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00:56Fantastic property for a first-time buyer.
01:04Seems they're left before they finish the kitchen.
01:06Yes, although I think you'll agree it's a magnificent space.
01:10What happened to them?
01:11Oh, they probably just ran out of money.
01:13It's happening a lot these days.
01:15Is there anything else that you'd like to see?
01:17I don't think so.
01:26Have a think, but the vendors are keen on a quick sale, so don't take too long.
01:40We already have masses of interest in this.
01:45Is it true they were killed?
01:47Whoever died here heard they were murdered.
01:52Is that why all three are for sale?
01:53Like I said, we have a lot of interest.
01:56It's a very popular street, so I'll be in touch.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I don't know.
02:28Oh, no.
02:28Oh, no.
02:29Oh, no.
02:29Oh, no.
02:30Oh, no.
02:31Oh, no.
02:32Oh, no.
02:33Oh, no.
02:34Have you done the potato salad?
02:57I've done the sausage rolls.
02:59I still have help out with the bouncy castle.
03:01Emma.
03:03Sorry.
03:04I was miles away.
03:05Well, we will be soon.
03:06I'll do the potato salad.
03:08Yeah, don't hold back on the mayor.
03:09Hey, John.
03:11I've been thinking about the house.
03:13You're not getting cold feet, are you?
03:14I'm going to get the estate agent around to value it as soon as possible.
03:17I just wanted to get today out of the way first.
03:21What?
03:22Nothing.
03:23Let's just get to this party.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:52What do you reckon?
04:10What are you doing?
04:13My photography project.
04:15What is it?
04:16Street life in suburbia?
04:19No.
04:20It's called my prison.
04:21Your girl's in a funny old mood.
04:27Life's just a photo to be posted.
04:29It's for her A-levels.
04:30Really?
04:30Christ.
04:31I can do anything, huh?
04:32Remember when we had to do proper subjects?
04:34Sausage roll?
04:35You know, Sonny's done sausage rolls.
04:36Has she?
04:37What, the best cook in England?
04:38Hey, who's done sausage rolls?
04:40Oh, John.
04:41I thought you were doing potato salad.
04:46Mmm.
04:47Mmm.
04:47Not bad.
04:51It was a cooking that first attracted me to a year.
04:54Really?
04:55I mean, that, Anna.
04:56Should we, uh, get a beer?
04:58Come on, then.
05:01How's work?
05:03All right, you know.
05:04Bank holidays are good.
05:11Yeah.
05:14Cheers.
05:15Any luck finding a job?
05:16I'm sure the world still needs salesmen.
05:18A couple of intervals.
05:21So, this is Elil Shelby Drive street party.
05:25I hadn't thought of that.
05:26I suppose it is.
05:27We'll miss you, mate.
05:30Ah, look out.
05:30Big brother's watching.
05:32Sitting a comfortable distance from the meet.
05:36Right, uh, these volumans want to eat themselves.
05:41Sonia's made sausage rolls as well.
05:57Oh, Walt, the best cook in England.
05:59Hey, John.
06:02I think we should stay.
06:04What?
06:05That's what I was trying to say before.
06:07I don't think we should sell.
06:08I think we should do the kitchen.
06:09Well, the extension.
06:12Seriously?
06:12Yeah, I mean, I've got that money just sitting there.
06:15We've talked about it for years.
06:16And besides, we love this place.
06:19And I think it'd be good for us.
06:23You know, start something new, like a joint venture.
06:25Something new was moving house.
06:27I know, but...
06:27We discussed this.
06:28We made a decision.
06:29Well, you made a decision, John.
06:31And I totally understand.
06:32But moving's going to cost us a fortune to have what we already have.
06:35But doing a kitchen extension, that could be exciting.
06:41John, I know you're having a shit time.
06:43But work's going really well for me at the moment.
06:46I love it here.
06:47I love the neighbours.
06:48Beth's never known any different.
06:49And, you know, like, she's got enough stuff going on with college and failed relationships
06:53without having to move to a new place.
06:55It's...
06:56It's the right decision.
06:58I promise.
07:00For all of us.
07:00It's the right decision.
07:30It's the right decision.
08:00why now because I got the money picked up a lot of cases last year so you know
08:04that kind of you know concern good sir no no course not I just thought you were
08:09here we're just staying oh okay right I'm relieved and it won't affect your
08:14light and it means we're staying and you know where else are we gonna find
08:18neighbors like you how does John feel about it
08:22seen it want to move now you know John he's never made a big decision in his
08:27life but he'll get there and besides until he's in employment I'm the one in
08:31in the money so you know I've always fancied a new kitchen I think it's great
08:35news I mean how could he move away from crazy Nick he still freaks me out I'm
08:44surprised he's here he's usually behind those blinds I bet he's got a secret nah
08:49I reckon he's as dull as he seems apart from your doggin
08:55hey maybe I'll end up defending them in court oh I will never understand how
09:00your job works I mean it's pretty simple some law like get into trouble and I'll
09:04try and keep them out of jail sounds a bit like teaching yeah but if you guys do
09:08your job right then I don't have one true enough
09:11uh is there where I can put these I made sausage rolls
09:16best sausage rolls outside the EU no politics well let's hope the good old
09:23British weather doesn't let us down oh that peach they look lovely Barbara just put
09:29them all there on the table oh I heard another car got stolen I hope you're looking into it
09:34well catching criminals isn't my job I'm afraid yeah she just gets them off little sods I remember
09:41when you could leave your door open in this street oh come on it's not that bad yeah I think this
09:45streets lovely I think we're lucky it's changing though for the worse hmm speaking of changing we're
09:52thinking of doing the kitchen extension but don't worry it won't affect your light it's just the
09:56one level oh god hello mr. magpie how's the wife and kids oh you believe in all that nonsense don't
10:04you oh yeah you don't mess with magpies why does everyone need more space we've lived here for 35
10:10years without once thinking we need a bigger house than the one we've bought I don't know us I think
10:16we've just always wanted to update the place and you know best not getting any younger and you know
10:23what it's like having teenagers in the house I'm sorry Barbara have you told Derek no not yet but
10:33uh but I'll sit you down and talk you through it show you the plans but honestly it's nothing to
10:37worry about that went well I didn't mean to mention Marcus I was just trying to oh I feel really stupid
10:51who old you reckon you've been at I must be late 20s talk about him like he's dead come on people
10:58don't just disappear I mean you said so yourself you could hear the fights through yeah I know but
11:03that doesn't mean I can't imagine what we've gone through hello hello everybody hey it's time for a
11:13toast please rise off to three one two three shall we read you you you you you you you you you you
11:39you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
11:52I'm sorry.
12:22These are the plans we had drawn up, remember?
12:35Forgot my dad, though, is that?
12:36I've always wanted an island.
12:38See what you think.
12:39I need to be down at the magistrate's court by ten,
12:42but if you do have any concerns,
12:44then we can chat tonight.
12:48You are going to be okay with this.
12:50Like, I want this to be for us, not just me.
12:53Well, you could have asked me.
12:55Well, we've been discussing it for years.
12:57Sometimes you just have to jump.
13:00I've asked for some quotes from builders, so we'll see.
13:03Where from?
13:04The Pinebridge Forum online.
13:05I should be back early afternoon, but make sure Beth gets to college.
13:08Oh, and I've sent an email to Barbara and Derek,
13:10just letting them know we need a party wall agreement.
13:13They'll probably take ages to respond,
13:14so if you do see them, will you just tell them to check their emails?
13:17We'll have to let them know in writing,
13:18but I think a quill and parchment will be quicker.
13:21Do you know something?
13:24For the first time in a long time,
13:26I feel excited.
13:29See you later.
13:30I'm sorry.
13:55I wish I could help, but I've got to go to work.
13:57Yeah, someone's got to keep those criminals out on the streets.
14:01Well, if there's anything left to do,
14:02I'll only be a couple of hours, and John's here to help.
14:05Hey, why don't you two come over for a drink tonight?
14:07Finish off some of these leftovers.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Yeah, that'd be great.
14:11I might have a build around at some point,
14:12if any of them actually reply to my ad,
14:14but other than that, we'll talk to you free.
14:17See you then.
14:22Well, we have all that booze left over.
14:24Besides, I want to hear more about this extension.
14:28You think they'll actually do it?
14:30I hope so.
14:32And it won't affect us.
14:34I mean, apart from the builders and the portloo.
14:36I haven't thought about the portloo.
14:38You don't actually care, do you?
14:40Your mate's not going to move.
14:42Isn't that good?
14:44Alan?
14:46Yeah, of course.
15:08Is there any milk?
15:15No, we're out.
15:16You can always go to the shops.
15:18Yeah, I could.
15:20Or I could have toast.
15:24Is there any bread?
15:26No, we're out of that, too.
15:30Jesus, can't you do a shop?
15:32It's not like you have a job.
15:34Beth, did Mum tell you about the extension?
15:38No.
15:41Could be quite disruptive.
15:43Morales, you mean?
15:44Come on, Beth, that's a bit...
15:46Do you really think it's a good idea,
15:47starting something like this, when you're both so...
15:49When we're both so what?
15:51Well, your mum has a very stressful job,
15:52and sometimes it's not easy for her to leave it behind, you know?
15:56Not as easy as it was for you, though.
15:59I had my reasons for resigning.
16:01You know that.
16:02I need to go to college.
16:02You know what, Beth?
16:03Sometimes you can be a right pain in the...
16:05Well, Mrs Barnett, are you applying for bail for your client today?
16:15Sorry, madam.
16:16Before we do this, could I ask the arresting officer a question?
16:19I think we've heard all we need to hear.
16:21On the contrary.
16:23Yes, go ahead.
16:23You are the arresting officer, is that right?
16:29I am.
16:30And when you arrested Mr Massoud,
16:32he confessed to indeed committing the crime for which he'd been arrested?
16:36He did.
16:37And he did this in language you understand?
16:40Of course.
16:41Right.
16:42So I can take from that that you speak,
16:44or at the very least, understand Bengali.
16:46What?
16:48Abul,
16:49do you remember making a confession to the police officer?
16:55Abul?
16:57Hmm.
16:59So did you have a native speaker with you at the scene?
17:03You know, to, um, hear the confession.
17:06He said it in English because he speaks English.
17:09Well, we both know that's not true.
17:10Well, he has a very strong Pakistani accent, but he does speak...
17:13He's Bangladeshi, not Pakistani.
17:15Whichever.
17:16Can we just take a moment, please?
17:18He was out of control.
17:19The man's guilty.
17:20He confessed.
17:21He was erratic.
17:22He was terrified.
17:23He was being manhandled by a huge bouncer.
17:26Of course he was out of control,
17:27but he can't have made a confession.
17:29At least not in words you'd know.
17:31No way.
17:31This is crap.
17:32She's talking rubbish.
17:34Have we met before, officer?
17:36I don't think so.
17:38Hmm.
17:38I think we have.
17:40Wasn't there another incident with a young Asian man?
17:43I don't think this is relevant.
17:45Get on with it, please.
17:46Sorry, madam.
17:48On the basis that the officer couldn't have heard a confession,
17:52and without any conclusive CCTV evidence,
17:55the court has no choice but at to the very least grant my client bail.
17:59What?
18:00The...
18:00In the circumstances, I'm going to adjourn the case pending further inquiries.
18:06Your client will be bailed until further notice.
18:07The...
18:08The...
18:08The...
18:16The...
18:17The...
18:19The...
19:59It's what it is.
20:01I'm not so sure.
20:02What do you mean?
20:03Well, you know what those two are like.
20:04I mean, there's something odd about them.
20:06She cries when she waters that tree.
20:09All right, but, you know, this isn't about being odd.
20:12It's about the law.
20:13And trust me, the law's with us.
20:14Look, I know you want this.
20:19And I get it.
20:20I do, honestly.
20:21And I know that my situation hasn't exactly been easy on us.
20:24And you've been amazing, but I'm just, I'm worried that it's going to be a lot of grief and stress.
20:35And Beth has told me that she's had enough of us rowing.
20:37And she's right.
20:39I just think she needs, like, a change in her life that a move would give her.
20:46I know what you're doing, John.
20:48You're pleased that the neighbours are going to make this difficult for us.
20:53You're recruiting our daughter to make me change my mind, hoping that I'll cave in.
20:57Well, I won't.
21:01Did you speak to Alan?
21:02About what?
21:03They've invited us over for drinks tonight.
21:07They have?
21:08Yeah.
21:08Be nice.
21:09We can celebrate with them.
21:11Emma, yeah?
21:25You must be Lee.
21:27Right.
21:28Come in.
21:36We've tried to keep it really simple.
21:41We're looking at two new steals here.
21:48Maybe three.
21:50Sounds pricey.
21:51Well, yeah, I mean, everything's pricier than it was.
21:53But, you know, at first glance, I can't see you've got any hidden surprises there.
21:56So it's doable?
21:57Well, yeah, everything's doable.
21:59So when you're looking at start?
22:01I mean, soon, while the money's there.
22:04Right.
22:05Well, I've got a job booked in for later in the year, so, er, that'd work for me.
22:09But, you know, like I say, sooner the better.
22:12And you've got your planning permission, sort of, yeah?
22:14Planning permission shouldn't be a problem.
22:16It's four metres and one storey.
22:18It's four?
22:18Well, you know it's three for a definite yes, you know that.
22:21Yeah, I know.
22:22Um, I'll get on it.
22:24Party wall?
22:26That's the agreement you're going to need with your neighbour regarding the shared wall?
22:29Yeah, yeah, we know what a party wall agreement is.
22:31You're going to need them on your side.
22:33Trust me.
22:34Right, that's it.
22:35So the timing's worked for me, er, I'll be in touch with your estimate.
22:38Oh, right, then.
22:39Yeah, cheers.
22:40Thanks, I'll see you out.
22:41No, no need.
22:46Why do builders always presume it's the men who know what's going on?
22:50So, what do you think?
22:53Well, I don't know what's going on.
22:55John, come on.
22:56Don't be difficult.
22:57I want us to do this together.
23:00You made a decision without me.
23:02Well, if I waited around for you to make decisions, we'd still be single.
23:06Sorry.
23:07Look, I just think this might be an exciting thing for both of us to do.
23:13Is this because it's my money that's paying for it?
23:16For God's sake.
23:17No, it is.
23:17You haven't got a job and you can't bear the fact that I have.
23:19Don't be ridiculous.
23:20And all it is, it's some stupid emasculation thing.
23:23That's rubbish.
23:24Then what is it then?
23:25Tell me.
23:29Honestly, it's...
23:30It's nothing.
23:32John?
23:57John?
23:57Okay.
24:06Okay.
24:09Oh, Derek, um...
24:11Do you want to come in for a quick thing?
24:11Fifteen years we've been there, but it's not once a bit of crossword.
24:15Er, yeah, that's right.
24:16We were understanding when you wanted to build into the roof.
24:19We allowed the scaffolding to encroach into our garden.
24:22We accepted that you having a teenage daughter meant occasionally the thickness of the walls
24:26would be tested by the decibels of her dreadful music.
24:29We even kept quiet during some of you and your husband's louder disagreements.
24:33But this...
24:33This...
24:34This...
24:35This is a new thing.
24:36Are you sure you don't want to come in for a cup of tea?
24:39Very, thank you.
24:40Derek, you've been great neighbours.
24:42You have, really.
24:43Which is why we don't see any reason to fall out over this.
24:46Honestly, if you see what we're proposing...
24:48Our garden is important to us.
24:49Can you understand that?
24:50We like it precisely how it is.
24:52But we're not doing anything to your garden.
24:54Yes, you are, because you're doing something to yours.
24:56I don't see how that's going to affect anything...
24:57Look, it matters to us.
24:58Can't you understand that?
25:00You know, the noise hasn't exactly been one way.
25:05You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
25:08You never mentioned, Marcus.
25:10Never.
25:11Can you hear me?
25:12Shh, never.
25:20Well, you've got a fight on your hands.
25:23And it's a fact you're not going to win.
25:30Four metres.
25:40That's not nothing.
25:41Come off it.
25:42You'll barely see at the height of your fence.
25:44Don't worry about us.
25:45It doesn't bother us either way.
25:46Ah, thanks.
25:47Wish I could see the same for Derek and Barbara.
25:49Oh, come on.
25:50You know what they like stuck in them ways.
25:51They'll get over it eventually.
25:53No, I feel bad.
25:54I wish they didn't feel the way they do.
25:56I don't want to upset them.
25:57They're old and they hate change.
25:58And they killed that teenage kid and buried him under the tree.
26:01Stop it.
26:02What?
26:02They did not kill their kid and bury him under a tree.
26:05If you say so.
26:07Hey, he did lose his shit when I mentioned Marcus.
26:10Is he?
26:10I told you.
26:10Biscuit?
26:12Have you seen Biscuit?
26:14No, he's a cat.
26:15He'll be fine.
26:16They'd do anything to kill that cat.
26:19Is John not coming then?
26:20Yeah, he's just gone to get some old booze.
26:22He doesn't need to do that.
26:23We're trying to get through ours.
26:25Hey, I should warn you though.
26:26He's been in a bit of a weird mood.
26:27I don't know.
26:28I just thought he'd be more excited about this extension.
26:31In my experience, no man has ever really wanted to do anything.
26:34But most of us are happy enough for our wives to get things done.
26:38Sexist?
26:39Yeah.
26:40Sexist.
26:40What?
26:41I'm just saying.
26:42John would probably rather take the money and go for a long holiday.
26:46Or buy a car.
26:47Instead, he's adding four metres to the house to find himself in an even bigger kitchen.
26:50He can't cook him.
26:51But John's a very good cook.
26:53Yes, he is.
26:54Thank you, Sonia.
26:55I mean, he can knock out a curry.
26:57No, he can do more than that.
26:59He has several minced based dishes down to you.
27:02Anyway, this is more than just a cooking space.
27:06It's going to be like a whole new area for our family to relax in.
27:10You know the worst thing I want?
27:11Don't let it go out.
27:13No, no, go on.
27:14The poor guy's not working.
27:16The last thing he needs is a bunch of real men grafting for his missus.
27:19Ollie's sat next door watching Loose Women.
27:21Who's watching Loose Women?
27:24Shall we eat?
27:25Biscuit, there you are.
27:30Do you want your dinner too?
27:32Cool.
27:32Good boy.
27:34No, my point is, is that she never says a civil word to me.
27:39Come on.
27:40That's fine.
27:41She's a normal young woman.
27:43She's not like any normal young woman I've ever met.
27:45I'm hoping that's not many.
27:48Listen, listen.
27:49I love her.
27:49She's my daughter.
27:50But, you know, we just, we don't have anything in common.
27:53Well, that's not true.
27:54You both work shy.
27:56I'm joking.
28:01Well, at least you had a kid.
28:03Sonia.
28:04Just saying.
28:06Listen, I wouldn't swap Beth for anyone in the world.
28:09But not having a child to worry about does feel quite appealing.
28:13You don't mean that.
28:13I do.
28:14I've spent half my life trying to get idiot kids out of jail.
28:17And I do wonder if we all just stopped having them, the world would be a better place.
28:20Yeah, yeah.
28:21I wouldn't have anyone to teach.
28:22You ain't teaching.
28:24That's not the point.
28:25And I don't hate it.
28:26I'm just over it.
28:29Just regret not having a child sometimes.
28:31That's all.
28:31Jesus, Sonia.
28:32You told me when we first met, babe.
28:34Can we change the subject?
28:39I'll get some coffee.
28:41I'll give you a hand.
28:41No.
28:47I'll go.
28:50Cheers.
28:55So, Sonia's a fan of your cooking?
28:58Seemingly not everyone thinks I'm totally useless.
29:00I just don't remember you cooking for them, that's all.
29:05I do the cooking when we have people around.
29:06I'm sure I've cooked for them before.
29:08Okay.
29:09You're probably right.
29:11I was just surprised you said it, that's all.
29:12Where are you going?
29:17The toilet, is that all right?
29:23You know what they say about a watch kettle?
29:26Never boils.
29:29A watch kettle...
29:31Leave me alone, Alan.
29:33Sonia, I'm sorry.
29:35I shouldn't have said it.
29:36But you did.
29:38You always do.
29:42Okay.
29:46That's how you feel.
29:49I'll get it.
29:54Ah!
29:55Your daughter said I might find you here.
29:57All right.
29:58I thought the street party went well.
30:00Uh, yeah.
30:00Yeah, it was nice.
30:02Ooh.
30:03A little soiree.
30:05Oh, sort of.
30:07Nick, can I help you?
30:08Yes, I just wondered, could you move your car?
30:10Because it's in front of my drive.
30:13Well, hardly.
30:14I mean, there's plenty of space for you to do.
30:16Well, I am petitioning for permits.
30:18Why would you do that?
30:19Well, I'm working nights, so I don't want to run the risk of coming home in the morning
30:23to find someone's parked in front of my drive.
30:25Okay, well, I've had a drink, so...
30:27Don't worry.
30:28I won't use the CCTV to report you for drink driving.
30:31Okay, I'll go and get...
30:35I noticed there's a planning application in front of an extension.
30:38Oh, wow, Nick.
30:39That was quick work.
30:40Will there be much disruption?
30:42That's the question.
30:43Because I work...
30:45I work nights, so I do sleep in the day.
30:47Don't worry.
30:48We promise we'll keep the disruption down to a minimum.
30:50Four metres.
30:51Hmm?
30:52Four metres.
30:53Four.
30:55That's not a given.
30:56Anyway, thanks for your help.
30:58Aren't we...
30:58You okay, Nick?
30:59Ah, I'll let Emma fill you in.
31:02Hmm, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
31:05And I thought the tension in there, unbearable.
31:08What?
31:19This price includes everything except the internal finish.
31:22That'd be a separate payment, you know.
31:24That's depending on what your requirements are on that.
31:26Right, so then there's the kitchen itself and the new doors.
31:30Which I can fit, but like I say, that'd be part of this finishing quap.
31:34Oh, shit.
31:38Sorry, I was just...
31:40And then there's the foundations.
31:42Well, surely that's included in the initial build price.
31:44Yeah, it is, but it's your tree survey.
31:47It's thrown up some issues with the roots.
31:49It looks like we're going to have to dig deeper.
31:51And if that's the case, then it's going to double what's on there for the ditch.
31:55Sorry, which tree?
31:57That one on the border there.
31:58Boundary roots can always be a problem.
32:00You could always ask them to move it.
32:02I mean, that'd be a lot cheaper for you, that's for sure.
32:05Anyway, either way, is that the kind of number you had in mind?
32:09Well, you know, it is a little bit steeper than I expected.
32:12Look, you're not going to get a better price, honestly.
32:15And also, bear in mind, I want to start straight away.
32:19And I always think it's better to just crack on before all them doubts start creeping in.
32:23And you'll be done 12 weeks latest.
32:26Obviously, you're going to need your planning faster.
32:29How fast?
32:30Oh, now.
32:33Tea?
32:34No.
32:36You're all right.
32:39All right.
32:40Thanks.
32:41See you.
32:42Cheers.
32:42I don't like him.
32:46He's not here to be your friend.
32:47And he's not expensive because I've been asking around.
32:50Well, they're never going to agree to moving that tree.
32:53It's going to cost us.
32:54Ugh, Jesus.
32:56It's not too late to stop all this, you know.
33:00Stop it?
33:00Why?
33:01I don't know.
33:02I just feel...
33:03What?
33:05Scared?
33:06Look, I know it's going to be disruptive, but this is a net positive for us.
33:10Can't you see that?
33:11Well, you know, you could get involved.
33:14Might give you a focus.
33:15What, because I'm unemployable?
33:16I didn't say that.
33:20Yeah.
33:21Didn't need to.
33:30Lee, it's Emma from 29 Shelby Drive.
33:34We don't need to think anymore.
33:35We're good to go.
33:36Planning's not going to be a problem.
33:38Give me a call.
33:38Bye-bye.
33:42Bye-bye.
33:55Hey.
33:56Have you seen this?
33:59Uh, no.
34:00What is it?
34:01The street group chat.
34:02Oh, yeah.
34:04Similarly, that psycho cat at number six has taken down another schnauzer.
34:08Nasty, apparently.
34:10And Nick's brought up more CCTV.
34:12If someone walking past his house at 1am, like it's illegal.
34:16Number four, asking for more kids' books.
34:19I mean, is there anything them kids ain't bloody read?
34:22What's this here?
34:24Derek getting busy objecting to the building.
34:27Why would he do that?
34:28Maybe we should.
34:31You're not being serious.
34:32That might be.
34:34They're our friends.
34:35Besides, we don't want to move in.
34:37God knows who'd be in there next.
34:40Look what happened when that nice old couple saw them at 16.
34:44But a CCTV freak guy moved in.
34:47I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors.
34:50At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
34:52Hmm.
34:56Alan.
34:58I've got clients, have they?
35:00I've got to go.
35:01See ya.
35:18So, Larry, do you want to have said?
35:20Sure.
35:20Attached is the link to the planning department website.
35:24All you need to do is click on the address, 29 Shelby Drive, and then click on the objection button.
35:31You can then scroll down to leave it a reason for your objection.
35:33We have done so on the grounds that I've got it.
35:35I miss him.
35:37I miss him so much.
35:38What can I say, Ian?
35:53He's innocent.
35:54So, you're telling me that your client broke into a phone shop at 4am because he thought it was his own house?
35:59He was out of it on high-strength marijuana.
36:02He stole £1,000 worth of phones.
36:04What kind of house did he think he lived in?
36:05You've obviously not taken high-strength marijuana.
36:08Have you?
36:09Of course not.
36:10Look, I need to make a call.
36:12Look, all I'm asking is that you and I come to some sort of a deal.
36:15This is seventh offence.
36:16The kid's a serial thief.
36:17Prove it.
36:18Anyway, the prisons are full.
36:19Oh, well, she'll just let him off, shall we?
36:21All he does is rob.
36:22For God's sake, he got convicted of selling kids bikes that still had happy birthday written on them.
36:26Why are you telling me this?
36:28Because we can't keep letting this kid walk.
36:30We need to put him away.
36:32That's your job, not mine.
36:33I don't do deals.
36:40You got your way, then?
36:42Sorry?
36:43I have no idea what you're talking about.
36:45Thanks to you, I've been suspended.
36:47Right.
36:48Well, as I'm sure you're aware, that has nothing to do with me and everything to do with you.
36:53You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
36:56Bangladeshi.
36:57And that's not true.
36:58He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
37:01Now, can you get out of my way?
37:02This isn't over.
37:14Thanks for that.
37:19Here you go.
37:20So, look, you know I hate asking, but we've got these neighbours, they've got loads of objections.
37:31They're determined, they're old, and they've got nothing else going on in their lives.
37:34So, you're not going to ask me how I am, huh?
37:37Been a while.
37:37Dad, I've been busy with work and Beth and John.
37:43But anyway, just to make this clear, I'm not asking you to, like, intervene or do anything that might seem...
37:48You know, I just thought you might know somebody on the planning committee.
37:54You're a solicitor.
37:56You know exactly what you're asking me.
37:57How's John?
38:03You looking after you?
38:05Well, he's left his job, so I'm working all hours.
38:09Shame we don't all see each other as often as we used to.
38:12Come on, Dad.
38:13If he even knew I was here talking to you, he'd be...
38:16Be what?
38:18You can't blame him for how he feels.
38:21He trusted you with our money, we both did.
38:23He just needs to relax, that's all.
38:25Right, well, he's not like you.
38:28Isn't that the truth?
38:30And that's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?
38:33So, how's my little Beth?
38:36She's all right, you know, teenage girls.
38:40I had one once.
38:45So what do you reckon?
38:47So, you're not going to tell John that you've asked me?
38:52Okay.
38:56I'll see what I can do.
38:58And if you need any help, now John's not earning.
39:02What, like paying us back the money you owe us?
39:06I'll be in touch.
39:07Beth?
39:22Beth?
39:23You need to eat something.
39:29Ah.
39:30Oh, hi.
39:31Can I just have a...
39:32I'm actually in the middle of doing...
39:33Right, well, do you know who owns that van that was here earlier?
39:36And there was a car.
39:37Well, the van's the builder.
39:39The builder, right.
39:41He was here for a long time.
39:43And, you know, it's unacceptable.
39:44Which is why we need the permits.
39:46So I'm going to pop it on the street group chat.
39:49And I'm going to also ask you to sign my petition.
39:51Why would I sign that?
39:52Well, because people are using our street to park their cars.
39:56You've got a driveway.
39:57Yes.
39:58I have.
39:59Right.
40:02Well, um...
40:03I'm sorry, mate.
40:05I think you're overreacting.
40:06I've got to go.
40:06I'm busy.
40:11Is that lunatic from across the street?
40:16Beth?
40:17I'm doing soup.
40:19You can have soup.
40:22Wrong bread, you bitch.
40:23Oh, my God.
40:46I'm doing the best.
40:47I'm doing the best.
40:51Oh, sorry, Ian.
41:16Nice job with the Bangladeshi kid.
41:18Free to maim to his heart's contempt.
41:19Oh, please.
41:21You and that copper have got history, then.
41:23She's a racist, okay?
41:27For God's sake, Nick.
41:29You're allowed to park their cars.
41:31You're allowed to park their cars.
41:32You're allowed to park their cars.
41:32You're allowed to park their cars.
41:33You're allowed to park their cars.
41:34You're allowed to park their cars.
41:34You're allowed to park their cars.
41:35You're allowed to park their cars.
41:36You're allowed to park their cars.
41:36You're allowed to park their cars.
41:37You're allowed to park their cars.
41:37You're allowed to park their cars.
41:38You're allowed to park their cars.
41:39You're allowed to park their cars.
41:40You're allowed to park their cars.
41:41You're allowed to park their cars.
41:42You're allowed to park their cars.
41:43You're allowed to park their cars.
41:44You're allowed to park their cars.
41:45You're allowed to park their cars.
41:46You're allowed to park their cars.
41:47You're allowed to park their cars.
41:48You're allowed to park their cars.
41:49I hope they were killed.
42:19What do you get up to all day?
42:47I see people.
42:49Oh, you're playing with all my nonsense, don't you?
42:51Oh, yeah, you don't mess with my pipes.
42:53He's not a good person.
42:54Chris said he was violent.
42:55I can't believe this has happened to us.
42:58That you're doing this to us.
43:00You mean that old man can't do you a favor?
43:02Not for free, no.
43:03I could lose a lot of money, so let's just make sure that does that.
43:07What's wrong with you?
43:08With me?
43:09with me. Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were men's. So did I.
43:39I thought we were men's. So did I.