Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 77-year-old Florida man who was arrested for selling black-market erectile dysfunction drugs in the Villages retirement community.
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00:00it sucks to be old
00:08of course this happened in the villages okay the biggest retirement community in america
00:18a 77 year old florida man is accused of selling illegal erectile dysfunction drugs
00:29that's right get them other hot boys singing viagra over there oh you know it that's how i bought this
00:36cadillac gorgeous isn't it i'm trying to save up for a corvette i'll take one dozen here you go one
00:46two three awesome um he specifically was trying to hawk 1800 bucks worth of black market erectile
00:59dysfunction drugs reginald reggie cancer reggie reggie is the name he goes by at the villages
01:09call him reggie rigid reggie yeah he's hard as a rock that guy's hard all the time known on the
01:15street as rigid reggie yep i guess bought a slew of erectile dysfunction products including i haven't
01:23heard of any of this stuff snow vitra oh you got the snows yep i'm looking for some snow
01:30everyone would think it's coke but it's not in the villages i'm not talking about cocaine
01:37snow vitra also velitra never heard of it and camagra oral jelly that's right you got that jelly too
01:53of course i do i'm rigid reggie
01:56hard as a rock uh it is not the first time old rigid reggie's been in some trouble
02:08oh yeah he's been busted for possession of more traditional drugs like marijuana and cocaine in
02:16the past well i've got all the good stuff too take both the snow here's all the snow you can handle
02:21he was featured heavily in that documentary on the villagers as well oh really uh he is sure
02:30they say to get a stiff sentence that was the that was the police joke not mine there he is that's me
02:36look how happy i am wild man hard rigid reggie god i'm hard in this photo
02:42what do you need he looks like he could hook you up oh my god yeah he's got his own youtube
02:50oh let's check it out incredible there he is here let's see what oh boy who knows what he's gonna say
02:58i'm hard right now let's go boys hit the golf course
03:02a lot of it is golf of course um
03:06it's all about i will shoot 80 by january 1st yeah it's all like golf stuff yep it's all four years
03:15old sings here okay i'm gonna hear him perform i'm afraid i'm afraid
03:21this is oda viagra
03:25someone's gonna let him know about it's probably high as a kite you're right you're right he's hard
03:40as a rock right now that's why the guitar is a little up hard as a rock and high as a kite
03:44okay who knows where he's gonna go with this song you think he gets crazy i don't know he sees it he
03:59purrs like a cat so yeah what happens after that yep the summary of his month
04:05oh my god his man titties are crazy oh my god the villages
04:18hello so this is probably not probably this is the most profound
04:25highest point of my life so far and you can see that i'm not some people think that when people
04:36come to jesus oh my goodness the highest point of his life i thought he was talking about like
04:42he was high jesus told him to sell those yeah exactly that's how it works that's how it works
04:50jesus told me to do it jesus is a friend of mine i love the idea of jesus actually doing that
04:58showing up hey rigid reggie yeah it's jesus oh my god jesus yeah i need you to sell snow vitra what
05:05and a bunch of jelly and a bunch of you don't want me to give away all my possessions no no no i want
05:10you to get into the drug selling game i can do that yeah i can do that sell boner medications oh boy
05:17all that i'll do it then a message from jesus thank you jesus jesus he knows me he does yoga in one of
05:24those robes it's kung foolery in a yoga robe well this guy's crazy yeah i wouldn't so he was in the
05:35documentary then you can see why because he's a character so they always forget about that
05:39documentary until we talk about it i still haven't watched it i haven't watched it either
05:44someone said rigid reggie's theme song should be like a rock stand in arrow straight
05:53what has anyone heard of snow vitra though no like is it just like i haven't heard of any of that i
05:58haven't heard of the val valetra whatever no and that oral gel i looked it up i'm not sure if there's
06:04the different like formulas for it but it looks like that's to prevent like premature stuff oh so
06:10he's hooking up all the guys in the villages yeah right what's your problem they all come in and see
06:15him well let me tell you rich what do you got going on sock boner okay when it gets going off like a rocket
06:25okay i got two things for you i got the snow vitra yep and i got a little bit of this jelly here
06:30yep and i gotta get some young broads so you might as well give me some coke there you go have some
06:34thank you so much
06:38you're the best reg rigid reggie they call me he's the best he does look like he's a party though
06:45yeah he knows how to party but he's gonna preach to you too yeah there's a little bit of that yeah
06:52so you gotta take some of that 77 years old selling illegal erectile dysfunction yeah listen
07:01if i'm 77 and i gotta smile that big and i've been arrested you're doing something right life can't
07:06be that bad i guess right seems to be okay like he's just taking it for what it is well jesus will
07:13tell me something else to do if you want to see what old rigid reggie looks like uh you can check out
07:20his mug shot which is up at dave and chuck the freak dot com there is a link to it there do you
07:24think there's like uh like a rigid reggie group of people what do you like he's a part of like a
07:31larger group of like there's a like almost like a group of not countrywide but villages wide oh i'm
07:38sure like there's like a whole crowd that he runs in like there's another like there's a rigid ricky
07:44out there too well no like oh probably hard hairy but what i mean is like there's a quiet group you
07:50know like there's a quiet group of seniors there oh and then there's a crazy party wild bunch absolutely
07:56that is huge from what we've seen the wild bunch is the bigger bunch yeah villages right they all uh
08:03look at the golf cart craziness the parties that happen the happy hours i mean they shut it down
08:09early but they go when they go yeah exactly the party's over at 5 30 yeah but you had some crazy
08:14hours they're topless until then hard yeah i'm rigid she's topless someone said i took that um
08:25like crow mcgrin or whatever oral jelly in thailand i thought my head was gonna pop off
08:29good lord like like his head head yeah i don't know yeah what are you talking about clarify a
08:38couple of heads it could be like both suck the craziest boner you thought your head your wiener
08:43head was gonna pop off yeah maybe like it was so rigid it was gonna explode like a super boner
08:48the super boner um it can also uh cause agitation i'm a little upset oh no yeah i'm hard as a rock
08:56right now and i'm mad and uh decreased urine output i haven't peed in a week hard haven't peed getting
09:07quite quite upset about and vision changes what i can't where are you i'm over here oh there you are
09:14i'm pissed i'm angry i haven't peed in two weeks oh my god and i'm hard as a rock