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00:00 Alright, what's up?
00:03 I'm going to be showing you how to do your makeup today.
00:06 I've never done my makeup before, so I'm just going to be using whatever's in this bag.
00:12 What you will need is enough makeup so that none of your actual face shows.
00:18 So first what you need to do is make sure your face is clean.
00:21 Oh, this actually works.
00:23 Acne-free, oil-free, purifying cleanser by Original, and this is about 12 years old.
00:30 I found it in my bottom sink.
00:33 I think it's my mom's.
00:34 I don't know.
00:35 All the stuff's in my mom's.
00:36 So you're just going to have to get you some like that, and then get your face wet.
00:42 And just, just going to rub it all over your face.
00:48 It has these little microbeads so that it gets down and dirty in your pores.
00:53 You're just going to scrub until your skin starts peeling.
00:58 So like your nose and around your mouth until it feels raw.
01:02 Wash that off.
01:03 I don't have a towel with me, so this is just how I'm going to do it.
01:09 If it gets in your eye, it's okay.
01:12 If it burns, just throw some more water on there.
01:20 Avoid contact with eyes.
01:23 So I guess it's not okay if it gets in your eye, then you should call someone.
01:29 All right, I found a towel.
01:33 You can leave your face all wet if you want to.
01:36 All right, next, just going to brush my teeth.
01:39 You never know when you got to, when you got to smile.
01:50 Now we're all clean, got our face washed and teeth brushed.
01:56 We're going to start with some foundation.
01:59 I've seen this on the commercials.
02:02 It might be my skin tone.
02:03 If you don't use this one, then it's not going to turn out right.
02:06 So just find the Dream Fresh BB, like this color.
02:11 Two fingers, get it on two fingers.
02:16 And then, that seems right.
02:22 I think this is foundation.
02:24 Just rub it.
02:26 Just rub it all over your face so that all your imperfections and impurities disappear
02:34 everywhere so that no one knows that you are the color that you actually are.
02:40 Yeah, you're going to look ashy, but that's okay.
02:44 Ooh, I look glossy.
02:48 I don't get it.
02:49 Now that we've applied the foundation, we're going to start with, just grab something from
02:56 your bag and start with that.
02:58 Okay, there's this palette right here, so we're just going to use.
03:04 Okay, it's not a naked palette for all you bougie ladies, but it looks pretty good to
03:08 me.
03:09 You want to use a pretty thick brush if you've got a pretty thick eyelid.
03:12 If you've got a pretty thin eyelid, you want to use a pretty thin dabber like this.
03:20 I don't know if you can see it.
03:23 Yeah, like that.
03:24 Take whichever you feel like taking.
03:25 All right, let's just say we're all my skin tone.
03:28 So with makeup, you just got to eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
03:30 So we're just going to put eeny, meeny, miny, moe, and then you can come down and we're
03:34 using this one today.
03:36 One, two, three, four, and five, six, seven, eight.
03:43 So we're going to one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
03:53 Now we got to highlight the brow.
03:55 So you're going to get a lighter tone that's like 10 times lighter than your actual skin
03:59 tone, preferably about some white.
04:03 So below the brow.
04:07 If your eyebrows aren't literally popping out of your face, then you got to put more
04:10 white under that.
04:11 All right, now we need to put some color on that.
04:15 I like blue.
04:16 So I'm going to just go ahead and put my favorite color on my face because I know that's going
04:19 to make me happy.
04:20 So if you like blue, go ahead and get the bluest blue that you got.
04:23 And if you look like a aquamarine troll, it's okay what people say.
04:28 This is 737 Blue Had Me At Hello, De A La Blues by Wet n Wild Coloration.
04:38 I don't know who they are, but if you can find it, go ahead and use it because it's
04:42 not going to work if you don't use this.
04:43 Start with the brow bone.
04:46 A brush, something to apply it on.
04:49 Or you can just go ahead and say forget it and use your fingers.
04:52 You just got to go all the way across until you get to about there.
05:01 You already look beautiful.
05:02 I'm going to use a different finger.
05:04 I use my index, we're just going to go ahead and switch to boom right there.
05:09 Your entire eyelid, so just go ahead and blue it up.
05:13 What's your favorite color?
05:14 Blue?
05:15 All right, blue it up.
05:16 And if you're not ambidextrous, then just go ahead and move it around and get started.
05:25 No excuses, just do it.
05:31 Says even as it's gonna get.
05:33 So we got to go ahead and boop switch.
05:38 We're just going to start from the middle and then go outwards.
05:41 See that's nice.
05:42 That's that's nice.
05:43 Oh, wait, I got a loop around and then boop last one.
05:49 Now this one's kind of sparkly.
05:51 I don't really like sparkles, but this is for you guys.
05:54 So I'm gonna do it.
05:56 This might be smoky eyes.
05:57 So first comes a fire, not towards a smoke.
05:59 So I guess the green down here is fire and the smoke got to end up here.
06:04 It's got to be.
06:05 I know what you're thinking.
06:06 This is canceling out my highlight that we did at the beginning.
06:08 That's okay.
06:09 This is smoky eye.
06:10 This is how smoky eye works.
06:11 Put out that fire and then you see the smoke.
06:16 You might look like a raccoon.
06:18 Results may vary.
06:19 Now that we're done with that, wipe your hand on the nearest whatever you can wipe it on.
06:25 All right, I guess we can do eyebrows now.
06:27 Find a pencil with some color on it.
06:29 Not sure if this is for eyebrows, but it might be.
06:33 So we're just going ahead and use this for eyebrows.
06:36 Go to the weakest link first, the weakest eyebrow.
06:39 And then just fill it in.
06:45 However you've always wanted to be in life, you can be that today with your makeup.
06:49 So just draw whatever shape eyebrow you want.
06:52 There's actually no lead or makeup coming out of here, so I'm just scratching my eyebrows.
06:58 I'm going to just go ahead and change pencils.
07:00 If you can't find a durable eyebrow pencil or if you don't know what an eyebrow pencil
07:05 is, just grab something like this, like an eyeliner pencil.
07:09 That might work.
07:10 You got to flick that wrist.
07:13 You got to brush your eyebrow up right here at the beginnings.
07:17 In an upward motion, you got to up, up, up, up.
07:22 And then you come down like this.
07:26 There you go.
07:27 If you don't got no eyebrows, then you should have just started with the eyebrow pencil.
07:30 You don't got to flick nothing.
07:32 If you don't have eyebrow anything, just use eyeliner.
07:35 Like no one's going to be able to tell.
07:36 They're not going to be like, "Oh, you did your eyebrows with eyeliner stuff."
07:42 Because, you know, people can be hateful, but not that hateful.
07:46 Just paint your eyebrows on.
07:47 I'm not going to guide you on this part because we're all different people.
07:51 But I'm just letting you know, if you don't do like this, it's not going to work.
07:56 So you just got to come down.
07:59 Is this blue?
08:00 This is blue, but we're princesses today.
08:07 Princesses wear blue eyebrows.
08:08 Okay, now that we did that, we're going to do your eyelashes because you have nice eyelashes.
08:14 What I'm using is a flamingo.
08:17 It's called flamingo.
08:18 That's what it says right here.
08:21 It says flamingo.
08:22 I don't know what to tell you.
08:23 And then it has some writing that I can't understand.
08:26 Just find the one with the cheetah pin on it and if you don't find that one, then it's
08:31 not going to work.
08:32 Get like this much and then just go for it.
08:36 It's going to feel uncomfortable because you're not used to having things sit on your eyelashes,
08:42 but that's okay.
08:43 Beauty is uncomfortable.
08:44 Get a little brown if you're right-handed.
08:47 If you're ambidextrous, then get out of here because you don't need my help.
08:54 If you get clumps, that's okay.
08:57 Okay, I think we're done with the eyelashes.
09:01 If you have fake limbs, go ahead and put them on, but all this is fake, so let's just go
09:08 ahead and be ourselves.
09:09 Now we're going to move on to eyeliner for realsies now.
09:15 Oh, I found an eyebrow pencil.
09:18 We can do it again.
09:19 We got to get that square effect that they be having.
09:22 This has to be how you'll be doing your eyebrows though, so I don't know what you're talking
09:27 about.
09:28 Our eyeliner is just going to be blue.
09:29 We like blue, so we're just going to use blue.
09:31 If you don't use blue, then it's not going to work.
09:34 Sapphire 20GDOY.
09:35 You want to start with your wing.
09:41 You're going to wing it out as far as you want.
09:46 Yeah.
09:47 Try not to use your wrist so much.
09:51 Just drag it with your arm.
09:57 Just drag it.
09:58 And then once you feel beautiful, then you can stop.
10:01 If you feel sad at this point, it's okay, because me too.
10:04 Now if you want your lips looking all pink, I mean, mine are already pink.
10:09 Like the top one's brown, the bottom one is all luscious.
10:12 I have no idea why.
10:14 If you want more pink than that, just go ahead and find some lipstick.
10:19 And if you don't have lipstick, then use eyeshadow, because that's color.
10:23 Who's going to be like, "Oh, she got eyeshadow on her lips and not lipstick?"
10:27 Someone might, but forget it.
10:32 Boom.
10:35 Gorgeous.
10:36 Now if you're afraid of getting it on your teeth, like you just brushed, you got to put
10:44 your finger in there.
10:45 And then the lipstick that's on the inside is going to come out with your finger.
10:51 And then the inside of your lips are going to feel really dry.
10:54 And then it's just going to be terrible for you for the rest of that day.
10:59 Because your lips are going to be dry feeling, but they're not dry, but you don't want it
11:02 on your teeth, so it's just, you can have it on your teeth or have your lips feel dry.
11:04 Whatever.
11:05 Now you can put chapstick over it, but then it's going to get on your chapstick, and then
11:08 it's just going to feel bad.
11:09 You're going to get the lipstick everywhere.
11:10 It's going to be on your shirt.
11:11 It's going to be on your drink, whatever you're drinking.
11:13 You're going to eat lipstick for lunch.
11:14 You forgot to curl your eyelashes, so we're just going to use this.
11:18 And if you're afraid, then just put it down.
11:21 Usually I would do a separate hair video, but you guys are special.
11:25 Get a hair tie like this.
11:27 Can you see it?
11:28 All right.
11:29 And then just take half of your hair, put it up in a, as high as you want or as low
11:36 as you want.
11:37 Or you can put it all up.
11:38 If you put it all up, it's not going to work.
11:41 Just like that, you're beautiful.
11:43 Thank you for your time.
11:44 If you want me to do your makeup, then that's just $12.99 an hour.
11:50 Don't forget to drink your milk.
11:51 If you don't, if you're lactose intolerant, then you can just drink water like everyone
11:55 else.
11:56 If you don't drink milk, you're not missing out.
11:58 I mean, we're done.