The.Feud.2025.S01E05
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00:00Somebody has killed two magpies and thrown one of them through our window.
00:04Seemingly we are the people who someone else hates.
00:06I'm sorry, I have no choice.
00:10Seriously?
00:11Please, you need to listen.
00:14Maybe we should stop.
00:16Stop?
00:17Marcus is either missing or he's buried under that tree.
00:19So what are you going to do?
00:20I'm going to dig up that tree.
00:22I know an affair when I see one, Em.
00:26Get that head out of my house!
00:28Get off her!
00:28Why kidding women, do you?
00:58What are we going to do?
01:04We should have called an ambulance.
01:05I panicked.
01:06I mean, as soon as he hit the force.
01:07I should have called an ambulance.
01:08I should have done the right thing.
01:09I can't believe I let you convince me.
01:11What if he dies?
01:12Then you killed a man and I'm complicit.
01:16I'm going to call the police.
01:17I'm going to tell them what happened.
01:18No, you can't.
01:18It was an accident.
01:19Yeah, but I pushed him.
01:20Look, at the very least, I need to speak to Barbara.
01:22Emma, just stop.
01:23Yeah, but she was the one that called the ambulance.
01:26She must have found her.
01:27What if she heard everything?
01:29Well, maybe she didn't.
01:29Maybe she just woke up and then she found him.
01:33John, I'm a solicitor.
01:35I believe in the law and doing the right thing.
01:37And for whatever messed up reason last night, we didn't.
01:39You might believe in the law, but you also believe in getting people off, don't you?
01:43I believe in giving people a fair hearing, yeah?
01:46People like me.
01:52I can't do this.
01:59I asked you to pay what you owe me.
02:01You haven't done that.
02:02Lee, the fact that this planning's been pulled, that's not my problem.
02:07Listen, mate, you're going to pay me this week.
02:10Or what?
02:11I'm sure your neighbours would be very happy to see me pull this down.
02:14What's the old fellow next door called?
02:16Derek.
02:18Unless, of course, he's no longer an issue.
02:22Why would he no longer be an issue?
02:24Well, as you're finding out with the planning.
02:28Situations change.
02:39Hi, it's Sonia.
02:52Leave a message after the beep.
02:53Hi, Sonia.
02:55It's me.
02:57I just wanted to, um...
02:59Well, I haven't...
03:01I haven't seen you since...
03:04Look, I just...
03:06I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
03:12And, um...
03:14I'm sorry.
03:18Morning.
03:18Oh.
03:19Hi.
03:21I was...
03:21Shit.
03:29Hi.
03:45Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:53Terry here. Leave a message.
04:14Hi, Grandad. It's Beth. I just wanted to speak.
04:23Dad. Dad, you need to call me. It's about the planning. I can't believe you've done this.
04:38Emma! Gosh, you are in a hurry for something. How can I help you?
04:42I was just wondering if everything was okay. I saw an ambulance.
04:48Why don't you come in? I've just made a fresh brew.
04:53Are you coming, Emma? You're letting the cold in.
05:07Now, I can't remember. Do you take sugar?
05:11No.
05:13Say stop.
05:14Oh, yeah. Thanks.
05:22So.
05:25How's it all going?
05:27Go on.
05:28The build. Looks like it's coming on.
05:31What have you done to your face?
05:32Oh, I slipped on this damn floor.
05:37You know Derek. He never stops cleaning.
05:41You're going to be okay?
05:43Of course. Why?
05:47Where is Derek? It's just that I saw the ambulance last night.
05:51How's John?
05:53Has I had any luck finding a new job?
05:55Barbara.
05:56Where's Derek?
05:59I thought you came to see if I was okay.
06:03Now you're asking about Derek.
06:04You don't even like him.
06:06Well, it's not that I don't like him.
06:07You certainly don't seem to like him.
06:08Well, it's just that I knew that it was him with the magpies that he was trying to intimidate me.
06:12What are you talking about?
06:12Look, Barbara.
06:14Sorry, I just wanted to come back.
06:15The ambulance was for him.
06:16Yes.
06:17But I assume you know that.
06:21Why would I know that?
06:22He had a fall.
06:23Right.
06:28And you found him?
06:30Here in the kitchen.
06:31I'd been asleep.
06:35And he was just lying there.
06:37It was a curious thing.
06:40He's been very stressed.
06:42He found your builders.
06:44And the noise is rather overbearing.
06:47Is he going to be okay?
06:49Do you care?
06:51A moment ago he was a magpie murderer.
06:53Of course I care.
06:54How long have we known each other?
06:56Ten years?
06:57Twelve?
06:58More?
06:59Listen, I just wanted to come over to us.
07:01He's still unconscious.
07:03They don't know how or if he'll come round.
07:09Sorry.
07:10What for?
07:11You didn't do anything.
07:16So if you really think Derek's been trying to scare you with dead birds,
07:21then you can ask him if he comes home.
07:24Or maybe if you're really certain you should call the police.
07:26No.
07:32I didn't think you'd want the police involved.
07:34You know, just in case.
07:37In case what?
07:41I think your tea's gone cold.
07:43Barbara, what do you mean in case...
07:44Goodbye, Emma.
07:44I'm going to college.
08:00Oh, right.
08:01Yeah, of course.
08:02Are you okay?
08:04Do you need a lift?
08:05Because I'm going that way.
08:06Okay.
08:06Did you speak to her?
08:18He's in hospital.
08:19Right.
08:20Think you'd be okay?
08:24Do you think she knows?
08:25I don't know, John.
08:26She said she'd been asleep.
08:29Do you believe her?
08:32Maybe I've spent too many years in the court,
08:34but I don't think I believe anyone anymore.
08:36What are you going to do?
08:37Well, if we go to the police now,
08:40they'll just wonder why we didn't report it earlier.
08:42It won't look good.
08:45You need to think.
09:06John!
09:19Don't you dream in again?
09:21You know what you need?
09:22A job.
09:24Mate, I unlocked it a few times,
09:25but your door was open.
09:26Bloody builders.
09:27Oh, I don't know.
09:28I don't know why.
09:29I mean...
09:29Is it a bad time?
09:30It's not great.
09:31I have to...
09:31It won't take long.
09:32I just need some advice.
09:33Sure.
09:34I just...
09:34I do need to...
09:35I think Sonia's pregnant.
09:36Pregnant?
09:37Yeah.
09:38How?
09:38How?
09:40What?
09:40You're asking me how my wife got pregnant?
09:43No.
09:43I mean...
09:45No.
09:46Obviously, I know...
09:48I know how.
09:49I mean, it's just...
09:50That's not what I...
09:51Sorry.
09:53I'm just...
09:54I'm just surprised.
09:57Imagine how I feel.
10:01Sorry.
10:03I'm just...
10:04You...
10:05You said you think she's pregnant?
10:07Yeah.
10:09So what?
10:09She hasn't told you?
10:10Well, I found the test in her bag.
10:13Why...
10:14Why hasn't she told you?
10:15I don't know.
10:17Maybe she thinks I'll be angry.
10:19Are you angry?
10:20I thought I would be, but...
10:22Do you know what?
10:24I'm thrilled!
10:28I think it's what we need.
10:30New challenge.
10:32You know how it is.
10:33I mean...
10:34You never get in your kitchen.
10:37We're getting a family.
10:39And do you know what really makes this thing feel like a miracle?
10:45We've only had sex once, maybe twice in the last year.
10:50Yeah.
10:52Maybe I should be starting digging for oil.
10:54I'm on a run, man.
10:57So what do you think?
10:58Well, should I tell her I know, or...
11:00Should I wait for her to tell me?
11:02I think you should...
11:03You should let her tell you.
11:04It's her news to share, isn't it?
11:05Yeah.
11:07Yeah, I think you're right.
11:09Hey.
11:10Thanks, man.
11:15I'm glad you're first of all.
11:17Do you know, we've been neighbours a long time.
11:21I would never really realise how much of a good friend you become.
11:23Well, this is an unexpected pleasure.
11:34So, how are you?
11:36What's up, Beth?
11:38You OK?
11:39Yeah.
11:40Yeah, I'm fine.
11:41Is it your mum?
11:44What is it?
11:46It's just...
11:48I'm sure it's nothing.
11:50Well, it doesn't look like nothing.
11:54I shouldn't have involved yet.
11:56I don't know what I was thinking.
11:59Involved me in what?
12:10What is this?
12:10I don't understand.
12:13Did you take these?
12:15No.
12:16Someone I know.
12:18A friend.
12:20Beth, what's going on?
12:24Why were you there?
12:26Why did you meet Dad?
12:27I thought that you and him...
12:29Hey, look, none of that matters.
12:31Why are you showing me these photos?
12:33Why were they taken?
12:35Did you see anyone else when you met him?
12:38Was he alone?
12:39Sorry, I shouldn't have...
12:50Beth!
12:51I shouldn't have said anything!
12:52Beth!
12:52Beth!
12:53There are more of these photos.
12:55I need to see them.
12:56Who took these?
13:14Like I said, a friend.
13:19These weren't taken by a friend, Beth.
13:21Who was it?
13:23Her name...
13:24It was just...
13:25It was someone I thought was a friend.
13:28Beth!
13:28Oh, Crandon, I'm scared.
13:29You need to tell me the name of this person.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:34Don't tell Mum.
13:36Please.
13:38I don't know why I told you.
13:57What the hell?
14:00I need to speak to you.
14:02We spoke.
14:03You told me this was over.
14:05Alan told me.
14:08Told you what?
14:09What are you talking about?
14:10You're pregnant.
14:15He found the test in your...
14:17In your bag.
14:21Sonia, we need to...
14:22Why would he tell you that, not me?
14:24I don't know.
14:26He...
14:27He wanted my advice.
14:31Advice?
14:32Yeah, on whether or not he should tell you he knew.
14:35Is it mine?
14:43Tonya, is it?
14:48Fuck.
14:49Why didn't you tell me?
14:50I don't owe you anything.
14:52This, this thing between us, this, this affair, it's crazy, it's meaningless.
15:00Well, maybe...
15:01Maybe I was wrong.
15:05Maybe, um...
15:07Maybe you and I can...
15:08You and I can what?
15:11Blow up our lives and start a family?
15:12Okay.
15:12I was going to tell you.
15:19The other day when you...
15:22Because I was happy.
15:29Finding out made me feel something I've never felt.
15:31It made me want to...
15:34Sonia.
15:35You just need to leave and forget this whole thing ever happened.
15:37This is why I didn't tell you.
15:39But...
15:39But nothing.
15:40This is over.
15:41You said it yourself.
15:42Please.
15:49He knows...
15:51About us.
15:55That's why he...
15:57He wanted to see my reaction.
16:00That's...
16:01No, of course he doesn't.
16:03Just...
16:03You're going to keep it.
16:04Just go.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:40Um, Emma mentioned that Derek had had a fall. Is he okay?
16:51They say he's pretty sick. He hit his head on the table.
16:54Oh, I'm sorry. How did it happen?
16:58Certainly a mystery.
17:02Well, I hope he gets better.
17:10Hey.
17:30You're not an easy person to find.
17:32Emma, listen.
17:38No, you listen. I can't believe that even you have sunk this low. So I need you to find some sort of soul in that festering pit of resentment that runs your life.
17:46What are you talking about?
17:47You know what I'm talking about? The planning.
17:49But what? I got it for you, didn't I?
17:51Yeah. And then you halted it. You got your bitter little minion to reverse the planning because they didn't sign your loan agreement.
17:56They reversed the permission?
17:58No, they did.
17:59I promise you, I know nothing about this.
18:01Right. So if you didn't do it, who did?
18:03I have no idea.
18:04For God's sake, why'd you lie to me? I'm your daughter.
18:08Yes, that's why I helped you. I didn't do it, Em.
18:12Dad, I've lost my job. The renovations have stopped. The builder wants his money. My weird neighbours. I can't do this anymore.
18:19Hey, you lost your job? Why have you...
18:21Look, it doesn't matter. Please, please, Dad. Just put this right.
18:24Look, I didn't do this. You've got to believe me.
18:27I just wanted a kitchen. I mean, is that so bad?
18:29I saw Beth.
18:34What?
18:35She wanted...
18:36She wanted to what?
18:37I don't know. She said she was scared.
18:40What was she scared of?
18:42I don't know. You need to talk to her and find out what's going on.
18:46I just don't... I don't understand.
18:48Call your kid.
18:53Have I said something wrong? Or do you just hate my photos?
18:56I mean, I show you my work.
19:01Work you inspired.
19:03And you leave without saying a word.
19:06You won't return any of my calls.
19:08I just feel it.
19:09Why did you take those photos?
19:12Where does anyone take photos?
19:14I know why I do.
19:16To capture a moment in time.
19:20It speaks a thousand words.
19:23Isn't that what everyone says?
19:24Do you know who those people are?
19:28The people in the cafe?
19:30Well, whoever they were.
19:32They look like people doing something that they shouldn't.
19:36That's why I enjoyed them.
19:38Why'd you say that?
19:39Because two people that age, having that much fun,
19:43have either just had sex,
19:45or they were about to.
19:47No married couple that old is ever in that situation.
19:50But then you know what's happened to interpretation.
19:57You do know who they are, don't you?
19:59What's got an end of it?
20:00There's no way.
20:01This could be a coincidence.
20:03Andy, I need you to tell me what's going on.
20:06Andy, please.
20:07You need to tell me what it is that you're doing.
20:08Andy, please.
20:08Andy, please.
20:08Andy, please.
20:08Andy, please.
20:10Andy, please.
20:15Andy, please.
20:45What's going on?
20:46Andy, what are you doing?
20:48No money, no kitchen.
20:49God's sake, man.
20:53Have you got my money?
20:58I'll take that as a no.
20:59Police, please.
21:18Yeah, police.
21:22I need to report something.
21:23Tomorrow, I'll start taking down the fucking walls.
21:32I thought you'd like to know.
21:34Derek's looking like he might be recovering.
21:36Oh.
21:38That's terrific.
21:39Are you okay?
21:40Yeah, yeah.
21:41Why wouldn't I be?
21:43Oh, by the way,
21:44I saw you coming out of Sonia's earlier.
21:47You look pretty upset about something.
21:48If I were you,
21:50I'd be a bit more careful.
21:53Emma's no fool.
21:54None of us are.
22:02Sir?
22:03Sir, are you still there?
22:05Oh, sorry.
22:05Um, no, it's okay.
22:08Yeah, sorry.
22:08It's okay.
22:09It's okay.
22:09It's okay.
22:09It's okay.
22:09It's okay.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:40Sonia!
22:58Looks like they think they need more privacy.
23:02He's locked the gate as well.
23:10Yeah, actually, I'm glad he's put it up.
23:15Wish it had had it years ago.
23:17I mean, we all get on, but it's all become a bit matey.
23:22How was work?
23:23Yeah, yeah, it was good.
23:25I've just got a bit of marking to do, actually.
23:29I saw John.
23:31Oh?
23:33Yeah, he didn't mention his new privacy initiative.
23:36I think he had something else on his mind.
23:39It was odd.
23:40Like, he wasn't listening to anything I was telling him.
23:43He didn't say anything, but...
23:45I think he's got a secret of some kind.
23:48A secret?
23:50Don't know why I think yet.
23:50I just get that impression.
23:54Guess not all couples are as lucky as I say.
23:57Want a curry later?
23:58Oh, yeah.
23:59Yeah.
24:00I fancy a curry.
24:01I don't know.
24:10Hi, this is John.
24:19Please leave a message.
24:21Where are you?
24:21I need to see you.
24:22Much as I'm enjoying this little game, it would be much easier if you just told me the code.
24:44Why are you doing this?
24:47I thought it would be much nicer if your mum received the photos from your phone rather than mine.
24:51No.
24:52Why are you doing this?
24:54All of this?
24:55You could go to jail.
24:56You think they'll believe you over me?
25:00Are you crazy?
25:01I'm doing this to answer your question, because the truth matters.
25:05And in this case, your mother deserves to know that her husband, your father, is shagging the neighbour.
25:12Well, even if that is true, why do you care?
25:19What's the code, Beth?
25:23Just use your thumb.
25:24No, no, stop!
25:25Stop!
25:28That wasn't that hard, was it?
25:31Oh, speak of the devil.
25:36Beth, it's me.
25:38Are you there?
25:40Beth, I saw your granddad.
25:41He said he saw you and that he was scared.
25:44What's going on, Beth?
25:47Please, Beth.
25:50Looks like someone's been crying to granddad.
25:52You have to stop.
25:54You do have to do this.
25:57It's not fair, my mum.
25:58Fair?
26:00Do you think she cares about that?
26:02Do you think having me suspended for absolutely no reason is fair?
26:06Of course it isn't.
26:07But I think it's about time she understood what fair feels like.
26:14Fair feels like.
26:14Is it Emma?
26:41Do you think she knows?
26:46I don't know.
26:47I don't think so.
26:50What am I going to do?
26:55I have to talk to Alan.
26:56The baby's mine, right?
27:07And you want to keep it?
27:08Oh, for God's sake.
27:09Then...
27:11I think we should do this together.
27:16John?
27:17You called me.
27:18You wanted to see me.
27:19I thought it was for a reason.
27:21Well, yeah, because obviously you're the only person I can talk to about this.
27:33I thought I wanted it to stop.
27:38I thought Emma and I could make a go of things, but...
27:42You know what?
27:46When Alan told me you were pregnant...
27:51Something happened.
27:56You told me you felt excited.
28:00Or so did I.
28:05What are you saying?
28:08Well, then we should leave our marriages, run off and bring up this kid together.
28:11Yeah.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Yeah, I think I am.
28:24Look.
28:25My marriage hasn't been good for a long time, and yours clearly hasn't either.
28:28Otherwise, this would never have happened in the first place, would it?
28:31This was about sex for me, not love.
28:35Oh, God.
28:39We have something.
28:41Oh, please.
28:42The other day you wanted this to end.
28:43That's because I was scared.
28:44I've been scared my whole bloody life.
28:46Every decision I've ever made has been made out of fear.
28:50Even you and Emma?
28:52Look.
28:54We barely knew each other when Emma got pregnant with Beth.
28:57And it just, it felt...
29:00It just kind of made sense.
29:02Oh, so, just like you and me, then.
29:06No.
29:08This is different.
29:09This is...
29:09This is real.
29:12Real.
29:14How can you know that?
29:16Because we have so much to lose.
29:19And I'm prepared to risk it.
29:22That's how I know.
29:22If you want this.
29:30And so do I.
29:31You know your camera's broken.
29:49When did that happen?
29:50Well, I can check my CCTV, but I don't think it was pointing at your house.
29:56Right.
29:57Well, okay.
29:58Thanks.
29:58Well, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:00I've been thinking about your magpie problem.
30:04Okay.
30:04Well, you said you thought it was Derek.
30:07Mm-hmm.
30:09Yeah.
30:10I mean, Derek's in hospital, so...
30:12If I don't get any more, then I know for sure it's him.
30:14Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about, because...
30:17I've not looked back through all the footage from last night yet.
30:19I'll check that.
30:20But the point is, if anyone goes in or out of that house, I can see it.
30:26And I've never, ever seen Derek with the dead birds.
30:29But I have seen something else.
30:32Your builder.
30:35What about him?
30:36Well, he was here quite late.
30:39He was parked up there.
30:41He then spent a bit of time looking at your house.
30:44And then, Alan turned up.
30:47They had some sort of, I don't know, it was an altercation.
30:50I assume Alan's not happy with the build.
30:52And I can't blame him.
30:55Nick.
30:56Sorry, I don't understand what you mean.
30:58Well, what was odd is that just before he left, he looked straight up into my camera, glaring, not in a good way, like, you know, some kind of...
31:08What?
31:11There is something going on with him.
31:14That's what I'm saying.
31:15And the point is, I don't think Derek is your magpie man.
31:19Now, I will get to the bottom of it.
31:20You don't have to worry about that.
31:21But that's not a...
31:23Sorry.
31:27I'll have to take this.
31:28Okay.
31:29I'll have to take this.
31:52Hi, it's Beth. I'm fine, thanks for asking. Leave a message.
32:10Beth, what's happening? Where did you get those pictures? What's going on?
32:20Emma!
32:22Alan.
32:24Where is it? Are you okay? Did John tell you my news? Sonny's pregnant.
32:33What?
32:33Yeah. Can you believe she told him before she told me? They were obviously closer than I thought.
32:43I'm so sorry.
32:44Sorry? What for?
32:48It's John. He...
32:50He what?
32:51Sorry. Sorry, I'll have to find John.
32:57Emma!
32:57Emma!
32:57Oh, my God!
33:19hello yes speaking who what yes i'm sitting down what you
33:36you're sure
33:42they said he was getting better they said he was
33:49it can't be i thought
33:54he's really oh god
34:01hello
34:19hello
34:56i found out about the planning i don't care about the planning you need to hear this
35:00beth sent me the photos
35:04dad why would she do that i don't know call the police why she's allowed to send me photographs
35:12and anyway she says she wants to be left alone because i don't think it was her she mentioned
35:17someone someone she's scared of i told you who i don't know emma i need to trust her
35:25i was thinking of biryani although their lamb looks very tasty okay i can't do this anymore
35:33you see um oh jesus i can't know it's okay no no it isn't it really isn't
35:46i know you know this already this is ridiculous
35:50you spoke to john why don't you tell me about the baby
35:59because because i wanted to be sure because um i didn't hold on
36:08did he come to you
36:11did he tell you about our conversation
36:14look
36:16so you and he talked about our child before you and i
36:19i was going to talk to you but um
36:22but what
36:22helen
36:25are you sure you talked to the father before anyone else
36:27or did you
36:30yeah
36:34yes you did
36:38don't worry
36:41i've known for a long time
36:44not that you were planning a family with him
36:47i mean
36:48i was under the impression that babies weren't your thing
36:50nah
36:52i was just aware that you were fucking him
36:54and for a while
36:59i thought about telling you i knew
37:01about telling him
37:03even about telling emma
37:04we got quite close me and emma
37:08poor girl
37:10i even thought about trying to sleep with her
37:13just to see what that would feel like
37:17well they might just
37:20even things up a bit
37:22shut up
37:25but then i thought
37:29no
37:29even though you've done what you've done
37:33they were moving house
37:35they were leaving
37:36and i thought maybe that might mean it would all just
37:39go away
37:40because despite everything
37:43i didn't want to lose you
37:49telling you what i suspect
37:52what i knew
37:53felt like an ending
37:57i didn't want an ending
37:59but then they decided to stay
38:04that bloody kitchen
38:07and then i had an idea
38:13for a beginning
38:20what are you talking about
38:23i know this might sound strange but
38:28i really think this might just be the best thing that ever happened to us
38:33what do you mean what have you done
38:35loved you
38:37loved you
38:37that's all i've ever done
38:40just tell me one thing
38:43do you love him
38:45okay
38:52what are you doing
39:01stay here
39:02you hear me
39:04so what do we do now
39:18jesus
39:22she calls a lot doesn't she
39:24i think i'll keep it
39:29actually
39:30you make yourself comfortable
39:33and i'll be back soon
39:35where are you going
39:37where are you going
39:37where are you going
39:39where are you going
39:40where are you going
39:41where are you going
39:42where are you going
39:43where are you going
39:44where are you going
39:45where are you going
39:46where are you going
39:47where are you going
39:49where are you going
39:51where are you going
39:55where are you going
39:57where are you going
39:59where are you going
40:01where are you going
40:03where are you going
40:04where are you going
40:05where are you going
40:05I don't know.
40:35I don't know.
41:05I'm so sorry.
41:35I don't know.
42:05I don't know.
42:35I don't know.
43:05I don't know.
43:35I don't know.