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00:00 like a warrior with a necklace that carries the magic of Catawampus warriors.
00:06 To give you that wisdom of the creatures of the forest, we give you a ridiculously oversized
00:12 headdress with enormous buffalo horns, huge frightening warrior's mask to frighten away
00:17 your enemies, and finally, grizzly bare feet to give you swiftness of foot.
00:24 Your mission to prove your manhood is to catch the dreaded, elusive wraith of the woods.
00:31 Pile house! Now go forth!
00:38 So far this isn't going too well. Not well indeed.
00:47 And so, he calls upon Indian lore that has been handed down from one Catawampus generation
00:54 to the next, like the art of tracking. I said tracking, not snacking.
01:13 Ancient Catawampus legend say, when a mouse is faster than a cat, the cat should clobber
01:19 the mouse with an enormous log.
01:24 (Mouse squeaking)
01:28 (Mouse squeaking)
01:32 (Mouse squeaking)
01:35 (Mouse squeaking)
01:46 (Mouse squeaking)
01:49 This is an advanced tracking technique, kids. Do not try this at home.
02:08 (Music)
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02:38 When ancient Catawampus art of trap making and trapping fail, the resourceful, clever
02:44 Catawampus uses the easy to assemble mouse catching tipi.
02:49 Batteries not included.
02:53 (Music)
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04:06 A respected Catawampus wise man once said, "A cat who tries to catch a boulder with
04:25 a baseball glove is a stupid cat."
04:29 An ancient trick of an old Catawampus Indian is to disguise himself as a wild wilderness
04:36 beast. What better way to creep up on unsuspecting prey? Of course, every Catawampus warrior knows
04:43 the slightest noise could trigger a stampede of the dangerous buffalo.
04:49 (Music)
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05:00 Put your highly trained Catawampus ear to the ground and tell me what you hear.
05:10 A great wise chief, father of sun, moon and very little woodland creatures.