Ranking The Best Sitcom Characters in TV History

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00:00:00 Alright, I think today's Monday. It is November 6th. Welcome to the dog walk presented by Barstool Sports snake draft Monday

00:00:06 We're joined on zoom by Glennie balls Marty mush

00:00:09 Gunny, I mean Marty we'll start with you. You're notoriously horrible at these things

00:00:13 Wait, what you win?

00:00:17 Carnival no, you know when you're on what did he would you win?

00:00:21 I won the carnival you were on sweet candy and you drafted fruit by the foot one one

00:00:28 I try and forget that one this I have a bad relationship with this show because the rice balls still piss me off till today

00:00:34 I hand up I was wrong. I was also wrong. I've had a handful of rice ball since

00:00:39 Yeah, they're just fucking so you just had to use the fancy name saying rice balls is what's saying

00:00:47 That's that's exactly right

00:00:54 Iron genie I would have pretended to know what it was and they're like, oh that sounds fancy and delicious. Mm-hmm rice ball

00:01:00 I'm like this fucking scumbag. Then what an idiot? Yeah, I

00:01:03 Got a order of rice ball

00:01:05 Specifically because of that at like right after that draft maybe within a week and I don't even know if they were technically good rice

00:01:12 Balls, but they were still awesome. Yeah

00:01:15 Also, it was for roll-up not fruit by the foot my apology. Yeah. Well if he had had

00:01:23 Yeah, exactly. I think he made that mistake. Yeah

00:01:27 Yeah, yeah, and he's all you're already ruining my drafts here, but we'll get to that later

00:01:32 Gluttony, how we doing?

00:01:35 Good grumpy

00:01:37 Why would I be grumpy? I don't know just checking

00:01:39 No, I'm good. It's beautiful. What's right there? Happy Monday. Lenny balls have to be grumpy about he lives to be like always grumpy

00:01:46 So grumpy, so I can be grumpy

00:01:49 When am I grumpy? I'll tell you when you're grumpy when you've had a few too much to drink here and there you get a little grumpy

00:01:54 You don't know I get happy

00:01:58 Soon, so do I everybody gets a grumpy around Dave, but he gets happy. Yeah

00:02:03 What was last that we would drink together - Nashville, yeah, Nashville's two years ago that was in plenty time

00:02:11 That was just this past summer. That was like three months ago. No, that was June 2021

00:02:16 That was June 20

00:02:18 We had a great we had a great time yeah fantastic time had us up in kid

00:02:25 Yeah, Connie. Did you know they're building a tin roof in a Wrigleyville? I did not that's pretty cool. Yeah

00:02:32 It's chiefs open. Yep, Eric Church's place. I

00:02:36 Don't believe so. Okay, I was there like three weeks ago. It was very much still under construction

00:02:41 I was stunned to see that tin roof Wrigleyville was wearing Wrigley like

00:02:46 Across from like HVAC. Oh, okay. So that's a good spot though. Really feels great. Yeah, probably make a killing. That'll be good

00:02:54 They will there. Yeah today's topic as you saw by the title is TV comedy characters

00:03:00 so we've done TV comedies we did that I believe with RA and

00:03:04 It was you had to take one from each decade and then we've also took Cosby. I'm pretty sure I think I think he did

00:03:12 Yeah, I think he did

00:03:14 Use it as his niche. Yeah. Yeah, you know guys they're keeping the show alive

00:03:19 So we're gonna take the characters from ever forget those shows

00:03:23 We have banned HBO. That's the only rule because we've already done HBO characters drafts. So we don't want too much

00:03:29 Yeah, you know, that's all I watch is HBO comedies. Well, I don't watch any of these very much

00:03:37 So I'm yeah behind you so taking away the HBO catalog is it makes it very difficult for sure

00:03:44 But it makes sense though. We've we've done we've talked about Johnny drama. We've talked about yeah a lot of people

00:03:51 Yes, we've talked about so many of them

00:03:53 We're gonna give some more people there do because there are plenty of TV characters out there that deserve their do exactly

00:03:59 It's good time to talk network television. Yes. Yes. Yeah, that's what well, I mean, how old are you again Marty?

00:04:05 29 okay, so you're a little older but balls. You're only like 25, right?

00:04:10 27 just turned 27. We're all getting old. But I mean grow up on network. These guys don't know about

00:04:16 Must-see TV exactly. That's what I'm saying. There's a night NBC must-see TV

00:04:20 And it was my see everybody like the whole family circle around the TV and watch it

00:04:25 Hey, I have a quick question before this begins. This just popped in my head. I don't have any written down

00:04:30 But this just popped in my head. Can we use recurring Saturday Night Live characters?

00:04:35 I had the same question actually and I think that should be fair game

00:04:37 I don't know

00:04:39 Combs are way different. Yeah. Yeah, that's a sketch show. So like Jackass wouldn't be

00:04:45 sitcom

00:04:47 You said TV comedy. Oh, so it's only sitcoms

00:04:50 On my list I had the situation on here. Oh

00:04:55 That's reality TV, he's still a funny TV guy

00:05:01 This is the most cut and dry Eddie introduces as T funniest TV character. I I'm on their side for this one

00:05:08 He is a carrot. He is a guy. I'm with you, but he has a definitely character

00:05:14 Listen this was born out of respect for Matthew Perry. Okay, I'm just gonna can I ask doing one that I have?

00:05:21 What if he goes on drafted though, Matthew probably I never seen that she's probably gonna go under

00:05:25 Oh, maybe I don't know balls a big friends got I

00:05:28 Have a question on a show. Can we get it out of the way now? Sure Reno 9-1-1. I

00:05:33 Don't know much about a show. It's it's a it's a sketch comedy, but there it's

00:05:40 It's complete fiction they're all characters and it's recurring though, right like they're in every yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine

00:05:48 That's fine. Yeah, it's totally fair. Yeah, okay, but I mean you said no sketch comedy. That's it's complete sketch comedy

00:05:56 This is a draft by five idiots, so this is gonna be a tough one. Yeah, what number is this?

00:06:01 We've been doing nothing but dress with five idiots. So yeah TV comedy. They're used to it by now TV sitcom

00:06:08 Character draft. All right, that's all call also shout out to Mackenzie

00:06:13 She's helping produce stepping in today our last show in the old office. We hope we think hopefully pretty sure

00:06:19 I'm done driving up here when I I'm over it. Yeah, so last one

00:06:26 Alright we could do the order

00:06:28 Mackenzie has a number one through five behind her back

00:06:32 Do you have a Mackenzie? Yes, Marty. What number is it? Oh

00:06:36 Is it four two?

00:06:39 Don't tell us

00:06:49 A new number

00:06:51 No, it's okay. All right one through five money balls

00:06:56 Let me tell you this is not a great draft. I want a high pick in I'm gonna go with

00:07:00 Don't don't I pick a number and then if I get it right I got correct. Yeah, you can't say five

00:07:10 All right, is it five? No, yes

00:07:15 Is he right or wrong say if he's right or wrong? Oh, no, okay. All right chief one through five

00:07:20 Hold on you're using the same number now. Do you understand Mackenzie?

00:07:24 Three

00:07:30 Is it three yes. All right, so you get to pick one through I will go third

00:07:35 That's I think that's the best place to pick in this draft. All right now Dave Mackenzie has a number one through four

00:07:41 Behind her back. What number is it one?

00:07:45 Yeah

00:07:47 I'll go five cuz I know fuck exactly how I'm gonna go and I know all these tasteless morons

00:07:56 I'm on the panel with right now. Don't even watch my TV shows. So I'm good there. I won through three to me

00:08:02 Mackenzie I'm gonna say one

00:08:05 No

00:08:07 Barty one through three

00:08:09 To know Glenny, thank God three

00:08:15 All right, I gotta go for here he's easy for fuck me I want easy for one or two to me

00:08:20 Mackenzie Mackenzie ever say one. No. All right, Marius - I'll go second Ed first overall

00:08:29 All right. I actually

00:08:32 Yeah, this first of all, this is a brutal pick. I actually think it's pretty easy

00:08:36 I'm excited to see you say well, maybe not pretty easy

00:08:39 There's a lot of really good shows and you haven't seen any of them. Yeah, I haven't seen a ton

00:08:43 I'm I'm in a tough situation because you did great. Don't want don't want your father tell you different

00:08:48 He's gonna be very disappointed

00:08:50 Her dad's a big fan of the show. Oh

00:08:52 He should roast you oh, he's gonna be Thanksgiving

00:08:57 It's alright Jim give her a pass

00:09:10 We appreciate her stepping in

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00:09:22 Honestly, yeah

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00:09:31 I just put them on they do and that's not just jeans people. It's chinos. It's shorts. It's joggers. He's a big chinos guy

00:09:38 I just got a couple pair sent to me. So I'm excited to chinos

00:09:41 Yeah, like I'm like pretty much a sweatpants and jeans guy like I don't really delve into the - I'm gonna try to get into

00:09:47 It this year. There you go. I'll help you out there a little holiday mugsy got me into the chinos - you're gonna be

00:09:52 I'll help you out. You're gonna be looking good for midnight mass and your chinos. Yeah. Yeah, it's maroon pair. Oh

00:09:57 That's all it is. I know yeah, but I feel like I'm gonna turn into a chestnuts guy like you but I hope not

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00:10:35 All right

00:10:38 the TV sitcom character draft

00:10:40 I'm up one one overall

00:10:43 Michael Scott

00:10:46 Basic bitch

00:10:48 Listen, what a loser. You're the best person that show you're gonna tell me he's not funny as fuck

00:10:54 Yeah, of course he is but he's not the best person even in that show. Yes, he is

00:10:58 It's just you can't say he's the best because then that's a basic answer

00:11:01 But it's really not even an office guy. I

00:11:03 Don't think I watched it till Jim and Pam got together then I stopped that's probably a pretty good time to stop

00:11:09 It was downhill a little bit. I wait what that's like the third season for

00:11:13 Yeah, maybe until like six yeah

00:11:18 But yeah, this is a basic bitch pick and I feel like you just recently watched The Office, right?

00:11:23 Yeah, people say it was good until he left. So that's an indictment on the show. Totally eight nine

00:11:28 He was never season eight nine. Yeah, but it's like you could say that about

00:11:31 So the best shows of all time don't fucking come at Michael Scott this rid that I'm not coming at Michael Scott everyone

00:11:36 It's just like a great character I respect you more of your mind and your mind I was like like, okay

00:11:45 Let me be lazy in this draft and take the easiest one. Yeah, it's not for me

00:11:49 Listen, it's not my fault that a bunch of girls decided to watch The Office on Netflix

00:11:54 During quarantine. That's a good point. But now you do you do you believe in this pic?

00:11:59 Are you just saying it because you know the people love them too much?

00:12:01 That's a great question. You watch it during Kovac for the first time. I think so. Yeah, that's besides the point

00:12:06 That's besides the point. I wasn't I wasn't like live tweeting it or like I

00:12:11 Don't know saying I'm Jim looking for my Pam. I wasn't doing that shit

00:12:15 What does that matter? That means I wasn't a basic bitch. I just watch the show. I enjoy

00:12:23 Yeah, this is not a pander Oh man, they're Ned Michael Scott is funny. He's funny as fuck. No, he's funny

00:12:30 I good pick what's his best episode? I hate when he does that

00:12:33 In front of a Sabaro I've seen that mean yeah

00:12:39 His favorite one's prison Mike

00:12:44 McKenzie you like

00:12:51 Okay, good. Well, everybody likes The Office. Would you like this pic?

00:12:54 That stutter says it all the pause says it all no, I do like it I feel like it is

00:13:03 pandering a little bit I

00:13:06 Okay

00:13:08 Listen, I get but a heavy hitter has to go first overall. Yeah. No, I respect it

00:13:13 Yeah, so I don't know. I've already defended Michael Scott. It's a great pick Eddie

00:13:18 I just actually I just googled best. I just Google funniest TV characters, you know popped up as the one

00:13:22 Michael Scott so I mean that that answers Marty's question earlier when the IT guy

00:13:27 He sees the IT guy coming into the office and he thinks the terrorist attack is fucking hysterical

00:13:32 Like there's so many funny

00:13:34 Well, yeah, the office was problematic at that point. They say that yeah season one was like super. Yeah. I know they say that all time

00:13:42 Yeah

00:13:43 That's the material they gave me. I'm laughing at what they gave me

00:13:46 Yeah, no guys Marty. You're up

00:13:48 You're gonna be so nervous the rest of your pics. Oh

00:13:52 He is the king of getting nervous and here's the other thing he doesn't have a deep board by the time it gets back to

00:14:00 Him he's gonna have to nail this pick. Yeah

00:14:02 That's why I listen sometimes chief has some bad drafts, but he believes in this yeah, you believe it conviction

00:14:10 You don't sway away Eddie sways away. Sometimes I

00:14:14 Standby my pick. Holy just to be clear. Okay, Michael Scott is a one-way in TV history

00:14:20 It's a very funny guy. I think you could absolutely be argued

00:14:23 I say that without having seen much of the office. I mean the trash so

00:14:27 Things they'll be like Eddie you're an idiot. They're just haters. They're just trying to get you until I'm not it's a great pick

00:14:36 I just googled his characters. He was number one

00:14:38 I actually hate to see that the last draft in this office and Eddie's get run out of here. It's tough. I

00:14:44 Michael Scott's great. You might as well remote start the Tesla right now. Just get it warmed up. Ready? Do that already make your pick

00:14:51 You know what I'm gonna stay true to myself and I'm gonna go with Kramer right here I love Kramer

00:14:59 He's one of my favorite characters of in

00:15:02 sitcom television

00:15:05 Because we're not doing HBO so I can't have my Larry characters, but I'm going Kramer every time he goes through that door

00:15:11 I laugh every single time

00:15:13 Yeah, I mean it's uh, I would say he might be the least funny of the four I think he is yeah

00:15:20 No, I think he is. Hey, you think Jerry's funnier than

00:15:24 Jerry subtle humor is

00:15:28 Outstanding and it it's a perfect yin and yang with Kramer's like obnoxious humor. It's awesome. I love it

00:15:34 I think George is like the easy way. That's like Michael Scott to me. That's just like yeah, of course

00:15:39 Yeah, you're thinking

00:15:42 Kramer is known as the funniest one hundred

00:15:45 There's no accounting for taste and if you like zany wacky physical comedy, that's you know, that's your guy

00:15:52 The truth is he's just not a very good. You must really love Michael Richards. Yeah. Yeah

00:15:55 He pulled a mince he pulled a mincey, right

00:16:02 Way worse than mincey. Yeah, it was he was pointing and screaming it at yeah, it was very

00:16:09 No, I I do think Kramer is the worst of the four though I do so you don't that's just idiotic like Elaine is like

00:16:20 Elaine is the perfect woman

00:16:23 She's TV royalty

00:16:26 And beep maybe not and not inside and how did she get to beep she was great and beep I think she's great in Seinfeld

00:16:33 She's incredible inside the fact that you think Jerry's well a funnier is that funny in that show?

00:16:38 It's crazy Kramer's all just he's like the adult version of dick jokes

00:16:41 Just like shock humor and that's literally your human more eyes. I'm not a fucking pain

00:16:47 Someone hits you in the dick you laugh

00:16:50 Yeah, and actually it's not that true. I mean

00:16:54 I

00:16:56 First yeah, I'm I'm going George. I'm up. I'm up now. I'm taking George's hands. He is that's the pick he what?

00:17:03 Thank you, Dave. He was the funniest guy. I mean especially Marty

00:17:07 You're such a Larry guy Larry David guy like that whole George Costanza written based on Larry David

00:17:13 So if you love curb, but you shit on George Costanza, that's crazy

00:17:17 But I think that was

00:17:23 Man's playing Larry to me because I don't I like George, but you know I have my Larry

00:17:29 Yeah, I I think I think Costanza is the number one TV character of the 90s

00:17:34 I think he's the one who like all if you're gonna like

00:17:37 Like a pie chart of the funniest moments

00:17:40 Costanza's involved in the majority of them, so I love George Costanza and

00:17:46 Thrilled to get my three. I thought he was gonna go one one, but thank God Ed was

00:17:50 Picking one one. Sorry. I wasn't this is genius. I've never seen Seinfeld so yeah, maybe disingenuous

00:17:55 Well, you've done that I'm surprised you didn't watch one episode this morning be like oh

00:17:58 I saw it was funny kind of like what you do on your little dress was one movie shot. Yeah, yeah already

00:18:03 I hope that was still wild that you pulled that move. What'd you say I overthought it?

00:18:08 George is the answer and and I George is my favorite character, and then I

00:18:15 Got cute, and I made fun of Eddie too much, and I got nervous

00:18:20 I

00:18:22 Told you upset

00:18:24 That level of honesty almost makes me want to just give you George, and I'll pick again

00:18:29 So Marty is the biggest Larry David guy I know and George's Larry David

00:18:37 That's why I was trying to go away from it because everyone thought I'd pick him and I'm fucked up

00:18:40 Okay

00:18:42 Don't let that fruit roll up rice ball guy get that hey, I like Marty

00:18:48 Me and she's a great relationship. Yeah, so all right so Costanza sounds like a good pick

00:18:53 I mean, I don't like I said I'm gonna show, but he's the best he makes me laugh

00:18:57 Just like the gift the gifts of them. Yeah, he's hilarious, but they're a Kleiner. Yeah, everything looks funny

00:19:03 It's kind of no never mind

00:19:13 I'd base a ton of my like outlook on life and world views on George Costanza's writers

00:19:18 And I was horse there's over wasn't there a moment where you ate

00:19:22 Oh, it was the Brandon Walker bacon where you pulled it out of the trash like yes

00:19:25 Oh, no, that was very intentional though. That was that was very intentional. Yeah

00:19:29 Like I could see White Sox Dave quitting barstool then showing back up on Monday, and no one says a word like I

00:19:42 Balls of Europe okay, so I have a very clear top two that I want

00:19:45 Being strategic here because Dave is going back to back next for me right mm-hmm

00:19:50 And I'm a recent watcher of this show - and I know Dave is a recent watcher of this show - I remember his tweets

00:19:56 I'm gonna take Frank Reynolds at four

00:19:59 Frank's great Frank's I recently watched only sunny for the first time and I think he's balls what took us so long

00:20:07 What took it so long he's on be unbelievably funny. He's just unbelievably funny. I'd honestly I've only gotten I haven't watched every season

00:20:14 I'm at through like 20 ish or something

00:20:16 So I had the last few seasons, but it's I would say maybe the best sitcom

00:20:22 I've ever watched and I don't say that lightly it's not and I'm not like a huge

00:20:26 I never grew up like a massive massive Danny DeVito fan, but he is just perfect

00:20:31 He's he some of the moments Frank Reynolds has are unfathomably funny. He's unbelievable. He really is

00:20:36 I don't know if he's my favorite character on that show and I love the show

00:20:39 But there's no denying that he came in season two and the show

00:20:43 exponential growth kind of like the straw that stirs the drink and there's there's nothing that's like out of bounds or

00:20:51 Before him like that character. He walked out of a couch naked

00:20:54 Cute little Danny DeVito walked out of a couch naked it's it's it's a great. It's a great pick. I love the

00:21:04 Kind of a fraud because I just watched it for the first time within the last year. He's amazing

00:21:08 He's a perfect television character, I love him I was reading when I was doing the watch

00:21:17 that their ratings after the first season were so low and

00:21:21 All the guys in like all the there all the writers and everything fuck they're gonna cancel us

00:21:25 They're gonna cancel it so they had their end of your review or whatever and they're like no

00:21:28 We love what you guys are doing your guys rating completely blow, but we're not gonna cut you guys

00:21:32 In fact, we're gonna add an a-lister to the cast. Here's Frank Reynolds Danny DeVito and it took off after that

00:21:38 Yeah, this is great. It's a great story. Mm-hmm. Yeah

00:21:41 All right

00:21:45 Take it up

00:21:46 I just said that a lot of my worldview and outlook on life is based off of George Costanza's character

00:21:52 I can say the same for this character

00:21:54 I'm going with Eric Cartman

00:21:56 One of the all-time I would have taken him first overall in this draft if I had the first pick for the record

00:22:01 I think the greatest character in TV history

00:22:04 And I know none of none of you guys watch South Park. So it's it's very good

00:22:08 I do remember watching it when I was in like grade school and loving it and thinking he was hilarious

00:22:12 so I was character evolution because they're on like season 20 something now - is

00:22:16 Absurdly funny through the early seasons and now he satirizes every bad part of the world

00:22:23 So perfectly in a little fat fourth graders body. It's it's he's an a perfect television character. I

00:22:30 Wish you guys knew how good he was. I mean, we all know Cartman

00:22:34 Yeah, I just don't know the evolution because right a lot of us stopped watching him younger

00:22:38 So you probably could have gotten them with mr. Rowe from the cartoon sometimes. Yeah, well once I had puberty I stopped watching it

00:22:43 But it was pretty cool. I mean you guys are saying that like it's spongebob

00:22:45 No, I'm not. I know it's not my skating. I just want to stop watching it. Yeah karma was on my board

00:22:50 Yeah, how much South Park have you consumed not a ton? Well, you get a lot of episode recaps on this show

00:22:57 Yes, can you give me a recap of carpets best episode? Um the episode where he became Cartman? Okay

00:23:04 So he wanted to show off to his friends and he wanted to be the first kid in the in the fourth grade to grow pubes

00:23:10 So he thought you just you just buy pubes and that's how you get pubes for the first time

00:23:16 So he buys this teenagers pubes off of them

00:23:18 He just shaves them and all the kids are like no you fucking idiot. You actually grow them yourself. You don't have pubes

00:23:22 You just bought some kids ball hair for ten bucks. You idiot

00:23:25 So in order to get back at the kid, he kills the kids parents starts a chili cook-off festival

00:23:31 Puts the kids body parts in the chili and feeds them to the kid that sold him the pubes

00:23:36 It was very very what's the name of this episode?

00:23:39 Stark carbon grows by spews. It's Cartman. Fuck. What was the kids name?

00:23:47 I'm blanking on the kids name Scott tenorman must die. That's the name of the episode

00:23:51 All right, good, and a lot of people say it's the best South Park ever season 5 season 5 good recap

00:23:57 I think it's season 5. Yeah

00:23:59 All right, Dave. You're up again

00:24:01 I'm gonna go with another one that I think could have been a first overall pick kind of for similar reasons that Ed took him

00:24:06 But formed a lot of my childhood. I'm going with Homer Simpson

00:24:11 back

00:24:13 That makes so much sense I

00:24:17 Was a huge Simpsons guy. I mean, it's Homer Homer Homer

00:24:21 Never

00:24:22 It just never I'm not as cartoons don't do it for me that kid it was when I was probably ages

00:24:30 910 to

00:24:33 17 it was come home from school and practice and it was always on it like 530 and 6

00:24:39 And you watch an hour as you're like

00:24:42 I don't know kind of resting up from the day before you have to do your homework and have a little dinner and and

00:24:46 I watched I watched The Simpsons every day and now it's on Disney Plus

00:24:50 Maybe once a quarter. I'll spend a Saturday or Sunday morning. I'll just flip it on and have it on his background

00:24:56 I still hits it's it's yeah Simpsons is an all-timer. It just it's the only reason I got Disney Plus was a watch The Simpsons

00:25:02 Yeah, see it did fall off. Like I don't think yeah, I thought it could have a good new episode probably since 2004

00:25:07 But right the 90s Simpsons though. It's a pinnacle elite

00:25:10 Turn though. Do you take an animation back-to-back?

00:25:13 Probably no none

00:25:16 Glad I'm gonna go out a lemon say that that was not one of the ones you wanted. No, no

00:25:21 No, I'm very excited about my top two pics. These are my top two characters of all time. So I'm excited about it

00:25:25 All right. Who's your next pick? My second pick is I'm gonna stick to elderly Frank's and I'm gonna go Frank Costanza great

00:25:31 Rest in peace. Yeah, I think Jerry Stiller is

00:25:36 He a god

00:25:40 He's so fucking funny. He's so fucking funny. That's another show to that

00:25:43 I'm very bad with for some reason Larry David productions. I only watched the later seasons. I got love Seinfeld

00:25:49 I only started watching for and on I think he came in in five and curb. I haven't watched the other curbs

00:25:53 And I started watching the Cripsons but once he pops in and Seinfeld that just takes on felt another level it does

00:25:57 He's perfect. He's like we're doing like the analytics every single time. He's on. Yes. Yes. Yes

00:26:04 And it's not like it's not he's not overly in it. He's no maybe I don't know 30 episodes

00:26:10 If that if that but it's like 30 home run. Yes

00:26:13 Unbelievable. Yeah when he I mean when they think George is dead and

00:26:17 Steinbrenner goes to his house

00:26:19 It's it's

00:26:24 He's the best when they go in a snail go away and then they come home but they find the condom he just walks

00:26:33 It's just it's just a pro

00:26:39 Yeah, when they do the flashback to him in in North in North Korea, yeah, and he's the cook and he's sitting there

00:26:46 Like Ryan said it perfectly it's just a hundred percent. Yeah, right with Frank Astanza. He like the man's ear the the bro

00:26:54 The the side characters are what made that show to me

00:26:59 Yeah, cuz they're all great

00:27:01 They really are. It's it's I mean, it's a perfect sitcom. Yeah

00:27:04 No, it is it is and that's he is like the perfect bit side character Jerry Roger

00:27:10 Freudian slip Jerry Seinfeld in like maybe two weeks ago was doing stand-up somewhere and did tease a reunion season

00:27:18 Like it but it was like more than a tease. He's like

00:27:21 well

00:27:23 Julia Louis-dreyfus said she no one had talked to her about it. So I think that he might have did he did

00:27:27 She come out and say that she did say that so he may have been teasing but I think they did that on curb

00:27:32 I think it was like

00:27:34 Yeah, it was great you just get everybody in it did they bring Michael Richards in oh, yeah, he was there

00:27:41 Yeah, he had the good was he was he canceled yet or no?

00:27:44 Yeah, he was they kind of like wove that a story which there you go. There's your there's your episode. Yeah

00:27:49 Yep

00:27:52 All right

00:27:53 Frank Astanza off perfect. Perfect. Ah chief back to you. I think I'm gonna ball to just win this draft

00:27:59 I'm taking the white the whites the funniest character in the office not even close, dude

00:28:03 Yes, he is. Yes you you're on tilt

00:28:07 No all the characters you got nothing left just because your board is sparse your board is sparse

00:28:12 You went chalk and basic bitches walk one

00:28:15 I got Dwight's bitch got so lame Michael was so ignorant and it was hilarious

00:28:19 Michael's a great character to Dwight's fucking hilarious and like the whole Jim the white relationship the Dwight and Angela relationship

00:28:26 Dwight and Michael how he's just like this little kiss ass guy

00:28:30 it's almost like Tommy and Portnoy kind of in a way, but

00:28:34 But in a genuine way it was it's he's so he's so funny all throughout

00:28:42 Dwight Schrute second round is incredible. He's an easy first round pick at him in the second round is great

00:28:48 So I'm thrilled to have the white

00:28:50 It's right

00:28:55 Yeah, no Dwight's good, but for you guys to shit on Michael and say I'm not shitting on Michael

00:29:01 I'm sure we all know he's funny. Yeah, it was chalk

00:29:03 You but you don't think Dwight's funnier than Michael's Marty. Please don't tell me it's he Dwight actually might be the main character of that show

00:29:11 That fucking moon face. He's one of those guys. I don't like he annoys me more

00:29:16 Yeah, but intentionally so he's good. Yeah. Yeah it

00:29:21 He is just like he's another one of those guys where it's like you look at him

00:29:25 And he's just fucking funny looking and his stupid mustard like short-sleeved dress shirts like he's just a fucking fun

00:29:32 He's a funny character the name Dwight Schrute's the perfect name office ass kiss - yeah

00:29:37 And I didn't even watch the show and I know that and that was kind of like the no like

00:29:41 Dwight's like an amalgamation of like every terrible like nerdy office guy

00:29:45 Yeah, but I don't well you yeah you did but like working in an office

00:29:50 You just like have like moments right that's a fucking Dwight moment this fucking nerd is being like so he just like you see him

00:29:56 In real life kind of in the in the work environment, and he's he's perfect. He's a perfect character

00:30:00 All right

00:30:03 Marty you guys get into the British one. There's only two season. I watch it. Yeah

00:30:08 Martin can I I'm gonna be honest with you guys. This is a reach and

00:30:13 I've recently been watching all of them again, and

00:30:17 We've already talked about this is after with this actor has already been taken on this draft

00:30:21 And I enjoy him so much that I would be it'd be wrong

00:30:27 I'd be I'd be an ed if I picked another character right now, and I'm going with Arthur from King of Queens

00:30:32 Yeah, he's the same character. He's the same character as Frank Costanza and Arthur is

00:30:37 Unbelievably funny if you ever want to go back and watch

00:30:41 He is the main character of that show and it's one of the best and I know it's a reach

00:30:46 But I find him so funny that I'm taking him sick. Yeah, I just started King of Queens for the first time

00:30:52 I inspired your rewatch. I know I just started like a month ago

00:30:54 And he's amazing and really there's nothing else to say other than that

00:30:57 They I think they probably called him and said we want you to come do a sitcom and literally just play Frank Costanza

00:31:03 Yeah, because he is Frank Costanza Arthur Spooner

00:31:05 Unbelievable, and I don't care what you have to say that's true to my heart. I thought it's not fair

00:31:10 Why I just rehash the same character

00:31:13 Yeah, watered-down version different show

00:31:16 It's I commend Marty for going with his heart and admitting it was a reach

00:31:21 I'm I

00:31:24 Got a little bit of an internet dust up when I was admitted that I'm not a big King of Queens guy felt like everybody

00:31:30 Was coming at me for that just didn't really do it for me, but hey Marty

00:31:33 Proud of you for going with your heart. Thank you

00:31:37 Because I have one my next one is like I'm not even a big fan of the next one, but I do think he's funny

00:31:41 That's also like saying you can't think multiple Danny McBride's characters are funny. He's always playing the same guy. Yeah, that's true

00:31:46 They're all fucking hilarious same thing with Denzel Washington. He's kind of just the same guy. I will Pharaoh mostly

00:31:51 Yeah, it's kind of just him in it and all all his roles

00:31:56 He's the same guy in every movie no, he's just dead so watch it

00:32:05 that's exactly what I just said balls in training day and

00:32:08 Remember the tight what's the remember the Titans the same thing? It's the plots obviously different, but the way he

00:32:15 Approaches his role in each movie is the same

00:32:19 There's no way in your heart you believe oh I do and there's millions of people out there

00:32:31 But he's also like an actor just playing normal guys. This is a this is a five-year-old

00:32:35 Longer yeah, let's do you think will Farrell plays the same thing every time you know much. Yes, is this that one?

00:32:41 He hates will Farrell if he hates tons, I'll watch I don't

00:32:45 Like is it cuz when you see Denzel and something you have a hard time picturing is dude

00:32:51 There's literally a montage of him doing that all right all right like that voice in all his movies

00:32:57 He does this same shit in every movie. It's like he has no range his range is poor hmm

00:33:02 Denzel's range is poor

00:33:06 Oh, yeah, I am pretty sure he just did like Macbeth yeah, if I get if captain Collins is out there, please reply

00:33:16 Like Denzel watch he texted me the other night. I forgot to reply I

00:33:23 Didn't text him back when you said happy birthday to me and in fact. I didn't get a happy birthday from either of you guys

00:33:29 No, I was your birthday

00:33:31 Three days ago

00:33:34 Wait one sec let me check the 30th. Did you tweet or did you tweet anything about it? Absolutely not so how I mean?

00:33:40 He's been Marty. He's been talking about every day for like five months

00:33:42 Just letting people my birthday was August 11th and my last two texts from you were April 3rd and September 20th

00:33:49 Yeah, you've never texted me on my birthday. I don't I don't reciprocate

00:33:53 I've reciprocate actually yes, you don't do it to me. I don't do it. Where's your Eddie every time April 18th. I'll remember

00:33:59 Okay, if you remember I will text you for your birthday deal. I text Eddie for his birthday. They did so the balls

00:34:06 I text you of your birthday. I think no you both did yeah

00:34:08 No, I stand how old do you Dave? How old do you think I am 26 34?

00:34:14 35

00:34:18 Rubber president I appreciate that yeah

00:34:20 As a guy wears a hat I look younger as well

00:34:27 I was gonna rip on you for a second there remembered you were also a hat guy and we're brothers in arms

00:34:31 Yeah, we cannot go out. That's the only thing we have in common is our male pattern baldness

00:34:36 And we need to keep together on that yeah

00:34:38 All right, I'm all dirty

00:34:44 After a strong one one, I'm just gonna go into like TV

00:34:49 I'm just gonna go into like TV icons and like the history of TV sitcoms like you're like you guys have a lot of recent

00:34:57 ones like obviously

00:34:59 Seinfeld first season was 89 I said that yeah, I said that earlier

00:35:02 I'm like there's gonna be guys we don't draft cuz we just

00:35:04 I'm going icons, and I think you can't write the history of TV sitcom characters. Are you about to do George Jefferson?

00:35:13 I'm taking Steve Urkel

00:35:15 Okay

00:35:17 Yeah, don't come at me with Steve Urkel and say something's wrong with Steve Urkel nothing's wrong with Steve Urkel

00:35:23 I just don't really I didn't it was I remember watching it do his catchphrase

00:35:27 Did I do that? Yeah?

00:35:30 Hilarious hilarious

00:35:33 This guy's gonna say that Steve Urkel didn't have a fucking day. They made action figures of this guy lunchboxes even yeah

00:35:41 He was supposed to be a bit role

00:35:44 And he was so popular in the first season that they kept him around yeah for a bigger role

00:35:49 Pandering Ed are you like an Urkel fan? Yeah? He's taking the wrong with Urkel

00:35:54 He loves a good catchphrase

00:35:57 I'm not gonna make fun of Urkel cuz I'm trying to golf with him at the moment, but this is crazy

00:36:02 What do you mean you're trying to golf with you're trying to golf with Stefan the cool version? Yeah? He is cool now

00:36:08 He he just posted scumbag golf the other day, so I've been texting DMs, but this is crazy

00:36:15 Really, I would like to be in on scumbag. I also would like to be in on that we'll talk offline

00:36:19 I would love and I would love to I would also like to be on scumbag go all right

00:36:24 There's our force. I'm Eddie can fuck off somewhere. Yes

00:36:27 Next week me and Mike Francesa play no way

00:36:31 Yeah, he's a stud. That's awesome. I bet he is um, but like do you like truly like do you feel good about that pick like you?

00:36:38 Like listen when you talk about TV icons Steve Urkel is that the draft?

00:36:44 It's TV sitcom characters. It's it's who you like I could you could interpret it either way. It's people you like it's people you think is like

00:36:52 Revolutionary for go ahead take I love Lucy next yeah, I don't want to take I love guys. I would talk about TV icons all right

00:36:59 That's fine. I'm coming at you it. I didn't plan on coming in and coming at you on the show

00:37:03 I want to mix on my board. I like people

00:37:06 I like like Michael Scott who are also very good and then people who are icons like Steve Urkel

00:37:10 Is he really icon? Yes, dude come on like I mean I haven't heard the name Steve Urkel in fucking a decade

00:37:17 That's not true. Urkel is like a euphemism for making fun of people who are nerds

00:37:21 What's up, Urkel like that's he became?

00:37:24 Yes, it's a good joke in 94. Yeah, it still hits. It's still there

00:37:31 Don't say that I think it's getting to the point where people won't even know what you're talking about though McKenzie

00:37:36 How old are you? No? I know I know who Steve. Okay, see but I bet there's people

00:37:40 In our like 20-ish and younger that are gonna start to not know who that is well

00:37:45 I'm gonna change this no way Nikki smokes knows

00:37:47 Well, he doesn't know

00:37:50 Know anything you know Scarlett Johansson. He didn't know who John Mayer was

00:37:53 Yeah, yeah exactly our reactions to

00:38:00 I think that's a pretty fucking awful picket all right well

00:38:03 Yeah, I don't care

00:38:06 I think he almost took something so bad so that Michael Scott

00:38:10 I was going through my head. I see

00:38:14 There's a group chat with you forward like this is to lose you guys playing this no we did it

00:38:20 No, I'm just really my boy Verkle. There's nothing

00:38:23 White Sox Dave today, and you're making it hard listen. I'm not a big TV guy all right

00:38:29 I like a movies. I watch the big screen not the small screen. Sorry

00:38:32 All right, what's your next pick fuck Michelle Tanner?

00:38:39 What's wrong with her oh

00:38:44 He's really nervous is do we got we I want to put like a heat lamp on

00:38:55 Do it I'm gonna take the ones I like

00:38:57 That's the whole point. That's what that's thing welcome to the draft. I like her only took you like 200 fucking drafts

00:39:04 I'm taking Arnold Jackson. You know that is no Arnold. No no Gary Coleman

00:39:13 Come on. I like I like different strokes, okay

00:39:17 I could it took me minutes even remember what TV show I see I like I don't even know who the fuck that is

00:39:23 But I'm glad you went with your heart not with like Jerry Seinfeld. I think he's reading off

00:39:28 What do you how am I reading off of?

00:39:31 Exactly the opposite you're gonna vote me off because you don't like it

00:39:37 But the people will know like I'm actually digging through the archives and trying to put some good grease work

00:39:42 I'm sorry to think you're pandering to Mackenzie's death

00:39:52 Really

00:39:54 Yeah, I got Eddie that's like you you like that's your humor completely I know I gotta get on it

00:40:00 Yeah, what you talking about Willis? Yeah, I got to get a couple of great punchlines here. Yeah

00:40:04 What's his last name

00:40:13 Coleman yeah, he just died recently. I think my piece, but jeez

00:40:20 You guys are fucking idiots. I'm 2010

00:40:23 Not too recent all right. He's from here. You know that

00:40:27 Well, I'm I'll be I'm nervous about my next one cuz I don't have it completely in my head right now

00:40:34 yeah, the six-sided cover for me and who we got and

00:40:36 Cuz I really do only watch

00:40:39 King and Queens entourage and

00:40:42 Curb and that takes away a lot of my pics

00:40:45 and

00:40:48 I want to go another Seinfeld, but I already did a Seinfeld basically to Seinfeld guys

00:40:52 So I'm thinking I want you to pick say a or B B

00:40:56 B B uncle Phil

00:40:59 That's a good pick. I like uncle Phil

00:41:01 I look I looked at uncle Phil there and either if I take uncle Phil you guys don't receive it the same way as you

00:41:06 We would have received it. Just like we did with Marty

00:41:10 Great like it's just such a good character when you're watching that show I would say

00:41:16 If we're but we're we're focusing on the comedy aspect of this. He's not the funniest character

00:41:23 No, no, it's funniest

00:41:27 Yes, exactly oh, I thought it was funniest no, it's comedy comedy characters, but we're gonna take guys that aren't funny

00:41:34 Well sitcom it is yeah exactly yeah

00:41:37 All right

00:41:41 I think that's a fair great a

00:41:43 Marty how do you think how do you feel about Eddie's reaction being it's he thinks it's a great pick after taking her

00:41:50 That's an awesome question. I didn't love I didn't love it, but the fact that he like he's so rattled in his cage right now

00:41:56 He has no idea what to do next

00:41:59 I think he's trying to butter you up so when the kids come back around you'll hype up whoever he has next

00:42:08 I mean motherfucker that Eddie

00:42:11 And I want you to dig deep for the next pick

00:42:13 No, I'm just gonna take my guys deeper. I'm gonna take my Ross. We want I we want you to take your guys

00:42:19 And I'm the big one who's bad at drafting

00:42:23 Terrible come on. Oh, there's TVs a blind spot for me

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00:43:32 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't know who you are. Yeah. Yeah

00:43:37 I'm going to the Champions Classic to at the United Center on November 14. What?

00:43:40 Yeah, I'm excited. I'm actually speaking of I went with you Eddie. I went with you Rangers game 7 one of the best moments

00:43:46 My life. Yeah, I was there too, right?

00:43:48 Yeah, I'll see Tom me a great time game 7 against Penguins. That was very much. I believe that was

00:43:54 Your balls was buckled dude. You like my shirt was off. Yeah

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00:44:41 Kind of just want to do the game time ad forever. So I I would love to just talk about good times

00:44:47 We had with game time. Yeah, so I could just stop getting shit on in this draft

00:44:51 So yeah, we're gonna just pivot like what were the best games you went to thanks to game?

00:44:54 Yeah, that Rangers game 7 is up there. That was a blast even as a neutral

00:44:59 Yeah, we did we did bet Tom and I bet Panarin to have the game winner

00:45:03 I didn't even know that yeah, it was friggin over overtime game

00:45:06 It was argue as a game 7 going as a neutral fans might is better than yeah

00:45:12 I would agree you're more nervous and that shit. I doubt was the first time ever out of playoff overtime game 7

00:45:18 No, so I did it in 2013 Blackhawks Red Wings and the Blackhawks won and it was yeah

00:45:25 It is better but like the downside is it's legit

00:45:32 Playoff hockey like

00:45:33 Elimination playoff hockey is like to the point where it's actually not even fun to watch. It's really not fun to watch

00:45:38 Yeah, I disagreed with that

00:45:40 Those like 2 a.m. Blackhawks games were like you also don't know. I know I know that's that's it. Yeah, I did then though

00:45:47 This is nice. Maybe we just call this

00:45:49 He's filibustering he is

00:45:59 I'm gonna go here. I'm going Charlie Kelly from always God damn it. Nice

00:46:05 That's my first one was by the way, that was my a if you guys picked a okay

00:46:09 Every pick is from the same two shows. I have three picks from three different shows

00:46:14 All right, I just gotta watch these two shows and I'd murder this

00:46:16 Yeah, I have big shows tonight watch it. I

00:46:20 Mean he's a great character and he yeah, all right. He is I would say an

00:46:27 Elevated version of Kramer like Kramer's like like they're both zany, but I think Charlie Kelly like his character just makes me laugh more

00:46:34 He's like an outrageous person. It's like how do you even think of this stuff to write for him?

00:46:38 He's great. Like that whole cast is great. They work great together

00:46:41 But he's kind of the he's like the butt of a lot of the jokes. I love he's my favorite

00:46:47 Obviously Frank probably carries the show but Charlie's my favorite character

00:46:51 His whole relationship with the waitress is like always trying to connive in his whole relationship with Frank

00:46:56 Were they since the same pull it's

00:46:58 That's his wife, right? Yeah, I like

00:47:01 And D is max. Yeah

00:47:04 Yeah

00:47:07 So and Glenn Howerton is actually he also married the he married a girl. He married the pharmacist. That's one of my favorite

00:47:14 Oh, that's oh my god. That's a dentist system the dentist system. Yes. He married the pharmacist from the dentist system. Yeah

00:47:20 Yeah, it is. I can't fall asleep though. They're

00:47:24 The theme song wakes me up. Yeah, that's a good point. But I

00:47:28 Someone who hasn't seen the show. I

00:47:30 Had always assumed this guy was the best character in the show is Frank that much better than him. No, I think they're all like

00:47:36 They're all pretty equal except for that birdie like everyone else is

00:47:40 What I think D plays the perfect like boneheaded sister, she's great. She's great

00:47:48 But I would say there are she's great. You like it great if you draft her later, I will defend that pick

00:47:53 I would have I mean, yeah later for sure, but I think she's five out of fifth out of five for me

00:48:00 She's I would say she's insanely necessary. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I would describe her

00:48:07 All right, go on

00:48:10 All right. I mean I got him in the third round

00:48:12 That would be remiss RIP to not take Matthew Perry Chandler being here in the third round very excited about that

00:48:18 I think Chandler's phenomenal both him and Joey are very equal and funniness to me

00:48:22 That was I would almost be more of a Joey guy, but in honor of when we're recording this I gotta take Chandler

00:48:28 Big that's I respect it, but that was not that's not his favorite character, which I'm a little upset by his pick right? Hmm

00:48:34 Well, I think I'm a nice show in Chandler both my favorite very nice

00:48:38 And what am I not gonna take it one of my I'm not gonna sit here and take Joey over Chandler

00:48:41 That's why I'm in these circumstances

00:48:43 Even though Joey's play my favorite guy here. It's like a 5149 scenario. Okay, I won't get too upset because it is respect

00:48:50 Yeah, this is a hat tip respect pick. There's a living in the moment a little bit

00:48:54 Little pander, but it's fine

00:48:58 I'm not have you seen friends anyone seen friend. I've seen

00:49:03 I've seen a few episodes, but I can't say that I'd

00:49:06 And I would I would also say in the friends community Chandler is known as the funny character

00:49:11 He is he is the it's him and Joey

00:49:14 Yeah, Joey Chandler the funniest guy, but Chandler is known as the funny guy on friends

00:49:17 That's a fact and he also just plays a character. I mean actor Matthew Perry just passed away out of respect

00:49:22 I'm taking Matthew Perry. It's class act

00:49:24 Yeah, and I want to say didn't they have something where they all decided early on like we are negotiating together

00:49:29 We're all so important to the show. So what happened that it came out. It was really mostly David Schumer

00:49:34 I mean everyone's always known that but in Matthew Perry's autobiography

00:49:38 I saw a meme about the other day not a meme, but it was thing

00:49:41 He wrote quickly about everyone is after season. I believe one or two

00:49:45 David Schwimmer was like top dog everyone loved Ross everyone was obsessed with Ross

00:49:48 And he just said we're all gonna go in and negotiate together because obviously

00:49:51 After the first season or two him and Rachel were the most famous

00:49:55 So they could have gone in and asked for more money than the rest of them

00:49:57 And he was like now we're all doing it as a unit of six

00:50:00 So they always got paid the same money and by season nine ten

00:50:03 They were making a million dollars an episode each of them. So he was not a bad gig

00:50:07 He's the worst one gig at all. Ross is the worst character. I love Ross. I think they're all great. I'm on friends, Dan

00:50:14 I love friends, so I'm not gonna say any bad friend stuff

00:50:17 Yeah, but to get Chandler in the third round, I think that's the one I'm excited about it

00:50:21 Good

00:50:22 White socks Dave a

00:50:24 Lot of people are gonna ask if I'm about to go triple cartoon character. I know who you're picking right now

00:50:31 I wish I could just put it in your mouth

00:50:33 Whisper to Glennie

00:50:35 So we can prove if you know who I'm gonna pick

00:50:40 Got it honey. Yeah. All right. Can I get a drumroll?

00:50:44 I'm going with Glenn quagmire

00:50:48 Close I was close is he in yeah. Yeah. Yes funniest character on the show complete and total pervert

00:50:57 But he's also insanely smart

00:50:59 McKenzie I gotta laugh you're a family guy fan. I assume

00:51:04 She's a white socks Dave fan apparently that you got that's so unfortunate you guys I know I am okay family guys great

00:51:11 We can talk some family. Let's not family. No quiet. My heart's a great character great quagmire is the funniest character on the show

00:51:16 Yeah, pick a human

00:51:19 I might I might decide to go there

00:51:21 You like talked about my like Kramer dick jokes you did all cartoons and he's a pervert this guy's

00:51:31 It's well delivered you Kramer's just like sliding through doors a hundred times it is this guy voiced by somebody big

00:51:37 Is it something for ya?

00:51:40 I would assume he does like all the voices. Well me look who knows

00:51:43 Obviously, there's yeah, it is Seth MacFarlane. I'm pretty sure yeah

00:51:47 But he's the funniest character. I'm one of the funniest shows ever

00:51:51 Then if there's a big anime community out there

00:51:53 This is a bland slide for days for a fourth round pick. It is a grand slam of a pick

00:51:59 third round pick

00:52:01 For me, it's our year at third round pick but you're up, but I'm up again. Come on

00:52:06 Alright, give us something from three car to the hill. That's Gary Coleman

00:52:09 Yeah, it's not right. It is very right at this point. You got to go all animated. I I want to but I

00:52:17 Have to pick this man

00:52:19 Because like I said, I I want to formulate a list of people that I like actually, you know

00:52:25 Approach life following their their guidance throughout their character development and I'm gonna go with Al Bundy

00:52:31 I've drafted him like probably ten times over the course of the last three years

00:52:36 Yeah, yeah, these two are shaking their heads at each other. Anyway, we know who Al Bundy is

00:52:40 I mean, you know about Al Bundy how many touchdowns?

00:52:42 For he had four touchdowns at Polka. I'm in one game

00:52:47 Married with children married with children's the 80s early 90s sitcom

00:52:54 Based in Chicago, but it was like nationally. It was on Fox. I believe Fox, right? Yep

00:52:59 Yeah, it's good show it's a good and he'll get a lot of love for it

00:53:06 He's like a beloved character because he was just a curmudgeon II shoe salesman who never wanted to have sex with his wife

00:53:12 Yeah, he's just and the wife

00:53:14 Yeah, that's Dave

00:53:21 One way or another I was like drafted himself, that's what I just said I was going for yeah

00:53:25 Oh, yeah, you just took my Costanza pick you're nailing it or Glennie did no I have Costanza or no

00:53:31 I wrote that wrong you do I should have Costanza, you know, but oh no, I I have him Frank Costanza. What's his name in?

00:53:37 the other

00:53:40 Glunny you're up

00:53:43 Okay, I'm gonna go here with a another Chicago based show. I

00:53:48 Think I think this guy I forget he's even this funny because I don't watch the show as much as I should one of my favorite

00:53:53 Shows ever I'm gonna go with Rafi from the league. Oh

00:53:56 Yes, great pick. I think Jason Manzoukis is

00:54:00 Utterly fucking insane and Rafi from the league if the league was just a little more popular

00:54:05 He would be the funniest character in T maybe in TV is I don't know plenty

00:54:09 I've only seen maybe eight episodes of that show. Yeah fucking

00:54:17 More pics I gotta get Rafi and Rafi Rafi in the league when you watch the league

00:54:21 Him his episodes of Dirty Randy

00:54:23 Actually, maybe my favorite quote of all time is including Dion Dion has a cameo in it

00:54:28 They're filming a porn in this in this apartment that Jenny that Jenny is like trying to show Dion and him and Dirty Randy

00:54:35 Seth Rogen are filming like Egyptian themed porn in there and did Dion just walks in he goes what's happening here?

00:54:41 And it just goes dude. I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia

00:54:46 Rafi's the best he's so fucking funny. I you said you inspired much to rewatch whatever show it was earlier

00:54:52 I think it was part because I have to start that from scratch. I never actually did

00:54:55 I've just kind of seen so the league is a great show. It's the league whatever I've seen of it

00:54:59 It's been laugh out loud funny, and he's been the best character so

00:55:01 Have you guys watched it? No?

00:55:04 It's great. I love it. I was gonna be my next pick so

00:55:08 I should have so was smart doing that I think if that show were more popular

00:55:12 Then he would have been like a first-round pick. Maybe I don't know why it's well. I don't know why I didn't take off

00:55:17 I don't know

00:55:19 Seasons it wasn't good after like the first season

00:55:22 And I think the central that's kind of like let's talk about our fantasy football is you know that gets a little tired

00:55:28 So it did get a little bit. Yeah shitty at the end

00:55:32 Seven seasons a lot yeah, I think they have like another run like the last two

00:55:38 I think they were using it basically as people way to get people to get to FXX

00:55:41 They were only airing on an FXX. Yeah, I think it was pretty sunny, too

00:55:44 Yeah, they move them over there

00:55:47 Stag ah chief all right. I feel like this won't be appreciated by the panel

00:55:54 But no any 30 rock fans here

00:55:58 No, I heard it's good. Yeah, no Alec Baldwin's character Jack Donaghy is

00:56:03 If someone took him in the first round I would I would be fine with he's like the perfect

00:56:10 corporate douchebag like

00:56:12 He nails it like the hair look. He's like the quintessential like stereotypical like Republican business guy working for GE

00:56:20 He's so fucking funny one-liners, but it was my dad's favorite show and like when he would watch it

00:56:26 He would get mad at us for laughing too loud because he would cause him to miss the next joke

00:56:32 And so that was like a rejection

00:56:34 Don't don't laugh too loud because we did have like TV or TV are or anything at that point

00:56:39 So but Jack Donaghy for me like he's an iconic character hilarious character, and I feel like that show

00:56:45 I don't it was on for a long time, but I don't think it ever like it never like captured the public the way that

00:56:51 Like friends or Seinfeld or The Office did and I think it overlapped kind of with all of those

00:56:57 So that's probably why maybe but it was it was a fantastic show Tina Fey was like the main. I love her

00:57:04 Yeah, yeah, so Jack Donaghy I

00:57:07 Wish I could comment. Yeah you Dave you would love it. You would love people have said that to me actually

00:57:12 Marty you're up

00:57:17 We just talked about this person, but I'd be doing disservice to myself so Joey from friends is my

00:57:23 Next one. He's I watch it literally. I watch it for the past like six months every night, so I

00:57:31 Have to say Joey. He's really I think he's the funniest one their relationship is the best

00:57:36 That's beautiful out of everybody's it's a beautiful relationship with just two best buds hanging out living together one moves out finds his queen

00:57:43 It's a beautiful thing in the beginning seasons together when they're both amazing when they're

00:57:48 When they date the same person at the one point was great when they're only when they can't get back speaking of Joey

00:57:54 You know it's one thing I've always wanted to watch that watching it came out

00:57:56 Haven't watched it since it I can't even know if you could find it anywhere

00:57:59 I want to watch Joey. Oh, yeah, I do too. I don't even know if they have it on anything

00:58:05 It's obviously was hard hurt. It was like it was an NBC show. I'm sure right they gave it 46 episodes

00:58:11 Yeah, it was on NBC so maybe it's like

00:58:13 Peacock NBC they gave Joey for his episodes. I'd like don't know if it's on peacock. I really don't I

00:58:19 Gotta try to watch episodes. I would like to watch episodes

00:58:22 Do you think he should have been the one to get his own series though? I?

00:58:25 Think he was probably the most open to it

00:58:28 I

00:58:29 Think I mean, I don't really know they also they all made so much money. I feel like Schwimmer's more of like a

00:58:34 artistic guy

00:58:37 He was good like Matthew Perry's more of I think he like kind of hated being Chandler

00:58:41 I think Joey was the only one that wasn't really taken off after yeah, you know like Courtney Cox anything

00:58:48 Yeah, she's uh screams. She had a show on um like TNT for a while. Okay, like them with like the milfs

00:58:57 Long as yours is it yeah long she was she looks so hot now movies

00:59:00 I'm sure no she had a show and she had a show on TNT where she was like she was like a cougar or I

00:59:04 Think was maybe called cougars

00:59:06 Yeah

00:59:08 It was something something like that, but I think I also think Joey's like the most beloved character, and he had the moat

00:59:14 And he had the easiest

00:59:16 But you had the only open plot basically cuz Phoebe was getting married. Yeah, we got married Ross and Rachel

00:59:21 We're gonna go live together general and Monica moving out of the city then Joey was alone

00:59:24 So he moved to LA and shoot his acting friends lost me though and Joey and and Rachel got together

00:59:29 Nothing Eddie you really have nothing of no show you watch fucking dirt all day. What do you watch when you go home?

00:59:39 What do you watch when you go home? I see you're like glazing into the screen like what the fuck are they talking?

00:59:45 To his defense I don't know you guys are talking either

00:59:51 I never watched it and Eddie was he suggested this topic cuz I know

00:59:56 I don't you know yeah, you're all about the people yeah

01:00:01 But honestly, what do you watch when like you go to bed you put it on like fucking Titanic?

01:00:06 He watches other people's ring cameras

01:00:08 That is true. That is very true Marty

01:00:11 Hey, dude, honestly though balls would love that

01:00:14 Like scary ring doorbell videos on YouTube dude. I love

01:00:19 That I don't like those about those. I'm doing it's terrifying. It's fucked. Yeah, I'm not excited. Don't don't get into it

01:00:25 I do so you're a YouTube are you YouTube guy? Yeah, I do YouTube. I watch like podcast clips, and I'll do like I

01:00:31 Like documentaries I got you know I just watched painkiller

01:00:34 Dope sick I like I like that I don't like I got you don't ever feel like that's exhausting before going to bed like when you're

01:00:42 Bad, it's like. Oh, let me just put on something comfort. I've seen I've seen a thrush well like what's your comfort show?

01:00:48 So

01:00:50 Family matters, I don't really have one to go to bed I

01:00:53 Fall asleep to that the same shit that he does it sounds like like documentaries is good fun like a British, dude

01:01:01 That's like a hundred years old narrating something doesn't matter what I don't put you to sleep in five minutes

01:01:06 I agree with the exception of your world war two shows

01:01:08 Which is those explosions going off not necessarily a lot of times not necessarily have you seen like I do a lot of TV dramas

01:01:15 Like I've seen all the big ones Breaking Bad Sopranos the wire you've never seen the wire I bet no I have

01:01:20 But those I get too interested in I'm saying like I need something that I've seen so many times that I'm like alright

01:01:30 I need high brain activity

01:01:32 I don't either

01:01:37 What we're gonna do a TV drama draft and a TV character drama because we never delve into that I'm gonna fucking do good in

01:01:44 That do you watch?

01:01:45 Okay

01:01:47 Speaking of Joey balls

01:01:52 Dread in our team Jared dimmer. She was his sister. Yeah, yeah, so my current white whale on only stands

01:02:00 But I can't get her. Why not I?

01:02:02 Don't know I dm'd her I tweeted at her I

01:02:05 Chattered my stories. I don't know how to find her. Are you sure fans now. She has a management team

01:02:11 I'm sure you haven't emailed him. I

01:02:13 Got to figure it out

01:02:15 Who is this?

01:02:16 Adriana from Sopranos. Oh, yeah

01:02:18 She's low-key and three my favorite net won't you die in Joey? I think that back. I'm each not a friend. She's Joey

01:02:24 All right to me

01:02:27 You want to do like an apple food

01:02:31 Well, I feel like the draft it needs some full house full house a good show at least on the audience

01:02:37 Thanks. What is wrong with full house? Are you gonna draft Mary Kate and Ashley? No drafting it. I'm taking uncle Jesse

01:02:45 Okay, what yeah hilarious guy

01:02:48 It's not a fucking funny draft you moron. How many times you gotta go through this?

01:02:54 Uncle Jesse all right cross it off your boards. What's wrong uncle Jesse tell me what's wrong with them

01:03:00 You've taken like nothing but

01:03:03 outdated vanilla unfunny sitcoms

01:03:07 But with the exception of Michael Scott me like that's also a sitcom like that's that was an era

01:03:12 Okay, you don't like like the wonder years boy meets. I love the wonder years. I love the one

01:03:18 There you should have taken a character from the one year because there's one that is like relatable and funny

01:03:24 Maybe you'll do it right now. No, you haven't seen the one

01:03:27 Uncle Jed I liked flaws growing up like he was like the one guy like I mean uncle

01:03:36 Joey was kind of funny

01:03:38 Yeah, he was a guy because he had puppets if I took the puppet guy you guys

01:03:43 And you know you would oh you like the guy who had puppets on his hands. I'm the only one defending you here

01:03:49 Yeah, he was defending you. He just lashed out

01:03:52 I think history will look kind on my draft. I can't say that will it

01:04:06 I'm between two here. I need to hear the one after yeah, yeah, you might as well

01:04:12 I think we all allow you to have six picks on your board. You could have six picks everyone else is five

01:04:18 I can get I can get a half. Yeah, yep

01:04:20 Well, that'll be the first ever yeah, you will still make the polls. Yeah, you're still not gonna make it, but

01:04:27 Yeah charitable

01:04:31 All right, I'm gonna do all right, I'm gonna do Mike Seaver from growing pains good carrot. Yeah, good one. He's great. Yeah, it's funny

01:04:38 I love that chief. You said that's a good one. He's like yeah. Yeah, he's great right like

01:04:44 Yeah

01:04:48 That's good character you guys see you don't know about that these guys are too young chief. No, it's great show

01:04:52 Great great great best friend name - boner. Oh, yeah, the best friends. The name is boner. I consider boner here. Yeah

01:05:01 I would take I'm gonna take Wilson from home improvement

01:05:04 Did he ever crack a joke the entire show or did he just offer you

01:05:11 Well, I got us and I feel like he did like pops popsicle stick kind of jokes

01:05:15 He just offered wisdom in like sage advice the whole time. He was the opposite

01:05:20 He was you just drafted the three-eye Raven basically, but you can only see half his face

01:05:24 But that's a funny joke that hit every time the guy like that's kind of funny

01:05:29 They got it the last episode II you saw his face, so it doesn't even count you saw his face

01:05:33 Yeah, because it was the finale Dave. I know

01:05:36 It still stinks as a pick

01:05:39 Wilson I think that this might be the worst draft performance of all it might

01:05:44 Sincerely being he is Michael Scott on his boy. Yeah, I don't even know like how to talk because I'm knowing

01:05:49 I would like to read Arnold first. I don't even remember what his last name was he drafted a guy

01:05:55 I've never heard of what you're talking about. Well, it's your fault, but

01:05:58 Well

01:05:59 You've never seen the office either. So I didn't like Michael Scott. I didn't know I didn't argue with Michael Scott

01:06:05 That's obviously it's Michael Scott

01:06:07 As we did a podcast where we called him Michael Scott and he didn't like it I

01:06:12 Feel bad that I should on your Michael Scott pick looking at the rest. Yeah

01:06:17 I wish I had the foresight to be more chair

01:06:19 Yeah, we thought better of you

01:06:24 That's why we were making fun of at first and then we're like all this makes sense. I

01:06:28 Think I got a good board. I I'm not even joking. I think this is the worst draft. No, it's not one through six

01:06:34 It might be one of one sure it's horrible. No, I think people a lot of people will

01:06:43 I'm like really excited to see this graphic

01:06:49 191 it would be a game over for it. Did you uh, did you ever one time laugh when?

01:06:54 Tim Taylor was like

01:06:57 Like that's funny. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of funny. You like Tim the tool man Taylor. No, I loved him the two-man Taylor

01:07:03 Yeah

01:07:05 Wilson nothing's right

01:07:06 but you never one time when he didn't one time walk into his backyard and see Wilson and you laugh because you can only you're

01:07:12 Like I just honestly it's more so

01:07:14 Just an iconic character to me like the guy just his whole bit was that he couldn't see his face

01:07:19 It was it's so bad that it's good almost not even bad, but it's just so

01:07:24 One trick and that's good

01:07:26 Marty you're up. I

01:07:29 Have to go with this guy. We've talked about the show a lot already

01:07:32 I was gonna go with the one show, but I only watch it when it was on TV

01:07:37 I'll say I guess I'll wait for the honorable mention cuz I'm not gonna have six like you right

01:07:43 I

01:07:45 Mean I'm going Newman. I love that's a great great pic

01:07:50 Every time he got on the screen

01:07:53 I would always laugh and when he would be in some situations where I'm like and there always is that Newman in any apartment building

01:08:00 You know, there's always that one guy that's been there and you know, he is and I love Newman

01:08:06 So I think that's especially fifth round. It's great pick one of the all-time great TV rivalries is

01:08:11 Is a Jerry Seinfeld versus Newman when he just goes?

01:08:15 Yeah, no what I always appreciated it much like Glenny balls is

01:08:19 There is a handful of scenes when Newman would be running and that guy can fucking fly for a man of girth

01:08:24 He's fast as a night. He is fast. Wow. I didn't think of that. He is very quick feet

01:08:31 Are you sure that's a double? No, it's him. It's him. Yeah

01:08:38 He's fuming that they're agreeing with my pick

01:08:40 Yeah, it's just if I watch Seinfeld always sunny like I'm everyone you guys would all be sucking to be a five-way suck

01:08:48 Yeah, you would yeah, you probably wouldn't

01:08:50 Yeah, if I watch married with children, I'd be yeah, you have a great

01:08:54 I'm pretty confident. Eddie would have taken Newman if he was a Seinfeld guy because he

01:09:00 Stubborn and watch it. I'll watch it on Netflix. You do have to watch Seinfeld

01:09:07 I'll read our I want to I know I like it, but I don't like shows. It's a commitment, dude

01:09:13 There's so many I'll give you an episode that you'll love it's when Newman

01:09:17 Comes up with a plot to abduct and kill dogs

01:09:20 You'll love it. No, I don't want it's right up

01:09:24 No

01:09:28 That's a shame you were the cultured guy and you too dude, I literally just have you seen the wire balls

01:09:35 I

01:09:37 Stopped watching the wire shot at least I stopped watching it like five times balls

01:09:43 I couldn't get hooked at all

01:09:44 And also I want to comment one thing on what you just said how many episodes are about sitcoms

01:09:48 Don't compare sitcoms to show like the wire

01:09:50 Yeah

01:09:51 20 minutes those are shows you got to be zoned in on

01:09:53 Seinfeld you just throw on and watch a few episodes like I started King of Queens

01:09:56 Like I said last month and I'm still on season one

01:09:59 But I'm just watching one or two every few nights and it's great already on season four. Yeah

01:10:04 It's great. Arthur. It's amazing. No stress. It's just a nice sitcom. You need something

01:10:08 Yeah, you're probably already you're all stressed all day. Probably you need to fucking relax a little bit

01:10:12 Stop watching World War two documentaries and like fuck drop the Ken Burns

01:10:16 He doesn't watch World War two doc. He doesn't watch anything that actually exercises his brain

01:10:21 He watches like the Nickelodeon. I remember Nickelodeon documentaries. Yeah, crazy that when we asked him what he watched for Betty

01:10:28 Just can't give you an actual answer. I did I'd already told you no

01:10:33 It's like oh it was a doc a very huge genre of documentaries and ring cameras. No. No, I watch I watch in that uh,

01:10:40 the wrestling doc that's on

01:10:43 Netflix right now. It's pretty good. You should watch that one. Yeah, you remember that?

01:10:49 Thing is just called wrestlers. Yeah, it's called the wrestlers. I would watch it. Yeah

01:10:54 Yeah, that was I like I fucking like I watch like last chance you that shows my shit

01:10:58 Like shit watch get got it yet on Netflix. I finished that last night. I haven't seen that yet. Very interesting

01:11:03 The documentary had a lot of talking it was like not too many I need more pictures it wasn't many pictures. All right

01:11:12 That was a good one boss

01:11:16 You mean like you want a documentary that they have like the fake yeah, like when they acted out

01:11:26 Yeah, I guess your channel documenters. Yeah, dr. Drama that I was watching making of the mob on Amazon. They do that's great

01:11:32 I was on one of those actually tried to get had to watch the Civil War one. It's excellent. I love black mirror. Yeah you do

01:11:38 Very good show Ranger things great and I do like those like like the man tight a oh doc in the Johnny football

01:11:45 I do those I do the Swamp King or whatever. It's called. Yeah tiger. No the swamp

01:11:53 That one's like sports docs I fucking I love that shit you love sports. Yeah, I like that kind of shit. Yeah

01:12:00 There's a different side of you. They have you haven't opened up yet

01:12:03 It's gonna be a whole new world when you start watching. All right, what kind of like

01:12:07 Ever expansing brains you have mush

01:12:11 What do you mean like an article in the third round? That's what I'm not doing

01:12:16 You're you're better than him, but that's the souls of me are good

01:12:19 I don't Marty you did earlier say I only watch entourage King of Queens and curb. No

01:12:24 Yeah, and then you said you need more pictures in your documentaries. Don't bash my guy. You leave that to me

01:12:29 I've watched all the classic shows. I think you can't talk shit Dave could talk shit. Yeah

01:12:34 Watch cheer on Netflix great fucking show. It is a great show out to coach Monica. They're gonna win. I love I love

01:12:41 She's the best squid game. Why did you pick one of them squid game? They're not it's reality. Yes, really

01:12:48 Chief you're up taking Ron Swanson Parks and Rec

01:12:51 Might have had characters that I'm just going five different shows and I have some characters that I like better but

01:12:58 He's a classic one. He's he to me is like the subtly funniest guy on that show

01:13:03 I feel like we don't have a lot of Parks and Rec people on this on this panel, but it's it's it's great

01:13:08 It was like I feel like that was like the group the last great

01:13:10 Network TV sitcom there hasn't all the good sitcoms

01:13:14 since have been HBO so

01:13:17 Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec

01:13:19 Blank stare

01:13:23 He is the best character of that show. I never I tried getting into it. It's very dry, right? Yeah, it's pretty dry

01:13:30 Yeah, I'm not completely dry. It has yeah, I don't watch it. But I've it's every movie

01:13:35 I know he's a government and he's I know he's the best character in that and it you could argue

01:13:40 That it has like the most successful cast

01:13:45 post

01:13:46 post the start of that show with

01:13:48 You know, who's the who's the

01:13:52 Drat yeah, Chris. Thank you. Oh, there's a lot of us in it, right Aziz. I'm sorry

01:13:57 They'll cast is beyond. Yeah, it's I've never even seen it. Yeah that yeah

01:14:03 Yeah, you it's on once on TV or like, you know every person in it

01:14:07 Yeah, I see him in a movie somewhere and isn't it like a shock that he became like the biggest one

01:14:12 Chris Pratt. Yeah. Yeah, he was he was oh his his wife in that is

01:14:17 Super famous now - but anyway, yeah, like he was he was that Aubrey Plaza, right? Yeah, Aubrey Plaza. Thank you

01:14:24 I'm so bad celebrity names

01:14:25 I'm glad - he he was like definitely like a bit character that everybody and he was like

01:14:31 Fatter back then like he became an action hero like post that show like he was kind of just like this silly stupid

01:14:38 You know slapstick comedy kind of guy but funny

01:14:41 And yeah, he's a he's obviously a megastar now

01:14:44 All right, Connie, you're up I'm gonna take Kevin from the I'm kidding

01:14:50 We said no HBO right, I could do can we do others should we do other premium channels, I think you can do

01:15:00 Showtime yeah. Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna do Hank Moody. That's a great vacation great pic

01:15:08 What is it California Casey California?

01:15:10 Standing fucking show balls such a good show if no one's watching. It's basically just showtimes answer to entourage

01:15:16 pretty much I

01:15:19 like

01:15:21 In a lot of ways better than entourage though

01:15:23 I'm not gonna sit here and say that but it's it's clearly clearly clearly the way the the time it came out. It's clearly showtimes

01:15:30 Answer to entourage Hank Moody's a famous author and he just runs around a laser. He's like a hipster. Yeah, fucks every hot girl on earth

01:15:38 It's a it's a great show David David to cover the X-Files. Yeah, it's outstanding show. It's very fun

01:15:44 You horny guys liking this show. It makes oh, it has like the most boobs of any show

01:15:47 It's like the American Pie beta house of television

01:15:49 But it's but he's a really funny character Hank Moody's great. It's I love Hank Moody

01:15:54 Perfectly good on Dave agree. So

01:15:59 He was on my board for sure. Mr. Relevant David

01:16:04 He doesn't deserve to be mr. Irrelevant, but Randy Marsh I'm going back to South Park. I'm going with another cartoon character

01:16:10 Why did you pick one? Why did you pick one real person? Yeah, that sucks it. I went with my favorite characters

01:16:17 I got like legit all my favorite characters ever on my board

01:16:20 and and

01:16:23 Just because you like South Park is on season 25 or something. It's one of the all-time most popular shows

01:16:29 it just put out a new episode two nights ago and

01:16:33 It's like still fucking breaking records for when they drop

01:16:37 new episodes and

01:16:40 Randy Marsh's if you ask any South Park fan who your favorite characters a ton of them are gonna say Randy Marsh

01:16:46 He remind my dad - he's just fucking idiot. I'm sorry

01:16:51 No, not at all he's got Eddie to back him up so it should

01:16:57 The four-person sample of people that don't happen to watch South Park isn't my problem the graphic people watch South Park

01:17:05 I think you guys should take take it against him on that personally. I

01:17:09 Think it's a little I think it's a little childish what you did juvenile. Yeah juvenile

01:17:15 The writings not juvenile. It's very much not it's very deep

01:17:20 Marty couldn't watch it cuz he wouldn't understand any of it

01:17:24 I watched I would get really high and watch it and then I'd be like, I was stupid but it was funny

01:17:28 It's not something I would watch every like every single time just he doesn't understand the the connotation of each episode

01:17:35 You said it was a line. You said about one time

01:17:39 I the they there's an episode called I know I think I know you're talking about

01:17:43 It's called Margaritaville where I I sincerely believe that they break down the 2008 housing crisis better than like any professor could

01:17:52 I

01:17:53 Brain has not grown. Yeah, I don't I love that movie and I don't know what the fuck's going on in it. Oh, okay

01:17:59 Wait, you say the big short? Yeah, I asked him if South has done a better job

01:18:04 But it's a great movie, but do you understand what they're talking about in it? Yeah, no, you don't

01:18:11 I feel like they explain it pretty thoroughly a lot of their way

01:18:13 Marty doesn't fucking explain explain explain to me what happened there Marty

01:18:18 What did they what happened mark?

01:18:19 It was like no

01:18:20 It was like the easiest thing to put your money into like the how it was never crash and this guy found out it was gonna

01:18:27 Crash early on went to a bunch of people. They said you're crazy. That's not gonna happen and then it happened. Okay, that's a cliff notes

01:18:34 That's good. I actually accept that

01:18:36 Knew that beyond that like I don't know all the finance lingo shit, but they whatever there's some words

01:18:47 I they have Selena Gomez they have yeah, they bring in people and they cut away from the main movie, right?

01:18:53 I know other way table right all that of course, but it's still a lot

01:18:58 It's still a lot. Okay

01:19:00 That's why he's got cartoons on his

01:19:02 You just said you can't watch things that don't have still shot pictures in them

01:19:09 Oh, I can I don't want some acted out. Oh, is that a horse? I'm out

01:19:15 Well, he told boss. Did he not say that to you? He needs more pictures

01:19:19 Yeah, he did more pictures for the John Gotti documentary

01:19:22 Think that's fair

01:19:25 Can I actually honorable mention something? Yeah

01:19:28 Obviously one person on this show not this show the show I'm about to say is bad guy

01:19:35 But that 70s show did you guys watch that? Oh, yeah big time. I had read on my list

01:19:41 He's a character. Yeah, it's gonna be on there might as well. I didn't know if it's a touchy subjects

01:19:47 You probably like Kelso for the same reason you like Kramer

01:19:51 I never watch Ramers an iconic fucking character like people up. Yes. Yes for sure

01:20:00 Like but Joe I was honest George is my favorite character, but I got I got crazy

01:20:06 So you'll be voting for me when the poll. Yeah, probably yeah

01:20:11 I

01:20:13 Thought any other honorable mentions, yeah

01:20:16 Please go chief. No, go ahead. I

01:20:19 Was actually bored on the train today. I don't know how I came across

01:20:23 I think I wrote a blog about him the other day. So this just made me think about him when he started winning

01:20:27 I was watching some Charlie sheet interviews today on the train insane Charlie Harper and to it f-men

01:20:31 He was great in so long. So I felt bad picking it, but he's hilarious

01:20:36 I think Roy Kent from Ted lasso is fucking really really funny

01:20:39 Yeah, considering Roy Kent with my last pick but those are those are my two biggest honorable mention

01:20:44 They do I have any more who else I've written down Roy Kent Charlie Harper, and I just had putty written down as well. Yeah

01:20:50 What is a good one?

01:20:53 Yeah, that's right. I had also from 30 rock Tracy Jordan. It's Tracy Morgan. Basically just playing himself. It was very funny

01:21:01 He's got before

01:21:02 Andy Dennis Mac

01:21:05 And then I feel like nobody watches you guys watch miss Maisel. Have you ever seen that show? I

01:21:10 Saw the finale with my mom. Oh, so I didn't want I didn't see the finale

01:21:15 I kind of dropped off of it for personal reasons, but

01:21:18 the dad in that Abe Weissman is like the funniest TV dad of

01:21:24 all time like he's he is so fucking funny and

01:21:28 So he deserves a shout-out that shows a very good show

01:21:32 Dave

01:21:35 Butter stock from South Park. Mr. Garrison from or mrs. Or just Garrison from South Park

01:21:41 I'm gonna add one in for Dave. How about Stewie Griffin for family guy? I had Stewie on there. I had

01:21:46 I had a style

01:21:48 Stanza Estelle's great. Oh

01:21:50 Yeah, that's who I whispered to Glenny during that Estelle

01:21:55 No, Stewie Stewie. I love Stewie. Stewie's great

01:21:59 Charlie Kelly Brian

01:22:02 lieutenant dangling EC Nash from

01:22:05 Reno 911 balls you never watch Reno. No. Oh

01:22:08 Such a fucking perfect, you know, it's actually another one that just popped in my head that I haven't watched show in so long

01:22:12 But he was always funny the brother and everybody loves Raymond

01:22:14 Yeah, the big tall cop Brad Garrett

01:22:17 My brother was I he's like, oh you're doing a draft today and I was like, yeah, and he's like do Ray Romano

01:22:25 I said that's the one of the worst picks I've ever heard Ray Romano's most unfunny guy. Whoa in that show

01:22:31 Oh that show sure. I have a few

01:22:35 TV shows I'll never watch us out of sheer principle and everybody loves Raymond's one of them and then

01:22:41 What's the one name some more the stupid fucking network ones? I don't know

01:22:46 I feel like two and a half minutes kind of in that category bang bang theory big bang. That's the one big bang theory

01:22:50 Thank you. I'll never watch the second that show out of principle. Um, I've seen we have been it was great with Charlie Sheen

01:22:55 Hi, it was high on as lifts. You wanted to go bazinga. He was just I'd ever seen it

01:23:00 But now I wish I did I that was like so popular. I would have got some hell of votes

01:23:04 Hello. Yeah

01:23:06 Yeah, a couple times a year get Nicky mush on the draft so he could help you out make sure you're not the worst

01:23:17 He's afraid of the pizza guy, I do want to give a quick shout out to Barney Gumbel a

01:23:23 Lorry Gumbel. Yeah, there's a ton of great Simpsons. It's not like Seinfeld like side characters are what makes a show

01:23:32 Suggestion I had for you like tertiary characters. Yeah, like I just saw a guy we can still do that

01:23:37 Yeah, we've done that for Christmas before I also think I'd also think a fun draft would be like just like TV show or movie

01:23:44 Cameos, but it has to be a cameo like Brett's best cameo Mary

01:23:49 The rock and Samuel Jackson of the other guys you guys want to hear my own romances. Sure. Yeah, actually. Yes your list I

01:23:56 Got five to your link. I got Sean Hunter

01:24:01 Okay, I don't know who that is Frank Gallagher

01:24:04 Okay, now what the fuck's wrong with you that's a good pick wait who is he again? I mean was that's

01:24:11 People do love Frank out about shameless. He's a great character. I didn't finish it. I mean I

01:24:16 Felt like I you finish different strokes though

01:24:20 Well, that's like

01:24:22 That he's right there. He's right there. I've never watched Seinfeld start to finish. I

01:24:28 Yeah, I had Kevin Arnold

01:24:31 Kevin I thought the dad was funnier than that dad was dad

01:24:35 That was the dad was I thought about putting him on because he's such a it would have been better than race character

01:24:40 That guy he was awesome

01:24:42 He was the quintessential angry dad you think my own rematches are better. Yeah. Yeah, so your draft is the worst draft ever

01:24:50 Dan Conner

01:24:53 Dan Conner Oh from John goes and Roseanne's husband. Yeah, there's a Bears fan

01:24:59 I

01:25:01 Had a

01:25:05 Kelly Bundy just because I thought it'd be funny to draft that in front of Dave

01:25:08 Dave did say he wishes that she was his sister so he could fuck her that's not what I said. Yeah, that's what he said

01:25:16 Do we miss it Marty did you say yours or no? Yeah, it's just

01:25:23 Dale gribble, that's another one

01:25:27 Okay, do you got any?

01:25:29 I will say tough draft for women. Yeah

01:25:33 Elaine probably should have been drafted but Ed was here. So she was mentioned though. Yeah

01:25:41 I'm big on Gilmore girls right now. I assume I don't think

01:25:46 pretty familiar

01:25:49 Rory's the worst

01:25:53 Logan or Luke who should who should achieve ended up with? Oh, she ended up with Logan, but I'm a Jess girl

01:25:58 I'm a Jess guy - that's meant to make me right. Yeah

01:26:01 But Lorelei, I like Luke new girl

01:26:04 Like Nick Miller. Yeah, and that's something people fucking

01:26:09 People all new girl. I watched it like six times. What about Schitt's Creek?

01:26:14 That's also very good. I've watched a handful of episodes and it's it's very good from what I've seen

01:26:20 I should just pandered and took all these people you wouldn't you wouldn't know about him and let's not shit-talk Rory

01:26:25 She is the problem in most of Rory absolutely stinks. Yeah, but she's

01:26:30 That's like my my ideal. It's like the light eyes the dark hair from what show Gilmore

01:26:37 And then she had like a little cameo in Mad Men when she played like a crazy wife. Oh, yeah

01:26:45 It's Alexis Bledel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm watching the

01:26:49 Handmaid's Tale right now. Yeah, she's a main character. She's like my number one. She's gorgeous. I think I don't like that

01:26:56 I know but I mean that just means you have good taste dibs you can ever

01:27:01 We don't have enough female representation, so maybe this draft should stay in the can

01:27:12 Maybe I think we could do it. We could have a another person just take all female characters and still

01:27:18 Mackenzie take my spot and just have all five. Yeah, do you want to give us five females? Oh gosh Elaine. Yeah, Elaine

01:27:28 I

01:27:30 would say

01:27:32 Lorelei Gilmore, I guess Rory Gilmore would be like probably what more people know

01:27:39 Jess from New Girl, okay, which but I also think people are like annoyed by her

01:27:45 But D in there Liz Lemon, yeah

01:27:51 Do you ever seen the show Fleabag? Mrs. Cartman? No, Fleabag is a very good show Rachel

01:27:57 Monica Phoebe. Yes. Yep

01:28:00 Who's the best one Mackenzie in front? Yeah

01:28:06 Rachel probably okay more of a Monica guy dark hair light eyes

01:28:11 So you'd be Elaine Jess D. Lorelei Gilmore and Rachel. Yeah. Yeah

01:28:17 You just smoked or I'm friend dresser

01:28:22 She's an icon. Yep. All right. So who you guys voting off? I

01:28:28 Hate to say it but I'm voting for you

01:28:34 You don't what about cartoon boy? Yes, his draft is no his draft is infinitely better than yours

01:28:41 As well, oh no, this is this is disingenuous though two votes for cartoon boy. I'm voting for you. Yeah, Dave

01:28:53 and

01:28:55 Don't Marty Marty

01:29:00 We don't this this thing is built on integrity you can't do you can't sign

01:29:06 No, I am on charity

01:29:08 The only reason I'm saying I'm on integrity is because the only way Dave wins

01:29:11 This is if he just has these animated freaks just voting for that's not true. Just cuz you haven't seen those shows

01:29:16 Those are insanely popular characters really they clearly the history of will I'm saying if there's a bunch of animated guys out there

01:29:24 They'll love it and they'll vote for you. I'd rather have the live in action people with Eddie's people

01:29:28 I want to see how many votes Eddie's people get nobody

01:29:31 I don't even didn't even hear what Gary Coleman's character name was cuz it's so old me didn't even watch the show

01:29:38 You should have hit him with what you name name two more characters from that show

01:29:45 his brother his brother

01:29:48 Brother I know his fucking brother. Is it fucking Willis? No

01:29:56 It is Willis. Yeah

01:29:58 Okay, one more

01:30:00 I

01:30:02 Forgot the sister she had a bad drug problem in real life damn

01:30:07 Unfortunate I don't remember her name or watch the show and care about enough to remember cares. You know

01:30:13 I watched a lot as a kid. All right

01:30:15 Don't fucking question that I like different strokes. I wouldn't have taken it. It's not like a not

01:30:20 I watched it shows my dad. Yeah

01:30:24 You didn't watch it though. You watched it cuz your dad watched it. No, I watched it. It was Nick at night

01:30:28 I took it in the comedy draft

01:30:31 Okay, yeah

01:30:35 Jesus all right Marty. Thank you. Thank you did Marty. We're not we didn't

01:30:39 Listen you better tread carefully Martin. I know I'm not I mean it you better trade carefully Matthew talking like that and

01:30:50 I have something in my head what I want to say if you have any more with you have any more thoughts Dave speak I

01:30:55 Agree with you where it's like the cartoon freaks like will freak out on us because we're calling them freaks

01:31:04 And I don't I know he's gonna get some of those freaks to do it

01:31:08 But I do as a guy who got kicked off this draft for no reason

01:31:14 there's is an integrity and Dave those are near and dear to Dave and those are all Dave and

01:31:21 Eddie you you I don't know what the fuck you would do

01:31:24 This I would be disingenuous to it'd be funny if I just voted off Dave there

01:31:30 But I'd be disingenuous and I'm voting off it. Oh, you're smart man Martin. Thank you. That's a fair. That's fair, right? Yes

01:31:37 This actually makes me sad for you. Why me too is like you're you go home

01:31:44 And you don't watch anything good in your life. Just kind of

01:31:46 Guys have a shows from four three different. I didn't if I watch three shows and I had five different shows

01:31:52 I had five different shows. There's a lot of people like there's nothing wrong with full house family matters growing pains in this draft

01:31:58 Yeah, it's draft. Yes, but that's what you're saying. Like I live in an igloo

01:32:02 No, if we're doing

01:32:05 You don't watch him anymore

01:32:09 Yeah, I know. All right, so I have a big gap that I need to fill up it's like a 25 year

01:32:14 Watch all these

01:32:21 A little less ring cameras and a little bit more. I gotta stop watching those before bad. Those are scary

01:32:27 Oh, yeah, dude, I'm telling you don't watch those like people in mass ringing it like 3 in the morning. It's fucking scary

01:32:36 Me locker. Yeah, I'm still going well the basement's pretty cold

01:32:40 Yeah, the new the new office has like an industrial size meat locker

01:32:44 Really? Yeah, I can't wait to hang fill our fill it with deer

01:32:48 Yeah, I call my basement to be locker because it's cold down there

01:32:51 If we're invited yeah, we don't really get invited

01:32:56 It would be fun if you guys just stayed

01:33:03 We have it through the new year we've been yeah, but they're taking all the tech out of here today I thought they're leaving

01:33:07 No, they're taking it. I thought they were leaving this studio and the taking everything else. No

01:33:14 All right, guys. Thank you. Thanks boys

01:33:17 Yeah, that's it everybody thanks for listening thanks for watching see you guys tomorrow

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