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00:00 Hey guys! Hi, Naomi again. I just want to show you some cool things that I can do with my makeup.
00:07 But I can't see my right arm. There we go, I can see both my arms.
00:14 Yeah, la la la la la! I haven't gotten a manicure yet. I don't want to show you really, but my hands are so pretty.
00:24 I'm like a beautiful butterfly and flashing and butterflies. I'm talking way too much.
00:34 So I'm going to do a blind makeup tutorial. I'm going to close my eyes. I don't really know what I'm doing.
00:41 I've got my brush here. My brush is ready. My heart rate monitor is on.
00:46 It's actually an Iron Man watch. It's definitely water resistant. You should totally get it.
00:54 I give it two thumbs up. Two thumbs up! Yeah!
00:59 I'm still a thumb sucker too, just letting you know. I do bite too.
01:09 Anyways, back to the makeup. You guys ready? This is how you do really awesome makeup.
01:16 We're going to start, but I've got to get situated.
01:20 I smell Chinese food.
01:23 It's the neighbors.
01:25 The neighbors?
01:26 The neighbors.
01:27 Okay, so right now I'm using a nude color on my right eye with my right hand.
01:36 I'm just going to apply it to the eye here.
01:40 Really, you don't have to follow any strict instructions. You can go on the face.
01:46 It really works on the face and the eyelashes.
01:51 Now I'm going to do a little bit of my nose and move over to the left eye.
01:56 It's really important that you blend it all over the face and all over the eye.
02:01 That way you have even tone. You want everything to match.
02:06 Matching is key here.
02:13 Next up, we have a green because I have brown eyes and the green is really going to make them pop.
02:27 You can already see the transformation.
02:30 Now we're going to do the green on the other side.
02:33 Like I said, matching is key.
02:41 We're going to get some mascara.
02:44 It's also green, by the way. You can tell.
02:47 You can get the mascara all over your face.
02:51 Like I said, you really want to match.
02:54 If you're going to put something somewhere, you're going to want to put it all over the rest of your face too.
02:59 The main key is not to stab the eye.
03:02 Let me tell you.
03:04 I was putting mascara on my face the other day while I was driving down the 405.
03:09 I was going way too fast.
03:11 I was going at least 200 miles an hour in my awesome BMW.
03:15 I just wanted to let it roll.
03:17 Yep, yep.
03:19 I was driving and I was putting on my mascara.
03:22 Wouldn't you know, a dog came out into the middle of the road.
03:26 Oh, and I stabbed my eye because I had to take evasive action.
03:30 I would not want to hurt a poor dog.
03:33 So anyways, yeah, you do not want to hurt a dog at all.
03:38 Animal cruelty, no.
03:40 And I just want to let you know with these free samples that we're using,
03:44 no animals were harmed in the making of this makeup.
03:48 And no animals were harmed in this video.
03:52 We love animals.
03:53 Animals are good.
03:54 I give them two thumbs up.
03:56 And I don't want to suck my thumb again.
03:59 Okay, time for the eyeliner.
04:02 Now, it doesn't matter how straight you make these lines.
04:07 And you don't have to get it on the eye.
04:10 Again, you really want to match and blend it all over your face.
04:15 We're going to try and do a fishtail.
04:19 Stabbed my eye.
04:20 It doesn't sting, though.
04:21 It's okay.
04:23 Humans are okay to harm, just not animals.
04:27 I'm going to draw some doodles on my cheek.
04:31 Make it look like I've got some prison tattoos.
04:35 Looking good.
04:37 It looks like a butterfly.
04:39 I'm doing a great job.
04:41 If you stick with all the instructions in this video,
04:44 I can guarantee you're going to be a bombshell.
04:49 Yep.
04:51 And now I've got some other stuff we're using.
04:55 And I think it's a bronzer, but I'm just going to color my face with it.
05:02 We're just going to go crazy with this makeup here.
05:05 It's going to go on my eyebrows, because my eyebrows are brown,
05:09 and I just want them to be a little bit bronze.
05:13 Put it on my cheek.
05:14 We're not going to use the T-zone here for what we would normally do with blush.
05:19 We're just going to go opposite of everything you've been taught,
05:23 because this is definitely a better choice.
05:27 I've got to fix my hair.
05:29 Next up, we're going to do a hair.
05:32 Now we're just -- get it in my nose, because boogers are green.
05:36 And even though you want it to match, and you want green eyeshadow,
05:40 and you want it to match, green boogers, no.
05:43 Yeah, you want brown boogers.
05:45 Brown boogers are better.
05:46 That's why we put the bronzer up the nose.
05:49 Got it?
05:55 And next up, we're just going to put more eyeshadow on the eyes and the forehead.
06:01 Going to try and make this unibrow here.
06:04 We're just going to put everything in the center of my eyebrows,
06:08 because two eyebrows are just hideous.
06:15 Next, I don't even know what we're doing on my forehead.
06:19 Probably channeling our inner Indian and the third eye.
06:25 You guys know about the third eye?
06:26 That's the chakra right here, right -- right --
06:32 I've decided I want my hair down for this.
06:36 We're going to go crazy.
06:38 I have beautiful curly hair, and I shouldn't have it in the ponytail.
06:44 I'm probably going to end up putting the makeup in the hair.
06:49 I just washed it, so it's perfect to put the makeup on the hair.
06:55 It's going to be wonderful.
06:58 Actually, I think I'm going to do a unicorn,
07:02 because we're coloring my face with so many beautiful colors.
07:07 It looks good.
07:08 Channeling my Indian.
07:09 I kind of look like Pocahontas or Mulan.
07:12 I'm going to be a man.
07:14 Next, we're going to do man -- man -- mustache.
07:18 That's what we're doing.
07:20 We're making a mustache out of my hair.
07:23 It's so beautiful.
07:24 It should just go into work like this.
07:26 More mascara!
07:28 Yes!
07:29 I love mascara.
07:30 It's going to go all over.
07:32 Yes, yes, yes.
07:36 Because it tastes delicious.
07:39 It's organic.
07:40 I just want to let you know it's organic.
07:43 Organic mascara.
07:45 I really hope it's organic.
07:48 I'm having some troubles.
07:50 I can't put it back in the thing, because we're not really a man.
07:59 Next up, we're going to do the Vogue.
08:02 Yes, strike a pose.
08:04 We're going to drive in Indian.
08:08 This is how I dance.
08:11 Can't you hear the beautiful music?
08:16 My hair.
08:17 I just can't get over my hair.
08:19 Don't you just love it?
08:22 With all this makeup, I want to hide it behind my beautiful hair.
08:27 I can't see.
08:30 Peek-a-boo!
08:32 Hi.
08:35 First, next step, I want to punch somebody.
08:39 I'm going to punch myself, because I love that.
08:44 I love you.
08:45 I love you all.
08:47 All of you.
08:52 Bye.
08:56 Thanks for watching.
08:57 You guys are awesome.