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00:00 Bonjour mes mignons.
00:01 Oh yeah, that's right!
00:02 I speak some French!
00:03 Except "mignon" in French means "cute."
00:07 You guys are adorable.
00:08 Speaking of the French, ever since I moved to France about a year ago, I've had loads
00:14 of people asking me what it's like to live with "the French."
00:17 You know, "the French."
00:21 So I thought I'd do a video kind of going over the stereotypes about the French.
00:24 The thing that I hear most often is that the French are rude.
00:27 Rude, rude motherfuckers who will only be rude to you.
00:30 I've got some French friends, and I've got some really good French friends, and honestly
00:34 I have not known that to be true.
00:36 Hello.
00:37 Hi, my little girl!
00:38 Hi, Angel.
00:39 How are you?
00:40 Tell me, Maria, was it you I saw with your yellow dress in the park today?
00:41 Yes!
00:42 Okay, listen Maria, you can't wear that kind of dress.
00:43 It's very ugly.
00:44 It's not possible to wear something like that.
00:45 Listen, can't you realize?
00:46 You could scare people.
00:47 I don't know, you'll get arrested by the police at the end.
00:48 Maria, you're not allowed to wear that kind of dress.
00:49 It's very ugly.
00:50 It's not possible to wear that kind of dress.
00:51 Listen, can't you realize?
00:52 You could scare people.
00:53 I don't know, you'll get arrested by the police at the end.
00:54 Maria, you're not allowed to wear that kind of dress.
00:55 It's very ugly.
00:56 It's not possible to wear something like that.
01:17 Listen, can't you realize?
01:18 You could scare people.
01:19 I don't know, you'll get arrested by the police at the end.
01:20 No, not at all, my little girl.
01:21 Do you want a coffee later?
01:22 Yes, of course.
01:23 My Angel.
01:24 I miss everything.
01:25 If a guy thinks you're pretty, he'll let you know.
01:26 You know, when I see you like this, you're beautiful.
01:27 You're gorgeous.
01:28 And you, when I see you, my heart tears apart.
01:29 It's just that two seconds later, the girl next to you might be just as pretty.
01:45 But more often than not, emotionally overreactive is not a good thing.
02:02 I'm sorry.
02:08 I'm sorry.
02:13 Stop it!
02:14 What are you doing?
02:34, I don't want to live in France anymore.
02:57 Holy fuck, what?
02:58 I'm sorry, I laughed.
02:59 Oh my God.
03:00 Where did it go?
03:01 Where did my hair go?
03:02 It actually doesn't look half bad.
03:03 It's like a natural layer.
03:04 Oh my God.
03:05 I look like Yosemite Sam.