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00:00:00 All right, today is Monday.

00:00:01 It is November 13th.

00:00:02 Welcome to the Dog Walk presented by Barstool Sports.

00:00:04 Snake Draft Monday.

00:00:05 We're joined on Zoom by two guests.

00:00:07 We have John Rich and Tommy Smokes.

00:00:09 John Rich, welcome back.

00:00:11 Thank you.

00:00:12 Thank you for having me.

00:00:14 I'm very excited for this.

00:00:15 I am 1-0 in the Dog Walk draft history.

00:00:20 And honestly, Eddie, since you sent me the topic this morning,

00:00:23 I was planning on doing a lot of blogs today.

00:00:26 And I just did nothing but create a giant list

00:00:29 and waste all my time and come up

00:00:31 with about 100 different topics for today.

00:00:34 So if you want to have me going like 20 rounds,

00:00:37 that would be great.

00:00:37 Hey, John Rich, it's not a waste of time.

00:00:41 OK, well, good.

00:00:41 I'm glad.

00:00:42 You don't see that.

00:00:43 You're doing our show.

00:00:44 Our show's not a waste of time.

00:00:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:46 There's not many people with perfect records.

00:00:48 So if you're trying to keep an undertaker-like streak,

00:00:50 it's a good way to go about it.

00:00:52 That's true.

00:00:52 They'll definitely-- they're going

00:00:54 to look back when they're due when

00:00:55 it comes to contract renewals at your record in the Dog Walk.

00:00:58 Mm-hmm.

00:01:00 I actually hope that they don't, because our contracts are

00:01:03 up soon.

00:01:03 I hope they don't look at that.

00:01:05 Well.

00:01:06 Thomas Scabelli.

00:01:09 Eddie Ferraro.

00:01:10 How we doing?

00:01:11 How are you?

00:01:12 Good.

00:01:13 I don't have an undefeated record,

00:01:14 but I do think I've won like two or three in a row or something

00:01:18 that I've been on.

00:01:19 So a lot of pressure on me, too.

00:01:20 And as having been the reputation

00:01:23 of one of the manliest guys in the office,

00:01:24 I think even more so pressure on my shoulders.

00:01:27 You did knock that guy out.

00:01:28 Yeah, you fucked him up.

00:01:29 I did knock-- so--

00:01:31 oh, yeah, I don't want to get into tip picking.

00:01:33 I know I don't want to, but--

00:01:35 Yeah.

00:01:35 Some-- yeah, fighting--

00:01:39 I have what I'm hoping to get to.

00:01:41 We can just go out and say that's kind of manly, Tommy.

00:01:43 I was going to say fighting's kind of gay.

00:01:44 I think that fighting's a little--

00:01:48 it's a little womanly to fight.

00:01:49 You know what?

00:01:52 As much as I love Tommy, he is tipping too many picks

00:01:55 right now because my number one pick

00:01:57 was going to be calling things gay.

00:01:59 That's just as manly as it can get.

00:02:02 Like, that guy's fucking gay.

00:02:05 That was an unintentional tip, and you guys

00:02:07 told me to tip the other.

00:02:08 So whatever.

00:02:09 Hey, let's just get in.

00:02:10 Yeah.

00:02:11 We should know, too, though, Tommy.

00:02:13 Usually, you do do well on these.

00:02:15 You're good at these.

00:02:17 But typically, like, it's awkward situations,

00:02:20 or they're slanted towards you a lot.

00:02:22 What are you trying to say?

00:02:24 Yeah.

00:02:25 You're saying I can't be a man?

00:02:26 Well, jury's out.

00:02:28 Look, I'm going to get--

00:02:29 I'm getting into the mind of, like, a typical moron man

00:02:33 for this one.

00:02:34 Yeah, that's what I'm doing, too.

00:02:35 Do you have anybody in mind that you're trying to--

00:02:37 Literally, every pick, I was like, yeah, White Sox,

00:02:39 David, like, that's smart.

00:02:42 Because I exude manliness.

00:02:44 I agree.

00:02:45 Yeah.

00:02:45 OK.

00:02:46 Eddie, me and Tommy were on the dog walk before,

00:02:49 and we broke down Rambo.

00:02:51 Oh, that's right.

00:02:52 That's right.

00:02:53 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

00:02:54 I'm actually pissed you guys didn't include me on that one,

00:02:56 because I've never seen Rambo either.

00:02:58 Just dudes watching Rambo.

00:03:00 That's right.

00:03:01 Guy stuff.

00:03:02 Yeah.

00:03:03 Yeah, man stuff.

00:03:03 Yeah.

00:03:04 All right, then.

00:03:05 We can hop into it.

00:03:06 Manly things.

00:03:07 Let's do the order.

00:03:08 John Rich, Harry has one through five behind his back.

00:03:11 What number is it?

00:03:13 One.

00:03:14 No.

00:03:15 Oh, whoops.

00:03:16 Oh, good.

00:03:16 I've been trying to get the camera.

00:03:18 Harry, I mean, we might need to bring Mackenzie back, even

00:03:21 though she messed up, too.

00:03:22 Yeah.

00:03:23 All right, so what'd you say, John?

00:03:25 He said one, and it was incorrect.

00:03:27 All right.

00:03:28 Tommy did see it, then, too.

00:03:30 Tommy did see it.

00:03:30 All right, so we're going to--

00:03:31 Yeah, I saw it.

00:03:32 All right, John Rich, one through five.

00:03:34 What number is it?

00:03:35 One.

00:03:36 No.

00:03:37 Tommy?

00:03:38 Two.

00:03:39 Yes.

00:03:41 All right, what number?

00:03:41 I'll go third.

00:03:44 All right, one through four, Chief.

00:03:47 One.

00:03:48 Yes.

00:03:49 I'll go first overall.

00:03:51 Wow.

00:03:52 One through three, White Sox Dave.

00:03:54 Two.

00:03:55 Yes.

00:03:57 I'll go fourth overall.

00:04:01 Cool.

00:04:02 One or two to me.

00:04:03 I'll say one.

00:04:04 No.

00:04:05 John?

00:04:08 Two.

00:04:09 All right, two or five, do you want?

00:04:12 I'll take two.

00:04:13 All right.

00:04:13 You know it's underrated that I'm just realizing

00:04:17 that you're a two-name guy.

00:04:18 Has anyone said that to you yet?

00:04:21 I've heard that, yeah, my whole life.

00:04:22 I've been John Rich.

00:04:24 It rolls off the tongue.

00:04:25 Yeah, it does.

00:04:25 It's easy.

00:04:26 That's pretty solid, John.

00:04:27 I'll be honest.

00:04:28 I honestly kind of didn't want to use my real name to work here,

00:04:31 but it just fits well.

00:04:33 I wish I could go back in time and just use my real name.

00:04:36 I do as well.

00:04:38 You do have your real name.

00:04:39 You kind of do.

00:04:40 Yeah.

00:04:40 But people always call me White Sox Dave.

00:04:43 I don't want to be associated with that fucking loser

00:04:45 organization.

00:04:47 Fair there.

00:04:48 It hurts my brand.

00:04:51 Laugh at my joke, Tommy.

00:04:54 It does.

00:04:55 Yeah, it does.

00:04:55 Yeah, thank you.

00:04:56 You see?

00:04:57 You see?

00:04:57 That's bullshit.

00:04:59 All right, before we get into it,

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00:05:14 The best way to start your day is with a Roback hoodie.

00:05:17 They are so soft that you will want to wear them.

00:05:19 Commando.

00:05:19 Hey, you should get William Williams a Roback hoodie.

00:05:23 He would like that, you know that?

00:05:24 I think I might do that for Christmas or something.

00:05:26 That's what I'm saying.

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00:05:35 I love a crew neck.

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00:05:43 Oh, there it is.

00:05:43 Look at that.

00:05:44 Are you getting some joggers?

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00:05:45 I'm getting the joggers.

00:05:46 I'm getting the performance crew.

00:05:48 It's going to--

00:05:49 I'm going to be set for the fall.

00:05:50 I haven't taken these joggers off the entire week.

00:05:53 No one's even said a word because they just look good.

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00:06:10 You just kind of get in that subtle nod.

00:06:12 Actually, you kind of do.

00:06:13 The people that I see walking up, that guy, he knows style.

00:06:17 I'm not comfortable in my own skin

00:06:19 enough to necessarily give him an eye contact nod.

00:06:23 However, I do make a mental note that that guy knows what's up.

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00:06:52 I don't know what they're thinking.

00:06:53 Chief, you're up.

00:06:55 Taking smoking cigars.

00:06:56 I feel like that is one of the coolest things,

00:06:59 the manliest things.

00:07:00 I feel like you very seldom see women smoking cigars.

00:07:02 It's just kind of a thing for the fellas.

00:07:05 Golf course, outside, porch.

00:07:07 I'm not even a big cigar guy.

00:07:09 But any time someone offers me one,

00:07:11 I take it because I want to feel more like a man.

00:07:14 We did a golf outing with Joel Quenville a few summers ago.

00:07:18 That guy with his mustache, his gravelly voice,

00:07:22 he to me is one of the manliest men

00:07:24 I've ever come in contact with.

00:07:27 Smoking cigars is very manly.

00:07:28 Thoughts?

00:07:32 Yeah, I like that pick.

00:07:33 That was on my list.

00:07:33 I actually do like smoking cigars quite a bit.

00:07:36 I don't love how it stenches your clothes with a smell

00:07:41 for weeks to come.

00:07:42 But I do Fordham Pussy Patrol back in college, Saturday

00:07:45 nights.

00:07:46 We go Italian dinner on Arthur.

00:07:47 Then we'd have a little cappuccino.

00:07:49 And then we'd cap it off with a cigar.

00:07:51 The cigar lounge, we'd play some chess.

00:07:53 So I do like cigars.

00:07:55 It's one of the few traditionally manly things

00:07:58 that I like to do.

00:08:00 Wow, Fordham Pussy Patrol had a nice little--

00:08:02 Yeah, that's a hell of a routine.

00:08:04 Have you ever puked from a cigar, Tommy?

00:08:07 Ever what?

00:08:08 You ever puked from a cigar?

00:08:10 No, but on one of those outings, my friend

00:08:14 did puke onto my foot while we were at the cigar bar, which

00:08:17 was unfortunate.

00:08:18 Kind of negates the manliness.

00:08:20 Yeah.

00:08:21 True.

00:08:22 I love cigars too.

00:08:23 So I mean, I don't consider myself manly.

00:08:26 But it's a manly thing, I guess.

00:08:27 But that's a manly thing that you do.

00:08:29 We just have to--

00:08:29 I think at the end, because none of us are really like--

00:08:31 No, we're not manly.

00:08:32 --manly men.

00:08:33 No, no.

00:08:33 But I feel like if we--

00:08:34 Point-Sox Davis.

00:08:35 How?

00:08:36 Just because he has beard up to his eyes?

00:08:38 I feel like he's the most traditional man.

00:08:40 I give the illusion of it, but I'm not, Tommy.

00:08:42 I'm a gigantic pussy.

00:08:44 I know how to fake it, though.

00:08:46 Your kid's always talking about going for cunt and shit.

00:08:51 Yeah.

00:08:52 I mean, yeah.

00:08:53 Going out hunting for--

00:08:56 yeah.

00:08:56 I mean, yeah.

00:08:57 Yeah.

00:08:58 It's just, you know, always been fellas, you know?

00:09:01 Yeah.

00:09:01 Yeah, I like it.

00:09:03 1-1, interesting, but I like it.

00:09:06 I got to--

00:09:08 I feel like I don't have a lot of standard,

00:09:14 like Tommy said he had smoking cigars.

00:09:16 I feel like my other ones are kind of unique,

00:09:19 so I wanted to get one that I didn't think I'd get later.

00:09:22 OK.

00:09:23 What were you going to say, John?

00:09:25 Rich?

00:09:27 Yeah, I guess I don't want to tip any picks here,

00:09:29 but I'm not positive cigars are the manliest thing to smoke.

00:09:33 OK.

00:09:33 I like this.

00:09:34 Nor do I.

00:09:35 What are you talking about, like a bull?

00:09:39 There's a lot of things you can smoke.

00:09:41 OK, we'll see.

00:09:43 No tip and picks.

00:09:44 Yeah.

00:09:45 Well, you're up.

00:09:46 Do you want to take smoking something?

00:09:49 No, I don't.

00:09:49 OK.

00:09:51 I'm going to take--

00:09:54 I wasn't sure what direction we were going to go with this,

00:09:56 but I feel like this is as manly of a pick as you can get.

00:10:01 Competing in the world's strongest man competition

00:10:05 is--

00:10:06 that's the manliest thing you can do, right?

00:10:09 Like that-- that's it.

00:10:10 Like, you remember Magnus Ver Magnussen?

00:10:12 Yeah, I do.

00:10:13 I do.

00:10:13 I remember those big boulders that they would carry.

00:10:15 Yeah, they would like pull planes and shit on ropes.

00:10:18 They're flipping gigantic tires.

00:10:18 They're all shredded.

00:10:19 They're flipping tires over and over again.

00:10:22 They're placing like the heavy Atlas stones

00:10:24 that just keep getting heavier onto big podiums.

00:10:27 They're like strapping a plane to their back

00:10:29 and pulling it down from the plane, throwing kegs.

00:10:32 Yeah.

00:10:32 Like, that's the man--

00:10:33 I think, like, as a child watching ESPN 2,

00:10:37 those are like-- those are men.

00:10:38 Like, those are the men I grew up idolizing as being--

00:10:42 I kind of disagree.

00:10:43 I feel like they're like--

00:10:45 it's lame to like care that much about something.

00:10:48 Yeah.

00:10:49 To spend all your time like in the gym lifting weights,

00:10:52 that's not that manly.

00:10:53 Not if you actually are the best, though.

00:10:54 Not if you actually are the best and you make it

00:10:56 to the world's strongest man.

00:10:58 If you're doing that in the gym, if you're like at the fucking gym

00:11:00 I go to and you're using the tire they have in the corner,

00:11:04 then you're a fucking loser.

00:11:06 But if you make it to the top of the top,

00:11:08 you can't get manlier than that.

00:11:09 Yeah.

00:11:10 I think there's something that-- instinctually,

00:11:12 I hate lifting anything heavy.

00:11:14 I hate it.

00:11:15 So--

00:11:15 It's the worst.

00:11:16 --if I hate it, then it is probably manly.

00:11:19 So I think that that checks out.

00:11:23 If you're at the top of the top at it, you can't hate on it.

00:11:25 I think you're on the right track with the pick.

00:11:27 I think you're just--

00:11:29 the world's strongest man is too specific to me.

00:11:33 I don't know, being really actually strong

00:11:35 and going to the gym and caring about your body.

00:11:38 All right, well, who's manly?

00:11:40 I think that's--

00:11:40 Who's manly?

00:11:41 Magnus--

00:11:41 I think that's lame, yeah.

00:11:42 --or some guy smoking a cigar?

00:11:45 I think the cigar guy's manly.

00:11:46 Here's the thing.

00:11:47 I'd rather have dad bod cigar smoke than--

00:11:49 Yeah, that's manly.

00:11:52 That's--

00:11:52 --don't respect shredded dude.

00:11:53 You know what, though?

00:11:54 The Boulder event is pretty fucking manly.

00:11:57 It's just a dude walking around with a boulder.

00:11:59 That's kind of--

00:12:00 I'm not saying I didn't watch it for minutes on end.

00:12:02 It doesn't get enough credit as being a great mindless--

00:12:06 I know, but it's almost like, to me, in a sense,

00:12:10 this is like, well, dunking is manly.

00:12:11 Yeah, I don't know.

00:12:17 Oh, you can pick up stuff.

00:12:18 But like--

00:12:19 Yeah, like playing in the NFL is manly.

00:12:21 Yeah.

00:12:22 Trying to dunk over and over and convincing yourself

00:12:24 you can dunk but not being able to dunk, that's manly.

00:12:27 That's-- yeah.

00:12:29 Tommy gets it.

00:12:31 Yeah, bragging that you touched the bottom of the net is manly.

00:12:36 Talking about your high school football glory days

00:12:39 is as manly as it gets.

00:12:40 Well, let's not tip picks.

00:12:41 I'm sorry.

00:12:42 I'm getting ahead of myself.

00:12:43 But I will.

00:12:43 Well, are we just trying to make ourselves feel like we're men?

00:12:46 Yes, exactly.

00:12:49 But Tommy, we have that basketball court here now.

00:12:52 I don't know if you saw it.

00:12:53 But the first thing I did was try to jump and touch the rim.

00:12:56 That was the first thing I did.

00:12:57 Yeah.

00:12:58 And it would have been less manly

00:12:59 if you successfully did it.

00:13:01 Hey, Tommy, I almost got it.

00:13:03 And not to make any excuses, but the rims, I think,

00:13:06 are four inches too high.

00:13:07 So I could probably get it like a real man would.

00:13:11 Right.

00:13:11 Yeah.

00:13:12 OK.

00:13:12 Tommy, you were up.

00:13:14 So I'm going to go with a basic-- more in the cigar range.

00:13:18 I'm going to go with just grilling meats.

00:13:20 Grilling meats, having control of the grill,

00:13:23 probably grilling them way too rare and to the point

00:13:26 where nobody likes it.

00:13:27 But you tell yourself that men just like rare meats.

00:13:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:31 Don't tip any pigs, god damn it.

00:13:33 Grilling meats.

00:13:34 Grilling meats is a great one.

00:13:36 That's a great one.

00:13:37 The picture of Zac Efron shooting that movie Neighbors

00:13:39 when he's manning the grill is like a frat guy.

00:13:42 Have you ever seen that picture?

00:13:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:44 Hot as fuck.

00:13:44 Yeah, hot as fucking just like, that's a man.

00:13:47 That's a man.

00:13:47 Yeah.

00:13:48 That's a man.

00:13:48 I'm not talking like--

00:13:49 I don't want like Salt Bay.

00:13:51 I'm talking like you're grilling like hockey pucks burgers,

00:13:55 like average steaks.

00:13:57 Like you're having control of the grill,

00:13:59 but you're just not that good.

00:13:59 Yeah, and you're flipping them, the burgers,

00:14:01 like two, three times just to make sure they're good.

00:14:04 Yeah.

00:14:05 But--

00:14:05 Just keeping your finger in it a bunch.

00:14:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:07 But at the same time, a woman couldn't do that.

00:14:10 No, no, no, absolutely not.

00:14:11 In fact, I would even go as far as

00:14:13 to say they shouldn't be allowed to ever touch a grill.

00:14:15 Yeah.

00:14:16 Just like I won't touch your fucking--

00:14:18 Mix a salad, sweetheart.

00:14:19 Make a nice coleslaw.

00:14:20 Have you ever let a woman grill something for you?

00:14:24 No.

00:14:25 No.

00:14:26 You can't do that.

00:14:27 You're gay if you do that.

00:14:31 That's gayer than kissing a guy.

00:14:33 It's the gayest thing there is.

00:14:37 I like the way this show is going so far.

00:14:41 Grilling meat.

00:14:42 Yeah, there is something about it.

00:14:45 Just mixing a bowl of coleslaw.

00:14:47 You're right.

00:14:49 White Sox Dave, you're up.

00:14:51 I'm going with, I think, what should have

00:14:54 been picked first overall.

00:14:56 I'm going with having a strong arm because, of course,

00:15:00 there's nothing more manly than emasculating the other men

00:15:03 around you by throwing things both harder and farther

00:15:07 than they can.

00:15:08 Thoughts?

00:15:10 I think it's a great pick.

00:15:11 Having a big arm is awesome.

00:15:13 There's nothing more manly than being

00:15:14 able to throw the piss out of anything and everything.

00:15:17 Great pick.

00:15:18 You don't get a lot of opportunities

00:15:19 to show it off once you get a little bit older.

00:15:22 And any time you do, you better jump on it.

00:15:24 Yeah, but it's like even a thing at a tailgate,

00:15:27 where it's like, hey, go deep.

00:15:28 And then you just chuck it 40 yards, and it looks so easy.

00:15:32 And then when you inevitably miss your target by 20 or 30

00:15:36 yards, you blame it on them for not finishing the route

00:15:38 or not running fast enough or whatever.

00:15:41 It's never your fault. It's always their fault.

00:15:43 That is a W.

00:15:44 Fake a shoulder injury?

00:15:45 Yeah.

00:15:46 I'm faking a shoulder injury as we speak.

00:15:48 He has been faking a shoulder injury.

00:15:50 I actually have a bad shoulder.

00:15:52 And whenever I play softball--

00:15:54 I played a lot of slow-pitch softball in my day.

00:15:56 I always play left field.

00:15:58 I will throw the ball as hard as I fucking can

00:16:01 my first opportunity of the season just to show it off.

00:16:05 But then it's done for the year.

00:16:07 But instead of just milking it all year,

00:16:10 you've got to get that one hard throw off,

00:16:13 and it's going to suck the entire shoulder.

00:16:15 So you have to know that if you were healthy,

00:16:17 you could do that.

00:16:18 And on the opposite side of the spectrum,

00:16:21 if a guy can't throw a ball, I mean, that's--

00:16:25 Oh, yeah.

00:16:26 --like, that's as bad as it gets.

00:16:28 My sisters have had a couple of boyfriends

00:16:29 over the years who just can't throw.

00:16:32 They didn't last.

00:16:32 They're out.

00:16:34 If you can't throw, you're not a man.

00:16:36 Yeah, I've told the sister--

00:16:37 or the sister-- the story a handful of times.

00:16:39 My sister brought an old boyfriend to a family--

00:16:44 it was a Kentucky Derby party.

00:16:45 And my dad was trying to get to know him a little bit.

00:16:47 Breaks, he has to go long, drop the football,

00:16:50 tried to throw it back.

00:16:51 It looked like he was Smalls in the outfield throwing,

00:16:54 like, didn't know how to throw baseball.

00:16:57 And my dad looked at me, he's like, this

00:16:58 isn't going to work for my daughter.

00:17:00 And he was correct.

00:17:01 Yeah.

00:17:02 Imagine what the pressure that guy felt,

00:17:04 like when he knows he can't go long.

00:17:06 Or, yeah, he knew it was over right then and there,

00:17:08 and that he had to gut out the next few hours with my family

00:17:11 judging him for being a gay.

00:17:12 [LAUGHTER]

00:17:14 You know?

00:17:16 Or a guy.

00:17:17 That's tough, I feel for that guy.

00:17:18 Yeah.

00:17:20 I don't have a strong arm, and it sucks.

00:17:23 I bet it does.

00:17:23 It's an insecurity.

00:17:24 It sucks.

00:17:25 Yeah, I bet.

00:17:25 I wish it was stronger.

00:17:26 I mean, I could formulate one, but I like that guy.

00:17:30 But it's not strong.

00:17:31 It sucks.

00:17:32 Yeah.

00:17:32 And I'd be remiss not to add that I have been clocked

00:17:35 as recently as 2019 throwing a baseball 91 miles an hour.

00:17:38 And I'd also be remiss to not remind our loyal audience

00:17:43 that I did almost drive Jared Kravitz to suicide

00:17:46 after beating him in a speed pitch.

00:17:49 That is a true story.

00:17:50 I'm not making a joke right there.

00:17:52 I'm just stating facts.

00:17:54 He did say that on Talking CEO, I think.

00:17:56 Yeah.

00:17:57 OK.

00:17:58 All right, to me--

00:17:59 Glad he's doing well now, though.

00:18:00 --the old pitch-off.

00:18:01 Yeah, he won in the end.

00:18:02 He won the war.

00:18:03 I had that battle, though.

00:18:05 I had that one night.

00:18:06 Tommy, tell him about that one night.

00:18:08 Yeah, I did there.

00:18:09 It was a magical night.

00:18:10 Jared, he was on top of the world.

00:18:11 He was Mr. Speed Pitcher.

00:18:13 And then White Sox Dave rolled in.

00:18:15 The rocket.

00:18:16 And he took the rocket crown right from him.

00:18:20 That was the most manly I've ever felt.

00:18:24 Probably most manly I'll ever feel.

00:18:25 Yeah.

00:18:27 I'm going to go with--

00:18:30 we go with dipping.

00:18:32 Oh, god damn it, Ed.

00:18:33 Yeah.

00:18:33 I had it fucking written in already.

00:18:35 You stole it from me.

00:18:36 Yeah, I mean, I think it's pretty straightforward.

00:18:38 Like, girls don't dip.

00:18:39 There's a thing where it's like you're

00:18:41 trying to get the girl in the group to throw a dip in,

00:18:43 because they just don't do it.

00:18:45 I've made my sisters do it a couple of times.

00:18:47 They've puked.

00:18:49 It's always hilarious when they do.

00:18:51 They can't do it.

00:18:52 It's like--

00:18:52 Yeah.

00:18:53 --it's just something girls can't do.

00:18:55 Dippings, very manly.

00:18:57 They got that water bottle.

00:18:58 They just look like they got--

00:19:00 like they know something we don't.

00:19:02 Yeah.

00:19:02 Me and John Rich just threw in some dips right before the episode.

00:19:06 Yeah.

00:19:06 John Rich is throwing in right now.

00:19:08 Yeah.

00:19:09 Yeah.

00:19:09 So--

00:19:10 There it is.

00:19:10 I've become a dip guy recently.

00:19:12 Now, I'll even go as--

00:19:13 Really?

00:19:13 Like, actually?

00:19:14 Zin or dip?

00:19:16 Zin, zin, zin.

00:19:16 Oh.

00:19:17 Oh, god.

00:19:17 Zin.

00:19:18 Mm.

00:19:18 But I would dip in like college, Florida Pussy Patrol.

00:19:21 We'd sit at Yellow House Porch.

00:19:23 We'd throw some dips in at the end of the night,

00:19:25 gawk at the women as they walked by, like, you know, spit it out.

00:19:28 I've legit dipped, like, long cut, too.

00:19:31 But that, I've thrown up.

00:19:33 Now, I got to say, there is etiquette.

00:19:35 Now, you got a long cut in right now, Rich, right?

00:19:38 No, these are pouches.

00:19:40 Well, not very manly.

00:19:42 But I'll continue.

00:19:43 That's true.

00:19:43 I don't care.

00:19:44 That is very fair.

00:19:45 However, if you dip and you pull out your lip to put the dip in,

00:19:49 you're not a man, just because you're dipping.

00:19:52 You have to do it one hand, just right in the lip.

00:19:54 Pouches out.

00:19:57 I admit that I have started using zin much, much more,

00:20:00 because we're on camera constantly.

00:20:01 And I felt like a fucking scumbag dipping on camera constantly.

00:20:04 Don't.

00:20:05 It's sad to me that dipping seems to be a lost art now.

00:20:10 You've got the company back.

00:20:11 You can dip all the time.

00:20:12 Yeah, we can dip again.

00:20:14 I want to be the zin man.

00:20:15 You know, I want to be the zin man.

00:20:17 That's a stiff competition for that.

00:20:21 You're Grizzly Wintergreen.

00:20:22 Your brand is--

00:20:23 They can't advertise.

00:20:24 It's against the law.

00:20:26 You should have a spitter next to you.

00:20:28 You should have a full spitter next to you.

00:20:30 So in college, just to prove to all of our co-ed women

00:20:36 student population with us that we

00:20:38 filled a Mott's apple juice gallon in our apartment

00:20:43 with dip spit.

00:20:44 That's manly.

00:20:45 Fucking gross.

00:20:46 And we built a bar out of dip cans.

00:20:49 That's manly.

00:20:50 I'll send you guys the picture for the graphic.

00:20:53 When we got our new studio, we were talking about,

00:20:55 like, oh, what should we do?

00:20:56 Like, what should be allowed?

00:20:57 What shouldn't be allowed?

00:20:58 Also, I should note, someone from the party the other day

00:21:01 spilled an espresso martini in here,

00:21:03 so hot start at our carpet.

00:21:06 But White Sox, Dave's like, ah, like, Dave's like, yeah,

00:21:08 I'm probably not going to dip in here.

00:21:09 I was like, you know what, Dave?

00:21:10 I want you to dip in here.

00:21:12 Just when-- like, that's part of you.

00:21:13 That's part of the brand.

00:21:15 Just no-- when the spitter's done, just throw it out.

00:21:17 That's all we said.

00:21:18 We said that, right?

00:21:19 Remember?

00:21:19 Yeah.

00:21:20 Yeah.

00:21:21 So--

00:21:22 That shows how good of a working relationship

00:21:24 Edward and I have.

00:21:25 Yeah.

00:21:25 It's never been bad.

00:21:28 The day you stop dipping is the day you sell out.

00:21:30 The day I stop dipping is the day I die.

00:21:33 Tommy, we have this longstanding tradition

00:21:35 on the show of making fun of Lib,

00:21:36 so I'm just going to come out and say it.

00:21:38 Come and fucking take it from me, bitch.

00:21:40 OK.

00:21:41 Yes, come and take it.

00:21:42 Yeah.

00:21:43 Try, Biden.

00:21:44 Come and take it.

00:21:45 Try this in a small town, Tommy.

00:21:48 Yeah.

00:21:48 All right.

00:21:49 All right.

00:21:50 I need another pick.

00:21:52 Listen, this-- it might fall on deaf ears,

00:21:55 but I think in today's day and age, it's heavier than ever.

00:21:59 It's drinking beer.

00:22:01 Drinking beer, like, so many people

00:22:04 have switched over to seltzers.

00:22:05 And even going back to college, like, oh, girls

00:22:08 drink the jungle juice, guys drink the beer.

00:22:09 I had Miller Lite on my list.

00:22:11 Yeah, just drinking beer.

00:22:13 There's something about just being a--

00:22:14 Drinking beer.

00:22:15 Yeah, just crack it open a can of--

00:22:17 I'm going to drink some beer in Iraq.

00:22:22 You guys don't get that inside joke right there.

00:22:24 I don't.

00:22:25 Yeah, didn't seem like they got it either.

00:22:27 No, they missed it.

00:22:29 We were talking about early 2000 country songs

00:22:32 and how they were very geopolitically focused earlier.

00:22:35 Yeah, drinking beer.

00:22:37 America.

00:22:38 Yeah.

00:22:38 Yeah, the beer-- I mean, beer is--

00:22:40 it's very, like, you know, I feel like cigar grilled meats.

00:22:42 Yeah.

00:22:43 Traditionally, man.

00:22:44 I'm not a big beer drinker.

00:22:46 It gives me an upset stomach.

00:22:47 Some could argue that I like-- if I go out,

00:22:51 I like to get, like, a pink cocktail.

00:22:53 And then I'll make the argument and be like,

00:22:56 it's actually even more manly that I'm so confident in myself

00:22:59 that I'm drinking what I want to because it tastes good.

00:23:01 But that's not the type of draft we're having.

00:23:04 No.

00:23:04 No, no, no, no, no.

00:23:05 Absolutely not.

00:23:05 No, there's nothing wrong with a little pomegranate martini,

00:23:08 though.

00:23:09 Oh my god.

00:23:09 Or a fucking--

00:23:10 Sugar rim?

00:23:10 You ever had one with a sugar rim?

00:23:11 To die for?

00:23:12 Malibu, Babe Rizzo, I'd love to have that every day.

00:23:16 Yeah, delicious.

00:23:19 Guy stuff.

00:23:19 Yeah, just--

00:23:20 Dude, you just need to start drinking more beer again.

00:23:23 Too many--

00:23:24 It's Biden's America.

00:23:26 Vodka, soda, Sox, Dave.

00:23:27 I mean, you're the guy.

00:23:29 Skinny Waters.

00:23:30 Drink more beer.

00:23:31 You're worried about your figure, not very manly.

00:23:33 It's not very manly.

00:23:34 Drink more beer.

00:23:35 That's all I got.

00:23:36 Miller Lites.

00:23:37 Yeah, Miller Lites specifically.

00:23:39 That is the manliest.

00:23:41 Yeah.

00:23:42 White Sox, Dave, you're up.

00:23:44 I'm going to pick not going to the hospital

00:23:46 ever for any situation.

00:23:50 I don't care if I'm personally dying.

00:23:52 I'm not going to the hospital.

00:23:53 I don't care if you're personally dying.

00:23:55 I'm not taking you to the hospital.

00:23:56 I don't care if grandma's on her deathbed.

00:23:58 I don't care if dad just got in a car accident.

00:24:00 Hospitals are a no-go zone.

00:24:02 If you go to a hospital, you're really, really gay.

00:24:08 All right.

00:24:08 Yeah, I had this on my--

00:24:10 I had to just go to the doctor of any kind.

00:24:14 And you say that as a hypochondriac, which is ironic.

00:24:18 Well, I'm not a man.

00:24:19 But I go to the doctor if my ear hurts a little bit.

00:24:23 I have an ear, nose, and throat appointment

00:24:24 by the end of the day.

00:24:25 But a true man, I feel like they could be dying.

00:24:28 And they're like, whatever, I'll take an Advil.

00:24:31 Yeah.

00:24:32 I don't even like to take--

00:24:33 this is the pick where I align with the most.

00:24:36 I would take other people to the hospital.

00:24:37 But I haven't had a checkup.

00:24:40 Oh, no, no, no.

00:24:41 There's never going to be a finger going in my ass.

00:24:44 I have those a lot.

00:24:45 Yeah, I don't think I've had--

00:24:46 I remember the last time I went.

00:24:48 Well, I did accidentally punch through--

00:24:51 it's on this hand.

00:24:52 I punched through a light fixture by accident.

00:24:54 And I jumped up off my couch celebrating something

00:24:56 while I was watching sports like a man.

00:24:58 And my hand went through it.

00:25:00 And I had to get stitches.

00:25:01 So I went to the doctor for that because it

00:25:03 was bleeding everywhere.

00:25:04 You should have just wrapped that up.

00:25:05 I tried.

00:25:06 I tried to just wrap it up.

00:25:07 But it was--

00:25:08 when I washed it out and I saw the bone,

00:25:10 I'm like, this is beyond me.

00:25:12 And so I went to the doctor.

00:25:13 Bones regenerate.

00:25:14 But I saw the bone.

00:25:15 The cut wouldn't heal.

00:25:17 Whatever, Dave, shut up.

00:25:18 And then before that, it had been like 12 years.

00:25:22 So I relate to this one.

00:25:23 This is the first one where I'm a man.

00:25:25 The last time I've been to a hospital

00:25:27 was when I exited the womb.

00:25:29 That's it.

00:25:30 Haven't been since.

00:25:31 Won't go back.

00:25:34 Tommy, you're up.

00:25:35 It's a good pick.

00:25:36 It's a very good pick.

00:25:37 All right, I'm going to go simple, objectifying women.

00:25:40 Objectifying women specifically who are way out of your league

00:25:44 and would never even look at you or give you

00:25:46 the time of day, but just being like, oh, yeah,

00:25:50 look at the racket tits on that broad or something.

00:25:52 Or I bet she farted out of that ass, something like that.

00:25:55 Just sitting back with the boys and talking about chicks

00:25:59 and talking about hot chicks and which ones are hot

00:26:02 and which ones aren't.

00:26:04 Give us one, Tommy.

00:26:06 Margot Robbie, hot.

00:26:07 Sydney Sweeney, great pair of tits.

00:26:10 Immaculate tits, some would say.

00:26:15 And then I would argue, I think maybe hooking up

00:26:19 with a lot of girls, you start to be borderline gay.

00:26:21 I think that just thinking about it a lot and--

00:26:25 And just talking about how you could if you wanted.

00:26:28 Or the girl that's so hot you're like, she's not that hot.

00:26:32 Yeah.

00:26:33 Right, right.

00:26:34 Her ears are weird.

00:26:35 You ever see her ears?

00:26:36 They're like, you're a little--

00:26:37 Dude, Tommy, on that, have you ever seen Megan Fox's thumbs?

00:26:40 They are fucked up beyond repair.

00:26:42 She's got three of them.

00:26:44 She's got toe thumbs.

00:26:45 I would never-- now, I'll never even kiss her.

00:26:47 Yeah.

00:26:48 Get her off the fucking big screen, small screen.

00:26:50 I never want to look at her again.

00:26:52 She makes me sick to my fucking stomach.

00:26:54 That's why I'm not dating her.

00:26:55 Yeah, she's got toe thumbs.

00:26:56 You don't want to pass that gene down to your kids.

00:26:58 Gross.

00:27:00 There's one thing I love to do in objectifying women.

00:27:03 You know how Dave's got his pizza scale?

00:27:06 I do that with women, except I always

00:27:09 knock them down an automatic two points just so they stay humble

00:27:13 and don't get too cocky with themselves.

00:27:14 Yeah, right.

00:27:16 It's funny because there's parallels with this

00:27:18 with the douchebag draft.

00:27:20 Remember, it's like, yeah, they're just--

00:27:21 Yeah.

00:27:22 Yeah, they're fucking chick, great tits.

00:27:24 Like, you know?

00:27:26 Being manly, kind of a douche.

00:27:28 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:30 It's a good pick in this draft for sure.

00:27:33 But I guess dudes are kind of douches.

00:27:35 That's what we're kind of--

00:27:36 Manly dudes.

00:27:37 Manly dudes.

00:27:37 Yeah.

00:27:38 Not us.

00:27:40 John Rich, you're up.

00:27:42 Oh, fuck.

00:27:42 I feel like I went in a whole different direction than you

00:27:45 guys for this draft.

00:27:46 But--

00:27:48 Squat racks?

00:27:49 What are you going to pick?

00:27:51 You know what?

00:27:52 I'm going to stick to my guns.

00:27:53 I'm going to go with ramping a monster truck.

00:27:56 You ever seen a guy ramp a monster truck?

00:27:58 No, but I'm intrigued.

00:27:59 I don't even know what that means.

00:28:01 I've been to two monster truck rallies in my life.

00:28:04 One at Nationwide Arena, one at like a shitty,

00:28:07 I think like Toledo Speedway in Ohio.

00:28:11 They are crazy.

00:28:12 They don't even try to land on their tires.

00:28:14 They will just hit the dirt ramp and try to fuck themselves up

00:28:17 as hard as possible and get into some kind of massive crash.

00:28:21 And that's one of the manliest things ever, right?

00:28:26 I feel like--

00:28:26 It's just not every day.

00:28:27 You know what would be more manly?

00:28:30 Like sitting on a couch or something.

00:28:33 What are we talking about?

00:28:36 Ramping a monster truck?

00:28:38 I'm trying to look it up.

00:28:39 It's one that--

00:28:40 I don't know.

00:28:40 I don't even know what this means.

00:28:42 What do you don't know?

00:28:43 What are we talking about?

00:28:44 I know what you mean, John.

00:28:46 Are we talking like Evel Knievel shit?

00:28:48 Yeah, yes.

00:28:48 Basically, yes.

00:28:49 Not that far, but--

00:28:51 Gravedigger, Bigfoot, El Toro Loco, all the--

00:28:53 Oh, like the actual just driving a monster truck.

00:28:57 You know who would love this pic?

00:28:59 My three-year-old nephew.

00:29:01 He fucking loves monster trucks.

00:29:03 He knows what men are.

00:29:05 Shout out Declan.

00:29:06 He fucking loves monster trucks.

00:29:08 Shout out Declan.

00:29:09 He would appreciate this pic.

00:29:12 Yeah, OK.

00:29:13 I think driving monster trucks is pretty manly.

00:29:15 I think I'm doing this draft wrong,

00:29:16 but I feel like I have the two manliest fucking things

00:29:19 in the world.

00:29:20 You're either going to win the vote--

00:29:23 you're either going to win the vote handedly or get 3%.

00:29:26 Yeah, that's where I want to be.

00:29:28 That's exactly where I want to be.

00:29:30 They're oddly specific, but there

00:29:32 is credence behind both pics.

00:29:34 I agree with that.

00:29:35 Who's beeping?

00:29:36 Oh, that's me.

00:29:37 That's you?

00:29:38 Oh, it's all right.

00:29:39 It's Charlie.

00:29:40 It's all right.

00:29:41 Not manly to have your ring around, dude.

00:29:42 Yeah.

00:29:43 I'm a ringman.

00:29:44 Ignore that shit.

00:29:46 Chief, you're up.

00:29:48 Having tools.

00:29:49 Oh, fuck.

00:29:50 Having tools.

00:29:52 I have in my house--

00:29:54 I think I have a screwdriver and a hammer.

00:29:56 But then I've been to people's garages

00:29:59 where they all have them organized or up on those--

00:30:01 I don't even know what those boards are called.

00:30:03 There's little holes on it.

00:30:05 It's like, you got a lot of tools,

00:30:06 and you probably know how to use them.

00:30:08 And know their names.

00:30:09 I know hammer and screwdriver, and that's about it.

00:30:12 So anybody that has tools in my brain, you're a real man.

00:30:16 Yeah, totally.

00:30:17 Yeah, I debated going with this for one of my picks.

00:30:20 It's a great pick.

00:30:21 Just getting a house and not having a drill, I'm like,

00:30:25 do I deserve this house?

00:30:27 Should I be here?

00:30:28 Yeah.

00:30:29 You don't even need to use them either.

00:30:30 You don't really need to use them.

00:30:31 No, no, no.

00:30:32 You have them straight for show.

00:30:33 It's like a Cold War.

00:30:35 It's like a nuclear arms race amongst your neighbors,

00:30:37 basically, who's got the most manly power tools in the garage

00:30:40 that they never touch.

00:30:41 Yeah, I look at tools with no idea what they are or whatever.

00:30:48 But I do feel like I need to hire a man for my house.

00:30:52 Yeah.

00:30:53 Yeah, there's interior decorators for men

00:30:56 that they just separate--

00:30:58 they decorate your garage with different tools.

00:31:00 The hardest--

00:31:00 I can't even hang paintings in my apartment.

00:31:03 I have another man.

00:31:04 I have a task where I would come over and do it for me.

00:31:06 Yeah, they'll do a good job on it.

00:31:08 Yeah.

00:31:09 I just have a hard time seeing you with a tool belt on, Tommy.

00:31:13 Tommy tool belt?

00:31:14 I saw-- that was in one of his episodes of the Smoke Show.

00:31:18 They were objectifying women in a construction zone, Jesus said.

00:31:21 Oh, that was-- he's done this.

00:31:22 But yes, we were objectifying women.

00:31:26 I didn't have a tool box or tool belt on, though.

00:31:28 Hard hat.

00:31:29 Yeah, hard hat.

00:31:30 Good call, dude.

00:31:32 I was directionally correct.

00:31:34 Fair.

00:31:35 Yeah, I would have a hard time picturing that.

00:31:39 But it is manly.

00:31:41 This is a great pick.

00:31:42 Very good pick.

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00:32:54 I love Depeche Mode.

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00:32:58 What else we got?

00:32:59 Travis Scott is coming.

00:33:01 Juice World Day.

00:33:02 Ooh, Danny will--

00:33:03 Doja Cat.

00:33:03 Mariah Carey.

00:33:04 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:05 Oh, I would love that.

00:33:06 Is this before Christmas?

00:33:07 'Tis the season.

00:33:08 Yeah, it's a lot of good stuff.

00:33:09 Yeah, December.

00:33:10 That's all December.

00:33:11 Dave, speaking of guy stuff, you want

00:33:13 to go to Mariah Carey with me?

00:33:15 Let's talk off camera.

00:33:16 I would like to do that.

00:33:18 And then obviously, nationally, I'm

00:33:19 sure there's a shit ton of stuff going on in New York.

00:33:22 And just go check out your local NHL, NFL, and NBA games.

00:33:27 All right, you can make your pick, Chief.

00:33:29 All right, this one, I'm interested to see what you guys

00:33:32 think about this one.

00:33:33 But I'm going to say not talking to your best friends

00:33:37 for months or years on end.

00:33:38 I love that one.

00:33:38 Yeah.

00:33:39 So I feel like this is a thing that becomes--

00:33:42 it becomes more and more of a thing as you get older.

00:33:44 Your friends start having kids.

00:33:46 They get married.

00:33:46 They move across the country.

00:33:48 I have one-- my two best friends, one lives in Ohio,

00:33:51 one lives in Arizona.

00:33:53 I haven't seen--

00:33:55 I've seen each of them once this year,

00:33:57 actually, which is pretty good.

00:33:59 And then we will send a text maybe once a month.

00:34:02 Make sure you're not dead.

00:34:03 Or even-- once a month might be high.

00:34:05 Yeah, it's just like a random thought pops in your head.

00:34:08 You send a text.

00:34:09 And then when you see him, it's like you never--

00:34:10 I never want to fucking see my best friends again.

00:34:12 Yeah.

00:34:13 Well, I would like to see him again.

00:34:14 It's not that I don't want to, but it's like--

00:34:16 But it's also like, I don't have to know and keep up

00:34:18 with your life and talk to you.

00:34:20 I don't want to do that.

00:34:21 But when you're here, we'll have a few beers,

00:34:22 and it'll be great.

00:34:23 Yeah.

00:34:23 Yeah, and it'll be like we saw each other yesterday.

00:34:25 So just not keeping in contact with your best friends.

00:34:29 I couldn't love it more.

00:34:30 I don't talk to any one of my best friends.

00:34:32 I limit my human interactions as little as possible

00:34:36 in every manner.

00:34:37 They don't talk to you, or you don't talk to them?

00:34:39 Both.

00:34:40 It's both.

00:34:40 Yeah.

00:34:41 Yeah.

00:34:42 But then when we do--

00:34:43 I was asking him specifically.

00:34:44 What?

00:34:44 I was asking him specifically.

00:34:46 They don't want to talk to me.

00:34:47 I don't want to talk to them.

00:34:48 It's just mutual guy stuff.

00:34:50 You don't know what you're talking about because you're

00:34:51 not a dude, Ed.

00:34:53 I'm still in the phase where I do talk to my friends a lot,

00:34:55 which I think proves I'm a boy, not yet a man.

00:34:58 But I could feel it coming.

00:35:01 I'm 27, so a couple of friends have gotten married.

00:35:04 I could see how it's going to come one day,

00:35:07 where we're going to lose touch.

00:35:08 And it's sad to think about.

00:35:09 But I mean, what am I, some kind of fucking chick that's

00:35:12 going to keep--

00:35:13 Yeah, you-- no.

00:35:14 You might as well--

00:35:15 Talk on the phone for four hours at night?

00:35:17 No.

00:35:17 Go on.

00:35:18 Talk about your fucking periods and stuff?

00:35:19 Gross.

00:35:20 Yeah.

00:35:21 Yeah.

00:35:21 No, thanks.

00:35:21 I'll see you once a month, and we'll

00:35:23 talk about fucking racks of tits.

00:35:25 Yeah.

00:35:26 And Tommy, you're what, 27, right?

00:35:28 Yeah.

00:35:29 And you went to college in New York, and you're from New York,

00:35:31 and you live in New York now.

00:35:32 Correct.

00:35:33 So as people just move, and you're just--

00:35:37 you lose-- you don't see them.

00:35:39 You don't have the opportunity to.

00:35:40 But you're not going to call them.

00:35:41 They're still your friends.

00:35:42 Yeah.

00:35:42 And you're not going to miss them.

00:35:43 You don't miss your friends.

00:35:44 You see them when you see them.

00:35:45 If you miss your friends, you got issues.

00:35:48 Yeah.

00:35:49 What, do you want to fuck them?

00:35:50 Exactly.

00:35:51 John Rich.

00:35:55 I'm actually glad you said that, because I've

00:35:58 actually been feeling bad about how I haven't talked to my friends.

00:36:01 Ugh, why?

00:36:03 I have been, because I--

00:36:04 Oh, man card.

00:36:05 [LAUGHTER]

00:36:07 Well, look, I moved to New York.

00:36:10 I got this job at Barstool.

00:36:12 Now I just never talk to them anymore.

00:36:13 But thank you for saying that, because now I'm not being rude.

00:36:17 I'm just being a man.

00:36:19 Why don't you give me their number?

00:36:20 We'll clip this out, and I'll send it to him

00:36:22 so you don't have to talk to him.

00:36:24 That would be amazing.

00:36:25 Thank you.

00:36:25 You're welcome.

00:36:26 Do you think they're being like, oh, hot shot, John Rich works

00:36:32 at Barstool, he's not talking to us.

00:36:33 But when you're just going to be like, no, I'm just a man.

00:36:35 Johnny big time over there.

00:36:37 Johnny Big Apple.

00:36:37 I hope some of them are thinking that I'm being a dick,

00:36:40 and then they watch this episode, and they're like, damn.

00:36:43 I'm just being a pussy, John's a man.

00:36:45 Just a man.

00:36:46 Just a man.

00:36:47 John Rich, you're up.

00:36:50 Oh, god.

00:36:53 I liked what you're doing here, John.

00:36:55 I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

00:36:56 OK.

00:36:57 It feels like we need someone to zig when other people are zagging.

00:37:00 Stick with the playbook, John.

00:37:01 OK.

00:37:01 Well, here's one that I think we'll all agree with.

00:37:05 I'm going to go with having a boner.

00:37:08 I think that's the manliest--

00:37:10 What the fuck is wrong with you in the year 2023?

00:37:14 Just having a boner.

00:37:15 In the year 2023, you're going to pull that shit?

00:37:18 I'm going to say that this is more of a boy thing than a man thing.

00:37:21 Yeah, I kind of agree.

00:37:22 Yeah.

00:37:23 Oh, fuck you.

00:37:23 No, no, no.

00:37:24 So it's the man thing to have no testosterone left?

00:37:28 No, the man thing is having a boner at appropriate times.

00:37:32 Just having a boner.

00:37:33 There are many times--

00:37:34 But a real man is like 45 years old and just has a stiff boner,

00:37:39 whatever he wants to.

00:37:40 Like, that is--

00:37:40 He's just happy he still has one.

00:37:43 Yeah, the older you get--

00:37:44 Probably the most masculine of them all.

00:37:46 Typically, the more manly you get.

00:37:48 What was your record in drafts lately?

00:37:50 1-0.

00:37:51 OK.

00:37:53 Good to know.

00:37:54 I could win this in a lance.

00:37:55 Erections is the pick.

00:37:58 E-rection.

00:38:01 Being in the heartache business.

00:38:02 All right.

00:38:03 You guys are thinking outside the box.

00:38:06 I don't know about it.

00:38:07 John, hold on.

00:38:08 You're thinking inside the box.

00:38:09 Why do guys get boners?

00:38:12 Because of the anatomy of a man.

00:38:16 But like, what's the end game?

00:38:20 To have sex.

00:38:21 Now, Tommy, tell him that having sex is--

00:38:25 It's a little bit gay sometimes.

00:38:27 It's just-- yeah.

00:38:29 I don't like the direction you're taking this, bro.

00:38:33 I just think it's--

00:38:35 when you say just blanket having a boner,

00:38:37 I'm thinking like back to high school

00:38:39 where you're wearing athletic pants

00:38:42 and you're praying your boner goes away

00:38:44 before the bell rings because otherwise everyone's

00:38:47 going to see your boner through your pants.

00:38:49 Have you ever seen like that?

00:38:51 Have I ever seen a 45-year-old boner?

00:38:53 Because that's the example you gave earlier.

00:38:54 And the answer to that is no.

00:38:57 No.

00:38:57 I just--

00:38:59 I would say it's the most manliest thing.

00:39:01 This guy is digging to China.

00:39:02 This guy is digging to China.

00:39:04 I'm just imagining--

00:39:05 No, I'm not digging to China.

00:39:07 That is-- only a man can do that.

00:39:09 Only a man can do that.

00:39:10 I'm just--

00:39:11 In 2023?

00:39:13 Yeah.

00:39:14 I'm just imagining a guy at the grill with a dip bottle

00:39:18 and being like, man, that's a man.

00:39:19 And he's got a boner.

00:39:20 Nice boner.

00:39:21 [LAUGHTER]

00:39:22 That's a man.

00:39:23 Oh my god.

00:39:24 That is-- that guy rules.

00:39:25 [LAUGHTER]

00:39:28 He's flipping the burgers with his boner.

00:39:30 Yeah.

00:39:31 He's ramping monster trucks and he's like jacked.

00:39:34 Like he's throwing Atlas stones.

00:39:36 That is an amazing guy.

00:39:38 This dude gets boners.

00:39:41 Tommy, you're up.

00:39:44 All right.

00:39:45 I'm going to go with internalizing all your feelings,

00:39:48 problems, and emotions.

00:39:49 You're just never talking about when you're sad,

00:39:51 when you're feeling down.

00:39:53 I'm sad.

00:39:53 Shut up.

00:39:54 Rub some fucking dirt on it.

00:39:56 If you're-- grow a ball sack.

00:39:59 Oh, you're depressed?

00:40:00 Have you tried rubbing some dirt into your depression?

00:40:04 You fucking pussy.

00:40:07 Tommy, this is a great pick.

00:40:09 I'm nervous.

00:40:10 Come on.

00:40:11 Grow up.

00:40:12 Grow a pair of balls.

00:40:14 To get this at 13 is--

00:40:15 It's incredible.

00:40:16 --is a steal.

00:40:18 It was going to be my next one.

00:40:19 I was between these two.

00:40:21 So I think this is an awesome pick, Tommy.

00:40:24 Who knew that Tommy was more of a man than John Rich?

00:40:26 Yeah, seriously.

00:40:27 I think that's kind of lame.

00:40:28 I think that's kind of a lame pick.

00:40:30 Oh, you're going to cry about it, John?

00:40:32 Yeah.

00:40:34 John probably has got a therapist.

00:40:36 He's probably got-- he probably takes mental health

00:40:39 breaks like a pussy.

00:40:41 How dare you?

00:40:41 That is-- that is--

00:40:43 I love that.

00:40:44 I love that--

00:40:45 John probably gets burnt.

00:40:46 Oh, I'm burnt out.

00:40:47 I have burnout.

00:40:49 This is--

00:40:50 Oh my god.

00:40:51 No, no, no, no, no.

00:40:52 This is White Sox Dave's favorite podcast of all time.

00:40:54 He's just completely transformed into Gunny Powers.

00:40:58 He is not White Sox.

00:40:59 I told you my picks were for White Sox, Dave.

00:41:01 On that note, that great pick.

00:41:06 Dave, you're up.

00:41:08 I'm going to go with working, like physical labor

00:41:12 and smoking a cigarette at the same time.

00:41:14 So I'm talking like if you're doing a shit ton of yard work,

00:41:18 you got a cigarette in your mouth.

00:41:20 You're doing some plumber work, you

00:41:21 got a cigarette in your mouth.

00:41:22 These are two picks connected by the word "and."

00:41:27 But it's--

00:41:28 Sorry, veto.

00:41:29 I'm thinking-- all right.

00:41:31 You're thinking of the--

00:41:32 Shawshank Redemption?

00:41:33 No, no, no, no.

00:41:33 I'm thinking of the--

00:41:34 is it Bobby Orr?

00:41:36 When he's got like the shovel?

00:41:37 It's-- that's Bobby Hull.

00:41:39 Or Bobby Hull.

00:41:39 Yeah, but he's not smoking a cig there.

00:41:42 What's Mandela Effect?

00:41:43 That's the image that popped in my head.

00:41:45 I thought he had a cigarette in the mouth.

00:41:46 I'm like, that guy.

00:41:47 I think--

00:41:48 All right, Nutt.

00:41:49 Yeah, but that would be like if Chief picked one one,

00:41:51 like smoking a cigar while grilling on the barbecue.

00:41:54 OK, all right, all right.

00:41:55 Fuck.

00:41:56 I worded this so poorly.

00:41:58 I know there's--

00:41:59 I don't know.

00:41:59 I like where you're at, Dave.

00:42:00 I know there's a way to put it.

00:42:01 Words, I do respect this veto because you guys are all

00:42:05 correct.

00:42:05 But I know there's a way to fucking hone this down

00:42:07 so it works.

00:42:08 I don't think there is.

00:42:09 I don't think you get to have two things.

00:42:12 So all right, I'll--

00:42:13 Doing tasks while smoking?

00:42:15 Yeah.

00:42:16 But that's two things.

00:42:18 Yeah.

00:42:20 I think you could take doing--

00:42:21 yeah, you could take doing yard work.

00:42:24 No, I don't want that, though.

00:42:26 It's got to be both.

00:42:29 All right, can I shift?

00:42:30 Yeah, because it got vetoed.

00:42:31 All right, I'm going to go with not remembering birthdays.

00:42:36 That's as manly as it fucking gets.

00:42:37 I don't remember birthdays.

00:42:39 I don't remember my own birthday half the time.

00:42:41 If you remember your best friend's birthday,

00:42:43 you're kind of gay.

00:42:45 I try to remember yours because I know how much you hate it

00:42:47 and that makes it fun for me.

00:42:49 It drives me crazy.

00:42:50 Yeah, it's fun.

00:42:51 It drives me crazy.

00:42:53 Not remembering--

00:42:53 I think not caring about your birthday is better.

00:42:56 But personally, not like--

00:42:59 just like you wake up and you don't even--

00:43:01 Just another fucking day.

00:43:02 Yep, you don't want to say shit about it.

00:43:04 I think that's a way better pick.

00:43:07 I'm going with not remembering birthdays.

00:43:09 It's not manly to remember anybody's birthday.

00:43:12 I'll give you the month.

00:43:13 That's as close as you're allowed to remember it.

00:43:15 I mean, it's definitely not manly to like,

00:43:17 but I got you a muffin.

00:43:19 You know what I mean?

00:43:19 It's not-- that's not.

00:43:23 But directionally correct, once again.

00:43:27 To me-- mine are kind of cliche, but I think they stand.

00:43:31 Driving a pickup truck.

00:43:33 Like, you could play the part and people

00:43:36 will just think you're so much more manly if you just have

00:43:38 a six foot bed in the back of your four wheel vehicle.

00:43:43 I think it's more about the guy in it.

00:43:45 Because I think if I saw--

00:43:47 no offense-- if I saw someone like Tommy

00:43:50 driving a pickup truck, I'd think that he was

00:43:52 overcompensating for something.

00:43:54 Sure, but I'm like-- in my head, I'm like creating a player.

00:43:58 I got dipping, drinking beer in a pickup truck.

00:44:00 Like, this is all I am.

00:44:01 Can I say something?

00:44:03 Every single time we drive to Sidney Wells's house,

00:44:05 I feel extremely insecure pulling into her house

00:44:09 with a Nissan Altima.

00:44:10 I swear to God, that is--

00:44:12 it's--

00:44:12 Yeah.

00:44:13 You got like six trucks in the drive.

00:44:14 Yeah.

00:44:15 Sidney's got a like F380 or whatever the fuck.

00:44:18 That's got mud all over it.

00:44:19 It's got like dents in it, and it's all weathered.

00:44:21 Guns falling out the back.

00:44:23 There's hard carcasses everywhere,

00:44:24 and I'm just like, oh, here's my little sedan.

00:44:26 This helps my pick a lot, I feel.

00:44:28 If you rolled up to that house with a pickup truck,

00:44:31 her dad--

00:44:32 Her dad handed me his big ass monster truck.

00:44:34 Not actual, obviously, monster truck.

00:44:36 Keys, and he's like, here, you can feel like a real man now.

00:44:38 Do you remember that?

00:44:39 Yeah, I do, actually.

00:44:41 Dude, the Slock Master is a real man.

00:44:45 He killed a grizzly bear with a blow dart from five feet away

00:44:49 as it was charging him.

00:44:50 So I don't know if a lot of people know this.

00:44:52 Sidney Wells's dad is like mega famous in the outdoors world.

00:44:56 And he's like-- he just--

00:44:59 like, I-- yes, sir.

00:45:00 No, sir.

00:45:01 I could not respect anybody on planet Earth

00:45:03 more than Sidney Wells's dad, because he's such a man.

00:45:06 Yeah.

00:45:07 He is probably like the ultimate man.

00:45:09 He is.

00:45:10 Like, I always say that if shit goes down,

00:45:13 like nuclear war, like an asteroid hits us,

00:45:16 I'm just going to their farm.

00:45:18 Because I know that's the place I have the best chance of living.

00:45:20 Yeah, they can-- they don't need electricity.

00:45:22 They could just--

00:45:23 Because why?

00:45:25 They got real men there.

00:45:26 Yeah.

00:45:27 Yeah.

00:45:28 Including Sidney.

00:45:29 I'll be fucking cooped up in my West Village apartment,

00:45:32 like, with protesters on the street.

00:45:33 [LAUGHTER]

00:45:36 There's no protesters in a post-apocalyptic world.

00:45:39 Protesting, not manly.

00:45:41 No.

00:45:42 Absolutely fucking not.

00:45:44 Caring about shit?

00:45:45 Nope.

00:45:46 Nope.

00:45:46 If you, like, light yourself on fire

00:45:48 and sit in front of a tank--

00:45:51 No.

00:45:51 Still no.

00:45:53 If a real man would try to take over the tank,

00:45:55 he would commandeer the tank, not sit in front of it

00:45:57 and be like, oh, I'm on fire.

00:45:58 I'll kill myself.

00:45:59 Got my pickup truck, big dick in parking spots, taken two.

00:46:03 I always used to love when Big Cat would post those guys who

00:46:05 would just drive their pickup trucks on snow banks.

00:46:08 On the snow.

00:46:08 Yeah.

00:46:09 And just fucking drive up.

00:46:10 Yeah.

00:46:10 That's just manly shit.

00:46:12 Next one, in the same van.

00:46:13 Like I said, I'm kind of just creating a player.

00:46:15 And it's eating red meat.

00:46:17 Like, you're just eating red meat.

00:46:19 Red meat is the first thing you think of when you think of men.

00:46:22 So like I said, a little cliche, but I think it holds.

00:46:27 The place.

00:46:28 Yeah.

00:46:28 No, you got it.

00:46:29 Yeah.

00:46:30 I was-- I went with--

00:46:33 I was deciding between that and grilling.

00:46:35 I went with--

00:46:35 I feel like I couldn't have both.

00:46:37 I didn't want to choose both.

00:46:38 I feel like they were too similar,

00:46:39 so I went with grilling instead.

00:46:41 But yeah, I mean, ordering a steak medium or medium well,

00:46:45 it's like, get out of here.

00:46:46 You got to get that medium rare.

00:46:47 Yeah.

00:46:47 And like, you're grilling like asparagus and like chicken.

00:46:51 Like, men are grilling.

00:46:52 Well, no.

00:46:53 My man is grilling fucking a porterhouse medium rare.

00:46:56 Tommy's man.

00:46:57 Nice T-bone.

00:46:59 Yeah, my man.

00:47:00 My little husband.

00:47:02 Yeah, like they're just a guy just cutting

00:47:04 into a fucking piece of steak.

00:47:07 Like, what's going on?

00:47:08 I'm inside chopping avocados.

00:47:10 Exactly.

00:47:11 You hear that silverware slink off his teeth.

00:47:14 Yeah.

00:47:15 How you doing?

00:47:15 Name's Bill.

00:47:16 That's it.

00:47:18 White Sox, Dave.

00:47:21 I'm going to go with knowing directions incredibly well.

00:47:27 Girls don't know directions ever.

00:47:29 Never, ever.

00:47:30 Ever.

00:47:31 Guys do.

00:47:31 I don't need a map.

00:47:32 I got it in my head.

00:47:33 I know directions.

00:47:34 I know which way is north.

00:47:35 You don't, because you're a girl.

00:47:36 You have a vagina and tits.

00:47:39 I never use my GPS.

00:47:40 No.

00:47:41 This is like one of the things my dad would always like.

00:47:44 He knows all roads.

00:47:45 He's like, I know all roads.

00:47:46 I know where we are.

00:47:47 He would get us lost all the time, but he would always say--

00:47:48 No, and then, yeah, you dig your heels in,

00:47:50 and you don't admit your loss, and you just keep going.

00:47:52 You might be going the right way.

00:47:54 You might be going--

00:47:55 Someone who could give directions perfectly

00:47:58 and make a right, if you hit this, you've gone too far.

00:48:02 There's an art in that.

00:48:03 There is something about that.

00:48:04 I always say it's one of the best feelings in the world

00:48:06 when I'm walking through the city,

00:48:07 and somebody stops me and asks for directions.

00:48:09 It's like they looked at me, and they were like,

00:48:11 this guy knows where to go.

00:48:13 He knows his--

00:48:14 let me ask him.

00:48:15 And I don't always--

00:48:16 I mean, if I'm in New York City, I know.

00:48:18 But no matter what, I'll just give an answer

00:48:21 to just be like, yeah, you picked the right guy.

00:48:23 And they might go the wrong way, but that's OK.

00:48:25 Yeah.

00:48:25 It's awesome in New York, because everything's just

00:48:27 numbered.

00:48:28 Yeah, it's so easy.

00:48:30 You feel awesome.

00:48:31 I can't remember who I was with.

00:48:32 It was Barstool people in Chicago,

00:48:34 and we were walking somewhere.

00:48:35 And they're like, are we going the right way?

00:48:37 I'm like, yeah, we're heading north.

00:48:38 And they're like, how do you know?

00:48:39 And I was like, well, it's afternoon,

00:48:41 and the sun is that way, so that's west.

00:48:43 And they're like, oh, fuck.

00:48:45 And I felt like such a--

00:48:48 What, you guys don't orient yourself with the sun?

00:48:50 Like, fucking pussies.

00:48:51 Yeah, you fucking--

00:48:52 Yeah.

00:48:54 Yeah.

00:48:55 Got to be able to do that.

00:48:56 Basic corrections.

00:48:57 If you were dropped in the middle of a random area,

00:49:01 and somebody said quick point north, could you do it?

00:49:04 Yes.

00:49:04 Yeah.

00:49:05 I've never been able to do that.

00:49:07 Depends on the time of the day.

00:49:09 Yeah.

00:49:10 If you know the time--

00:49:11 If it's right middle day, and the sun,

00:49:13 and I'm not sure if it's coming from the east or coming

00:49:15 from the west, then I might struggle.

00:49:16 If it's early morning, then I know

00:49:19 the sun is just going to be east.

00:49:20 Yeah.

00:49:21 I've never thought--

00:49:22 In Chicago, it's very easy, because you have the lake,

00:49:25 and you know that's always east no matter what.

00:49:27 Well, it's really easy in New York City,

00:49:29 because it's just a grid, just the numbers that go up or north.

00:49:32 Yeah.

00:49:33 Smokes?

00:49:35 I got one here that I feel like maybe Chief specifically

00:49:38 will appreciate.

00:49:38 I might even be stealing this from him.

00:49:40 But knowing a lot about World War II--

00:49:42 Oh, it was on my list.

00:49:44 Getting really into history in general,

00:49:47 only American history, but specifically other countries

00:49:51 don't matter.

00:49:52 You don't need to know about the Mongolian Empire.

00:49:54 That's for chicks.

00:49:56 The Mongol Empire is pretty fucking sweet.

00:49:59 Well, whatever.

00:49:59 Yeah.

00:50:00 But it's a great pick, Tommy.

00:50:01 I had watching World War II content written down.

00:50:03 Yeah.

00:50:04 Yeah, World War II.

00:50:05 And I've started to--

00:50:06 I think it's also just a sign of getting older maybe.

00:50:08 I've started to watch some of these documentaries,

00:50:11 and it's crazy, that shit.

00:50:13 Tommy, you want to know how manly I am?

00:50:16 You can quiz me on anything you want World War II related,

00:50:19 and I would have the answer.

00:50:21 You can even do it right now.

00:50:22 Why isn't that your niche?

00:50:23 I mean, I don't have enough.

00:50:25 I don't know enough to honestly ask questions.

00:50:27 I feel like Chief would have to be the one to quiz me.

00:50:28 Has he got it every time?

00:50:30 I don't remember.

00:50:31 What year was Hitler born?

00:50:33 Like 1893?

00:50:40 One sec.

00:50:41 1889.

00:50:43 I knew his birthday was April 20th, but--

00:50:45 Yeah, I knew that too.

00:50:45 4/20.

00:50:46 Yeah.

00:50:47 Died on April 30th.

00:50:49 At the time I was in an Uber, and I was talking to my driver.

00:50:53 And I forget how we got on the topic of my birthday.

00:50:56 I was like, oh, my birthday's April 29.

00:50:58 He's like, oh, that's just nine days after.

00:51:00 And I was like, oh, yeah, 4/20.

00:51:01 He was like, no, Hitler's birthday.

00:51:03 And I was like, oh, OK.

00:51:04 It's a weird thing to just have a copy of your head

00:51:06 and write things like that.

00:51:07 That's a good pick, though, Tom.

00:51:09 Yeah.

00:51:09 I wish I knew more about it.

00:51:11 Yeah.

00:51:11 No, it's an awesome pick.

00:51:12 I think it was--

00:51:13 Yeah, it's a fantastic pick.

00:51:16 Thank you.

00:51:16 It's the greatest generation of men, some say.

00:51:19 Some do say.

00:51:20 Some say.

00:51:20 John Rich.

00:51:22 Oh, god.

00:51:24 I would have stormed Normandy.

00:51:27 Me too, Dave.

00:51:29 Let's go with-- here's a topical one that I think all real men

00:51:37 do.

00:51:37 It's hating Taylor Swift.

00:51:40 Being very big and boisterous and hating everything that she

00:51:45 does for no real reason.

00:51:48 Not really because of anything, but she's

00:51:50 taking over the NFL.

00:51:52 And I'm trying to watch the Jets and Giants,

00:51:54 and I'm seeing Taylor-- or the Jets and Chiefs,

00:51:56 and I'm seeing Taylor Swift content.

00:51:58 That is a very big--

00:52:03 that's just a man.

00:52:04 That's just a very stereotypical man.

00:52:06 He hates everything Taylor Swift does for no apparent reason

00:52:09 other than she's a girl and he doesn't like her music.

00:52:12 John, have you ever met a man?

00:52:16 Yes.

00:52:16 Are you sure?

00:52:17 Yeah.

00:52:18 I love Taylor Swift.

00:52:20 1989, you fucking kidding me?

00:52:21 We were not men.

00:52:22 We work at Barstow.

00:52:24 I kind of like Taylor Swift too.

00:52:27 But hating--

00:52:29 I get what you're saying.

00:52:30 I feel like the better example here would almost

00:52:32 be like Kim Kardashian.

00:52:34 I think you would have been hating anything girly.

00:52:37 I remember--

00:52:38 Hating the color pink.

00:52:39 You want to like the Barstow comment section every time

00:52:42 we post a Taylor Swift blog?

00:52:43 They're mutants.

00:52:44 They're mutants.

00:52:45 That is where the men--

00:52:46 No, those are mutants.

00:52:50 So that's like--

00:52:51 I remember I was at a softball game,

00:52:53 and we were talking.

00:52:55 Someone's like, oh, did you go see Pitch Perfect 2?

00:52:58 And I was like, oh, no, not yet.

00:52:59 And then another guy just piped up.

00:53:01 He's like, are we not men anymore?

00:53:03 Like, what are we talking-- and it was like--

00:53:05 so I get where you're going here, but I think--

00:53:08 Yeah.

00:53:09 You didn't refine it.

00:53:10 Yeah, you didn't craft it.

00:53:11 Yeah.

00:53:13 God damn it.

00:53:14 All right, moving on.

00:53:15 Hating musicals.

00:53:17 There you go.

00:53:17 There's your answer.

00:53:18 Yeah.

00:53:18 That's a good one.

00:53:20 Hating Taylor Swift is much more topical.

00:53:24 I would love to see--

00:53:24 I feel like I'm not even manly enough

00:53:27 to even talk about hating her.

00:53:29 Yeah.

00:53:30 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:32 Also, I think our graphic is doomed now.

00:53:36 Yeah, we might not even be able to air this episode.

00:53:39 I mean, Dave is clearly working hard

00:53:42 to be in the Taylor Swift camp.

00:53:46 Yep.

00:53:47 Chief, you're up.

00:53:48 Yeah, Dave Portnoy is the greatest man I know,

00:53:49 and he loves Taylor Swift.

00:53:50 That's true.

00:53:51 Yeah, true.

00:53:51 This pick makes no sense to me.

00:53:53 No, I'm upset.

00:53:57 I'm upset now, guys.

00:53:58 Thank you.

00:54:01 How about--

00:54:01 Chief.

00:54:02 How about just doing things you don't want to do?

00:54:05 Is that too generic?

00:54:07 I think so.

00:54:08 I just feel like--

00:54:09 Wait, that's a pick?

00:54:11 Yeah, I feel like being a man is just

00:54:13 like an endless run of just doing shit you don't want to do.

00:54:15 I got to go to work.

00:54:16 I got to do this.

00:54:17 Because you're the man of the house.

00:54:18 Yeah.

00:54:19 But you got to refine it a little better.

00:54:20 I think that's--

00:54:21 All right, well, then we'll move on from that one.

00:54:23 I'll say knowing stuff about cars.

00:54:26 Yeah, this was on my list.

00:54:28 Yeah.

00:54:29 It's demoralizing going to a mechanic shop

00:54:32 and you just don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:54:34 And you could tell that he's judging the shit out of you.

00:54:37 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:39 It really sucks.

00:54:40 It's the worst 30 minutes of a six-month stretch

00:54:44 you're going to have.

00:54:45 Either of you guys watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?

00:54:49 Yeah.

00:54:50 You know the episode where he's being a car salesman for a day,

00:54:55 basically?

00:54:55 And he's like, oh, this is a car.

00:54:56 It's got big stuff.

00:54:57 It's got pistons and it's engines.

00:54:59 And look at this steering wheel.

00:55:00 He just says generic car stuff because he doesn't

00:55:03 know anything about cars.

00:55:04 That's how I feel.

00:55:06 I am Larry David any time a conversation about cars

00:55:08 comes up.

00:55:09 I know absolutely nothing.

00:55:12 And I do feel like there is something.

00:55:14 You're greasy.

00:55:15 If you know how to work on a car, you're a fucking man.

00:55:18 It's kind of tied to the tools thing a little bit, too.

00:55:21 But yeah, just knowing stuff about cars.

00:55:25 Do you know how to change a tire?

00:55:29 I have, but I had to YouTube directions on the side of the highway.

00:55:33 OK, I can change a tire and I can change brakes.

00:55:35 And I can put washer fluid in, not to brag.

00:55:37 Yep, that's good.

00:55:38 That's pretty good.

00:55:39 Yeah.

00:55:40 Changing brakes.

00:55:42 It's actually very easy.

00:55:44 You're not allowed to, right?

00:55:46 Wait, no, that's New Jersey.

00:55:48 Yeah, he lives in New Jersey.

00:55:49 That's the weirdest shit ever.

00:55:51 It is very weird.

00:55:52 Yeah.

00:55:52 Fifth round, chief.

00:55:56 Yeah.

00:55:57 Mm.

00:55:58 I don't really have any good ones left.

00:56:05 Well, I'll take something I had written down here.

00:56:07 Just talking about your high school sports career.

00:56:10 So just reminiscing, when you do talk to that friend for the first time

00:56:14 in seven, eight, nine, 10 months, you bring up a funny story

00:56:18 from your high school.

00:56:20 Or any time you talk to Dave, you know high school sports is going to come up.

00:56:24 So talking about your own high school sports.

00:56:25 Just talking to one of my best friends for the first time

00:56:28 in like a year and a half the other day.

00:56:30 We didn't really mean to catch up with each other.

00:56:32 We just happened to find ourselves in conversation, unfortunately.

00:56:36 And of course, I brought up how I was named the hardest hitter

00:56:40 by my teammates my freshman and sophomore years of high school.

00:56:44 I don't understand why you quit.

00:56:46 Every story you tell about your freshman, sophomore year,

00:56:49 I'm just like, if you were this kid, I can't believe you didn't make it.

00:56:51 I wanted to focus on baseball, Ed.

00:56:53 That was a mistake.

00:56:54 Being elite.

00:56:54 No shit.

00:56:56 No shit.

00:56:57 No shit.

00:56:58 Yeah, all right.

00:57:01 That's it.

00:57:02 That's talking about high school sports.

00:57:04 Yeah, Rich.

00:57:04 Yeah.

00:57:05 That's your fifth pick?

00:57:06 That's my last pick, yeah.

00:57:08 JR.

00:57:09 All right, my last pick.

00:57:11 Skip this one.

00:57:12 You know what?

00:57:13 I think we'll agree with this one, hopefully.

00:57:16 How about just chopping down a tree?

00:57:18 I had chopping wood on the list.

00:57:19 Yeah, that's as manly as it gets.

00:57:21 See, now you get it.

00:57:24 I feel like my other ones are very manly, too.

00:57:25 But also, chopping down a tree, it's a real man.

00:57:28 You grab an axe.

00:57:29 You never feel manlier than when you have an axe.

00:57:31 That was going to be my next pick, was just owning an axe.

00:57:36 Yeah.

00:57:37 I went to a--

00:57:39 for New Year's one year, this was probably, I don't know,

00:57:42 maybe 10 years ago now.

00:57:43 I went to an Airbnb in Vermont, a little ski getaway thing.

00:57:47 And it had a wood-burning stove.

00:57:49 And I had to take the big blocks of wood

00:57:51 and chop them into fourths to fit them in.

00:57:54 That felt awesome.

00:57:56 I had an axe there, like, hey, just go chop the wood

00:57:58 if you need to restock for the wood-burning stove

00:58:01 to heat the house.

00:58:02 And I did it.

00:58:03 And I was like, I'm still living off of that.

00:58:05 That was maybe the manliest thing I've ever done.

00:58:07 Your endorphins are still firing, I'm sure.

00:58:09 I think I got a few more chest hairs from that.

00:58:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:11 Probably.

00:58:12 Probably.

00:58:13 You know what's also along the same vein as chopping wood,

00:58:16 which I wanted to do, but I was maybe

00:58:18 getting a little too crazy?

00:58:19 Removing a stump from the ground.

00:58:22 That's impossible.

00:58:23 Yeah, you can't do that.

00:58:24 You need chains and a pickup truck.

00:58:28 I looked up--

00:58:29 I got a whole list of all the steps involved.

00:58:32 It involves a pickaxe and a small bow saw.

00:58:35 And it's a whole thing.

00:58:37 That is very manly.

00:58:39 I don't even know what a bow saw is.

00:58:41 Me neither, but it sounds very manly.

00:58:42 Yeah.

00:58:43 Tommy, you're up.

00:58:49 I'm torn here.

00:58:49 I got three or four that I'm between.

00:58:53 Feel like some are better for the graphic,

00:58:56 if I want to try to win the poll.

00:59:00 All right, I'm going to go--

00:59:01 this might not play well on a graphic,

00:59:03 but I'm just going to go, never changing your mind

00:59:05 about anything, no matter how much new information is

00:59:07 presented to you about that subject.

00:59:10 Just forming your opinion on something

00:59:12 and just being stubborn and set in your ways about it.

00:59:15 And no matter what type of fucking facts and science

00:59:19 and math suggest otherwise, you just say, no.

00:59:22 This is what I believe.

00:59:23 I believe in my conviction.

00:59:25 I don't want to fucking hear all this fucking data and shit.

00:59:28 Tommy, you are--

00:59:29 It's manly?

00:59:29 Sure.

00:59:31 This is the manly draft, not the liberal draft.

00:59:36 No, true.

00:59:37 Good, good.

00:59:38 So I was, for one of my honorable mentions,

00:59:41 was just voting for Donald Trump as a manly--

00:59:43 I had that written down, too.

00:59:46 Yeah.

00:59:47 Having megaflags, yeah.

00:59:49 Oh, yeah.

00:59:50 I like that.

00:59:51 I'm doing it more in a manly way, not a lib way.

00:59:55 All right, fair.

00:59:55 It's checked out.

00:59:57 OK, yeah, I get it now.

00:59:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:02 Yeah, the taxes should be low.

01:00:05 And then I don't care what else anyone's going to throw at me

01:00:08 and be like, oh, here's why they should be a little bit higher.

01:00:10 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:00:11 No.

01:00:11 Taxes should be low.

01:00:11 Flat 10%.

01:00:14 Yes.

01:00:14 And I don't care the results of that.

01:00:17 I want low taxes.

01:00:18 I want to bomb other countries.

01:00:21 Fuck yeah.

01:00:21 There's nothing more manly.

01:00:23 Put a boot in their ass.

01:00:25 Singing Toby Keith.

01:00:29 Yeah, of course.

01:00:30 Yeah, yeah, man stuff.

01:00:33 Yeah.

01:00:34 I think, Dave, the liberal way would

01:00:36 be to get new information and flip-flop every other day.

01:00:39 Oh, yeah, that, too.

01:00:40 That's true.

01:00:41 That's true.

01:00:42 That is true.

01:00:43 No, not us.

01:00:43 We're staunch in what we believe in, and we stick with it.

01:00:47 White socks, Dave.

01:00:48 I have one written in already that I

01:00:56 knew wasn't going to get taken, but now I'm

01:00:58 kind of flip-flopping on it.

01:00:59 I'll just go with it.

01:01:05 I'll just go with having a super firm handshake.

01:01:07 It's a great way to emasculate other men.

01:01:09 It's a great way to announce your presence with authority.

01:01:15 You look him in the eye.

01:01:16 You squeeze that thing as hard as you fucking can.

01:01:21 And you're basically having a nonverbal dick measuring

01:01:25 contest about who can squeeze the other man's hand firmer.

01:01:30 And whoever wins is the better and bigger man.

01:01:35 It's true.

01:01:36 That's a fact.

01:01:36 Similar vein to throwing a ball.

01:01:38 Yeah, that's great value.

01:01:40 Great value in the fifth, I said.

01:01:41 Some guy's mitts.

01:01:43 Remember during COVID, the libs tried

01:01:45 to take away hand yeah, they tried to kill my dead body.

01:01:49 Yeah, they did.

01:01:50 That was the most overreactionary thing.

01:01:52 Oh, totally.

01:01:53 But I think like coronavirus talk to me yet.

01:01:56 Talk to me, baby.

01:01:58 Oh, no, he can't win again.

01:02:00 What should we do?

01:02:00 We can't win again.

01:02:02 Let's make a virus.

01:02:03 Let's build a virus in a lab in China

01:02:06 and tell people it was bats and stuff.

01:02:08 Yeah, Tommy Tuvac.

01:02:10 Can I go outside today, Rachel Maddow?

01:02:12 Can I go outside today?

01:02:14 Hold on.

01:02:16 Can you please step three feet?

01:02:18 You're not the six feet radius.

01:02:19 Excuse me.

01:02:22 Can I see your Vax card, sir?

01:02:25 I was talking to handshakes, but I put that on a T for you, sir.

01:02:28 You're welcome.

01:02:28 I knew.

01:02:29 I knew as well.

01:02:30 I was saying it.

01:02:30 I was like, here, Dave.

01:02:31 Here you go.

01:02:32 I'm lobbing it open up.

01:02:33 And you both headed out of the park.

01:02:36 Turbo man.

01:02:37 Turbo man's pretty manly.

01:02:38 Yeah, you both headed out of the park.

01:02:40 But yeah, I was like, we're never going to shake hands again.

01:02:43 Well, let's think about that.

01:02:46 Good pick.

01:02:47 My last pick, Mr. Irrelevant.

01:02:51 I'm going to go with not wearing a jacket.

01:02:53 Oh, yeah.

01:02:54 Yeah.

01:02:54 I don't wear jackets.

01:02:55 Yeah.

01:02:56 I was just-- not wearing a coat.

01:02:58 Nope.

01:02:58 It's not cold.

01:02:59 You cold, man?

01:03:00 Nope.

01:03:00 I'm basically sweating right here.

01:03:02 When you see a football team in January in a playoff game

01:03:06 roll out there and none of the linemen have sleeves,

01:03:09 I'm like, that team's winning.

01:03:11 Because they got more real men.

01:03:12 Yeah.

01:03:14 Air weather.

01:03:14 Yep.

01:03:15 Thank you.

01:03:15 Yep.

01:03:17 Yeah.

01:03:17 That's a fantastic pick.

01:03:18 That's a great pick.

01:03:19 Where is the--

01:03:20 I always like being hot and wanting the AC low, too.

01:03:23 Like similar energy.

01:03:24 Yeah.

01:03:24 What do you-- where is the line for you where you

01:03:28 feel like you can wear a coat?

01:03:29 Negatives.

01:03:34 It's got to be negatives.

01:03:35 Probably under--

01:03:36 We talking Celsius?

01:03:38 No, no, no.

01:03:38 Because you're a real man.

01:03:39 No, no.

01:03:40 Yeah.

01:03:40 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:41 You don't do that European sissy shit.

01:03:43 Definitely it's got to be under 20.

01:03:46 OK.

01:03:46 All right.

01:03:47 For sure.

01:03:47 Yeah.

01:03:49 I agree.

01:03:49 Yeah.

01:03:50 It's got to be--

01:03:51 So like 30 degrees and snow, you're just

01:03:53 like rolling out in a hoodie?

01:03:54 Yeah.

01:03:54 Probably.

01:03:55 You can.

01:03:56 Yeah.

01:03:56 If you're shoveling or something like that, too,

01:03:57 you're going to--

01:03:58 I mean, I do.

01:03:58 --sweat anyways.

01:03:59 Yeah.

01:04:00 I don't really wear.

01:04:01 Yeah.

01:04:03 I bundle up.

01:04:06 Well, we know.

01:04:07 I bet Tommy wears a scarf and mittens.

01:04:09 Now, I have mittens.

01:04:11 I love mittens.

01:04:12 They're big leather mittens.

01:04:14 Owning leather things?

01:04:16 Pretty manly.

01:04:16 Yeah.

01:04:17 Fuck yeah.

01:04:18 Are you-- yeah, we could do a bunch of those now.

01:04:20 What do you have, Chief?

01:04:21 We'll start with you.

01:04:22 I had yard work and then kind of--

01:04:25 it's directionally the same thing,

01:04:27 but just having calluses on your hands.

01:04:28 Like if you're doing work, you're, I don't know,

01:04:31 cranking gears or wrenches or something,

01:04:33 you develop some calluses.

01:04:34 Like having calluses is pretty manly.

01:04:36 I did also have voting for Trump.

01:04:40 I think that's everything else I had written down has been

01:04:42 picked.

01:04:43 White Sox, Dave?

01:04:45 This one just popped into my head after Trump,

01:04:47 and I already picked, but locker room talk,

01:04:51 defending the family.

01:04:53 I don't know where I was going to go with this one,

01:04:55 but calling son, son.

01:04:58 Come here, son.

01:04:59 Yeah, I had something like that.

01:05:00 I got a white--

01:05:01 That's a good one.

01:05:02 Being unbelievably patriotic, owning guns,

01:05:05 changing tires, whistling with your fingers,

01:05:10 not separating your laundry, cutting grass into patterns,

01:05:14 backing cars into parking spots easily.

01:05:17 Oh, that's a good one.

01:05:18 And then not having a top sheet.

01:05:21 Not having a top sheet.

01:05:23 Yeah, I also feel like watching other people do work.

01:05:27 Like you ever seen that?

01:05:29 Like guys working on something, and you just

01:05:30 have a few guys who stand there watching,

01:05:32 just in case he needs your help, but you're just

01:05:33 standing there watching them do work,

01:05:34 watching people do work, watching people do stuff.

01:05:36 Mm-hmm.

01:05:39 Marlboro Reds.

01:05:40 I was trying to figure out a way to weave Marlboro Man

01:05:44 into it, because he is just the manliest man that ever manned.

01:05:48 And I couldn't figure it out, because Ed

01:05:50 didn't send the draft topic until like 11.55.

01:05:54 We talked about it last night.

01:05:55 We said manly things last night.

01:05:57 I don't think we decided it.

01:05:58 I was joking, though.

01:05:59 It was like 9.

01:06:03 I have a couple.

01:06:04 Drinking scotch or just really anything on the rocks or neat

01:06:07 is pretty fucking manly.

01:06:09 But I took drinking beer, so I didn't want to double up

01:06:11 and have holes in my board.

01:06:14 And I had just building stuff is pretty manly.

01:06:17 And I'm not talking like--

01:06:18 Yeah.

01:06:19 Like I'm not talking--

01:06:19 Just building shit.

01:06:20 Yeah, not like Ikea, but like yeah, I made this with wood.

01:06:23 Like I did this myself.

01:06:25 Really kind of putting-- like I used to have--

01:06:28 the old apartment had this big smoker,

01:06:30 and that took four hours to build.

01:06:33 Probably would take a real man like one,

01:06:34 but it took me four hours.

01:06:35 And I'm like, after I was done, I'm like, yeah,

01:06:37 I built this grill.

01:06:39 I'm a man.

01:06:41 Yep.

01:06:41 Yeah.

01:06:42 I want to hear John Rich's board last,

01:06:44 so Tommy, we'll go with you.

01:06:46 I had drinking black coffee, only having black coffee.

01:06:50 I thought about that one.

01:06:51 Hating your wife.

01:06:54 Yeah.

01:06:55 Screaming at the TV during the game,

01:06:59 mainly criticizing your favorite team,

01:07:01 even though they're just way more athletic than you.

01:07:04 Like, this guy fucking sucks.

01:07:07 Kind of like pretending to not know pop culture.

01:07:10 Like, oh, the Kardashians, what, she fucking

01:07:12 sucked dick that one time?

01:07:13 Yeah.

01:07:14 Or like, something like that.

01:07:15 That's fucking Swiss.

01:07:18 Yeah, that was similar.

01:07:19 Can I give a quick example of that as an admission?

01:07:23 Yeah.

01:07:24 The other day, I was sitting next to Nick Turaney and Nikki

01:07:27 Smokes.

01:07:27 And Nick Turaney asked Nikki Smokes

01:07:29 to name a bunch of Pokemon.

01:07:31 And I acted like I couldn't name 10,

01:07:33 and I could have easily named like 25 probably.

01:07:36 But knowing Pokemon is just kind of gay,

01:07:38 so I didn't want to name more than 10.

01:07:42 Mansplaining things.

01:07:46 Having control of the remote.

01:07:47 I was maybe going to go with that.

01:07:49 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:07:50 Man of the house has control of the remote.

01:07:51 That's true.

01:07:52 He also has his own chair.

01:07:54 Being fat.

01:07:55 I feel like being fat's pretty manly,

01:07:57 or just like having a dad bod, basically.

01:07:59 Thank god for that.

01:08:00 Yeah, thank god someone has a fucking brain

01:08:03 in this conversation.

01:08:05 John Ritchie.

01:08:06 Yeah, that's pretty much it.

01:08:07 Oh my god.

01:08:10 OK, are you ready?

01:08:11 Mm-hmm.

01:08:12 All right.

01:08:14 I don't like your attitudes right now, but here we go.

01:08:16 I have-- well, I was going to do not eating pussy.

01:08:19 That would have been--

01:08:20 That's a good one.

01:08:21 Great pick.

01:08:22 Yeah.

01:08:23 I don't do that.

01:08:24 I know you guys would probably like this.

01:08:26 Hanging out in a garage.

01:08:28 Yep.

01:08:28 Very manly.

01:08:29 Yeah.

01:08:30 Being a real life cowboy.

01:08:32 Like actual, like real life.

01:08:34 You get up every day.

01:08:35 Like a ranch hand.

01:08:36 Yeah.

01:08:39 Being Russian.

01:08:40 Just like Russian dudes are just crazy.

01:08:42 I like that.

01:08:43 Russian dudes are pretty manly, I got to say.

01:08:45 Yeah.

01:08:46 Probably the manliest.

01:08:47 Nationality.

01:08:48 Like a remote area, too.

01:08:49 Like you've just been living in this remote ass area of Russia.

01:08:52 You're full of--

01:08:53 Like Chechnya.

01:08:53 Yeah.

01:08:54 It's probably the most red blood American men in Russia--

01:08:59 in Europe are Russians.

01:09:02 Probably the most like us.

01:09:03 Yeah.

01:09:04 The farther west you get in Europe, the--

01:09:07 Manlier you get.

01:09:08 No.

01:09:09 The least--

01:09:10 Oh, farther west.

01:09:11 West.

01:09:11 Yeah.

01:09:11 Like the French, let's be honest,

01:09:13 they're a bunch of pussies.

01:09:14 Yes.

01:09:15 Correct.

01:09:15 Yeah.

01:09:17 Then I have going to prison.

01:09:19 That's-- yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:20 Getting arrested manly.

01:09:21 Yeah.

01:09:22 Swallowing swords, juggling fire.

01:09:25 Swallowing swords?

01:09:27 That's gay as hell.

01:09:29 Yeah.

01:09:29 If your throat's-- if you got a gag reflex that

01:09:32 will allow a sword to go down your throat, then you're gay.

01:09:37 That's a crazy thing.

01:09:40 I wish you knew that.

01:09:41 Swallowing swords is kind of badass.

01:09:44 No.

01:09:44 No, it sounds dangerous.

01:09:46 What's wrong with you?

01:09:47 You guys.

01:09:48 I'm going to do my own manly draft.

01:09:50 I'm going to have to make my own.

01:09:52 I wish you picked that one so we had that on the graph.

01:09:54 Me too.

01:09:55 Swallowing swords.

01:09:58 Well, I might have gone down there,

01:10:00 but you guys discouraged me so much I got gun shy.

01:10:04 I wish you went erections third.

01:10:06 Swallowing swords fourth.

01:10:08 That would have been great.

01:10:09 That would have been wild.

01:10:10 I got more.

01:10:11 Don't worry.

01:10:13 Mining for coal.

01:10:14 That would have been--

01:10:15 Oh, that's a good one.

01:10:16 Having black lung.

01:10:18 Yeah.

01:10:18 Having black lung.

01:10:19 Nothing's-- yeah.

01:10:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:22 Hunting crocodiles.

01:10:24 OK.

01:10:24 Manly as shit.

01:10:26 Joining the army.

01:10:27 I should have picked that one.

01:10:28 Joining the army is very manly.

01:10:31 Ice road trucking.

01:10:33 Diving in front of a bullet for somebody.

01:10:35 Like saving somebody's life by taking a bullet for them.

01:10:38 Listening to Joe Rogan.

01:10:40 Being a stunt man.

01:10:42 Having a log cabin with guns and mounted animal heads

01:10:45 and animal squirrels.

01:10:47 I mean, we talked about Mr. Wells.

01:10:49 Yeah.

01:10:49 Yeah, just mounting animal heads.

01:10:51 Yeah.

01:10:52 Dude, the Rogan one should have been picked.

01:10:54 That's as manly as it gets.

01:10:56 And then telling all the women around you

01:10:58 how much you listen to Rogan.

01:10:59 So they're well aware of that.

01:11:02 Right.

01:11:04 And then I think the last ones are having a doomsday bunker.

01:11:09 And then farting, taking a big shit, and having a big dog.

01:11:14 Oh, having a big dog's a good one.

01:11:16 That's a very good one.

01:11:17 I was thinking liking dogs more than women.

01:11:23 Yeah, 100%.

01:11:25 Yeah, I like dogs more than women.

01:11:26 Yeah.

01:11:27 So what?

01:11:28 Yeah.

01:11:30 Oh, yeah.

01:11:31 Oh, yeah.

01:11:32 All right, I'll read them through.

01:11:34 Yard work.

01:11:35 And we will then vote who will be off the poll.

01:11:40 Chief, smoking cigars, having tools,

01:11:42 not talking to your best friends,

01:11:43 knowing stuff about cars, talking about your high school

01:11:45 sports days.

01:11:47 John Ricks, competing in World's Strongest Man,

01:11:49 ramping a monster truck, having a boner,

01:11:51 hating Taylor Swift, chopping down a tree.

01:11:53 Tommy Smokes, grilling meats, objectifying women,

01:11:57 internalizing all emotions, knowing a lot about World War

01:12:00 II, forming an opinion and never changing it.

01:12:03 White Sox Dave, having a strong arm, not going to the hospital,

01:12:06 not remembering birthdays, knowing directions well,

01:12:09 having a firm handshake.

01:12:11 Eddie Dipping, drinking beer, driving a pickup truck,

01:12:14 eating red meat, not wearing a jacket.

01:12:16 If you can all write down what you have, we will do this.

01:12:22 Huh.

01:12:23 You owe me access to your notes.

01:12:26 What'd you say?

01:12:27 Should we text it to you?

01:12:28 Or you could just write it on your phone, too.

01:12:29 You could like write it in your notes or just like a fake text.

01:12:32 We're voting one off.

01:12:39 Yes.

01:12:39 All right, you ready?

01:12:45 Chief, what do you got?

01:12:46 I am voting for John Rich.

01:12:48 White Sox Dave?

01:12:50 Aye.

01:12:52 John Rich.

01:12:53 John Rich, who are you voting for?

01:12:54 I guess I'm voting for Dave.

01:13:00 Tommy Smokes, who are you voting for?

01:13:02 I voted for John Rich, too.

01:13:04 All right, John Rich, unfortunately, you are gone.

01:13:07 Who did you vote for, Ed?

01:13:08 John Rich.

01:13:11 John.

01:13:12 Disappointing.

01:13:13 This is disappointing.

01:13:13 I thought I had some creative ideas,

01:13:16 thought outside the box a little bit.

01:13:19 It did not play like I thought it would.

01:13:22 I liked your honorable mentions more.

01:13:26 Yeah, so did I.

01:13:28 You had a lot of manly shit on there.

01:13:31 Picked the wrong one.

01:13:31 Yeah.

01:13:32 Yeah, listening to Joe Rogan would have been--

01:13:34 Very good.

01:13:35 That could have been 1-1.

01:13:36 I'd have mailed to the animal.

01:13:37 You think the monster truck?

01:13:40 It's just not something that happens enough.

01:13:43 Yeah, there's not very many real men,

01:13:45 but those are the manliest men.

01:13:47 I don't think--

01:13:48 I think bull riders are more manly than men.

01:13:50 Yeah, it's just like rodeos, yeah.

01:13:53 Monster truck rally.

01:13:55 Yeah, and ramping.

01:13:56 I think the word ramping threw everybody off.

01:13:58 I got another one.

01:14:00 Having a trophy wife, that's pretty manly.

01:14:03 Yeah.

01:14:04 And you're not liking her that much.

01:14:05 Yeah, right, exactly.

01:14:07 Oh, just grunting, like nonverbal--

01:14:10 Yeah.

01:14:12 Nonverbal hellos, too.

01:14:14 Like you said, head pull, head bob.

01:14:18 All right, then.

01:14:19 John Rich, Tommy Smokes, thank you.

01:14:21 Yeah, thank you, guys.

01:14:22 Yeah, all right, then.

01:14:24 Thanks, guys.

01:14:24 Thanks, everybody, for listening.

01:14:26 Thank you for watching.

01:14:27 That's it for today.

01:14:28 Be back tomorrow.

01:14:28 We'll see you then.

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