a wall, then make the door a little open this time.
01:48 I am not making a wall, it is always empty.
01:51 I am not going to bury it outside.
01:54 Salute, I live in Madinah.
01:57 When did I make it? It is always empty.
02:00 I have told you a thousand times that this is not a place for a bathroom.
02:04 By the way, you should listen to him.
02:06 Because I think his opinion is valid in this.
02:10 I mean, you are a family man.
02:12 I don't understand what you are saying.
02:15 I don't know how big the bag is here.
02:16 According to you, 80 shops are made here.
02:20 Do whatever you want, but don't make me angry.
02:22 You can do whatever you want, but you will always be the one to be blamed.
02:27 - Salute, do something for me. - What happened to you?
02:30 I am feeling hot, Haroon.
02:32 It is very hot.
02:33 Even if I apply some sun cream, I don't feel hot.
02:37 It is hot.
02:39 - You are Mrs. Vimal. - What is Mrs. for?
02:43 Cut the red color and see if it is hot.
02:46 If I didn't call my wife, who would cook for you?
02:50 - You have a daughter-in-law. - She is not here.
02:53 I was going to get my wife married.
02:55 She is also a cook. She won't kill you.
02:59 Call her. Tell her to come. She will also serve you.
03:02 - Shagufta. - Yes, mother.
03:05 - Uncle, you are a fool. - Why?
03:08 Where is Shagufta?
03:11 He is not Shagufta, he is Shagufa.
03:13 He must be working. He must have a new voice.
03:16 Do something for me. I am not feeling well.
03:19 Tell me, what can I do for you?
03:21 Make me some soup.
03:24 She is sitting with you and making Chinese.
03:27 - Call your wife. She will serve you. - Shagufta, come out.
03:31 - I am busy. - Where?
03:34 - I am in Rizai. - That is why you are making noise.
03:39 I didn't think so far.
03:43 I have brought desi chicken for you.
03:48 - I will make it for you. - Very good.
03:51 - I will give you fever. - Bring more chicken.
03:54 You are taking me to a place where I have to get a motorcycle.
03:58 - Give me some medicine. - It is seasonal fever.
04:03 Don't worry. It will be fine.
04:06 - Was it aunt Nazira? - Yes.
04:08 - She also died of fever. - Don't take it.
04:12 - I am not old. - You are old.
04:16 You should have gone back.
04:20 It has been 2.5 hours.
04:23 She is still not dead.
04:26 - Did you see my son Gauhar's mirror? - Yes.
04:28 All my works are good.
04:31 I am not getting any scolding from home.
04:34 - Do you know how bad I feel? - What happened?
04:37 - I am feeling shy. - What happened?
04:39 I have filled up the petrol tank.
04:42 - Then? - The whole neighborhood is spitting on me.
04:44 Are you sure?
04:47 If it is in your mind, then the whole neighborhood is spitting on me.
04:52 I am also a businessman.
04:57 - Don't you feel shy? - Mr. Arun.
04:59 I was busy.
05:03 - You should have filled up the tank. - It is expensive.
05:07 Why are you asking about the work?
05:09 I used to go to your house for 200 rupees.
05:11 Now the rickshaw driver charges 350 rupees.
05:13 - Where will I go? - Now you get the job for this.
05:16 Don't talk nonsense.
05:18 - How are you? - Son.
05:19 You go. I have to talk to my son-in-law.
05:21 Then I will go.
05:23 - When did I tell you? - You are not getting the right attitude.
05:27 - How are you? - How are you?
05:32 - You have come to meet me? - Yes.
05:33 Why did you come here without your wife?
05:36 She is also feeling hot.
05:38 Believe me. She is feeling cold.
05:41 I didn't come empty-handed. I came to meet my mother-in-law.
05:44 - Hold this. - Give it to me.
05:46 - What is this? - I am washing clothes.
05:48 It has been three days. I am not getting electricity.
05:50 How long will you take to wash clothes?
05:55 I have two suits. I will wear two.
05:58 - When did you come? - It has been four days.
06:01 - I told you that I came. - Why?
06:03 It has been four days. She came.
06:05 - Why didn't you tell me? - I just wanted to know.
06:08 I didn't even knock.
06:09 Your mother is also coming.
06:11 Someone get two chairs for mother.
06:15 Mother is coming.
06:16 Mr. Arun, there is a lot of pneumonia.
06:18 I have got her tested. She is absolutely right.
06:20 It's nothing. She will be fine after taking cold water.
06:23 - Really? - No.
06:24 You fool.
06:25 She is right. She should take cold water.
06:29 - Are you feeling cold? - Yes.
06:33 - Do you have cold? - Yes.
06:34 - Do you feel dizzy? - Yes.
06:36 It's fever.
06:37 - Get a stove. - I will get a pan.
06:42 Can't you get a pan for two kids?
06:44 Get a cylinder. I will cook food.
06:47 I will get it.
06:49 Get a foil.
06:51 He is a fraud.
06:53 He is also a fraud.
06:57 Why didn't you get it filled?
07:00 - Where did you get it, Mr. Arun? - Where do you fill cylinders?
07:03 I am not asking you. I have got a lot of work.
07:06 - Okay. - You have got a lot of work.
07:08 - I am saying that the election is about to start. - Yes.
07:12 Will you get any work after this?
07:14 We are doing a lot of business.
07:16 We are announcing in the meetings that we will do this.
07:19 We will bring the electricity down.
07:20 Where will we bring the electricity?
07:22 We will bring the gas down.
07:24 They won't let us bring it down.
07:26 They say 300 junts. We will give it for free.
07:29 - I have understood their trick. - What?
07:31 - They will say that whoever gets 300 junts... - Yes.
07:34 ...will get 600 and 300 free.
07:36 Mr. Arun, the people are facing a double burden.
07:39 There is no gas or electricity.
07:41 - But they are paying the bill. - I remember the bill.
07:45 - They won't let me finish my talk. - Electricity and gas are not enough.
07:48 Why will you not get it done?
07:50 I mean to say that the people should get gas cylinders filled.
07:54 They should get UPS and generators installed.
07:56 And they should pay the bills.
07:57 - The people are wrong in this. - How?
08:00 Imagine how happy you were when the rulers were giving you gas for pennies.
08:06 You thought that it would never end.
08:09 And this is something that will always come to Pakistan.
08:13 Gas was coming to your homes for free.
08:16 People used to keep their homes on fire all night.
08:18 They didn't hesitate to put the stove off.
08:21 Gas is so cheap.
08:23 You get a bill of 20 or 25 rupees.
08:25 And then you have the biggest crime.
08:28 Even the richest countries can't tolerate it.
08:31 You put all the gas in your cars and drove them.
08:35 Sir, I can't tell you. This is the state of gas.
08:38 Even the doctors don't tell you that you have gas.
08:41 And these days people use the compressor that gives gas.
08:47 That is cheap.
08:49 - But they have failed. - How?
08:51 They say that if there is no gas, will you pull it?
08:54 - Sir. - Yes.
08:56 - Do you get gas from your eyes? - Yes.
08:58 - And from your ears? - Yes.
08:59 - And from your eyes? - Yes.
09:00 He has fever.
09:01 Look who is outside.
09:06 You will know.
09:07 Come in.
09:09 - Come in. - Where are you going?
09:11 Where are you going?
09:12 Our leader is here.
09:19 - Our leader. - He is here.
09:23 Thank God.
09:24 You are great.
09:25 You are great.
09:26 You are great.
09:27 You are great.
09:28 - Why? - Your people are great.
09:30 - What is your name? - Naveed Lambar.
09:32 Yes, Naveed Lambar is great.
09:34 My mother is dying. You are saying that I am great.
09:37 - Your mother won't die now. - Why?
09:40 Naveed Lambar is here.
09:42 He will stay here all his life.
09:44 - Naveed Lambar is our.. - Just a minute.
09:46 - He is great in elections. - Yes.
09:49 - Yes. - Sit down.
09:51 - Thank you very much. - Sit down.
09:54 - How are you, uncle? - Yes, uncle.
09:56 I am fine.
09:59 - How are you, Ali? - Thank God.
10:06 - You tell me, uncle. - Naveed Lambar is here.
10:09 - Yes. - He is the election candidate.
10:11 - Yes. - You were standing last time.
10:14 - With your prayers. - You won.
10:16 Get up.
10:18 - Come on. - What happened?
10:20 - Come on, uncle. - Come on.
10:21 - Come out. - We have won so many votes in our area.
10:24 - But our brother didn't get a vote. - That's it.
10:27 - Sit down. - Yes.
10:28 - Uncle, do you know what happened last week? - What happened?
10:31 - The corona has been going on for 28 years. - Yes.
10:34 - The world was in lockdown. - Yes.
10:36 - What do we do? - There were many deaths.
10:40 Uncle, don't worry.
10:43 We will do something about it.
10:45 We have already decided.
10:48 - We won't vote. - Yes.
10:50 - Yes. - We will vote.
10:52 We will vote and we will also pay the electricity bill.
10:55 We have a cylinder in our area.
10:57 We don't get electricity for three days.
10:59 We will get the bill.
11:00 We were telling you that your cylinder is empty.
11:02 Is there anything to do?
11:03 Now that Mr. Naveed is here, it won't be empty.
11:05 What is wrong with your cylinder?
11:07 - It's a medicine. - Medicine is not money.
11:11 Do you see?
11:12 His face has turned red because of not getting the medicine.
11:16 There is no medicine.
11:18 Now that our leader is here, there will be medicine.
11:20 Uncle, you know what?
11:22 It's a part of our plan.
11:24 I think you are also not aware of the corona.
11:27 You couldn't get your shoes polished.
11:29 No, son.
11:31 I got hurt in my leg.
11:33 The position of your shoes
11:35 is similar to that of your leg from Lahore to Sahiwal.
11:39 I think he has gone from Sahiwal.
11:42 His shoes have shrunk.
11:44 Who will you vote for?
11:45 Our bad luck is on our side.
11:47 Your luck is fine.
11:49 Vote for Mr. Jamil.
11:51 He is not Jamil. He is Naveed.
11:53 Yes, Naveed.
11:54 Vote for the Jamil of the community
11:55 and the Naveed of the assembly.
11:57 Mr. Haroon, Mr. Chaudhary,
11:59 the election will be won.
12:01 The main supporter remembers his name.
12:03 He is not Chaudhary. He is a coward.
12:05 No, no.
12:06 You can't even be a Chaudhary if you win.
12:08 Uncle,
12:11 assume that your days are over.
12:13 Your street will not be your.
12:15 Your house will not be your.
12:17 You will have to bring a peacock and a peacock on the day of election.
12:21 The mark you have got is also of Naveed.
12:25 You must have got some electoral mark.
12:28 I have got it.
12:29 A dhol.
12:30 I won't get a pot like this.
12:32 This dhol looks more like a coin than an electoral mark.
12:36 We need to work.
12:39 A poor man should get relief.
12:42 Come on, everyone.
12:43 We are coming.
12:44 Look who is here.
12:46 He is here.
12:48 The days of elections are like the ones we celebrate every day.
12:51 Who is the head of the family?
12:54 I am the head of the family.
12:55 Sir, I am the candidate.
12:57 God bless you.
12:58 You are showing happiness.
12:59 You are happy when you win.
13:02 Yes, sir.
13:03 Candidate.
13:04 Yes.
13:05 Don't take too long.
13:06 It happens when the weather is good.
13:07 Sit here.
13:08 Sir.
13:10 No, sir.
13:11 You are the voter.
13:12 We are your servants.
13:13 No, sir.
13:14 Sit here.
13:15 Sit here.
13:16 You are always acting.
13:18 Your brother is my brother.
13:24 Jamildar.
13:25 Jamildar.
13:26 Brother.
13:27 I am Naveeddar.
13:28 You have brought a man with so much money.
13:32 Look, happiness is for him.
13:36 Electricity is cheap for him.
13:37 Gas is cheap for him.
13:39 Everything is cheap for him.
13:40 Because he is here.
13:41 You will also get some tuning.
13:43 Kangaroos are going to be cheap in Pakistan.
13:46 Do you know that?
13:47 Why?
13:48 Because there is no one who can make it cheap.
13:50 Mother, how are you?
13:52 I am very hot.
13:53 Go and get mother's medicines.
13:56 Wait.
13:57 You go and get the medicines.
13:58 Not you.
13:59 No.
14:00 Sit here.
14:01 Sit here.
14:02 Fight.
14:03 Let me know if mother takes medicines or not.
14:06 Medicines are available in the medical store.
14:09 You also come.
14:10 You also come.
14:11 Give me a cylinder.
14:12 I will give you a cylinder.
14:13 Give me a cylinder.
14:14 Give me a cylinder.
14:15 I am behind you.
14:16 What are you doing?
14:19 Wait.
14:20 It will burst.
14:21 Open it.
14:22 I will open it.
14:23 I will open it.
14:24 Go and fix the oven.
14:28 Oven.
14:29 Go and fix it.
14:34 Wait for a minute.
14:35 I will stay here.
14:37 He is making a washroom.
14:39 Sister, your stuff is going.
14:42 Put it outside.
14:43 Hello, brother.
14:46 Yes.
14:47 Is the LCD okay?
14:48 Yes.
14:49 There is a power cut.
14:55 Give it to me.
14:57 It is a new one.
14:58 It is a new one.
14:59 I will talk to her.
15:00 Please tell her that my mother is sick.
15:03 Haroon sir.
15:07 What?
15:08 The faster the work is done,
15:12 the better our country will be.
15:13 True.
15:14 I hope that she will be like this after the elections.
15:16 Okay.
15:17 I have to break your clothes.
15:19 Yes.
15:20 Where is it?
15:21 I have to break your clothes.
15:22 Take it.
15:23 Give it to me.
15:24 I am behind you.
15:25 Give it to me.
15:28 It is mine.
15:29 Hello.
15:30 Leave it.
15:31 Fight.
15:32 You take the bed sheet.
15:34 Fight.
15:36 Fight.
15:37 Wow.
15:43 All the work is done.
15:44 Wow.
15:45 Now, it is time for Naveed Lambert's vote.
15:47 Your washroom is getting ready.
15:49 My vote is final.
15:51 There is no doubt about it.
15:52 I have not made such a big one.
15:54 Naveed sir.
15:58 Yes.
15:59 Naveed, it is me.
16:00 Jamil Naveed.
16:01 Jamil sir.
16:02 Yes.
16:03 I need a car.
16:05 On the day of elections.
16:06 On the day of elections.
16:07 The car will come here.
16:08 You will get it.
16:09 Yes.
16:10 But why do you want it?
16:11 I will give you a car.
16:12 Whichever car you want.
16:13 I will give it to you after getting it done in Gujarat.
16:16 Gujarat?
16:17 What do you mean?
16:18 Our state is here.
16:19 But our vote is in Gujarat.
16:21 Our vote is there.
16:22 Yes.
16:23 Your vote is not here.
16:24 No.
16:25 No.
16:26 No.
16:27 No.
16:28 No.
16:29 No.
16:30 That means your vote is in Gujarat.
16:34 Yes.
16:35 Yes.
16:36 This is their reality.
16:47 It was happening just for the sake of vote.
16:50 It is a shame.
16:51 Not humanity.
16:52 Vote.
16:53 We will give you clothes too.
16:55 This is very bad for you people.
16:57 Leave it.
16:58 What is this?
16:59 What is this?
17:00 He is telling us that he has not taken it.
17:08 Thank God he has a red suit.
17:13 Hey.
17:16 Get up.
17:17 Get up.
17:18 Viewers, there is a small break.
17:23 You will get it after the break.
17:24 He is so high.
17:25 Believe me.
17:26 He also steals.
17:27 He also eats sweets.
17:28 He has sent everything for his mother.
17:30 I think his mother is just jealous.
17:32 Uncle, your son is a wheeler.
17:36 He is an addict.
17:37 You have not given him any good stuff in the market.
17:39 I have not told him that he is my singer.
17:42 What will he sing?
17:43 Welcome back viewers.
17:51 We have a lady with us in the break.
17:53 This time she has brought another son.
17:55 Let's ask her why she has come.
17:57 He is so high.
17:58 He is so high.
17:59 I can see it.
18:00 I can see it.
18:01 My son is a wheeler.
18:04 He is a wheeler.
18:05 Yes.
18:06 He is not a good wheeler.
18:08 Okay.
18:09 He is an addict.
18:10 He is a flight attendant.
18:13 He is an addict.
18:16 He also steals.
18:17 He has sent everything for his mother.
18:19 I think his mother is just jealous.
18:21 He has not given him anything.
18:23 He has not given him anything.
18:24 I have brought someone for you.
18:26 I wanted to see you.
18:27 Uncle, your son is a wheeler.
18:29 He is an addict.
18:30 You have not given him any good stuff in the market.
18:32 I have not told him that he is my singer.
18:36 What will he sing?
18:37 I started drinking because of that singer.
18:43 Why?
18:44 I can hear it.
18:45 Uncle, you can sell all the bad kids and buy a good one.
18:50 My sister is a liar.
18:53 I am telling you that I am a good singer.
18:55 I have kept my name in front of everyone.
18:57 Brother, what is your name?
18:59 My name is...
19:00 I am...
19:01 What should I tell you?
19:02 Turn off the camera.
19:03 Is this your name?
19:05 No, I have kept my name in front of everyone.
19:08 What do you call your mother with love?
19:09 Can anyone say anything to my mother with love?
19:11 If you are saying this, you are not an addict.
19:14 You are a fool.
19:15 Uncle, all the boys are good singers.
19:19 They are not paying you.
19:21 I am telling you that I am very happy.
19:24 I want to reach a new political party.
19:26 My children will also be fine.
19:28 If a new political party comes, how will your children be fine?
19:32 They will come with a new determination.
19:33 They will try to give something to the new generation.
19:35 Uncle, you should come after this determination.
19:37 Why do you give the new generation?
19:39 I am telling you that I am an addict.
19:42 But believe me, I have not given him any trouble.
19:44 You are good, handsome, young, and strong.
19:48 What have you done to yourself by getting high?
19:50 What do you do?
19:52 Why?
19:53 What is your condition?
19:54 Look, your cheeks are red.
19:56 I sell red cars.
19:58 I am a big fan of cars.
19:59 I have found a job in a car repair shop.
20:01 I have gone to Thailand and sold a car.
20:03 Uncle, I pray that you don't go out with him.
20:07 Why?
20:08 He is used to selling old things.
20:09 He is an addict.
20:11 He has taken everything from the bridge.
20:13 Mother, be thankful.
20:14 He is fine.
20:15 Your son is a doctor.
20:16 He is fine.
20:17 Oh my God.
20:19 Have some shame.
20:20 Listen to me.
20:21 I understand your problem.
20:22 We will take you to the rehab.
20:24 We will get you admitted there.
20:26 And God willing, you will be fine after a month or two.
20:28 I have been admitted 3-4 times.
20:29 I have been running from there.
20:30 Have you seen the Red Bridge in Mughalpur?
20:32 Yes.
20:33 Where the addicts are.
20:34 Yes.
20:35 They have come to the bridge to the trees.
20:36 Yes.
20:37 Son, you are young.
20:38 You have to do this.
20:39 I have seen them passing by.
20:40 You can't see the addicts passing by.
20:41 They should be around.
20:42 I went there.
20:43 I was standing behind them.
20:44 They were giving me injections.
20:45 Then the media came.
20:46 Then?
20:47 I don't know if it was social media or the real media.
20:48 Then?
20:49 They did it on camera.
20:50 I was in my bed.
20:51 I didn't say that they are my mother.
20:52 They were asking weird questions.
20:53 Mother, you have made the whole family proud.
20:54 Yes, I have.
20:55 They are putting a bed on my face.
20:56 But I am not going to do that.
20:57 I am not going to do that.
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29:30 This was a very bad thing.
29:32 No, no, it was a good thing.
29:33 You should have been like this.
29:34 She has migrated from Siberia.
29:37 If she had come from Siberia, I would have felt cold.
29:41 That's why they come here.
29:43 That's true.
29:44 That's true.
29:45 That's very good.
29:46 That's very good.
29:47 That's very good.
29:48 That's very good.
29:49 That's very good.
29:50 They don't come here to get wheat.
29:53 No, if I had stayed there, my body would have got used to the cold.
29:58 I never understood what you are saying.
30:00 Do you know that you should stay in Omayakon?
30:03 You will feel cold all your life.
30:05 It is the coldest village.
30:07 I don't want to stay there.
30:08 Do you know that it is so cold there?
30:10 They can eat bananas.
30:12 I have never heard of bananas being eaten.
30:15 They can eat fish.
30:18 Yes, and they can eat it a little bit more.
30:20 Greetings.
30:26 Greetings.
30:27 My name is Numan Shah.
30:28 I would like to sing a song.
30:30 Go ahead.
30:31 Should I come and sing?
30:32 No, no, sit down.
30:33 Come and sing.
30:34 What?
30:36 You were always close to me, even though we were not.
30:44 I would have seen your path for a hundred lifetimes.
30:52 I have given you all that I have.
31:08 Wow.
31:10 Wow.
31:11 Numan, God bless you.
31:16 You wanted to sing while standing.
31:19 I would have sung while sitting.
31:23 If I get hanged, I will sing my last wish.
31:31 He is saying that he has given you all his soul.
31:36 Don't be scared.
31:38 Numan, you are doing a great job.
31:40 Thank you.
31:41 Who is next?
31:44 Greetings.
31:45 Greetings.
31:46 How are you?
31:47 I am fine.
31:48 Where are you speaking from?
31:49 I am speaking from my place.
31:51 He is joking.
31:53 I am thinking of a serious poetry.
31:56 Wow.
31:57 Wow.
31:58 Tell us.
31:59 He is not able to understand.
32:00 Someone please explain to him.
32:02 How many losses are there in love?
32:05 Someone please tell him.
32:07 He says that you get loyalty in love.
32:10 He says that you get loyalty in love.
32:13 That's the thing.
32:14 Go and find it.
32:15 Wow.
32:16 Wow.
32:17 Wow.
32:18 Wow.
32:19 We will not be able to laugh for the next 200 years.
32:23 If someone hears such a poem, they will kill us.
32:27 He is not your acquaintance.
32:30 You didn't tell him that he is your son.
32:33 He is a serious boy.
32:36 He will give a chance to someone.
32:38 What a stupid thing.
32:40 Next.
32:41 Greetings.
32:42 My name is Maryam.
32:43 I would like to sing a poetry.
32:45 Please give her the chance.
32:46 You keep the tone same.
32:48 You keep the tone same.
32:51 You keep changing the words.
32:53 Wow.
32:54 You keep the tone same.
32:56 You keep changing the words.
32:58 Sometimes you change the style of love.
33:01 Wow.
33:02 Wow.
33:03 I have seen you everywhere.
33:06 You keep changing the house.
33:08 You keep changing it.
33:10 Wow.
33:11 Wow.
33:12 You keep changing the house.
33:15 You keep changing the house.
33:17 Next.
33:18 Greetings.
33:19 Greetings.
33:20 Greetings.
33:21 I would like to ask a question to uncle Goga.
33:23 Uncle Goga.
33:24 Uncle Goga.
33:25 Uncle Goga.
33:26 Uncle Goga.
33:27 Uncle Goga.
33:28 Uncle Goga.
33:29 Wow.
33:30 He is a brave boy.
33:31 My son, greetings to you.
33:32 Goga.
33:33 You should have taken him to the car ward.
33:35 Who told you that he is uncle?
33:37 Yes.
33:38 A melon catches the color of a melon.
33:41 Who told you that?
33:42 He caught the color of a melon.
33:44 Goga, I have seen this question.
33:47 Let me rephrase it.
33:49 I have seen that all the comedians, actors,
33:52 they have a teacher.
33:53 Yes.
33:54 Whether it is a spiritual teacher.
33:55 Yes.
33:56 Who do you consider your teacher?
33:58 First, I consider Mr. Mastana as my spiritual teacher.
34:02 There is one thing.
34:03 Yes.
34:04 Mr. Mastana is a very great person.
34:06 Wow.
34:07 Wow.
34:08 And Mr. Mastana had a different style.
34:11 Wow.
34:12 The way he used to fly kites after playing the flute.
34:14 Wow.
34:15 Wow.
34:16 It was fun.
34:17 Okay, so he was your spiritual teacher.
34:18 Yes.
34:19 Then he came in your dream and said, "Drink."
34:21 Did this happen?
34:23 No, I never had a dream in front of you.
34:25 What happened then?
34:27 Spiritually, I was his follower.
34:29 And Salim, what about your language?
34:30 No, sir, I was a fan of Salim in a ritual.
34:35 I brought a bed sheet, a mat, a pillow, a thread.
34:39 I don't know how he pulled the shirt.
34:41 Okay, then?
34:43 He came from the school and said, "Take me to your school."
34:45 But where do you rate Salim sir in your practice?
34:49 I rate him.
34:50 800.
34:51 We have a natural chemistry.
34:53 At least, we have chemistry.
34:56 Yes, okay.
34:57 People are watching.
34:58 Why do you consider me your teacher?
35:00 Tell me this.
35:01 Don't you consider yourself worthy of being a teacher?
35:05 He immediately got rid of his ego.
35:08 If you come to my house to teach,
35:11 my little kids will take care of you.
35:13 Trust me, I have no brain.
35:17 I can teach them right away.
35:19 Who is next?
35:21 Greetings.
35:22 My name is Syed Hisham.
35:23 I have a question for Salim sir.
35:25 Salim sir, why are eggs so expensive?
35:27 He thinks I have a poultry farm.
35:30 How much is one egg?
35:31 If you want to buy fresh eggs,
35:34 you will get it at a high price.
35:35 You can't buy fresh eggs from a tree.
35:37 He knows how rich he is.
35:40 He doesn't even know the rate of eggs.
35:43 Salim sir, tell me the rate of eggs.
35:45 Rs. 50 for an egg.
35:47 I will come to your house.
35:48 Rs. 50 for an egg.
35:49 One minute.
35:50 Rs. 50 is yours and mine.
35:52 We have a deal of Rs. 10 million for eggs.
35:54 You keep it down.
35:59 Who is next?
36:01 Greetings.
36:02 Greetings.
36:03 My name is Engineer Imtiaz Asad.
36:05 You are doing a good job in this time of inflation and stress.
36:11 You are making people laugh.
36:12 Thank you.
36:13 I have brought a cake to celebrate your show.
36:17 Wow.
36:19 Where is the cake?
36:23 Please bring the cake.
36:25 What? Is this a cake?
36:28 No, it's a magic.
36:30 Wow.
36:35 Thank you very much.
36:37 Haroon sir.
36:40 Yes.
36:41 Look at Agha sir's picture.
36:42 He is opening his mouth with the cake.
36:44 I think you have a picture of him.
36:48 We don't eat for Vicky and Gokha's picture.
36:51 Is this a chocolate cake?
36:54 Yes.
36:55 Wow.
36:57 It's a beautiful cake.
36:58 I want to cut the cake with you.
37:01 Wow.
37:02 He will cut the cake and say that it's beautiful.
37:08 I feel like taking it home.
37:10 Please come.
37:15 Hoshi aariya.
37:29 Sir, thank you very much.
37:35 It's a very delicious cake.
37:38 No, keep it in the car.
37:40 Is it an emergency?
37:44 Thank you very much.
37:45 Really humble.
37:46 Thank you very much audience.
37:47 Thank you.
37:48 Please.
37:49 Thank you very much Mr. Imtiaz.
37:54 Thank you for your love.
37:57 We will eat this cake.
37:58 We will miss you.
37:59 And you keep coming to our show.
38:01 With the cake.
38:02 Nowadays, everything is made of cake.
38:06 Sometimes bag is made.
38:07 Sometimes shoes are made.
38:08 Sometimes lipstick is made.
38:09 Sometimes cups are made.
38:10 Car too.
38:11 Yes.
38:12 Now he is 21 years old.
38:13 He made his photo.
38:14 Of his face.
38:15 Yes.
38:16 Then?
38:17 He doesn't eat anything.
38:18 He is still coming.
38:19 He didn't cut the cake.
38:20 He cut the cake with a knife.
38:21 Yes.
38:22 Children are hitting him with shoes.
38:23 And he didn't bring the candle.
38:26 Then?
38:27 He brought the petrol.
38:28 Today we have Enzo Bless with us for music.
38:32 Enzo.
38:33 And this is his song.
38:35 Please tell us about your song.
38:37 Sir, White Love is the name of my song.
38:39 White Love.
38:40 Agha sir has also made this song.
38:42 Which one?
38:43 Fat Love.
38:44 Your Fat Love.
38:46 The girl who is sitting in the centre.
38:49 You have brought boys?
38:50 Why?
38:51 Do I look like this?
38:52 Yes.
38:53 In Chinese movies, the girl who is like this.
38:54 She cuts the smoke and starts fighting.
38:56 Viewers, this was today's show.
39:03 Insha Allah, we will meet you in the next show.
39:05 Take care of yourself.
39:06 Allah Hafiz.
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