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00:00 A dot, a dot, a dot, a dot, a dot, a dot!
00:02 Okey dokey.
00:05 I'll shoot that double zero dipsticky cat fool with Pearl Finger McWolf!
00:19 Love ya, Pearl Earrings.
00:22 The Vroom's the name.
00:25 Vroom, vroom, the Vroom.
00:26 Spying's my game.
00:28 Pew, pew.
00:29 Uh-oh. We are imperiled.
00:53 Nah, not imperiled. Imperiled!
00:58 Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:00 We better hit the stoop.
01:04 You're gonna regret this!
01:12 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:20 Huh? Why not?
01:22 Because...
01:24 What?
01:27 He said, "I will hear you when you're done."
01:30 I can't hear you! Talk louder!
01:34 Louder! Louder!
01:38 Car phone. Agent Double O Droopy here.
01:50 Double O, you report back to London headquarters immediately!
01:54 Cheerio, Chief.
01:57 (SIREN WAILING)
01:59 Psst. Got some secrets for me?
02:07 Uh-uh.
02:08 Got a name for me?
02:10 Uh-uh.
02:11 What have you got for me?
02:13 Mmm...
02:15 Mwah!
02:16 Yahoo!
02:19 What was our mission again, son?
02:26 To get to our secret headquarters.
02:28 I say, it's jolly well time you two got here.
02:33 What? What?
02:35 What's up, Chief?
02:36 We've located Perlfinger's undersea headquarters.
02:39 Your assignment is to penetrate this fortress
02:42 and keep Perlfinger from flooding the world with bogus pearls.
02:46 Questions? What? What?
02:49 Well, I...
02:50 Oh, you stop pattling on and pay attention, you two!
02:54 This is our latest super-secret weapon.
02:58 Yes, indeedy.
03:00 It's your Double O 32 Destruction Captain Kitchen Whiz.
03:03 Just the thing to catch your goon-a-crooks,
03:04 spies, sneaks, villains, lawbreakers, rocketeers,
03:07 bad guys of every kind and description.
03:09 In addition to catching your thieves, your thugs,
03:11 vandals, bandits, counterfeiters, kidnappers, filchers,
03:13 thieves, and also slices, dices, purees,
03:16 whips, tumbles, spins, horses and plonkers.
03:19 Not a dollar in stores. It's yours today
03:21 for just two dollars, plus tax and dry cleaning.
03:25 The chief is a real motivator.
03:28 Now off you go and get Perlfinger!
03:30 That's my good chap. Silly my!
03:32 And all that Ross Brick...
03:34 Hi, Spy Guy.
03:44 Rock, get after me. You've got to hide me.
03:47 Wait a minute.
03:52 That's a blanket. You know what?
03:55 We're all in the wrong picture.
03:58 Oh, for crying out loud!
04:00 I knew it!
04:02 Why can't they get this stuff straight?
04:04 I finally get a good part and this happens.
04:07 Sorry, folks.
04:11 Soon I'll have enough junk pearls to flood the world with them.
04:16 But oysters only make pearls if they're irritated.
04:19 That's right. So I keep them really burned up.
04:23 I give you my brother, Shaggy McWolf,
04:26 the world's worst stand-up comic.
04:29 Good evening, ladies and shellfish.
04:31 I just blew up from the coast and boy, is my mouth tired.
04:34 Another lieutenant asked me for a bite.
04:39 So, I bit him.
04:41 Take my walk, please.
04:49 That's mine!
04:51 He stinks. But he can sure produce.
04:57 It's that double-o'ed doc, Droopy.
05:02 Oh, no. This time I'll torpedo that little twit.
05:07 ( bleep )
05:10 ( bleep )
05:12 (upbeat music)
05:14 (thud)