Up, Up and Awry (Winnie the Pooh)
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00:00 [music]
00:05 faster faster not too fast it's gonna work it's gonna work
00:11 I believe I've run out of room
00:16 [music]
00:20 Christopher Robin what exactly is holding the kite up?
00:24 well nothing Pooh it's just flying I see and how does it do that?
00:32 well the wind tickles the kite and makes it go up
00:36 you know if I could fly it would be much less of a bother getting honey
00:44 [music]
01:04 no bother
01:06 [music]
01:18 [screaming]
01:22 [music]
01:27 now look what you've done silly old bear
01:29 I'm afraid my mind was somewhere else
01:32 I was just thinking you see how I'd love to fly like your kite does
01:37 or did Christopher Robin
01:40 you want to fly Pooh?
01:42 I've heard of butterflies and dragonflies but Pooh flies?
01:47 Pooh! [laughing]
01:50 why buddy bear you'd have to give up honey for bird feed
01:54 come on Pooh let's let the kite do the flying
01:58 I see why you shouldn't fly but then I'm just a donkey
02:03 I know if I didn't have high hopes once in a while I'd be depressed all the time
02:10 [music]
02:15 yellow seems to be the color for things which fly
02:18 like the Sun and yellow jackets and canaries and so on
02:23 a few of these might help too good and hurt
02:28 [music]
02:35 look like a bird to me Pooh
02:38 uncanny resemblance almost eerie
02:42 you ought to be flying any moment now
02:46 oh bother
02:52 yes this just isn't the moment
02:55 [music]
02:58 my what a very lovely day
03:01 not a cloud in the sky
03:04 just a... Pooh bear?
03:07 [splash]
03:09 I thought I heard rabbit a moment ago
03:12 thank you Pooh bear
03:14 my mornings aren't complete without at least one major catastrophe
03:20 it would seem rabbit that the first thing about learning to fly is learning to land
03:28 what you're still thinking about flying
03:32 it's unnatural and dangerous for bears to fly worse than getting bounced by Tigger
03:39 it's not that bad
03:43 [music]
03:46 and how exactly will this help me fly Eeyore?
03:50 everybody's always saying what goes up must come down
03:56 with any luck it'll work both ways
03:59 what goes down must come up
04:03 of course it's just a theory
04:05 won't know for sure till we try it out
04:08 [screaming]
04:12 why Eeyore I believe it's going to work
04:17 I've called this emergency meeting because it seems Pooh bear has taken our joking seriously and decided to fly
04:27 but rabbit he can't fly
04:29 of course he can't fly and we have to stop him
04:33 until the skies are free of Poohs none of us will be safe
04:38 just when we're least expecting it
04:42 [music]
04:44 Pooh really is trying to fly
04:47 I believe I would have stayed up that time had I not come down
04:52 quite a whole idea if hippopotamus is in it
04:56 of course it is I think
04:59 I know we'll ask owl he'll know Pooh bears were meant to fly
05:06 you blow up a balloon it floats same thing ought to work for bears
05:14 [music]
05:19 just don't forget to flap Pooh
05:26 Pooh bear is aerodynamically speaking entirely unsuited for flight
05:31 indeed the only way he could fly is by breaking the law of gravity
05:36 breaking the law?
05:38 you mean Pooh would be a criminal?
05:40 dear we have to stop him
05:42 given the nature of updrafts and down drafts and cool drafts
05:47 oh my
05:49 [music]
05:53 thank you for the use of your tail Eeyore
05:57 no problem I was getting a little tired of it anyways
06:02 always hanging around
06:05 besides no self-respecting kite would be seen without one
06:11 now remember Eeyore you'll have to go very fast
06:16 I'll do my best
06:19 Pooh
06:21 any moment now I shall be flying with the birds
06:25 dancing with the bees
06:27 soaring with the
06:29 [music]
06:31 stop in the name of the law of gravity
06:36 [music]
06:41 father
06:44 [music]
06:48 well at least we stopped Pooh bear from
06:51 oh my
06:53 he's done it
06:55 oh dear he has
06:57 he has done it
06:59 he's busted the law of gravitivity
07:02 oh Pooh how could you
07:06 my very best friend
07:08 a common criminal
07:11 there's really only one thing to do
07:14 you've broken the law Pooh
07:16 so I'm afraid
07:18 you'll have to go to your room and serve your time
07:22 sorry buddy bear but laws is laws
07:26 perhaps after you finished your sentence
07:29 you will have learned a valuable lesson
07:32 but how long will that take rabbit
07:35 oh I should say two or three hundred years
07:39 look on the bright side
07:41 maybe you'll get a couple of decades off for good behavior
07:44 I can't leave Pooh all alone for such a very long time
07:49 after all he is my best friend and
07:52 well best friends should stick together
07:55 you want to stay in there too
07:57 yes I believe I must
08:00 whatever you say piglet old pal
08:03 yes
08:05 guess I'm as much to blame as Pooh is
08:08 perhaps I ought to be in there too
08:12 not that anybody'd really care mind you
08:16 while ignorance of the gravitational law is no excuse
08:23 I too feel rather responsible for much of what's occurred
08:31 anybody else
08:33 let's go Tigger
08:35 oh dear dear dear it's too bad I wasn't able to stop Pooh Bear earlier
08:39 none of this would have happened in the first place
08:41 oh no wait Tigger I didn't mean
08:45 honey anyone
08:50 oh I suppose I might
08:52 do you have any tea Pooh Bear
08:54 oh Earl Grey my favorite
08:57 hey they can't have fun without me
09:00 why having fun is what Tiggers do best
09:04 Pooh Bear, Piglet, Rabbit, Tigger
09:08 over here Christopher Robin
09:12 what's going on
09:15 I'm afraid that by trying to fly I broke the law of gravity
09:20 you don't have to be locked up for that
09:24 free free at last
09:28 Pooh's flying isn't against the law it's just impossible
09:32 it is
09:35 well of course bears can fly Pooh
09:38 but if they did then the bees wouldn't have a chance
09:42 and they couldn't make honey
09:44 no
09:46 no
09:47 well in that case I shall leave the skies to the bees
09:51 and speaking of bees I believe I hear them calling me
09:56 Pooh Bears simply were not meant to fly
09:59 thanks for taking buddy boy's mind off of flying Christopher Robin
10:03 yes he could have hurt himself or someone else
10:09 always knew he could do it
10:19 what was that of yore
10:20 said you're right Pooh Bears simply weren't meant to fly
10:26 (upbeat music)