Das Smudge

  • 14 years ago
In one of the greatest romantic comedies of the last decade (second only to Ewe Boll's Darfur), Markus "stool" Uhl shows off his amazing talent for on screen dialog and acting. In a 2008 pamphlet on film making (no. S-78) which of he distributed 100,000 copies from a small cargo plane over Hiroshima states, "The actor must be in the film as she is in life. The film must then, in a sense, become the actor. It is the duty of the director to make this happen. The director must play his role and do all in his power to make this loosen [sic]." One of the Hiroshiman locals who was inspired by the pamphlet to make films, Hideo Fukaibashi, director of the 2010 Palm D'or second runner up film, "Autumn Lashings of Cream", has recently commented in Bacchus Magazine that "here Uhl has lived up to his own challenge: The film has become the actor. Thus, the actor directs the film." The historian and renowned film septic Fuugen Lichtencrak has since pointed out that that Markus Uhl is also credited as the director of the film.
Transcript
00:06Selphplägiarism Piktures presenta
00:16Un Film de Theresius von Bronkheym
00:21Basado en personajes creados por Elliot Cooper y James Cameron
00:27Das Mancha
00:35
00:41Profesor! Analice esto!!
00:48ADN alienigenen!!
00:51Peligrosen! Ja!!
00:59El profesor tiene una buena idea!!
01:07
01:08Hijo ilegitimo de Fliedrich y archienemigo
01:10Quiere el ADN para cosas malvadas!!
01:23
01:24La ex-esposa de Fliedrich y media hermana de Fléderick
01:26
01:32Se ocupa del ADN...
01:34Y ahora tiene una buena vida!
01:40
01:41de este film educativo
01:46Antes de que limpien sus ventanas,
01:49asegurense de que no haya ADN alienigena.
01:54Podemos ayudarlos a deshacerse del problema.
01:58Pueden confiar... en nosotros.
02:05
02:06Deshaciendose de manchas alienigenas desde 1957.
02:12Quickflick Tokyo niega cualquier asosiacion con este film.
02:14Agradecimientos especiales para Yukie Teramura.
02:15Si es que realmente existe...