Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Ghana being fined for claiming that a man who shook his hand, also shrunk his dong.
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00:00in west africa a guy has been fined remember this story a guy claimed that he shook someone's hand
00:14and it caused his penis to shrink oh yeah dave still believes this is that's a different one
00:20that's a different one this was a we've talked about a few of these okay uh chuck tried this
00:24too he tried to say that's what happened that is what happened to me i wish i never shook that
00:29man's hand well you're lucky you're not in west africa because this guy 21 year old edmund
00:34della arda he has been fined for claiming that a passerby caused his penis to shrink
00:42meantime he just has a small penis come on
00:46prove it prove it's always been probably you guys as we've said before on the show like there
00:55is a stereotype no man like it's released about african men right it's and if you are horribly
01:03against that stereotype yeah you break it yeah it'd be a tough life for you i think oh man yeah yeah
01:12if you're a black guy with a tiny dodger that's people are expecting you to whip out a python
01:18yep especially wherever you know like i can't they always release the stats and it's always like
01:24men of ghana have the biggest ones or whatever and it's like so if you're from the area where the
01:31biggest ones are and you look down and you're like who that's four at best oh my god that's right you're
01:39always topping list of biggest penises in the world and your buddies are just like they they're
01:46on the floor yeah their penis comes around the corner before they do
01:49i get why you'd want to make people believe that it was witchcraft oh my god
01:56i bet it would feel like witchcraft i look down sometimes and i'm i'm pretty sure i was cursed
02:01you know i doubt anyone will call him but if you're a black man living with a tiny oh my goodness
02:07might want to share your story with us oh my god hi you are a small penis black man who's decided
02:15to listen to us you're out there you know it now whether or not you're brave enough to call in is
02:21up to you 1-855-954-6969 if you want to reach out to us 1-855-954-6969 to me the real tragedy is
02:30that you're like average or even like maybe even slightly above average you're right so what
02:36most people would not consider small right but someone thinks they're gonna pull them down and
02:43it's gonna be this porn star thing like oh man anonymous joining us here hello anonymous how are
02:51you i'm great how you guys doing penis and balls penis are you a black man with a small penis i am i am
03:00six three 230 pounds and stage one is smaller than my pinky oh you gotta hide that stage one at all
03:10cost trust me absolutely i don't wear sweatpants no no i do but i you can't see anything so obviously
03:18again it's just what people believe you're going to be bringing to the table is not the case have you
03:25had some disappointing moments in the bedroom or do you prepare people beforehand i remember in
03:32particular there was there was this one girl that was just like no i don't believe you i don't believe
03:37you show me it show me it and then what i did because obviously it was still stage one and i was
03:42an idiot about it oh yeah she just looked at me and she was like oh honey oh oh my god you don't want
03:49to hear that oh my god no nothing happened with her so so stay after stage one then what are you
03:56what are you what's happening after that um so lisa's asking that i am i'm asking because i have to
04:04participate in this too yeah i uh i am a grower not a shower but i would say it's just average yeah
04:13yeah at least you get to average man you just don't let the woman see it you never do i would never
04:17i would never avoid that that's for me i think you learned that lesson though with the honey
04:21comment oh my god yeah oh if i heard honey like that so it all worked out oh okay yeah see you're
04:26fine yeah he's managed to get somebody right because i'm looking for a strong branch i might
04:33turn into like 30 bats and fly away oh yeah i don't know what happens yeah they say that yeah so
04:39again he's probably just fine yeah because the stigma is that he's going to pull out a 17 incher
04:46it got to him and the fact that his stage one is a pink well also he had someone say oh honey to
04:52him yeah i mean like oh honey that's if someone looks at your genitals and says oh honey that could
04:59be some of the worst word combinations ever don't say that to a guy i'm playing like a solo game a
05:05russian roulette that night oh i wonder who's gonna win this one oh no uh randy is with us hi randy
05:14good morning good morning good morning uh do you uh suffer from a small one my in-laws have a place
05:22up on lake charlotte boy so i drive up there quite often and i have a rule with rest areas i do not
05:28stop in a rest area if it's after dark so i pull into one on 75 save time walk into the bathroom and
05:35as i walk into the bathroom there's a black man standing up and a white man giving him oral oh wow
05:40i was shocked and as the white man jumped up the black man turned to me and i was like
05:46huh not all black guys have big penises oh like you were like a reveal
05:52in one of the weirdest worst ways of all time but that's what you took from it
05:57oh honey so much better as a man at that point i was like whoa so most of them i got a question for
06:04you guys do you use the restroom as this happens or do you turn around no you go yeah you gotta
06:11go how bad you have to go i guess or whether or not you want to get in on it
06:15that was my other question was like do you i had to go so bad but i couldn't do it
06:23i was so bad you can't pee next to two guys blowing each other or what do you know you can
06:28you can so here's an advice for everyone going into a public restroom that i've picked up on you
06:34have to start whistling before you get to the door let everyone know you're from the end
06:39make a lot of noise
06:40clank some pots and pans like you're in bear country
06:54i like it you gotta do something you're not ready for that
06:59that is so strange that that's his takeaway his positive takeaway from it could have been traumatized
07:05but he has a story to tell damn it's not all that big yep you got an eyeful you stayed long
07:10enough to look right at it i feel like i would have had my once you see him on his knees it's
07:16hey get out of here you know what maybe you stayed for the show maybe you're just like
07:20i could see myself being utterly confused like shocked and you just freeze up the situation that
07:27i've walked in on and i'm like oh did a man fall is he oh no no no that pretty quickly
07:34what's happening oh i think so too he saw one tiny black dong he's been whistling ever since
07:38oh man this will never happen to you because you're a whistling man i whistle all the time
07:44all the time yeah yeah you you know i'm coming yeah but i do have a real fast walk too though so
07:52that's true that's true you can sneak right in enough time to wrap it up there cracks me up
07:58he called you a whistling man you're a whistling man
08:01i'll do it and i don't even realize i'm doing it like i for some reason i do it every time i pee
08:10you do you know every time every time i pee i'm like boop boop yeah i always know who's in there
08:15i'm like oh dave's in the bathroom
08:16whistling and pissing that's what you're doing wow wow oh whistle pisser dave now you know exactly
08:24what he's doing when you hear that whistle yeah i feel like yeah when it's a deuce i'm more serious
08:29oh my it's quiet in there i know what you're doing he's like oh no i don't hear any whistling
08:35i hope i hear some whistling soon
08:40i don't whistle
08:44it's so quiet yeah you're like dave please whistle
08:49i gotta go in there after dave and he didn't whistle at all
08:53yeah i made that realization recently i'm like oh yeah i whistle almost every time i pee but when
09:01i'm pooping yeah no it's serious business time yeah that's serious stuff peeing is more whimsical
09:07to you it is it's fun like yeah eliminating fluids yeah you know but uh but poop no yeah
09:15we got stuff to do here we got stuff to know about them yeah i don't want to get hammered
09:19i can't take that back seriously i gotta make things happen yeah just a whistling pisser