The New 3 Stooges - S1E01: That Little Old Bomb Maker
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00:00 [music]
00:16 Hurry up with that lunch.
00:23 Coming up.
00:24 [belch]
00:26 Watch me dig in.
00:28 No, watch me dig in.
00:31 And speaking of digging, there's plenty of trenches need digging around here.
00:36 And them enemies ain't gonna sit around on their hammocks
00:39 while you rockheads have a pink tea party.
00:42 [belch]
00:43 [belch]
00:45 You understand?
00:46 All right then.
00:48 On your feet and follow me.
00:50 A-ha.
00:51 Two, three, four.
00:53 Someday I'm gonna put a bomb in that lunch pail.
00:56 You've been saying that for two years.
00:58 Yeah.
00:59 How many times I gotta tell you never to open our lunch in front of the sergeant.
01:03 Hup, two, three, four.
01:07 Left face.
01:08 Hup, two, three, four.
01:10 Hup, two, three, four.
01:11 Hey, where's the sergeant?
01:12 Probably behind some bush devouring the rest of our lunch.
01:16 I say we stop and dig right here.
01:18 Come on, get busy.
01:20 [gunshots]
01:26 I want the new super bomb we're going to get.
01:29 Captain Chicken Flicker, make ready at once.
01:32 [speaking German]
01:34 [gunshots]
01:39 So, my fine American spies,
01:43 we were unable to capture your leader or your company,
01:47 but you will tell us where they are.
01:49 Now?
01:50 Now.
01:51 You dare to say no to von Wampf?
01:55 He even dared to say no to von twice.
01:58 Look at that.
02:00 It must be that new German dance they call the Kaiser roll.
02:03 [speaking German]
02:06 How do you like that for luck?
02:08 There goes our fourth for bread.
02:10 Come on, let's get out of here.
02:12 [laughing]
02:13 One turn of the lid and such a boom you're gonna hear.
02:18 [laughing]
02:19 It is orders from Field Marshal Tutin van Tutin
02:22 that super bomb must be loaded on the plane in one hour
02:26 for the surprise raid on Captain Eddie Chicken Flicker.
02:30 Captain Eddie Chicken Flicker?
02:32 I heard something.
02:34 Did you hear something?
02:36 Nein, I didn't hear nothing.
02:39 Did you hear nothing?
02:41 I don't know if I did hear nothing or I didn't hear something.
02:45 So I go now.
02:47 One hour, no?
02:49 One hour, yes.
02:51 Today with my new secret weapon, the super bomb,
02:54 we flicker see Chicken Flicker.
02:57 We gotta do something, fellas.
02:59 We have to find that bomb and blow it up before it's too late.
03:02 Yeah, we can't let them get Captain Eddie Chicken Flicker.
03:05 Not so loud, you bonehead.
03:09 Somebody here?
03:12 Von Vance, von sure right away by his office.
03:15 Oh, it's you, Adolf.
03:17 Here, hold this.
03:18 I go at once to von Vance.
03:20 Hey, a lunch pail.
03:23 I think it's pastrami.
03:24 This is no time for lunch.
03:26 We gotta find that super bomb.
03:30 Mojo, look, the bomb.
03:33 [speaking in foreign language]
03:39 Let's grab that plane and get out of here.
03:43 Wait for me.
03:45 [speaking in foreign language]
03:49 Gee, I didn't know you knew how to fly a plane, Mo.
03:51 I don't.
04:00 I'll help you hold the wing, but you better land this crate.
04:03 I don't know how.
04:05 Pull the stick.
04:06 Is this the one you mean?
04:16 [screaming]
04:20 Oh, what's this?
04:22 He made a bobo who made the bomb with the stick.
04:26 [speaking in foreign language]
04:28 That little old bomb maker.
04:31 What he used to be.
04:33 Me.
04:34 Don't forget to ride.
04:38 Got any more bright ideas?
04:40 Well, at least I saved our lunch.
04:42 Oh, trying to camouflage yourselves so I can't see you eating again, huh?
04:48 Always making with the fool.
04:51 Hey, wait a minute.
04:53 Yeah, we haven't eaten all day.
04:55 One turn of the lid, and I'm going to have me a little snack.
05:03 You mean it?
05:05 Wait till I get my hands on you!
05:10 [screaming]