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Transcript
00:00:00 Hey, how's it going?
00:00:01 Good, how are you?
00:00:02 I'm not too bad, I'm not too bad.
00:00:05 I'm all ears.
00:00:06 Do you want to read your email, original message or how would you like to start?
00:00:12 I guess I'll start.
00:00:14 I don't have the email in front of me so I'm just going to have to go from memory.
00:00:20 I guess I'll go from the most uncomfortable thing first.
00:00:25 Obviously, I'm 27 years old and I'm a virgin.
00:00:32 I've never had sex.
00:00:36 I have never had a girlfriend.
00:00:41 It's a deep insecurity that I have.
00:00:48 After watching a few videos of yours, you begin to figure out that all roads lead back
00:00:55 to your parents.
00:00:56 So I had a bit of a think and there's a few things there that I wouldn't mind discussing
00:01:02 with you.
00:01:03 A bit of physical abuse and verbal abuse and stuff like that.
00:01:10 So yeah, that's why I reached out.
00:01:13 Well, I'm sorry to hear about all of that, of course, and I'm happy to hear, I wouldn't
00:01:18 say happy to hear, I'm ready to hear your story.
00:01:22 Tell me what happened with you as a child.
00:01:25 Okay, so I guess I'll start from my first memories of my parents.
00:01:34 So with my dad, my first memory of him was when I was about three or four years old.
00:01:40 He was kind of pushing me on a seesaw.
00:01:46 So I was on the other end, obviously, and he was on the other end, but he couldn't put
00:01:53 his legs up too big, he was kind of standing on the other end, right?
00:01:59 And he was pushing the seesaw because I couldn't do it myself.
00:02:04 Anyway, so I'm having a good time and then he just kept pushing, going faster and faster
00:02:11 and faster.
00:02:12 I said, "Hey, Dad, stop, it's too fast, it's too fast."
00:02:17 And he just kept going, kept going and increasing the speed, increasing the speed, and it was
00:02:22 getting too much.
00:02:23 And I said, "Dad, I'm going to fall."
00:02:26 And he didn't stop, he just kept going faster and faster and faster.
00:02:30 And then I fell and I fell forward and the upswing of the seesaw hit me straight in the
00:02:36 forehead and I fell to the ground.
00:02:39 I was crying and had a massive egg come down my forehead.
00:02:44 And he was super apologetic.
00:02:49 But when we got back home to Mum, Mum asked, "What happened?
00:02:54 What happened?
00:02:55 Why has he got a massive lump come out of his forehead?"
00:02:57 He's just like, "Oh, he just fell off.
00:02:58 He just fell off the seesaw."
00:03:02 And I remember when I look back on that, I remember feeling like, I think even at the
00:03:10 time, I remember feeling like, "Oh, you hurt me.
00:03:15 I told you to stop pushing the seesaw and you ignored it and you went faster."
00:03:24 And that's the first memory I have of my dad.
00:03:28 And yeah, so I guess I'll switch over to Mum now.
00:03:36 So with my mother, the first memory I have of her is she's dragging me out to the front
00:03:43 of the house where our bin is.
00:03:48 And she has this broken umbrella.
00:03:54 And it's an umbrella that I broke.
00:03:55 Again, I was like four years old at the time.
00:03:58 And I broke it because I was trying to jump off a ledge or something and I was trying
00:04:01 to be like Mary Poppins.
00:04:07 And when I jumped off with the umbrella, I inverted it and I broke it irreparably.
00:04:12 So it couldn't be fixed.
00:04:14 And she was dragging me out by my arm and with the umbrella in her other arm, she took
00:04:21 me out to the bin and then she threw it in the bin and then she hit me.
00:04:27 She slapped me straight across the side, around where my bicep is.
00:04:36 And yeah, that's the first memory I have of my mum.
00:04:40 So both memories are sort of violent.
00:04:47 I'm sure there are more.
00:04:48 Oh yeah, I've got a whole list.
00:04:49 I wrote it all down.
00:04:50 There's more to come.
00:04:51 But yeah, that's how it all started basically.
00:04:58 And I guess I'll go into a little bit more detail about my dad in particular.
00:05:09 You know how when you get kids, you get like two little boys or whatever together, like
00:05:13 school boys, and then they sort of fight each other about like who's got the tougher dad?
00:05:18 You know that sort of thing?
00:05:19 Like, "Oh, my dad could beat up your dad.
00:05:21 No, my dad could beat up your dad."
00:05:23 That type of thing.
00:05:26 My dad was pretty scary, right?
00:05:28 So I'd actually see on a regular basis whether at my dad's workplace or kind of just out
00:05:39 and about.
00:05:42 Men would like cower around my dad.
00:05:47 He's kind of a, like I said, he's like a scary dude.
00:05:50 Like I hate using the word, but he's like an alpha guy.
00:05:56 And he's, you know, he can be, like he's got a violent sort of streak about him.
00:06:08 He was kind of renowned for getting into street fights and being super aggressive.
00:06:16 He'd have no problem sort of getting in your face and kind of telling you what was what.
00:06:24 He'd always tell me stories about how he'd get into fights at school.
00:06:29 He'd tell me stories how he'd get into fights with his own siblings.
00:06:37 You know, he'd go, when he sort of left school, like he would go out with his mates and then
00:06:41 sort of get into bar fights and stuff.
00:06:43 So he's got no problem with violence.
00:06:48 And I think he definitely brought it home with him.
00:07:01 And because, like I said before, men would sort of cower around him.
00:07:09 No one's going to tell him no.
00:07:12 You know what I mean?
00:07:13 If he goes too far, there was no one, you know, say for example, too far with discipline,
00:07:20 physical discipline, no one was going to tell him to stop.
00:07:26 No one was going to be there to sort of stop him from hurting me.
00:07:31 And yeah, so I was kind of, you know, it felt like I was trapped sometimes sort of at his
00:07:41 mercy.
00:07:48 And yeah, and like, again, like, because I mentioned that he's a bit of an alpha sort
00:07:54 of guy, like he has his own business and his business is in an area where you've got to
00:08:05 be a certain type of person to have a successful business where it's sort of located.
00:08:10 There's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of like standover men in the area.
00:08:19 There's a lot of...
00:08:20 Sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by standover men.
00:08:25 So you know, people, like tough guys, you know, like sort of wannabe, like mafioso type
00:08:35 guys, monsters, you know, they kind of...
00:08:38 Especially in his sort of location, there's a lot of...
00:08:42 Right, so he's in like a construction business or the restaurant business where there's just
00:08:46 a lot of protection money and criminal activity, is that right?
00:08:50 Yeah, it's definitely blue collar.
00:08:53 Yeah, it's kind of...
00:08:54 Yeah, I'd say that's accurate.
00:08:57 Okay.
00:08:58 Yeah.
00:08:59 Yeah, so anyway, you have to be a particular type of person to be running a business in
00:09:07 this area and, you know, he does very well for himself.
00:09:12 So if you can imagine, he's, you know, he can handle it.
00:09:17 And yeah, so just, you know, just to paint a little bit of a picture, a bit of a picture
00:09:24 about him.
00:09:27 My mum, she is...
00:09:35 She's definitely softer.
00:09:38 I wouldn't say she's not like a loud sort of person, but, you know, she can definitely
00:09:44 be emotional at times.
00:09:47 Especially when I was growing up.
00:09:51 Well, your dad's emotional too.
00:09:53 It's just more rage, right?
00:09:55 That's it.
00:09:56 Yeah, 100%.
00:09:57 But yeah, so I think what happened with my mum is that my dad wanted somebody, you know,
00:10:09 if he's going to be the alpha, so the head of the home, so to speak, like the wife has
00:10:13 to be, you know, like a better word, like subservient.
00:10:20 So I think in my mum, that's what he found.
00:10:26 You know, somebody who would cook, clean, do all that stuff, look after us, the kids.
00:10:35 And you know, she did do those things, but I felt that, you know, I think she definitely
00:10:44 felt trapped as well by him.
00:10:48 And if she had any sort of...I'd imagine she would have had, you know, sort of aspirations
00:10:55 for where she wanted to take her career, but she would have had to like throw that out
00:11:04 the window, you know.
00:11:07 And my dad's sort of bad, like, request.
00:11:11 What sort of career was she looking at?
00:11:14 She's, just to keep it vague, like she was in education.
00:11:18 So a teacher of, you know, such.
00:11:23 Okay.
00:11:24 So not really a career.
00:11:30 I mean, not the same way, like if you were a lawyer or an entrepreneur or something.
00:11:34 I mean, teachers are teachers and maybe they could become principals or something like
00:11:38 that, but it's not quite the same career arc as an entrepreneur.
00:11:41 Sure.
00:11:42 Yeah.
00:11:43 That's correct.
00:11:44 So, yeah, like, so that, you know, that's my parents.
00:11:56 And yeah, there's just a lot more of little anecdotes that I have here.
00:12:05 I guess I'll continue.
00:12:10 So one particularly unsettling one for me, and it's kind of embarrassing, was I remember
00:12:18 I was about four or five and I was over at a family friend's house.
00:12:24 And I think just it was me and my mom.
00:12:27 She took me and it was just like I was playing.
00:12:31 It was like a, you know, like a play date type thing.
00:12:33 There was heaps of kids there.
00:12:35 Anyway, I really needed to go to the bathroom for number two.
00:12:41 But the only toilet that was working at this place was this like outhouse type toilet.
00:12:48 And so I quickly ran over there, went inside, turned the light on, and the whole outhouse
00:12:56 was just filled with spiders.
00:13:00 They were just everywhere in this outhouse.
00:13:03 And I was petrified, but I really needed to go badly.
00:13:05 Well, and given your accent, we're not talking like nice little British spiders.
00:13:09 We're talking like monstrous, right?
00:13:13 That's it.
00:13:14 100%.
00:13:15 These are doozies, these ones.
00:13:16 Anyway, so I'm like, all right, I need to go bad.
00:13:20 I need mom to come with me and like kill them for me because I have to go.
00:13:24 Anyway, so I go over to her, I tell her what the deal is.
00:13:29 She seems super like really pissed off and really annoyed that I've come over and asked
00:13:34 her to do this.
00:13:35 But she comes over anyway, but it's quite...
00:13:41 She definitely doesn't want to be there doing it.
00:13:43 Anyway, so I go in there, start doing my business.
00:13:46 She comes in, closes the door, and she's kind of standing there with her arms crossed, kind
00:13:53 of just staring at me, and she's got this look of like utter contempt on her face.
00:14:01 And I'm like, okay, this is kind of awkward.
00:14:07 And a spider will crawl up the wall.
00:14:09 I say, "Mom, mom, there's one there.
00:14:12 Get it, get it, get it."
00:14:13 And she like smacked the wall real loud.
00:14:15 And then she folded her arms again, kind of looked down at me with this like face of contempt.
00:14:22 And this went on for like two minutes or whatever, until I was done doing my business.
00:14:33 And then she asked me like, "Are you done?"
00:14:38 I said, "Yeah, I'm done."
00:14:39 And then she just like turns around, gets out of there, and shuts the door behind her.
00:14:45 And there's still like some spiders crawling around.
00:14:49 It's one of those things where it's just like, why did I make you so angry?
00:15:00 It made me feel really bad at the time.
00:15:03 And I think it's one of those moments where it's like, oh, I'm kind of reluctant to...
00:15:08 I don't think this person's the one to call if I'm in trouble.
00:15:13 But you said this was sort of shameful for yourself, or you felt embarrassed about this
00:15:16 yourself.
00:15:17 I'm trying to figure out why.
00:15:18 I mean, for a child to be frightened of spiders is...
00:15:22 Well, anyone really.
00:15:24 I mean, spiders are dangerous, right?
00:15:26 They can bite, they bite can cause infection, they can have poison.
00:15:31 I mean, spiders are extremely dangerous.
00:15:34 And so for a child to be scared of spiders, particularly when you're putting your butt
00:15:39 over a hole in a vulnerable position, I mean, I don't think that...
00:15:43 I mean, it would be kind of crazy if you weren't scared of spiders.
00:15:47 Like if our ancestors as children or as adults even weren't scared of spiders, I don't know
00:15:52 how we would have survived.
00:15:54 Yeah, 100%.
00:15:57 Yeah.
00:15:58 So is it because your mother had contempt for you being scared?
00:16:04 I think it's because I took her away from her friends to do this thing.
00:16:14 I think that's what it was.
00:16:17 Well, no, that's not it.
00:16:18 I mean, there are plenty of times when children take you away from socializing because they
00:16:23 need things that doesn't result in contempt.
00:16:25 So what else was it?
00:16:27 If I'm going to take a really big guess, I think she, you know, she definitely hated
00:16:48 my dad.
00:16:51 And you know, from the stories I'm going to tell, you're going to notice that it's kind
00:16:54 of the same way the other way.
00:16:56 Dad, like, didn't like my mom either.
00:17:00 And I think a lot of the times that like me and my brothers in particular were, you know,
00:17:05 the punching bags and they take their anger out on us a lot.
00:17:11 So I think this is one of those moments where whatever anger or resentment that she had,
00:17:20 she was taking it out on me.
00:17:23 Yeah.
00:17:24 I mean, that's kind of a traditional way of looking at it.
00:17:27 Maybe it's right, maybe it's wrong, but it doesn't seem to fit in my mind, which again,
00:17:32 I'm not you, right?
00:17:34 But it seems the same as when your father was pushing you on the seesaw, right?
00:17:41 Yeah.
00:17:42 So you have a need.
00:17:44 I need something.
00:17:45 I'm vulnerable.
00:17:46 I need you to stop pushing me so hard.
00:17:47 I need you to take care of these spiders.
00:17:51 And like, were you four or five when this happened?
00:17:53 Is that right?
00:17:54 Yeah.
00:17:55 Okay.
00:17:56 So you're four or five, which means the spiders are, let's see, four or five, you're pretty
00:18:01 young, you're small.
00:18:02 So it would be like spiders now, that would be four times the largest spider you've ever
00:18:09 seen.
00:18:10 So these would be spiders that would be the size of a trampoline, like a backyard trampoline,
00:18:16 in sort of modern terms, right?
00:18:17 Like in sort of grown up terms.
00:18:18 Yeah.
00:18:19 So, I mean, just by body weight and size.
00:18:22 So you are then in a position of need, right?
00:18:26 Like you need your father to stop pushing you so hard.
00:18:30 You need your mother to protect you from spiders, which according to your brain, and entirely
00:18:36 rightly so, could just kill you.
00:18:39 Right?
00:18:40 Yeah.
00:18:41 Okay.
00:18:42 So you're in a position of need.
00:18:45 You need them to be parents.
00:18:46 You need them to protect you.
00:18:48 And how do they respond to your situation of need?
00:18:57 With content.
00:18:59 Right.
00:19:01 So when you need them, they have power over you, right?
00:19:08 Yeah.
00:19:09 Because you need them to do something.
00:19:12 And for some people, when you need them to do something, like if you're a parent, and
00:19:17 your child needs you to do something, then the child has power over you, so to speak.
00:19:22 I mean, if you're going to think about it in terms of power, which unfortunately, like
00:19:25 a lot of people do.
00:19:27 So when you're a baby, and you wake up crying in the night, you need your mother to do something.
00:19:34 Right?
00:19:35 You need her to come and comfort you, or give you milk, or whatever it is.
00:19:39 Right?
00:19:40 So for a lot of people who examine relationships in terms of power, they resent the baby having
00:19:46 quote power over them, and compelling them or forcing them to do something.
00:19:50 Does that make sense?
00:19:52 Yes.
00:19:53 And so you build up, because there's no love, there's no attachment, obviously, there's
00:19:57 no virtue, there's no affection, there's no kindness, there's no bond.
00:20:01 So it's just like, okay, kid, fine, you can make me do things when you're younger, fine,
00:20:10 but I'm going to resent you, and I'm going to hold it over you, and I'm going to be mad
00:20:12 at you, I'm going to get you back whenever I can.
00:20:18 So then you're in a position where you need your parents to do something or not do something.
00:20:25 And because the only way they analyze emotionally relationships is on the basis of power, then
00:20:34 not only are they paying you back for all the times you made them do stuff as a baby,
00:20:40 but also because they view helping the child as being dominated, as being humiliated.
00:20:49 Because in this kind of power-based interaction, there's no win-win, right?
00:20:54 Like free markets and love, it's all about win-win.
00:20:57 But for these guys, I assume, it's just win-lose, right?
00:20:59 Like if you go into a fistfight with some other guy, you win, he loses, or he wins,
00:21:06 you lose.
00:21:07 There's no win-win in a fistfight, right?
00:21:09 It's actually kind of lose-lose, obviously.
00:21:13 So it's just win-lose, win-lose, win-lose.
00:21:17 And so when you have need for them, showing need in the power dynamic of relationships,
00:21:25 and that's kind of like the modern world, it's the modern left and all this power dynamics,
00:21:28 right?
00:21:29 So in the power analysis of relationships, if you show need, you're a complete idiot.
00:21:37 You're a complete idiot.
00:21:38 It's like you're going into a fistfight and you're telling the other person exactly how
00:21:42 they can win, exactly where you're, you know, "It really hurts on my shoulder here, so if
00:21:46 you pummel my shoulder, man, you're going to win."
00:21:49 So showing vulnerability is showing other people how to dominate you, and they would
00:21:54 have massive contempt for that.
00:21:56 So when you say to your father, "I need you to push me slower," he's like, "Are you insane?
00:22:03 I'm going to teach you to never show vulnerability."
00:22:06 Right?
00:22:09 If you want a cruel person to stop doing it, do you say, "That's upsetting to me"?
00:22:16 No.
00:22:17 What do you say?
00:22:18 I don't know.
00:22:19 Sure you do.
00:22:20 If I want a cruel person to stop.
00:22:21 Yeah, if you want a cruel person, if you want, like, let's say your father's pushing you
00:22:31 on the seesaw, and you want a cruel person to push you less, what do you say?
00:22:41 I've got no answer for you.
00:22:45 I'm sorry.
00:22:46 I don't know.
00:22:47 You don't have it consciously, because, right?
00:22:49 So if you're with a cruel person who's pushing you too hard on a seesaw and you want that
00:22:54 person to stop pushing, you say, "I love, push me more, push me more.
00:22:58 It makes me so happy."
00:22:59 Right.
00:23:00 Right?
00:23:01 Because you live in opposite world.
00:23:04 Does that make sense?
00:23:08 Yeah.
00:23:10 You live in opposite world.
00:23:13 I mean, it's not the art of love, it's the art of war.
00:23:17 So in the art of war, you say to your enemy, you get them to attack you where you're strongest
00:23:22 and avoid you where you're the weakest, right?
00:23:24 So where you're the weakest, you put on the greatest show of strength, and where you're
00:23:27 the strongest, you put on the greatest show of weakness, because you want to draw them
00:23:31 into attacking you where you are the strongest.
00:23:36 So if you want to win in a war, you would never play over the radio, "Gee, I'm really
00:23:44 weak on this spot," because that's just inviting to get conquered.
00:23:49 Does that make sense?
00:23:50 Yeah.
00:23:51 Yeah, it does.
00:23:52 So in war, I mean, it's called the fog of war, or like 90% of war is deception.
00:23:59 So in war, and it sounds like your parents kind of lived and breathed the war, right?
00:24:06 So in war, you never, ever, ever show actual vulnerability.
00:24:13 Ever.
00:24:15 And so if they're raising you to be in a situation of combat or war, then if you show
00:24:22 vulnerability, you have to be punished out of that.
00:24:30 Never ever show vulnerability.
00:24:31 Like in their world, if you say, "I hate spiders," then what are cruel people always going to
00:24:37 do?
00:24:38 They're going to find dead spiders and throw them at you.
00:24:45 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you've read 1984, but the one thing that Winston Smith
00:24:49 is most terrified of is rats, and what did they use that to punish him?
00:24:52 They used rats.
00:24:56 He's most afraid of Lucent Julia, so they take away Julia.
00:24:58 So to show need in a sociopathic world is to show vulnerability, which must be attacked
00:25:06 and humiliated.
00:25:07 You must be attacked and humiliated so you never show vulnerability, because showing
00:25:12 vulnerability is showing how to lose in life, how to lose to others, how to lose in war.
00:25:17 Does that make sense?
00:25:20 Yeah.
00:25:21 Yeah.
00:25:22 It's crazy how much of my life you've picked apart in two or four scenarios.
00:25:31 I mean, you remembered them because they contain important lessons.
00:25:34 Yeah.
00:25:35 Right, so your memory retains things where the morals are, where the important lessons
00:25:41 are.
00:25:42 So it doesn't have, and we take these things personally as a child, like it doesn't have
00:25:47 anything about you.
00:25:48 It doesn't have anything to do with you.
00:25:51 In a sort of bizarro world, your parents are trying to protect you.
00:25:57 Right?
00:25:59 Your parents are trying to protect you.
00:26:02 If you were to go hunting, they would say, "Make sure you stay downwind of your prey,
00:26:07 otherwise they'll smell you."
00:26:08 Right?
00:26:09 Yeah.
00:26:10 And so they're trying to make sure that you don't end up in situations in life where you're
00:26:16 just going to lose all the time.
00:26:20 Don't show vulnerability.
00:26:23 If you show vulnerability, that's exactly where the cruel people will stick their thumbs
00:26:28 in to make you comply to their wishes.
00:26:32 So when you as a child are vulnerable, they have to hold that in scorn and contempt and
00:26:37 give you the most negative experience of vulnerability, because otherwise you're going to go out into
00:26:42 the world and you're going to lose.
00:26:44 You know, I mean, if you're in prison, heaven forbid, right, you're in prison and you walk
00:26:50 up to people like, "Hey everyone, how you doing?"
00:26:52 You know, like positive and peppy, like you're just going to get hammered, right?
00:26:57 You got to look mean, you got to look surly, you got to keep your head down, you got to
00:27:02 get a gang together or whatever it is you're going to do in prison, right?
00:27:07 So in a weird way, right, they're trying to protect you because you live in a world of
00:27:14 predators and you never show.
00:27:18 You know, if you're a zebra and there's a bunch of lions around, you never show that
00:27:23 you limp, right?
00:27:26 Because if you show you limp, that's going to be a magnet for the lions, because they're
00:27:29 going to be like, "Well, this one's going to be easy because it can't run," right?
00:27:33 So listen, I'm not saying it's love or anything like that, but your parents were doing their
00:27:39 best in a way to protect you from people like them, and I assume that pretty much everyone
00:27:44 in their world is kind of like that.
00:27:46 So your parents are trying to protect you from people like them by saying, "Look, if
00:27:50 you show vulnerability, man, you're just going to get eaten alive, like you're going to get
00:27:54 beaten up, controlled," because everything is win-lose, everything is combat, everything
00:27:59 is a fight, and everything is war.
00:28:02 And in war, you never show weakness, you always pretend to be strongest when you're weakest
00:28:09 and weakest when you're strongest, so you never ever cry out for help, and you never,
00:28:13 ever, ever say to someone who's got control over you, "I don't like what you're doing,"
00:28:18 because they'll just do more of it.
00:28:19 Does that make sense?
00:28:21 Yeah, it does.
00:28:23 So, again, it's not some judgment of you, like, "Oh, you're weak and contemptible,"
00:28:29 it's nothing like that.
00:28:31 It's just that they assume that the world is full of predators, and if you show weakness,
00:28:37 you'll be a slave, you'll be destroyed, you'll be controlled.
00:28:42 And so almost it's like if you're in a win-lose environment, if you're in a predatory, war-like,
00:28:47 brutal environment, your genes will not survive if you show weakness, if you show tenderness,
00:28:56 right?
00:28:57 Yeah.
00:28:58 So, I mean, this is why spies don't have families, right?
00:29:01 If spies have families, then their enemies will simply use their affection for their
00:29:06 families to control them.
00:29:07 Right.
00:29:08 So, sorry, long speech on my part, but it's like, "Oh, they're taking out their frustration
00:29:13 on you."
00:29:14 I don't think that that's deep enough, and I'm sorry to say that.
00:29:16 I mean, I assume that's why you're calling, right?
00:29:18 I don't mean to…
00:29:20 But no, it's, you know, you've got to be cruel to be kind, if that makes sense.
00:29:24 Yeah, I guess I haven't looked at it that way.
00:29:31 I guess I'll…
00:29:32 Shall we move on to the next?
00:29:33 It's your call, man, whatever you like.
00:29:37 So, the next one is pretty much, you know, I walked in, I had to go to the bathroom once
00:29:49 when I was seven years old, late at night, and the bathroom's at the end of this long,
00:29:54 dark hallway, and I'd never go down there, it's too scary.
00:29:58 So, I'd always go just across the hall into my parents' bedroom and kind of use their
00:30:03 en-suite toilet, and one night I did that, opened the door, and then I basically just
00:30:10 walked in on my parents having sex, and my dad turned around and just screamed at me
00:30:21 at a pitch I've never heard at that point, heard him scream before, screamed at me, "Get
00:30:28 out!"
00:30:29 Like that.
00:30:30 And I told him, "I've got to go to the toilet."
00:30:34 And he's like, "Well, go then!"
00:30:35 Screamed at me again.
00:30:40 And I go into the en-suite toilet.
00:30:44 He said, like, he told me to get out, and I told him, "I have to go to the toilet."
00:30:50 He's like, "Well, go on then!"
00:30:52 Like that.
00:30:53 So, yeah, I end up going to the toilet, probably the longest piss of my life, and then, yeah,
00:31:02 quickly got out, closed the door, went into my room and cried for hours.
00:31:08 Did you know what they were doing?
00:31:11 Not at the time.
00:31:12 I didn't know what sex was.
00:31:16 And then it's sort of like something clicked in my brain that I kind of knew what was happening,
00:31:23 but not really.
00:31:24 No one had explained it, what sex was.
00:31:27 But yeah, that was my first introduction to it.
00:31:32 I was kind of messed up for a few days after that.
00:31:37 I assume you were messed up from being screamed at, not because you saw your parents having
00:31:41 sex.
00:31:42 Yeah, it was definitely the screaming.
00:31:47 Yeah, it was...
00:31:50 Yeah, it's one of those things that sticks with me, because it was such a traumatic experience
00:32:01 for me so early.
00:32:04 And yeah, I think most, I would assume most kids, their introduction to it is through
00:32:13 an honest conversation about it with their parents.
00:32:18 Well, I mean, ideally, but I mean, you're not that precious that, "Oh my gosh, I saw
00:32:23 my parents having sex.
00:32:24 I'm traumatized forever."
00:32:26 It's something else.
00:32:27 It's something else.
00:32:28 I mean, I think I have an idea, but it's not just because you saw your parents having sex,
00:32:33 or just because you were yelled at or screamed at, because I mean, I assume that happened
00:32:36 other times as well, right?
00:32:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:42 I mean, I have a thought.
00:32:43 Obviously, I can share it with you or you can continue.
00:32:45 No, please, go.
00:32:47 Well, what's really disturbing is that, I mean, particularly between a husband and wife,
00:32:56 sexual activity is an act of deep and profound love and affection and lust and all that kind
00:33:01 of good stuff, right?
00:33:02 So the fact that your father could switch from lovemaking to screaming at the top of
00:33:07 his lungs in a split second is pretty terrifying, isn't it?
00:33:13 It's that mood flip from what I assume is, I mean, it's supposed to be a healthy expression
00:33:19 of affection and pair bonding and love and lust and all that kind of stuff.
00:33:24 It's a very positive thing.
00:33:26 And then for your father to co-join affection or love and rage to flip from one to the other,
00:33:36 I think that's the disturbing part, at least for me.
00:33:41 Yeah.
00:33:42 He told me once that he lost his virginity at like 12 to a neighbor, I think.
00:33:58 Did he say how old the neighbor was?
00:34:01 She was like late teens.
00:34:02 Oh, so he was raped.
00:34:07 Yeah.
00:34:08 I think that explains a lot.
00:34:16 He told me actually during a sex education night in high school.
00:34:26 And when I started to sort of just ask a little bit about it, he got really like super defensive
00:34:34 about it and just shut it down real quick.
00:34:36 Like as soon as he brought her up.
00:34:37 You asked about him losing his virginity?
00:34:39 Yeah.
00:34:40 Okay.
00:34:41 Yeah.
00:34:42 Because I was kind of taken aback.
00:34:43 I didn't really know what to think of it because I hadn't, obviously, I hadn't lost my virginity
00:34:48 at the time.
00:34:49 Yeah.
00:34:50 He was like way younger than me and then he lost his.
00:34:54 So I was like sort of...
00:34:56 He's less than half your age.
00:34:58 Yeah.
00:34:59 But no, he didn't lose his virginity.
00:35:00 He was raped.
00:35:01 Yeah.
00:35:02 So losing virginity would cover voluntary actions among consenting adults.
00:35:07 So he was raped by a woman in her late teens when he was 12.
00:35:12 Yeah.
00:35:13 Okay.
00:35:14 So that's not losing your virginity.
00:35:16 That's being raped.
00:35:17 Yes.
00:35:18 Yeah.
00:35:19 That's more accurate.
00:35:20 Or a challenge of sexual abuse or molestation.
00:35:24 Well, I guess more than molestation, but okay.
00:35:28 So that's pretty awful.
00:35:31 Yeah.
00:35:32 It's not good.
00:35:33 Again, probably just tying into the verbal abuse, just moving on a little bit.
00:35:40 I remember mum, she was calling for me to go to go have a shower.
00:35:47 Again, I think I was like eight or seven and I wasn't answering her because I wanted to
00:35:54 scare her.
00:35:55 And then she kind of came close.
00:35:58 I wanted to scare her.
00:36:01 But why did you want to scare her?
00:36:03 I think it was just a dumb seven-year-old decision to make.
00:36:09 Well, no, but your parents are pretty dangerous, right?
00:36:13 Yeah.
00:36:14 I mean, I don't...
00:36:15 Not many seven-year-olds are going to be like, "I think I'm going to go startle the bear
00:36:19 or the lion."
00:36:20 I'm trying to figure out why you would do something.
00:36:24 You had to be pretty angry to take on that kind of risk.
00:36:31 Yeah.
00:36:34 This isn't something I would have done to dad.
00:36:38 Definitely not.
00:36:39 But to mum, I don't know.
00:36:44 Yeah, I probably felt a bit cavalier at the time.
00:36:47 I'm not too sure.
00:36:50 But yeah, I was kind of peeping around the corner, sort of wanted to scare her.
00:36:56 And then when she came close enough, I did.
00:36:58 And then she just screamed, like, let out this massive scream.
00:37:03 And then she just said, "You little shit!"
00:37:06 Like proper fury in her face.
00:37:10 And I was not expecting that reaction at all.
00:37:17 And she's just like, "Go get in the shower now!"
00:37:20 And I just...
00:37:23 I remember walking around like, "Oh, Jesus.
00:37:25 That's fucking...
00:37:27 That was a bit far."
00:37:31 It was just like these little moments of, like, unhinged, like, screaming.
00:37:39 Like, it just...
00:37:40 It's burned into my brain.
00:37:42 And yeah, that was definitely one of mum's moments for me.
00:37:51 So you really didn't think that your mother was as aggressive as your father at this point?
00:37:55 Or that she might tell your father if you had done something unpleasant to her?
00:38:02 No, I definitely didn't think of it at the time.
00:38:05 I thought it was just going to be a little, like, "Oh, you got me. Get in the shower." type thing.
00:38:13 But yeah, definitely wasn't that.
00:38:15 So there's a big lesson in that, I think.
00:38:18 I mean, this is probably why you remember it.
00:38:21 And the big lesson is, it's not about you.
00:38:24 So one of the things that's pretty wild about parents is that their moods...
00:38:31 Like, children don't really process their parents' moods.
00:38:35 And so if your mom had been in a good mood, maybe she would have done, "Oh, you got me," or whatever, right?
00:38:41 But obviously your mom was in a bad mood about something, right?
00:38:45 Yeah.
00:38:46 And so once you begin to explore your parents' moods, it's a great relief in life.
00:38:53 Because again, then it's not personal to you.
00:38:56 You know, if my daughter comes for a hug and I'm really positive,
00:39:00 and then she comes for a hug the next day, and I tell her to get lost, I can't imagine, but if I did,
00:39:06 then it helps my daughter to understand that it's not about her.
00:39:10 That it's just my moodiness. It's not personal. Does that make sense?
00:39:14 Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:21 Yeah, it's good to look at it that way now, but yeah, at the time I was definitely pretty hurt by it.
00:39:27 But your parents won't be honest about that.
00:39:30 Like, they won't say, like maybe you'd scared her a couple of times before, and she was like, "Oh, you got me," or whatever, right?
00:39:36 So they won't sit there and say, "Gosh, you know, I'm sorry I overreacted.
00:39:40 Man, I'm having a really tough day. I just got some really bad news," or whatever it is, right?
00:39:45 "I think your father's cheating on me." No, nothing like that.
00:39:48 So they won't say, "I'm having a bad day, and it's not your fault, but I'm really strung out."
00:39:56 They will say, as she did, "You little shit. Like, it's all on you. The reason I'm upset is not because of my mood.
00:40:02 It's not because of anything outside of our interaction. It's 100% on you."
00:40:08 And so they blame you for their own bad mood reactions, which again is kind of liberating,
00:40:13 because again, it doesn't really have anything to do with you.
00:40:20 Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense to me. It's kind of weird.
00:40:27 It seems pretty simple, but I don't know.
00:40:31 When you don't talk about these things with anybody, you sort of develop your own outlook on it.
00:40:40 Well, no. So the reason that I'm breaking it down this way is because these are all the reasons why you're not dating.
00:40:46 It's because you don't know really what happened with your parents.
00:40:49 And so if you don't know what happened with your parents, why would you date?
00:40:52 It's way too risky, because you wouldn't know who to choose, what to avoid, how to manage the situation,
00:40:57 how to not end up in the same situation that you were in as a kid, where you've got some woman,
00:41:02 maybe with the power of divorce lawyers in the family courts, tearing your life in two.
00:41:07 Yeah. Yeah. I'll move on to the next.
00:41:16 So I was at school. I was in second grade, so I was around eight years old.
00:41:23 I was playing soccer, and this kid kicked the ball, and I didn't see it quick enough.
00:41:30 And he hit me right in the balls.
00:41:34 And I remember feeling really embarrassed, but all these other kids around me were laughing about it.
00:41:42 And then there's this one kid, like right in front of me, like the one who kicked it, was laughing his ass off about it.
00:41:50 And he didn't say sorry or anything. He was kind of just standing there laughing at me.
00:41:54 And then I just went into this rage, and I went over to him, and I just beat the shit out of him.
00:42:01 I just punched him a couple of times in the stomach, and I threw him to the ground.
00:42:05 How old were you?
00:42:06 Eight.
00:42:07 Okay.
00:42:08 Eight years old, yeah.
00:42:10 So I punched him a few times. I threw him to the ground.
00:42:13 And then I remember I stood on his neck with one of my feet, and everyone was kind of shocked.
00:42:20 They didn't know what to do.
00:42:22 And then I just walked away, and I remember talking to the teacher about it sort of in the next class.
00:42:32 And I remember telling her about the neck part where I stood on his neck.
00:42:37 Again, she's just writing everything down on her book.
00:42:40 And then when I mentioned the neck part, she sort of raised her eyebrows at me, like in this really shocked sort of expression on her face.
00:42:48 And then she quickly went back to writing down her notes.
00:42:53 Anyway, mom picks me up.
00:42:55 She's yawing at me in the car.
00:42:58 I get home, and on the way home, she's like, "You wait till your father gets home.
00:43:03 You wait till your father gets home."
00:43:05 And I was scared.
00:43:08 And then we went into my room, and she went onto the computer.
00:43:13 She said, "Sit there," pointing at the bed.
00:43:16 So I sat on the bed with my legs crossed, kind of just waiting for dad to pull up.
00:43:22 And he pulls up.
00:43:24 He walks in through the door, comes into my room.
00:43:27 And then I barely got out.
00:43:30 "Oh, hey, dad."
00:43:32 And then he just fucking cracks me, like smacks me straight across the body.
00:43:40 And then he hits me again just as hard.
00:43:43 And I go flying off the bed, and I land face first on the carpet.
00:43:48 He grabs me by my shoulders and rips me back up to the bed and just like screams in my face.
00:43:56 Just screaming about, "How could you do this?
00:43:59 How does this make me look?"
00:44:02 Absolutely like frothing at the mouth, just screaming at me.
00:44:07 And yeah, that was one of those things where I think at kindergarten, I remember dad telling me,
00:44:22 "Don't you ever let me catch you bullying other kids.
00:44:26 I don't want to hear that you're bullying other people."
00:44:28 Oh, my God.
00:44:29 Yeah, that's my joke, son.
00:44:31 Exactly, yeah.
00:44:33 He's like, "Don't you ever let me catch you being a bully."
00:44:35 I'm like, "Okay, dad, I won't."
00:44:37 And it's just one of those—I look back on it now, and then it's not funny, but it's like,
00:44:49 I wonder where that aggression came from, from me to just lash out on that kid.
00:44:55 Your dad is really keen on getting into fights, right?
00:44:59 But when you get into a fight, it's terrible, right?
00:45:04 Yep.
00:45:06 It's terrible.
00:45:10 I mean, I sort of half thought the story might be your mom's like, "Wait till your dad comes home," right?
00:45:19 And your dad comes home, finds out what happens, and he's like, "Yeah, son, I know your mom's really mad,
00:45:23 but hey, some kid's laughing at you like that after whamming you one in the nuts.
00:45:28 Yeah, I got no problem with it.
00:45:29 Good for you for sticking up for yourself."
00:45:34 Yeah, it definitely wasn't that.
00:45:37 I would have liked that, actually.
00:45:39 So do you know what was going on for him at this point?
00:45:46 I can only assume, like the one thing he said like throughout the years has been basically like this soft admittance of what he's done.
00:46:00 And what he says is like, "Oh, man, I just, you know, I remember when you were like little and I'd come home from work all pissed off,
00:46:06 and, you know, you do something stupid, and I just lash, I just lose it."
00:46:13 You know?
00:46:16 And it could have been that, but it's that last comment he made when he was screenwriting.
00:46:23 It was like, "How do you think this makes me look?"
00:46:27 Well, that's the key.
00:46:29 I mean, you're right to remember that because that's his big fear.
00:46:34 Yeah.
00:46:35 And do you know what he's afraid of?
00:46:41 Being exposed?
00:46:43 Well, but more specifically.
00:46:56 Me turning into him?
00:46:58 Nope.
00:47:00 No.
00:47:02 Well, because he has no logical reason to be upset with you getting into a fight or starting a fight
00:47:06 or beating up somebody who'd hurt you and was laughing at you.
00:47:09 I mean, he praises his own fights, and he's a violent guy, so he would have no logical or "moral" reason for opposing this.
00:47:18 So why was he so angry that you beat up a kid?
00:47:35 I'm not sure.
00:47:36 I always thought it was because I embarrassed him.
00:47:42 No, but why would you?
00:47:44 If he's a tough guy and he beats people up, why would his son beating up someone embarrass him?
00:47:49 Wouldn't he be kind of proud of that?
00:47:59 He'd always do this thing. Like, he'd never encourage me to get into fights.
00:48:07 He's never done that. Ever.
00:48:09 But he's got no problem telling me about all the fights he's been in.
00:48:16 I get that. So let's get back to what are the practical consequences of you getting into a fight with another kid?
00:48:22 What are the practical consequences that are negative to him?
00:48:30 Well, the teachers are going to want to talk to him.
00:48:34 Yeah, I mean, if the teachers had any brains at all, they'd say, "Well, this is a really violent kid,
00:48:39 and we have to look into his home life to find out what's going on because he's putting the other kids in danger."
00:48:46 Right.
00:48:49 Yeah, they'd have to start asking questions.
00:48:52 Well, also, if you did some injury to another kid, then your family could get sued, right?
00:48:58 Yeah.
00:49:00 And in the lawsuits, there would be depositions, there would be talking under oath,
00:49:05 and they would ask your father under oath, right, in penalty of years in jail,
00:49:09 they would ask your father under oath how many times he's hit you, how many times he's screamed at you, and so on.
00:49:17 And they would ask your mother under oath, the same kind of thing.
00:49:20 And if he had hit you and had to admit it under oath, he could be charged criminally, maybe,
00:49:25 if he'd excessively used force, which I'm sure he had, so he could end up losing his house and going to jail.
00:49:35 Yeah, right.
00:49:36 See, remember, it has nothing to do with you.
00:49:41 Yeah. Yeah, that never crossed my mind.
00:49:49 Yeah, I had a listener once whose neighbor, when he was a little kid, I guess he was about 10 or 12,
00:49:55 his neighbor had failed to restrain a dog, the dog bit him, and his father sued the neighbor.
00:50:04 So, yeah, if you had done this, this is probably why, you know, like, if you stood on this kid's neck and you,
00:50:09 I don't know, you gave him some significant damage or whatever, right?
00:50:13 I mean, you can paralyze someone that way, I'm guessing.
00:50:17 And so, yeah, if you are out there fighting with kids, your dad could go to jail.
00:50:23 So, yeah, you can't be doing that.
00:50:27 No. No.
00:50:32 And your dad would be interviewed under oath, your mother would be interviewed under oath,
00:50:37 and any discrepancies between their stories could lead one of them to go into jail.
00:50:42 Like, it's a really big mess, right?
00:50:44 Yeah.
00:50:47 And it's also, you can't coordinate your stories ahead of time, and I guess you can't really testify against your spouse.
00:50:52 Like, it depends where you are.
00:50:54 But they could still both be interviewed, and they would not be testifying against each other,
00:50:57 but just testifying about their own behavior.
00:51:00 So, yeah, I mean, this is why you can't be, I mean, your father can beat up all the people he wants,
00:51:05 but you can't lay a finger on another kid because your dad could lose the house and go to jail.
00:51:12 Yeah, right.
00:51:17 And, of course, he's asking you to exercise self-restraint.
00:51:21 Well, he almost never exercises self-restraint, I guess, except when he's out in public and doesn't beat you up then.
00:51:27 Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:31 And I guess I'll go into the next one that kind of is in the same vein.
00:51:37 I remember Dad had brought home this stray dog that had kind of walked into his work,
00:51:46 and I had it for a few months, and I'd end up loving this dog, and I'd play with it all the time.
00:51:53 But one day, it's about a medium-sized dog, like up to my, at the time, it would have been up to my hip,
00:52:02 because I was around about nine or ten, and I was playing with this dog,
00:52:10 and my dad was at the back as well, playing with one of my brothers.
00:52:15 I'm mucking around with this dog, and this dog beat me really hard on the hand, really hard,
00:52:21 and I screamed out, like, "Fuck!"
00:52:24 And Dad turned and saw what happened, and he comes over, and he just boots this dog right in the belly, boots it.
00:52:38 And he literally goes, he goes, "That's for biting."
00:52:41 And then he turns to me, and he had a plastic cricket bat in his hand.
00:52:45 It's like a thick plastic cricket bat, and he smacked me across the body with it.
00:52:53 He's like, "That's for swearing."
00:52:57 And then I just went inside and just, like, cried, like cried to Mum.
00:53:04 I'm like, I couldn't, I didn't even know, like, what to make of that at the time.
00:53:13 It was just, it was so unhinged, such an unhinged reaction.
00:53:18 Now, what do you mean by unhinged?
00:53:22 Well, it all happened just so quick.
00:53:31 Like, the dog's getting kicked, I'm getting hit in the back.
00:53:34 No, no, no, sorry.
00:53:35 So we have this defence against abusive parents called, "They're crazy."
00:53:41 Right?
00:53:42 Sure.
00:53:43 And the reason we say it is to give them the insanity plea, right?
00:53:45 To give them the insanity defence.
00:53:47 Yep.
00:53:48 So when you say unhinged, I don't understand that.
00:53:53 Why is it unhinged for him to hit you for screaming a swear word at the top of your lungs?
00:54:00 How does it make him look if you're out in public screaming swear words at the top of your lungs?
00:54:09 Yeah, it doesn't make him look good.
00:54:12 Where does that behaviour come from?
00:54:13 Boy, that dad must be really bad and he loses status.
00:54:16 And, right, again, I'm trying to sort of figure it out and I'm obviously happy to hear the case.
00:54:20 How is this unhinged?
00:54:22 It seems to follow the same pattern as everything else, which is don't lower your father's social status,
00:54:26 don't put him at risk, don't put him in danger, don't make him look bad.
00:54:29 I mean, it's not unhinged, it's in the same behaviour as everything else.
00:54:35 Yeah, you're right.
00:54:37 Yeah, it's in the same vein.
00:54:44 What I think – it shocked me because it was so cruel.
00:54:53 It was like a cruelty that, you know, I think in my – I think that was the first moment where I truly felt that
00:55:03 that entire situation was not my fault, excluding like the seesaw thing.
00:55:11 But, like, at that time I just felt like it just wasn't my fault and I'm going to get hit.
00:55:21 Well, like, of course you don't bring a stray dog home to a house with kits.
00:55:26 I mean, like, of course you don't because you have no idea what's happened to that dog over the course of its life
00:55:32 and how unhinged or deranged it may be.
00:55:35 So, of course it's not your fault.
00:55:38 I mean, if you want a dog with your kids, then you get a gentle dog from a good home and you raise it peacefully.
00:55:48 But you don't bring in – I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh because it's pretty dangerous.
00:55:52 But you don't bring in some stray dog from the streets and let it just hang out with your kids
00:55:59 because, I mean, obviously it's the kind of thing that's very likely to happen.
00:56:03 Yeah, 100%.
00:56:06 Now, of course, I know people who hear this will be like, "Well, what are you saying?
00:56:09 All stray dogs are bad and I had a stray dog and it wasn't bad."
00:56:13 It's like, yeah, good for you, man. Good for you.
00:56:15 You smoked and didn't die of lung cancer. That doesn't mean smoking isn't risky.
00:56:18 So, if you happen to roll, you know, good dice with your stray dog, good for you.
00:56:22 But you don't put those risks on kids.
00:56:26 Yeah, exactly.
00:56:33 Yeah, it's – I guess I'll move on.
00:56:42 Well, hang on. Like I need to – like we've been going for an hour now, right?
00:56:46 And we've had some, you know, lots of complaints about your dad and your mom, which I understand and I sympathize with.
00:56:52 But in terms of the time that we have, I don't want us to run out of time with repetitive stories about how bad your parents are.
00:56:58 Like I get that they're bad and I sympathize with that, but I don't know that if we just keep going down the path of more stories about my parents being bad that we're going to solve why you're still a virgin.
00:57:07 Yeah, yeah. Sure.
00:57:14 Okay. Do you have any ideas where we should take it from here?
00:57:19 Well, no. See, I'm not trying to tell you what you should or shouldn't say.
00:57:22 If you want to spend the time and if this is useful to you, I don't want to – I don't have some big plan about, you know, how this should go.
00:57:31 But I just – and if you have more stuff that you really want to talk about, it could be very helpful. It could be very useful.
00:57:37 I just don't want to spend – like if we have about two hours as we usually do, I don't want to spend, you know, an hour and 50 minutes with repetitive bad stories about your parents
00:57:46 and then have 10 minutes to try and solve what's actually going on in your life, if that makes sense.
00:57:50 So if there's more stuff you want to talk about that's relevant to where you are, I'm certainly happy to hear.
00:57:54 We can spend the time. It's your time. I'm not in charge of this time. This is your time.
00:57:59 But I just want to give you that caution that I get that your parents are bad. I don't need more stories about it.
00:58:05 If you want to tell more stories, I'm certainly happy to hear.
00:58:07 But that comes at the cost of actually solving things in the present for you because it's less time to be able to do that.
00:58:13 So I don't know where we should go, but I just wanted to point that out as a potential.
00:58:18 Like I don't – at the end of this, I don't want you to be like, "Oh man, I had – you listen back to it.
00:58:22 It's like, man, I spent all this time complaining about my parents and didn't solve that much about my current life," if that makes sense.
00:58:27 Yeah, it does. Yeah.
00:58:29 So I leave it in your hands if you want to, you know, I think what would be helpful if you want to talk more about your parents, I'm happy to hear.
00:58:37 Or we could talk about what's been going on with your dating life, like what happened in your teens and so on, right?
00:58:46 And I assume at 27, it's like chronic masturbation and stuff like that.
00:58:51 So what's been going on with the internet and how have you managed to avoid, you know, the tender embraces of the fairer sex for almost 10 years as an adult?
00:59:01 Yeah. So I guess I'll start with kind of, you know, with high school, I guess.
00:59:13 So I've always kind of had – I've always kind of had like girls like me, you know.
00:59:23 That's never kind of been a problem. I always knew that.
00:59:27 So you said you've always had girls liking you?
00:59:28 Yeah.
00:59:29 Okay.
00:59:30 And, you know, I get close to a lot of them.
00:59:37 But when it came time, you know, I go through the talking phase and, you know, when it really came time to, you know, get things really moving, you know, actually see it go through to like to the girlfriend stage, relationship stage.
00:59:54 I'd always have this fear, this, you know, I was really scared about it going to that place, you know.
01:00:09 And I kind of rested on my – because what would end up happening was I'd be in the talking stage with a girl. She'd be interested at the start, but then because I wouldn't make a move, she'd move on.
01:00:24 And to sort of cope with that, I'd be like, "Oh, it's okay. There'll be another girl." He sort of comes around. There usually was. But then the same process would happen.
01:00:37 I'd never like pull, like really like make the move, really ask him out. And then partly it's because, you know, ironically enough, like my dad would frown upon like having girlfriends during high school.
01:00:51 And you know about that.
01:00:53 Right.
01:01:00 He did the whole Christian thing, but I'm assuming there's a reason.
01:01:04 No, he didn't. That was just an excuse, right?
01:01:07 So, yeah, why did he not want you to have a girlfriend in high school?
01:01:22 Probably not to get distracted at work.
01:01:24 Nope.
01:01:25 I've heard him say that before.
01:01:37 Oh, come on. You're 27. We've been through this for the last hour. What motivates your father? What motivates your father is status, right? And keeping secrets.
01:01:45 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:46 What happens if you get a girlfriend who loves you, cares for you, and asks you about your life?
01:01:54 The cat's out of the bag.
01:01:55 Yeah. He's just like, "You don't have a big," I guess maybe your virginity or something, "but you don't have these big giant secrets to keep." But that's all the principle is, right?
01:02:04 Yeah.
01:02:05 You get a girlfriend, and especially if your girlfriend is a quality girl, she's going to be like, "Your father does what? Your mother does what?" And she might talk. She probably would.
01:02:17 She'd tell her parents. Her parents would know. They might tell other parents. And their reputation is toast, right? So, I mean, does that make sense?
01:02:26 Yeah.
01:02:27 Okay. So, he discourages you from having girlfriends because he wants to keep the secret of his and his wife's abuse, right?
01:02:36 Right. But towards the end of high school, I started to not go on dates so much, but I'd kiss girls at parties and I'd still kind of fool around with girls.
01:02:57 But it'd come to the stage where my mates were actually doing some pretty insane things for the time, as far as advanced sexually and stuff. And I was sort of kind of getting left behind.
01:03:15 Sorry, I don't know what you mean by insane advanced stuff sexually. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be prurient. I'm just not sure what that means.
01:03:22 That's fine.
01:03:23 Oral sex, intercourse, anal sex. What are we talking here?
01:03:27 Well, my two best mates, they would go and have sex with girls together.
01:03:35 Oh, like a mini orgy?
01:03:37 Yeah. Yeah. And that was just like so far beyond where I was at. Anyway, they kind of wanted me to, they had lost their virginity, but I hadn't. So, they wanted me to sort of get going.
01:03:55 And they organized one night that we'd go over to one of their houses and they kind of did some research and then they sort of found a girl that was into me and then sort of arranged for a meet up type thing, like a little mini party.
01:04:10 But what it was really for was to sort of get me laid. And anyway, so I go, you know, start talking to the girl. It's all good. And we end up going into the bedroom and...
01:04:23 I'm sorry, how old were you here?
01:04:25 I was 17 at the time. Yeah. And yeah, we started to get busy, like we sort of got into the foreplay a bit. And when it came time to really like start the intercourse, I couldn't do it.
01:04:44 I couldn't like get hard, like I was super nervous and I started to panic. And I kind of didn't want to be like fumbling around there for too long. You know what I mean? I didn't want it to be so blatantly obvious as that was what was happening.
01:05:01 Well, and of course, a lot of girls who can't get hard on out of a teenage guy are going to take it kind of personally, right?
01:05:07 Yeah, yeah. And we kind of just ended it. Yeah. We did the foreplay and that was it. And that process, like that sort of timeline I just gave you has been a recurring theme for me.
01:05:28 It happened like a few times towards the end of school. And then it happened after school too. I was about like 22. You know, it wouldn't go past like foreplay and things like that. I'd always get so nervous when it came time.
01:05:46 And it just, it was crushing my self-confidence, like in the bedroom. And it just got to the point where I just said, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to keep getting embarrassed. And there's no one to talk to about this. I have no one to talk to.
01:06:09 There's no one in my life I feel remotely comfortable talking to about this. And obviously, like when you leave school, your friend, your friend group sort of like gets smaller and smaller as you go off and do your own thing.
01:06:24 And I started to find that I was becoming more and more reclusive. And yeah, I'd stopped going out. I started to develop this, you know, a bit of social anxiety. And it's more off to the point now where those two close mates I was telling you about before that I had in high school.
01:06:52 You know, I know I could call them up now and just have a conversation with them, no problem. But I haven't spoke to either of them in like a year, you know. And that's kind of where I'm at now. Yeah.
01:07:13 And when was the last time that you had this, I guess, aborted attempt at sexuality, like foreplay and then followed by bailing out?
01:07:26 22.
01:07:29 Right. So it's been half a decade, right?
01:07:34 Yeah.
01:07:35 Okay. And what would you hope, what do you want to get out of this conversation? Do you want to, well, I wouldn't put words in your mouth. What would you consider to be a win? Because we've had trouble getting this conversation going, which I understand. I mean, it's tough, tough, tough stuff to talk about. So I sympathize with that. But what is it that you would most like to get out of this conversation?
01:08:02 There's so many dynamics at play. And it'd probably take ages to get through it. But I don't know. I just, I'm just, I feel like I'm the only one around who's dealing with this type of thing. And I just thought like, maybe we could connect the dots between, you know, because I've had therapists before.
01:08:29 But they, it didn't like, it didn't really help me that much. And I always kind of considered you like the final boss of like, you know, of these sort of like, people that can help me.
01:08:49 And what did your therapist say? I assume you brought these issues up with them. And in general, what did they say?
01:08:56 Um,
01:09:07 it kind of, there's three main points I brought up with the therapist. One thing was the girlfriend, girlfriend thing. The other thing was finding like a job that I actually enjoy. And the third was like dealing with my dad. Most of those therapy sessions went towards the job and the dealing with my dad thing. We didn't really get to the girlfriend part. I told him all these, the stories I just told you now about the sexual encounters.
01:09:32 They kind of just related to, they brought up the fact that, you know, that sort of thing is kind of confidence crushing and kind of agreed with me that it was like, you know, not good for your self-confidence or whatever. Like, we didn't really get too much into, we didn't really solve that problem.
01:10:01 But that's the number one thing you want solved, right? Is that right?
01:10:05 That's the number one, yeah.
01:10:08 And so you would like to have a girlfriend, you'd like to have a sex life and maybe lead into marriage and fatherhood, that kind of stuff?
01:10:14 Yeah.
01:10:15 Right, okay.
01:10:17 Yeah.
01:10:18 When was the last time that you really wanted to ask a girl on a date?
01:10:26 Um, there's a girl at work now.
01:10:30 That, you know, I don't mind.
01:10:34 She's quite nice.
01:10:35 She'd be a pretty good person to take out.
01:10:40 The work thing makes it a little bit hard, but I know that she likes me.
01:10:47 But, you know, how do I go about it now?
01:10:52 Eventually she's going to find out that, you know, I'm 27 and I'm a virgin.
01:10:59 So how do I tackle that problem?
01:11:04 And have you ever tried the nofap thing?
01:11:09 Yeah.
01:11:10 And how long has that lasted or has it lasted?
01:11:13 I did it for like three months at one point.
01:11:16 But that's in the past, I assume, right?
01:11:19 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:20 Yeah, so I mean there's kind of a vicious cycle that can happen, and we'll sort of get to the origin of it,
01:11:25 but the vicious cycle is something like sex is scary.
01:11:30 I have a negative experience of sex, so I'll masturbate more.
01:11:33 But then masturbating more can lead to sexual dysfunction in the presence of a woman because it's just too unfamiliar.
01:11:41 Right.
01:11:42 I mean, you're kind of training your body to have sexual responses in the absence of an actual female in the room.
01:11:48 Yeah.
01:11:49 So, I mean, I'm sure you're aware of all of that, but that probably would be an important thing to look at and try and work on, if that makes sense.
01:11:57 Yeah.
01:11:58 Now, as far as like why it failed the first time, ah, well, what are your theories as to why it failed,
01:12:08 like the anxiety or the fear that you had when you were 17?
01:12:12 What's your theory about where that was coming from?
01:12:15 [Silence]
01:12:26 It's going to have to do something with my dad.
01:12:29 I think, um…
01:12:31 Okay, so you don't have a theory.
01:12:33 If it has to have something to do with my dad, it means you don't have a theory.
01:12:36 And that's not a criticism, it's just I don't want to waste time.
01:12:38 If you don't have a theory, that's fine, then we can work on one, but if you don't have one as yet, that's fine.
01:12:43 Yeah, I haven't really thought about it.
01:12:47 Okay.
01:12:48 So, for your parents, um, when were you aware, you said that they hated each other,
01:12:54 when were you aware that they hated each other?
01:12:56 When did you first figure that out?
01:12:58 Um, I think it was about maybe six or seven.
01:13:06 We were on a car trip coming back from somewhere, and they were having this massive, massive fight in the front of the car.
01:13:16 And it's a long trip, it's like hours, like four or five hours to get to our destination.
01:13:22 And they fought and screamed at each other the entire way.
01:13:26 And we were all just trapped in the back, me and my brothers.
01:13:30 And that's when I kind of clued in to the fact that, okay, this is an abnormal family.
01:13:37 Okay, so was this before you walked in on them having sex?
01:13:43 Um, this might have been off.
01:13:47 Actually, this might have been before, I think.
01:13:49 I think so.
01:13:50 I mean, I think you said seven for the sex thing, and so this would be six or seven.
01:13:53 It's not hugely important, but let's just say for the sake of argument that it was before, right?
01:13:58 Yeah.
01:13:59 So then for you, sex would be an act of hatred and rage, right?
01:14:03 Because if your parents hate each other and you walk in on them having sex, then sex must be an expression of hatred.
01:14:08 Plus the fact that your father turns from having sex to screaming at you at the top of his lungs means that rage and hatred and sex are all combined in your mind.
01:14:22 Right.
01:14:24 And you don't want to be like your dad, right?
01:14:27 No.
01:14:28 So if the only way that you can have sex is if you hate someone and you're full of rage, and you don't want to hate people and be full of rage, how can you have sex?
01:14:39 I mean, imagine if the only way that women would let you have sex with them is if you punched them in the face or some weird Fifty Shades of Grey stuff.
01:14:48 I'd be a virgin too.
01:14:50 I'm not going to punch a woman in the face.
01:14:52 I'd be a monk, right?
01:14:54 Right.
01:14:57 Dad was like your father is the most sexually successful, reproductively successful, romantically successful guy you know.
01:15:13 Because his romantic and sexual success is the only reason you exist in the first place, right?
01:15:18 Yeah.
01:15:19 So if you exist as a product of rage sex or hate sex or something like that, that's a little tricky to reproduce if you don't – I mean, if you just embrace, "I'll be like my dad. I'll just be a violent, abusive, aggressive whatever," right?
01:15:37 But you don't want to be that way, right?
01:15:39 No.
01:15:40 Right.
01:15:41 So your dad owns the definition of sex.
01:15:43 Your dad and your mom own the definition of sex.
01:15:46 And marriage, they own that.
01:15:49 So if rage, hatred, and sex, and aggression, and abuse, and violence are all tied in together, then you will not be able to be successful in the act of having sex.
01:16:05 Because that would require that you hate the woman and be violent in your mind or your heart.
01:16:11 I mean, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but that's what it would seem like to me.
01:16:24 Yeah, right.
01:16:28 I've never – yeah, this is news to me.
01:16:37 I don't honestly know what these therapists are doing sometimes because I'm sorry this just seems so blindingly obvious, but I'm not a therapist, but it just seems like such an obvious connection.
01:16:46 But I mean, I don't want to disrespect the people you've talked to.
01:16:50 I'm just not sure why this would be a thing that would be tough to figure out, right?
01:16:56 Yeah.
01:16:58 It's hard to – when you only got 15 minutes for a therapy session, it's hard to –
01:17:02 You got 50?
01:17:03 Yeah, 50.
01:17:05 Yeah, but you have a whole bunch of them, right?
01:17:08 Sure.
01:17:10 I mean, you don't just have one.
01:17:11 It's going to be fun. Yeah.
01:17:13 Okay, so let me ask you this.
01:17:16 Was there anyone in your environment when you were growing up, was there anyone who you saw as having a healthy, happy, loving, positive, romantic relationship?
01:17:30 I mean, your friends sound like total porno creeps, right?
01:17:38 I mean, that's just really decadent and hell-sent kind of stuff, right?
01:17:42 And only the most self-humiliating women were involved in this multiple sex environment grossness.
01:17:48 But was there anyone, you know, when you're growing up, you say, "Oh, you know, that's a good, loving, healthy relationship.
01:17:56 That's something I could look for, something I could aim for," ain't it?
01:18:05 I would say – yeah, there's definitely one.
01:18:12 One of my aunties, you know, she's got a pretty good husband and they love each other to a point where it's sort of like open and sort of cringy at times.
01:18:24 But it is sweet. They do have a nice relationship.
01:18:28 And this is an aunt on which side?
01:18:31 It's on my stepmother's side.
01:18:36 All right. Who the hell is your stepmother?
01:18:41 Well, my parents got divorced when I was like around 11 or 10, around then.
01:18:49 So my dad remarried a few years after.
01:18:52 Oh, I don't think you mentioned that. Not a big deal. I just don't recall that.
01:18:57 Yeah, that was down the list. I didn't get to that.
01:19:03 Okay. So your parents separate when you're 11 or 12, right?
01:19:06 Yeah.
01:19:07 And who does your dad remarry?
01:19:12 He remarried somebody he met at a Starbucks, I think.
01:19:21 He had just recently turned Christian at the time and she was a Christian already and it kind of went from there.
01:19:31 And what was she like?
01:19:34 She was really nice.
01:19:36 Yeah, she was really nice.
01:19:40 She isn't the stereotypical bad, evil stepmother type thing.
01:19:46 She loved us all. Yeah.
01:19:56 Sorry, I'm just trying to inhale over the copious waves of bullshit that I feel coming over the wire.
01:20:03 I could be totally wrong about that.
01:20:05 But how the hell does a really nice, strong, good, honorable, moral Christian girl marry someone like your dad?
01:20:15 Yeah.
01:20:20 Yeah, that's a good question.
01:20:22 I mean, unless your dad had a complete reformation in the way that he's like apologizing, making restitution,
01:20:30 can't ever do enough to make up to you for what he did, or did he just kind of like, "I'm a Christian now.
01:20:35 The past doesn't exist and I'm healed."
01:20:38 I think he was a very motivated Christian when he was courting my stepmom.
01:20:45 And then I think after the marriage, his second marriage, I think it started to taper off a bit.
01:20:52 And yeah, so, you know, perhaps she was kind of swept up by that.
01:20:59 I'm sorry, did he become a Christian in order to marry her?
01:21:05 No, he had a friend just after they got divorced.
01:21:09 He had a close friend that was already a Christian at the time and was trying to sort of turn him over for a long time.
01:21:18 But then after he got divorced, his friend kind of helped him out and supported him and said,
01:21:25 "Hey, why don't you come to church, talk to some guys?"
01:21:27 And it kind of went from there.
01:21:32 Right. So he woos this Christian woman by being more Christian than he ends up being, right?
01:21:39 Yes.
01:21:41 And she's a good Christian and loves you and your brothers, right?
01:21:46 Yeah.
01:21:48 So obviously she vetted, right? I mean, she wasn't a stray like that dog your dad brought home.
01:21:56 So obviously she vetted the family that she wanted to get involved in and tie her fortunes to,
01:22:01 and she vetted her kids. So, you know, she must have sat down with you guys before she married your dad,
01:22:07 because she's a Christian. She's not mentally defective, right?
01:22:10 So she must have sat down with you guys and asked you about your childhood and how you were raised
01:22:16 and how discipline worked and all that and what your dad was like, because, you know,
01:22:20 she's tying her fortunes into this family. So how did that conversation go before she got married to your dad?
01:22:28 Um, I can't... I don't remember a conversation about the punishments and stuff.
01:22:44 You know, from memory, I think dad might have chilled out for the moment with all that.
01:22:50 No, but she must have gotten to know you.
01:22:53 She must have gotten to know you before she decided to marry your dad, right?
01:22:58 Yeah.
01:22:59 So she must have asked you about your life, your childhood, all that kind of stuff.
01:23:06 Yeah.
01:23:07 And did you... I mean, I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, because you're in survival mode at 13 or 14
01:23:13 or whenever they got married. So, I mean, did you lie to her and say, "No, no, it's great, peaceful, wonderful.
01:23:18 Everything was great. No problems. I'm not traumatized. Looking forward to having a stepmom."
01:23:23 I mean, when she got to know you and asked you about your life, what did you say?
01:23:29 Um, she definitely knew that I had trouble with my mom at the time. I told her about that.
01:23:44 I don't, yeah, I don't remember mentioning the smacking. I don't know if it's because I lied or she never asked.
01:23:50 I just don't remember that conversation.
01:23:52 Oh, no. I know exactly why you didn't say that. And you'd be insane to say that.
01:23:57 Do you know why you never told her about your dad's violence?
01:24:02 I would have blown it, probably.
01:24:05 Well, what would have happened?
01:24:08 She would have turned away.
01:24:10 And then what would your dad have done?
01:24:13 He would have beat the shit out of you for taking away his future wife, right?
01:24:17 Yeah.
01:24:18 And could have killed you, right? I mean, all these kinds of beatings are always associated with the possibility of death. Always.
01:24:26 Yeah.
01:24:27 So, did you put up a false front? Did you say, "Oh, it's just with my mom. My dad's fine. Things are good."
01:24:33 Did you pave the way for her to get involved with this lunatic, sorry, not lunatic, this, your dad?
01:24:42 You know what? I think at the time, because I ended up living with my dad when they separated after a few years, I always had this thing, this super, like, this love for him, despite the violence.
01:25:05 Because I idolized my dad. So, you know, if my stepmom was ever talking...
01:25:14 This is also new information. You understand that when somebody says, "Here's a guy, he was violent and brutal and kind of tortured me, but I love him and idolized him."
01:25:26 This is a bit of a whiplash part of the conversation. I've just been telling you that from the outside, it's like, "Whoa, where the hell are we going next?"
01:25:33 Yeah.
01:25:34 What do you mean you idolized him?
01:25:35 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:37 I thought he was, like, the coolest dad ever, you know?
01:25:43 Well, did you think that or was that just a requirement? Like, if you were skeptical about your dad's coolness or virtue, wouldn't you just get beaten?
01:25:51 I mean, wasn't that just a requirement?
01:25:56 Yeah, you could say that.
01:25:58 Well, no, I don't want to say anything that's not true.
01:26:02 Yeah.
01:26:03 I mean, if you had criticized your dad and said, "Dad, you were really violent to me when we were younger," I assume he wouldn't have been so cool anymore, right?
01:26:13 No. However, I mentioned earlier that he would tell me the stories about him fighting, getting into bar fights.
01:26:25 He'd also tell me stories about all the girlfriends he's had and things like that. And to me, I'm like, "Oh, man, my dad's a man. My dad's so cool."
01:26:34 Well, it's what you said earlier about the alpha thing, right?
01:26:37 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:39 Yeah, except alpha protect their children. They don't beat them up. Like, beating up children, not fucking alpha at all.
01:26:47 No.
01:26:48 You understand, right?
01:26:49 No. Yeah, I do.
01:26:51 He's one-fifth of my size. I'm an alpha for beating him up.
01:26:56 Yeah. Yeah. But it was like I was under, you know—I was in denial for a lot of this type stuff.
01:27:08 Well, I mean, you can say that, but that's putting the onus on you. It was a requirement to be with your dad that you praise him lavishly because he's narcissistic.
01:27:17 Yeah.
01:27:18 In my view.
01:27:19 Yeah.
01:27:20 Right? Just say selfish, right?
01:27:21 Yeah, that's right.
01:27:22 He's a selfish guy, and selfish people will always demand that you praise them in order to not be abused by them.
01:27:33 Yeah. That's what happened.
01:27:39 But yeah, at this time, when my stepmom came into my life, I really hated my mom. And it was like the anger I should have had towards my dad, I had doubled.
01:28:01 Well, because your dad hated your mom at this point over the course of the divorce, and that was another demand that he would have of you.
01:28:07 You love me, you praise me, and you hate that bitch I just divorced.
01:28:12 Yeah.
01:28:13 Right? You wouldn't have your own independent emotions at this point, given how traumatized and bullied you'd been.
01:28:21 You know, it's like asking someone in North Korea, "Do you really love the Supreme Leader?" "Yes!" It's like, "You don't know, right? I'm doubtful, but that's just what you have to do to survive."
01:28:30 Yeah. I understand. My mom did end up doing some things that I really did resent her for. Like, I don't talk to her anymore. I stopped talking to her when I was like 23, something like that.
01:28:44 And what did she do that you resented?
01:28:46 Because she moved house, we had to get new houses and stuff. At her new house, she was just an emotional monster. She would scream, sometimes randomly. She would throw plates.
01:29:08 It just became like a nightmare whenever I had to go over her house for the week. And it was like this slow building of resentment towards her, like having to go there. I was being stuck there for that whole week in this house with this bad lady.
01:29:31 Was she your teacher at this point?
01:29:36 She was just starting to get back into it.
01:29:41 Excellent. Nothing better than those unhinged women being in charge of kids. Beautiful.
01:29:46 Beautiful. Seems to be their favorite job.
01:29:50 Yeah, it really does. That and nurse. All right.
01:29:53 Yeah, that's it.
01:29:54 Okay, so you're angry at your mom and you idolized your dad and your stepmom didn't really vet things very much, right? Like, we talk about how guys end up dating single moms and taking on the kids and all of that as kind of like cucked behavior, kind of beta behavior.
01:30:15 So, what's up with your stepmom that she's marrying into a family where there's been a relatively recent divorce, where there's a crazy ex, where there are three traumatized children or a couple of traumatized kids?
01:30:29 What was wrong with her that this was the best she could do?
01:30:33 Well, she had a kid of her own. She was a single mom and she got it out of a bad marriage. And she was beat up pretty bad by her ex.
01:30:51 Okay, so this woman you claim is virtuous, doesn't vet the new family, is willing to give sex to your dad, who is kind of a monster, and she had been in a relationship and vetted a guy, dated a guy, got engaged, got married to, gave kids to a guy who beat her up.
01:31:17 Yes.
01:31:18 Okay, come on, man. This is kind of an unholy of a mess, isn't it?
01:31:24 Yeah. Yeah, it's not, um... That's not good.
01:31:34 Okay, so she's, I mean, she's also a disaster, right?
01:31:38 Yes.
01:31:40 She gave a child to a violent guy and then the child witnessed the mother being beaten up. I'm sure the child would be aggressive against her being beaten up as well.
01:31:48 So I just, I can't tell you how much, just I'll be open about my own feelings about this.
01:31:53 I really hate the women who keep sleeping with these violent guys and giving them children.
01:32:02 One violent guy to another, and then do you know what the women say? "Wow, the world's kind of violent. There's all this patriarchy. Women are not safe."
01:32:10 It's like, well, maybe if you stop having sex with violent guys and giving them children, the world would be a little safer.
01:32:18 Sorry, just drives me a little kind of batty, this kind of stuff.
01:32:23 I know, it makes sense.
01:32:24 "You know, women, we're not safe." Yeah, well, stop giving kids to violent assholes and maybe the world will be a little safer.
01:32:32 Nope, can't have that.
01:32:36 Yeah, so...
01:32:39 I just watched this old 80s movie called The Breakfast Club and there's this one guy who's really peaceful and intelligent named Brian.
01:32:46 He's a bit of a physics geek and a math geek.
01:32:49 And the total sociopath rebel gets the girl. The emotionally cold-hearted athlete gets the girl.
01:32:57 But the guy who's actually got a future and a brain and is a hard worker and a hard studier gets no one.
01:33:06 Nice guys finish last.
01:33:07 Yeah, nice guys finish last.
01:33:09 And to me, okay, you make your choices, but then I'm just not going to have any sympathy when you claim to be afraid of the world.
01:33:15 If you're going to have kids with violent guys and expose those kids to those violent guys and then be violent yourself,
01:33:25 I have no sympathy when the world is violent around you.
01:33:28 Like, I just don't have any sympathy. I just like, come on, of course, right?
01:33:32 It's like if women only had babies with guys who are five foot tall and then complained that guys were short.
01:33:38 It's like, come on, you've got to be kidding me.
01:33:43 So, we're just talking about your, because it seemed like you had sort of a more positive view of your stepmother,
01:33:50 and I'm just having a little trouble seeing it. I could be wrong.
01:33:52 Obviously, you know her way better than I do, but I'm just having trouble seeing it.
01:33:57 Yeah, I think it was just a relief initially, like at 12, when Dad said he met this new girl.
01:34:07 But what was the gap between the divorce and...
01:34:13 So, I think it was like around 12 they got divorced, and she must have come in at around like when I was 13, towards the end.
01:34:30 It was around that time.
01:34:31 Okay, so we were talking about her because I was asking if you saw healthy relationships when you were a kid.
01:34:37 So, you said there's the aunt, right? And the aunt is your stepmother's sister, right?
01:34:43 Yeah.
01:34:44 Okay.
01:34:45 Yeah.
01:34:47 Do you know, I guess you wouldn't know, if the aunt ever, did she ever talk about trying to get her own sister to not marry the violent guy?
01:34:59 No, I've never heard of a conversation like that.
01:35:02 And were you close to your aunt, the good aunt?
01:35:07 Not really.
01:35:09 Okay. Do you know, have you seen the mechanics or seen anything up close that is like a healthy, positive relationship?
01:35:15 I mean, the aunt thing, which you're not really close to, who only came into your life later, and I guess just, you know, part-time.
01:35:22 Have you seen anyone up close who has what you would call a healthy relationship?
01:35:31 Um, not really, to tell you the truth.
01:35:40 Okay. That's important, right?
01:35:43 Yeah.
01:35:44 Because you don't have empirical evidence. I mean, you've maybe read about stuff or heard about stuff,
01:35:48 but you don't have empirical evidence up close that relationships are possible to be healthy.
01:35:59 No. Not close evidence.
01:36:03 So, you want the opposite of what your parents had?
01:36:09 Definitely.
01:36:10 Okay. So, given that you want the opposite of what your parents have, or had, what have you been doing to reverse the imprinting?
01:36:24 Like, so, if I grew up and I spoke Japanese, and I said, "I don't want to speak Japanese ever again,"
01:36:30 then I have to go learn another language, right?
01:36:32 I mean, I guess I can stop speaking Japanese, but then I mute, right?
01:36:37 I've got nothing to say, because I'm not speaking Japanese, but I haven't learned another language, right?
01:36:44 Yeah.
01:36:45 So, I've got nothing to say. I mean, this is obviously an analogy for your sex life.
01:36:49 I don't want a sex life like my parents had. I don't want a relationship like anyone around me.
01:36:54 I haven't learned a new relationship, so I guess I'm sexually mute. I have no relationship.
01:37:04 Right.
01:37:06 It's the old thing, like, if I knew that I was going to give birth to the Antichrist, I guess I'll get a vasectomy, right?
01:37:14 Sure.
01:37:15 Now, I'm also a little bit annoyed here, because you seem very emotionally distant in this conversation.
01:37:20 I feel like I'm doing all the work. I have no sense of emotional connection or passion.
01:37:27 I feel like I'm caring more about this conversation than you are, and that's fine.
01:37:31 At least it's your life. We've only got maybe another 20-25 minutes, maybe.
01:37:36 So, I'm not really sure what to do, because you're kind of like, "Yeah, okay, uh-huh, yeah."
01:37:41 I'm not trying to mock you or anything. I'm just saying it's very distant, and I don't know how to fix something if you're not passionate about anything.
01:37:50 I apologize for that. I'm running on fumes at the moment.
01:37:55 I haven't slept since we arranged the time, because I've been writing stuff down, just not wanting to forget it.
01:38:07 Yeah, so I'm sort of running on fumes at the moment.
01:38:10 Well, that doesn't mean that you're not emotional. Sometimes when you're tired, you can get more emotional.
01:38:15 That's not a reason why you're not emotional.
01:38:21 I mean, tell me, because I can't see you, obviously, right? So, what are you feeling?
01:38:27 I mean, I've had more passion from people discussing sports to the weather, so I'm just trying to, like, "What are you feeling at the moment?" I don't know.
01:38:34 Yeah. It's just… I just feel so lost with it all.
01:38:46 You know, one of the things my therapist said is that I haven't really developed a sense of, like, agency in my own life.
01:38:55 Okay, this is all very abstract. Sorry, that's just… blech. That's very abstract. So, lost is not a feeling, that's a judgment. What do you feel?
01:39:08 Happy, sad, angry, nothing?
01:39:15 Angry.
01:39:17 You feel angry, okay. So, tell me, how do you know? How do you know? Where does that show up in your body?
01:39:24 Usually in my gut.
01:39:27 Well, not usually. What are you feeling now?
01:39:31 Oh, yeah, it's in my gut. You know, it's…
01:39:53 Like, when I… basically, look, like, when I've been watching your videos, things like that, it, like, brings out this anger at my dad.
01:40:09 But you said something the other day, which was really, really haunted me, was that, you know, he was doing all these things to me when he was in his 30s, right?
01:40:21 And, like, I would never do any of this sort of stuff to my kid, ever. And I'm 27.
01:40:32 And it haunts me to think that he was doing these things to me at, like, 30 or 35.
01:40:38 And I just had this sort of anger in general towards him. And, you know, I'm sure you might have picked up that I never developed that thing.
01:40:59 I was never brave enough to kind of, you know, say, like, "Hey, I'm angry." And this is why.
01:41:07 But what do you mean brave? You were a kid. What do you mean?
01:41:10 Yeah, yeah.
01:41:11 You can't be brave with a giant abuser as a kid.
01:41:15 Yeah.
01:41:16 That's like saying, "I'm a coward because I don't run at a line of tanks." It's like, no, that's called survival.
01:41:23 Yeah.
01:41:25 What's your relationship with your dad like now?
01:41:29 It's awkward. It's not a real relationship at all, really.
01:41:35 Of course it's not a real relationship. But, I mean, how often do you see each other? And what do you talk about and all of that?
01:41:45 I usually go over to his house maybe, like, every weekend, usually just to see my brothers.
01:41:52 But, you know, if we do talk in sort of long-form conversation, usually politics is the topic.
01:42:04 We seem to be able to talk about politics just fine.
01:42:08 Yeah, so you avoid all the real stuff. You talk about that with therapists or, I guess, with me in this conversation.
01:42:13 But you avoid all the real stuff with your dad, right?
01:42:15 Yeah.
01:42:16 Okay.
01:42:17 Yeah.
01:42:18 And, yeah, it's kind of this weird unspoken thing that...
01:42:26 Yeah, you don't talk about the abuse, you don't talk about the past, you don't talk about what you feel, right?
01:42:31 Yeah.
01:42:32 Okay.
01:42:37 Yeah.
01:42:41 Just out of curiosity, from 1 to 10, what's your level of urgency about dating and sex?
01:42:52 It's coming across like a 2.
01:42:55 Like, yeah, it'd be nice to get to it at some point.
01:42:59 Yeah.
01:43:00 Over the years, it's sort of kind of gone down.
01:43:04 Yeah.
01:43:05 It's been a 6 and then it's maybe went on 24, it became a 5 and then, you know, so it's sort of been trickling down.
01:43:17 You know, it's just a...
01:43:22 It's like this...
01:43:23 It feels like this paradox I'm stuck in, you know, where it's like, you know, like to have sex, like, you know, you want to do it like with your girlfriend.
01:43:33 But then to get a girlfriend, you got to sort of talk to them, you know, take them out on dates, all that sort of stuff, all this kind of, you know, like work, right?
01:43:42 Sorry, it's not particularly urgent for you.
01:43:44 It's not like a big got to have, right?
01:43:49 No.
01:43:50 Okay.
01:43:51 Yeah, I mean, that certainly seems to be the case.
01:43:53 And then normally I deal with more urgent things with people.
01:43:58 Yeah.
01:43:59 So it could just be a mismatch that this isn't, you know, I'm used to sort of trying to deal with things that are, you know, sort of very serious and imminent and urgent.
01:44:07 And for you, this is like, yeah, you know, be nice at some point, but it's not a big priority as far as I understand it.
01:44:19 Yeah, sure.
01:44:24 Well, maybe what you should do is bookmark me and you can call me back in sort of five or 10 years when it's more urgent.
01:44:31 I can in five or 10 years when you're still alone, still single, still a virgin, like you can call me when you're a virgin at 32 or 37.
01:44:40 And, you know, then it'll be more urgent and we can probably deal with it then, if that makes sense.
01:44:49 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:44:52 And is that that's a good plan for you?
01:44:56 No, it's not.
01:44:57 Well, why? Sorry. Why would it be more urgent in the future? I mean, if you don't do anything about it, like nothing's going to change, right?
01:45:04 Yeah.
01:45:05 So if you don't like, why would it be more urgent in five or 10 years if for sure it's going to be the same if it's not urgent now?
01:45:30 Yeah, you got me.
01:45:33 Because I'll tell you what it's like on this side of the conversation. Let's just use an analogy here, right?
01:45:39 So it's like you're coming to a nutritionist, right? And you're like 400 pounds, right?
01:45:46 And your health is collapsing. Your health is failing.
01:45:49 And your nutritionist is like really passionate about you losing weight. And you're like, yeah, you know, that could be good.
01:45:55 Yeah, that could be something I could look into. Yeah, that's interesting.
01:46:01 What is the nutritionist supposed to do in that situation, do you think?
01:46:12 Yeah, I don't know. I think to drag a horse to water.
01:46:19 Well, what can the nutritionist do?
01:46:25 Nothing.
01:46:28 Well, I mean, the nutritionist can be honest, right?
01:46:31 I've rarely been as frustrated as I have in this conversation, particularly this part.
01:46:38 Like this is really quite a novel experience for me.
01:46:47 And sure, I mean, the temptation, of course, yeah, you just throw up your hands and you say, well, okay, if you don't really care about it, I can't.
01:46:52 I mean, there's no point in me caring about it.
01:46:54 You know, I've got a kid. I'm happily married. And if you don't really care that much about it, and it's not that important to you, then I guess you'll just keep doing what you're doing.
01:47:03 But I mean, you really did insist on this call, right?
01:47:07 It's a little fucking confusing, right?
01:47:09 We tried to schedule your cancelled. We tried to schedule your cancels.
01:47:13 You really committed to the call. And now you're just like on the moon or something as far as emotional connectivity goes, right?
01:47:29 Yes.
01:47:35 Yeah, you're right. You're right.
01:47:37 So what the fuck is going on?
01:47:39 Seriously, what the fuck is going on? Why do you beg for a call and then bring nothing to the table as far as any kind of emotion or passion goes?
01:47:50 Why are you making me do all the work? It's your life, man. It's not mine.
01:47:54 Why are you making me do all the work when it's your life that's in the toilet, right?
01:48:01 Yeah.
01:48:20 Okay, if you're going to self-censor to the point where it's 10 seconds between each word, there's nothing to say.
01:48:26 I'm, pause, pause. That's just a dissociation technique. Like you're either going to talk to me honestly and passionately or not.
01:48:33 But this um, they'll, but, pause, pause, pause. That's just dissociating crap, right?
01:48:39 Do you want to change this? I don't understand what we're talking about here.
01:48:45 Do you actually want a girlfriend, a lover, a wife, a mother for your children, or what?
01:48:56 I mean it's now or never as far as this conversation goes, right? You understand this is not going to come along every day, these kinds of conversations, right?
01:49:03 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
01:49:08 I don't believe you. Yeah, I do. I don't believe you. Honestly, there's no, I don't believe it at all.
01:49:17 I, it's, I mean, understand, right? You'll hear this back when you hear it back.
01:49:21 Do you want a future with a woman and a wife and a mother of your children? Yeah, I do.
01:49:28 Okay, because you just said it was two or three, right? Or when I said it sounds like a two or three, you're like, yeah, that's about right.
01:49:35 Okay, so if that's a two or three, is there anything in your life that's higher or is everything else in your life pretty much perfect?
01:49:42 What's higher than this need?
01:49:52 You know, I always thought that I'd, you know, at this point I'd be in a job that, you know, I enjoy.
01:50:03 Something that I wanted to do.
01:50:07 But I've been doing the same job that, you know, my dad has.
01:50:14 My dad basically told me to do when I was like 18.
01:50:18 And I kind of just did it just because he told me to do it back then.
01:50:24 And I've just kept at it and I haven't really made a change.
01:50:37 Why are there so many pauses in what you say? I don't understand.
01:50:41 Are you not certain of what to say? It's not your second language, is it?
01:50:45 I'm definitely put on the spot right now.
01:50:48 No, I'm just asking for directness and honesty. I don't know why there would need to be all these pauses when you're simply telling me about your job.
01:50:59 I guess I'm just thinking of what to say.
01:51:01 Why are you, no, you're self-censoring. You don't need to think of what to say, do you? I mean, just say what you think, right?
01:51:08 And you're putting all these pauses in as a way of creating emotional distance and dissociation.
01:51:16 Okay, minus 10 to plus 10, how is your life? What is it on that minus 10, hell, plus 10, as good as it can be, where is your life as a whole?
01:51:28 Three.
01:51:30 Oh, so it's positive.
01:51:34 I read that the wrong way. So it'd be like minus five or something.
01:51:41 Minus five, okay. So you're 15 points away from where you should be aiming, right?
01:51:47 Yeah.
01:51:52 Are you expecting people as a whole to care about your life more than you do?
01:52:06 Because you understand to complain about your life and then to have no emotion or passion about fixing it is a trap, right?
01:52:13 I feel like I'm just speaking to your father, not even you.
01:52:17 Because it's a trap.
01:52:19 Steph, I'm desperate for you to come in and help me with my life.
01:52:22 Okay, fine, I'll carve out the time this afternoon and we'll talk about your life, right?
01:52:26 And then there's no passion, there's no connection, there's no emotion, right?
01:52:32 So this is a trap.
01:52:34 Now, why are you trying to reproduce frustration and helplessness in me?
01:52:41 Because you feel frustrated and helpless, right?
01:52:45 But if you express feeling frustrated and helpless, then we're back to expressing vulnerability, which is going to get you attacked.
01:52:52 Does that make sense?
01:52:56 Yeah.
01:52:57 Back to your dad pushing you on the seesaw and all of that, right?
01:53:01 Yeah.
01:53:03 Okay.
01:53:04 But you're not working for your dad, right?
01:53:06 You're just working in an industry he said to work in.
01:53:08 I guess it's the same industry that he's in.
01:53:10 Yeah, no, no, it's different.
01:53:12 Okay.
01:53:13 Completely different, yeah, yeah.
01:53:15 Okay.
01:53:16 So listen, I mean, we can wind things down in the conversation.
01:53:21 I think it's a shame.
01:53:22 I mean, it is really frustrating.
01:53:24 But if you don't feel any particular sense of urgency, because…
01:53:29 And I'll tell you why.
01:53:31 What happened when you said you felt lost, right?
01:53:33 So what happened was over the course of this conversation, my friend, I dropped all of these connections into your mind, right?
01:53:39 I can think sort of five off the top of my head, right?
01:53:42 All of these connections about why your dad was doing what he did, why he got mad at you for stepping on the other kid's neck,
01:53:48 why he was pushing you harder on the seesaw when you asked him to push you less.
01:53:51 I just gave you like illumination after illumination after illumination, right?
01:53:57 Do you remember those?
01:53:59 Yeah.
01:54:00 Connection after connection after connection.
01:54:02 And at the end of that process, and I said, "How do you feel?"
01:54:05 What did you say?
01:54:15 You said you felt lost.
01:54:17 And then you had something about you said that your therapist said that you lacked certain kinds of agency and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right?
01:54:24 Yeah.
01:54:25 So after I had, you know, racked my brain, poured heart and soul into trying to help you make these connections,
01:54:32 you just feel lost, empty, and emotionally distant.
01:54:36 Like, because that's all I can do is try and give you these connections, right?
01:54:39 About here's why your life is the way that it is, right?
01:54:42 And I gave you the connection of you can't sexually perform with women because your parents taught you that sex is hatred and anger, right?
01:54:55 Yeah.
01:54:56 Like none of these insights seem to be connecting us at all.
01:55:01 There's no emotions. There's no progress. There's no breakthrough.
01:55:04 Now, all I can do is give you, I mean, that's what you're calling it, right?
01:55:06 All I can do is give you these insights, right?
01:55:11 Yeah.
01:55:12 And you, I mean, you understand that, yeah, pause, nothing, right?
01:55:17 There's nothing coming back as far as emotions or passions or excitement or possibility or anything like that, right?
01:55:30 I'm, yeah, I'm really sorry.
01:55:37 No, no, I'm not asking for an apology.
01:55:39 Apologies don't mean a thing in this conversation.
01:55:41 I'm just telling you that this is why you're single.
01:55:49 Do you understand women are drawn to passion, right?
01:55:52 Yeah.
01:55:53 Because in passion they gain security.
01:56:06 And if you won't allow yourself to feel any passion, any enthusiasm, any excitement, any possibility,
01:56:14 what is attractive about that for a woman?
01:56:21 Nothing.
01:56:22 Well, not really. I don't think that, I mean, obviously, I'm sure you're attractive, physically appealing and all of that, right?
01:56:26 But are you emotionally available to the world or are you just walled off in this kind of way?
01:56:39 I'm walled off.
01:56:41 And who benefits from you being walled off?
01:56:46 Do you benefit from it?
01:56:48 No.
01:56:49 Okay, so who does?
01:56:52 My dad.
01:56:54 Okay, how does he benefit from it?
01:57:00 He doesn't have to hear the, you know, there's no chance of me sort of taking him to task for what he did.
01:57:14 Why do you want to take him to task for what he did?
01:57:27 Because no one else will.
01:57:29 And so?
01:57:30 And...
01:57:31 Okay, so let's say you take him to task for what he did.
01:57:34 So what? What happens then?
01:57:36 You say, "Dad, you did these violent things, you did these terrible things, you were mean, you were cold, you were selfish," whatever you say, right?
01:57:41 Then what happens?
01:57:50 Because if you think that emotional connection to these issues means you have to go and yell at your dad, you're totally wrong.
01:57:56 That's not a requirement.
01:57:57 You don't have to do any of that.
01:57:59 You don't have to have to bring up any of this stuff with your dad.
01:58:05 Because if you're like, "Well, I can't connect with staff and I can't connect with philosophy and I can't connect with morality
01:58:10 and I can't connect with my trauma, because that means I then have to go and yell at my dad, which I really, really don't want to do,"
01:58:17 then you would short-circuit your emotions, right?
01:58:19 Because it would lead you to a place of great terror, right?
01:58:24 Yeah.
01:58:25 You don't have to talk to your dad about any of this shit.
01:58:43 You just need to know what it is and why it is and not take it personally.
01:58:48 Your dad was a cruel, vindictive, and abusive guy who was all about himself.
01:58:58 And it wasn't you who was bad and it wasn't you who was wrong.
01:59:02 He didn't attack you because of anything you did.
01:59:06 He just failed in a pussified fashion to deal with his own demons,
01:59:10 therefore he re-inflicted those demons on his children because he's a coward and a bully.
01:59:15 Two sides of the same coin.
01:59:17 And he's a braggart.
01:59:22 And you're still enthralled to him.
01:59:25 You still see him every week, which means every week you've got to go over there and kill your history,
01:59:31 kill your emotions, put your inner child in a soundproof basement.
01:59:37 That's the price you pay for being around an unrepentant abuser.
01:59:49 It's kind of tough to kick the fight or flight thing when you spend every week with a lion.
01:59:59 So you're doing what he wants, not what's good for you,
02:00:02 because that's how you were raised, to do what he wants rather than what's good for you,
02:00:06 what he wanted, what he demanded, what he needed, what he inflicted,
02:00:10 was for you to not experience feelings, for you to not experience anger,
02:00:14 for you not experience loss or pain or fear.
02:00:19 So that's the requirement.
02:00:20 You have to self-erase in order to be around him.
02:00:23 Tell me if I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'm certainly happy to hear it.
02:00:27 No, you're right.
02:00:29 So if you continue this habit of self-erasure, what's going to happen to your life?
02:00:36 Just fade away.
02:00:39 Right. You ghost yourself, right?
02:00:43 Yeah.
02:00:46 Does that worry you?
02:00:50 Yeah, it scares me.
02:00:52 Tell me more.
02:00:57 Well, you being honest as you are now is kind of definitely freaking me out a little bit.
02:01:08 I thought I would have had a bit more to say to you.
02:01:15 It definitely didn't go the way I thought it was going to go.
02:01:22 Okay, these are all thoughts.
02:01:23 I didn't ask you for your thoughts or your fucking analysis or any of that.
02:01:27 I don't care about that.
02:01:29 I get it. You're an intellectual guy. You're a verbose guy. I get it. Don't care.
02:01:36 You said you felt afraid of ghosting, becoming a ghost.
02:01:42 Tell me about that fear.
02:01:44 Not your thoughts about the overall arc of the conversation.
02:01:48 What is your gut telling you about what I'm saying and the risks you face?
02:01:55 The risks that are already manifesting into your life.
02:01:59 Yeah.
02:02:02 It's like a fear of being like not achieving anything.
02:02:07 Being, you know, just a nobody.
02:02:11 Just a recluse that doesn't leave his home at 30.
02:02:15 And what's scary about that? What is scary about that?
02:02:18 Let's say that that happens. What is scary about that?
02:02:23 Opportunities start to close.
02:02:26 Start to close?
02:02:29 Yeah.
02:02:30 They already closed.
02:02:31 Yeah.
02:02:32 This is not in the future. You're not 17 and worried about this.
02:02:35 You're 27 years old.
02:02:40 I mean, you're way closer to 30 than 20.
02:02:45 Right? You got a dead-end job.
02:02:48 You got no woman.
02:02:51 And it's been half a decade since you even tried to get intimate.
02:03:02 Why would you wait to panic?
02:03:15 Yeah, I shouldn't be.
02:03:17 Well, no, but you are if you're right about the fear of the ghosting, right?
02:03:26 What happens if you're worse off in 10 years?
02:03:31 What's your life like at 37?
02:03:34 Still a virgin, still working the dead-end job.
02:03:36 What's your life like?
02:03:40 Depressing.
02:03:41 More so than now.
02:03:49 Probably a lot of shame, I feel.
02:03:53 Probably wouldn't be able to look friends and family in the eye type thing.
02:04:04 You know, being 37, never having a girlfriend, that's gruelling.
02:04:09 Well, I mean, you're done, right?
02:04:11 You're never going to get a girlfriend at that time.
02:04:13 Like, it's just not going to happen.
02:04:15 Yeah.
02:04:16 Because you'd have no experience having a relationship after you'd been an adult for 20 years.
02:04:21 You had no experience having a relationship and no sane woman would date you.
02:04:26 Yeah.
02:04:27 Right, because the only woman you'd have anything in common with would be a woman who also has never had a relationship.
02:04:37 Hopefully that's just a coke.
02:04:40 That's water.
02:04:41 All right.
02:04:47 Is it easier to tell a woman that you're still a virgin when you're 27 or when you're 30?
02:04:53 Now, 27.
02:04:54 So, you understand, this is why I don't understand the lack of panic.
02:04:57 It only gets worse from here.
02:05:01 If you say, "Well, I'll worry about it later, it's not that high a priority," like, it only gets worse from here.
02:05:07 If you've got some weird lump in your body, you go and get it checked out.
02:05:09 You don't say, "Well, I'll stop worrying about it in three or four years," when it's the size of a grapefruit.
02:05:15 It's like, "No, then you're probably dead."
02:05:24 Yeah.
02:05:26 Yeah, I struggle with that.
02:05:27 Struggle with what?
02:05:32 With, like, you know, putting off the inevitable.
02:05:38 It was pretty bad during high school with, like, assignments and stuff.
02:05:42 I'd always leave them to the last minute.
02:05:44 I had a mug, same thing.
02:05:46 Well, I get that, but you got them done at some point, right?
02:05:50 Yeah.
02:05:51 So, here's the difference.
02:05:52 Like, you think that the assignment is due in the future.
02:05:57 This is the difference.
02:05:58 You think you've got time to procrastinate.
02:05:59 You think it's not that urgent.
02:06:00 You think you've got, "Yeah, just, you know, I'll deal with it in a couple of years or five years or ten years," right?
02:06:05 You think the deadline is in the future.
02:06:08 That's what I don't understand.
02:06:11 The deadline is now.
02:06:12 It's fucking today.
02:06:15 You take more steps into these fog, it's not easier to come back.
02:06:19 You just get more lost.
02:06:22 Yeah, you're right.
02:06:24 Like, the assignment is due today.
02:06:29 And you're just pushing it off into some "bleh."
02:06:37 Yeah, you're right.
02:06:38 The assignment is due today because it only gets harder after this.
02:06:43 You say, "Well, I'm not that good at algebra."
02:06:45 Well, next year it's calculus, and after that it's functions and relations, and after that it's vector calculus,
02:06:51 and after that it's superstring theory or some other shit, right?
02:06:55 It's not going to be easier to study this shit in five years or three years or tomorrow.
02:07:04 If this is not a panic action plan now, when is it going to be?
02:07:10 If you can't do it now, will you be able to do it when it's harder?
02:07:16 This is what I don't understand about the lack of panic.
02:07:21 If you can't make yourself do it now, and you say, "I'll just wait till it's even harder.
02:07:27 I'll wait till I've erased myself more.
02:07:30 I'm longer without a relationship.
02:07:31 I'm longer without virginity.
02:07:32 I'm more of a porn addict.
02:07:33 I'll just wait till later."
02:07:40 It's like you're heading the wrong way in the woods, into the wilderness, and you say,
02:07:43 "Well, I won't turn around now because I don't want to accept that I'm going the wrong way.
02:07:47 I'll turn around next year or next month or ten miles from now."
02:07:50 It's like it's going to be harder to turn around then.
02:07:57 Yeah, you're right. You're right.
02:08:01 I mean, if this doesn't get you to asking a girl out at work or talking to girls at a coffee shop or something,
02:08:08 if this conversation doesn't get you in that direction, then what?
02:08:13 Are you going to wait till next year or till five years from now, till ten years from now?
02:08:18 My God.
02:08:20 "Well, I can't lift this 20-pound weight, so I'll wait till it's 40 pounds.
02:08:24 Then I'll lift it."
02:08:25 No, because you'll be weaker and the weight will be heavier.
02:08:34 Yeah. You got me. You got me star-locked here.
02:08:41 You just don't want to face the fear.
02:08:42 You don't want to face the fear, and so you want to postpone it, right?
02:08:46 Which means the fear wins, your dad wins, your mom wins, you lose.
02:08:51 Forever and ever, amen.
02:08:57 You won't turn around and fight. You won't confront the fears.
02:08:59 You'll just space out and postpone, right?
02:09:03 Yeah.
02:09:04 Okay.
02:09:07 Then you should have told me that before asking me for a call.
02:09:10 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just going to space out and postpone. I'll listen a little bit, but I'm just going to space out and postpone.
02:09:16 That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. I was agreeing with what you were saying.
02:09:21 That's me saying, "Yeah, it wasn't me saying that's what I'm going to do." Sorry.
02:09:27 Okay, so that's not what you're going to do.
02:09:29 No, no.
02:09:30 Okay, so what are you going to do? What are you going to do over the next week?
02:09:37 I'm going to let go. I'm going to ask her out.
02:09:45 And what else?
02:09:59 Why does your mom take all the heat and your dad gets all the visits?
02:10:12 I'm terrified of him.
02:10:14 You are terrified of him, and I understand that. And I really, listen, man, I deeply sympathize with that. I really do.
02:10:18 Like, brother to brother, that's horrible what you went through.
02:10:22 I mean, you know, there's something that Dostoevsky wrote about in one of his novels about this nihilist says, you know, "What if the afterlife is not heaven and it's not hell, but just an old bathhouse, a dusty old bathhouse full of spiders?"
02:10:43 You went through hell as a kid, and I don't, you know, any of my sort of bluntness, I don't want that to cover up any of my incredibly deep sympathy, my friend, for what you went through as a child.
02:10:53 This is horrible stuff.
02:10:57 But you've got to stop letting it win.
02:11:00 Otherwise, all that suffering and survival was kind of for nothing.
02:11:06 The point is not just to make it through and barely survive.
02:11:10 The point is to make it through, turn around, and live a great fucking life.
02:11:17 Yeah.
02:11:20 Yeah.
02:11:21 You are doing what your father wants because you're terrified of his temper.
02:11:26 Right?
02:11:27 Yes.
02:11:28 You sit down.
02:11:29 Okay, do you want to do this quick roleplay?
02:11:31 You want me to meet your dad?
02:11:34 Yes.
02:11:35 All right, here we go, brother.
02:11:36 Let's get it on.
02:11:38 Okay, so I'm you.
02:11:40 I won't do the pauses because of sanity, but I'm you.
02:11:42 I sit down with your dad and say, "Dad, look, man, we've got to talk about the past.
02:11:46 This is really messing me up.
02:11:48 Like, I'm single.
02:11:49 I've actually never really dated a girl.
02:11:52 I've never gone down that.
02:11:54 I'm stuck in a dead-end job.
02:11:55 I think a lot of it has to do—I mean, some of it's my responsibility, for sure, as an adult, but I think a lot of it has to do with the screaming, the violence, the abuse that I suffered as a kid, man.
02:12:05 And my heart's pounding now, even just talking to you about this stuff.
02:12:09 Like, you are really a really intimidating guy, and I don't know, maybe you take some pride on that, but intimidating me when I was like four years old doesn't seem particularly brave.
02:12:18 And you scared the shit out of me a lot when I was a kid, Dad, and that's really kind of heartbroken me as an adult.
02:12:32 Well, I know what—
02:12:38 No, no, just be him, man.
02:12:40 Just be him.
02:12:41 Yeah, yeah.
02:12:42 My dad wasn't easy on me, either.
02:12:48 Yeah, but I'm not talking about you.
02:12:51 I'm talking about me.
02:12:52 I need you to focus on me.
02:12:53 Right?
02:12:54 Not talking about you, not talking about your dad.
02:12:56 You understand how violent you were towards me as a kid, right?
02:12:59 That you terrorized me, that you beat me up.
02:13:02 I didn't beat you, I just smacked you.
02:13:05 Smacking and beating is two different things.
02:13:08 You want to tell me my experience, Dad?
02:13:10 You want to lecture me on what I experienced as a child?
02:13:13 You want to override what I actually experienced as a child?
02:13:17 It was a beating, Dad.
02:13:19 You never did it in public, did you?
02:13:21 It was a beating.
02:13:24 And you screamed at me at the top of your lungs, which is completely terrifying.
02:13:28 As a kid.
02:13:30 So don't you lecture me on what I experienced as a kid, Dad.
02:13:35 I experienced it as a beating, it was a beating.
02:13:39 Are you telling me that you had some kind of magical control over your temper when you were younger?
02:13:43 You did not.
02:13:45 I mean, when I hit that kid for smacking me in the nuts with a ball and then laughing at me,
02:13:52 I hit that kid, stood on his neck.
02:13:55 You hit me so hard I flew halfway across the room.
02:13:57 Don't tell me that's just a smacking, you asshole.
02:14:01 That's a beating.
02:14:03 Okay, I remember that.
02:14:06 I'm surprised I remember it because it could have given me brain damage,
02:14:09 fallen on the floor, face down that way.
02:14:11 That was a beating, Dad.
02:14:14 Okay, so don't tell me what you did and didn't do.
02:14:16 I was there, I know.
02:14:19 And it was shitty parenting.
02:14:20 And you know it.
02:14:21 Don't even try.
02:14:26 You have kids.
02:14:29 Oh, so are you saying it's just the fault of children that you have to beat them?
02:14:33 It's the children's fault, you have no self-control.
02:14:36 What are you, some kind of irrational, crazy, deranged woman?
02:14:41 You have no self-control.
02:14:43 Kids exist in the environment, you just have to smack them across the bed.
02:14:47 You just have to scream at them.
02:14:50 It's all the kid's fault.
02:14:51 Listen, I'm not a part of that new age stuff.
02:14:55 Okay, I'm old school.
02:14:58 Yeah, that doesn't mean anything.
02:15:01 You hit and beat at your children, Dad.
02:15:05 You bullied little children.
02:15:11 If I didn't hit you, and I just let you run rampant,
02:15:14 you'd become disrespectful.
02:15:19 So it's good parenting to beat your children.
02:15:25 Can you tell me which parenting books you read?
02:15:28 Because obviously, you know, when you become a...
02:15:30 You know that you had bad parenting yourself.
02:15:32 You said your dad was very aggressive towards you.
02:15:34 So you know you had some bad parenting yourself.
02:15:36 So obviously, you must have read parenting books.
02:15:39 I'm just... if you can give me... I've got a pen here.
02:15:42 I'm happy to write this down.
02:15:43 If you could just tell me the parenting books that you...
02:15:46 I know because you said you had some bad parenting yourself.
02:15:48 Your dad was very harsh.
02:15:49 So if you could just tell me the parenting books that you read,
02:15:52 and it's really good to beat your children,
02:15:53 otherwise they'll be disrespectful.
02:15:56 I'd really appreciate it, because I'd like to know
02:15:59 what kind of books are out there that are telling you that.
02:16:05 Yeah, I don't need to read a parenting book to, you know,
02:16:08 to know how to raise my kids.
02:16:11 Now, you know that what you did is actually illegal, right, Dad?
02:16:14 Like beating children in that kind of way.
02:16:16 It's assault.
02:16:17 So you're saying that...
02:16:18 It's not illegal.
02:16:19 Absolutely it is.
02:16:20 You are not allowed to hit your kids to that degree.
02:16:22 Not close fist, not across the face,
02:16:24 not knocking them halfway across the room.
02:16:26 Absolutely not.
02:16:28 And you know that, because you never did it in public, right?
02:16:33 So you're saying that beating children is a good thing,
02:16:39 and you're proud of what you did.
02:16:51 Discipline is a good thing.
02:16:53 No, no. Say it!
02:16:55 Beating!
02:16:56 That's what happened.
02:16:58 I went flying across the room.
02:16:59 And this happened on more than one occasion, as you know.
02:17:02 Stop changing the language.
02:17:03 Hey, if you're proud of it, just say it.
02:17:06 If you're proud of beating your children, just say it.
02:17:09 Just tell me you're proud of it.
02:17:10 I just need to know.
02:17:11 You have any regrets?
02:17:12 You could have handled it at all differently?
02:17:14 Anything you could have done that could have been...
02:17:16 Okay, tell me this.
02:17:17 What could you have done differently?
02:17:18 I mean, every parent has regrets, I assume, right?
02:17:20 What could you have done differently as a whole?
02:17:22 Anything.
02:17:24 [Silence]
02:17:41 I...
02:17:50 I...
02:17:58 Nothing.
02:17:59 Right.
02:18:01 So you were a perfect...
02:18:02 No, that's fine.
02:18:03 So you consider the violence and screaming and beatings and so on.
02:18:08 This is perfect parenting and it can't be improved, right?
02:18:11 [Silence]
02:18:17 I'm not trying to force you or corner you or anything like that.
02:18:20 I just genuinely want to know if there was...
02:18:23 I mean, most people in life have some kind of regrets,
02:18:25 but you did everything perfectly.
02:18:27 Nothing could have been improved.
02:18:29 Nothing could have been different.
02:18:30 Nothing could have been better.
02:18:31 You did everything perfectly as a parent,
02:18:33 including, I guess, screaming at my mom for them.
02:18:37 For them, that four-hour trip in the car,
02:18:40 just screaming at each other.
02:18:42 So even fighting with mom in front of us,
02:18:44 that's great fucking parenting, right, dad?
02:18:46 Like, that's just really great for your kids to be terrified in the backseat,
02:18:49 watching two people operating an 8,000-pound piece of machinery
02:18:52 going along at 70 miles an hour,
02:18:54 screaming at each other for four hours straight.
02:18:56 That's great fucking parenting.
02:18:57 Is that your theory?
02:18:58 [Silence]
02:19:01 Or is that all her fault and you're also perfectly innocent
02:19:03 and never did anything wrong,
02:19:05 that you were the perfect husband as well?
02:19:07 You're the perfect dad and you're the perfect husband,
02:19:09 everything went to shit because you're just a victim.
02:19:12 Is that right?
02:19:13 Like Mr. Big Strong Guy is just a victim of everything?
02:19:15 He's bullied by his kids and he's bullied by his wife
02:19:17 and he's just a helpless little fucking jellyfish?
02:19:20 Don't swear.
02:19:22 I will fucking swear.
02:19:23 Don't swear in my house.
02:19:24 I will swear.
02:19:25 Don't talk to me about swearing, dad.
02:19:26 I've heard you swear a million times, okay?
02:19:27 Don't even try.
02:19:28 Oh, and now, see, now you have standards.
02:19:30 Beating your kids is fine, but don't swear.
02:19:32 Oh, my gosh.
02:19:33 Oh, no, swearing?
02:19:34 What are you, some delicate little Victorian bride?
02:19:36 You're fainting on a couch?
02:19:39 Was it good parenting for you and mom to be screaming at each other
02:19:41 with your kids in the backseat for hours in a car?
02:19:45 [Silence]
02:19:56 See, you've got all these pauses.
02:19:57 You can't even give me an honest answer, can you?
02:19:59 You're just trying to calculate what you can get away with.
02:20:01 You can't even be direct and honest with me.
02:20:03 You can't even be man enough to say, "Yeah, you know what?
02:20:05 That was not good behavior."
02:20:07 You can't even own anything negative you did.
02:20:09 You can't be self-critical.
02:20:11 What are you, that weak that you can't even evaluate yourself?
02:20:14 You've got to be right all the time like some toddler?
02:20:17 This is pathetic, dad.
02:20:19 This is embarrassing.
02:20:20 You know I told you about my work?
02:20:21 Sorry?
02:20:22 And how stressful it was?
02:20:23 Sorry?
02:20:24 You know I told you about my work and how stressful it was?
02:20:26 So?
02:20:27 Aren't men supposed to be able to handle stress without screaming at people
02:20:30 and hitting people and beating people?
02:20:32 Is that your excuse?
02:20:34 Well, I was stressed.
02:20:35 [Laughs]
02:20:36 Oh, dad, this is pathetic, man.
02:20:38 Come on.
02:20:39 I was stressed.
02:20:40 Oh, no.
02:20:41 I was stressed.
02:20:42 That's why I had to scream at people and beat them.
02:20:44 Oh, my God.
02:20:45 This is so embarrassing, dad.
02:20:46 It's just terrible.
02:20:47 Sorry, you were saying?
02:20:49 I was just going to say, "You run a business and get back to me."
02:20:52 Yeah.
02:20:54 Okay, so you're fine because you were stressed at work.
02:20:58 It's perfectly fine.
02:21:00 So on the one hand, this is the funny thing, dad, right?
02:21:03 So on the one hand, you say, "Well, son, it was great parenting."
02:21:08 And on the other hand, you say, "Well, I acted badly because I was stressed."
02:21:11 Okay, so which is it?
02:21:13 Was it great parenting or were you acting badly because you were stressed?
02:21:16 You can't have it both ways, right?
02:21:18 You understand?
02:21:19 Because if it was great parenting, then you wouldn't be doing it because you were stressed.
02:21:24 Right?
02:21:25 So was it great parenting or were you acting badly because you were stressed?
02:21:38 I'll have to cop this from you.
02:21:39 I'm sorry?
02:21:41 I'll have to cop this from you.
02:21:43 I can't hear what you're saying.
02:21:45 I don't have to cop this from you.
02:21:47 I don't have to hear this from you.
02:21:51 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:21:52 So these are things I'm saying upsetting to you.
02:21:53 So you scream at me half my childhood, which is terrifying to me.
02:21:56 But then when I bring it up and I'm angry about it, I'm not screaming at you.
02:22:00 So now suddenly you're very delicate about negative words in the environment.
02:22:04 So you can scream at me half my childhood, top of your lungs, like purple-veined creepy shit, right?
02:22:09 You can scream at me half my childhood.
02:22:11 But then when I bring it up as an adult, suddenly you're all kinds of delicate and you don't have to listen.
02:22:16 Is that what you're saying?
02:22:18 And when I catch you in a big contradiction, like you say, "It was perfect parenting. I couldn't have done it any better."
02:22:23 And then you say, "Well, I acted badly because I was stressed."
02:22:26 And I point that out and suddenly you're running away from the conversation because you've proven wrong about something.
02:22:31 I mean, Dad, I can't believe I looked up to you all this time.
02:22:34 It turns out you're just like a house of cards.
02:22:36 You're like this fragile spider web in the wind.
02:22:39 One contradiction and you're like, "Oh, I'm out. I'm out. I can't talk about it."
02:22:45 Which was it, Dad? Were you a perfect parent or did you act badly because you were stressed?
02:22:50 Were you a good parent or did you let work stresses boil over to the point where you were violent at home?
02:22:59 Look, I admit I could have done some things better.
02:23:01 Oh, fantastic.
02:23:04 Look at that. Look at that journey we've made in just a few minutes.
02:23:07 From you being a perfect parent to you could have done some things better.
02:23:14 Look, first of all, you understand that you were just lying earlier, right?
02:23:19 Like you're just lying to me.
02:23:22 I just pointed that out, right?
02:23:24 What was the lie?
02:23:25 You said you had nothing that you could have done better.
02:23:28 And now you're saying there's things you could have done better.
02:23:30 Like literally in the space of three minutes you went from I'm a perfect parent to I could have done things better.
02:23:37 So it was a lie when you said I was a perfect parent, right?
02:23:40 When you said you were a perfect parent that was a lie because like literally two or three minutes later you're saying I could have done things better.
02:23:44 I've just pointed that out as a disparity there.
02:23:46 So now tell me the things you could have done better.
02:24:00 Perhaps I was excessive in my, in how I raised my voice at you.
02:24:07 What do you mean perhaps?
02:24:08 So you said you could have done things better and now it's perhaps.
02:24:11 Is that a yes or no?
02:24:13 Should you have screamed at me less?
02:24:19 Yes, I should have screamed at you less.
02:24:22 Okay. So you did something wrong as a parent there, right?
02:24:25 Because there was a lot of screaming to be fair, right?
02:24:29 Yes, there was.
02:24:30 Okay.
02:24:31 Lots of screaming.
02:24:34 And are you sorry about that?
02:24:38 Yes, I am.
02:24:40 Could you give me an apology, please?
02:24:46 Sorry, Sam, for what I did to you.
02:24:49 Please forgive me.
02:24:50 I appreciate that.
02:24:51 What about the hitting?
02:24:54 What you do call it?
02:24:56 I call it beating.
02:24:57 You said smacking, right?
02:24:58 So you know that there's a lot of parents in the world who don't hit their children, right?
02:25:04 And you know in your heart of hearts that some of it was some really, really violent stuff, right?
02:25:10 I mean, again, me flying across the room, that kind of stuff, right?
02:25:13 So even if we say that some smacking is okay, like spanking or whatever,
02:25:21 a spanking is supposed to be like you have rules, the kid knows ahead of time,
02:25:25 you explain the rules, if they don't obey, you smack them a little,
02:25:29 you explain afterwards.
02:25:31 Like you just lost control and smashed me in the face, right?
02:25:36 I mean, that's not ideal parenting, is it?
02:25:48 No, it's not ideal.
02:25:51 Okay.
02:25:53 And there was a lot of smacking, right?
02:25:57 And it was also spread across three kids, right?
02:26:03 Yes.
02:26:05 Right.
02:26:06 You were a naughty boy at times.
02:26:08 I'm sorry?
02:26:10 You were a naughty boy at times.
02:26:13 Oh, so we're back to like I caused it?
02:26:24 I mean, you just lied to me, do I get to smash you in the face now?
02:26:27 Like you lied to me repeatedly just over the course of this conversation
02:26:30 about some really important things.
02:26:33 Do I get to smash you in the face, knock you across the room because you lied to me,
02:26:36 because you're a naughty boy, you're a naughty dad?
02:26:38 Is that okay? Am I allowed to do that?
02:26:40 Or is that bad? I should just not smack you for being naughty and disrespectful and lying to me?
02:26:49 I would prefer that you don't smack me.
02:26:52 So that's my whole childhood right there, dad.
02:26:55 That's my whole fucking childhood. I would prefer that you don't smack me.
02:27:00 See how that works? It's kind of a universal thing, wouldn't you say?
02:27:03 You prefer not to get smacked and I, as a kid, you know, when you were five or ten times my size,
02:27:08 I also kind of preferred to not get smacked, right?
02:27:13 And you and I both know that had nothing to do with discipline, dad.
02:27:18 You lost it. You lost your shit. You lashed out and you hit your kids.
02:27:23 And don't talk to... If you had an ounce of discipline, if discipline worked,
02:27:27 then you would have been able to restrain yourself.
02:27:30 And maybe I would have been spanked, but I wouldn't have been knocked halfway across the room.
02:27:34 Like you just lashed out, you lost it, you screamed, you hit.
02:27:39 There was not a tiny bit of self-control. It was complete lack of self-control.
02:27:43 You just acted out, you lashed out.
02:27:45 Okay, so this has nothing to do with discipline.
02:27:48 I could have handled being hit if it had been disciplined.
02:27:51 Like, "I'm sorry I have to do this, son, but this is the rules. You know the rules.
02:27:54 Here's a couple of smacks. I explained to you why I've done it.
02:27:57 And you never lost your temper. You never lost your shit."
02:28:00 You know, you and I both know what happened.
02:28:02 You come home and you're in a bad mood, something happens, mum riles you up,
02:28:05 or I do something you don't like, and you just, "Bah!" You just smash out, right?
02:28:09 There's nothing about discipline about any of this.
02:28:14 It was just anger. It was just losing your shit.
02:28:18 Boiling over.
02:28:20 That's why you said it was a lot of stress at work and so on, right?
02:28:23 So you were having tough stuff in your life, and you took it out on your kids.
02:28:30 But let's not talk about discipline or respect or responsibility or any of that shit.
02:28:34 I mean, that's not what was happening.
02:28:36 Things were going tough for you, you took it out on your kids.
02:28:41 It had nothing to do with discipline or good parenting or theories about respect
02:28:45 or you would have, if I hadn't have done that, because that's never what happened.
02:28:49 What happened was you're in a bad mood and you lashed out.
02:28:58 And you said that. You said you tried running a business, right?
02:29:01 It's really stressful.
02:29:04 So you lied to me again because you said it was about discipline and respect,
02:29:07 and it wasn't. It's just about stress, right?
02:29:17 Yes.
02:29:18 Now, how was I punished when I lied to you as a kid?
02:29:20 If I lied to you about really important things as a kid, how was I punished?
02:29:25 Physically.
02:29:26 Right. So now you're lying to me about really important things,
02:29:29 but you're saying, "Please don't hit me."
02:29:33 And you see, as a kid I had way more excuses.
02:29:37 You're a grown-ass adult, right?
02:29:41 I mean, you're in your 50s or your 60s or like you're a grown-ass adult
02:29:45 and you're lying to me.
02:29:46 I was a little kid, I got beaten for lying.
02:29:48 You're a grown adult, you're lying.
02:29:52 But you see, now beating is really, it's just wrong.
02:29:54 It's just not what you should do, man.
02:29:56 Even though I had way more excuses as a kid than you do as an adult, right?
02:30:04 Truth.
02:30:06 And why is it up to me to bring this stuff up, right?
02:30:12 Do you not, I'm just curious, I mean, do you ever think about
02:30:15 what you did in the past and the good and the bad and the right and the wrong?
02:30:18 I mean, you're a Christian, right?
02:30:19 You know that Jesus says, "Whatever you do to the least among me,
02:30:22 so do you also do to me." You know that Jesus says, "Whoever harms the children,
02:30:27 it is better for a millstone to be hung around his neck and be dropped into the ocean."
02:30:30 That Jesus specifically is about the protection of children.
02:30:33 I'm just curious, I mean, do you think about this stuff?
02:30:38 Do you ever sort of reminisce or ruminate or review what you did?
02:30:42 Or is it just kind of like, just kind of blur of the now or something?
02:30:49 I see you left out the "spare the rod" part from the Bible.
02:30:53 Yeah, but the rod is instruction. The rod is not a beating stick, right?
02:30:57 The rod is like a shepherd guides his sheep. He doesn't beat the sheep with the rod.
02:31:01 He uses the rod to guide his sheep through the wilderness.
02:31:04 So "spare the rod, spoil the child" is if you don't give any moral instruction,
02:31:09 words, like not beatings. If you don't give moral instruction to your children,
02:31:13 then they will not tend to end up very well. They're spoiled, right?
02:31:17 And that makes perfect sense to me. You're supposed to morally instruct your children.
02:31:20 I mean, we're not supposed to be raised like wolves, right? So yeah, that makes sense.
02:31:24 I mean, but did you ever look up the meaning of that phrase?
02:31:27 Or did you just say, "Oh, that means beat your kids!"
02:31:29 Because that's bullshit, right? I mean, I was supposed to study for tests, right?
02:31:33 Like when I was a kid, I didn't just say, "Well, I think I know what it means,"
02:31:36 and then write it down and get the wrong answer, right?
02:31:38 If I didn't study for it, if you said to me, "Son, you need to study for this test,"
02:31:42 and you said, "Ah, I already know the answers," right?
02:31:44 And then I failed the test, I would get beaten, right?
02:31:49 So you failed a test called "Don't hit your children,"
02:31:51 because you just assumed this word "rod" meant "beat your children,"
02:31:55 without ever looking it up. And, you know, the Internet was around,
02:31:58 or you could have gone to the church, you know?
02:32:01 So you had a test called "parenthood," you didn't even study for it, you failed it.
02:32:06 And if I failed the fucking spelling bee, I could get screamed at or hit.
02:32:09 You failed an entire thing called "parenting."
02:32:13 And I'm supposed to be, what, like, "Oh, it's fine. No worries."
02:32:17 Water under the bridge, man. What's past is past. No biggie.
02:32:26 So spelling tests are really important, but actual parenting is not so important.
02:32:30 Sorry, go ahead.
02:32:33 I was going to say, you cut out there for a bit, so I'm just going to jump in.
02:32:38 No. Actually, no, I think I'm too far back. Continue.
02:32:46 Well, I was just saying that a spelling test apparently is really important,
02:32:54 and you should yell at and beat your kids for a spelling test they fail,
02:32:57 but apparently parenting just isn't really that important.
02:33:00 Like, actually learning how to parent is completely unimportant,
02:33:04 and you should never experience any negative repercussions for bad parenting.
02:33:09 But if you're a kid and you don't study properly for a test,
02:33:12 or you think you know the answers but you're wrong, then you get yelled at or beaten.
02:33:16 So spelling tests when you're eight years old, super important.
02:33:20 Twenty years of parenting, getting wrong, doesn't matter at all, right?
02:33:35 Say some logic there.
02:33:37 But you kind of fucked up, Dad. Honestly, you kind of fucked up.
02:33:41 You beat your kids, you screamed at your kids, and then later on now,
02:33:45 but I'm talking to you about it, you lie about it and say, "No, it's great parenting.
02:33:48 Oh, I could have done some things better. No, but I was stressed."
02:33:50 You're just changing your story all the time. This is just bullshit, right?
02:33:54 You understand, you're just making stuff up.
02:33:57 And honestly, it's kind of embarrassing to look at.
02:34:03 But yeah, you owe us some apologies and you owe us some restitution,
02:34:08 because you did fuck up a lot as a father.
02:34:11 I mean, as a husband too, which is why you got divorced.
02:34:13 You either fucked up as a husband or you fucked up in choosing your bride.
02:34:18 Either way, we kids suffered, right?
02:34:21 There was horrible fighting, yelling, screaming, a divorce, a new mom, right?
02:34:28 It's all messed up for us, right?
02:34:30 You're the head of the family, right? You're a Christian, you're the head of the family.
02:34:32 Everything that happens in the family, it's ultimately on you, right?
02:34:36 You're a Christian, you're the head of the family.
02:34:40 But you fucked up a lot, right? Is that fair to say?
02:34:52 Yes.
02:34:54 And I appreciate that honesty.
02:34:56 You understand what a distance we've traveled in 10 or 15 minutes.
02:35:01 So yeah, here's what I need.
02:35:02 I need you to, this is what I need to start the sort of healing process here.
02:35:06 I don't know, I know you hate this new age shit or whatever,
02:35:08 but this is the honest process, right?
02:35:09 Like when I was a kid, I was supposed to say sorry if I fucked up, right?
02:35:12 So here's what I need you to do, Dad.
02:35:14 I need you to write down the things that you regret as a father.
02:35:17 I need you to write them down and write it down for each of the kids, right?
02:35:20 You've got time. I know you've got time.
02:35:22 I mean, we jawbone about politics every weekend, so I know you have time.
02:35:26 I need you to write down the things that you did that were wrong as a parent
02:35:31 and the effect that you think it had on us.
02:35:33 Now listen, I'm perfectly happy to hear, not happy, I shouldn't say that.
02:35:36 I'm perfectly willing to hear about how difficult your childhood was
02:35:40 and the negative things that happened to you and what your dad did that was bad or wrong.
02:35:44 Because I get that you're the product of an environment just like I am.
02:35:48 But we've got to dig this shit up and get these bodies out there
02:35:51 because right now, like my life is kind of fucked, right?
02:35:54 And I'm not blaming you. I'm an adult. I'm not saying it's all on you,
02:35:57 but there's an influence, there's an effect.
02:35:59 I've got no girlfriend. I've got a dead-end job.
02:36:02 We're not able to solve this as a family, right?
02:36:05 You're not sitting me down saying, "Son, what's going on? You're not dating.
02:36:08 You're a dead-end job. What can I do? How can I help?"
02:36:11 We're just jawbone about politics like that's going to change a thing.
02:36:14 So I just need you to write down.
02:36:17 Listen, I'll write down the things that I think I did wrong as a kid.
02:36:20 I'm not making this a one-way street, but I really do need you to write down
02:36:23 the stuff that you think you did wrong, how you could have done it better,
02:36:26 what the causality was, because that takes the burden off me.
02:36:29 Because you're still saying, "Well, it wasn't my fault because maybe your mom was difficult
02:36:34 or my job was difficult, it was stressful, or you wait until you have kids.
02:36:38 Kids drive you crazy." But I just need you.
02:36:41 I mean, you were the adult, I was the kid, right?
02:36:43 So you've got to take 100% ownership of how you parented, right?
02:36:46 You can't blame your kids. You can't blame your wife, because that's kind of pathetic, right?
02:36:49 And false. You're in charge of yourself, right?
02:36:53 So I need you to write down all of these things.
02:36:55 And I think it would be helpful for my brothers, too.
02:36:57 Just write down the things that you did that were wrong and why you did them,
02:37:02 at least in your theory, so that I don't take it personally, right?
02:37:05 Because to have a dad hit you or beat you or smack you, as you say,
02:37:08 or scream at you all the time and call your names, it's kind of soul-crushing in a way, right?
02:37:13 So I just need you to write down these things so that I can lift this burden off my shoulders.
02:37:17 I would consider it a great personal favor for you to do that.
02:37:21 Is that something you would do?
02:37:26 Listen, I've said sorry, you know, and I understand this is hard for you,
02:37:33 but don't give me directions. Don't give me orders.
02:37:36 You don't give me orders, okay?
02:37:39 You don't tell me to write whatever down. I don't do that.
02:37:44 I'm sorry. I'm not writing.
02:37:46 Sorry, when did you hear me give you an order?
02:37:50 When you told me to write these things down.
02:37:52 I told you, I would take, I just told you literally, literally 10 seconds ago,
02:37:56 I told you I would take it as a great personal favor.
02:37:58 Did you hear that? I'm not sure what you've got in your ears, but did you hear that?
02:38:05 You cut out that 10 seconds ago, you literally just told me what?
02:38:09 About 10 seconds ago, I literally told you, first of all, I never gave you an order.
02:38:14 I said I would consider it a great personal favor if you would write down the things you did wrong
02:38:19 as a parent and why you did them.
02:38:25 A favor is not an order. Can we at least agree on the language of that?
02:38:30 Yes.
02:38:31 Okay, so don't accuse me of giving you orders when I'm asking for favors, okay?
02:38:39 Okay.
02:38:40 So if I ask you to do it for me as a personal favor,
02:38:42 and to do it for my siblings as a personal favor, would you do it?
02:38:52 I'll do it.
02:38:54 Fantastic.
02:38:56 All right, so I'm going to end the role play here and to tell me what you thought.
02:38:59 Okay.
02:39:02 Now then, you probably wouldn't do it, right?
02:39:04 You'd have to give them a deadline and, you know, three days or whatever.
02:39:07 Don't give me deadlines.
02:39:08 It's like, no, it's okay.
02:39:10 I mean, you can survive.
02:39:11 You have deadlines all the time at work.
02:39:12 You have deadlines in taxes.
02:39:13 You have deadlines all the time.
02:39:15 You can handle a deadline, right?
02:39:17 So tell me what you thought of the role play.
02:39:21 I thought it was interesting.
02:39:24 We covered ground I'd never even thought to cover.
02:39:30 You were very -- a lot more assertive, obviously, than I would have been
02:39:37 or I've ever been within.
02:39:38 Well, that's only because it's not my father, right?
02:39:40 I mean, when I was with my father, it was more scary, right?
02:39:43 I mean, this is role play.
02:39:44 So don't take that as a standard.
02:39:45 That's just be role playing rather than it's my dad, right,
02:39:49 so I can understand to be more alarming.
02:39:52 Cool.
02:39:54 Yeah, the swearing part was interesting.
02:39:58 Go on.
02:39:59 That was interesting because that's one of his rules.
02:40:03 Don't swear in his house.
02:40:04 Don't let him swear.
02:40:05 Or you can swear until he tells you to stop, that kind of thing.
02:40:08 But doesn't he never tell you when you're growing up?
02:40:13 Oh, he swore.
02:40:14 Yeah, yeah, okay, that's why I said I've heard you swear a million times.
02:40:17 And that kind of distraction, like let's have a stupid rule that doesn't
02:40:19 really mean anything, it's like we're talking about beating children.
02:40:23 It's like, but don't say a bad word.
02:40:25 It's like, come on, let's get a hierarchy of values that makes some kind of sense here, right?
02:40:29 Yeah, that's it, 100%, yeah.
02:40:34 Yeah, it led to an amicable, or like a friendly sort of resolution.
02:40:44 Well, not exactly friendly because, I mean, he would postpone it and then he would say that you were bullying him or being,
02:40:51 like, I'll get to it when I get to it, stop harassing me, stop bullying.
02:40:53 So he'd postpone it and then it would be like a bunch of defenses.
02:40:57 Like this wouldn't resolve like that.
02:41:00 Like he wouldn't be honest and direct about the things he did wrong and why, right?
02:41:05 No.
02:41:07 But, you know, the thing is asking someone who's selfish for something is really important because either they're going to do it,
02:41:14 in which case they're not selfish for some reason, or they're not going to do it,
02:41:18 or they're going to do it badly, or they're going to do it in some passive aggressive way or something,
02:41:21 in which case it's like, okay, I can't ask for anything from this person.
02:41:24 I can make a decision on the relationship based on that.
02:41:30 Yeah, that sounds fair. Tough.
02:41:35 You heard how much he lied, right?
02:41:39 Yeah.
02:41:40 He lied about everything and didn't even seem to notice.
02:41:44 I was a perfect parent. No, I hit you out of stress. It's like, come on, man, you can't have both, right?
02:41:51 Yeah, yeah. He's pivoted like that before on the fly.
02:41:57 Yeah, it's quite annoying.
02:41:59 Well, and usually when you catch people on those pivots, as he did in the roleplay,
02:42:02 he just wants to leave the relationship. He just wants to leave the conversation, right?
02:42:05 Like that's cowardly, right? That's really pussy. Pussyfied, right?
02:42:09 Yeah, yeah. He's walked off before mid-convo, stuff like that.
02:42:13 Oh, see, that's also very instructive.
02:42:15 So if you have a voice in a conversation and the other...
02:42:18 You're trying to have a voice in a conversation, the other person leaves, it's like,
02:42:21 "Okay, well, I just can't have a voice in this conversation."
02:42:24 Then you... "I can't have a voice in this relationship."
02:42:26 Like if I say something this person doesn't like, right?
02:42:30 It's like me and social media.
02:42:32 If you say something that this person doesn't like, there's no relationship.
02:42:34 Okay, then there's no relationship.
02:42:38 Then let's not mouth off about politics and pretend like we're having a relationship.
02:42:41 Does that make sense?
02:42:43 Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense.
02:42:47 All right. All right. All right.
02:42:49 So yeah, that would be sort of...
02:42:51 Whether you have that conversation or not with your dad, I don't know.
02:42:53 But I think it's a good time to...
02:42:57 You got to act now because it's just going to get tougher as you go.
02:43:01 If you don't act now, you're just promising yourself in the future you're never going to act.
02:43:06 Right? Because if you say, "Well, I'll do it when it's harder."
02:43:08 It's too hard to do now, I'll do it when it's harder.
02:43:10 You're just promising yourself to never do it at all.
02:43:14 You're actually the first person who's put it to me in that way.
02:43:19 Most people, if they kind of tentatively bring up the girlfriend aspect of it, they kind of pussyfoot around.
02:43:28 But yeah, you really went straight for the truth of it.
02:43:34 And I appreciate that.
02:43:36 I knew talking to you, you do this with people.
02:43:41 You kind of just tell the truth regardless of people's feelings.
02:43:47 Well, I'm caring. No, no, listen.
02:43:49 I'm caring about your feelings.
02:43:51 I don't want you to be horribly depressed in your 30s.
02:43:54 I care about your feelings. I'm doing this for your feelings.
02:43:56 To help with your feelings.
02:43:59 Yeah.
02:44:01 I don't want you to wake up one day and be like, "I have no life and what's my life for?"
02:44:05 That nihilism, that's really dangerous shit, man.
02:44:08 You really are playing with fire, postponing stuff, because it may get really, really bad.
02:44:14 So no, this is exactly for your feelings that I'm blunt.
02:44:18 If I say, "Well, I'm going to sit on the couch for another six months, then I'm going to run the marathon,"
02:44:24 I'm just going to be even weaker to run the marathon, right?
02:44:27 Yeah.
02:44:29 Yeah.
02:44:31 All right, man. Well, will you keep me posted about how it's going?
02:44:35 Yeah, I will.
02:44:37 All right. Well, thanks for the convo. I appreciate you hanging in there.
02:44:39 I know it was a bit tough at times, but I really do appreciate the conversation.
02:44:43 And I'm glad that you pushed for the call, and I look forward to hearing how it's going.
02:44:50 All right, cool. Thanks, Stefan. Thanks for everything.
02:44:52 Bye.
02:44:53 Thank you.