The
Catwoman
Selina Kyle
...
Batman v1 # 1 (March, 1940)
...
is a creation
of Jean Harlow
...
Iron Man
(April 30, 1931)
...
and also
partially inspired
by Bob Kane's cousin,
Ruth Steel!
The first
comic characters
from the 1940s
had reasonably
realistic builds!
The Cat(-woman)
Height 5' 7", 1.7018m
Weight 120 lbs, 54 kg
That's why also
Hedy Lamarr (1,7m)
and
Rita Hayworth (1,68m)
would qualify
as a template
for the Catwoman!
But today's
pubescent pencilers
don't know
the difference
between
a cat and a cow!
Like the "artist"
Jim Balent!
Previous interpretations
of the thieving villain
and sometimes
romantic interest
of Bruce Wayne
portrayed her
as lithe and, well, catlike.
Jim Balent
threw that out the window,
wrapping her purple bodysuit
around a massive set of hoons
and twisting her into poses
that showed them off
at every opportunity.
Catwoman v2 (August, 1993 — July, 2001)
When Ed Brubaker
and Darwyn Cooke
took over the character,
they deliberately returned her
to her more agile build.
Catwoman v3 (January, 2002 — October, 2008)
This is
Catwoman
!
Years of training
have made her
stealthy and agile
as a world-class criminal,
and her mastery of
the martial arts
makes her a formidable
physical opponent!
But drawn
is
Cowwoman
!
There are drawings
where she even has
bigger breasts
than the fighter
Wonder Woman,
who needs
her big breasts
as ramboobs!
But not a cat
that has to slip
between
narrow passages
to steal unnoticed!
Kara Zor-El
of Earth-Two
also refuses
to become
a busty superheroine
for
pubescent pencilers!
So
pubescent pencilers
created
Kara Zor-L
of Earth-One!
Halle Berry's
"$ 500,000 boobs"
are so utterly
in the way
that only
the 29-year-old
hawaiian male actor
Nito Larioza
could doubles her
in martial arts stunts!
Neither
penis-thinking pencilers
can draw with expertise,
nor even females
with big breasts supple,
acrobatic agile like a cat
constantly kicking
The Bat-Man
in the ass
while escaping!
Unless Batman
has a duration bat
in his pants.
By the way,
what cat means
you know.
Bat means
in german
Fledermaus
(Fluttermouse)
That's why
Catwoman
doesn't leave
Batman
(Fluttermouseman)
alone.
Die Katze
lässt nicht
das Mausen!
The cat
doesn't let
the mousing!
So at the end
pubescent pencilers,
stop to penciling
with your penisling!
Thanks
a
lot
!
Catwoman
Selina Kyle
...
Batman v1 # 1 (March, 1940)
...
is a creation
of Jean Harlow
...
Iron Man
(April 30, 1931)
...
and also
partially inspired
by Bob Kane's cousin,
Ruth Steel!
The first
comic characters
from the 1940s
had reasonably
realistic builds!
The Cat(-woman)
Height 5' 7", 1.7018m
Weight 120 lbs, 54 kg
That's why also
Hedy Lamarr (1,7m)
and
Rita Hayworth (1,68m)
would qualify
as a template
for the Catwoman!
But today's
pubescent pencilers
don't know
the difference
between
a cat and a cow!
Like the "artist"
Jim Balent!
Previous interpretations
of the thieving villain
and sometimes
romantic interest
of Bruce Wayne
portrayed her
as lithe and, well, catlike.
Jim Balent
threw that out the window,
wrapping her purple bodysuit
around a massive set of hoons
and twisting her into poses
that showed them off
at every opportunity.
Catwoman v2 (August, 1993 — July, 2001)
When Ed Brubaker
and Darwyn Cooke
took over the character,
they deliberately returned her
to her more agile build.
Catwoman v3 (January, 2002 — October, 2008)
This is
Catwoman
!
Years of training
have made her
stealthy and agile
as a world-class criminal,
and her mastery of
the martial arts
makes her a formidable
physical opponent!
But drawn
is
Cowwoman
!
There are drawings
where she even has
bigger breasts
than the fighter
Wonder Woman,
who needs
her big breasts
as ramboobs!
But not a cat
that has to slip
between
narrow passages
to steal unnoticed!
Kara Zor-El
of Earth-Two
also refuses
to become
a busty superheroine
for
pubescent pencilers!
So
pubescent pencilers
created
Kara Zor-L
of Earth-One!
Halle Berry's
"$ 500,000 boobs"
are so utterly
in the way
that only
the 29-year-old
hawaiian male actor
Nito Larioza
could doubles her
in martial arts stunts!
Neither
penis-thinking pencilers
can draw with expertise,
nor even females
with big breasts supple,
acrobatic agile like a cat
constantly kicking
The Bat-Man
in the ass
while escaping!
Unless Batman
has a duration bat
in his pants.
By the way,
what cat means
you know.
Bat means
in german
Fledermaus
(Fluttermouse)
That's why
Catwoman
doesn't leave
Batman
(Fluttermouseman)
alone.
Die Katze
lässt nicht
das Mausen!
The cat
doesn't let
the mousing!
So at the end
pubescent pencilers,
stop to penciling
with your penisling!
Thanks
a
lot
!
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