Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new code for swingers. Dave wants to know from our swinging listeners if it's real and what the expectations are.
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00:00it is the swing awakening swinging i don't believe has ever been more popular in america
00:12and there's nothing wrong with decorating your patch of grass with lawn flamingos
00:16if that's what you're into well it's now been revealed there is a problem with that
00:24well lisa with just the flamingos in general what does it mean though if you have flamingos in front
00:32of your rv that's now sends a message that you like to swap partners because i've been looking
00:39for an rv partner we can find you one lickety split chuck yeah i know we can uh-huh they say
00:47it's really taken off in rv parks but even now people are putting them on their cruise ship doors
00:54oh flamingo magnets swingers got to get better at getting their own signs it's like pineapples
01:03they're taking stuff that like have been around people use for decorative purposes forever the
01:08miami herald confirmed it so they wrote in an article this week that if you have a pink flamingo
01:14on your lawn you're saying the occupant of that house is an identifying and practicing swinger
01:19well i guess like i'm i'm wondering if it's just uh to get the topic started if anyone is over they i
01:27imagine they have a lot of parties yeah swinging people that i knew they always had something going
01:33on you know there's always stuff going on what do you mean oh just like parties people get together
01:39get together it's always very social you know even even with the non-swingers because you never know
01:45who you're gonna meet it'd be so weird for me to have 20 couples i hang out with that i banged
01:51you've seen all the banged them all like i banged everybody's banged everybody like it's so weird
01:58that is very strange so crazy okay so dave is an rv repairman uh and maybe he can shed some light on
02:05this they're now saying that pink flamingos are the sign that rv people swing what do you think dave
02:12yes it is and the reason for that is because they travel to different locations and there's no
02:20commitment required other than just hooking up yep i never thought of like everything like so you know
02:28you're traveling mobile swinging right yeah as an rv repairman have you ever been in some
02:34uncomfortable situations uh yes indeed i have yes so you've been invited into those tiny little
02:41bedrooms uh yeah um i've been asked to video uh in regards to it it's like no that's all right
02:52i'm fine wow that's crazy wanted you to tape them having sex because then they would have asked for
02:59more if you can talk someone into videotaping you a stranger then you're pretty much know you're gonna
03:07tag them in at some point yeah i think so i think so it's gonna be a free for all yeah this is strictly
03:12all women this is uh the ones that i've encountered they are all the women within the uh pride movement
03:20it has not been any men at all hold on it was the lesbian rv ladies that wanted you to tape them
03:26yes well why did you say no well he might have a girlfriend he could have a wife he'll be
03:33committed you know i mean it's tough to explain that one to a partner hey they were very large
03:40oh i didn't want to say okay bebop and rock steady wanted him i love him i love him to the
03:49break it to your way around a video camera yeah at least it was waiting to say it at the right
03:54time she's like oh there we go he's so precious he's such a precious idiot it's all the years of
04:01porn that you've watched it's not your fault i guess oh i know remember it's rv park right
04:07remember that whole rv part that you're making fun of before skinny people there exactly uh hello
04:14anonymous you are a swinger you like to use the term lifestyle it seems oh yeah yeah okay
04:20you're in the lifestyle you're into the lifestyle do you advertise your lifestyle then yeah somewhat
04:26somewhat so uh my wife and i are both in health care and um there's a lot of people that are swingers
04:33that actually are very discreet because in this environment this world right now it's really
04:37um it's dangerous to your occupation to your kids they won't be able to play soccer anymore
04:43if someone knocked on your door though and said hey uh here you guys are into the lifestyle
04:47would you welcome them in absolutely not there has to be chemistry um it's not like in the movies
04:55you just don't hook up what if you don't like this person what if they've got bad teeth you know
04:59it's not like that not at all yeah can't do sound again that's yeah that'd be real all right
05:06all right okay thanks anonymous i'm good uh someone said is there a something i can
05:13put on my front lawn to let people know i'm single and i'll bang their wife like a bull
05:16i'm gonna put a bull oh wow you should start selling you should start selling little plastic
05:21lawn bowls yeah oh my god can you buy a lawn bowl please tell me no one's done it oh this is
05:27brilliant lawn bowls plastic lawn Dave and Chuck the freak trademark i don't know about brilliant
05:34it is brilliant Lisa doesn't exist
05:37Dave lost his ass on lawn bowls
05:42you guys this is it this is not it it's it we're in the money yeah
05:54okay so what you want is a bow 500 plastic lawn bowls with a stick yeah so they can go like
06:05flamingos what the hell what the hell is wrong you're gonna lose everything
06:10it's a risk and a risk uh on a regular line we do go to anonymous though in tampa hello anonymous
06:16hello how are you guys this morning we're doing good you are a swinger yep can i get a prepare to
06:24peg as i feel appropriate for the conversation so do you advertise though do you have a flamingo
06:31or a pineapple or anything else out there letting people know so a lot of the times just like you
06:36had some other callers that we use um a lot of it is apps but when we do go to certain places
06:42um a lot of times they will have things like necklaces that have beads on them yeah so a lot
06:47of people very much like in the gay community you know they have a rainbow um ours is just a little
06:52bit different in the sense where if you wear for example a blue and a pink bead that means you're
06:57bisexual you're into both men and women so sometimes the yellow what beads do you prefer
07:03what beads do you prefer oh a little muffed i haven't never heard anybody well that's not true
07:11i mean i just like to rock the horizons yeah sure all right um there are some that are black beads
07:17that are you are there specifically for pegging um there are some that are red beads as in a male
07:23for a bull so there's all different beads for all different reasons chug you better throw away those
07:28black beads i got a whole necklace of black beads big big big big little did i know
07:35he's getting more man that guy really likes to get picked
07:40i'm gonna have all the necklaces
07:44that guy's into everything that guy will do anything
07:50i mean at this point you might as well yeah what the hell who cares
07:55you know um let's go uh to be a dream to get picked joseph hello you into the lifestyle
08:02so check this out me and my girl we go you know to this hotel and whatnot and stuff like that and
08:10everything's all good you know and we don't swing you know we don't go not into that stuff
08:13right and uh okay so i'm cooking some food and i see this guy come out and uh he says hi he's got
08:20a la um lakers hat i have my patriots hat on and uh i said hey you know just try to be nice i'm like
08:28hey you want some food man he's like yeah it's me and my girls yeah all right cool cool cool
08:32so i go outside and i'm preparing the food and i come inside he jumps in the bed
08:38he just jumped in the bed what and i said to myself uh l.a freak no more than welcome to keep but uh
08:49what's going on here yeah and uh i go outside i go outside he talks to me he says hey hey hey hey
08:57hey he's like you want that you want some of that girl you want my girl you want my girl you know you
09:01don't you know i'm like no i i i no i was just making some kebabs making some kebabs man so just
09:12because you were nice to him he took that as an invitation that you like to swing yeah yeah and i
09:18had no intention we had no intention in doing it you know what i'm saying i mean i i wasn't i didn't
09:22even know the guy the stranger guy from he's from la and then we changed numbers like i said and
09:28ended up showing me a picture of them in the hot tub and uh she was uh pleasing him in uh yeah of
09:34course in a certain way why did you give him your number why did you give him your number
09:37they came fast friends they came fast friends you were into it joseph most men that jump in my bed
09:43i get their number you know what let's text yeah there's like there's like six guys in my phone
09:51just give me your number joseph what are you doing why did you do that oh yeah you know maybe if i
09:57change my mind yeah you never know it's good to have options open it's good to have options
10:01it's nice to know you got a wife you can bang listen if you offer me food i could jump in your bed
10:07i love that he's like what are you some kind of freak whatever what's your number no you just
10:11offered me uh god you weirdo i just offered you some barbecue what is your number here take my hat
10:18let's change i feel like exchanging hats is another sign yeah why not we're swapping hats
10:24whatever it's a soft swap it's called the soft swap now we know why chuck keeps bringing in pulled
10:30pork yeah exactly i get one every time he did he's been trying to get me with this griddle ever since
10:38any takers yeah that is crazy but there you go so lots of signs you may not even know that you're
10:46throwing out there or man the necklace thing you gotta be careful if you're deciding to
10:53your bead necklaces something any kind of colored black beads i think any kind of colored necklace
10:59you can't do that gave me like a good luck black bead like bracelet when we first started this show
11:05yeah yeah exactly i bet he's got flamingos all right
11:11you