Superman
as
Schwachmat
officially confirmed
by the Joker!
Many have
already guessed
or knew:
'S' stands for
Schwachmat!
Warner Bros. Animation
and
DC Entertainment
agree with me
in the
german translation!
Joker's name
for Superman,
"Big Goof",
was translated
as "Schwachmat"!
Gerechtigkeitsliga
-
Gefängnisausbruch
in Gotham City
(July 20, 2016)
"Schwachmat" is
an artificial word.
Made up of
the german word
"schwach" (weak)
...
...
and the latin word
"primate" =
"Schwachmat".
There are over 500
different Supermen.
PC Superman can mean
Pre- or Post-Crisis Superman.
Post-Crisis Superman
is more moderate and weaker
than Pre-Crisis Superman.
But above all,
much stupider,
almost on primate level!
To distinguish better
the Supermen
I call official DC canon
Post-Crisis Superman
of New/Prime Earth:
»Schwachmat«.
Why?
Because DC itself
wanted him so
to be able to present
credible acceptable
interesting stories.
Schwachmat
has to fight
seriously believable
again to survive!
JLA: Scary Monsters
v1 # 4 (August, 2003)
Since he only
has moderate
power reserves!
Action Comics v1
# 806 (October, 2003)
That's why
we like him!
He is
"one of us"
with NO
The problem,
if you consume
too many DC publications
about Superman,
then you could call
all incarnations
of Superman
as Schwachmat!
A dilemma?
Or the true character
of the character
"Superman"?
Jerome Siegel's
gag comic character
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
wearing glasses
to dress up as Clark Kent.
What for?
Neither one recognizes him
as Superman
when he appears as a miner, ...
Action Comics v1 # 3
(August, 1938)
...
nor as
a football player
...
Action Comics v1 # 4
(September, 1938)
...
even if he is fighting
as Clark Kent
without glasses!
Superman v1 # 41
(July, 1946)
What for
is Superman
wearing glasses
???
Just to pay tribute
to Harold Lloyd
???
The Freshman
(September 20., 1925)
Or because
Jerome Siegel's
gag comic character
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
is a Schwachmat?
Jerry Siegel's gag comic character
Silver Age Superman (Kal-EL) of Earth-One
(1942 - September, 1986)
received specific magical sneezing powder
for Kyptonians to sneeze away a solar system.
Because magical goblins love to annoy some
arrogant weightlifters, only indirectly normals.
Action Comics v1 # 273 (February, 1961)
Why as a super-brain [sarcasm]
he doesn't sneeze simply
outside our solar system
in the direction of
Proxima Centauri
without having
to destroy anything???
4.25 light-years vacuum!
Free Sneeze-Space!
Because
Jerry Siegel's gag comic character
Silver Age Superman (Kal-EL)
of Earth-One
(1942 - September, 1986)
is another Schwachmat?
If there was not the sun,
the fairy godmother,
to her bosom
Schwachmat always returns,
Batgirl in her wheelchair
would have to help constantly
the boy scout
...
...
to cross
the street.
Superman II
(December 4, 1980)
as
Schwachmat
officially confirmed
by the Joker!
Many have
already guessed
or knew:
'S' stands for
Schwachmat!
Warner Bros. Animation
and
DC Entertainment
agree with me
in the
german translation!
Joker's name
for Superman,
"Big Goof",
was translated
as "Schwachmat"!
Gerechtigkeitsliga
-
Gefängnisausbruch
in Gotham City
(July 20, 2016)
"Schwachmat" is
an artificial word.
Made up of
the german word
"schwach" (weak)
...
...
and the latin word
"primate" =
"Schwachmat".
There are over 500
different Supermen.
PC Superman can mean
Pre- or Post-Crisis Superman.
Post-Crisis Superman
is more moderate and weaker
than Pre-Crisis Superman.
But above all,
much stupider,
almost on primate level!
To distinguish better
the Supermen
I call official DC canon
Post-Crisis Superman
of New/Prime Earth:
»Schwachmat«.
Why?
Because DC itself
wanted him so
to be able to present
credible acceptable
interesting stories.
Schwachmat
has to fight
seriously believable
again to survive!
JLA: Scary Monsters
v1 # 4 (August, 2003)
Since he only
has moderate
power reserves!
Action Comics v1
# 806 (October, 2003)
That's why
we like him!
He is
"one of us"
with NO
The problem,
if you consume
too many DC publications
about Superman,
then you could call
all incarnations
of Superman
as Schwachmat!
A dilemma?
Or the true character
of the character
"Superman"?
Jerome Siegel's
gag comic character
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
wearing glasses
to dress up as Clark Kent.
What for?
Neither one recognizes him
as Superman
when he appears as a miner, ...
Action Comics v1 # 3
(August, 1938)
...
nor as
a football player
...
Action Comics v1 # 4
(September, 1938)
...
even if he is fighting
as Clark Kent
without glasses!
Superman v1 # 41
(July, 1946)
What for
is Superman
wearing glasses
???
Just to pay tribute
to Harold Lloyd
???
The Freshman
(September 20., 1925)
Or because
Jerome Siegel's
gag comic character
Golden Age Superman
(Kal-L) of Earth-Two
(June, 1938 - June, 2006)
is a Schwachmat?
Jerry Siegel's gag comic character
Silver Age Superman (Kal-EL) of Earth-One
(1942 - September, 1986)
received specific magical sneezing powder
for Kyptonians to sneeze away a solar system.
Because magical goblins love to annoy some
arrogant weightlifters, only indirectly normals.
Action Comics v1 # 273 (February, 1961)
Why as a super-brain [sarcasm]
he doesn't sneeze simply
outside our solar system
in the direction of
Proxima Centauri
without having
to destroy anything???
4.25 light-years vacuum!
Free Sneeze-Space!
Because
Jerry Siegel's gag comic character
Silver Age Superman (Kal-EL)
of Earth-One
(1942 - September, 1986)
is another Schwachmat?
If there was not the sun,
the fairy godmother,
to her bosom
Schwachmat always returns,
Batgirl in her wheelchair
would have to help constantly
the boy scout
...
...
to cross
the street.
Superman II
(December 4, 1980)
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