Superman
asked
Batman
for help on
how to defeat
Son Goku
...
Superman:
"How can I defeat
Son Goku?"
Batman:
"Texas Switch!"
Superman:
"Uh?"
Batman:
"Call Spectre for your
best powerful counterpart
from another reality, ...
... hide yourself
in a pocket universe
and hope for the best!"
Later on screens
...
What happened?
Superman missed
the Texas Switch!
Superman
of Earth-12
made the mistake
of making his choice
dependent on his poll
on the internet.
SA/DCtards
surrounded
the poll!
Like
"The Arsholes
of ScrewAttack!"
And so he chose
Superman
of Prime Earth
...
called
Schwachmat
...
Aftermath:
Goku: "When I defeated him,
another caped pajama
approached.
I thought it was
a brilliant image trick
because of the Ki in it, ...
... so I shot a blast as a feint
and expected the real attack
from a different direction ...
... when the image
suddenly hit the ground ..."
Since then
it has been official:
On Earth-12 now,
'S' stands for Sickman!
Lois Lane:
"You're a sick man,
Kent."
Superman S01E09:
"The Main Man, Part 1"
(November 9, 1996)
For everything
blindly believe
what is written
on the Internet,
by unknown persons,
without knowing
their expertise!
Or worse:
Their real
motivations!
Ben
"Bullshit"
Singer
and
Chad
"Bonked by Stick"
James
asked
Batman
for help on
how to defeat
Son Goku
...
Superman:
"How can I defeat
Son Goku?"
Batman:
"Texas Switch!"
Superman:
"Uh?"
Batman:
"Call Spectre for your
best powerful counterpart
from another reality, ...
... hide yourself
in a pocket universe
and hope for the best!"
Later on screens
...
What happened?
Superman missed
the Texas Switch!
Superman
of Earth-12
made the mistake
of making his choice
dependent on his poll
on the internet.
SA/DCtards
surrounded
the poll!
Like
"The Arsholes
of ScrewAttack!"
And so he chose
Superman
of Prime Earth
...
called
Schwachmat
...
Aftermath:
Goku: "When I defeated him,
another caped pajama
approached.
I thought it was
a brilliant image trick
because of the Ki in it, ...
... so I shot a blast as a feint
and expected the real attack
from a different direction ...
... when the image
suddenly hit the ground ..."
Since then
it has been official:
On Earth-12 now,
'S' stands for Sickman!
Lois Lane:
"You're a sick man,
Kent."
Superman S01E09:
"The Main Man, Part 1"
(November 9, 1996)
For everything
blindly believe
what is written
on the Internet,
by unknown persons,
without knowing
their expertise!
Or worse:
Their real
motivations!
Ben
"Bullshit"
Singer
and
Chad
"Bonked by Stick"
James
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