This is amazing!! I really enjoy your writing style, and love the inclusion of Canned.
[] That I don't go to church
[] I generally have a little more faith in humankind. But if this really is fake? That might change.
Although, French Police? I'm not sure if I entirely trust them...
[] I'm surprised that airplane was even able to take off, with the sheer weight of the massive balls this crew must be carrying to do this job.
[] Same. For example: I now know all the red flags of what someone with extreme narcissistic personality disorder look like.
[] And now you're scarred for eternity!
[] Worked in a pet store. Some gems:
-"Did you have to split the parrot's tongue so it could talk?"
-"Do you de-fang the tarantulas?"
-"Do you sell cobras?"
-"Do you sell wolves?"
All of these were asked sincerely, by adults, with no hint of humour or irony, I assure you.
[] Convince her they are money trees and that when the leaves mature, the government harvests them.
[] Holy shit! The aligning of the planets is a sure sign the apocalypse is coming !
[] Call it a bubble long enough it just might be one ;)
[] That's insane ly awesome.
[] Did the bot get put down?
[]
Armie Hammer probably shouldn't be in things.
He has a lot of charisma in Free Fire but maybe he can't do subtlety.
[] TFW. I already read it as "the fuck when". Apparantly it's "That feel when".
[] The Bible. Not it's content. Just the best selling book in the world.
[] International space station sounds much funner.
[] You can PM the mods and ask them to lift the ban if it was done by a bot by mistake or something.
[] I used to work at a starbucks drve thru. I had a regular named Ryan who came buy and said hey i got a nice bonus at work let me pay for the car behind me. He did and when the next lady pulled up i told her what Ryan had done and she thought it was really sweet so she did the same and so did the next person and so on for 44 cars! It truly was a Christmas miracle and kinda restored my faith in humanity.
[] Define "practical"
[] Can I borrow a feeling?
[] Would try that for sure.
[] Fuck, I feel bad if I have the belt loaded and need to get something. I'm usually back before the cashier has caught up. I can't imagine asking that.
[] I love how it's the non-Christians that always know exactly what the Christians ought to be doing/not doing. Obviously the arrogant, judgmental outsiders know how to solve the real problems and are qualified to judge people that they know nothing about--for not doing things that they themselves refuse to do.
[] San Antonio. It's where the Tex meets the Mex. Also everyone is super friendly, housing is cheap as hell, and there is a lot of fun stuff to do such as six flags and seaworld.
[] "I'm American honey. Our names don't mean shit."
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[] That I don't go to church
[] I generally have a little more faith in humankind. But if this really is fake? That might change.
Although, French Police? I'm not sure if I entirely trust them...
[] I'm surprised that airplane was even able to take off, with the sheer weight of the massive balls this crew must be carrying to do this job.
[] Same. For example: I now know all the red flags of what someone with extreme narcissistic personality disorder look like.
[] And now you're scarred for eternity!
[] Worked in a pet store. Some gems:
-"Did you have to split the parrot's tongue so it could talk?"
-"Do you de-fang the tarantulas?"
-"Do you sell cobras?"
-"Do you sell wolves?"
All of these were asked sincerely, by adults, with no hint of humour or irony, I assure you.
[] Convince her they are money trees and that when the leaves mature, the government harvests them.
[] Holy shit! The aligning of the planets is a sure sign the apocalypse is coming !
[] Call it a bubble long enough it just might be one ;)
[] That's insane ly awesome.
[] Did the bot get put down?
[]
Armie Hammer probably shouldn't be in things.
He has a lot of charisma in Free Fire but maybe he can't do subtlety.
[] TFW. I already read it as "the fuck when". Apparantly it's "That feel when".
[] The Bible. Not it's content. Just the best selling book in the world.
[] International space station sounds much funner.
[] You can PM the mods and ask them to lift the ban if it was done by a bot by mistake or something.
[] I used to work at a starbucks drve thru. I had a regular named Ryan who came buy and said hey i got a nice bonus at work let me pay for the car behind me. He did and when the next lady pulled up i told her what Ryan had done and she thought it was really sweet so she did the same and so did the next person and so on for 44 cars! It truly was a Christmas miracle and kinda restored my faith in humanity.
[] Define "practical"
[] Can I borrow a feeling?
[] Would try that for sure.
[] Fuck, I feel bad if I have the belt loaded and need to get something. I'm usually back before the cashier has caught up. I can't imagine asking that.
[] I love how it's the non-Christians that always know exactly what the Christians ought to be doing/not doing. Obviously the arrogant, judgmental outsiders know how to solve the real problems and are qualified to judge people that they know nothing about--for not doing things that they themselves refuse to do.
[] San Antonio. It's where the Tex meets the Mex. Also everyone is super friendly, housing is cheap as hell, and there is a lot of fun stuff to do such as six flags and seaworld.
[] "I'm American honey. Our names don't mean shit."
http://dailymotionembedchannel.blogspot.com
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