Your Friends & Neighbors Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00...to build more muscle. 0.8 grams per pound.
00:03This right here is the breakfast of champions.
00:05That's not breakfast. It's a metaphor.
00:14Phil, I understand the overages.
00:16But how the fuck is landscaping costing me another 60 grand?
00:19Your wife asked us to live well back and add some trees.
00:21We'll give you lots of shade.
00:23Grace? Grace?
00:24I'm kind of busy here, babe.
00:27Can we catch up the trees?
00:29Hey, Phil!
00:29The truck's already here.
00:30The truck's out. Phil!
00:31Yeah?
00:32I need you on the rig.
00:35Hey, you know there's a ton of trees out there, right?
00:36Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade.
00:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:39How about these trees?
00:39Yeah, we need the shade.
00:40What? Do we?
00:41Sorry, we're running late. Okay.
00:43Have a great day.
00:43All right. Bye, girls. Bye.
00:46Hey, Cooper.
00:47Hey. Bye.
00:51You walk or drive?
00:52I walk. You told me to walk.
00:53Right. We're taking my car.
00:56Come on.
00:57Okay.
01:09Jesus, Barney's at the Spectre.
01:12Special edition, all electric.
01:14Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago.
01:16A Berkeley gift.
01:18Well, that was nice of her.
01:19No, no, no, no.
01:20It's brinksmanship.
01:21See, I can't come down on her about her spending if I'm driving fucking Rolls.
01:25Come on.
01:26You love it.
01:28It is a hell of a car.
01:30It is so choice.
01:34I'm driving.
01:37Sure.
01:38It is so choice.
01:59It is so choice.
02:00It is so choice.
02:02I am driving.
02:03A paper shadow in a house of stone
02:25The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
02:31I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
02:35Till I look back at the smoke
02:39You can't keep up with the Johnson
02:42Don't wanna run for the roses
02:47I got my pocket opposing
02:52Sometimes I wonder why
02:57Sometimes I wonder why
02:59I just don't have a good Johnson
03:03Don't wanna smell the dying roses
03:09I got my pocket full of pulses
03:13I don't keep up with the Johnson
03:19So where are we going, anyway?
03:38We are going to see a lawyer
03:40Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell
03:41They'll squash me like a bug
03:43I'm sorry, I should have been more clear
03:44We are going to see Rick Masiello
03:47Get an appointment with Masie
03:51How'd you get an appointment with Masie?
03:52Doesn't matter
03:53Point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name
03:56They'll settle
03:56The last thing Jack wants
03:59Is Masie putting on a big show
04:00And rattling his investors
04:01He won't be expensive
04:02He'll do it on contingency
04:04He told you that?
04:06Well, not as such
04:06But he'll convince him
04:08It's gonna take half
04:09Probably
04:09But that other half
04:10Is a lot more than you have now
04:12We have bills to pay, my friend
04:14Starting with mine
04:15Nick Brandes
04:15Nick, hey
04:19What's good, Barney?
04:21Just checking in on that refi for the gym
04:23Dobbs are saying
04:24We can find the next two locations
04:25Without liquidating any of my marketing
04:27Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick
04:29I'm in the car with Coop
04:30I'm on speaker?
04:31Yeah
04:32Hey, what's up, Coop?
04:34You guys know the women
04:35Have that self-defense thing tonight
04:36Is that tonight?
04:37That's what I'm told
04:38We're all bachelors tonight, fellas
04:40So I'm gonna get some meat and booze
04:42And have everyone over to hang
04:44You guys in?
04:45Sounds good
04:45Yes, sir
04:46What about you, Coop?
04:47Hard pass, Nick
04:48Yeah
04:49Well, uh
04:50The invitation stands
04:52If you change your mind
04:53Yeah, I won't
04:54Thanks
04:55Well, I'm gonna hang up
04:59Before this gets awkward
05:00See you tonight, Nick
05:01All right, Barney
05:02Hit me back about the refi
05:04What?
05:08What happened to Team Coop?
05:10You told me there are no teams
05:11But if there were
05:12Obviously
05:13I'm on yours
05:14Fuck Nick
05:15But you'll go over to his house
05:16The man throws a good party
05:18You should go
05:19You shouldn't
05:20Well, as of a few days ago
05:23Nick is my biggest client
05:24So
05:25My hands are tied
05:26Whoa
05:26Shame if something happened to this car
05:29Do not even joke about that
05:31You can't win
05:37I just gotta say that up front
05:39You're a smart guy, Coop
05:40You know you can't go the distance
05:41With these guys
05:42Well, thanks for your time
05:45Good news is
05:46You don't have to win
05:47You just gotta get past
05:48Summary judgment
05:49At which point
05:50Bailey will start making offers
05:51Then it becomes a negotiation
05:53And I'm a great fucking negotiator
05:55Will you do it on contingency?
05:58No
05:58I gotta charge a full freight
06:00On this one, pal
06:01Retainer's 200K
06:02This could take a while
06:04What's a while?
06:05Three months?
06:06Six months?
06:06Hmm
06:07Two
06:08Three years
06:09Jesus
06:09Yeah
06:10Southern District
06:11It is what it is
06:12Sure you got the money
06:15For this fight
06:15He does
06:16All right
06:20Look, I, uh
06:21I gotta get back to court
06:22Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:24So you're taking the case?
06:26Uh, I'm gonna mull it over
06:27Check the schedule
06:28I'll be in touch, okay?
06:31Two to three years
06:32Managing expectations
06:34I can't afford him
06:35Look, pay the retainer
06:36And just watch the dominoes
06:37Start to fall
06:38You are being
06:39Uncharacteristically optimistic
06:41You've seen what's happening
06:42At my house
06:43Optimism is the only option
06:45Come on
06:47Go get some real coffee
06:49You're buying
06:51You got carpet moths
06:54Carpet moths?
06:56Yeah, they lay their eggs
06:57In your rugs
06:57I found larva
06:58In pretty much every room here
06:59Jesus
07:00Well, you know
07:01It's a good thing
07:01You called me when you did
07:02Otherwise you'd have colonies here
07:03Can you get rid of them?
07:05Yeah
07:06Take a few treatments
07:07Maybe three over the next month
07:08It'll cost you $9,000
07:10$9,000?
07:12Yeah
07:12$10,500
07:13If you want to go
07:14With the non-toxic chemicals
07:15And I'll have to take that wall
07:17In the back of your closet down
07:18And that one at a minimum
07:19Are you serious?
07:21Yeah, I mean, look
07:22They're in there
07:22And they're spreading
07:23First generation
07:24Best I can tell
07:25But if you don't get rid of them now
07:26You're going to have colonies
07:27Behind every wall in here
07:28And you'll never get rid of them
07:30When can you start?
07:32I can have a crew here
07:32In a couple of days
07:33Thanks for the ride, Barney
07:50My pleasure
07:51My pleasure
07:51Hey
07:57Coop
07:58Come to Nick's tonight
08:01Come on, you can stand
08:03Have a little fun
08:04It's been over a year
08:06Maybe it's time to let this one go
08:08He slept with my wife
08:09That's true
08:11But it's a little reductive
08:13Isn't it?
08:14I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up
08:16He fucked up
08:17She fucked up
08:18But maybe
08:19Maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:21A little bit?
08:22Marriages are complicated
08:23So you're saying it's my fault?
08:25I'm saying it doesn't matter
08:26Whose fault it is
08:28We're all going to be here
08:29For the foreseeable future
08:30Do yourself a favor
08:32And get over it
08:32Would you?
08:35I would pretend to
08:36Well, I got my kids tonight, so
08:39Okay, fair enough
08:41I'll see you later, Barney
08:42See you, Coop
08:53She's so sweet
08:55She looks like an angel
08:59Oh, hey, Andy
09:05Your friend is here
09:06Hello, Coop
09:07What are you doing here?
09:10I was in the neighborhood
09:11In this neighborhood?
09:14Figured I'd stop by
09:15See if you still wanted to do business
09:17Well, I am going to
09:23Hit the shower
09:25And leave you to your business
09:26It was so nice to meet you, Lou
09:28You too, Ali
09:29Break a leg tonight
09:31Thank you
09:33Nice girl, your sister
09:38What are you doing in my house?
09:39I came for the watch
09:40I thought she said you couldn't move it
09:42I had to be sure you weren't a cop
09:44So I looked into you
09:46You looked into me
09:47Rich guy loses his big job
09:49With his big hedge fund
09:51Suddenly has big liquidity problems
09:53You could have sold your Maserati
09:55But what would the neighbors think
09:57If Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-class
10:00So the Princeton finance superstar
10:03Turns to petty crime
10:05You have no idea what you're talking about
10:07The Richanil watch
10:08It isn't yours
10:10But it came from this neighborhood
10:12Bradley Sperling
10:13Couple of streets over from here
10:16It took me one phone call
10:19To trace the serial number on the watch
10:21Find out who bought it
10:23And where they live
10:24Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:26Who doesn't know what they don't know
10:28Am I right?
10:29But what you do know
10:30Is I know where you live
10:32I know where your family lives
10:35Are you threatening me?
10:39Don't think of it as a threat
10:40It's more of a contract, really
10:43That says if you get caught
10:47You won't talk about your new friend Lou
10:49And if you do
10:50There will be penalties
10:52Honor among thieves
10:54Not a thief
10:56I don't know what you are yet
10:59I think maybe you don't either
11:02Now why don't you go get that watch?
11:26I can't talk to you
11:40Why do you keep sending me the voicemail?
11:42It's more polite than hanging up on you
11:44Is it?
11:45Which I'm gonna do now
11:46Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow
11:48He's gonna tell you I hired Massey
11:50Shit, Coop
11:52Jack fucked me, Liv
11:53You know he did
11:54Massey will drag me into it
11:55My name will be in the papers
11:58I'm not gonna let that happen
11:59But you will be deposed
12:00I'll be the whore in the story
12:01Jack's gonna tell you to lie
12:03And you're telling me not to
12:04I'm asking you
12:05To do what's right
12:07He took everything from you, Liv
12:10And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:12This isn't about you
12:13Yeah, the hell it isn't
12:14I'm hanging up now
12:16Liv, please
12:18Hi, guys
12:23Hey, Dad
12:24Hey, Dad
12:25How was school?
12:26Same old, same old
12:27Smells good
12:28Yeah, I'm making pasta
12:29Oh, I'm going out with Jake
12:32I thought I texted you
12:33No, you
12:34Oh, you did
12:37Okay
12:38I just came to drop my stuff off
12:40Oh, she's taking me to Scott's
12:42So we can squeeze in a quick sound check
12:43Who's Scott?
12:45McGregor
12:46We're playing at a party later tonight
12:48You don't remember?
12:49Okay
12:51Right
12:52So no dinner?
12:53All right, kid
12:54Let's go
12:54I can eat leftovers later
12:55Whoa, hold on
12:57When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:00By 11 or 12?
13:01Yeah, soon
13:01You know you both have school tomorrow
13:04That's true
13:06We do
13:07Yeah, he's right
13:08It's all parenting, Dad
13:09Come on
13:10Jesus
13:20Hey
13:22I didn't know you were still here
13:24What are you doing?
13:26Sit down, have a drink
13:27Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest
13:29Can't
13:30I got a gig
13:31Again?
13:33Don't act so surprised
13:35Well, I'll, um
13:36Get cleaned up
13:37I'll come listen
13:38Mm-mm
13:39We'll just kill the vibe
13:40And
13:40Make me nervous
13:42Okay
13:43Where are the kids?
13:46Oh, blowing me off
13:47Ugh
13:47I'm sorry, Andy
13:48I wish I could stay
13:50I'm fine
13:50Please
13:51Do your thing
13:52Oh, I hate to leave you like this
13:55Like what?
13:56I've got pasta
13:57Scotch
13:58Jean-Claude Van Damme
14:00It's very exciting
14:02Okay
14:03Well, I'll see you later
14:05Bye
14:06Bye
14:06Bye
14:07Bye
14:08Break a leg
14:09Thank you
14:09You look very nice
14:10Thank you very much
14:11Hey
14:21Hey
14:21House is empty
14:22You wanna come over?
14:24I can
14:24I've got that self-defense thing
14:25Jesus
14:26You too?
14:27A woman's gotta know how to fight back
14:29Against
14:30Who
14:30Exactly
14:31No idea
14:32But I'll be ready for him
14:33When they come
14:33Hey, I gotta go
14:36Call me later
14:37Yeah
14:38Everyone I knew was out that night
14:50And lately it seemed that loneliness
14:52Was all it took to turn a bad idea
14:54Into a good one
14:55Fuck it
14:55So you saw it, right?
15:01Did you go
15:01I've got a lot of time
15:02I've heard
15:02I've got a lot of time
15:03I've got a lot of time
15:03I've got a lot of time
15:03I've got a lot of time
15:04I've got a lot of time
15:04Hi
15:05Hi
15:05Hi
15:05Hi
15:06Hi guys
15:07Great time
15:08Thank you
15:09Who knew?
15:10I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas
15:13That's great, by the way
15:15Really?
15:16I was thinking about doing a refresh
15:17Oh, whatever
15:19Um, those are pot brownies
15:21I'd wait till later
15:22Are they gluten free?
15:25Obviously
15:25Well, okay then
15:26Okay, ladies
15:30Who wants to get raped?
15:36That is the right answer
15:37So put down your canapes
15:39And let's get serious
15:40All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu
15:48And the husbands were all getting loaded at Nick's
15:50Which meant I had my choice of empty houses
15:52Back when Mel and I were married
15:56We never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks
15:59Dom was a professional chef
16:02And the meals were always first rate
16:04Front door open
16:09Secure
16:13Kat Resnick was one of the most sought after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan
16:16At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom
16:20She was also supposed to be out for the evening
16:24And that
16:25That was not dumb
16:34Oh, my God
16:51Oh, my God
16:51Sorry
16:51The kid was Blake Farkas
17:11A year ahead of Tori
17:14And from what I could recall
17:15Dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa
17:16Domaine Dovenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage
17:37The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy
17:43A.K.A. the Queen Burgundy
17:45A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking
17:48She was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain
17:50As living beings with their own personalities
17:52This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love
17:57And let's face it
17:58Are there any unpretentious enophiles?
17:59Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it
18:04At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss
18:07As long as I could find a way out of here
18:09Oh, my God
18:24Oh
18:25Oh, my God.
18:50Cole?
18:53Yes?
18:54Cole, where the hell are you?
18:55out everyone's in next you gotta come over we talked about this yeah but that was when i was
19:02sober like just just come on what are you gonna do you're gonna go home and throw yourself another
19:07pity party in your empty house i'm depressed just thinking about it look just come over for me okay
19:13come over come oh oh oh there is no way in hell i'm coming over there
19:20mr cooper elena surprised to see me yes uh sorry i mean no i i i didn't know you were coming
19:31they're downstairs great thanks
19:35get one of these now because once this baby hits the market it'll
20:04be too late i shit you not
20:05i'm telling you this is tomorrow's toilet it's eco-friendly will take your temperature check
20:15your levels and clean your ass and balls every time you go yeah you too jules
20:18it's got bluetooth and wi-fi so you can play your music and it can email urine test results
20:27right to your doctor so the government can spy on your piss and shit i i got nothing to hide
20:32okay fine i i partnered with luxos mt these are going retail for 30 grand and i'm in for 20
20:38percent when i'll spend on a dime i'm telling you man this this is gonna be my george former grill
20:44for that price it better cook your meat i can give you a head oh cass not doing that for you
20:49hey oh my god look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots
20:54hey hey cool cool what's up man we made it
21:00it means a lot that you're here really it's not make a big deal about it yeah no no
21:06wow grand crew that's a nice bottle it's all right i'll open it at the bar to let it breathe
21:13all right yeah glad you came
21:18captain kirk's toilet this is a nice development it's about time you listen to me and let this
21:24shit go i'm not letting anything go that guy took my wife i'm not letting him take my friends too
21:29that's the spirit jesus how drunk are you well let's see i'm seven figures over budget on the
21:36renovation my in-laws are moving to the u.s to be closer to us and my largest most profitable client
21:42threw a hand grenade into his career i won't pay his bills so pretty fucking drunk
21:51question is why are you not you make a good point
22:06the fuck is this your life is in danger right
22:12right right so oh right you strike the throat it's a one two you got it yeah yeah you up here
22:23me yeah come on oh no i'm not laughing come on oh oh okay you uh oh great break break how oh okay me
22:52me and straight harder do it again sorry is this okay come on come on like you mean it like you mean it
22:59like you mean it all right now she is going to take away everything you care about everything you love
23:05now what are you gonna do
23:13hunter yo hunter yeah come here
23:18yeah uh this is hunter he's our drummer he's a bad man you gotta hear his grooves what school do you go to
23:30what what school do you go to oh mayfield same as you really sorry it's okay i'm a great below you
23:40anyway well keep an eye out for you
23:45mushrooms you want no no i'm good it'll up my drum or it'll take you to the next level
23:55fuck it
24:06come on it'll be cool i've got to introduce you to this guy that i buy from scotland he uses these
24:12reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones
24:17guys an artist out here scotch was like a religion every time someone poured you a drink they'd have
24:24to give a ted talk about the scotch then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great
24:29bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and blah blah blah i think at some point it just
24:35started to dawn on everyone that this was it these houses these wives these jobs this would be the sum
24:41total of their lives their futures were already written and so the quest to stave off the emptiness
24:46began scotch cigars smoked meats custom golf clubs high-end escorts entire industries built to cash in
24:53on the quiet desperation of rich middle-aged men
24:57goop did i hear you left bailey russell
25:14yeah i've been developing my own thing with this family office out of dubai that's a big move
25:20congrats goop yeah thanks you investing it yet doing a lot of mezzanine work lately we should talk
25:26yeah we're still papering the deal what about my investments at bailey should should i be getting
25:31out i would no no
25:44let's go
25:56deconstruct
25:58deconstruct me and consume me
26:00i'm all used up
26:03i'm out of luck
26:05i am so struck
26:07something in
26:09something in my eyes
26:11that is keeping my hope a lot
26:14but i'm sick of myself when i look at you
26:18something so beautiful and true
26:22the world that's ugly and alive
26:26hard to even want to try
26:30and
26:39and
26:41you
26:44are
26:47Hunter! What the fuck, dude?
27:17I don't know the face that makes your grandma wanna smile
27:31I don't have the milk that makes me wanna have a child
27:35I don't have the disposition for drinks with the girls
27:39I don't sleep for streaming cause they just ruin the world
27:42Wanna be a good daughter but I push my mom away
27:46Wanna be compassionate but my doctor makes me pay
27:50Someone harder. Yes, harder, you!
27:53Yes!
27:54What is that? No, that's a rape. You're right. You're right.
27:58It's not funny. You, you're killed. You're dead. You're dead.
28:02All of it. Come on.
28:05That is bullshit.
28:07You're hitting like a victim. Is that what you are? Are you a victim?
28:10No? Why are you smiling? Do it. Hit it.
28:14Come on.
28:16Better. Better. Better. Yes!
28:19Yes!
28:20Yes!
28:21Yes!
28:22Yes!
28:23Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
28:25Yes!
28:25Oh!
28:26Yes!
28:26Oh!
28:27Yes!
28:28Yes!
28:29Yes!
28:29Yes!
28:30Yes!
28:31Yes!
28:32Yes!
28:33Yes!
28:34Yes!
28:35Yes!
28:36Yes!
28:37Yes!
28:38Yes!
28:39Yes!
28:40Yes!
28:41Yes!
28:42Yes!
28:43But I need some time
28:47If the grass grows greener
28:50On the other side
28:54If you want, I'll be waiting
28:57But I need some time
29:01Give me two more days
29:04I love you
29:10Hey.
29:12That was really great.
29:15Thanks.
29:16Can I buy you a drink?
29:17I drink for free.
29:19It's going to be part of the deal.
29:21Okay, well, can I buy myself a drink
29:24And keep you company?
29:26I'm Tom, by the way.
29:28Oh, you seem like a good guy, Tom
29:30And with exceptional shoulders
29:32But I'm gonna level with you.
29:34I'm a bad bet.
29:35That's cool.
29:36I know where all the exits are.
29:40Hang on.
29:42Hey, kid.
29:43What's up?
29:44Hi, Angel.
29:46Wait, no, no, no, wait.
29:47Slow down.
29:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:49Slow down.
29:50Where are you?
30:01Hey, man.
30:02You know where Hunter is?
30:03Huh?
30:04Don't do drugs.
30:08Come on, man.
30:09I gotta pee.
30:10What's up?
30:11Come on, man.
30:12I gotta pee.
30:13What's up?
30:20Hunter.
30:21It's me, Allie.
30:22Hey, man.
30:23You got room for one more?
30:37Ooh.
30:38Ooh.
30:39Fancy.
30:40So what'd you take?
30:42Stem and a cup.
30:43Oh.
30:44Wow.
30:45You still tripping?
30:46That depends.
30:47You're sitting in the bathtub?
30:49Mm.
30:50Oh.
30:51Ugh.
30:52Oh.
30:58Ooh.
31:03Funny.
31:04Stem in a cap.
31:06Oh, wow.
31:08You still trippin'?
31:10That depends.
31:12You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:20Nobody ever sees me.
31:22You know,
31:24I-I don't know why.
31:26I guess that's just how I am.
31:28I've gotten used to it.
31:30But today,
31:32with the band,
31:34they finally saw me.
31:36And it felt good.
31:40And then I blew it.
31:44I get it.
31:46I have been there.
31:48I'm still there.
31:52Kind of live there, actually.
31:54We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
31:56We're afraid to be seen,
31:58but it doesn't mean we don't want to be.
32:00Or need to be.
32:02Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:04It's a chance to be seen.
32:06I will cut a bitch!
32:08Fuck off!
32:10Come on! Hurry up!
32:14Anyway, in this particular case,
32:16I don't think you have to worry about anything
32:18because whatever happened out there,
32:20those kids are so damn stoned,
32:22they won't remember tomorrow.
32:24You think so?
32:25Yeah.
32:27You ready to go home?
32:30Yeah.
32:31Okay.
32:34Well, um...
32:36You're gonna have to get up first
32:37because I'm gonna need your help
32:38getting out of this thing.
32:40I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking.
32:50I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
32:53I would.
32:54Yeah, I know you would.
32:56Would she?
32:58Touche.
32:59That's some serious hardware.
33:01Let's check it out.
33:04There you go.
33:05Well...
33:07Look at that, baby.
33:09You can hold it.
33:10You just can't put it on your finger.
33:11Why not?
33:12Uh, because you didn't win a fucking championship,
33:14now did you, Peter?
33:28Damn, Paul.
33:30She's something else.
33:31She's not bad, huh?
33:33Oh, yeah.
33:34That's nice.
33:35She's just a waitress at one of your restaurants?
33:37Uh, it's always good to have a bullpen.
33:40What about you, Dom?
33:41All those young waitresses, huh?
33:43Chef must get first pick.
33:44Come on.
33:46Not worth the fallout.
33:48No?
33:49Cat and I've got something pretty great.
33:51Ah!
33:54I really need to get divorced.
33:57Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:00You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing?
34:02Not likely.
34:04She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:07That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:09I made her a generous offer,
34:11but her bullshit attorneys convinced her
34:12she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
34:14Tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
34:17Jesus, Paul, give it a rest.
34:19What's your problem, Coop?
34:21She's the mother of your children.
34:22Why you gotta talk like that?
34:23You guys were just built different.
34:24Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children,
34:25and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine!
34:27Okay.
34:28I'll take it out.
34:29Just keep it civil.
34:30That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out!
34:32Gee, Paul, I don't know.
34:33If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
34:35with that tiny, sad little dick of yours,
34:37maybe she deserves it.
34:38Motherfucker!
34:39Oh!
34:40Oh!
34:43I'll fucking kill you, Paul!
34:44I'll fucking kill you!
34:45I'll fucking kill you!
34:46I'll fucking kill you!
34:47I'll fucking kill you!
34:48Yo!
34:50Woo!
34:51Okay.
34:53Okay, everyone, now it's the party.
34:56You know what?
34:57A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:00Yeah!
35:01Who's feeling lucky?
35:03Yeah!
35:04Let's go downstairs.
35:05You know the definition of a baller.
35:11That's me.
35:12C-H-I-N-G.
35:14Tell them why.
35:15Let me explain to you.
35:16I'm a baller.
35:17Say what?
35:18High roller, baby.
35:20Baby, baby.
35:21Shy caller.
35:22That's right.
35:23Ain't nobody getting crazy.
35:25You a hater.
35:27You a hater.
35:28Why you trying to blame it?
35:30I don't think you know.
35:31Baby, baby, baby.
35:33Hey, I'm a baller for real.
35:36Girl, I know you do the nasty.
35:38I can tell when you walk past me.
35:41And your potter looking flashy.
35:43Earth things on your mind, just ask me.
35:45I know my earth related to the whiskey.
35:48Wabbit.
35:49Carrots all in it.
35:50Jazzy, it's a habit.
35:51Uh.
35:52Hoers my cash.
35:53Outside, I got a Vans and Jays.
35:55Hopefully you'll wake me.
35:56Ooh.
35:57Come on, man.
35:58Come on, man.
36:02Denied.
36:03Accents denied.
36:04Not today, motherfuckers.
36:06Not ever.
36:07Not in my house.
36:08All right, who's next?
36:10Can you take this?
36:11Jerry.
36:12Jerry.
36:13Jerry.
36:14Jerry.
36:15Okay, okay.
36:16Enough of that.
36:17Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:19Sure did.
36:20Yeah.
36:21Hope you brought your egg in.
36:22All right.
36:23Hundred bucks on Jerry.
36:24Ten to one.
36:25Who's got it?
36:26I'll take that action.
36:27Oh, man.
36:28Come on, Jerry.
36:29Oh, like the army.
36:30Come on.
36:31All right.
36:32Oh, you gonna post me up here?
36:33Is that the plan?
36:34What, you think it's a pick-up game?
36:35Give me that.
36:36Cookies!
36:37Come on, Nick.
36:39Give me that.
36:40Cookies!
36:42Give me that.
36:43Give me that, Jerry.
36:45Yeah, I play defense, too.
36:47It's what the people want.
36:48All right, Jerry.
36:49Come on, Jerry.
36:50Come on, Jerry.
36:51There it is.
36:52This is what the people want.
36:53Yes!
36:54Oh, fuck!
36:55Oh, shit!
36:56Oh, fuck!
36:57Oh, no, no, no.
36:58God damn it!
36:59Oh, shit!
37:00Oh, shit!
37:01I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:02Hold on.
37:03Let me just check it.
37:04Oh, fuck!
37:05Oh, fuck!
37:06Hey, call 911.
37:07This is bad.
37:08All right, walk it off, man.
37:09Fuck!
37:10Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:11Damn it.
37:12It's all right.
37:13Oh, I hate seeing shit like this.
37:14Don't touch.
37:15I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
37:32I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic.
37:36But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
37:41But it's the recklessness of it.
37:44I mean, that's what pisses me off.
37:46I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
37:48The wake-up has herpes?
37:50No.
37:51I have no idea.
37:52I'm just saying theoretically.
37:53Theoretical herpes.
37:54Uh-huh.
37:55Um, anyone can see this girl as just a band-aid.
37:59I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up, and he's gonna look in the mirror, and then he's gonna realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:07Mm.
38:08And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who committed the crime.
38:16I mean...
38:19I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:21Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:24I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:26What?
38:27No, I'm sorry.
38:28I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul.
38:30I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
38:33I mean, not that I'm judging you.
38:34I mean, far from it.
38:36I'm gonna stop talking now.
38:38Oh my God, I'm Paul.
38:39No, you're not Paul.
38:40I didn't mean that.
38:41No, you're right.
38:42I am the one who cheated.
38:46But that was after years, years, of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
38:59To me.
39:00No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider and at a certain point, there was nothing I could do.
39:13So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:16I'm sorry.
39:17Wow.
39:18I'm sorry.
39:19It's the brownies.
39:20Sam.
39:21It's the brownies.
39:22I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:24What?
39:25Oh my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:27That's really delusional.
39:28If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
39:30You're so crazy.
39:31You're so crazy.
39:32I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass so fucking fast.
39:35Are you kidding me?
39:36What?
39:37Look at what?
39:38What guns?
39:39That is...
39:40There's nothing.
39:41Look at it.
39:42Feel it.
39:43Feel it.
39:44Let me feel it.
39:45Ow!
39:46Ow!
39:47Oh my God.
39:48Yeah.
39:49Hey!
39:50Okay, Mel.
39:51Ow.
39:52Ow.
39:53What the fuck are you getting?
39:54What the fuck?
39:55Can I just...
39:56What the fuck?
39:58What the fuck?
40:00This...
40:01Oh no.
40:02Oh, come on.
40:03Tap out!
40:04That's not how tapping out works.
40:06Ow!
40:07Ow!
40:08Oh my God.
40:10Ow!
40:11Ow!
40:12Ow!
40:13Ow!
40:14Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Ow!
40:17Ow!
40:18Ow!
40:23I started disappearing.
40:26Becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most.
40:31It was like he only had so much space in him and I just wanted too much of it.
40:36Well, I don't think Coop has that space in him.
40:45Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
40:50You have a lot of pent up aggression. You really need to get laid soon.
40:56Yeah.
40:57I know.
41:00Alright, I gotta go.
41:01Yeah, me too.
41:05Yeah, me too.
41:13Do you wanna talk about the bag of cash?
41:15Nope.
41:20You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long?
41:25You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
41:28What are we talking about?
41:33My life.
41:39Oh, shit.
41:45Fuck, Barney!
41:49I am so sorry.
41:51That's a prototype!
41:52I am so sorry!
41:57If you're in the market for metaphors,
41:59look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:03that isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:09Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind,
42:11everything in this town is a fucking metaphor,
42:14which can make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real.
42:19It's real.
42:20Have a good day.
42:50Hey, Hunter.
43:20Hey, you.
43:21Hey.
43:22I stopped by your house, saw Allie.
43:25She said you'd be out here.
43:26She's living with you now?
43:28Yeah, she's going through some stuff.
43:29I didn't want her to be alone.
43:31That's a lot to take on.
43:33Well, I'm all she has.
43:36She has me too, Coop.
43:37I hope you know that.
43:42Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
43:44Yeah, I'm starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
43:48Less oversight, better upside.
43:50Just like that?
43:51Time for a change.
43:52You were Bailey for a long time.
43:54Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
43:56Okay, Coop.
43:57Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
43:59Oh, fuck you.
44:00What do you want from me, huh?
44:02What?
44:03Tell me.
44:04You just become impossible to talk to.
44:06Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:08I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:14It's about a thousand a week.
44:15I just want to jump in a fight.
44:17I am her coach.
44:18And she works here with Eddie.
44:20She's doing just fun.
44:20I know, I'm talking about professional.
44:21You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:23This isn't about Nick.
44:24This is about what's best for Tori.
44:26The next few months are critical,
44:27and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:29She doesn't need a professional coach.
44:31At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
44:34I show up.
44:35No, Coop, you come around just enough to convince yourself
44:38that you do.
44:39That is bullshit.
44:39And you know what?
44:39We're not having this fucking conversation again and again and again.
44:42But you damn well better show up for her.
44:45You understand?
44:46Anything else?
44:46Yes.
45:08You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:14Why would a thief take only the one?
45:17That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:21So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:24The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
45:30Who misplaces a watch?
45:31It's that expensive.
45:32I don't know.
45:34Maybe the same person who buys one.
45:36What?
45:38You got a picture of that watch?
45:40Yes.
45:40And ownership papers.
45:42I'll be right back.
45:47You got a beef with this guy?
45:49Just trying to help him find his watch.
45:50You think we're actually going to find it?
45:52I don't know.
45:52But we're going to make it a priority.
45:55Really?
45:55No, not really.
46:14The paper clip now wired to the battery pack will act as a tensioner.
46:19Now, keep your tensioner slotted in position.
46:23Only a centimeter in.
46:27Don't force it.
46:28The wreck may as well be a pinbrick.
46:31Now, we're going to introduce our voltage.
46:35Voila.
46:36And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force.
46:40My shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept with my wife.
46:57But I didn't have a shrink.
47:00What I did have was a YouTube tutorial.
47:03Nick's championship ring.
47:04And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
47:08I was getting pretty good at this.
47:09I was getting pretty good at this.
47:10I was getting pretty good at this.
47:11I was getting pretty good at this.
47:12I was getting pretty good at this.
47:13I was getting pretty good at this.
47:14I was getting pretty good at this.
47:15I was getting pretty good at this.
47:16I was getting pretty good at this.
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47:18I was getting pretty good at this.
47:19I was getting pretty good at this.
47:20I was getting pretty good at this.
47:21I was getting pretty good at this.
47:22I was getting pretty good at this.
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47:24I was getting pretty good at this.
47:25I was getting pretty good at this.
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47:27I was getting pretty good at this.
47:28I was getting pretty good at this.
47:29I was getting pretty good at this.