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00:00 (screaming)
00:01 - Me Tarmac of the apes, big, bulky, chunky, hero.
00:06 (screaming)
00:08 - Mr. Amy!
00:09 - Hiya, Tarmac!
00:11 (screaming)
00:13 - Me home, woman.
00:17 - And you're late.
00:18 Now you mind Tarmac Junior, I'm late for my aerobics class.
00:22 - Oops!
00:23 (screaming)
00:27 - Oh, he never parks that vine in the same place twice.
00:32 - Papa, how come I'm a easy woman and not a dog?
00:36 (upbeat music)
00:38 - All right, ladies, let's warm up
00:48 with Ping Pong's morning aerobics.
00:50 You know how I hate those lumpy parts.
00:52 - Yes, Pingie!
00:54 - Oh, good.
00:55 Now come on, girls, let's shake that cellulite.
00:58 Ready now?
00:59 One and two and three and four.
01:03 Get those tushies off the floor.
01:06 Five and six and seven and eight.
01:08 Let's make our tuppy thighs look great.
01:11 You're doing marvelously.
01:13 Nine and 10 and--
01:15 (screaming)
01:16 What on Earth?
01:17 (upbeat music)
01:20 - Gotcha!
01:22 - Help, I'm being eaten up!
01:24 Help!
01:25 - Ah, shut up, you big fry baby!
01:28 (screaming)
01:30 (crying)
01:34 - I'm just a little jungle hero.
01:37 - Let go, Ping Pong.
01:43 - Oh, yeah?
01:44 And what'll you do if I don't?
01:46 - I do this and this
01:48 and this.
01:51 (whirring)
01:54 - And this.
02:18 - I have just begun to fight, Tarmac.
02:21 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
02:24 thank you, Tarmac.
02:26 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
02:27 thank you, thank you, Tarmac.
02:30 - We make very touchy-feely girls.
02:36 - Ah!
02:39 Help!
02:40 Oh, I'm getting nauseous.
02:44 - Why don't you watch your back, baby?
02:47 - I'm too high up for Tarmac to save you now.
02:51 (screaming)
02:53 - Huh?
02:55 How'd he do that?
02:57 - High altitude run.
02:59 (gibberish)
03:02 - Get me down!
03:04 - Oh!
03:10 Who does your nails?
03:14 (gibberish)
03:17 (screaming)
03:20 - Gotcha!
03:22 - What is your problem?
03:24 - No problem.
03:25 Ow.
03:26 - Help!
03:27 Help!
03:29 Help!
03:33 (whimpering)
03:41 (groaning)
03:44 (whimpering)
03:47 - Hey, wait a minute.
03:48 How did you catch up with me?
03:50 - Tarmac Jr. used jungle swim fins.
03:53 It made kids.
03:55 Wanna try one?
03:57 - Eh, well, I guess so.
03:59 - Turn around.
04:01 (screaming)
04:05 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Tarmac.
04:11 You got the safe gravity.
04:13 - If I'm ever gonna get that gorilla,
04:16 I gotta get rid of Tarmac.
04:18 And since there's no beast alive that'll stop him.
04:22 Hey!
04:23 Who's ever directing this cartoon?
04:25 Give me a time machine.
04:27 I'll stop him with a stone-age beam.
04:32 (growling)
04:39 (whirring)
04:41 - Okay, beastie baby.
04:50 Two under shreds.
04:51 (laughing)
04:54 - Oh, hi there, short, light, and macho.
04:59 (growling)
05:01 (babbling)
05:04 (sputtering)
05:07 - I don't get it.
05:08 You was a horrible looking beast a billion years ago.
05:12 How'd you come out looking like that?
05:14 - Hmm, evolution.