YIvis Holmen Ep 2 (English subs)
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00:00Here I’m standing with a good glass of white wine, a 2017 Castello Nuovo Pinot Grigo delle Venezie
00:07Fantastic wine. And this wine is somewhat like this show tonight
00:12Sweet, full-bodied and also a little bit sour. And it’s best enjoyed together with good friends
00:18We’ll be visited by master chef Terje Ness today, he will cook for us
00:23Additionally, a UFC- fighter will come, but that’s of course a secret from the other three. Tonight, like all the other nights,
00:29nobody knows anything about what will happen. Now I just have to finish the last line of Calle’s islet verse
00:36Of the islet song. It’s him who’ll have to sing a verse unprepared. And what’s extra nice about Calle is that he dislikes improvisation very much
00:45Now I think I’m hearing the sound of a small wooden boat and I think maybe I should welcome my guests. Welcome to the islet, people
01:30Sing hi, hi, hi
01:35Get in the boat and bring a friend
01:39Sing hi, hi, hi
01:43Cast off and join us on the islet tonight
01:52Today I will really present myself well
01:56Very good jokes and things I do well
02:00Follow me when I get going
02:05With Latvia’s national anthem
02:19Sing hi, hi, hi
02:23Get in the boat and bring a friend
02:26Sing hi, hi, hi
02:31Cast off and join us on the islet tonight
02:39That hit home, thanks for that. It hit home. It was nice
02:43Very nice. That was everything we were able to get in from Calle and Magnus tonight
02:47Give them a proper applause, while I send them out, Calle Hellevang Larsen and Magnus Devold thanks for coming
02:55Thanks for coming – Thank you, you’re welcome
03:05My next guest started with revue already as a 22-year old and charmed retirees all across Bergen
03:12Then, he started with TV, in shows like ‘absolutely Norwegian’, TVT and not least,
03:17As the horse Spirit in the movie Spirit, stallion of the cimarron. Yes, we know who he is
03:23But how well do we actually know the curly head, whose genes we managed to date back to the ottoman empire and the markets of Marrakech
03:30We will find out now. Tonight’s guest is Vegard Ylvisåker
03:38Vegard Ylvisåker, so nice that you’re here. We’ve worked together for reams of years – Yes
03:45We don’t hang out that much in our free time. Thus, I thought it would be a nice occasion to get to know you better
03:52Not only as a colleague, but also as a brother. Right? – Yes – How has your day been today?
03:58It has been nice, I have relaxed - We managed to get the data collection company Norstat to conduct a survey about Vegard, so we could get to know him better together
04:06And the results from these surveys, yes, they
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14:33also spilled coffee over everything during
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18:43isn’t that nice. But that’s fine, we’ll stay in the
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The participants will get 5 seconds to answer the question correctly
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Which of those is not names after the country China?
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undefined:undefined[Chinese chives, orange, Chinese cabbage, pak choi]
20:00Orange – Wrong answer, pak choi – Emil, get ready
20:08Present your thigh, thank you
20:13Hell
20:32That was sparkish
20:35The next participant is Magnus – That’s me
20:42In 2015, astronauts ate food they cultivated themselves for the first time in space
20:50Which of those did they eat? There you go
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undefined:undefinedthat one – I haven’t seen it before, I refused to
23:43watch it -That’s nice. You Magnus, in a way, were the
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27:34[MMA] -We don’t have time for that – Very nice
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31:16nice to watch on TV. It’s very fitting that we
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35:59you wiping it with your shit-fingers? – I’m
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