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00:00 [chickens clucking]
00:02 This brown shoe will look nice next to my very small picture of me
00:06 as a very, very small animal.
00:08 Why, Piglet, I never knew you had a thingaroo like this.
00:13 I found it and decided to display my favorite daffodil.
00:16 Why, Piglet, where did you get this?
00:19 Well, you see--
00:20 Hey, Piglet, what's that supposed to be?
00:24 It's just something.
00:26 Yeah, it's really something, all right.
00:28 [chuckles] But what exactly?
00:31 Why, it's obviously a--
00:33 Oh, that kind of reminds me--
00:36 Oh, I see, a running trophy.
00:39 I'd recognize one anywhere.
00:42 Oh, of course it is.
00:43 Piglet, why didn't you ever let on you were so fleet of footsies?
00:48 Oh, no, it's really nothing at all.
00:51 He wins a running trophy and calls it nothing.
00:55 What modesty! But that's our Piglet.
00:59 Why, Piglet, I never knew.
01:02 Or perhaps I did and forgot.
01:05 Okay, let's see what you got, Piglet.
01:07 But, but, Tigger, but, uh, but--
01:10 Show us how fast you can run to that tree and back.
01:13 One for the honey, two for the road,
01:16 three to get ready, and off you go!
01:20 Why, that was so fast, I didn't even see you go.
01:23 It's a new world record!
01:26 Astonishing!
01:27 That was wonderful, Piglet.
01:29 I always knew Piglet was very sudden.
01:32 I've seen him run away from things
01:34 that aren't even things to run away from.
01:37 Well, that must be how he keeps in training.
01:40 You know, traditionally, races are held once a year
01:43 to give others an opportunity to acquire such a magnificent award.
01:48 Yeah, why, I'd give away old Bunny Boy here for a trophy like that.
01:52 Here, Tigger, it's yours.
01:54 [laughs] I won!
01:56 Nonsense!
01:57 This beautiful trophy must be won by winning it.
02:00 Um, Rabbit, Gofer, uh, I just wanted to say
02:05 that I certainly don't need to keep this trophy all to myself.
02:10 [laughs]
02:11 That's the stuff, Johnny.
02:13 What sportsmanship.
02:15 I gotta get in the training.
02:17 Yeah, me too.
02:19 Hey, here.
02:21 You know, Piglet, I don't believe I'll race this race
02:25 because this trophy doesn't look as though it will hold much honey.
02:29 But I will be very pleased to see you win it again.
02:33 [laughs]
02:34 You will?
02:35 Oh, d-d-dear, how could I have let whatever just happened happen?
02:42 One and two and no time to chat and one and--
02:46 Rabbit, about this race--
02:48 Now, if you'll excuse me,
02:50 I have some intensive training to undo.
02:54 I can't run very well at all.
02:56 Trying to fool us into thinking you're slow?
03:00 Well, I'm gonna be ready!
03:03 [triumphant music]
03:06 Oh, dear, I can't fly very well either.
03:10 You want the trophy too, Eeyore?
03:12 It's not the trophy I'm interested in, little Piglet.
03:16 It's the flower.
03:18 Tigger, there's something I have to tell you about my running.
03:22 Oh, don't worry, Piglet.
03:24 I know I can't expect to beat an exceptional runner like you,
03:28 but it's gonna be fun trying.
03:30 [laughs]
03:32 Everybody, this has gone far enough.
03:35 I've never won any trophies, so there's no need to have a race.
03:39 Yes, that's what I must say.
03:42 I can't let this idea go any farther.
03:45 That's all there is to it.
03:48 Runners must follow the marked route.
03:53 That reminds me of the time my great uncle Bigelow
03:56 and made a best Tigger win.
03:58 What? Oh, I beg your pardon.
04:01 Runners, on your mark, get set...
04:05 Just a moment. Where's Piglet?
04:07 [clears throat] Maybe he's already finished.
04:10 Everybody, I know what you all expect to happen here today,
04:14 but there's something I must say.
04:17 And you may say it, Piglet, just as soon as I say go.
04:22 Hooray!
04:24 [coughs]
04:26 Now, don't give us a head start, Piglet.
04:28 We want to win this race fair and square.
04:31 Uh, come back.
04:33 Hooray.
04:35 In first place is Tigger by a tail.
04:39 Now Rabbit by a hair.
04:41 Gopher by a-- by a-- by a tooth.
04:44 And the current champion is in the last place
04:47 one would expect to find him,
04:49 which is last place.
04:52 Sure is. Distance between two points is a straight tunnel.
05:08 If I don't finish first, everybody will be so disappointed.
05:13 Oh, my.
05:22 I say, Rabbit seems to have cut a bit of distance off the course,
05:28 taking over first place.
05:31 Seems I've lost my tail, little Piglet.
05:36 Wouldn't want to win the race without all of me there.
05:39 Um, Eeyore, about this trophy.
05:41 It sure is nice of you, Piglet.
05:44 I haven't had so much fun since--
05:46 [farts]
05:48 It's Tigger in the lead, but--
05:52 [laughs]
05:53 I'm gonna win!
05:55 I'd say he's chosen to make a pit stop.
05:58 Tigger, I really must tell you--
06:04 I can't stop now, little Piglet.
06:06 I gotta catch up with you.
06:08 Oh, my.
06:11 It seems front-runner Gopher has had a blowout.
06:14 Uh, Gopher, I just want you to know--
06:19 Don't worry about me, sonny.
06:21 You go ahead. I've got a spare.
06:25 Now it's Tigger in first place.
06:28 Or is that Rabbit?
06:30 Why, I believe it may be Eeyore.
06:32 And in last place, Piglet.
06:35 Now it's-- Well, someone must be leading.
06:38 I'm sure you're right, Owl.
06:40 But where are they?
06:42 My word, they're approaching the swamp.
06:46 This could become a rather sticky situation.
06:51 It could?
06:53 Yes, indeed.
06:55 I definitely have to say they're stuck.
06:58 I remember when my great-aunt Cordelia fell asleep in a tar barrel.
07:02 Owl?
07:04 Yes?
07:05 We have only one thing to say.
07:08 Yes?
07:09 Help!
07:12 Oh, dear.
07:15 Whoever among you I helped first would gain an unfair advantage.
07:20 The principles of fair play demand that I, as an official of this race,
07:26 must at all costs maintain impartiality.
07:30 Hooray!
07:35 No, Boo. Everyone's in terrible trouble.
07:38 They're stuck in the swamp. What shall I do?
07:41 Well, Piglet, if they can't finish the race,
07:44 take the finish of the race to them.
07:47 Oh, of course. That's a wonderful idea, Boo.
07:51 (WHISTLING)
07:53 Oh, my. We've lost so much time.
08:03 We're going to have to run twice as fast just to catch up with ourselves.
08:06 Hey, Piglet, you have to finish.
08:08 But, oh, it's too late.
08:11 Everyone is going to find out that I'm not at all what they expect me to be.
08:16 It's difficult when large expectations become very large un-expectations.
08:22 Perhaps it would be best to do something unexpected for a change.
08:27 I won. I won.
08:38 If nobody minds my saying so,
08:41 seems to me that I got here first.
08:44 Hey, what are you talking about?
08:47 I won.
08:49 You won? Who was the winner, Owl?
08:52 It was, I must say, the closest finish I've seen
08:56 since the time my Uncle Albert raced from Albania to Zanzibar.
09:01 Boo, would you kindly tell them who won the race?
09:05 Well, actually, I'm afraid you're all too late.
09:13 I don't think anyone would expect me to move away.
09:17 What are you doing, Piglet?
09:20 I'm leaving the hundred-acre wood, moving far, far away
09:25 to some place where the unexceptional won't be expected to excel beyond expectations.
09:31 Uh, could you say that again a little looser?
09:35 Oh, I let you all down. I never won a race in my life.
09:39 Why, Piglet, of course you've won a race.
09:42 Sure, you won this one.
09:44 Wasn't that the finishing line you saved us with?
09:48 Oh, why, yes. I guess it was.
09:52 Oh, and so this trophy is awarded to you, Piglet.
09:56 Me?
09:57 Why, certainly. You won, just like we expected you to.
10:01 Not only did you win, but you helped everyone else come in second.
10:07 Hooray for Piglet for doing exactly what we expected him to do
10:12 in a very "I'm your best friend, Piglet" sort of way.
10:16 Definitely.
10:18 Oh, thank you. This will look very nice and neat on my shelf
10:22 next to the trophy I won for weightlifting.
10:25 Just kidding.
10:29 [BLANK_AUDIO]