Skam Temporada 1 Capítulo 3 - (Español) (1)
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00:00 No.
00:00 I had to find a way to get to Stavrolindus.
00:02 I'm so fucking sad.
00:04 Hungry.
00:05 I miss you.
00:07 You look like a slut.
00:09 Mirka, yellow!
00:10 Maybe I should have brought some water with me.
00:16 You invited a lot of people to the cabin, who actually asked me and Rekscula to...
00:20 Two people.
00:21 Can I see the report? I don't understand what's going on.
00:23 I told you, it's all dark.
00:25 Why are you just standing there in the palm of my hand?
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01:03 I'll call you later, okay?
01:05 Yes.
01:07 Eva, listen.
01:18 I'm sorry.
01:20 If I knew that cabin trip was so important to you, I wouldn't have invited all those guys.
01:25 If I knew that cabin trip wasn't so important to you, I would have stayed home.
01:30 It was important to me.
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01:36 But like...
01:40 Like what?
01:43 It's important to me to be with my friends.
01:48 And it's usually important to you, too.
01:53 It's important to me.
01:55 But it's not important to me to be with your friends.
01:57 I told you, you could bring your friends.
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02:03 Can't you just...
02:11 Sleep with someone else?
02:12 That's not what I meant.
02:14 But that's what you think.
02:17 I don't know what the right answer is.
02:28 You can be honest with me.
02:30 Honestly?
02:32 Eva, you're the coolest girl I know.
02:41 And you're pretty, cute, smart and funny.
02:46 But...
02:48 I don't understand what the problem is.
02:51 You need to make new friends.
02:54 Make new friends!
02:57 Everyone who thinks of you as a friend is very lucky.
03:01 I don't know what to say.
03:09 I nailed it.
03:11 You nailed it.
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06:09 Hello?
06:36 You good?
06:38 Yeah.
06:40 I'll sit here.
06:48 Hi.
06:54 Are you...
06:56 What?
06:58 "Juho."
07:00 Good morning!
07:03 How are you?
07:05 Today we're going to work on the homework you did during the holidays.
07:12 Are we going to answer the book again?
07:14 Yes.
07:16 Fuck.
07:17 Eva, what does the main character of this story do?
07:23 What does it do?
07:32 Does she feel lonely?
07:35 Nora, I don't want you to answer for Eva.
07:39 She hadn't found her homework yet.
07:42 I'm just helping her.
07:44 You asked incorrectly.
07:47 The correct way would be,
07:49 "What are the main characters of the story like?"
07:53 You're right. I'm sorry.
07:55 Cristal?
07:57 I'm from Madrid.
07:58 Okay.
08:00 That's why I don't have any friends.
08:03 Like in Oslo.
08:05 Oh, yeah.
08:08 I'm sorry about that.
08:13 It's the smell of cops.
08:19 Okay.
08:21 I can do it. Listen.
08:27 "Culture-relativistic."
08:30 You said it.
08:33 Culture-relavitistic.
08:35 No, it's not relativistic. It's relativistic.
08:38 Oh.
08:39 You should have been six years younger.
08:41 You're not that young.
08:43 Maybe you were a lot younger.
08:45 Hi! Thanks for last time.
08:50 Hi. I don't remember if I said hello properly.
08:53 I was a bit out. Crazy.
08:55 Eva.
08:57 I just wanted to say how nice it was of you to help me.
09:03 No, no. It was nothing.
09:05 We were wondering if you had a Russian bus.
09:09 No.
09:10 That's great. We just made a new bus.
09:13 We really want you to join us.
09:16 I don't know. I haven't started thinking about Russian time.
09:20 It's actually quite important to think about that.
09:24 If you want to be on a business bus,
09:26 I don't know how it is in Trondheim,
09:29 but here in Oslo you have to plan long before
09:32 if you don't end up on a bad bus or being a good Russian.
09:36 I hope so.
09:38 Being Russian isn't just about Russian time.
09:40 It's about social and co-operation.
09:44 Think of it as a sect.
09:52 When you first get in, you don't get out again.
09:54 It all ends with a collective, social suicide
09:58 in a ditch on Tryvann, 17th of May, 2018.
10:02 She's just kidding.
10:05 Do you want to join us on a bus meeting?
10:08 Friday after school?
10:10 Yes, okay.
10:14 That's so cool.
10:16 If you have any friends, you just have to bring them.
10:20 I'm pretty sure...
10:22 See you then.
10:24 What the fuck was that?
10:43 What?
10:45 I saw you sucking on his cheek.
10:47 He's rubbing his eyes.
10:49 Yes!
10:51 Who is she?
10:53 H, like I had a drug problem.
11:09 Or H, like I sometimes have problems.
11:14 Hi!
11:17 Hi!
11:19 Is this Nova?
11:23 Hi.
11:24 I was going to ask if you've talked to Chris.
11:27 No.
11:28 We can't have a bus meeting with her
11:30 because her mother is having a wedding.
11:32 And we can't have it with me because it'll be a bit late.
11:35 So I was wondering if we could have it with you.
11:38 Me?
11:40 Yes.
11:41 But how many are we?
11:44 Do you want to join us?
11:46 What?
11:47 The bus meeting.
11:48 Bus?
11:49 But this is...
11:50 We're going to make the world's fattest Russian bus.
11:53 Do you want to join us?
11:55 No.
11:56 Then the three of us.
12:02 Hi!
12:03 Say hi to Sanna, who will be joining us at the bus meeting.
12:11 How do you know each other?
12:15 We met at a Ramadan program in Moscow.
12:18 She's kidding. We have German together.
12:28 But you want to join us at the bus meeting?
12:32 Yes.
12:33 Yes.
12:36 Is that okay?
12:39 Yes.
12:41 What's the problem?
12:43 No, um...
12:45 Since you're a Muslim,
12:47 isn't it that Muslims aren't allowed to be Russian?
12:54 No, you'll be punished with a stone.
12:58 When is the bus meeting?
13:04 Tomorrow at the hostel.
13:06 Me?
13:07 I don't know where you live, so just give me your address.
13:11 Goodbye.
13:12 Goodbye.
13:14 That means goodbye.
13:21 She can't join us at the bus meeting.
13:24 Why not?
13:26 We gave her a chance. It was really cool.
13:30 We?
13:32 You're not even on the bus.
13:34 If she's joining us, I'm in.
13:37 What?
13:39 Oh, no.
13:47 We have a big advantage over the other buses.
13:59 I've already bought a big party.
14:03 If you can buy a dorolo for 40,000 kroner on credit,
14:07 we'll give you a 60,000 kroner bonus.
14:13 I've made a budget.
14:15 This budget is for you to earn 50,000 kroner
14:20 on the side of the dorolo sale.
14:23 I need you to have a plan
14:26 on how you'll earn the rest of the money.
14:32 Is there something?
14:33 We're wasting our time on this dorolo sale.
14:36 You don't need a budget when there aren't enough people on the bus.
14:39 It's actually important to have an overview of my income.
14:43 Listen, we're the biggest losers at school.
14:46 Unless you want us to end up in a loser van,
14:49 we need a plan.
14:51 We're not the biggest losers at school.
14:53 Didn't you get thrown out of another bus?
14:56 I wasn't thrown out.
14:59 You were.
15:01 Listen, Hilde.
15:03 It'll be very difficult for me to work with you
15:05 if you're completely in denial.
15:07 Can't you just realize that we're losers?
15:09 Do you think you're a loser?
15:12 Hello? I'm a Muslim girl in this white, faithless country.
15:16 I'm the biggest loser of all.
15:18 You're talking so maturely.
15:21 Thanks.
15:22 What's the point? What do you want us to do?
15:25 First of all, we need to get more girls.
15:29 A thousand. Cool girls.
15:32 How do we get them?
15:35 Ask them.
15:36 Wrong. We don't ask anyone.
15:38 The cool girls ask us.
15:41 But first, we need to get something we don't have.
15:45 A word with four letters.
15:49 Spend.
15:50 Cred.
15:51 Spend is five letters, Chris.
15:54 Spend.
15:56 Okay, we need to find out who has the best bus,
16:06 get on a bus of ours, and get a roll-over.
16:10 Any ideas how we can do that?
16:14 You need to hook up with them.
16:18 Are you serious?
16:19 You?
16:20 Yes, I'm not hooking up.
16:22 Okay, so we're not hooking up, but what are you doing?
16:26 Are you kidding me?
16:27 I'm saving the roof of the Dorulmete with a strategic, well-functioning plan,
16:32 and you're wondering what I'm doing?
16:35 Do you have a boyfriend?
16:39 I do.
16:41 How old is he?
16:43 Ninety-nine.
16:45 Stupid.
16:47 You're not serious.
16:50 You're the prettiest of all of us.
16:52 It's a waste if you go around with a boyfriend.
16:55 But...
16:58 Honestly, it's completely ridiculous.
17:02 What?
17:04 You can't sit here and beg us to exchange our sexuality for cred.
17:11 You're crazy.
17:13 No, I'm being honest.
17:15 Girls in Norway exchange sex for money, popularity and approval every single day.
17:20 You might not agree with the values behind it, and I'm not,
17:24 but you can't sit here and pretend it's something new to you.
17:27 It's your culture.
17:28 So if you think it's so stupid, I suggest you go out and try to change it,
17:32 instead of sitting here and criticizing.
17:41 But it's a bit rude of you to ask Eva to break up with your girlfriend.
17:45 It was a suggestion.
17:47 If she's so in love with her boyfriend, I think it's more important than what I say.
17:51 She can think for herself. She's not a child.
17:55 I think this will be good.
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