世界平和 - The Musick-All

  • 13 years ago
Markus Uhl is the master of dick-weed cinema. With the Musick-All film he has set new benchmarks of unwatchability and physical pain inflicted upon the viewer. In a recent paper entitle 'What's in a Wang: M. Night Shyamalan and the problems with Christian cinema', F. Gorb Hoovenballs has argued that the film has an internal logic: "Uhl's Musick-all only makes sense if it is read as a Kantian remake of Shyamalan's The Last Assbender [sic.]" (2011, 325). Uhl may well have won over the academics, but they're all perverts anyway. Will wider audiences put up with the sexual abuse? We'll find out when the film sees general release in April.
Transcript
00:10present
00:13World Peace
00:16Naoto Kan
00:19Ka Ba Rei
00:26Angela Merkel
00:32Man Man Mia!
00:34Here I eat again.
00:36My My!
00:37How can I digest you?
00:40Kim Jong-Il
00:42I feel nutty!
00:44Oh so nutty!
00:46Oh so nutty,
00:47and fatty
00:48and gay!
00:49and I pity any nutcase who isn't me today!
00:57Silvio Berlusconi
01:03This is the dawning of the age of Silvius.
01:08The age of Silvius.
01:14Hu Jintao
01:16Appliance. Function.
01:21Any feature.
01:23Dr. Hu rebuilds a creature.
01:29It is just a bump to the left.
01:33And then a step to the bribe.
01:40Barack Obama
01:57Surprise guest
02:01The Fun-Tom of the Otera
02:08The Fun
02:10Tom of the Otera is here
02:15Inside my plane.
02:19And for the first time...
02:23The Three-Testicled Mountain Dolphin
02:27I'm the three-testicled mountain dolphin!
02:31I'm soooo lonely!
02:35Can you tell me what to do?
02:40If you can help me I would be so happy!
02:57On VHS and cassette!
02:59105 Yen quality!
03:02Thank you Yuzuha!