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00:00 (siren blaring)
00:02 - We're the cops, we never fail.
00:19 The bad, bad guys and put 'em in jail.
00:21 - We're so tough, the crooks all go nuts.
00:24 Nothing can stop us.
00:26 (upbeat music)
00:28 - Except for donuts.
00:33 - Oh, I can't stand them motorcycle fuzz
00:40 and the biggest little pains whatever was.
00:44 I'll show them guys what a real life punk is.
00:49 - We'll show you what a real Sam Dunk is.
00:53 (upbeat music)
00:55 - Think they can stop me, well they're all wet.
01:06 I'm as slippery a dude as they ever met.
01:09 Baby, I figure these jewels are gonna get stuck.
01:15 - Over my dead body you bad old crook.
01:21 (hammering)
01:23 - You won't get me, no way I figure.
01:26 - Oh yes we will 'cause my hammer's bigger.
01:30 (screaming)
01:32 - That's your red red look right now.
01:37 - Don't hold your breath pal 'cause I'm cutting out.
01:41 That cop don't know what's coming down.
01:44 - I do too, bub, and here comes the ground.
01:48 (screaming)
01:51 - When you're feeling down and flat and thin,
01:54 that's the right time to go for a spin.
01:58 Check me out baby, don't I look cool?
02:04 - You look like a nerd you silly fool.
02:15 - Now this heap here is more my style then.
02:18 It's the kind of bus I go many a mile in.
02:22 Hey there honeys, why don't you climb in?
02:29 This car's made for real hot driving.
02:32 A real cool dude, you don't ask no driving.
02:36 - You're under arrest.
02:38 - What for?
02:38 - For bad rhyming.
02:41 (screaming)
02:43 - Here's one rat you ain't gonna catch.
02:49 I dig these limbers with a two way stretch.
02:53 Looks to me like my luck's still holding.
02:58 - Looks to me like the rear end's folding.
03:02 (screaming)
03:04 - And a one and a two and a one and a two-a.
03:08 If they don't stop then I'm gonna sue 'em.
03:12 I mean, after all I am a sewer rat.
03:15 (screaming)
03:17 I really give a hoot when you talk about loot.
03:22 When I do a job I don't waste time.
03:25 Just drop my hook and pull up my line.
03:29 And here comes a loot hook line and sinker.
03:34 - No way bub.
03:38 (screaming)
03:40 - Ain't I a stinker.
03:49 - Just what I need a big overcoat.
03:58 I'll hide all the loot that I can tote.
04:04 I'll drop everything in this whole store.
04:07 I bet them cops is behind that door.
04:11 I know they're around but I wonder where at.
04:15 Under the counter?
04:16 - Nope, under your head.
04:20 (screaming)
04:22 - I gotta steal something, I can't give B.
04:33 Wait a minute, I see something sweet.
04:36 This here's a new low and that's a real high.
04:41 - Well nothing bros, you're going to the gas.
04:48 - That's the worst kind of way to hit the deck.
04:56 Time to ship out and save my neck.
05:02 - Kidnap me now, they won't even try.
05:05 - Wrong again bruv.
05:08 - You're high and dry.
05:11 (screaming)