Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what could be the world's ugliest swingers giving up the lifestyle because of rude comments other swingers made about them. Then, hear from listeners about the worst swinger encounters they've had.
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00:00all right you guys i believe i've found the ugliest swingers in the world
00:12wow that's that's terrible when when'd you meet them i did not meet them i've just seen a story
00:18about them okay and they are revolting if you think swingers this is what we think right
00:25when we think swingers although there's swingers that call and email us that say we get it all
00:30wrong and it's not like that right but then these stories come around two former swingers say they
00:35gave up swinging when they got death threats that's how ugly they are oh my god it's pretty bad
00:42oh my god 43 year old elvis sharps and his partner 55 year old tracy doncaster started swinging 12
00:51years ago but now they're warning people to stay away from it they said they got a torrent of
00:56abuse as they were called fat oh people even thought they looked like mother and son and
01:01thought they were disgusting oh no so now they're calling for swingers websites and clubs to be shut
01:08down oh no here comes elvis and tracy oh god who invited elvis and tracy did you show up they're
01:15allowed they're allowed oh god yep uh they said they started swinging because they wanted to add
01:22more excitement to their relationship and make some new friends i bet but right out of the gate
01:27people called them fat saying they look like mother and son judging them he said we met one couple about
01:33three times but then they turned against us we stopped swinging early last year because things got so
01:39bad i mean i wish it was only hot people and then and that's what the swinger life was all about it's just
01:48the hottest among everyone and they just bang each other and it's great but that's not what it really
01:52is no it's elvis's and tracy's yeah it is elvis's and tracy's a whole lot of tracy are you ready to see
01:58elvis and tracy yeah i believe they could be the world's ugliest swingers wow and that's a bold statement
02:06it is it is but there we go whoa oh my god what in the hell they do look like mother and son
02:15she's got the permanent frown face she she looks like the guy she looks like the guy from trailer park
02:25she does she does she does oh i know not everybody's have seen that but bubbles bubbles she looks like
02:33it looks like if bubbles had a wife if bubbles took a wife okay so i don't care how hot stuff is
02:40summer is not their months is it no it's not oh my god it's not but if they show up to a swing
02:48party party's over right yeah like you just everyone goes home right i don't know if swingers will be
02:54willing to do themselves dirty but worst thing you've seen at a swingers party if you're willing
02:59to share that with us be honest with it's not all great you pretend it to be some of you but it can't
03:05be these people are disgusting trolls and they swing or used to she's 55 she's 55 he's 43 so she is 12
03:15years older than him yeah but i mean she looks 65 and huge i love that the other swingers like get out
03:22you're fat you're ugly fat morons go on get get out of here i feel like you have to you almost have
03:35to you have like a pitchfork right go on get out of here well they're giving the rest of them a bad
03:41name right oh it's bad it's bad bad it's so bad can you imagine what she looks like naked for one
03:48second yeah i can and i don't want to mash potatoes that's her body style like if you took
03:57them and and threw them at the plate i just plopped them on yeah look at that what do you think is in
04:03there okay spider-man it's a lot of nerd stuff yeah i don't just a lot of stuff butterflies and
04:11spider-man i think she has her half of the room yeah you're right honestly i think this is hers
04:15it's got puppies and everything on that side of the door she goes by butterfly so that's why she
04:21likes butterflies that's since you were a facebook and that's like her there's no nudes is there
04:26but no no you can't have nudes i haven't found them yet oh my goodness that lady calls herself
04:32butterfly but yeah that's what she oh my is this her friend no that's no it's another one of her
04:39accounts look at those tits they're gigantic oh it doesn't make sense to me it's like someone's gut
04:46but that's her boobs i think they're just down there they're just down there you guys i don't
04:51know if she's that bed that bed is buckling yeah she's got bigger arms than hulk hogan
04:57uh worst thing i saw at a swinger party they were offering chili and deviled eggs
05:02on the refreshment deviled eggs i mean because i can't even imagine having sex with someone who
05:21just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and chili no oh my god they are like what playing with fire yeah
05:28give it 40 minutes in that place and i bet the gas just it'd be hard to trust who made those deviled
05:34eggs oh you're right um at a hotel takeover watching women ride a motor bunny
05:39so that's one of those like uh what is the other name for them that we
05:46like uh one of the cityans yeah maybe yeah they take the attachments off and they open a new one for
05:52each person well that's nice and hygienic oh yeah but right after one really hard ride the girl
05:57kind of collapsed and had to be helped off older guy next me but next to me before they could
06:03remove the attachment ran over went right down and and slurped it oh my god oh he had his eyes on
06:12one more call here voice changing technology hello karen how are you i'm good this morning how are you
06:31guys good we're talking about the worst thing you've seen at a swingers event
06:34uh well uh we met a couple in our local hotel and uh the guy just well he smoked a little bit too
06:45much weed um on a vape couldn't handle it but anyway then um he decides he's gonna um start the
06:53whole time oh my god fart uh fart and then and then my husband my husband and his girlfriend it was a
07:03girlfriend in the hot tub watching this and then he decides to say well my buddy's got this uh this
07:09compound in pansilvania i really want you to come live there with me i'm like are you insane but the
07:16farting was unbelievable i and he but the problem was he farted the whole time because he couldn't get
07:22it up well i know i try to fart a lot when i can't that's what i do to try to impress that farting
07:30limp bastard that's so crazy the more limp i am the more i fart well yeah i don't know what the problem
07:37was oh my god he really thought that he was going to get you to go to pennsylvania to his compound
07:44what a wow that sounds tempting uh yeah no that's not a good idea no no i mean i i i could write a book
07:54but i bet did you allow this man to do anything to you oh it seems like he didn't wasn't able
08:01oh he was in coherent he couldn't do anything yeah no okay yeah all right just check it out but i feel
08:07like but i'm a lot more picky and choosy now i will tell you that yeah that's good that's that is
08:13good yeah it's just wild to me that it's like you show up you you're meeting a couple and your end of
08:22the bargain is terrible right you're the other person your partner's got a hot person in a hot tub
08:28or something and you are with farting limp dick oh my god i just can't imagine just farting the whole
08:34entire time i'm at a swinger thing well and then trying to like you can't get it up and then
08:38you're trying to invite her to your fart compound in pennsylvania or wherever oh my god big dreams
08:45pennsylvania fart compound nightmare the whole thing all of it