Son Gokū VS Superman
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Son Gokū
VS
Superman
After Superman is informed
that Doragon Bōru can bring
anyone back to life,
he agrees to have a death battle
to prevent Zen'ō from destroying
of displeasure his universe
because of constant boredom.
He sees an inconspicuous man
in the middle of the arena
who smiles mysteriously
and seems to know exactly
how to defeat him.
As a precaution,
he takes off his cape
to prevent himself
from being harassed with it,
since it isn't protected
by his impenetrable
bio-electric aura anyway,
...
...
like his tight-fitting costume,
which to this day no one knows
how it was able to penetrate
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura
to be protected by
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura.
Not even
John Lindley Byrne
(06. July 1950 -
30. November 2023)!
And anyway,
why can light penetrate
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura
so he can see
his surroundings???
Or others
can see him
through his
impenetrability
bio-electric aura
...
JLA v1 # 14
(January, 1998)
But no matter,
now they are here.
One named
Son Gokū
and he,
Superman.
Actually Superkryptonian
under the influence
of a yellow sun,
like the one above them,
in which he is allowed to dive
during the fight if necessary.
This wouldn't
be cheating,
he was told.
It would be as if
he were breathing,
since he can't control
this energy supply anyway.
A grinning
Tenkaichi Budōkai Anaunsā
appears and announces
that the death battle
has now begun,
to loud laughter
from the audience.
Superkryp... er, "Superman"
has dark forebodings.
He puts himself
in a fighting position,
just like his counterpart
in another one.
As the fight
with a bang begins,
Superman's head
explodes!
Huge laughter
floods the arena.
Lois Lane
and her
companions
are horrified.
"How can one
celebrate this
blood-soaked killing
so wildly???"
After Shenron appeared
and Superman was revived,
he wasn't only
relieved about that,
but also that his universe
was saved.
He went to his opponent
and congratulated him
to his victory and asked
how and with what
he was killed so quickly.
His counterpart replied,
mischievously embarrassed:
“Kiaigan. It took some time
to learn it, but it was worth."
"Indeed.",
Superman
had to admit.
"I hope maybe one day
I can have a sparring match
without something
significant being lost."
"Oh, this was
this meaningless
sparring match.
An opening act.
An exhibition match.",
the Tenkaichi Budōkai
Anaunsā intervened.
"This is Son Gokū's
friend Yamucha,
with a ridiculous
power level
of only 4,5 Trillion,
generously extrapolated.
And this...",
pointing to someone
who is just entering the arena,
smiling and waving
under thunderous applause:
"...is Son Gokū,
with a power level
of over 24.6 Septillion
..."
At that moment,
all residents of all universes
knew via live connection,
that a Superkryptonian
can also superpiss himself
...
And so
Superman created
a new variant
of Bruce Lee's art
of fighting
without fighting.
But
his universe
was saved!
For now
...
VS
Superman
After Superman is informed
that Doragon Bōru can bring
anyone back to life,
he agrees to have a death battle
to prevent Zen'ō from destroying
of displeasure his universe
because of constant boredom.
He sees an inconspicuous man
in the middle of the arena
who smiles mysteriously
and seems to know exactly
how to defeat him.
As a precaution,
he takes off his cape
to prevent himself
from being harassed with it,
since it isn't protected
by his impenetrable
bio-electric aura anyway,
...
...
like his tight-fitting costume,
which to this day no one knows
how it was able to penetrate
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura
to be protected by
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura.
Not even
John Lindley Byrne
(06. July 1950 -
30. November 2023)!
And anyway,
why can light penetrate
his impenetrable
bio-electric aura
so he can see
his surroundings???
Or others
can see him
through his
impenetrability
bio-electric aura
...
JLA v1 # 14
(January, 1998)
But no matter,
now they are here.
One named
Son Gokū
and he,
Superman.
Actually Superkryptonian
under the influence
of a yellow sun,
like the one above them,
in which he is allowed to dive
during the fight if necessary.
This wouldn't
be cheating,
he was told.
It would be as if
he were breathing,
since he can't control
this energy supply anyway.
A grinning
Tenkaichi Budōkai Anaunsā
appears and announces
that the death battle
has now begun,
to loud laughter
from the audience.
Superkryp... er, "Superman"
has dark forebodings.
He puts himself
in a fighting position,
just like his counterpart
in another one.
As the fight
with a bang begins,
Superman's head
explodes!
Huge laughter
floods the arena.
Lois Lane
and her
companions
are horrified.
"How can one
celebrate this
blood-soaked killing
so wildly???"
After Shenron appeared
and Superman was revived,
he wasn't only
relieved about that,
but also that his universe
was saved.
He went to his opponent
and congratulated him
to his victory and asked
how and with what
he was killed so quickly.
His counterpart replied,
mischievously embarrassed:
“Kiaigan. It took some time
to learn it, but it was worth."
"Indeed.",
Superman
had to admit.
"I hope maybe one day
I can have a sparring match
without something
significant being lost."
"Oh, this was
this meaningless
sparring match.
An opening act.
An exhibition match.",
the Tenkaichi Budōkai
Anaunsā intervened.
"This is Son Gokū's
friend Yamucha,
with a ridiculous
power level
of only 4,5 Trillion,
generously extrapolated.
And this...",
pointing to someone
who is just entering the arena,
smiling and waving
under thunderous applause:
"...is Son Gokū,
with a power level
of over 24.6 Septillion
..."
At that moment,
all residents of all universes
knew via live connection,
that a Superkryptonian
can also superpiss himself
...
And so
Superman created
a new variant
of Bruce Lee's art
of fighting
without fighting.
But
his universe
was saved!
For now
...