(1961-1962)
Production : UPA
February 5, 1961
Production : UPA
February 5, 1961
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TVTranscription
00:00 [music]
00:08 The Dick Tracy Show!
00:11 [music]
00:29 Okay, Chief. I'll get on it right away.
00:32 Dick Tracy calling Hemlock Homes. Calling Hemlock Homes.
00:35 Go ahead, Tracy.
00:37 Two bandits have robbed retired millionaire of his last million.
00:40 Pairs seen fleeing north on Route 40 driving stolen black sedan.
00:44 Estimated speed 100 miles per hour.
00:46 Call the retouchables and cut them off.
00:49 I'll pinpoint them, sir.
00:51 Good. Six to an even over and out.
00:54 Calling the retouchables.
00:56 Take off in helicopter in pursuit of stolen black sedan going north on Route 40.
01:01 Blue sedan south on North 40.
01:03 No, black and blue sedan east on West 40.
01:06 No, west on South 40.
01:08 Hold on, men. Wait for me.
01:10 Wait, I say. Confound it when I say wait. I mean wait.
01:15 [gunshot]
01:18 That's what I mean.
01:20 [music]
01:26 Hey, mumbles. We got a chopper on our tail.
01:29 Looks like a copper chopper. My name isn't Stooge Villa.
01:33 [garbled]
01:35 What'd you say, mumbles?
01:37 [garbled]
01:40 Yeah, you're right. We better step on it.
01:43 Give it a gun, son.
01:45 [gunshot]
01:46 Ha ha! We're losing them. We gotta move.
01:49 [gunshot]
01:51 Uh-oh. Let me play it by the safe side, eh?
01:55 Yeah. We're in trouble.
01:58 [garbled]
02:01 Yeah. Here comes the cops.
02:03 Stand by, men. I'm going after him.
02:06 The jig's up. Well, that's the way it crumbles, mumbles.
02:10 [garbled]
02:13 Say, that's a great idea. We'll give it a tumble, mumbles.
02:17 All right, you two crooks. Get him up.
02:20 [garbled]
02:23 What did he mumble?
02:25 He said we're just a couple of traveling salesmen.
02:28 Traveling salesmen, eh? So what do you sell?
02:32 Uh, well, uh...
02:34 [garbled]
02:37 Yeah, just like he said. Green goods, officer.
02:41 Green goods, eh? Well, I guess I got the wrong guys. Sorry, men.
02:45 That's okay, officer. But don't let it happen again,
02:49 or we'll sue you for every dime you got.
02:52 [thud]
02:53 Green goods, eh?
02:55 Adieu. This is it, copper.
02:58 [gunshot]
03:00 [fart]
03:01 It's not nice to pop a copper's tupper.
03:04 [fart]
03:06 Head for the old cave, mumbles.
03:08 Hold to rile fire. Take that, and that, and that.
03:12 Halt! Stop! I arrest you in the name of the law.
03:15 Now I've got you bottled up.
03:18 Hold it, men.
03:20 Hemlock Holmes calling Dick Tracy.
03:23 Go ahead, Hemlock.
03:24 Bandits held up. Situation under control.
03:27 Good work, Hemlock.
03:29 [fart]
03:30 [fart]
03:31 [fart]
03:32 [fart]
03:33 [fart]
03:34 This is your last chance. Come out with your hands up.
03:37 I'll count to ten. One.
03:39 [gunshot]
03:41 So they want to play rough.
03:43 Okay. Bring me the tear gas gun, boys, on the double.
03:47 Thanks. Now stand by with your hankies, boys.
03:50 This is going to be a tearjerker.
03:52 Drop the gas gun, funny face.
03:55 Like I said, drop it.
03:57 [gunshot]
03:58 [siren]
03:59 [siren]
04:02 [gunshot]
04:03 [coughing]
04:05 Ah, that did it.
04:07 Tear gas gets 'em every time.
04:09 Throw down your guns. I'm coming in.
04:11 [coughing]
04:12 We give up.
04:15 Walk out with your hands up.
04:17 [coughing]
04:20 Take charge of it, men.
04:22 While I report to Tracy.
04:24 Calling Dick Tracy.
04:27 Go ahead, Hemlock.
04:29 Crooks captured. Loot recovered.
04:33 Police work is hard, but don't let it get you down, Hemlock.
04:37 No, sir.
04:38 [coughing]
04:39 I'm the happiest cop in the world.
04:42 [crying]
04:44 [music]
04:59 [BLANK_AUDIO]