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00:08 Ah, number one, brush teeth.
00:11 Done.
00:12 And number two, comb ears.
00:15 ( humming )
00:17 Happiness is making a schedule and keeping to it.
00:21 Ah, why isn't everyone as organized as me?
00:25 And what's next?
00:26 Number three, prepare for party.
00:29 Party?
00:30 Ah!
00:31 I forgot!
00:32 I have 500 relatives coming at 6 o'clock.
00:35 Oh, gotta make a cake and decorate and make a pie.
00:38 Oh, my, oh, my. I gotta make-- I gotta make--
00:40 I-- I've got to make a schedule.
00:44 The key to giving a perfect party
00:48 is an airtight schedule.
00:51 Just follow your list of things to do
00:54 and the party will be a success.
00:58 List?
00:59 When a tigger gives a party,
01:01 he just opens the door and hopes for the best.
01:03 This way's no fun.
01:05 Fun?
01:06 Did you say fun?
01:08 This is a party.
01:10 Who said anything about fun?
01:13 From 304 to 343, you'll bake eggs.
01:16 Any questions, Pooh?
01:17 Just one.
01:19 How do you bake a cake?
01:21 Very simple, Pooh.
01:23 Add two egg whites, one cup of flour,
01:25 two cups of sugar, dash of salt, pinch of vanilla,
01:27 and you're done.
01:29 That's all you're gonna make, understand?
01:32 It's 305, Tigger.
01:34 You're falling behind schedule.
01:36 Piglet?
01:38 Two egg whites, but they're all white.
01:44 No, no, no, no, no.
01:46 The decorations are wrong.
01:48 This isn't a Halloween party.
01:50 One cup of flours?
01:55 It's tight under the rug.
01:58 Tigger!
01:59 321, you should be washing the windows.
02:02 You're behind schedule.
02:05 Piglet!
02:06 It isn't an Easter party.
02:09 Shh.
02:11 Was that one dash of salt or one dish?
02:15 No, we haven't been washing behind our ears, have we?
02:20 Tigger, 322, you're behind schedule again.
02:25 It's not a Christmas party either?
02:29 Oh, my!
02:30 That's them!
02:32 I can hear them.
02:33 They're coming.
02:34 No schedule, no schedule.
02:36 Tigger, you don't have to have ten minutes to dust.
02:38 You have ten seconds.
02:39 Piglet!
02:40 Piglet!
02:45 It's party time!
02:48 No, no, no, no.
02:49 Go away.
02:50 Shoo, shoo.
02:51 Come back in two hours.
02:53 Why don't you have the party now, Rabbit?
02:56 Because it isn't on the schedule.
02:59 I know.
03:05 Now, you bunnies go into the bedroom with your Uncle Piglet
03:10 while he reads you a story for the next two hours.
03:16 Oh, dear.
03:22 Once upon a time, a long time ago...
03:27 You're taking too long, Pooh.
03:29 Time is wasting.
03:34 Hello, Rabbit.
03:36 Just came over to see how everything's doing.
03:41 Boom! Went a big, mean giant as he jumped off the beanstalk.
03:49 Just look at this mess.
03:53 And now the honey's gone.
03:57 I can get some more.
04:00 You bake another cake, Pooh.
04:02 Gopher, you get us some more honey.
04:04 You have...
04:06 15 minutes.
04:08 Hurry, hurry.
04:09 We've got to get back on schedule.
04:19 There.
04:20 Everything's ready right on schedule.
04:24 Then the big, mean giant gobbled up the whole village
04:28 and lived happily ever after.
04:30 The end.
04:37 Where does the schedule say bunnies cry?
04:40 Where?
04:41 Show me where.
04:43 Rabbit, I'm very sorry.
04:46 There's no time for sorry.
04:49 Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour.
04:52 Take them for a walk.
04:54 Anything.
04:55 If I'm going to have this party,
04:58 and I am going to have this party,
05:01 I have to get things ready.
05:05 Give me 15 minutes to get honey, Willie.
05:12 I'll get it in.
05:14 I know how to keep a schedule.
05:22 I'll get it in.
05:43 It seems the only way to get things done
05:45 in a timely, efficient manner is to do them myself.
06:14 And halt.
06:21 What we stopped for, poo boy?
06:24 If we hike too far,
06:26 we won't be back in time for Rabbit's party.
06:29 Yeah.
06:30 Good idea.
06:31 About face.
06:34 Oh, no.
06:36 Look.
06:41 Oh, brother.
06:46 Ah, done.
06:47 With 2.8 seconds to spare.
06:50 Let the party begin.
06:55 Why, where is everyone?
07:00 I distinctly told them to be here at 6 o'clock sharp.
07:04 It's right here on the schedule.
07:08 Ah, must still be at Pooh's.
07:11 Those little insects think they can throw me up.
07:15 Schedule, I'll show them.
07:21 Better add more.
07:23 Want to do this right the first time?
07:31 Where could they be?
07:33 Oh, they must be at Piglet's.
07:36 Calling all bunnies.
07:38 Calling all bunnies.
07:50 Excuse me, Gopher.
07:52 Have you seen any bunnies about?
07:55 Don't bother me now, honey.
07:58 Can't you see I'm behind schedule?
08:01 Oh, brother.
08:02 We must find them soon or...
08:06 Why must we find them soon?
08:09 Rabbit's party.
08:11 Bunny, bunny, bunny.
08:14 Not at Piglet's, not at Tigger's.
08:16 Where is everyone?
08:18 They know they're supposed to be here on schedule.
08:21 Well, I planned this party for 6 o'clock
08:25 and it is 6 o'clock.
08:28 I'll show them.
08:30 Come out, come out wherever you bunnies are.
08:35 Follow them fuzzballs.
08:40 Whoa, you little bunnies.
08:45 Faraway to the party.
08:58 Another slice of cake?
09:00 Of course, Piglet.
09:03 Now, do you know what's next on the schedule?
09:07 Charades.
09:08 Won't that be fun?
09:12 Pooh, would you start?
09:15 Go ahead, Pooh.
09:16 Don't be bashful.
09:18 Isn't this fun?
09:25 We're supposed to be having fun.
09:28 It's on the schedule.
09:30 It's on the schedule.
09:33 How many more, Piglet?
09:37 Oh, that's the last of them.
09:46 Goodness, what was that?
09:58 I believe we're rather a bit late.
10:01 I'm sorry, Rabbit.
10:03 We've ruined your schedule, haven't we?
10:08 If there won't be any party, huh?
10:11 Of course there'll be a party.
10:17 Why, who needs a schedule for a party?
10:21 Parties are supposed to be fun.
10:23 And you can have fun whenever you want.
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