Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested for breaking into someone's unlocked vehicle and her mugshot looks like she was just caught in a hurricane.
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00:00A woman has been arrested in Cape Coral, Florida.
00:10She was caught breaking into a car at Beef O'Brady's.
00:16Okay.
00:17I love that name.
00:18I do too.
00:19Beef O'Brady's.
00:19Beef O'Brady's.
00:20This was in the restaurant's parking lot.
00:23I'm Beef O'Brady.
00:25Yeah, it's not bad.
00:26They responded to a report of a burglary in progress at the Beef O'Brady's on Del Prado Boulevard.
00:32The owner of the vehicle had left the restaurant and noticed that her driver's side door was open.
00:37As she approached, she noticed a 50-year-old woman, Audra Schwamm, in the driver's seat going through all her stuff.
00:47And trust me, when you see this woman's mugshot, you would not want her touching any of your stuff.
00:54Right.
00:56She's got our mugshot of the day at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:00What an honor.
01:01Hmm?
01:02What an honor.
01:03Yeah.
01:05Well, oh my God.
01:08She looks like she was in a hurricane.
01:12Right before this?
01:13And just found from like 20 years ago.
01:17Yeah.
01:18There's a woman caught in an invisible tornado in my car.
01:22Hurricane Andrew did this to my hair.
01:241980s.
01:27She's only 50, huh?
01:29Yeah.
01:29She's 50 years old.
01:31Oh, no, no, no.
01:32This woman is 50 years old.
01:34Oh, man.
01:35Wow.
01:36That's troubling.
01:37It looks like there's just dust in the photo.
01:40Yeah.
01:41From coming off of her.
01:42Yeah, I don't know.
01:42It's like if Pigpen had a mom.
01:45Yeah.
01:45Right?
01:46Mm-hmm.
01:46And she was caught in a tornado or a hurricane and didn't change anything since.
01:52She lost her teeth in that hurricane, too.
01:53Well, yeah.
01:55Yeah.
01:56The teeth have been gone for a while.
01:58Threw her a sender.
01:59My teeth!
02:01My hair!
02:02Yeah.
02:03My face!
02:03Her hair is inexplicable.
02:07Yeah, it doesn't.
02:08Honestly.
02:08It's doing things that I can't.
02:10It looks like it was swirled with wind.
02:13Yeah.
02:13Right?
02:13Yeah.
02:13Or she slept on it like that and hasn't combed it in 50 years.
02:18Yeah.
02:18Or she's like white trash Medusa.
02:20Or if she just never slept for the last 30 years.
02:23Yeah, she actually slept on it.
02:24It's probably a little bit of all of that.
02:30Hasn't looked in a mirror.
02:32So, Lisa, you come out of Beefo Brady's.
02:34Yeah, because that's what I would be doing.
02:36And this woman's touching all your stuff.
02:39So, did she shoot?
02:41Was this a shooting?
02:42No, this wasn't.
02:43Oh, okay.
02:43The other two were shooting.
02:44This wasn't a shooting.
02:45Okay.
02:46Um, the owner cornered this woman in her car, not allowing her to flee.
02:54Hmm.
02:55I let her get out of my car as fast as I can.
02:59Get.
02:59I know.
03:00Go on, get.
03:01That's like a possum.
03:02You won't get that stink out.
03:03That's like a possum one in your.
03:03No.
03:04You won't get that stink out.
03:06Gotta lock those doors.
03:08How do you get that many wrinkles at 50?
03:10I don't know.
03:11You just live outside your whole life, I think.
03:13You're just living outside.
03:14You smoke meth and pass out, right?
03:16Right on the beach.
03:17Right on the beach.
03:18Yep.
03:19No sunscreen.
03:20Yep.
03:21Yeah, that's, I guess.
03:22You turn into a leather couch.
03:23She's been caught in 72 hurricanes and she's lived on a beach.
03:27And that does explain, then, the look we see in front of us.
03:31Yeah.
03:31I wish I saw the whole of her head.
03:35Because I still think there's stuff going on up top that it's cut off in the photo that would still make even less sense.
03:43Because her hair is as bad as it can be.
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:50She's got a list of bookings and stuff when you look her up.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Court records are fairly extensive.
03:58I would think she doesn't have social media, right?
04:04Oh, at least this picture's a little bit better.
04:07Yeah, you can really see the dirt in.
04:08Oh, man.
04:09The dirt in the tan.
04:10Holy cow.
04:11You can really see the extra wrinkles.
04:14Yeah.
04:14It's a little lighter.
04:15It just shows off more.
04:17Oh, you hate to have her name.
04:18Wrinkles don't even make sense, really.
04:20They're not like expression.
04:22They're not their typical expression wrinkles or anything.
04:25No, it's just like, um, you're just.
04:30Your skin is going away.
04:32Yeah.
04:32It's just going away.
04:33Everything's just going away, you know?
04:35Yeah.
04:35Yeah.
04:36It's just going away.