Mohawk Barberette

  • last year
Transcript
00:00 Is it much longer?
00:01 No.
00:02 They think she's going to work out.
00:04 Hey, does that thing hurt you?
00:07 We were swimming.
00:09 It was like a high school.
00:10 You went to swim?
00:11 No, we sat in the pool.
00:12 Oh, I'm going to send y'all going in.
00:14 We get to sit by the pool.
00:15 We get to sit by the pool.
00:16 Oh, I'm going to send y'all going in.
00:18 I've never been in a pool before.
00:19 Yeah, last night.
00:20 It was fun.
00:21 I'm leaving.
00:22 Put a big "V" in there.
00:24 Put an "S" inside of it.
00:26 It's still fun. Don't mess up your bow tie.
00:31 Interesting.
00:33 You have to take the clip off and do the ribbon.
00:36 She probably did not know that until now.
00:40 My back is itching like a motherfucker right now.
00:46 That buzzer is being hot.
00:48 Why are y'all laughing so hard?
00:52 Why are y'all laughing so hard?
00:56 You kind of got gaps right here.
00:58 That's where your brain is.
01:00 That's where your brain is.
01:01 That's where Matt pulled all your hair out.
01:03 That's where your brain is.
01:04 Did it hit the thing on your head?
01:05 I didn't have a bald spot there.
01:06 We didn't see it.
01:07 It's not a bald spot.
01:08 It's not a bald spot. It's an indention.
01:10 You look so cool.
01:12 You look so cool.
01:14 I think we should go to a lot smaller number.
01:20 What do you think of the shape of that part of your bill with no gums?
01:25 No, dude. That's a bald.
01:27 Yeah, we bald. We don't do that on here.
01:29 That's a motherfucker.
01:31 There's also a better chance of a crack here.
01:35 That looks good.
01:40 In fact, your mom's gonna have to talk to the ref a little bit.
01:45 They're gonna cut it off later.
01:50 I wasn't really decent while I had it.
01:53 Josh, is this good to clean?
01:55 Yeah, you can look weird, man.
01:57 What did you say?
01:58 This is how you get good luck with it?
02:01 Ah, that's hot.
02:03 How people can make it thinner, you know?
02:06 You can make it straighter, no matter how...
02:09 How do I get perfect like that, bro?
02:12 Yeah, I don't know.
02:15 That's not good.
02:17 Hold on. It might come up this way a little bit.
02:21 Also, she'll cut your finger like Dad cut hers.
02:23 Yeah, I already cut hers once.
02:26 Let's leave that over there.
02:29 Thanks, buddy.
02:31 Yeah, you just gel it up.
02:33 It's coming from a person that don't give a fuck.
02:35 [laughter]
02:43 Now, did we do--
02:44 When we were doing the longer one, did we do this or not, Craig?
02:47 We haven't touched that.
02:49 I wonder if we got a longer blade than the one that's--
02:51 No, no, you don't mess with that.
02:53 You don't mess with that?
02:54 No, I wouldn't mess with that.
02:56 We can get a little closer here.
02:57 Yeah, see?
03:02 I think you push the only thing straight in the back.
03:05 [laughter]
03:07 I wanted it to be straight, stock, without any--
03:10 Austin, Austin, good luck with that.
03:13 Go to my bathroom and get a comb.
03:15 Why?
03:16 Yeah, I'd like that.
03:17 Comb.
03:19 What about some of that gel stuff?
03:21 No, we're not putting that on right now.
03:23 It wouldn't be clean without it.
03:26 I'm going to freaking get in the shower.
03:30 But when you comb it--
03:32 Stop moving.
03:34 Put some Elmer's glue on it.
03:36 What did you say?
03:38 What did you say?
03:39 I'm not going to have any friends after this.
03:41 Now, comb it.
03:42 No, comb it in the direction it's growing.
03:45 No, straight.
03:46 [laughter]
03:51 It don't move.
03:52 It's combing all the hair out of it.
03:54 But you'll get all the straight hairs that are sticking out where she can see.
03:58 That's good.
03:59 Now, don't--damn, there you go.
04:02 [unintelligible]
04:05 I'm very thoughtful.
04:07 [laughter]
04:10 I'm going to get pillows.
04:12 Okay.
04:13 [unintelligible]
04:16 It looks good from the front.
04:17 You look good in the front.
04:19 You look good from the front.
04:21 It looks like he's got hair in his eye.
04:24 Thank you for your hand.
04:25 It's just because you've got hair on your back.
04:27 I know.
04:29 You missed the wax.
04:30 We might wax his back.
04:31 No.
04:32 Yeah, we did.
04:33 Will you finish it tonight?
04:34 Yeah, we'll wax it.
04:35 He's got some more hair if you all want to do it.
04:37 I can wax your back.
04:39 You're absolutely amazing.
04:40 You want to do it?
04:41 [unintelligible]
04:45 The only thing that's getting waxed on my body is my eyebrows.
04:49 We'll do that.
04:50 All right.
04:51 I just got a knife.
04:52 We'll pull off the organ.
04:53 We'll just take the running crosshair.
04:55 Look at my--
04:56 You want to do it for them again.
04:57 What if you stopped here?
04:58 I can't get it off.
04:59 He looks like Maddox.
05:02 That's what he looks like.
05:03 Oh, yeah.
05:04 [laughter]
05:05 You look like Maddox.
05:08 That's--
05:09 Angelina's adopted child.
05:11 Her adopted Cambodian child.
05:15 He looks like Maddox.
05:17 Cambodian.
05:18 [unintelligible]
05:20 I've got to wash off.
05:21 So cold.
05:22 That's bad.
05:23 I hate this.
05:25 Okay, go.
05:26 Tastes like apple.
05:27 Mr. Navy man, you're a wuss.
05:29 Don't start going, "Yeah, just fucking do it."
05:31 It doesn't do anything.
05:32 Yeah, just do that.
05:33 Just stand it up.
05:35 Yes.
05:38 Oh, there we go.
05:41 Mesa horny.
05:42 Why did we have Steve to do this?
05:44 Steve was not as cool.
05:45 That was bad.
05:46 Oh, that was--
05:47 See, now it looks straight.
05:48 Hold your head up straight.
05:49 Yes.
05:50 It's crooked.
05:51 No, no, no.
05:53 The part--
05:54 Your hair curves to the--
05:55 You got a little, like, calic in the back of your head.
05:58 Yeah, come on.
05:59 I got two calic.
06:00 I got a double crown back there.
06:01 That's what's wrong with it.
06:02 I'm fucking double crowning it.
06:03 Yeah, that's not her fault.
06:04 We just did our--
06:05 We just did on-