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00:00Okay, oh
00:04Started a rumor about my best friend
00:20Words just words
00:24That I never had McDonald's so Aaron could buy any more McDonald's and I never had a bed
00:30Oh
00:34Seems like a very innocuous rumor
00:38Boy
00:42Innocent and not having real consequences
00:56Okay, is there something you all need to tell me because I'm feeling like there's some issues
01:00Going on here
01:02Oh, that's innocuous Zane!
01:04Innocuous
01:06Innocuous
01:08Free?
01:09Uh, I started a rumor that Kayce was my girlfriend
01:10And people believe it, they still do
01:12They really do
01:13Do they though?
01:14Wait, you signed a contract, you're fine!
01:15Oh wait, that's right!
01:16Well, that's how ironic because I started a rumor that Aphmau was my girlfriend to get Kayce jealous!
01:21And it didn't work!
01:22And it didn't work!
01:23Innocuous
01:24Well, um, guys, I have very important news to tell you!
01:29What?
01:30I started every rumor about us!
01:33Wait, did you start the rumor that I started the rumor that you started the rumor that you started the rumor that I started it?
01:37It's too loud right here!
01:38It's too loud right here!
01:39It's too loud right here!
01:40It's too loud right here!
01:41It's too loud right here!
01:42How deep does it go?
01:43KC is the Matrix!
01:44Okay, I need to breathe!
01:45Okay!
01:46Okay!
01:47Oh, geez!
01:48I think she inhaled the mic!
01:50Sit down girl, you're the rest in!
01:52Okay, okay!
01:53Never have I ever...
01:55Sent...
01:56The flirty pictures...
01:58To the wrong person!
02:00I have not!
02:01No one can handle me!
02:03It was a mistake!
02:05What was that?
02:08Nope!
02:09Didn't do it!
02:10I'm not a loser like Peeb, so I didn't do it!
02:12What?
02:13Loser?!
02:14Loser?!
02:15Loser?!
02:16So, I set the winky face to all the girls because I wanted a girlfriend, and my mom would get a reply and they thought I was very handsome!
02:21Anyway!
02:22Yeah, that's about right!
02:23If you could date me right now, that'd be great, because I'm really desperate!
02:25And I need a girlfriend!
02:26I think my point is made!
02:27Well, I need to be brushing my hair!
02:29Just...
02:30I want to have a boyfriend, so...
02:32You know...
02:33Like me!
02:34Like me!
02:35Like me!
02:36I am right here!
02:37Yeah, he's right there!
02:38He's under contract!
02:39He's innocuous girl!
02:40That's too big a word for me, Emma!
02:41I can't do it!
02:42I'm starting to think...
02:43You didn't use the word right!
02:44You didn't use the word right!
02:45You're starting to use words that aren't even real!
02:47You're not even real!
02:48Go share the contract!
02:49Who are you?!
02:50I'm starting to question that myself!
02:53Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
02:55Um...
02:56Oh yeah, I said a flirty...
02:57So before...
02:58When I...
02:59Uh...
03:00I...
03:01I had a crush on Aaron.
03:02I don't know if y'all knew that!
03:03Oh wow!
03:04Oh wow!
03:05That's shattering!
03:06Let...
03:07Let me sit down to keep the world from moving on me!
03:09Yeah, yeah, just to absorb this real quick, cause...
03:11Um...
03:12I still...
03:13I still...
03:14I still have a crush on you!
03:15Uh huh!
03:16Even though it's been like years...
03:17I still...
03:18I still crush on this guy!
03:19Okay?
03:20Like, it's like...
03:21Okay!
03:22Oh my god, girl, let me talk to you!
03:23Um, I'm on your...
03:24Is it okay that I join you here on your...
03:25Come here, Casey!
03:26Over here!
03:27Come over here!
03:28Oh girl, look at you!
03:29Sit down with us!
03:30Sit down in the circle!
03:31Yeah, this is the girl club!
03:32Alright, so let me talk...
03:33Let me talk to y'all right here, okay?
03:34Uh huh!
03:35So, look, I was...
03:36Um...
03:37I know this is innocuous, but like...
03:38No way!
03:39Stop it!
03:40I mean...
03:41Go back to your place, Dave!
03:42Well, okay, fine!
03:43Then I can have a boy talk over here!
03:44Alright, boy talk, fine!
03:45Sure, yeah!
03:46So, I actually sent Aaron a flirty picture...
03:49Uh huh!
03:50Yeah, I...
03:51Yeah, I know, I was like...
03:52Can't believe it!
03:53I know, it's crazy!
03:54They're not talking...
03:55They're just moving their heads and bobbing!
03:56They're very innocuous right now!
03:58No, the bullets beat the Timberwolves 65-63, so you know...
04:01Wait, it's innocuous!
04:02Isn't that a headset?
04:03What can I hear those boys talking about over there?
04:06What?
04:07We heard you guys too!
04:10Okay, let's get back to the game!
04:12Yeah, that's a good idea!
04:13Guys, you're talking too loud over there!
04:15I can hear ya!
04:16Yeah, shut up!
04:17Stop!
04:18Why, why, why, why, why?
04:19Right here!
04:20Like, it's just...
04:21I don't...
04:22I don't get...
04:23Ah!
04:24We said shut up!
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:29Oh boy!
04:30What's one of these?
04:31Oh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeez!
04:32Ah!
04:33Sorry about this!
04:34Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:37Oh no!
04:38No, no, no, no!
04:39No!
04:40Wait, did I get it?
04:41Did I get it?
04:42Ah!
04:43No!
04:44That was the last one!
04:45I had to win!
04:46Oh!
04:47Okay...
04:48What happened!
04:49It's not!
04:50Let's see, what did I...
04:51Oh!
04:52Interesting!
04:53I'm very proud of him!
04:54It's a snail!
04:55Very innocuous of him!
04:56A snail!
04:57A snail!
04:58A snail is snail!
04:59I'm gonna have to find out what this does on somebody later!
05:02Later!
05:03Hmm...
05:04Got it, got it!
05:05While you're backing away, peeps!
05:06What is that?
05:07Do it!
05:08I like how it's supposed to be scary!
05:09We'll figure out what happens later!
05:11Okay!
05:12Next question, please!
05:13Alright!
05:14Okay, let's see what we got...
05:15Ooh!
05:16So we have...
05:17Never have I made an edit of myself!
05:19Uh...
05:20Yep, I have!
05:21Uh...
05:22You have?
05:23I have!
05:24I have a little channel, duh!
05:25That's you!
05:26Yeah, I...
05:27Wait a minute!
05:28Satan, you made an edit of yourself?
05:30Ooh!
05:31Haha!
05:32Yeah, I sorta did!
05:34What?
05:35Hmm...
05:36Whoa!
05:37Wait, wait, wait!
05:38You have to get your views up, huh?
05:39I can see it, like, right now!
05:41Yeah!
05:42Show it!
05:43Show it!
05:44Show it!
05:45Show it!
05:46Show it!
05:47Show it!
05:48Show it!
05:49Show it!
05:50Show it!
05:51Okay, okay, I...
05:52I guess then, uh...
05:53Here we go!
05:54Oh!
05:55What did you do?
05:56Oh my goodness!
05:57Okay!
05:58I don't show that to just anybody, so you guys are lucky!
06:00Wow, Zane, look at the contour on you!
06:01Oh my goodness, you actually...
06:02Oh, and...
06:03Is that filler?
06:04What?
06:05No!
06:06No!
06:07That's my lip gloss!
06:08Zane!
06:09What did you get my lip gloss?
06:10No, no, it is not!
06:11That is just good lighting!
06:13You got that Dr. Garx!
06:14Zane likes makeup!
06:16That's clickbait!
06:17That's good!
06:18That's good!
06:19You're clickbait!
06:20Oh my goodness, you could take me to Sephora, Zane!
06:22I mean...
06:23We could spend all your money!
06:24I feel like that's neither here nor there!
06:25Yeah!
06:26Spend all his money!
06:27Spend all his money!
06:28That's all his money!
06:29What did I do?
06:30Spend all his money!
06:31Okay, now...
06:32Okay, I really think we got off on the wrong foot here with this thing!
06:36Oh, mister, I...
06:37I date for...
06:38For money!
06:39Right?
06:40I said I date for love and I just like money!
06:42There's a difference!
06:43No, no, no, you either like or love money!
06:44No, he said it!
06:45Yeah, AFL does it for the art!
06:49What does that even mean?
06:50You know what it means!
06:51It's very innocuous!
06:52No, I don't!
06:53That's why I asked!
06:54Am I saying the word right?
06:55I've been confused this whole time!
06:56Innocuous?
06:57Innocuous?
06:58Innocuous?
06:59Well, at least he's trying!
07:00You did it right once and then everything after that has just been a disaster!
07:03I love innocuous!
07:04Is this the thing you wear on your head when you go into the virtual world or whatever?
07:09Oh my gosh!
07:10Next question, please!
07:12Someone get me out of this nightmare!
07:14Never have I ever broken the girl or the boy code!
07:19Oh, I have!
07:20I fully got it!
07:21What?!
07:22No!
07:23Sorry, girl!
07:24Okay, that's it!
07:25You're getting the snail peeves!
07:26Hold still!
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Not only have y'all gotten in relationships for money, but y'all are over here breaking
07:40the code of the boys and the girls!
07:42What?!
07:43I have no!
07:44Look!
07:45I have no!
07:46Look at me!
07:47Look at me!
07:48Real bad over here!
07:49I'm snatching your man!
07:50There's some bad girls out there!
07:51You gotta watch yourself!
07:52Snatching my man!
07:53Are you?
07:54You want to talk about snatching my man?
07:55Oh my god!
07:56Because every time I hear over here talking about air and you're like, oh my god!
07:58He's okay!
07:59And Yagra!
08:00I get it!
08:01Hot!
08:02But like, you know what I'm talking about!
08:03But like...
08:04Maybe like...
08:05I am a tiny man with big boy...
08:08He's!
08:09Shut up!
08:10He's!
08:11Wait!
08:12You wanna tell me about that?
08:13He's breaking the code right...
08:14He is breaking the code right now!
08:16Are you seeing this?
08:17He's being really ranunculus or whatever!
08:20I love rhinoceros!
08:22I love rhinoceros!
08:23You gotta be too!
08:24We should go to the zoo and see some!
08:25Ooh!
08:26They spy it!
08:27Take us to the zoo!
08:28Take us to the zoo!
08:29You use one nice word and then everyone never works this out right!
08:33That's why the space needs money!
08:35What?
08:36Okay, look.
08:37I even moved up...
08:38I wanna...
08:39I wanna...
08:40I wanna...
08:41No slow bro!
08:42You're not gonna get my money!
08:43Listen...
08:45The only reason I moved up to this spot...
08:47It was...
08:48I only did it once and I didn't go LOOKING to break the code...
08:50But, uh...
08:51You know, Aaron almost slipped up there at the end of season one in my street and, uh...
08:54What?
08:55What?
08:56Huh?
08:57Whaaat?
08:58That's it!
09:01Yeah!
09:02I got him!
09:03What?
09:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
09:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
09:06Don't make me use the snail!
09:08Don't make me use the snail!
09:10I'm gonna get him!
09:11No...
09:12No...
09:13Take it!
09:14Take it up with Mora!
09:16Ah!
09:17Ah!
09:18Ah!
09:19There you go!
09:20I think he died!
09:21Take a snail!
09:22Take a snail!
09:31This is weird!
09:32Boy...
09:33What have I done?
09:34Yo!
09:35What are you saying?
09:36Man!
09:37Yeah, this game's not gonna end now because of you!
09:39Huh!
09:40Man!
09:41I gotta say, Aph, your voice like that sounds super annoying!
09:44Sounds better than Dante's!
09:47Hey!
09:48I knew that's right!
09:51I...
09:52Wow!
09:53This is...
09:54You okay, you need help, girl?
09:55I feel like...
09:56Wait!
09:57No, I don't know!
09:58I feel like we need to have a sit down after this!
09:59Okay, now that I got my voice back, uh, you guys actually win because you're supposed to jump past this one, I don't know if you knew that!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:06I'm taking it!
10:07You would or do I would?
10:08Uh...
10:09It's a tie?
10:10I don't wanna settle for a tie!
10:11Or do I have to fight for it!
10:13Oh...
10:14To the death!
10:15Bye-bye!
10:16No!
10:17Oh!
10:18I did it!
10:19I wasn't ready!
10:20I was not ready!
10:21It's okay, don't worry!
10:23I'll spend all your money with you!
10:24We'll go shopping!
10:25How does that make it better?!
10:26It's good!
10:27Let's go!
10:28Let's go!
10:29Fail!
10:30If you respond in five seconds to this, you're gonna have to spend your money!
10:36One, two, three, four, five...
10:37You go diggers!
10:39Alright, come on!
10:40Come on!
10:41Let's go!
10:42Where's credit cards on?
10:43Come on in!
10:44Hurry up!
10:45We can't get off the platform, Matthew!
10:48SUFFER!
10:53I just wanna say, for all of you guys, after this, no matter what happens, no matter what
10:58we find out about Zane, or Pebs, or Kim, or Casey, I love you all!
11:03Aw, love you!
11:04Aw, love you too, girl!
11:05Aw, you're a good girl!
11:06Aw, you're a good girl!
11:07Wait, why does it sound like you're about to kill us?!
11:09Yeah, I was about to go for the hug, and then I had my danger sense kick in!
11:14Wow, I can't believe you don't trust me, Zane!
11:16Look, nothing happened, alright?
11:17Alright, come on, let's go!
11:18Oh, I'm sure nothing could be attributed to that!
11:20Alright, here we go!
11:21Show a clip!
11:22Confess to get a reaction!
11:24Oh, I have!
11:27Oh, well, nah!
11:30Just now!
11:31Casey, will you marry me?
11:33What?!
11:34What?!
11:35Oh!
11:36Oh, no!
11:37Oh!
11:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
11:39You get over here!
11:40Oh, my God!
11:41You get over on this side!
11:42Wait!
11:43Wait a second!
11:44Zane, you can't stop too long!
11:45What do you think you're up to?!
11:46Look at him!
11:47Look at him!
11:48Do you think that he's gonna get-
11:49Look!
11:50He's got it written all over him!
11:51You think he's gonna get anybody?
11:52Alright, do you think that he's gonna-
11:53You think it's gonna work out for him?
11:54Okay!
11:55No!
11:56I-I know you're trying to help me, but man, that's a-
11:58That's a harsh takedown!
11:59Casey, don't listen to him!
12:01It's-
12:02Muppies, I admire your bravery to admit this to me!
12:05Awww!
12:06I admire it!
12:07Yes!
12:08Get out of the way!
12:09I will!
12:10No, I think I need to mediate this!
12:11Ah!
12:12Truly, I do admire it!
12:14Okay!
12:15How romantic!
12:16Uh, marriage counts as five dates, right?
12:18I don't know what happened, but they just touched-
12:19Hi, story!
12:20They just touched hands, that's cooties, that's cooties.
12:22Take your lane, peeps, and stay in it!
12:24Oh, you want cooties?
12:25From your house now!
12:26I want cooties!
12:27Ah!
12:28Oh, yeah!
12:29Kim, what'd you win?
12:30What?!
12:31I got this emo makeup kit, what?
12:34What'd you do?
12:35Oh!
12:36I don't know!
12:37Here, peeps, stand still!
12:38Oh, wait right here!
12:39Oh!
12:40Oh!
12:41Oh my god!
12:42I want this!
12:43I want that!
12:44I want it!
12:45Do it!
12:46Do it to me!
12:47Do it to me!
12:48Oh!
12:49Well then!
12:50Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:52Wow!
12:53Give it to me!
12:54Okay, okay, uh...
12:55Whoa, everyone looks fabulous!
12:56Oh my god!
12:57Oh, here!
12:58Hand it to me!
12:59Yeah, hold on, let's get down here!
13:00Oh, yeah, you!
13:01Yeah, I want to definitely see what I look like!
13:03Ready?
13:04Oh, that's good!
13:05Yeah!
13:06Good thing, good thing, good thing!
13:07Y'all get to step in my world a little bit!
13:09Now my look matches my soul!
13:10Oh!
13:11Uh...
13:12Huh?
13:13Wait!
13:14Is this the mysterious amount?
13:15I think I missed the spot!
13:16Uh...
13:17Not working!
13:18I guess he's always...
13:19Like that!
13:20You merely adopted the dark!
13:21I was born in it!
13:23Yep!
13:24He's always been an edgelord!
13:25Okay, alright!
13:26Oh, back to normal!
13:27Alright, uh...
13:28Ooh!
13:29What?
13:30Oh, never have ever summoned a demon for a date!
13:32Yeah, I have!
13:33A demon for a date?
13:34Yep!
13:35I have not!
13:36It's actually pretty hard to summon a demon!
13:37Uh-uh!
13:38I'm dating a demon!
13:39I have!
13:40Really?
13:41Dante!
13:42Uh...
13:43Get one, girl!
13:45Ain't got no demons here, I ain't nobody's side piece!
13:48Wow!
13:49Yeah, Kitty's the demon herself!
13:50You hear that?
13:51You hear that, Casey?
13:52Oh yeah, I heard!
13:53Can I banish you?
13:54What is going on?
13:55What is going on?
13:56Go ahead and try!
13:57Oh, is it?
13:58Okay!
13:59Woo!
14:00Alright, uh, oh!
14:01Never have I ever worn dirty clothes!
14:03Oh, I have!
14:04No!
14:05Oh, I definitely have!
14:06My hands are clean!
14:07I like my socks!
14:08Is that weird?
14:09I'm wearing them right now!
14:10Wow!
14:11Kim!
14:12Don't judge me!
14:13Girls, you live like this!
14:14To be honest!
14:15Excuse me!
14:16Goodbye, timey, shall we!
14:17Look, sometimes there...
14:18Do you know how many clothes we have?
14:19Yeah!
14:20Yeah!
14:21Yeah!
14:22I mean, you have a lot, so you can change out to a new, clean set pretty easy!
14:26Wow, how does he know how many clothes we have?
14:27That's weird!
14:28Yeah, what weirdo?
14:29Eat out of our bedroom!
14:30What?!
14:31You know, it's just an educated guess!
14:33You're definitely not ridunculus, or whatever you said earlier!
14:36Ugh!
14:38I forgot what it meant!
14:39You know, that's the worst thing!
14:41I tell you to read a book, but that's supposed to be your thing!
14:43Ooh!
14:44Snoop! Snoop!
14:45Let's get down there!
14:46She's got all kinds of noble gift cards!
14:49Yes!
14:50Yes!
14:51Yes!
14:52Look at them!
14:53I have to go later!
14:54Never have I ever secretly taken photos of somebody!
14:56Oh!
14:57Uh...
14:58Uh...
14:59Yes!
15:00Yes!
15:01Yes!
15:02Yes!
15:03Yes!
15:04Yes!
15:05Yes!
15:06Yes!
15:07Yes!
15:08Yes!
15:09Yes!
15:10Yes!
15:11Yes!
15:12Yes!
15:13Yes!
15:14Yes!
15:15Yes!
15:16Yes!
15:17Yes!
15:18Yes!
15:19Oh!
15:20Wow!
15:21I should have thought about that one!
15:22Wait, so that weird white thing I saw hanging up in the trees WAS a security camera!
15:24Start tootin'!
15:25Oh!
15:26Never have I ever...
15:28caught feelings for a fictional ca...
15:30Oh my gosh.
15:31Yes!
15:32Oh totally!
15:33Ha ha!
15:34Ha ha!
15:35Let me see!
15:36Did that mean I win?
15:37They're all kissing!
15:38Oh!
15:39Look at that!
15:40Oh, girly tie!
15:41Yeah!
15:42Yay!
15:43Look at that!
15:44Wait, does it...
15:45Do any official character count?
15:47Yes.
15:48Yes!
15:49Yeah, why not?
15:50I'm gonna throttle him.
15:51I'm gonna throttle him right now.
15:52I'm gonna get him!
15:53I'm gonna get him!
15:54Get him over here!
15:55Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:57Oh!
15:58So who's your official character on there?
16:01Like, Legolas, like...
16:03Ha ha ha!
16:04I can't make it!
16:05Is there Once-ler?
16:06There's Sans?
16:07Oh, like, I don't...
16:08Oh, Sans!
16:09Danny DeVito?
16:10Like, you...
16:11Fictional characters, you know!
16:13I would enjoy it!
16:14My favorite is Danny DeVito!
16:16Oh my god, he's still on!
16:18Yeah, I know!
16:19I love him as a trash man!
16:21Thank you!