(1961-1962)
Production : UPA
January 15, 1961
Production : UPA
January 15, 1961
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00:00 [music]
00:07 The Dick Tracy Show!
00:11 [music]
00:25 [music]
00:27 Okay, Chief. I'll get on it right away.
00:30 Dick Tracy calling Joe Jitsu. Calling Joe Jitsu.
00:33 Go ahead, please.
00:35 Joe, the world's most vicious criminal, Flat Top, has stolen the world's most valuable piece of jewelry,
00:40 the Singleton Tiara, belonging to the Duchess of Spiffingham.
00:44 Flat Top last seen in vicinity of Madame Tosso's wax museum in London.
00:48 Six to and even. Over and out.
00:51 Ah, so Joe Jitsu use Rajik.
00:55 Flat Top very clever.
00:57 Put honorable tiara on head of wax figure of Duchess of Spiffingham.
01:01 So we think it fake tiara.
01:03 [music]
01:06 There you are, Duchess. The real thing.
01:09 Stunning, isn't it?
01:11 Step along now, folks. The tour starts here.
01:14 Now, don't crowd now.
01:16 Here we have amazingly lifelike wax figures of the famous American detective, Dick Tracy,
01:23 the internationally known Joe Jitsu, and the infamous arch criminal, Flat Top.
01:30 And over here we have the Duchess of Spiffingham wearing a replica of a priceless Singleton Tiara.
01:37 And over here we have the...
01:39 Replica is not replica.
01:41 Replica is real, McCoy.
01:44 Why, it's Joe Jitsu.
01:47 Ah, so, tiara has disappear.
01:49 Ah, having reason to suspect Flat Top are on premises.
01:53 I must get rid of that cop.
01:56 Bon voyage, Duchess.
01:58 [laughs]
02:02 So, this proves conclusively Flat Top are on premises.
02:07 One look and he lose his head over my lovely tiara.
02:13 So, our finding crew, tiara just sitting there.
02:17 [laughs]
02:20 Ah, have honorable surprise for you, Flat Top.
02:24 Better to have wax head in hand than real head in wax hand.
02:29 And now, Flat Top, you and robbery tiara are pleased to accompany me to headquarter.
02:35 Joe get you sooner or later.
02:38 Hold everything, please.
02:40 Joe Jitsu, calling Dick Tracy.
02:42 Come in, Joe. Are you at the wax museum?
02:45 Have you recovered the Singleton Tiara?
02:47 Correct, Mr. Tracy. Have recovered tiara.
02:50 Good, Joe. Wrap up the case and report back to me by wrist radio.
02:54 Will do so soon.
02:56 Case of wax museum rapidly reaching merting point.
03:00 Six to one, over and out.
03:04 I should have known.
03:05 Wax, I get my lovely tiara back.
03:09 I'll grab it from him and run.
03:12 Flat Top, I am crossing in on you.
03:16 What happen?
03:18 I saw Egyptian terraform boot or suspicious object in wax museum.
03:23 [door opens]
03:25 Just as I suspect, are not form boots at all.
03:29 Are men disguised as large bandage.
03:32 I take tiara now.
03:34 Very funny.
03:35 Mummy now look like randry.
03:38 In fact, is randry.
03:39 Ter, ter, gray.
03:41 Must find washing machine and make test.
03:44 And now, ladies and gentlemen, before your very eyes, some wash day magic.
03:51 And presto, test our huge success.
03:54 Dirty crook Flat Top or wash top.
03:58 [gulping]
04:01 And that, folks, is the end of our tour.
04:04 We're right back at the start.
04:06 Let's take a last look at Dick Tracy and Joe Jitsu and the fiendish Flat Top.
04:12 Remember, it's all artificial.
04:15 None of it is real.
04:17 Joe Jitsu calling Dick Tracy.
04:19 Come in, Joe.
04:21 Happy to report Duchess are regaining Singleton tiara.
04:25 Penitentiary are regaining Flat Top.
04:27 Great work, Joe. You've done it again.
04:30 Thank you, Honorable Dick Tracy.
04:32 Old proverb say, square criminal with Flat Top never have to worry about how round handle fit.
04:41 [music]
04:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]