ScrewAttack!'s wet dream: "Superman makes Goku's head explode using Heat Vision. The End."
ScrewAttack!'s
wet dream:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
Neither
Gerry Conway's
non-canon Pre-Crisis
gag comic character
Bronze Age Superman
(Kal-El of Earth-One)
was alone successful
with that by Krogg ...
Superman Family v1
# 186 (December, 1977)
... nor Brad Meltzer's
moderate mid-tier
official DC canon
Post-Crisis Superman
(Kal-El of New Earth)
"Schwachmat", by Amazo.
Justice League of America
v2 # 6 (April, 2007)
¡Nada!
SA/DCtard Wiz
[Ben(jamin)
"Bullshit" Singer]:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
From where does this
Arsehole of
ScrewAttack!
have its "expertise"?
Too much cartoons
during smoked
too much dope in
Mommy's garage?
Only Stan Berkowitz'
unofficial non-canon
Lord Superman
(Kal-El of Earth-50)
lobotomized unofficial
non-canon Project Cadmus'
Doomsday with his
squinting Heat Vision.
DCAU: Justice League Season 2: Episode # 37
"A Better World, Part I" (November 1, 2003)
To the surprise of
reporter Lois Lane.
This proves that
Ben "Bullshit" Singer
really hates Superman
and therefore has
absolutely no reason
to ever read
a Superman comic,
let alone complete
and even understand.
Ben "Bullshit" Singer
is just a lazy piece of shit
who only watches all day
non-canon DCAU children's
cartoons while playing games,
and then seriously believes all
incarnation of DC characters
would be identical throughout
the DC multiverse.
Not surprisingly,
official DC canon
Post-Crisis Coldcast wonders
that he should be able
to produce Electromagnetic
Force Bolts as strong as
"15 exploding suns",
just because it's said
in Michael Chang's
non-canon DCAU
children's cartoon.
Only SA/DCtards
believe this.
See the
...
"Arseholes of
ScrewAttack!"
ScrewAttack!-
employees
aren't even able
to write
Coldcast correctly.
https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Goku_VS_Superman
Joe Kelly's official DC canon
Manchester Black just said:
"Don't worry, I can say that...
I'm a fifteenth Black."
Action Comics v1
# 775 (March, 2001)
No wonder
their research
is so crappy
...
...
if it's ever done.
As just a children's cartoon watcher,
Ben "Bullshit" Singer actually proves
that he really smokes too much dope
in Mommy's garage while watching
and has no reminder of the fact,
that Goku through decades of experience
has used successful countermeasures.
What said SA/DCtard
Ben "Bullshit" Singer:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
When
non-ScrewAttack!-
employees
are more accurately,
official and canon
as ScrewAttack!,
which claim to be!
That tells a lot!
How likely is it
that Goku, who
has learned as
a child what are
squinting Eyes Beams
...
Chapter # 158
(January 19, 1988)
...
and this has
NOT
forgotten
...
Chapter # 184 (August 1, 1988)
...
suddenly they are
no longer knows,
precisely in
Death Battle,
or must even fear?
Not even Freezer,
the planet destroyer,
was able to penetrate
Goku's energy barrier.
Chapter # 319 (April 2, 1991)
wet dream:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
Neither
Gerry Conway's
non-canon Pre-Crisis
gag comic character
Bronze Age Superman
(Kal-El of Earth-One)
was alone successful
with that by Krogg ...
Superman Family v1
# 186 (December, 1977)
... nor Brad Meltzer's
moderate mid-tier
official DC canon
Post-Crisis Superman
(Kal-El of New Earth)
"Schwachmat", by Amazo.
Justice League of America
v2 # 6 (April, 2007)
¡Nada!
SA/DCtard Wiz
[Ben(jamin)
"Bullshit" Singer]:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
From where does this
Arsehole of
ScrewAttack!
have its "expertise"?
Too much cartoons
during smoked
too much dope in
Mommy's garage?
Only Stan Berkowitz'
unofficial non-canon
Lord Superman
(Kal-El of Earth-50)
lobotomized unofficial
non-canon Project Cadmus'
Doomsday with his
squinting Heat Vision.
DCAU: Justice League Season 2: Episode # 37
"A Better World, Part I" (November 1, 2003)
To the surprise of
reporter Lois Lane.
This proves that
Ben "Bullshit" Singer
really hates Superman
and therefore has
absolutely no reason
to ever read
a Superman comic,
let alone complete
and even understand.
Ben "Bullshit" Singer
is just a lazy piece of shit
who only watches all day
non-canon DCAU children's
cartoons while playing games,
and then seriously believes all
incarnation of DC characters
would be identical throughout
the DC multiverse.
Not surprisingly,
official DC canon
Post-Crisis Coldcast wonders
that he should be able
to produce Electromagnetic
Force Bolts as strong as
"15 exploding suns",
just because it's said
in Michael Chang's
non-canon DCAU
children's cartoon.
Only SA/DCtards
believe this.
See the
...
"Arseholes of
ScrewAttack!"
ScrewAttack!-
employees
aren't even able
to write
Coldcast correctly.
https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Goku_VS_Superman
Joe Kelly's official DC canon
Manchester Black just said:
"Don't worry, I can say that...
I'm a fifteenth Black."
Action Comics v1
# 775 (March, 2001)
No wonder
their research
is so crappy
...
...
if it's ever done.
As just a children's cartoon watcher,
Ben "Bullshit" Singer actually proves
that he really smokes too much dope
in Mommy's garage while watching
and has no reminder of the fact,
that Goku through decades of experience
has used successful countermeasures.
What said SA/DCtard
Ben "Bullshit" Singer:
"Superman makes
Goku's head explode
using Heat Vision.
The End."
When
non-ScrewAttack!-
employees
are more accurately,
official and canon
as ScrewAttack!,
which claim to be!
That tells a lot!
How likely is it
that Goku, who
has learned as
a child what are
squinting Eyes Beams
...
Chapter # 158
(January 19, 1988)
...
and this has
NOT
forgotten
...
Chapter # 184 (August 1, 1988)
...
suddenly they are
no longer knows,
precisely in
Death Battle,
or must even fear?
Not even Freezer,
the planet destroyer,
was able to penetrate
Goku's energy barrier.
Chapter # 319 (April 2, 1991)
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