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CAN YOU NAME EVERY WWE CHAMPION AGAIN? | Survival Series
Put your mind to the test and see if you can do better than our fine cast of wrestling aficionados as they try to name every WWE Champion again in this anniversary edition of Survival Series!
Starring... Pete Quinnell, Luke Owen, Oli Davis, Dan Layton, Sullivan Beau Brown, Andy Datson and for the first time ever, Tempest!

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Transcript
00:00 [clap]
00:00 [clap]
00:01 [clap]
00:01 Christmas day that was loud!
00:03 Hullo!
00:04 [laughter]
00:05 And welcome to another exciting edition of Survival Series, a show where Tempest says something funny, and it alludes to him bullying his co-workers.
00:13 [laughter]
00:14 You may notice that I am sitting in for Tempest. I am Adam. I am Editor Adam. I am that new knobhead, whichever you want to call me.
00:21 MVP.
00:22 The reason I am sitting in this chair today is because you are actually competing against Tempest in today's episode.
00:28 [air horn]
00:30 Wait, what?
00:32 Along with everyone else, of course.
00:33 Yes, of course, of course.
00:34 But he is the biggest threat. It's Survival Series' first birthday.
00:38 [cheering]
00:40 [air horn]
00:43 I have no idea what to expect, other than to win, of course.
00:46 I just wanted to do one of these, but you guys really liked it, so, you know...
00:51 Woo! Let's f***ing go!
00:56 [air horn]
00:57 Oh, God.
00:58 This show is still just a baby, though.
01:00 It won't be until 18 years old that this show can go to university and become a real man or woman or whatever it wants to be.
01:06 [air horn]
01:07 You stupid little baby show.
01:10 I kind of thought I never had to do this again, which either means that it's really difficult and I'm just here because I don't know anything, and it's going to be really funny when I just fail immediately, or it's really easy.
01:21 That doesn't mean I'm going to do well. It means that other people are still going to do miles better than me.
01:24 I'd rather, honestly, have a quick death.
01:26 That's the spirit!
01:28 It's a customised briefcase.
01:30 Oh, not with the Toolbox brand name.
01:33 But yeah, custom briefcase.
01:34 The first custom Survival Series case.
01:37 Because I'm the mechanic.
01:39 And I'm going to win another one.
01:40 [clap]
01:40 Yeah!
01:42 [air horn]
01:44 [laughter]
01:45 High production value.
01:46 Sorry, excuse me one second.
01:47 Do you think that's appropriate in this moment?
01:50 I thought it would help the birthday vibes.
01:53 You thought it would help. Do you think that's really what's going to get me in the zone to...
01:56 I wasn't trying to.
01:57 So you didn't think is what you're telling me.
01:58 No.
01:59 Okay.
01:59 Think first.
02:00 Yeah, then act.
02:01 Right.
02:02 Leave it at this.
02:02 And then, two of these.
02:05 No, **** it.
02:06 [laughter]
02:08 Two of these, one of these. Yeah?
02:09 Yeah.
02:10 Thank you, Ellis.
02:11 We're in acting again now.
02:12 Yep, that's okay.
02:13 Today's episode...
02:14 [laughter]
02:15 A lot of us thought this might be Survivor Series related.
02:19 Or, because it's first birthday, might we get...
02:21 [air horn]
02:22 WWE champions again.
02:24 You are ahead of the game, because that is exactly what I need you to do.
02:28 I need you to name, in reverse chronological order, every WWE champion again.
02:35 Oh, man.
02:36 No gimmicks.
02:37 No gimmicks.
02:38 Three strikes.
02:38 Three strikes.
02:39 Bitch.
02:40 Except for you.
02:41 You will be given just one strike.
02:43 Handicapping.
02:44 It's understandable.
02:45 You want this smoke? Okay, you about to get it.
02:47 It's about to be a barbecue.
02:48 If this is your first time watching Survivor Series, why?
02:51 We've been going for 12 months now.
02:52 Go back and watch the rest of them.
02:54 And then, whilst you're at it, head over to our Patreon,
02:56 patreon.com/wrestletalk,
02:59 where you can see the full, uncut version of this episode,
03:02 and every other episode we've done.
03:04 You will see a party popper in front of you.
03:06 I do see that.
03:07 That is for if you surpass your previous attempt.
03:10 Okay.
03:10 You get to shoot that.
03:11 With that being said, who is the current reigning and defending WWE Champion?
03:17 Reynolds.
03:19 And I've already beaten my score from last time, everybody.
03:21 Nearly. Yep. A little more.
03:23 Hey!
03:25 Ding.
03:26 Well, it's funny. I'm not the one giving out the dings this time.
03:29 How does it feel to be dinged?
03:31 I've been dinged a lot in my life, unfortunately.
03:34 Oh, and he won it so long ago from...
03:38 Braun Strowman.
03:40 Andy, that is your first strike.
03:44 So much worse than I was expecting.
03:46 Brock Lesnar.
03:50 No, he didn't. He won it from Brock Lesnar.
03:51 Ding. Isn't it crazy that a year later, the list has not changed at all?
03:56 It's the exact same list.
03:58 Brock Lesnar.
04:02 Bobby Lashley.
04:07 Pretty sure Bobby Lashley.
04:09 Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashley?
04:11 Here's a fun fact for you, Andy.
04:13 Did you know...
04:14 No, I didn't.
04:16 You were the first person to ever get a strike on Survival Series.
04:19 Right, what did I do?
04:20 Who won it from...
04:22 Big E.
04:23 That is your first strike.
04:26 You were also the first person to be eliminated in a Survival Series.
04:29 Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, Adam. I'm not good at this.
04:32 This is why I don't get invited back on the show.
04:33 Andy, I need you to remove your microphone.
04:36 You got to eight and not a single one more.
04:39 I have been feeling so relaxed for like eight...
04:42 Like, ten months.
04:43 Because I haven't had to do the bollocks.
04:46 Right, what did I get?
04:49 I got really far, didn't I?
04:50 Bobby Lashley was your latest answer.
04:52 Bobby Lashley. And he beat Brock Lesnar.
04:55 Brock Lesnar.
04:56 Brock Lesnar.
04:57 Brock Lesnar.
04:58 Brock.
04:59 Bobby Lashley beat Big E day one.
05:00 Yeah? No? No?
05:02 That is your first strike.
05:03 Oh, no! That's too early!
05:05 That's not a great start.
05:06 The birthday hubris.
05:07 Bobby Lashley beat Lesnar for the belt at the Rumble.
05:12 A match with Brock Lesnar.
05:14 In there, son of a bitch.
05:16 Ronan beat Brock, beat Bobby, beat Brock.
05:19 Ding.
05:20 Who, unfortunately, won the WWE Championship from Big E.
05:25 Sad ding.
05:26 Sad ding.
05:27 Big E.
05:28 Big E.
05:28 Big E.
05:29 Ding.
05:30 You hesitated on that ding. I hate that.
05:33 Sorry.
05:33 I've got Tempest's idiosyncrasies down.
05:35 I don't have yours, so I don't know whether a ding's coming or not.
05:38 Always expect a ding.
05:40 That's the mentality you need.
05:43 That is the... We're January 2021, I think we are.
05:49 January 1st.
05:50 Maybe it was 2022.
05:52 It was 2022, I think.
05:54 It was meant to be Big E, Brock Lesnar, I think.
05:59 But there was a last minute change because of pandemic complications, I believe.
06:04 Where they changed it to, I think it was a five way or a four way.
06:08 And I think that Big E went into that as champ and he lost it.
06:11 So I think Bobby Lashley.
06:14 There's your second strike.
06:16 And Lesnar won it off of Big E at day one.
06:23 Big E.
06:24 Brock was meant to face Roman, but Roman couldn't do day one.
06:29 I'm going to say Big E.
06:30 Ding.
06:31 Bollocks.
06:34 Big E, however, won the WWE Championship from Bobby Lashley.
06:39 Bobby Lashley.
06:40 Who won it off Bobby Lashley.
06:42 Bobby Lashley.
06:43 Bobby Lashley.
06:44 Bobby Lashley.
06:45 Bobby Lashley.
06:46 Who won the WWE Championship from The Miz.
06:50 The Miz?
06:51 The Miz.
06:52 Miz.
06:53 The Miz.
06:54 The Miz.
06:55 I think this is probably going to be it.
06:58 You've got two strikes left.
06:59 I do have two strikes left.
07:00 I think you can go all the way, Andy.
07:02 It's really annoying, Adam, because if I got this one, I think I can do the rest.
07:07 Because the problem is, is that I know that Ellis is sitting there knowing all of these.
07:12 Is that that new thing called sarcasm?
07:14 Who was the last one I said?
07:17 Bobby Lashley.
07:18 Bobby Lashley.
07:19 No, because I remember screwing up here last time because there was, this isn't my answer,
07:24 but there was one that was Randy Orton and I think I screwed up there because I didn't
07:27 get back that far.
07:28 But how did Bobby Lashley beat Randy Orton?
07:31 I just want to be out of here really quickly.
07:34 This is a torture.
07:35 Bobby Lashley beat Brock Lesnar.
07:38 That is your second strike.
07:40 Honestly, I'm just, what's the point?
07:43 Why am I here?
07:44 This is stupid.
07:45 Randy Orton.
07:46 Andy, that is your third strike.
07:47 Yeah, good.
07:48 I'm glad I left.
07:49 Andy, please.
07:50 What was the answer?
07:51 The Miz.
07:52 The Miz, of course it was.
07:53 What a prick.
07:54 No, I haven't even said the catchphrase.
07:55 Oh, do it.
07:56 Andy, you've already taken off your mic.
07:57 Get the f*** out.
07:58 All right.
07:59 Bye, Andy.
08:00 Stupid show.
08:01 I think that went pretty well.
08:02 Okay, okay, good.
08:03 Then who did the Miz win it off?
08:04 That was, that was Drew McIntyre, who had cashed in the $1,000.
08:10 Then who did the Miz win it off?
08:12 That was, that was Drew McIntyre, who had cashed it in on Drew McIntyre.
08:20 But Miz beat Drew.
08:21 Drew McIntyre.
08:22 Who cashed in on Drew McIntyre.
08:24 Drew McIntyre.
08:25 I know you're all thinking that I don't know, but that's not true.
08:36 It can't be true.
08:37 What about Brock Lesnar?
08:38 That is a first try.
08:40 No, no, no, it wasn't Brock, was it?
08:43 It was a little thing with Randy Orton.
08:45 So Drew, Drew's my current.
08:47 Then it's Randy Orton.
08:48 That's Splinter Cell Randy Orton.
08:50 Splinter Cell Randy Orton.
08:51 Oh, he won it off Randy Orton with the night vision gogs.
08:55 Splinter Cell Randy Orton.
08:57 Yeah, famous icon.
08:59 Splinter Cell Randy Orton.
09:01 That's a callback to the first episode.
09:03 He watches the content.
09:05 I made the content.
09:06 This is my show, damn it.
09:08 It's mine now, Tempest.
09:10 It's true. You've stolen the reigns from me.
09:12 I'm so sorry, everyone.
09:13 Because it, it, he did win it off Brock the first time, but the second time he won it off, was it?
09:20 No.
09:21 Oh my God, am I going to go out so early?
09:23 Was it Randy Orton?
09:24 Randy Orton.
09:25 Randy Orton beat Drew McIntyre.
09:27 Ding.
09:28 I'm losing my own thought process.
09:29 Drew McIntyre.
09:30 Who had won it from Drew McIntyre.
09:32 And then it goes back to Drew.
09:34 It was Drew again.
09:35 He won it off Drew McIntyre.
09:36 And Drew McIntyre won it at the Performance Center.
09:38 He won it off Brock Lesnar.
09:40 Drew McIntyre won the title for the first time from Brock Lesnar.
09:42 Then Brock Lesnar.
09:43 Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar.
09:45 And Drew won it from Brock, and then no fans WrestleMania.
09:49 2020, 2021, done.
09:51 Most previous champion of Brock Lesnar is Kofi Kingston.
09:57 Sad ding.
09:58 Another sad ding.
09:59 It's funny how Brock Lesnar is associated with so many sad dings.
10:03 Who won it off Kofi Kingston.
10:05 Oh my brain is completely frazzled.
10:08 It's been a long day, gang.
10:10 It's been a long day. It's been a long week.
10:12 It's 9am on a Monday. I don't know what he's up to.
10:14 It's neither of those things.
10:16 You calling me a liar?
10:17 I ain't calling you a truther.
10:19 Kofi Kingston.
10:20 Kofi Kingston.
10:21 The debut episode of SmackDown on Fox, where Brock Lesnar beat Kofi Kingston.
10:27 Ding.
10:28 How am I struggling this bad?
10:29 Oh!
10:30 I did the exact same thing one year ago.
10:34 I struggled with this answer and then went, "Oh, s***, yeah, it's Kofi Kingston."
10:38 Oh.
10:39 Kofi.
10:41 Also a bad year.
10:42 Yeah, yeah.
10:43 Daniel Bryan.
10:44 Daniel Bryan.
10:45 Danielson.
10:47 Bryan.
10:48 Danielson, comma, Bryan.
10:49 Daniel Bryan.
10:50 Daniel Bryan.
10:51 Daniel Bryan.
10:52 Who won it from AJ Styles?
10:53 Won it with the kick in the dick. Off AJ Styles.
10:56 Was the kick in the dick not enough?
10:57 No, no, I need the name, I'm afraid. Yeah, I can't just take kick in the dick.
11:01 Kick, kick, kick, kick.
11:02 AJ Styles. With a kick to the dick, AJ Styles.
11:05 Ding.
11:06 Daniel Bryan, I'm pretty sure, beat AJ Styles.
11:10 Who won it off AJ Styles?
11:11 Ding.
11:12 Who won it off Jinder Mahal?
11:13 AJ Styles won the title from Jinder Mahal.
11:15 Jinder Mahal?
11:16 Jinder.
11:17 Jinder Mahal.
11:18 Jinder Mahal.
11:19 Your favourite champion ever.
11:20 My favourite champion of all time.
11:23 This, to me, is the most offensive world title reign they have ever done.
11:28 Jinder won it from Randall Keith Orton.
11:31 Who won it from Randy Orton?
11:33 Randy Orton.
11:34 Randy Orton.
11:35 Randy Orton.
11:36 Randy Orton.
11:37 Ding.
11:38 I mean, look at this, just a cursory look.
11:40 Go ahead and pop that popper for everyone. You deserve it.
11:43 Thank you. How do you do it? We don't know.
11:45 101 Twist? It says turn it.
11:47 What, do I just do that? It doesn't mean anything.
11:49 How do you do it? What goes on here?
11:51 I have no practical skills. This is unfair.
11:54 How do you pop? What do I twist?
11:57 What do I twist? Do I put my thumb in here?
11:59 How do you pop? But where do I do it from?
12:02 Oh, this is like a... I feel like a baby.
12:05 I feel like a big baby.
12:07 Happy first birthday, Sullivan. Pop that popper.
12:09 Oh, movement.
12:11 Hey!
12:14 Happy with that. Happy with that.
12:17 Who won it from Prey Wyatt?
12:19 Ding.
12:20 In the Bugs on the Mat match.
12:22 You've got to win that WrestleMania off Prey Wyatt.
12:24 Ding. With the maggots.
12:25 He managed to overcome maggots and projectors.
12:29 Unlike myself at school, I always struggled.
12:31 Did you? Yeah.
12:33 Was that because you were using this and not these?
12:35 Yeah, I wasn't thinking.
12:37 There you go, you weren't thinking.
12:38 Randy won it off Dean Ambrose?
12:42 We've got second strikes on a...
12:44 Okay, okay. So I'm thinking, okay, I've got to get to Dean Ambrose from Randy.
12:48 Prey Wyatt.
12:50 Prey Wyatt.
12:52 Good old Randy. The sweet boy. The hot chick.
12:56 The man...
12:59 Won it off Prey Wyatt.
13:00 Ding.
13:01 Oh my God.
13:04 That came out of nowhere.
13:07 Came out of nowhere. It was from the WrestleMania match.
13:09 Rest in peace, Prey Wyatt.
13:11 You seem like a lovely man.
13:13 Wyatt won the WWE Championship in the Elimination Chamber from John Cena.
13:17 It's John Cena.
13:19 Wyatt won it at the Elimination Chamber, and going into that show, John Cena was the champion.
13:25 Wyatt won it from John Cena.
13:27 John Cena.
13:29 I believe I lost a strike on this answer.
13:31 I believe that I originally said AJ Styles on this, which is incorrect.
13:36 AJ's first reign?
13:38 AJ Styles.
13:39 That is your first strike, sir.
13:42 Because Prey Wyatt at Elimination Chamber beat John Cena.
13:46 Vindication!
13:49 We won it from AJ Styles.
13:53 John Cena won it off from AJ at the Rumble.
13:56 In that great, the best match of John Cena's career, that isn't a video essay, was against AJ Styles at the Royal Rumble where he won it, so AJ Styles.
14:05 Oh, that's AJ Styles.
14:07 Won it off AJ Styles.
14:08 AJ Styles.
14:09 Won it from Dean Ambrose.
14:11 I'm not even taking a breath yet.
14:13 Dean Ambrose.
14:14 Dean Ambrose.
14:15 Dean Ambrose.
14:16 Dean Ambrose.
14:18 So AJ beat Dean Ambrose.
14:20 So you have now reached the point of yourself 12 months ago.
14:24 And I remember exactly it, and it has stayed with me even a year later, because Dean Ambrose goes back to the night where all of the Shield were champion, and last time I said the wrong name.
14:37 Roman Reigns.
14:39 Take off your mic.
14:41 Oh no!
14:43 Get the f*** out.
14:44 Was it Seth Rollins?
14:45 Seth Rollins next, who beat Seth Rollins.
14:48 Seth Rollins.
14:49 Seth f*** Rollins.
14:51 Seth Rollins.
14:53 Feel free to let off that party popper.
14:55 I retain!
14:56 No, hang on.
14:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh woohoo!
14:59 It's a little bit lackluster, isn't it?
15:05 And this is where Oliver Davis got a bit f-f-f-fooled.
15:08 Seth Rollins, who won it off Roman Reigns that night, yes?
15:11 Ding, ding.
15:12 That was one of the worst sounds I've ever heard in my life.
15:18 Roman Reigns.
15:19 Roman Reigns.
15:20 So Seth Rollins beat Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns went into that as a champion.
15:25 Then it's Roman.
15:26 Roman Reigns.
15:27 In arguably one of the worst main events ever, beat Triple H.
15:32 Ding.
15:33 He sounded really pained.
15:35 Yeah, ding.
15:36 Ding.
15:37 What a horrible time.
15:38 What a bad time.
15:39 Yeah.
15:40 A bad, bad time.
15:42 We f***ing hate Triple H!
15:45 And Roman won it at WrestleMania 32 in a f***ing terrible WrestleMania main event against Triple H.
15:51 Triple H.
15:52 Triple H.
15:53 My boy Trips, Triple H.
15:55 Triple H.
15:56 Have we got more of these things?
15:57 Oh yeah, there's like, feel free.
15:59 Christmas Day, that was loud.
16:02 Who won the title by winning the Royal Rumble that year, and the champ going into that match,
16:07 one versus all, was Roman Reigns.
16:09 Roman Reigns was champion before Triple H.
16:11 Going into that was Roman Reigns.
16:13 Who won it in the Royal Rumble off Roman Reigns.
16:15 Roman Reigns.
16:16 Roman Reigns.
16:18 Ding.
16:19 Roman Reigns won it from Seamus.
16:21 Seamus.
16:22 Seamus.
16:23 Seamus.
16:24 Seamus, then before that.
16:26 Seamus.
16:27 Seamus.
16:28 Cashed in on Roman Reigns.
16:29 Ding.
16:30 Ding.
16:31 Who had cashed in to win it off Roman Reigns.
16:33 Ding.
16:34 Vacant belt.
16:35 Which means he cashed in on Roman Reigns.
16:38 Seamus cashed in on Roman at Survivor Series, so Roman Reigns again.
16:42 Because that was the shot, and this was the meme from the first episode, where they had
16:46 the confetti, this will be worth it, confetti.
16:50 Yeah, it got stuck to my fingers.
16:52 With Roman laying face down, and they had the bird's eye shot of him going, "Heh heh heh heh",
16:56 after he was crying after he lost.
16:58 And then Roman before that.
16:59 I think it's Roman again, so I'm going to say Roman.
17:02 Roman Reigns beat Dean Ambrose in the final of a tournament to win the vacant title, which
17:07 means the most recent champion, Seth Rollins.
17:09 Ding.
17:10 Roman Reigns on that show won the tournament, which was to crown the vacant champion, because
17:14 Seth Rollins did his knee in.
17:16 So it's Seth Rollins.
17:17 I thought I wish I had more strikes.
17:19 It was vacated, and it was Seth Rollins.
17:22 Seth Rollins?
17:23 Roman Reigns wins the vacant belt, and it's vacant because Seth Rollins has a hurty back,
17:28 which means that Seth Rollins was the champion.
17:31 Brock Lesnar.
17:32 I'm afraid third strike.
17:35 Just Andy plus one, that's Ollie.
17:37 We made it!
17:38 It was good while it lasted.
17:40 I can never take my custom briefcase!
17:42 Get the f*** out!
17:43 Heist of the Century beat Brock Lesnar.
17:49 So that would be Brock.
17:50 Brock Lesnar.
17:51 Brock Lesnar.
17:52 Brock Lesnar.
17:53 Brock Lesnar, suplex city, beat John Cena.
17:57 And then Brock beat John Cena at SummerSlam.
18:00 It's John Cena.
18:01 John Cena?
18:02 John Cena.
18:05 Who did Cena win it off?
18:07 Previous champion would have been Daniel Bryan.
18:10 Was it vacated again?
18:11 John Cena won the vacant belt after Daniel Bryan had to retire.
18:15 I think this is where I got to last time.
18:17 Right, so Cena's got the belt.
18:18 Yes.
18:19 And Cena won it from The Miz.
18:20 That is your third strike, sir.
18:23 Is it?
18:24 Yes, it is.
18:25 Who did Cena win it off of?
18:27 Cena won it from The Rock.
18:29 Oh, from The F***ing Rock, because I've gone out by a year again!
18:32 You're off by two years this time.
18:34 Two years, because then it's Punk.
18:35 It is Punk.
18:36 The Rock?
18:37 That is your first strike.
18:38 F*** you, John Cena, and f*** you, The Rock.
18:42 John Cena won the vacant belt, and the champ prior to him was Daniel Bryan?
18:46 I went too early.
18:47 Daniel Bryan?
18:48 Oh, the belt was vacated.
18:50 Danielson.
18:52 Ding.
18:53 F***.
18:54 Daniel Bryan won the WWE Championship at WrestleMania from Randall Keith Orton.
19:00 Randy Orton?
19:01 Randy Orton.
19:02 Oh, I got caught there for a second.
19:03 I thought I was going to say Batista, but it's not.
19:05 It's Randy Orton.
19:06 So he won it from Randy Orton.
19:07 Randy Orton.
19:08 Here we get to a bit of funky business, because Randy Orton wins the vacant title, which had
19:14 previously been briefly held by Daniel Bryan.
19:18 Now I've got to try and get through this bit, because there's a bit where they potato it.
19:23 I think we enter the realm of shenanigans.
19:27 I got caught on this last time as well.
19:29 Shag, you think I'd learn my lesson.
19:32 I haven't.
19:33 It's been a year.
19:34 You can't expect me to remember this stuff, Whitney.
19:36 Stop putting this pressure on me.
19:38 Now we're in the guessing world.
19:41 The world of the guesses.
19:44 And I'm the mayor.
19:46 And I've got a couple of guesses for you, but only one life left.
19:50 The next answer is definitely Daniel Bryan.
19:52 Does it go Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, John Cena?
19:57 Or does it just go John Cena?
19:59 I think I said almost the exact same words last year.
20:02 But now I don't know whether it goes back to Orton to Bryan to Cena, or whether we just go to Cena.
20:09 I think there's another vacancy here, and I think that means it's Daniel Bryan again.
20:13 Bryan.
20:14 Daniel Bryan?
20:15 We had Daniel Bryan, we go Randy Orton.
20:17 I've got a feeling it is this, but I don't know that it is.
20:21 Did he beat Randy Orton?
20:23 Ding!
20:24 Who won it from Randy Orton?
20:26 Orton.
20:27 Because Daniel Bryan won it in shenanigans off Randy Orton, and they stripped off him, so it's Randy Orton.
20:33 Now we're in Sadsville.
20:35 Because this is really, really bad now.
20:38 This is the dark years where I wasn't watching, and so presumably nobody was.
20:44 Because I'm everyone.
20:46 I'm you at home, listener and viewer.
20:49 Yes, yes, I'm all of you.
20:50 Stop thinking that.
20:51 Oh, that's disgusting!
20:53 Who won it from Daniel Bryan?
20:54 Who cashed in on Daniel Bryan?
20:56 Randy Orton won the title.
20:58 He was so happy about it, he went to all of his friends and his enemies and told them the good news.
21:05 I have no idea if this is true, this is a genuine guess, but it just feels like it's most likely.
21:10 So I'm going to go for John Cena.
21:11 Sullivan, that is your final strike.
21:14 There we go.
21:15 It was a valiant effort.
21:16 Thank you.
21:17 You got very far.
21:18 Thank you.
21:19 I need you to take off your mic and get the f*** out.
21:22 Thank you.
21:39 Daniel Bryan.
21:43 Bryan.
21:44 Who won it from John Cena.
21:45 Who won it off John Cena?
21:48 John Cena.
21:49 Cena.
21:50 Ding.
21:51 There it is.
21:52 Then, The Rock.
21:54 Ding!
21:55 Yeah!
21:56 You have surpassed your previous attempt.
21:59 What do I do?
22:00 Turn in direction of arrows.
22:02 Wow!
22:05 All three strikes remaining still.
22:07 All three strikes remaining and I've made it back to 2013.
22:09 I'm genuinely ecstatic with myself there.
22:12 You can have this back and then throw it in again.
22:16 See, that's when you should have done it.
22:19 Right?
22:20 You're learning.
22:21 It's a learning experience for us all.
22:22 John Cena then, the passing of the torch,
22:25 eight years after he'd had the f***ing torch passed to him,
22:28 from The Rock.
22:29 So me and Luke are parallel.
22:31 Me and past Luke.
22:32 You and one year ago Luke are now.
22:34 So if I get one right answer, Luke,
22:36 I've beaten Luke from then.
22:37 You've beaten last year's Luke, yeah.
22:38 Last year's Luke.
22:39 Last year's Luke.
22:40 Last year's Luke.
22:41 Last year's Luke is gonna last.
22:43 Do you remember that song?
22:44 No.
22:45 Oh right.
22:46 He would have beaten The Rock.
22:47 The Rock then.
22:48 Suck it last year's Luke.
22:49 And I'm gonna compound the pain by saying that The Rock won it off CM Punk.
22:52 CM Punk.
22:53 CM Punk.
22:54 The Rock won the title from CM Punk,
22:56 who won the title from Alberto Del Rio.
22:58 Alberto Del Rio.
23:01 Notable prick.
23:02 Alberto Del Rio.
23:04 Notable prick, Alberto Del Rio.
23:05 So Alberto Del Rio won the title from John Cena.
23:08 I think he won it off CM Punk.
23:09 Downloaded the first strike.
23:11 F*** my life.
23:12 Are you joking?
23:13 I remember losing my second strike around this point,
23:16 because I thought it went right back to CM Punk here,
23:19 with Alberto Del Rio cashing in at SummerSlam,
23:20 but he doesn't.
23:21 He cashed in on CM Punk at SummerSlam with Kevin Nash,
23:25 that whole thing, so CM Punk.
23:26 That is your second strike, sir.
23:29 Del Rio cashed it in on CM Punk.
23:32 That is your second strike.
23:35 Why can't I get back to The Miz?
23:38 These are gonna be my characters.
23:39 CM Punk was the champion.
23:42 Alberto Del Rio.
23:43 We also have Rey Mysterio and John Cena in the picture,
23:46 because we're in 2011, which means we're in the Summer of Punk.
23:49 CM Punk has the belt.
23:52 John Cena wins, CM Punk wins, he runs away,
23:54 so they do another one.
23:55 So Rey Mysterio wins, but then John Cena beats him,
23:57 and then CM Punk comes back,
23:58 and then there are two of them together.
24:00 I might have confused who was who, but now I know.
24:02 There's another Reign in here,
24:03 and his name is John Cena.
24:05 Boo doo doo doo.
24:06 The only other answer I've got is John Cena,
24:09 but I don't think that's right.
24:11 Is Punk's reign not recognized,
24:13 because he was already the champion?
24:16 Is that what it is?
24:17 Is that the lineage?
24:18 So, Cena.
24:19 So John Cena and CM Punk both have the belt.
24:21 They have a match.
24:22 He wins.
24:23 Alberto Del Rio comes to get it.
24:25 So is it you?
24:26 Because I said it was CM Punk, and you said that was wrong.
24:27 So is it John Cena?
24:28 It is.
24:29 Right.
24:30 So I think then it's Alberto Del Rio again.
24:32 Who won the title from Alberto Del Rio.
24:34 Which means it then goes back to Del Rio again.
24:35 Notable prick, Alberto Del Rio.
24:37 Rey?
24:38 Luke, that is your third correct.
24:39 S***.
24:40 Is that Punk?
24:41 No, it's Del Rio again.
24:43 F***, I do not remember that at all.
24:45 Since you did surpass your previous attempt,
24:48 I think you should pop another.
24:49 One of the little ones.
24:50 One of the nice loud ones.
24:51 Have I got one of the little ones left?
24:53 Hold on, everyone.
24:54 Thank you, everyone.
24:59 Oh, wait, I've got to do the line.
25:00 Oh, yeah.
25:01 Sorry, say the line, Bart.
25:02 Say the line, Bart.
25:03 Get the f*** out.
25:04 Take off your mic and get the f*** out.
25:06 F*** out.
25:07 Who won the title from CM Punk?
25:13 Which means then it's CM Punk again.
25:14 Then it goes back to CM Punk.
25:16 CM Punk unified the titles at SummerSlam,
25:19 beating John Cena.
25:20 Which means then it's John Cena again.
25:22 John Cena.
25:23 And Rey Mysterio's in there as well.
25:24 Previously beaten Rey Mysterio on Raw.
25:27 Who immediately beat Rey Mysterio after he won the belt.
25:31 They had this whole segment backstage on Raw as well
25:33 where they were like, "Yeah, Rey!"
25:34 And they got champagne and it was celebrated.
25:36 And then Cena's like, "Lol, let me take that. Please."
25:39 He might as well have just taken it off his shoulder and walked away.
25:41 Yeah, he's like, "Thank you for winning."
25:43 The previous champion, CM Punk at Money in the Bank,
25:46 walked out of the company.
25:47 Walked out of the company.
25:48 So CM Punk at Money in the Bank 2011.
25:49 CM Punk again.
25:50 John Cena.
25:51 Tell me that wasn't a wonderful visual representation.
25:54 That was amazing.
25:55 Thank you.
25:56 CM Punk at Money in the Bank, of course, beat John Cena.
25:58 He would have beaten in that match, John Cena.
26:00 This is where you got to 12 months ago.
26:03 Did I really?
26:04 You've done your first run with zero strikes.
26:06 You have surpassed yourself tremendously.
26:09 Wow. Okay.
26:10 And John Cena in 2011 beat The Miz.
26:13 You are now equal to one year ago Pete.
26:17 One year ago Pete?
26:18 He did well.
26:19 He was runner up.
26:20 Oh, God.
26:21 I can see why I went out of here.
26:23 I don't know who he beat.
26:25 If you go out on the same place with no three strikes,
26:29 what a downfall that would be.
26:31 Oh, no.
26:32 I'm going to have to employ Mike "The Miz" Mizanin.
26:34 It's The Miz.
26:35 You did it, Pete.
26:36 Yeah.
26:37 Can I do it now?
26:38 You can, yeah.
26:39 Turn in direction of arrows.
26:41 Hey.
26:43 Right, if you just sweep that up.
26:45 The Miz cashed in Money in the Bank on Randy Orton.
26:49 Who cashed in on Randy Orton?
26:51 The Miz cashed in on Raw on Randy Orton.
26:54 Who beat Sheamus?
26:55 Sheamus.
26:56 I had a cursory glance, but I was like,
26:58 "It's November, it's going to be Survivor Series."
27:00 I forgot about all this malarkey.
27:02 I'm kind of left with nobody else in my head,
27:11 in my little noggin,
27:13 other than The Game,
27:15 who could be around here in the title.
27:17 Unless it's Sheamus,
27:20 because he had a run with the title in this era.
27:23 Is it Sheamus?
27:24 Ding.
27:25 Oh, my God.
27:26 Oh, my God.
27:29 Why don't I have another party popper for that?
27:31 I got it.
27:32 I finally made it.
27:33 He's done it, everybody.
27:35 Have that back.
27:36 Sheamus beat John Cena.
27:38 Let's go to John Cena.
27:40 Sheamus wouldn't have beaten John Cena.
27:42 Surely not.
27:43 And then not had a rematch.
27:44 So, let's say Randy Orton.
27:46 Dan, that's a third strike.
27:48 You know what?
27:49 We had a good run together,
27:50 so say your line.
27:51 Could you please take off your mic?
27:53 Yeah.
27:54 And get the f*** out.
27:55 Do you feel powerful?
27:56 No.
27:57 No?
27:58 I'm sorry.
27:59 I don't like doing it.
28:00 Tempest loves saying it.
28:01 Yeah, he's mean.
28:02 Yeah, you don't like it.
28:03 No.
28:04 I'm joking.
28:05 Get the f*** out, Dan.
28:06 Go and get the f*** out.
28:07 Off you go.
28:08 The swerve.
28:09 Do you want to come with me?
28:10 Are you on my side now?
28:12 No, I'm not asking you where you put me.
28:13 John Cena beat Batista.
28:21 Batista?
28:22 Batista beat John Cena.
28:24 John Cena.
28:25 John Cena beat Sheamus.
28:27 Sheamus.
28:28 And Sheamus beat John Cena.
28:30 John Cena.
28:31 Now we're into another hot potato era.
28:33 Randall Orton.
28:34 Of course, won the title from Randy Orton.
28:36 John Cena.
28:37 Who won the title from John Cena?
28:38 Randy Orton.
28:39 Who won the title from Randy Orton?
28:41 It's not Cena.
28:42 Previous champion was vacant,
28:44 because that was old injury prone Dave Batista.
28:47 Triple H.
28:48 That's a first strike, Pete.
28:49 Is it Batista?
28:51 It is Batista.
28:52 God f***.
28:53 It's fine.
28:54 If this was 12 months ago, Pete,
28:56 you would have won.
28:57 Isn't that crazy?
28:59 Triple H.
29:00 That's your second strike, Pete.
29:01 I told you I'm in guesswork territory.
29:03 Randy Orton.
29:04 John Cena.
29:05 Pete, that is your third strike.
29:07 But you beat your previous record.
29:11 I did.
29:12 I want more confetti.
29:13 No.
29:14 Okay.
29:15 Unfortunately, that is it for you, Pete.
29:17 No more confetti.
29:18 No more answers.
29:19 I'm going to need you to take off your mic
29:21 and get the f*** out.
29:22 There it is.
29:23 (crashing sound)
29:24 (sirens)
29:25 (sputtering)
29:26 Triple H.
29:32 They did Edge.
29:33 Edge wins it from Jeff Hardy.
29:34 Jeff Hardy wins it from Edge.
29:35 Edge wins it from Triple H.
29:37 Triple H wins it from Randy Orton.
29:38 Randy Orton beats Triple H.
29:40 Triple H beats Randy Orton.
29:41 And he's the previous champion to John Cena.
29:42 Beat Edge.
29:43 Edge beat Rob Van Dam.
29:44 Rob Van Dam beat John Cena.
29:45 Edge.
29:46 Edge beat John Cena.
29:47 John Cena beat JBL.
29:48 JBL beat Eddie Guerrero.
29:49 Eddie Guerrero beat Brock Lesnar.
29:50 Kurt Angle.
29:51 Brock Lesnar.
29:52 Brock Lesnar.
29:53 The Rock.
29:54 The Undertaker.
29:55 Hulk Hogan.
29:56 Triple H.
29:57 And Triple H beats Chris Jericho.
29:58 Steve Austin.
29:59 Kurt Angle.
30:00 Previous champion would have been The Rock.
30:01 Kurt Angle.
30:02 The Rock.
30:03 Triple H.
30:04 And then The Rock.
30:05 And then Triple H.
30:06 Big Show.
30:07 From Triple H.
30:08 Mr. McMahon.
30:09 Triple H.
30:10 Mankind.
30:11 Steve Austin.
30:12 The Undertaker.
30:13 Steve Austin.
30:14 The Rock.
30:15 Mankind.
30:16 From The Rock.
30:17 Who wins it in the Royal Rumble match, the I Quit match, with the bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk,
30:18 bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, BANG!
30:19 From Mankind.
30:20 From The Rock.
30:21 No revision for this.
30:22 None whatsoever.
30:23 He's too powerful!
30:24 Shawn Michaels won the WWF Championship at this time from Bret Hart.
30:27 The Undertaker.
30:28 Sid.
30:29 Bret Hart.
30:30 Shawn Michaels.
30:31 Sid.
30:32 Shawn Michaels.
30:33 Bret Hart.
30:34 Diesel.
30:35 Bob Backlund.
30:36 Bret Hart.
30:37 Yokozuna.
30:38 Hulk Hogan.
30:39 Yokozuna.
30:40 Bret Hart.
30:41 Ric Flair.
30:42 Macho Man Randy Savage.
30:43 Ric Flair.
30:44 Hulk Hogan.
30:45 The Undertaker.
30:46 Hulk Hogan.
30:47 Sgt.
30:48 Slaughter.
30:49 The Ultimate Warrior.
30:50 And the fact is, most record books do not count Ted DiBiase as a WWF Champion.
30:55 So if that is the case, then Ted DiBiase.
30:57 If it's not the case, Andre the Giant.
30:59 Hulk Hogan.
31:00 The Iron Sheik.
31:01 Bob Backlund.
31:02 Superstar Billy Graham.
31:03 Bruno Sammartino.
31:04 Stan Stazia.
31:05 Pedro Morales.
31:06 Who would have beaten Ivan Koloff?
31:07 Who would have beaten Bruno Sammartino?
31:08 Ding!
31:09 Who beat Buddy F*** Rogers?
31:12 Tempest, you have done a clean sweep!
31:16 Where's my f***ing briefcase?
31:18 And you are now the new Survival Series Champion.
31:26 That, my friends, is why I don't play.
31:35 Thanks for one year.
31:38 Hello!
31:40 Welcome to a Halloween edition of Survival Series, the show where I pick on my friends.
31:47 Today I'm joined by the current reigning and defending Survival Series Champion, Pete
31:54 Quinnell.
31:55 Hello!
31:56 I'm excited to retain this title.

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